>Did I just bomb a game…with my freaking quips?!
>>726055191You lost, Eric.
>>726055191Why did they do it?Is Nintendo legit so behind the wave that they are now approaching the age of MCU quips?
>>726055534Don't forget that Prime 4 has been in development hell since the Wii U was still around. The character was probably invented while Avengers was still popular.
>>726055191kek
>>726055191Tendies deserve this.
>>7260559645th post best post
>>726055964They not only deserve it, they will DEFEND it
ITT come up with obnoxious lines that will probably be in this game>Whoa... Samus... did you just turn into a ball? No way... Wait 'til Phil hears about this at the water cooler!
>>726056301lampshading shit like the ball form is definitely going to happen>HAHA WHOA!!! WHERE DO YOU EVEN STORE ALL THOSE MISSLES!?!?I wanna throw up
>>726056301Just copy random lines from Flopsoken and change the names
>>726055964Metroidfags are far from the same breed of consoomer autist as the average tendie, for better or worse. Other M was so reviled Nintendo had to tard-wrangle Sakamoto into walking back his retarded characterization of Samus. Federation Force was so hated, and so unsuccessful, that Nintendo revealed SR and MP4 at the same time to convince fans the series wasn’t actually dead. If Beyond doesn’t pass the sniff test, fans won’t fuck with it. Question is, will quipslop and yellow paint man be enough to sell it to normalfags? Probably.>t. preorder-cancelling metroidfag
>>726055191everytime someone says mackenzie is fineask them if there was two mackenzies in the game, would it still be fine?
>>726055964this>>726056181also this
>>726056626it'd be better than only one
>>726056526>Uhh... why don't you just crouch down? (Heheh, nice little 4th wall breaking mythology gag, am I right my fellow gamers?)
>>726055191Why the actual fuck would he wear glasses instead of contacts?
>>726056604Okay yeah Johnny was always cringe but at least he's hot. And all of his cringe is exclusive to skippable cutscenes, instead of being a constant tumor on the gameplay itself
least it’s not a nigger
>>726056579I mean I think in all seriousness it’s pretty clear that actual metroid fans are not the ones going to bat for miles, it’s the usual damage control shills who will astroturf for anything nintendo, even a franchise like this that they have never given a shit about
>>726056301>Computer: "Please enter password">Samus: "Do you know the password?">NPC waves both his hands up and down and says "6 - 7">Samus enters 6 and 7 as the password>"That worked, good job!">NPC: "Well that just happened"
>>726056301>Hey, Samus... Uh, your suit's making a funny beeping sound... Think that means your health is low, right? You wanna, uh, maybe do something about that? You know, seeing as how I'll be totally on my own if you kick the bucket, and, well...I think we both know how that would turn out for me
>>726056301Erm, she's right behind me, isn't she? -Ridley
>>726056181If Other M came out today tendies would've agreed with dobson on it.
>>726056301>Man Samus your packing some serious firepower, remind me to never get in your way!
>>726055191Why does he look like a wojak?
>>726056301>oh you got the ice beam! Hey ICE to meet you am I right? Hahaaaa I love dad jokes
It's amazing how out of touch and up their own ass Nintendo and their slave companies are. I honestly thought to base my opinion on whenever I would buy a switch 2 solely on prime 4. And behold, right when everyone are sick and tired of quipshit, marvel shit, woke shit etc, they drop something like this into their arguably most intimate adventure series. Do they really dont know how to read the room, or nintendo just doesn't give a fuck and depend on cult? It's fucking astonishing, I'm a causal nigga by this point, being 36 and all, and even I am baffled by how hilariously outdated and sloppy this thing is turning out.
>>726057421*cat dad
>>726055191It could've been worse, it could've been a woman NPC that looks exactly like that.
They should just succumb to the darkside and make Metroid a single player looter shooter. Copy Destiny. Travel across multiple planets that are different planets that are different biomes. Have a Federation planet where you can buy things and upgrade and accept new missions. Have different tiers of equipment while maintaining the metroid prime gameplay.
>>726056943There's a nigger too.
If the game does great I except half this board to jump from a bridge after getting BTFO
>>726057512I seriously thought Nintendo figured out the formula after Dread. Make good Metroid games and the fans will come.
>>726057683And if that doesn't happen what will you do?
>>726056864>Why the actual fuck would he wear glasses instead of contacts?>heLol I thought that's a woman.
Blows my fucking cock off that the game looks gorgeous and is, according to everyone who’s played it, fun. Right up until this fucking faggot invites himself along. Nintendo are absolute fucking cunting NIGGERS.
>>726055534old dirty japs in business suits have no fucking clue what gaijins are up to. the lines probably also don't sound as cringe inducing in japanese, and they don't give a shit. japs don't chimp unless someone fucks with their gacha or goon bait.
>>726056579I remember when other m was released and literally everyone tore it asunder. Bizarre to think that a precious first party big league Nintendo game was universally annihilated not only by average Joe's, but by major journos too. Nowadays nintendo slop can go only the route of "great" or "Christ's second coming". Somewhere after wii u nintendo got into religious fanatical sect territory
>>726058006>Somewhere after wii u nintendo got into religious fanatical sect territoryWhat came after Wii U anon? Think it through.
>>726055964shit... hes not wrong...
>>726056604metal gear has always been retarded and so goofy its kino. johnny is from mgs1. metroid has always maintained a serious and atmospheric feel.
>>726056579Metroid is cursed with being a “mature” property stuck with a company that approaches everything they do as if they’re making toys for toddlers. If Nintendo is gaming’s Disney, is Metroid their Pirates of the Caribbean or something?
>>726058069Yes yes anon, the Switch is God's gift to mankind and there's literally not even one thing bad related it.
>>726055191chud self insert
>>726055623that version of prime 4 was cancelled in 2019this guy was clearly written by 2022
>>726057742It's the most bizarre turn of events. Dread made me go like "ohhh we're back baby. Almost like gba metroid resurgence".And they made p4 a halo2 looking slow ass borderline ai slop with obligatory nintendo barren open world and quips. Insane.
>>726058006>Somewhere after wii u nintendo got into religious fanatical sect territoryNah, tendies as we know them today literally formed with the WiiU. Anybody remember all the hilarious non-ironic lists they made and posted? This fan base is fucking SICK. 13 million sales are not a lot, but this console ONLY sold to hardcore tendie cultists. And imagine how loud and obnoxious 13M of them can be.
There's already a clip of the Black Dude freezing and enemy and saying "ICE SHOT IS SLOWIN EM DOWN!" They will still be chatty.
>>726055623Ridiculous how big company is are incompetent af
>>726056301Here’s a taste of the dialogue
did they have to make them look like one of the ugliest people ever?
>>726055438I know it hurts. I know seeing your favorite franchise get slandered and won’t even hit 85 hurts your soul. It’s okay.
>>726056604MGS isn't an immersive franchise.
>>726056604Johnny is goofy, but not reddit. Metroid 4 is literally r*ddit writing
>>726058461Yeah people saying “erm only the tutorial is like this ackchewally” is coping hard. This game is made for retards. I used to think Metroid was safe from this shit, but nothing is.
>>726058618Reads like a shitpost
>>726058797>“erm only the tutorial is like this ackchewally”the reddit dude literally repairs "long range comms" so he can annoy you at any time over the radio
>>726058446>Nah, tendies as we know them today literally formed with the WiiUguess you have never visited /vr/ then.
>>726058461I bring this up every time someone tries to tell me Myles is fine and they suddenly don't want to talk anymore. We have imbeciles trying to call people fake fans while saying isolation and figuring things out for yourself were never core parts of Metroid.
>>726056301>Look I know they're called MISS Les, but try to stay on target M'kay.
Imagine putting a reddit MCU voice that never shuts up into your isolationist game
super metroid would have been better with marvel quips
>>726056604Are we pretending MGS is remotely comparable to Metroid Prime in any way?
>>726058201>metal gear has always been retardedThis>and so goofy its kinoLmao not this you fucking queer
>>726059387did you just say "nerd"?
why is every fucking reply defending this game "whatabout other game"?
>>726059419Are you implying that because I hate modern video games and just play Contra and Gradius and come here to bash nerds that I somehow don't belong?
>you're followed around by NPCs the entire game>they get die>you're not allowed to progress if they die, you have to go back, find them, and revive themHm, where I have seen this before...
NOOOOOOO NOT A NERD IN MY VIDYA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOO SAVE ME CHUD MAN
>>726056301Yeah I don't think you want to walk past that energy tank, unless you're like totally badass and you don't want more health which is like so cool but... I'd prefer to NOT get eaten by murderous alien monsters thank you very much so maybe reconsider that
>>726057683No-one is buying this shit so who will know
>>726056871>>726058201>>726058693>>726058721>>726059306OOPS! All Unc Cope ®
>>726055191>when the bull lets me play the Switch 2
>>726059572are you serious right now? you just replied like to one of the most memed lines from mgs2. you haven't even played it. you're just - A DUHD
>>726059419How the hell did that retarded line even work in the original Japanese script anyways?
>>726058721I don't remember Fusion having plebbit writing in it.
>>726058797>>726058970>Guys it's only the first 15 minutes tutorial I assure youMeanwhile, previews are already showing footage of escort missions with multiple life bars and these fuckers alongside new Samus armor.https://youtu.be/ESoO3QO2b9E?si=DFby7kaTm1ZhVkaz
>>726055964So freaking true my dude! We LOVE our Japanese GODS shoveling feces into our mouths!In fact, we PAY for it!>*eats 70$ shit on a plate*Mmm, mmm!
>>726060345>he was underage all alongshould've known
Why doesn't anybody talk about the gameplay?
>>726055191They aren't quips. They are things an awkward dorky dude similar to someone you probably know would say. He is supposedly to be relatable and endearing, not funny.
>>726060340>escort missions with multiple life barsAnd this is when Samus has 8 energy tanksSo this clearly isn't "Oh, it's only early game for tutorials"This is the game - Ramirez... er, Samus! Go do the thing!
>>726060345I remember when I thought it was cool to talk about games I hadn't played either
>>726060340God. God fucking damn it. Why god? Why fucking fuck toy god fuck you god fuck god FUCK
>>726060648It wouldn't matter if it had the best gameplay in the world. Metroid is atmosphere first. A Metroid game without atmosphere is automatically dogshit
>>72606075890% of it is the same as Prime 1
>>726058006Remember when people fucking hated WW?https://www.ignboards.com/threads/official-zelda-bitch-thread.10015660/
Can't expect anything good out of American developers in this day and age.
>>726060648The gameplay is metroid prime but with NPCs in your ear treating you like a toddler thats never heard of metroid before.
>>726060272"otaku" probably
>>726055534>Why did they do it?"Gamers" complaining about brown women instead of bad writing
>>726061050But it would have to be a word that sounds similar to the Japanese word for "node"
>>726055534When has Nintendo ever excelled at writing? Their best games barely have a story. Their modern games have almost no story. Sure, you can find little cutscenes of cutesy interactions between characters in some of them, if you go looking for them, but that isn't a story. They don't know what to do with Metroid as a story. Samus has barely ever spoken, except in their last attempt at a real story, which as Other M.
>>726055534Nintendo hates metroid. Did other m not prove that to you?Fusion was the beginning of the end, even if fusion was an okay game overall.
>>726055534>Is Nintendo legit so behind the wave that they are now approaching the age of MCU quips?Given that Mario and Rosa are being voiced by MCU actors in the movies. Nintendo heading into it's own MCU age doesn't sound too far off.
>>726056301>"Ridley killed your parents? That's... I'm sorry..."
>he is right behind me, isn't he?
>>726060648Nintendo already deflated that conversation months ago
>>726060648What’s there to talk about? It’s a by-the-numbers Prime game. Far more significant is the assraping of the atmosphere and experimentation these games are so well-liked for.
>>726060272It's the same. https://youtu.be/cq6GNbalhnk?t=4029
>>726060345Estrogenized 4kek failmales HATE him
>people already forgetting about Other M>surprised when new Metroid is garbageYou all deserve your "Fell for it again award" for not expecting this trash.
>mp3 was already teetering the line with the heavy galactic fed influence and the hunters, but for the most part you're still exploring by yourself, just with a lot more dialogue outside of lore scans compared to mp1 and mp2>mp4 has a whole cast of characters for each section of the planetgod fucking damn it why couldn't it have just been samus v sylux
>>726060515>he was underage all along>>726060702>I remember when I thought it was cool to talk about games I hadn't played either
>>726062068Metroid turns 40 next year and it has two (2) bad games. That's a better track record than your favorite series.
>>726061579Tanaris... home
>>726061195>When has Nintendo ever excelled at writing?Link's Awakening.
>>726055534Because normies like this type of humour, and game devs target their games at normies now because they make up the majority of the gamer audience ever since gaming as a medium became less seen as an activity for social pariahs and outcasts. If shit like this wasn't gonna make them money they simply wouldn't include it. Even worse is the fact they're likely banking on people buying the game after seeing this stuff just to hate play it just like how 90% of movies now are intentionally made to be shit to draw in hate watchers to increase ticket sales and assure profits.It's always about money, and somehow our culture has developed to the point where stuff like this makes money.
>>726058618Use that? THAT?
>>726055534>Is Nintendo legit so behind the wave that they are now approaching the age of MCU quips?>American dev team taking care of a game that's been in development hell for over a decade.I'd wager that 90% of the dev team that made the first two prime games isn't working there anymore.And for the love of God, how the hell is a fucking 10 person spanish studio better than these people?
>>726055534All Japanese companies are like this. They're perpetually 10-20 years behind, for better or for worse. Unfortunately it means they're going into the 2010s slop rut now and won't be out of it until the '30s.
>>726056301>you use your mind powers to open the giant door>Myles: "Haha! Science!">Myles turns back to look at you as the door opens>Myles: "Booyah! At this rate, we'll be kicking Kraid's ass in no time!">Samus: Um... *points behind Myles*>Myles: ...He's right behind me, isn't he>he slowly turns around to face Kraid, who roars in his face>Myles: Commander... permission to unload my bowels?>Adam: *Sighs.* Permission granted.
>>726062346My favorite series is Viewtiful Joe friend :)
>>726055534>Why did they do it?It's developed by Retro Studios (Americans). They can't help themselves. 20 years of quippy Marvel movies and irony fueled sitcoms have brainrotted a generations of writers.
>>726055191idk why but this marvel dialogue soijak guy is kinda endearing to me. Maybe it’s because he’s so out of place and shit that it actually wraps around and becomes funny to me. He’s like the Dolly Dimply of Metroid. He’s so antithetical to everything that makes the series what it is that I can’t help but root for him.
>>726056301>I just added a new AI to your ship, Samus!
>>726063190>no third and final entryThat DS game was NOT it
>zoomcucks pretending their niggerlingo isn't just as bad
Does anyone have the webm of him trying to draw his gun and dropping it?
>>726061524Reminds me of dark helmet from space balls
A comment from a Metroid discord server, in which someone is defending Myles:"it could just be that I was a special ed kid so I spent a lot of time around high-functioning autistic pplbut he genuinely doesn't bother me at all"
>>726055964so....win?
>>726064626K...KEEP ME POSTED
>>726064198Just wait until zoomers start taking creative positions.
>>726055534>Is Nintendo legit so behind the waveabout 10 years or so, in line with their hardware
>>726055191More like:>Did I kill Metroid: Dread 2 ... by making Prime 4?!IT ISN'T FAIR.gif
Its very doubtful that the game will be straight up bad.But its arguably more painful that a game that should have been kino is probably just gonna be alright
>>726055191>Did you just move that with your mind?He actually says that>https://x.com/adamasenko/status/1990082297324871710
>>726064978I am a millennial and I agree with this image but I also die inside every time I hear a 30-40 year old millennial call something "dope". Stop trying to bring that back. It's done.
>>726065431This has to be an AI edit.
>>726055191Unbelievable level of unawareness to put this shit in after other M/Federation Force. It has to be a troll
>>726065509dope is millennial invented slang, kiddo.
>>726060028>Uncprison is that way, nigger zoomer
>>726056301>i-it-s you, you are the Metroid Prime 4 Definitive Edition ™
>>726065574duh
>boomer humour: i hate my fucking wife and my kid’s weird and probably a fag>millennial humour: IM GONNA STEAL 5 YEAR OLD INTERNET JOKES AND STILL ACT LIKE A 20 YEAR OLD IN MY MID 30s (or at least what i think a 20yo acts like) AND HAVE MY RICH PARENTS FUND MY LIFESTYLE>gen z humour: i cant find a job so im just not gonna participate in society. fuck you also women are all whores
>>726058672Pleas etell me that this webm had its own thread with coping tendies mass (you)ing
>>726065634Yes that was literally my point. Millennials invented it decades ago and it was ok but it's pathetic how they are trying to force it back. Can you not read English?
Congratulations Prime fans.You got your wish.Now fuck off and let them put some resources for developing actually good games.
>>726065926>gen z reality
>>726066181Metroid fans didn't ask for this.
>>726065926maybe Gen A will snap and kill everyone above
>>726066157high key shook rn, bet
>>726061385This is the worst and most likely one and it isn't even close.
>>726066237good morning saar
Why doesn't Samus respond when Yellow Paint Man talks to her? Is it the autism?
>>726060669ah yes the goatse mechanic. You'll be yelling ludo when these boys goatse the final boss to reveal his weakspot
>>726066235from what i can tell gen alpha is going to be racist as fuck, and that’s a good thing
>>726066228Prime was a dead franchise.You know these autists were begging Nintendo and Retro to create another one.Well here it is.I just hope it does not take the whole franchise with it to deep sleep.
wow the billionth same thread.totally organic.
>>726066671But this isn't anything like the last ones. How is this what we asked for?
So... have we figured out whose self-insert this character is?
>>726066721aww you gonna cry? fuck you cunt
>>726066604>minority white generation is going to be racistAgainst who?
>>726062906I guess we will have to use *that*...
>>726055191This one NPC is not gonna tank MP4’s sales, no matter how much the internet tries to convince you otherwise.
>>726066906That's the fucking problem. It's going to drag the game itself down, but this will probably be the best-selling game in the series.
>>726066826jews and the niggers they rode in on
>>726065509I still say tubular and groovy.
>>726067042>they're going to be racist against themselves
>>726055191I'm just trying to figure out... why? I remember people lambasting the Adam segments in Fusion and hating Other M for having so much emphasis on people NOT Samus. Yeah Corruption happened between those games, but it looked like they figured out the best approach for having support characters which is don't take away from the atmosphere or overall tone and make sure the focus in on Samus. Like this was solved almost 20 years ago (fucking hell it's been that long).
>>726055191>Did I just kill the Metroid Prime Series... with my freaking psychic powers?!
>>726067119*each other
>>726056604You're comparing two different characters with at least A DECADE AND A HALF of difference in context.Also Kojima having weird humour.
>>726067197and what happens when the browns realize that they outnumber whitey?
>>726056604MGS is a shit moviegame that has nothing to do with metroid.
>"Hey, you know that glass bridge tunnel that you couldn't break before? Well NOW you can!"
>>726067148Think about what an out of touch Hollywood director or writer would do if they were adapting the IP and ask yourself why they would make these kinds of shitty choices. The people working in Hollywood are now the same as the people in AAA.
>>726058618>samus, watch out, these guys want to remodel your shithole, can i look if that happens? i swear im not gonna do anything weird while it happens...
>>726064626>a Metroid discord serverGo back.
>>726067567>*map automatically opens and placed as waypoint there with a power bomb symbol*>when you arrive there he calls you again and explains it once more urging you to try using a power bomb
>>726055534Metroid is western coded and this is simply what the west wants.
>>726067802Well I didn't not consent.
Myles has sex
>>726067196cute bimbo!
>>726056301>*Samus goes vertical in a morph ball sequence*>You're really having a ball, Samus!>*awkward silence*>Ermm, okay that was bad.
It's annoying. Because I genuinely don't even mind the idea of having Samus babysit some broadly incompetent (or simply not up for the task) humans. I do genuinely think that could be executed well and made to suit Metroid. But not when they're written this fucking terribly. And not when they yap in your ear all the damn time. And not when they will backseat you worse than Fi. Fucking why...
>>726057925it better fucking have Japanese audio options, there's no way I wanna hear this shit in English
>>726068358it doesn't. japanese previews are english with japanese in game subtitles
>>726062068last one was Dread and that was good>inb4 n-no it wasn'tshut up, retard
>>726067339Y-youve never even played it kiddo, you heckin youngster!
>>726065926Acting like you are in your 20s when in your mid 30s is how 30 year olds are supposed to act that though. That's literally acting like a 30 year old.
>>726066671>You know these autists were begging Nintendo and Retro to create another one.Well here it is.>I just hope it does not take the whole franchise with it to deep sleep.So on one hand it's bad to ask for a franchise to actually make games yet on the other hand you don't want the franchise to not make games?
>>726061385
>>726068214I would laugh
>>726066235>maybe Gen A will snap and kill everyone aboveGen Alpha is so brainrotted they can’t follow the plot of a movie. I think the plan is to just let AI take over every industry when Gen Alpha comes of age and still can’t read the first page of a book.
>discussing shit game>Ackshually, when METAL GEARU SOLIDU did the same thing with FUCKING HIDEO-SAMA KOJIMA-SAN at the helm it was FUCNING ZASED>Umm we're talking about the Metroid gam->OH you wanna talk shit about NETAL GEAR SOLIDUS LALEILOULELA?? You think you're cool kid?? You think making shit up about a SERIES UOULL NEVER UBDERSTAND! maks you look tuff? Huh you think you could fight me you little bitch?! World's worst fan base and it's not even close
>>726058721Josh Sweden should be crucified for the damages he did to modern writing
>>726068234I might even like it if the incompetent humans were mostly silent or spoke like professionals.
>>726055964Kek, true tho
>>726056301>Hold up... You're shooting ice beams now? Like, literal streams of ice? We really doing this? Like, hello, batman forever called; they want their Mr Freeze back? Like ice ice baby dudududududududu
>>726070274Yeah. Could actually be kind of neat or refreshing to allow Samus to do some more directly heroic stuff. With people to help and save. If as you say. They just weren't so annoying and dumb.
>>726058205They're clearly trying to make it their Star Wars.
>>726068625nah bro get a job
>>726055191>[MISSION FAILED : YOU DID NOT ESCORT THE TALKING FLOWER]
>>726072195This can't be real
>>726072195>psychic visorHuh? Does metroid have ESP now?
>>726072623yes they revealed it months ago. the new powerups are psychic abilities which is why samus has a third eye now
>>726055964specifically, the gamecube fags, those that consume prime, earned this
>>726072729Whack. Hope she can electrocute dudes with her mind, like "ZAP MOTHERFUCKER"
>>726068358You can mute the character voices
>>726055191>SNOYS when this doesn't flop
People wouldn't mind if the companion was a cute, submissive shota like the doujin everyone loves
>>726055623That game which was developed by Bamco was canceled in 2019.
haha what if this guy impregnates Samus? ........... win
>>726072986nah old gen Nintendo fans aren't the weird bing bing wackos that screech when someone doesn't buy the new switch day 1 or say you don't care for BotW that much
>>726055191What were they thinking?
>>726073353> the weird bing bing wackos that screech when someone doesn't buy the new switch day 1 or say you don't care for BotW that muchthose are the guys that hate n64fags and gamecubefags the most actually
lol
>>726073236for my part, this is truebut it would still kill the series
>>726072374>This can't be realStraight out of IGN's reviewhttps://youtu.be/ftYVCY6QpRw?t=556Metroid is dead to me
>>726055534>LE MARVEL QUIPS AND SUPER HERO STUFF IS DEADDispatch, Invincible, and the Boys say hi
they have 2 weeks to patch this chud out or risk dooming a 40 year old franchise.can it be done?
just think it's the retard character from the old thing you like and you will suddenly like new thing
>>726074671Retard character from old thing was doing his thing for like a short moment and then fucked off
>>726056301>A purple...Pterodactyl...You have to be kidding me...how on earth could a freaking Pterodactyl become a space pirate? That just sound Ridleyculous.
>>726074249all of that stuff is edgy anti marvel capeshit for people who are tired of normal superheroes. Even that trend is so old its almost becoming played out.
>>726056301>Ummm did you just turn into a ball? How do you even fit in that? Nevermind, don't answer that.
>>726074272I'd expect they already have knobs in place to tweak how often Myles and the rest are talking to you. The other Primes have difficulty settings and let you turn off hintsThe escort missions might be harder to circumvent though
>>726067648>shithole remodeling joke in 2025
>>726056301>If that's what Mother Brain looks like I'd hate to see what Father Brain looks like.
>>726055438Based ericspammer.
>>726055191Nintendo's Forspoken
>>726075132They aren't going to change shit, and I know they aren't going to have sophisticated enough options to turn off just the shit like Duke telling me the ice beam will slow the enemies down during gameplay. The options, at best, will be subtitles on or off and a voice slider.
>>726055191>Did I just spam a game…with my freaking PC?!
>>726056301>"What's with these guys?! It's like one of my Japanese animes!"
>>726061524the would be the first to die a gruesome death
>>726056301>>726058618>Keep an eye out for yellow paint Samus. Those wacky space pirates love to mark points of interest with yellow paint.
>>726075389Turning a flag on/off for a contextual voice line is not an overly sophisticated setting. It's literally built in to how the voice line is triggered
>>726056301>Woohoo!>Girl Power!
>>726075869You're talking about Nintendo, man.
>>726056301>Good glavin. Oh, sorry I’m late. There was trouble at the lab with the running and the exploding and the crying when the monkeys stole the glasses off my head.
>>726055191This character is unironically doing a better job at marketing the game than Nintendo itself has done.
>>726076276You got a good kek out of me anon. Thanks. Pretty true though.
>>726056604There are very few Johnny defenders here.
>>726065431that's FUCKING FAKE QUIT SPREADING SHIT THAT ISN'T IN THE FUCKING GAMEI WANT YOU PEOPLE TO DIE
>>726075750>wacky space pirates love to mark points of interest with yellow paintSounds in character.
>>726055191it's cringe and terrible 100%but it's more revealing of the strategy nintendo is following; namely the development of classic IP into a form that can be easily exploited via film, tv shows, theme parks etc. metroid in its traditional form is a tough sell for an adaptation, but metroid as a snippy quippy swashbuckling halo-like action scifi adventure experience could work for for their target audience (read: children). DK bananza had a similar undertone, feeling more like a rebranding exercise + minimum viable product than a genuinely inspired video game.cynical stuff but kind of entertaining to watch from a a distance
>>726056579It'd be nice if there was a way to send a message with your pre-order cancellation to let them know why.
>>726060669My next cope>It's just like that one Prime 3 mission and you don't see them otherwise
>>726076506Pikmin 4 did it too. A squeaky clean aesthetic, a bunch of half-baked NPCs to diminish the lonely atmosphere, and of course the hecking doggo.
>>726067116Very schway of you, old man.
>>726055191would be hilarious if it ends up selling more than any other.
>>726076718Here they are again, but this time Samus is missing one of her beams in the lower leftThis is the game.
>>726076506>it's more revealing of the strategy nintendo is following; namely the development of classic IP into a form that can be easily exploited via film, tv shows, theme parks etc. metroid in its traditional form is a tough sell for an adaptation, but metroid as a snippy quippy swashbuckling halo-like action scifi adventure experience could work for for their target audience>They will do all this for a series like Metroid, but not revive Star Fox, a series with a much better fit for this idea.Thanks, I hate it.
>>726076903YAMEROOOOOOOO
>>726055964Tendies will love this unfortunately
>>726076972Star Fox is the opposite problem, they can't sell a rail shooter of 64's length for $70-80. A revival would get fucked in the ass with retarded gimmicks.
>>726055438I've not seen the schizophrenic in any Elden Ring or Fromsoft thread screaming about Dragonirian for a while, so I guess that means he too was also "eric".How does one fag ruin so many threads on /v/?
>>726076441Tranny he literally cuc ks the main character and takes his love interest from the first game, Kojimbo literally made him as a fuck you to the fans who hated MGS2
>>726077193>A revival would get fucked in the ass with retarded gimmicks.
>>726077315Not sure if you're defending the game or agreeing with me, but the next installment if it ever exists will be like that, or even worse.
There are six threads about this guy up right now. You people need mental help, and quickly.
>>726055191I hope Myles sticks around longer throughout the game
>>726056301>Hi Samus Im the engineer, my pronouns are he/they
>>726077023The SQUAD.
>>726077521Based Satan.
>>726055191its always some fucking dweeb in coke bottles self inserting themselves to these storiesgonna bet this will end with him having a romance with samus, because these fucking self inserts always do
>>726076838It's a Switch game so it very likely will.
I like Myles Mackenzie, would be cool if he got his own game after Prime 4. Kind of like how Halo 3 got ODST. Everyone enjoyed ODST, so,
>>7260737653D Metroids suck. They have always sucked. They always will suck. This is just an evolution of the suck... evolution might be too strong of a word. Maybe just the continuation of the suck.
>>726056301>Whoa you have a gun for a hand? That is sooooo cool! Hey lemme know if you need any help opening pickle jars, haha. *awkward pause* Just kidding I know you can open them yourself. Heh.
>>726056604Johnny was always shit in 4 and another example of Kojima being a faggot. Shoehorn in goofy comic relief man into your serious war game about Snake dying and wanting to blow his brains out at the Boss’ grave. And he cucks Snake, to make it worse.
>>726062871This is pretty tone deaf, as Elden Ring sold like gang busters and it has barely any dialog and literally no story.
>>726060286Everything is reddit now, get with the times, tranny.
>>726066186>All these impressionable CHILDREN were groomed by the media into being trannies and fags. Save me niggerman! Gen Z still isn't (generally) old enough to even get into any position where they would have any social impact. Shit like this is the result of millennials.
>>726077607Why is there a random supreme commander screenshot in the lower left?
>>726055534MCU quips have been in Metroid since Echoes.>trooper logs making quips>pirate logs making quips>other bounty hunters quipping in corruption>"REMEMBUH ME?!">raven beak quipping in dread
>>726056301> Samus, sir! Uh... ma'am. I hacked into that door for you, sir! I mean... ma'am. Sorry, ma'am.
>>726077291>DragonirianThat loser is busy monitoring the board 24/7 for BG3 threads.
>>726061080People have complained about both bad writing and retarded DEIshit people like you try to use to mask said bad writing.
>>726078297>CHILDRENthink of the poor 28 year olds!
>>7260787102014-202x was fucked and retarded. you know this faggot. My point about not having any social impact (other than posting on tiktok) still stands. Lets see how shit gen alpha is.
>>726073157You can also just play a good game instead
>>726078707This, the conspiracies are vast and intertwined, everything is against us.
>>726055191So this is the power of rightwing anti-DEI.....whoa....
>>726055191>put white guy in your game>it bombsmany such casesgo anti-woke go broke
>>726076251I would unironically love it if he talked like professor Frink >Careful of those metroids, Glavin, with the talons and the leeching and panic jumping into laaavaaa
You were warned.
>>726078839>2014What exactly were milennials directing, producing, writing and creating at that point? What powerful positions were milennials in?Are homos trying to call people faggots to reclaim the word now? Like blacks did with nigger?
>>726055534You know all those retarded AAA devs that have lost their jobs in recent years? Well Nintendo has been picking a lot of them up, and unsurprisingly this is the result.
>>726078401This has to be the most disingenuous post on /v/ right now.
>>726078973
>>726057237Jewish phenotype.
>>726078973(((White)))
I have just randomly turned on twitch and /v/'s favourite boomer streamer is whining about this very problem.
>>726079436Vinny?
>>726060340Her new armor looks terrible
>Vinny>It's weird and out of place. If he gets too bad I'll mute him, but it's probably not going to ruin the game for me.Did I get the gist? I came in late.
>>726061579Good thing Retro removed that pesky interconnected world and replaced it with their rendition of Hyrule field
>>726079308I ain't reading any of that>>726079356Whiter than you most likely
>sour grapes niggers keep whining about sour grapes*yawn* you faggots have become so predictable
>>726079597I tuned in late. But he essentially said >>726079835 then closed it off with he's still excited, but felt bad for Arlo.
>>726055191Every time a Metroid character takes off their helmet, they become a meme. How hard is it to understand, Keep Your Helmet On.The game shouldn't even have side characters.
Reminder that Etika died for this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdpkPviCEDE
>>726075552Oh it's a male character? Thank fuck. I thought it was supposed to be some hideous doughy lesbian.
>>726056604After several tours I saw Johnny as much more realistic than any other character in that game, except in real life he'd be fatter.
>>726056604MGS 4 is so shit and embarrassing it retroactively ruined MGS and is the origin of the kojima is a hack movement. this isn't making the point you think it is.
>>726080619You would think alt-right incels are doughy lesbians based on how they act
>>726074941>tired of normal super heroesThose are normal super heroes though?
>>726075552The more threads /v/ makes about one thing in a game, the more desperate /v/ is for everyone to hate the game.
>>726077193That's the thing, they've paired the Rail-Shoot part of the game with something else before going full retard into remaking 64 again. Star Fox doesn't have to be just a rail shooter or be just focused on pushing console gimmicks. Just find a new gameplay style to be the main focus with Rail-Shooting as a side thing, like what was done in Assault, Command, and Adventures. Then they could change 70$ to 80$ for it without worrying about people feeling ripped off they just brought a short rail-shooter.
>>726078351You silly anon, that's a shot from the central base in the desert and the GF troops holding off an onslaught with Samus apparently not there.
>>726073236>Artist Mike's second half of this manga has been removedQRD?
>>726083445I got into an argument with someone here over something autistic and I stripped it off the internet using my oldfag abilities.
>>726078401>"REMEMBUH ME?!"how is that a quip? It's a nigger nobody has ever heard from in the Metroid series so it comes out as an outlandish thing to put in the trailer for other m.
>>726080206I don't feel bad for that blue puppet.
>>726055191-more Ugly short humans with lame faggot suits who don't fit into the art style.-full English voice acting cringe and they never shut the fuck up.-faggot humans invade the gameplay and ruin itoh god it's worse than other M.
>look up gameplay finally>its a guyOh. I thought it was a girl and she was going to girlboss more than samus later on. It being a retarded dorky guy is no issue.
>>726084942There is a woman soldier that's part of the group you form throughout the game, she sucks Samus' tits and worships her.
>>726057914>1% of the game has an npc I don't like?>THE WHOLE THING IS FUCKED!!!This shit is so fake.
>>726072195Whoa... When you fail an escort section you... Fail?!
>>726079273How so? Because you don't like it?
>>726055191If he was a nerdy girl with glasses instead, metroidfags would be eating it right up
>>726072374>>726073951Same thing happens in Corruption if you fail to escort several marines to destroy a door.
>>726085279the 1% you've seen.and yes if the intros of the other metroid games were like this they'd also completely ruin the game.
>>726085778Yes and that sucked too, what's your point?
>metroid finally has the basic staple of NPCs>ofcourse, 4chan is upsetPrime 4 is gonna be the first good metroid game probably lol
>>726084404>full English voice acting cringe and they never shut the fuck up.Good thing you can mute them
>>726085931Metroid sucks? Say it ain't so.
>>726075150
>>726058205Nintendo was more into making games for all ages before the Switch 2. Everything they've done this year seems like they're deliberately trying to toss their old fanbase to the side in order to tap into the youth market.But in a world where no one is having kids and 20 - 50 year olds are the primary gaming demographic, I can't see how that's a winning strategy. If anything, they should be leaning heavier into pleasing their older players.
>>726081957Or they could just sell lower priced smaller games. I remember thinking captain toads treasure tracker was a sign of decent times to come..
>>726086112Escort missions are not Metroid
>>726056301You mean to tell me you only have one energy tank? How does the legendary Samus only have ONE energy tank! Even I got like 2 or 3 of those. What's next, no missiles either?
>>726055534>>726057925Metroid isn't a franchise the Japanese side of Nintendo really cares about so its possible that they mostly have a hands off approach to the development of this gameeven Dread was made by a western studiothis game a made by Retro, the original developers of the Prime games, but those games were nearly 20 years ago, and the only games they were making since then were Donkey Kong gamesSo obviously they would have changed along side the industry. Hell its possible they had to do some major growth since shooters are normally bigger games than they were 20 years ago and are bigger than platformers. Perhaps the new influx of talent are more contemporary to people in the industry now (millennial writers) its also possible they are mostly using the old concepts made from the last studio and have to work with whats available to them either way, a character like this feels like the self aware snark that was big during avengers but pretty much plagues a good number of popular stuff. obviously writers will try to copy whats popular
>>726085906Never play Fusion or Prime 3, underage anon. You'll explode.
>>726055191All will be forgiven if he dies in a funny way
>>726078973You could make MacKenzie a hot brown tomboy and he'd still be reviled.
Retro went on a big hiring spree for this game, they even tried to poach Druckman from Naughty Dog for it. No surprise it's cinematic dog shit made to impress people like Geoff Keighley
>>726055964They went out in droves to see that dogshit Mario movie. So yes they deserve this.
>>726087304>>726086981well there you go
what's weird is that no one said anything.surely some dev could have seen this was a stupid fucking idea but still they greenlit it anyways.
>>726087554why would it be weird
>>726086981Most of Retro's old staff had left by the time Tropical Freeze came out (12 years after Prime, 11 years ago). In the intervening decade, they had a cancelled girls game that never saw the light of day and fuck all else. Only a small handful of people who worked for the company making DKC Returns and Tropical Freeze even remained by 2022. The studio is like 15% people who worked there since Prime, 15% people who worked there since DKCTF, and 70% newhires. A lot of those newhires were people who got fired/let go from other big Western studios like Bungie, 343, Blizzard, Ubisoft, Bethesda, Rockstar, and Bioware. I'd reckon they're the ones who got the GFeds to be an important part of the game.
I should've seen the writing on the wall. The psychic powers, were an obvious warning sign. As was the bike. I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up after those.
>>726072195>fingerless glove meter depleted!
>>726059152Delete this
>>726086852Super Missiles, Plasma Beam, Gravity Suit, and Speed Booster were once not Metroid.
>>726069701>"I AM SILLY"
>>726087806I mean instead of caring about the 5000th Metroid game you could play grime or wuppo or something
>>726086784While you are correct, they could do that. It's highly unlikely, given how Nintendo prices their games now.
>>726072623Literally the first thing they revealed about Prime 4 was the psychic powers
>>726055191>>726055534>>726056301Wait this screenshot is from METROID?!?! I thought it was from some random western AAA flop that came and bombed.
>>726060842nothing changes
>>726088029None of those detracted from the gameplay that was already established.
>>726088921Many people would be to differ.
>hire a jewish feminist lesbian writer who is best known for wanting Samus to be a troon>the writing is shitlolno way
>>726089030Why would they anon?
>>726078401>logsLogs can't be quips. The purpose and function of a quip is to subvert the tension in the story. It has to interrupt the flow of what's going on so you don't get a heckin stresserino. The log entries are not only completely optional, they're read with the tone you imagine and also still maintain the atmosphere of Metroid.>"REMEMBUH ME?!"Not a quip, and also mocked for years for how stupid it is.>raven beak quipping in dreadYou imagining things now?Kill yourself, Sanjay.
ATTENTION, ALL METROID GAMERS! MYLES MACKENZIE IS IN GRAVE DANGER
>>726080995Did you even play MGS4 or are you parroting what you read on /v/? You're pathetic speaking of games you never played, MGS4 and especially the online was pure soul.Don't speak of things you know nothing about 'lil guy
>>726055191The man who killed Metroid
>>726078617Nah I'm 90% sure that's Eric. The real Dragonirian is hardly on /v/.
>>726055623>Don't forget that Prime 4 has been in development hell since the Wii U was still around.Not really.Nintendo did try to outsource it to some no name namco satellite studio in Shanghai China, but that failed quickly as the studio literally consists of only marketing people and game was in development 5 years at retro.
>>726089367On one hand I do not like your attitude. On the other hand I want to suck your millennial cock
>>726089367I bought a ps3 just for MGS 4 and wish I had never played it. I would have a lot more respect for MGS and kojima if I didn't. everyone clamouring for a port is a fucking retard, they dont know they are actually lucky that its stuck on a dead system.
leaker here, this npc guy gets a morph suit three hours in and he’s the motorcycle
>>726089329>MYLES MACKENZIE IS IN GRAVE DANGERAnd you better go help him, or it is literally game over>>726072195
>>726089487>no, you don't get it>the asshurt schizo who has been spamming the board for several years now is actually my boogeyman who's trying to make him look badDo you even listen to yourself?
>>726055191People are quick to blame the new writers but let's all remember that this is just Other M: Electric Boogaloo, Sakamoto can't stop trying to add these fucking le quirky side characters to Metroid, first that fucking nigger that they didn't even have the decency to kill off first, and now this fucking Big Bamg Theory reject (And the other bitch who is sure to be just as annoying).
I hope it's woke, honestly. It would be funny and give me closure. I refuse to buy a Switch 2.
>>726089883it really wouldn't be surprising if there was some rancid woke shit in there too. There's going to be a lot of writing done by people who have already made horrible creative choices.
>>726087916I will start working on a ROMhack like that right now.
>>726089781I can't tell if Sakamoto has some shit fan fic, given the manga. Or if he just dislikes the prime series enough to kill it so he can push his fusion/dread direction.
>>726055191This is proof that Retro Studios died after DK Tropical Freeze. Probably not a single original employee left. Idk how they are still in business. They spent like 10 years making that stupid failed toddler game and have nothing else. And now Prime 4 is proven to be shit.
>>726089781>SakamotoIt does blow my mind a 70 year old is allowed to direct gamesLike all fucking worthless boomers, he refuses to give to the new generations, he will cling to money, fame till his death, waste it allReminds me of that retarded fuck Miyazaki, and his nepo son who directs shit, and that old fuck hasnt made anything good in 20 years either
>>726089681>>726089616MGS4 was one of if not THE most graphically impressive game at the time, the cutscenes and animations were far ahead of anything else. So much depth and effort put into the gameplay, the most advanced and refined shooter at the time too.My only complaint is that the cutscene to gameplay ratio was off, not that there were too many cutscenes, but rather there was too little gameplay. I loved the cutscenes, they were kino. The story, the gameplay, the graphics, all of it was top notch. A perfect conclusion for the MGS series. A shame everyone parrots opinions of others because they never played it. The Minish Cap of the MGS series.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRe0NUcTI3U
>>726090042Sakamoto has had a personal vendetta against Prime from day 1, the amount of times Other M goes out of its way to contradict Prime in order to make it seem non-canon is staggering.
>>726090373Other M ignores and retcons every single game that came before it.
>>726090196there was no gameplay, it was just shitty, very short fragments of stuff from older games before you had to watch more juvenile cutscenes full of cringe humour and ham fisted visual metaphors. I say this as someone who thinks the other MGS entries are some of the funniest games ever made.the cherry on the shit cake was that it came out in the brown and bloom war on terror era so the game starts in the most boring middle eastern shithole possible.
>>726055964Yes.
>>726090373Sakamoto hating Prime is a baseless rumor that came from when he was asked if Prime games are canon and he said >"The series has been abroad for a while, and has now returned to its roots. In Japan, the game comes out tomorrow; I think that many followers of the Metroid saga are eagerly anticipating it and will be satisfied with the series's return to Japan. Regarding “the Samuses”, it is a complicated question. Nearly everybody has asked about the Prime series, which are part of the Metroid timeline, but are completely different. It has nothing to do with it, but it could be a way to represent other facets of Samus's personality. I don't want to create divisions between the Samus from the east and the Samus from the west; to me, the real Samus is the one you will meet in Metroid: Other M."That last line is terrible in hindsight though kek
>>726090570It retcons stuff from all previous games but it outright denies that Prime exists, Samus specifically says she didn't work with the federation since she left when she was le bitchy teen, which contradicts the entirety of Corruption.
>>726090971>"I don't want to create divisions between east and west Samus, but the whiny 5 foot nothing crybaby anime princess that is in love with my self insert Adam is the real one and I'll hear nothing to the contrary."Yeah, quite the baseless rumour.
>>726091062And there you go saying stupid stuff because you most likely are too stupid to pay attentionWell I said my piece so whatever, keep whining if it makes you feel better kid
>>726090081While it is true that modern Retro is incompetent, some of the shit in this game could be Nintendo's own fault. They like big empty maps, and they like handholding players to an annoying degree.
>>726090989It also completely ignores the existence of the Chozo, Samus says that Adam is her only parental figure. RIP Old Bird and Gray Voice.
>>726089734Hello Eric, How I managed to connect the "Tendie" version of Eric to the Dragonirian hunting "lolcow hunter" version is the fact that by stealthfully blaming Sony fans in From Soft threads.You can't help but reply with "but it's the tendies fault" each time and every time.
Retro's vision btw
>>726056301Samus it's time to Scramus
>>726090971>to me, the real Samus is the one you will meet in Metroid: Other M.He said this because MOM Samus is how he always envisioned Samus to be from day one. He also thought his idea of Samus would make Metroid more popular in Japan.
>>726056301>"Wait... uh why does that monster have a human name?"
>>726091356Old Bird and Grey Voice are primarily established in the manga, the games didn't really ever touch on Samus being raised by specific chozo until Dread, and even then the focus is on Samus' donor being Raven Beak, Old Bird and Grey Voice are not mentioned at all.But yes, Other M is overall pretty disrespectful to the entire lore and continuity of the series, it just feels particularly hateful towards Prime.
>>726055191>>726055534>>726055964This dude is literally a representation of what would happen if you put a Metroid fan in the world of Metroid.
>>726055438I pity you.
>>726056864He's in a future with cyborgs, clones, and biologically engineered creatures, he could just get new eyes, robotic or otherwise
>>726091653Transhumanism is not a common element in Metroid, in fact the only instance of anything approximating this is Samus herself being infused with Chozo DNA so she could survive on Zebes (And later incorporating Metroid and X DNA in Fusion), which is still organic.We have yet to see any cybernetically augmented humans.
>>726091653I mean, because not everyone is in support of transhumanism, even in settings where it's a widespread thing.
>>726055191100.000.000 dollars btw.
>>726056526>lampshading shit like the ball form is definitely going to happenYou don't know?https://files.catbox.moe/gdgcjh.mp4
Anybody have that image of "gearbox writing"? Seems especially relevant here
Sony won.
>>726091505>Old Bird and Grey Voice are primarily established in the mangaYes, the Zero Mission manga, which was made years before Other M and also took material from the Nintendo Power Super Metroid conic such as the Chozo raising Samus. Sakamoto also supervised the manga's creation. He ignored his own material so he could push his personal ideal of Samus.
>>726092054Only because snoys buy anything, when Nintendo releases shitty consoles with no games worth playing tendies don't buy them, just look at the Virtual Boy, the Wii U and the initial run of the 3DS that was so bad it got Nintendo to actually discount the thing, meanwhile snoys are so fucktarded they've been buying the PS5 in droves even though it has no games and Sony is getting ready to abandon it for the PS6.
>>726055191https://vocaroo.com/1iJBR9FoYoem
>>726092224Fausti was fired and left in shame years ago, she probably annoyed everyone to no end.
>>726091527No real metroid fan would act like a retarded marvel supporting character if they actually were actually teleported away to a weird alien planet.
>>726055438Hi Samir!!!!
>>726093445You are honestly full of shit. A Metroid fan would geek out over seeing Samus as well as trying to tell her how to play the game.
>>726093689You're confusing metroid fans with basedgolems who happen to enjoy metroid games.See: the guy who had an emotional episode watching the trailer for the third disneywars.
Look on the brightside, when Metroid Prime 4 reviews at an 81 Nintendo will fire whoever the fuck greenlit this part of the game and everyone involved in making it happen, and it will never be referenced again.
>>726058672America deserves nukes up its ass
Imagine playing games with the default English voice acting. In almost every instance where it’s possible, I always choose Japanese. Not because I’m a weeb but I feel like Japanese voice talent generally gives a more soulful performance and that’s just it: its performance first and then the money for them. For the west it’s “ok money first and we will see if I’ll give it my all…” that’s how it seems to me anyways. Like the japs want to have a legacy and remembered for their roles. Anytime I watch tears of the kingdom stuff on YouTube and I hear the English voice acting it’s jarring and absolutely alarming people can put up with it.
>>726086452>Everything they've done this year seems like they're deliberately trying to toss their old fanbase to the side in order to tap into the youth market. I've heard this exact same thing said about every single Nintendo console.
Come on, people, you're slacking, you need to be more outraged, more venomous in your rage, more seething and begging for the slaughter of everyone involved.
Motorbike or this loser.You can only remove one. Which do you pick?You can't kill yourself.
>>726096071i get my friend to kill me and then he kills himself
>>726096071That loser, easy.
>>726061195>When has Nintendo ever excelled at writingMajora's Mask
>>726094743America deserves to end organized jewry.
>>726058672What is this webm trying to convey? Modern games ARE trash. No one is spared from this fact, not even Nintendo.
>>726056301>It's morphin' time! Oh, uh, wrong series, hehe...
>>726096071If I remove this loser, will it remove all the other losers as well?
>>726097691Uh yeah the webm is showing how this ruined 3 different fps games. Eternal dlc. Halo. Now metroid. Literal bazinga shit
>>726061524Why does he look like a chimp?
>>726095689
>>726055964fi-pbp
>>726056301>Ha hah ah! We kicked the bolts out of him! Selfie? ...No? Uh, okay.
>>726058970Its so fucking over
>>726095689I dont play asian games, problem solved.
>>726064978Lmao every time
>>726091505They literally show them in Zero Mission and its and Fusion's Jap exclusive ending
>>726058797>>726058461Remember when the scan visor was the tutorial and not only were you rewarded with the "THE WEAKNESS IS THIS RETARD" but it was also supplemented with lore and the tutorial was blended into the log well?
>>726061195Mother, but that's easily explained away by Itoi writing all the dialogue himself whilst being a talented copywriter.
>4 bombing will end the Prime series>Dread concluded the mainline series I guess remakes of Super and Fusion are a given eventually to "gauge interest", but we're like 5 years off from that.It's been an honor, but Metroid really is over now.
>>726077291That guy is too busy doing damage control for tendoslop to attempt to shit ln ER
All you fags trying to meme this game into the next tortanic are going to get btfo so hard in just 2 weeks when the reviews start droppinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6Mj6jwxt8o
As usual this board goes to shit the moment something can be made for shitposts.
Let me kick every /v/irgin when it turns out to be a non issue once it releases (like most of the time)
>>726104030Father is a pretentious shit hipster series and Shitoi is a talentless hack>le "´copy writer´"Not a real occupation, get a job you nepo cretin
>>726105971Okay.
>>726086981>Metroid isn't a franchise the Japanese side of Nintendo really caresYou're only half right, there was a stark difference in how they marketed the Japanese-centric Metroid Dread vs the American-made Metroid Prime 4. The Japanese actually helped and led the development of Metroid Dread, which is why it turned out so good despite being made by MercurySteam, Prime 4 is just a full-blown American stinker. If this doesn't do well, Nintendo is going to have a field day with Retro. Japanese studios including Sony are already starting to give up on the west, this could be the continued domino effect that started with Square Enix.
>>726089781This isn't Sakamoto's game, shitforbrains, this is all Tanabe's and Retro. The sad part is I can tell which parts are Tanabe's and which parts are Retro's slop.
>>726090373After this piece of shit, they showed off, I'm starting to understand why he MAY have not liked Prime all too much. Hope Nintendo kills the Prime series after Prime 4 flops. A warning for any retarded studio wanting to be AAA.
>>726104220They'll remake Super and then start a new era of 2D Metroid. Metroid 6 won't be called Metroid 6 though.
At least 2D Metroid still exists
>>726091871There's just no way. I don't believe what I'm seeing or hearing. Some part of that has to be AI.
>>726055534Nintendo dropped the ball when they hired the writers from california, I think they dfired them or had to re-write shit which resulted in delays. Never hire western influences in your eastern products.
>>726055534Tanabe loves the Avengers
>>726091527>>726093689I'll have you know you filthy secondary that if I were put in the world of metroid I would immediately be killed by e.g. the grass, or a snail
>>726056301> hah look Samus! it's a zoomer! ...... get it? zoomer? okay i'll shut up now
>>726093523>all those buttload of linesIt's almost like they KNEW people would keep doing this shit.... hmm, makes you think
>>726105784And as usual, the only reason people complain instead of having fun is because they're upset it's about their favorite company's game
>>726055191damn, worst mario kart and now this
>>726110171Oh shut the fuck up, snoy.
>>726056301>So... You just... You just turned into a ball... I guess that's just something you do now huh. Alright. I can _roll_ with that.
>>726110253struck a nerve, huh? kek
>>726110253bing bing manchild seething lmao
>>726110031clockwork >>726110253
>>726110451>DURR NINTENDO BAD! SWITCH 2 BAD! LOOK AT HOW RETARDED I AM!!!!!! DURRR DUHHH! LOOK AT ME I'M RETARDED NINTENOOMED! XDDdd HURRRR FUCK NINTENDO XDD>gets called retarded>HAHAHAHA U MAD!! DA "TENDIES" MAD!!! I STRUCK NERVE!!! I WAS PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED!!!!!Snoys, everyone.
>>726110661XddD EPIC MEME SNOY DISCORD BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!! BING BING BING BING BING I SAID IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!1 WAHOO AMIRITEMAKE MORE ANTI SWITCH 2 THREADS FELLOW DISCORD SNOY SISTERS!!!!!!!!!
>>726089102https://imgbox.com/g/GvNNPLgjiV^ gallery so far
>>726110868>doubles down on seethinglmao
>Mr Nintendo-san, the new Metroid game didn't sell well>Hmm, guess nobody likes the franchise anymore. Cancel all future projects, but don't sell the IP to someone competent. Let it rot in the vault.
>>726055191the absolute state of soillennials
>>726098213Jewish hapa
>>726055438>>726055534>>726055623>>726055964>>726056301qrd on the general age of this board.
>>726088218Metroid only has a dozen games (including remakes and spinoffs). Over 40 years that amounts to about 1 game every 3.5 years.
>>72611354713 years old AT MOST. sharteens ahoy, fling a single bait in this ocean of piss and you're going back home with a crate full of (you)s mate
>>726110171I almost bought a Switch 2. Literally the day before I was going to go buy it, the update that completely ruined the game dropped. Saved me $500 + tax + tip.As a result, I didn't end up picking up Bananza either. It didn't look good enough to warrant buying an entire console for.
>>726060508>poop metaphor
>>726074941>edgy anti marvel capeshitIn a world of capeshit saturation, hire youtubers to voice your edgy capeshit characters
>>726055191>nintendo>bombhahahahaHAHAHAHA
>>726055191I thought /v/ was exaggerating. Until I saw actual clips. Would it be hard to have some more serious, generic scientist survivor?>ctrl+f>claptrapWonder what's the most possible irritating companion with current state of gaming.
>>726060508>Food analogy
>>726055191I’m glad I can save money by not buying this shit.
>>726093689No they wouldn't, because if they were really in that situation they would be shitting their pants in fear. Isekai protagonists are fake, no one gets transported to a new world with dangers and goes, "So, that just happened," while smirking. Hell, the younger generations would probably have a stroke since their worst day consists of their car needing gasoline a day earlier than usual, so suddenly being on a dangerous planet would make them catatonic.
>>726077607couldn't even put her in the center huh. I guess this random dude is the main character then. I can already tell the epic immersive deep story is just going to be about these npc's whining moaning and yapping to each other while Samus is kinda there I guess, as a mulehow are so many games like this? you play a character but the story is all about some other fuckfaces crying about something that has nothing to do with you
>>726055534$100 million budget needs to be recovered as best as they can.
>>726091871Please tell me it's all made up
>>726079717It's nothing but vaginas all around
