What did you think of The Super Mario Bros Movie /v/?
>>726055701Not sure let's hear what reddit reviews guy has to say
No opinion on it, but Nostalgia Critic is a faggot
>>726055854And a cuck
>>726056138VAXXEDRAWBet (((they))) were watching this "review" with their finger over the Killswitch button the entire time
Incredibly dull. The movie is full of nice references to the game and visual callbacks, but an assault of things to point at don't make for an entertaining movie.I'm going to use the defenses NoJo fags used for All Star Battle. "It's a JoJo game, not a fighting game!". The enjoyment comes entirely from the celebration of the IP, but the actual film elements are just straight up bad. Galaxy does not look like they're improving in that regard and they're just doubling down on stuffing the movie with easter eggs.
>>726055701didn't see it because it looks like it's for babies
>>726056492Perfect for pedougBet he's hoping some kids will meet him at a con and want a hug
I didn't see it because i didn't watch girlboss slop. My Peach is a helpless bimbo except when she's stomping losers in Smash Bros and Mario Kart and even then she's such a vapid ditz that she doesn't even know when she won.
>>726055701https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPSaOgx6-6s
>betrays spoony>dies of fake womans diseaseGOT WHAT HE FUCKING DESERVED!
Why was this freemason born in Italy?
it's honestly better to watch on mute and ignore the plotvoices don't match characterscharacters don't even act in characterwritten like typical amerifat movie, nothing japanese or like a fantasy worldgirlboss slop
watched it with a girl from Tinder at the movie theater, which is the only purpose for modern blockbusters(if you're an adult) since they're just a bunch of inoffensive lights and noise. I don't remember a single thing about it
>Me watching the Metroid Prime 4 trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WiEI7nRTOc
>>726055701Cookie cutter 3D kids flick with a Mario coat of paint. Some baffling music choices, like using Take On Me during the jungle kart part and them doing unironic epic "nintendo hire this man" flavored orchestrated versions of Mario music.I really dislike Illumination's animation style.It was good enough for one watch while babysitting my nephews, but I'm never gonna put the movie on again myself.I expect the same from the sequel.
