What the fuck went so fucking wrong?>Marvel quipping>BOTW shrines>bike>open world/hub world >despite open world, you're not alone or isolated, you will be accompanied by GF soldiers for large stretches of the game>Samus has a lesbian soldier lover in the GF group that tags alongside her
>>726065898Shut the fuck up already
>>726065898No one cares unc
>>726065898Prime games were always fucking dogshit go fucking kys you fucking retards deserve this fucking slop just fuck off from metroid if you arent a 2d fan
>>726066052Dread is dogshit linear slop and 2D Metroid has been surpassed long ago already by better Metroidvania games.
>>726066340You're not a fucking Metroid fan and never will be fucking kys
>/v/ seethes and cries that a game "went wrong">proceeds to sell 5-10 million copies or moreTick tock.
>>726066579You forgot to use your "Gamecube Snoy" boogeyman buzzword, UTC+2-kun / Eastern-Europoor Shill.
tendoids are not taking the criticism of metroid of the wild very well
>>726066579t. "eric" poster
I see the snoys and pc master cuck haters gotta get out ahead of this one, they know it's over
Being a contrarian doesn’t make you interesting
>>726066687>gamecube snoyLet me guess, this retard is the schizo from the famitsu threads. So easy to spot his autism from a mile away like how he tried so hard to force ootsnoy whenever an anon said they didnt like tiktotk
>>726065898>What the fuck went so fucking wrong?
>>726066340Metroid is not MetroidvaniaMetroidvanias takes from Zelda more than from MetroidThe parts of Metroid that makes Metroid are usually not part of Metroidvanias, or considered bad design in general (mandatory unmarked secrets on the critical path)2D Metroid is supposed to be a niche genre that forces its players to think about level design in a way that somewhat breaks immersion.There's no mistake that one of the Metroid things that broke containment was the "Jaffe room" meme of a player new to the series getting stuck because of an unarked mandatory breakable ceiling. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OZqmWB0wXo&tIt's a less popular genre because it requires more critical and analytical thinking which is not fun for a lot of people.
>>726065898>forced to do DEI propaganda >bad writers>Nintendo deciding to pander to the lowest common denominator with aggressive handholding like they've been doing>Japan not understanding why westerners like Metroid>Thinking they can repeat the success of BOTW by applying its formula to Metroid>Nintendo losing touchIts still amazing to me that this is happening, but it does unfortunately make sense. I hate for Metroid to be the sacrifice on the altar here, but hopefully this is where people draw the line. Because this is the last series that should be turned into a chatty handholdy Mario Wonder type affair.
>>726067834even arlo cant defend this shit kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_yWbGRRoRg
>>726065898its over
>>726068793The opening skit he does in that video is absolutely hilariousThe hard cut from yelling to being depressed is perfect
>>726068793He's a hardcore tendoid cheerleader and most of the time never reacts this way so when I saw this video in my feed I was surprised that he actually was blunt about how shitty that gameplay trailer really was.
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