If you are curious enough to play it, just do yourself a favor and don't. Please also do yourself an enormous favor and just stay the fuck away from this awful piece of shit. Don't even buy it or download it. No matter how curious you are, just do yourself a favor, and never play it, because you will be wishing for the rest for your life that you can invent a time machine and go back to the day you played it and just fucking kill yourself. If you ever find the game, if you ever see it, smash it. Smash it with a hammer. Smash it 'til every tiny fragment is like so small, it's invisible. You'd rather super glue your asshole shut than play this game. You'd rather drown in gasoline. The fact that this game exists is a horrible abomination of mankind. This game is so fucking horrible, and I am not kidding. I am dead fucking serious. DEAD. FUCKING. SERIOUS.
>>726068884Counterpoint: it has a female character, so not only will I praise it in spite of all its flaws but I will make it my entire personality and beg Konami to bring Sonia back.
>>726068884Just use the mods that fix it
>>726069247I wish every shitty game had mods, but it kinda depends on the game
>>726068884like most boomer lore it's not that big of a deal. it's just a moderately incompetent gameboy game, not that crazy.
>>726068884Based and true, a shit tier game pumped out by a team of nobodies that is somehow worse than Adventure
>>726071006I'm pretty sure both Adventure and Legends had shitty developments. I looked at the Wikipedia pages, though, there isn't a development section for Legends, and there's just one paragraph for Adventure.
>>726068884Game might be shit, but the memes are funny. Would btw
>>726071849Adventure has the virtue of being developed for the original gameboy like 6 years before and being followed by a strong sequel. Legends is on the GBC, barely utilizing the color, and looks just as bad as Adventure did very nearly.Its also shit to play and you can abuse your time magic to cheese the game, which I did just to get it over with
>>726069215Not before my waifu Shanoa
>>726071849Belmont's Revenge (CV2) was directed by Toru Hagihara. He went on to direct/design/produce oth Rondo, and SOTN. Which is why it's the best good gameboy castlevania game.
>>726075453*both, not oth
>>726073368>>726075453Both Adventure and Legends still had shitty development cycles
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>>726068884I never hated this game. The idea the Belmonts become superhuman because Sonia Belmont reproduced with a strong vampire refining his blood to strengthen the Belmont clan itself makes a lot of sense. And before you say Sypha what she can do doesn't align with the acrobatics that characters like Juste and Julius can do as they do fight more akin to Alucard.And frankly the idea of Sonia reproducing with Alucard is not as offensive as Lament of Innocence going that Dracula and the Belmonts used to be complete best friends and Dracula explains to Leon Belmont how he betrayed him, got his wife killed intentionally, and then Dracula expected Leon to still be his best friend forever anyway. Talk about a terrible explanation for why the Belmonts hate Dracula.
>>726073368>Legends is on the GBCAnon... look at the box art in the OP. All three games were made for the original Game Boy. All three got slightly upgraded ports later on to the GBC in some Konami collections.
I played through it on Switch Online.That was enough.
>>726068884It was aight. Some nice ideas, but needed better execution. Also, the remixes for bloody tears and vampire killer are hype as fuck and fuck you if you say otherwise.
>>726068884Never seen someone sperg out this hard over a forgettable, mediocre game before.
bros... i miss the gameboy
>>726068884What a shitload of fuck...
>>726068884my “mommy” and “daddy” always rewarded me with gameboy games if I behaved myself. If I was really good, they’d even take me to Florida or maybe even The Island!I met so many celebrities there!
>>726084016Stop fantasizing about being raped and post your bussy
>>726068884CV2 BR is a better game. You couldn't make a better CV....in like 1997!?
>>726068884WHAT were they THINKING!?
>>726075453 Absolutely. You can feel Hagihara’s influence all over Belmont’s Revenge-tight level design, banger soundtrack, and the spritework was way better than it had any right to be on OG Game Boy. It's like he was already laying the groundwork for what he'd do in Rondo and SOTN. Meanwhile, Legends feels like a sad footnote. If BR is a love letter to classicvania, Legends is a crumpled Post-it with "we tried" written on it in crayon.
>>726082561Me too. Something really cozy about it.
>>726082561i think its just the fact that the gameboy/ds/psp style of mobile gaming is completely dead now. mobile phones are all gacha/IAP slop treadmills and the switch is just not the same type of thing
>>726069215What the fuck, how could someone be this based???
>>726068884I'm starting to grow tired of this "Dracula only became evil because people killed his wife" shit but I also hate this "Belmonts are only strong because vampire blood" bullshit. I like the idea that Alucard never met his dad until adulthood.
