>Samus, it's Miles. I've got some, uh, cowabummer news. Some vaccine-hesitants are, like, attacking the estrogen factory? Wow, I can't believe it's, like, actually happening. Kill 30 to unlock a six-seven upgrade for the Mylesmobile.
>record scratch>yup that's me>stranded on this planet>but at least I'm not wagie in cagie>oh my me is that Samus Iran>nice to see you, heh, I didn't need you though>you need me.>why dont you make yourself useful toots>shoot these bogies down and grab the missile launcher inside the trunk>now get me across these ruins to that control tower>looks like we're parting ways now, try not to die out there lady
>Redditboy Died>[Mission Failed]>Do you want to pretend you won? Y/N
Fuck off, troll.
