the genre that filtered /v/
Fake Interest The Game
>restart over and over until the stars align eh
even mork and hog dropped this shit genre to play silksong and ng4, grim
Never played it, but the cover is cool as fuck
I suck but at least the music is good
>>726070069>That ugly late 2000s glossy iphone look CAVE SH3 hardware games haveYuck
>>726070462jeet jeet jeety jeet jeetwhatever you say moron
>>726070909Have you been drinking?
>>726071326No he's just severely mentally ill.
this thread isnt about shmups at all
>>726071735
>>726069094I never Zranked WV but I did get all the achievements, became one of my favorites in the process
>>726071904>not discussing what game you're playing>not posting about birdcage, (18th) emerald blue, (19th) and r-type delta hd (20th) coming out next week>just shitposting and ecelebsTomorrow is literally the biggest week of the year for shmups and this is the best you can do. Bad thread, bin it.
The good old days when boxart looked nothing like the game just to grab attention at GameStop.
>>726072513Oh it's you. I didn't like the Birdcage demo, never heard of Emerald Blue and don't care about HD remasters.Right now I'm playing Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-DoDonPachi SaiDaiOUJOU. Figured out the third boss. Now it gets hard.
>>726074014Oh it's the game where the TLB doesn't shut the fuck up.
>>726073724>The good old days when boxart looked nothing like the gameThe game literally looks like that, what in the hell are you saying? You're literally flying that plane through war torn shitholes like that picture with a mechanical doll (also pictured) for assistance, and the art-style is consistent with what's present in the game and representative of how dour its color palette and theming is.
>>726074170I won't ever get there so I couldn't care less. I just want to 1cc it.
>>726074014>does the turtle pattern wrong>doesn't play anythingshocking!
>>726068986Anyone else tried sol cresta?
>>726074178>The game literally looks like that
>>726074631yeah its unironically slop, as with anything made by platinum
Strange how i barely see Ikaruga being discussed in these threads. Was i tricked by GameCube/Dreamcast kids?
>>726074729It could have been much better, mechanics are interesting at least
>>726074934Border Down and UnderDefeat are the superior NAOMI shooters.
>>726074934Ikaruga is not s shmup, its a puzzle game
>>726074430>does the turtle pattern wrongWell, that's like your opinion, man. I don't have much experience with CAVE games and this works for me. I figured out a safe spot on the final pattern too.>doesn't play anythingI have 97 shmups on Steam alone. Right now I'm mostly playing fighting games. I also tried some Hitogata Happa again but that game is much harder than SDOJ.
Stream doko?
>>726074934OP doesn't actually plays shmups and shits his pants when anyone mentions treasure. Also its super stressful to play, its not something i want to play and think about all the time.
>>726074934It’s a cool game for non-shmuppers. None of which have cleared the game. The few shmup players who have cleared the game rightfully usually come back to other games in the genre. Once you play this shit you realize Cave, Raizing, and the other acclaimed studios are still regarded as the best all these years later.Ikaruga is cool and I do have serious respect for anyone who’s skilled enough to legitimately play the game, but as a shmup it has a lot that gets in the way of the purity that a lot of us came to the genre for.
>>726074934I wanted to get into it because I'm a freak who thinks it looks really pretty but wanted to learn to score it a little for more lives then I learned how unfun scoring it is and dropped it
>>726075497>as a shmup it has a lot that gets in the way of the purity that a lot of us came to the genre for.Bruh you don't play any shmups
>>726074934Exceed 2nd did it better, even though it doesn't look even half as gorgeous.
>>726074430>dude if you don't watch this video guide on how to do it right you didn't winutter retardation
>>726077258What else do you expect from a literal tranny
>>726076058I remember that one having a pretty good soundtrack
>>726072513I didn't know about R Type Delta HD, thanks for mentioning it. Emerald Blue looks uninspired, and that Radiant Silvergun rip for the bomb shot didn't help matters. Best of luck to them.>>726074934Good, you're noticing.>>726075060Yup.
>>726074934It's a good game, but very memo heavy due to chaining, suicide bullets and no bombs.A lot of the praise is pretty superficial but so is a lot of the shmup community backlash, so whatever.
>>726077258He already said in another thread that he deliberately plays easier games in the genre, so it's no surprise that he watches replays and copies routes and strategies.For me routing and figuring out boss patterns is what makes shmups fun.
>>726070069holy shit i remember you used to post your cock in /g/ desktop threadsim honestly surprised you're still alive
Nice thread, homos
>>726077258>make the same exact threads every day>make the of the same exact shitty bait threads at once>dude i totally know what im talking about, thats why im routing a 1cc where you have 50 billion bombs as a no-miss no bomb, im totally gunna get a 1cc this time, really guys>all new games are shit btw, i dont play anything but you can only play these games an eceleb told me to play, oh dont play any of the shmups old /v/ likes eitherwhy not just delete /v/ at this point, you faggots are absolutely worthless. its just all retarded faggots from dead generals on other boards.
>>726077886>that Radiant Silvergun ripIts nothing like RSG. The sword is for point blanking and it even has DDP chaining and hypering. Emerald Blue also pretty fucking clearly DDP inspired.
>>726079664What the fuck are you even talking about?
Shmups can be fun, but only if their played with mouse.
i love DoDonPachiits fun throughout the whole gamenot like Ikaruga which is fun for 2-3 stages then rapes your quarters and eyeballs the rest of the game
>>726080012Play Legacy of the Elder Star. It's free.
>>726075690I have way more clears than you ever will, you poser. Ikaruga is a joke among the community, how new are you? Lurk for one single day before acting like you’ve ever played a shmup other than Ikaruga lol. Or better yet, actually try another one. Newfaggot
>>726080007Same threads every day.>>726068986>>726071259>>726072235These have been made literally hundreds of times. All crossboarding from /vr/ which turned into a faggy little clique that doesn't play anything.All discussion on /v/ has been ruined by transplanted generals. You can't discuss shmups here because it will always just be huge faggots from the gay little /vr/ general that doesn't play anything. No matter what the genre all threads are just shitposters from gay dying generals now.
>>726080103Everyone who is actually good at shmups likes treasure, likes touhou, likes new shmups. Here's what /vr/ does:>I've been trying to clear gradius for 15 years>wow shmups sure are hard but you can enjoy em without 1cc'ing right? credit feeding through 20 shmups a day means im an expert>touhou is totally trash but I havent 1cc'd a single one>ikaruga isnt a real shmup. why? well its really hard>you shouldn't look at replays, but also i only play eceleb approved games with tons of replays and get filtered by new games curiously>here's my retarded bait to dump my dead shitty general on a genre i dont really care about btw, this is what a thread should be
>onimaifaggot acts schizo 24/7>gets out-fucking-schizo'd by crossboarders>starts crying about themHow does it feel getting a taste of your own medicine?
>>726080367Don't pretend you're interested in discussion. I posted gameplay and you've been shitting on it. In fact, you have done nothing but lashing out at people the entire thread.Why do you even come here if you hate it so much?
>>726080770What discussion? Its the same dumb shit and bait over and over. And every time a shmup thread is made with gameplay or a 1cc in the OP you people are total ghosts. Its obvious what this is.You don't want discussion. You want a gay little general and you shat out your routine shitposting threads once again. The shit is an absolute plague on nu/v/.
>>726080770Nah he's right. You keep doing this again and again. What happened to garegga? What happened to Ketsui? All dropped. All bullshit you didn't follow through on. It's annoying and these threads suck.
>>726080894>>726080984Again what the fuck are you talking about? Do you retards think I'm OP?
>>726081096Why would any with an IQ over 30 bump this thread otherwise? Did you know you can respond to a thread without bumping? Bumping it is no different than putting OP in the name field.
>>726069603>mork dropping shmups[citation needed]>>726072513>and r-type delta hdWhat the fuck? Wishlisted. Thanks, anon! Didn't even know about that. Still got my PS1 copy.
>>726081206Because I wanted to talk about shmups.Also you're bumping the thread too. And since I'm already OP, that means you must be sub 30 IQ.
>>726081424The only person bumping this thread is you.
>>726081424>Because I wanted to talk about shmups.No you don't.>Also you're bumping the thread tooNo I'm not.
>>726081489>No you don't.I posted more gameplay than you.
>>726069301https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/%22until%20the%20stars%20align%22/
>>726079813I forgot the name of this
>>726081561Ironically, you quantitatively posted 34 seconds less of gameplay than I did.
>>726081606OP does this every fucking day. At this point I'm pretty sure it's a mod.
how is the steam game?
>>726081692Do you want me to pull up the archive and show you how many times you've reposted that webm, all while complaining that this is the same thread every day?At least my gameplay is original.
>>726081937>my 14 second clip of a save state is original
>>726081937Show how many times OP has been posted while you're at it.
>>726080367>NGMIBased Quebecoisfag
>>726081746Its clearly a mod.
>>726082026Yes is it. It's what I'm playing right now. And what's bad about save states?>>726082042I don't care. Thanks for acknowledging that I'm not OP though.
>>726069603Who?
>>726081746If real, that's just sad.
>>726082185>And what's bad about save states?It takes 30 seconds of effort tops to learn a 1/8 of a boss fight. I'm not even sure what you're hoping to prove here.
>>726081606I'm genuinely confused why you searched the archives for a commonly used phrase.Are you an ESL?
>>726082295How long does it take to get back to the boss if you fail? Longer than 30 seconds that's for sure.And unlike you I'm not copying strategies. I'm figuring them out myself.
>>726082281You see the same behavior again and again on /v/ these days.>generals>e-celeb spam>autosaging or deleting any threads on games that don't fit janny's tastes>really lazy and schizophrenic repetitive behaviors>actively deleting posts to protect obvious shitposting threads while ignoring all other threadsI think jannies literally just make the same threads over and over and just bump them all day.
>>726082336https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/w08I1ziJbE0Np-phS9W5Qw/Eat my ENTIRE ASS.
>>726082550Explain to me what planet this isn't spam on? And he's clearly aware its spam and that he's doing something wrong because he's trying to dodge hash identification and altering the filenames as well. Its pretty obvious these threads are made with malicious intent.I can't even begin to imagine how a mod could justify this as being okay.
>>726082550>10 results foundrookie numbers
>>726082826That's not even taking the slightly tweaked image files so they go undetected by arch.b4kIf it worked like Google's reverse image search, this count would be into the literal thousands.
The PS4 release of this is really great. Lots of cool training modes modes and arcade perfect. Id expect nothing less from M2.
>>726083060>tfw the reversible cover art for the PS4 game is the classic cover/flyer art
>>726083683Stop samefagging, this thread is dogshit
>>726083787My nigga in Christ, these are my only posts:>>726083683>>726082980>>726082550>>726081606Stop being a schizo, this isn't A Beautiful Mind, you aren't cool.
>>726074014>I didn't like the Birdcage demoWhy? It was neat
>>726079813Imagine wasting your hyperblade there when the hardest boss of the demo is right after
>>726075497Treasure wasn't even a shmup dev, it's unfair to compare them to the best>as a shmup it has a lot that gets in the way of the purity that a lot of us came to the genre forWannabe hipster alertSuch a dusty opinion, get with the times
>>726083959It just didn't click. I didn't really enjoy the sword mechanic.Iirc it had bad bullet visibility and a lot of dialogue too.
>>726084278This all sounds like a very big skill issue. Sounds like you need an eceleb to tell you its okay to like it.
>>726079813Just something ugly about this. I think it's the enemy bullets' designs. Euroshmups always, ALWAYS get something wrong.
What the fuck is gonna be the price for Birdcage? It releases in less than two days and we have nothing
>>726084554You complain about the quality of this thread but the only one shitposting is you.
If you enjoy shumps you are most likely a schizo
>>726084278>and a lot of dialogue tooTo be fair the games it's following in its footsteps (slivergun) also had dialog at least in the story modeHonestly I look forward to it because I liked the demo but eh. It is what it is
>>726084750[citation needed]
>>726084653$25 same as R-type delta>we have nothingJust check storefronts other than steam?
>>72608498My citation is all shump threads on /v/
>>726084903>slivergunI never played it. Do you have the Steam version of it? I wanted to get it but the reviews say it has terrible input lag.
>>726085147>>726084986
>>726083787>1-ALL
>>726072513This. I'm hype for Birdcage ever since I played the demo. I even bought the Physical edition from the newly ESA Store just opened. Bought the entire bundle they have going on right now actually. R-Type Delta I never played before so I'm super hyped for it too. I never heard of Emerald Blue, thanks for the heads up. Like another anon here I've been playing some SDOJ too - On Expert Mode - so far I can clear Stage 1, 2, and reach the half point of Stage 3 without dying. I'm also doing it without READING THE GUIDE/WATCHING THE YOUTUBE RUN because I like when fun is allowed and accomplishing things myself. Of course, once I achieve it I'm going to go for more optimal play. Also got some stuff out of storage. Completely forgot I own RXN. For those who don't know this game run like absolute trash on the Switch 1. Well Good news, it runs at 60FPS with no frame drops on the Switch 2. But it's still not a great Shump so don't even bother. I like it somewhat.SDOJ will probably take me another 6 months to 1CC Expert. I wanted to jump into Ketsui but I think the SDOJ grind will make me play some more casual shit. So I don't have any idea when I will play Ketsui again (I own Digital Download version too)
>>726068986Ah yes the usual bait thread what the CAVE SHIT because you cant start this thread with any other image lmao
>>726086963>R-Type Delta I never played before so I'm super hyped for it too
>>726088151NTA but is it really that good? I enjoyed R-Type 1 and 2 but got sidetracked by Darius before emulating Delta.
>>726088417IMO it's the best one.
>>726088151Y'know what sucks? The only Shmup I ever owned on the PS1 when I was a kid was Raystorm after playing it a fuckton on a demo disk with my older brother. So I missed out on most things PS1 related, as well as, a lot of it I had no idea existed. if I wasn't at my local arcade there was no way for me to know what existed. Some day I will play Einhandler
Old and busted. Play souls, grandpa
>>726087992its just a shitty general. OP is basically the human equivalent of an NPC. he's here to make tons of shitty threads so there's no room for anyone else and control all discussion. 4chan is basically just a series of really shitty subreddits now.
At least the touhou threads are funny. These bait template threads are just extremely depressing.
>>726089647>At least the touhou threads are funny.The mod is unironically deleting on-topic touhou threads as we speak. (while leaving this up despite OP getting caught making the same exact copy-pasted thread 500+ times(because OP is an annoying nigger mod thats only here to ruin the board and heavily curate discussion)
>>726089070Old hat > new broccoli-head
>>726089779Why are you replying to yourself and bumping the thread off page 10 janny? Do I need to flood the catalogue with threads discussing your behavior as of late? Because I can definitely do that for the next 12 hours if you prefer.
>>726089876schizo
>>726090023>um i inspected element so it definitely wasnt me>i just randomly came into this thread to make a super shitty off topic comment right when the thread was on page 10find a new job janny
Alright fuckers I'm new to Cave shit and so far my favorite game from them has been Guwange, handling both shooting systems is pretty trilling.I'll be trying to 1cc that so wish me luck.
>>726090160>my favorite game from them has been GuwangeGo play Mars Matrix.
>>7260897652hu threads get instantly spammed with 'p by a very persistent schizo or bot, so they end up being deleted entirely as collateral.Shame really, we had a mostly on-topic (and I mean REALLY on-topic, not /v/hu circlejerking) thread last week (>>725423263) that had more discussion than the shitholes shmup threads end up being, before the spammer got to it and thrashed it. The whole thread didn't get deleted this time, but all momentum was ruined before his posts got removed and the thread died.
>>726090448There was one made 2 minutes ago that was deleted without that. Which was instantly deleted. And the CP even gets spammed in threads criticizing moderation. Its obvious whats happening. Every thread related to old /v/ gets spammed with CP, instead we get the same crappy threads every day with the same crappy images with the same cross-boarders make the same posts and responding to the same bait, tons of shartyshit and other orbitting cultures, anything defying the new status quo is punished. Its just another tool to remove threads Abib doesn't approve of, no questions asked. Even before the spam the threads were deleted.We can and do have normal shmup threads. Threads like this exist to disrupt and undermine that. Any normal sane admin would have identified the spam and removed it long ago, not encouraged it, but /v/ is run by mentally ill tyrants.
Progear is my favorite shmup. Anything else with a similar scoring system? Cancelling bullets makes me cum.
>>726091036Nope there has never been another shmup where you bullet cancel, sorry!
>>726091064i have played other shmups with bullet cancelling NIGGER i am just looking for games similar to Progear specifically.
>>726091308whoa there looks like you bumped this shit thread again, thats no way to get answers to your question
>>726068986>the genre that filtered /v/but i have several clears on actual cabshttps://youtu.be/aS1b9X39UoIhttps://youtu.be/GuVSd9CJyeU
>>726091308Akai Katana, maybe?
>>726091064EspgaludaBullet Soul
test
>>726068986i am convinced that only robots can play Mars Matrix properlynot even dodonpachi experts are good t this game
>>726068986I've experienced that tryharding in shmups sometimes bleeds in other genres.Like I'm playing a certain old PS2 game and all I'm doing recently is trying to perfect the same stage, generally the one considered the hardest, over and over again. Even if I know half of the challenge is getting lucky while pulling out perfect execution for 20 mins straight.
Is 8bitdo arcade stick good enough for shmups? I've mostly been playing on keyboard but I'm very intrigued playing with a stick I just don't want to shell out over 200 bucks on a toy that might end up collecting dust if I don't like the arcade experience
>>726081606https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/filename/dojps2.jpg/https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/image/w08I1ziJbE0Np-phS9W5Qw/
>>726084564Far too many background layers. A few of those bullets, you wouldn't even see them if you were actually playing and not just watching a webm.
>>726099365does that scare you
>>726068986Can you tell me about this game and why should i play it in the near future?
>>726100039It's a bullet hell/danmaku shmup with a great mix of everything, be it gameplay, aesthetics, or music. Usually considered the goat shmup.If you are into these games you will naturally gravitate towards it for checking a lot of boxes, unless you aren't in the mood for danmaku style.
>>726100351I see. I kinda got into Touhou lately.I remember playing a shmup style game i liked a lot, just can't find it. All i can remember that the spaceship or something similar was yellow colored and it sometimes moved up or down in vertical way like descending or ascending on stage.
>>726100457It belongs to the same subgenre as Touhou but DOJ and the entire Dodonpachi series play more like traditional shmups that just happen to have danmaku patterns.There will be a lot of aimed bullets, enemies throwing themselves at you, and things that shoot fast. Targeting the right enemies and picking between the spread shots and the laser are more important skills than pattern reading.
>>726081606retard
Bomb?
bump
>>726105040Do not bump the machine, use your bombs instead
It was always one of my favorite genres but I never liked shmup communities or focusing so much on le hardcore gamer image instead of simply praising the fact they have addictive gameplay, and not the grindy MMO kind of addictive, but the "I can do better than that" kind.
