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If Retro is proud of this character, why did the advertising hide him so hard?
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>>726081236
It didn't. He was in the most recent trailer.
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>>726081236
I'm half-convinced they had to kowtow to some fucked up mandate that probably Nintendo itself didn't even want to deal with. Some Blackrock bullshit or something.
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>literally edited out of previous footage
They waited until two weeks before release to show this game's true colors. Fucking cunts.
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AAAHHHHHH
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>>726082480
These people have to be lying.
There is no way that this isn't some sort of grift.
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>>726082648
Sorry, anon. It's worse than you could possibly imagine.
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>>726082749
It really isn't.
Miles can be muted.
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>>726081236
>Big empty deserts
>quirky chungus
>modern western devs
it's over (tendies will buy it anyway)
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>>726082918
>mutes all dialogue, even in cutscenes you might want to hear
seems retarded, tripfaggot. opinion disposed of
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>>726083029
I said you can mute him if you want to.

I will not mute him.
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Oh my science you guys!!!! zelda is ruined in majora's mask tingle fallows you the entire entire game and narrates what to do!!! we shoudl all buy PS5s to protest this!
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>>726083130
>retarded namefaggot also redditspaces
I know what you are
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>letting a worthless tripfaggot incel bait you into responding
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>>726082181
>did (american developer) do (thing every american developer has done for a decade)?
>no way, it must've been a conspiracy

in the 00's retro copied halo, in the 10's retro copied the explosion of indie 2d platformers. in the 20's they're coping storygames. its always been a studio of well made by creatively bankrupt games
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>>726083290
I don't think I used Reddit spacing.
There's a post in the archives explaining what Reddit spacing actually is.
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>play prime 3
>tutorial npcs all the time
>cutscenes everywhere
>the other hunters quip every time you see them until their boss fights
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Namefags are the niggers of 4chan. Imagine coming to an anonymous imageboard and being so desperate for attention that you use a tripcode. Absolutely pathetic.
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>>726083321
I am not worthless.
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>>726082439
>shit that never happened
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>>726081236
blud got the Crusius phenotype
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>>726081236
It's marketing's job to understand what a customerbase actually wants and tailor advertising towards that.
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>>726083808
>assuming intent
not an argument
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>>726083431
Prime's development and the basis for the trilogy was established before halo came out. If anything it was following N64 trends
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So the only real way to play this is to pirate and remove all of Mackenzie's voice files?
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>>726082439
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>>726081236
If they were "trying to hide it", why did they show it? Fucking retards. The other trailer footage was simply taken from footage where he is no longer tagging along. Use the brains you're supposed to have.
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>>726083029
Why the fuck would you wanna hear any of the NPCs if they're that bad to you?
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>"Shithole remodeling? Well...that just happened."
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>>726081236
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>>726084485
Since your question is addressing my post that that Anon replied to, I will answer you.
I am not a snoy grifter, or a racist, or a fascist, or an anti-semite.
I appreciate what Metroid Prime 4: Beyond has to offer.
That is why I will not mute Miles.
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>>726084430
>actually show gameplay
uh oh, he's everywhere
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>>726084819
didn't ask. you will speak when spoken to, faggot.
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Are you using my transparent background image of Miles?
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>>726081236
Retro probably is, Nintendo isn't. Notice how Prime 4 didn't get a full blown direct like the other big Switch 2 first party games. They don't consider it a major part of the holiday lineup, that's Air Riders. Everyone has already said it, Nintendo knows Prime 4 is bad, they're just shitting it out now so they aren't wasting any further resources on it and hopefully recoup at least SOME of the costs.
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>porn spam all with the same filenames
Sharty fags hard at work as always.
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>>726081236
they waited until the game had less than a month before release to drop the worst trailer yet. part of me wishes to think they knew people would hate his ass and that's why they waited so long
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>>726083974
Chief is too old for Samus. She's only into young men.
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>>726085889
Young dark men*
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>>726081236
Win
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>>726085048
Why would you want to look into this guy's eyes while you jerk off?
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>>726083431
>copied the explosion of indie 2d platformers

What explosion? The only indie sidescroller of note at the time was Super Meat Boy. Retro were copying NSMB.
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>Sakamoto tries making Samus his waifu with his idiot self-insert
>now someone at Retro is trying the same trick with their pasty marvel quipper
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>>726081236
Because it's a tutorial character. He isn't an escort mission for the whole thing or by your side like Pauline in Bonanza.

They didn't show him because he's not a major character in your gameplay loop once you leave the tutorial.
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>>726089321
There's a screenshot of him by your side in the late game
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>>726083824
Myles looks like the type of guy who has gigs of Samus R34 saved on his disc drive
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>>726089321
There are a minimum of 4 other NPCs, who are each just as grating. None of them are shown to die either.
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>>726089321
The UI implies there are more federation troopers around to escort, it is likely that the only fully alone section of the game will be the equivalent of the Phazon Mines and that will be used as a way to raise tension for the last area.
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>>726084430
Because the embargo ended a few days ago and a reviewer started talking about how fucking unbearable he is.
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>>726089838
Yes that's why he's in the game. He's there to be the standin for people who play metroid.
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"Actually, being a cuck is..." looking ass
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nobody complains about Alyx ruining the lonely atmosphere of half life 1 even though she did with her horrid humor and turn the wheel one more turn gordon
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>>726091278
>BUT WHAT ABOUT GAME THAT CAME OUT 25 YEARS AGO?!
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>>726082941
>it's over (tendies will buy it anyway)
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>>726091560
teeth too wide
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>>726091278
HL1 is constantly interrupted by 'Kleiner' scientist gags. Alyx is only overused in HL2:E1. She is used sparingly in the base game.
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>>726091278
>nobody complained about non-annoying sidekicks that weren't kike self-inserts pushed by post-2016 jews
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>>726091780
>interrupted.
no the whole point is that is small reliefs at the end of long stretches, multiple chapters long each, of pure isolation. without them the game would be too bleak.
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>>726091856
lol
>the woke crap from MY childhood was good
sure man they suddenly changed in 2016 after 700 years
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>>726091946
found the "radicalized" zoomtoid
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all sidekicks should be voice acted by Rob Schneider or Newman from Seinfield
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>>726091946
You really gonna compare Myles to Midna?
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>>726091278
So NOW you guys like Half Life? Nintendo fans would constantly swear that only "braindead steamies" liked that game. Now you need it to be good for your argument to work.
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>>726091896
Yes, and that is how Alyx is also used. Again, you are letting your memories of HL2:E1 warp those of the base game and E2.
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>>726082918
>you can just mute the audio
I can just not play the game at all, you mean.
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>Person A: "This seems nothing like what I love about Metroid... this is a huge disaster and an embarrassment."
>Person B: "Ummm, you've okayed Half-Life 2 and Metal Gear Solid, yes? And you love them as perfect games, yes?"
>Person A: "...what?"
>Person B: "IT'S THE SAME FUCKING THING!!!! NOW BUY THE FUCKING NINTENDO GAME RIGHT NOW AND GIVE IT PERFECT SCORES!!!"
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>>726091031
Why would you ever want to insult your audience like that?
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>>726092845
>western game devs
>insult their audience
ikr, fr fr
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>>726091278
You’re not allowed to criticize Valve, their games or Steam on here. Don’t do it again. The gaben army does not forgive and does not forget.
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>>726092845
It's not an insult. If you ever worked a low level retail job you will have met that kind of nerd who doesn't have any curiosity about the natural world but is immersed in 'nerd media', has all the figurines, uses that site, etc. This is how they look and this is the kind of dialog they actually enjoy and emulate in person to some extent. That's who buys a switch 2 for themselves not for their nephew. That's who would ever buy a metroid game in their adult life, they will absolutely relate to this guy
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>>726090006
Sergeant Duke will be our next Remember Me, a cheap but enjoyable imitation of Big Bo and all the fat black buddy characters before him. If companion shit is unavoidable, he'll be the only tolerable option.
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>>726081236
>why did the advertising hide him so hard?
i'm looking at 20 threads on the catalog with this faggot's face as the OP.
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>>726089321
That's not the tutorial, that's level one. The tutorial area came before, with Sylux attacking the Federation. Nintendo just mandates that the entire game feels like a tutorial now. They did the same thing with Pikmin 4.
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>>726094403
Because the embargo lifted and they had to start showing more gameplay.
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>say you're making Metroid Prime 4
>it's actually Federation Force 2: Featuring Samus



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