the bearthe bull
I liked this DLC less than Honest Hearts, and I did NOT like Honest Hearts.
retarded walk in one direction dlc with no nuance better armor than base game and retarded new villain
never done this dlca big "kill everything" dlc doesn't have any appeal once you are in the endgame. May as well be a big map full of radroaches.
fighting lots of giga deathclaws was cool
Bear BullCourier The lone 49The package New Canaan
>>726081808I still laugh that Avellone was so pissed at the TV show yet it does the one thing he tried to accomplish with this DLCdude made his bed.
I did not nuke it, it's not true! It's bullshit! I did not nuke it! I did not! oh hi ED-E.
Ulysses awesome revenge plan:>invite the mailman i hate because they delivered one of the unabombers packages to my epic hideout in a radioactive wasteland>trick them into launching a nuke, as a funny prank>call them on the phone every twenty minutes to remind them that they're a horrible person and tell them about the cool ideas im learning from this jordan peterson book>nuke california>give them the epic matching jacket i made for them>???>profit
Only thing about the dlc I liked was the weird schizo monologue plus it was kind of funny how (You) alone make events worse until they escalate to a new thermonuclear annihilation.
BEAR AND BIRD
>>726082564he is truly retarded he makes less sense than FO4 characters
honestly it's kind of incredible how fucking lame Lonesome Road actually is after getting hyped up all the way back on the base game and through all the DLCs.
>>726081808Fun fact: In all his dialogue, Ulysses says bear 77 times, Bull 32 times, symbol 40 times and old world 53 times. People only remember bear and bull but rarely remembers his old world ghost rhetoric.
>>726082932fun fact: I started drowning his bullshit out 10 minutes into this trash dlc lol
>>726081880Honestly I find Ulysses more tolerable then Joshua because at least he does things even if those things are killing thousands for no reason. Joshua sits in his chair reloading his guns giving me John Wick quotes and fetch quests and I'm supposed to think he's cool or whatever. Also he's a Mormon, which is high up there in the list of lamer things you can be, and his entire plot is based around the differences between him and another, even lamer Mormon which is just the limit for me
>>726083443>Also he's a Mormon, which is high up there in the list of lamer things you can be, and his entire plot is based around the differences between him and another, even lamer Mormon which is just the limit for meone thing i really don't like about Honest Hearts is the implication that Mormonism was the only Christian tradition to survive the war.
>>726083736>>726083443 His Mormonism was so nonchalant I didn't even connect the dots until I learned JMB was one and that lady in Crimson Caravan mentioned Mormon traders in Utah.Mormonism is heresy so he's not a Mormon in my canon anyways.
>>726082484kek
>>726082564I think the thing that gets me most about him is that every prior DLC hyped him up or had an entire hidden quest invoking how totally cool he is guys, one of the endings for Dead Money had Dog/God praying for you when he heard you met him.Just the most masturbatiory dogshit for a dlc that took a year to come out
>>726081808what a cool guy.
>I still laugh that Avellone was so pissed at the TV show yet it does the one thing he tried to accomplish with this DLC>dude made his bed.
>>726083443>Honestly I find Ulysses more tolerable then Joshua because at least he does things, Joshua sits in his chair.Did you complete the DLC? He becomes a temporary follower & you need to talk him out of killing Salt-Upon-Wounds. Unless you did the pussy ending of course.
>>726083443Nah, he has black skin
>>726081808Ulysses was a bit of a moron but his design is peak so I always let him live
>>726082932can we get a ctrl-f on utterances of the word "road"
>even if you do everything right the mojave is still doomed because...because IT JUST IS, OKAY?!why is avellone such a bitter faggot?
