GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>726082227WHERE'S
>>726082227KRATOS WAS RAPED BY A THEBAN MAN IN THE HOT SUMMER OF 392 BC
https://litter.catbox.moe/d1l0amxzqkuxktpr.jpg
>>726082472ARES - DESTORY MY ENEMIES, AND MY WIFE IS YOURS.
>>726082318MY SOILENT AMAZON ORDER
>>726082472>https://litter.catbox.moe/d1l0amxzqkuxktpr.jpgdestiny kratos
>"I came from a place named Sparta. Bigotry, hatred and gender inequity were common while I was their God of War. We did not let immigrants in, we did not listen to women, we did not give proper representation to neurodivergent children. Stories will tell you that Zeus had destroyed Sparta after betraying me, but... it was the lack of an inclusive, democratic state governed by law who did that">"Is this how it always ends? Intolerance brewing from within the people and fascists taking over?"
Sit down and listen when monstergirls speak.
>>726082472any of the kid slurping (my) cock yet
>>726084601be better
>>726082227>Father, are you sure that Mother hiding all this past is okay? Every man we come across has something to say about her
>>726082227I'M NOT A STEPFATHER I'M THE FATHER THAT STEPPED UP
Donovan fucks Habani every night btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0M8z5O0sVg
I'm such a better man!!!
Obnoxious and unfunny forced meme
>>726082472oh no
>>726087845thats why its funny
>>726082472Studio Santa Mónica did this.
>>726083523Bravo, an inciteful, genuinely amusing comment that uses the original source material, while making a rhetorical snipe at the liberal left.Would be a shame if I stole it and put it in the comments in THE VIDEO on youtube, and took all the credit for myself now wouldnt it...
>>726090802 >posts said comment under THE VIDEO>also plays what it's making fun of???
>>726091149I have said many times here, I have put 1200 hours into GoW 2018 and 1000 hours into Ragnarok. I enjoy the combat, not the stories, and I also enjoy the shitposting memes
>>726091273Why not just play the greek games for better combat?
>>726091461Funny but I've just recently started getting round to them after putting them off for donkeys years. I plan on putting hundreds of hours into mastering them as well. I was never a sNoy guy from the start to be fair
>we must be better men>or… should we?
>>726091724I hope they're all physical copies being played on a PS3 Slim then
>>726092071Kek
Didn't this game get released like 3 years ago? Why are we still having daily threads about it?
>>726092997Every day we must strive to be better men.
MY WIFE PEGS ME ANS YOTEI IS MY GOTY!!!
>>726087845>>726089510You aren't being better.
>>726085959To be fair, 1-3 was just mash square until you get the qte prompt. The trvke is god of war has always been slop.
>>726082472
>>726093512WIIIIIIIIIIFEI did not mean to RAISE MY VOICE AT YOUUUUUI shall sleep at my mothers house until I have regained your trust. You deserve to feel safe- to be safe, in the home that I will continue to pay for
>>>726087845why is this meme so funny? is it because of all the youtube comments?
The game that single-handedly got one of the most common words in the Spanish language filtered to something that doesn't make any sense
>>726093873???
>>726093873Yo cebollas
>>726087845Be a better man and just take it.
>>726092997we're not better men yet, so kratos has to remind us
KEK MY LIFE INTO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RETORT
>>726094984Wtf they censor c-uck now!??
>>726095094>nowhow new?
>>726095246I don't recall it being a thing last time I was posting actively but maybe I wasn't using it all that much
WE MUST BE BETTER
>>726087845Being a better man is not a joke
I thank Kratos for finally establishing that a beard is a face blankie for insecure manchildren.A civilized man shaves
>>726095507Why do nu-males like clapping in between their words? Are they trying to mimic women/fags or something so they appear as safe and approachable?
>>726093738at least it was FUNI think they even sacrificed a goat for one of the games at E3
>>726093738>To be fair, 1-3 was just mash square until you get the qte prompt. The trvke is god of war has always been slop.No they weren't. Actually play them faggot.
>>726085898>>726085959Nu-GoW is such limp dick shit it's amazing how neutered it becameI don't even like the type of overly masculine video games that some gun toting, whiskey drinking, bearded white dude with a cap hiding his norwood scalp plays just so that he can feel manly, but the tonal shift is night and day and nu-GoW is completely off the mark. Should've just been a new IP with nothing but the main character changed and it would've been completely fine.
> GODS I NEED MY WIFES PANTIES RIPPED OFF AND 3 BLACK DICKS IN ALL 3 HOLES AT THE SAME TIME. WAY UP HER PUSSEY AND WAY UP HER ASS
>>726082617I'd rather give up my wife than my life
>>726093738>The trvke is god of war has always been slopTrue, but as the other anon said, old god of war games used to be pure masculine fun and pure gameplay. Also, when it comes to QTEs, old GoW probably has the best QTEs in existence. I say this as a guy who has finished original RE4 recently and hated the QTEs there.
I've played the classic GoW titles (including the PSP) but was to turned off from the cinema slop 2018 E3 demo that I tuned this franchise out of my mind.'18 is now cheap as shit, but is it even a good *game*? Everyone says Ragnarok is garbage, so I don't care about that one.
