I just killed an IP...With my mind.I just killed an IP! With my freaking mind! Haha!Yeah, okay, that is something I do now.
>>726085337his armor is kind of neat at least
SO THATS A WIN!Y'LL IM REALLY OUT HERE WITH THE SAM-US-ARR-IN
dunno i thought he was funny.
>voice actingYeah I’m skipping this shit
>>726086160>I’m not saying they’re aliens buuut…
How many threads are you gonna spam about this NPC? You're as annoying as the NPC if not moreso
>>726085715based underageanon
AAAAHHHHHHHHH
Being 100% genuine here. Metroid's my favorite Nintendo property. I was planning on buying a Switch 2 for Prime 4. But I was iffy on the whole motorcycle reveal, and this whole debacle made me not even want to play the damn thing. I'm hoping that none of it's as bad as I think, but I'm waiting for the game to come out and getting more information before this gets my money.Christ, I jumped to pre-order Dread the instant that reveal trailer flashed "Metroid 5" on the screen. What happened?
>>726086358>well, this is extremely very not good
>>726085337He’s really living rent free on /v/ at least charge him rent money lmao
>>726086703Just wait for the next 2d metroid kino by the real director of the troid series instead of these waitto piggus at retro.
>>726085337This shit is so forced. Fuck off.
>>726086151Metroid's had voice acting since Prime 3 and promintent dialogue since Fusion. That said, we've definitely ridden the slippery slope down to this point.
>>726085337>Ridley's right behind me, isn't he?
>>726085337literally what is this
>>726087091The reason people will buy another 10 million Switch 2.
>>726087091https://files.catbox.moe/gdgcjh.mp4
>>726085337Nintendo's Forspoken
>>726087176>Did you just move that with your mind?Holy fucking shit, there's no way they did that. This has to be AI, right?
>>726087176Jesus fucking nigger Christ.
>>726087174>Switch 2Fuck that…I’m getting it on Switch 1 No need to buy a worthless expensive system that doesn’t have anything worth playing on it exclusively yet
>>726085463literally just walking yellow paint
>>726087176The funimation eng dub VA really sells the>enormous infuriating faggotVibe
>>726087176Pretty sure this is AI, but it's hard to tell and that in and of itself is telling.
>>726085337constanza won
>>726085337its WAY WORSE than you think https://x.com/adamasenko/status/1990082297324871710?s=20
>>726087176Wow. It’s like I’m slowly having everything I loved torn from me or tarnished as my life goes on
>>726087254>>726087338Yeah, the voice definitely sounds fake and added on after the fact by someone playing it up for the controversy
>>726085337it's impossible to kill a Nintendo IP. too many manchildren will make sure it survives the collapse of society.
>>726085337The weirdest thing is how insanely he doesn't fucking mesh. Like the music, environments, puzzles, enemies, etc are all perfect prime tier shit and then there's just this quipping spazoid on top. The music doesn't change at all to match his tone, Samus never talks to him, the usual scans are all serious and mellow, and so on. It's like the made a perfectly fine Metroid Prime 4 and then added this tard on top late in development because some executive wanted to capture more market demographics or something
>>726087540>it's impossible to kill a Nintendo IP. too many manchildren will make sure it survives the collapse of society.
>>726087505Metroid hasn't been good since the GC eraWhy the fuck does this happen with every single franchise on this god-forsaken shithole of a board>bad Fallout thing>WOW WTF FALLOUT DEFINITELY WASN'T BAD BEFORE NOW>bad Final Fantasy thing>WOW WTF FF DEFINITELY WASN'T BAD BEFORE NOW>bad Mass Effect thing>WOW WTF MASS EFFECT DEFINITELY WASN'T BAD BEFORE NOW>etc.It's just a performative circlejerk, get a fucking clue.
>>726087176One of the worst design decisions in video games.>>726087536It's not. That's how he talks. Fucking IGN themselves reported on it with their own review video.
>>726085337Um like YIKES Samus, didn't you check Trivago??
>>726087176this is edited right? like it's not the real footage, right?
>>726087608The fact that he's integrated with the story is a fucking shame, otherwise it'd be a fun dig if he didn't even appear in normal/hard mode
>>726087612was this shit ever big to begin with?
HANG ON SAMUS... DID YOU JUST SHIFT REALITY?
>>726087472“Reading the comments”Yeah, this vid is Fake and trying to make fun of the hate.
>>726087176THIS IS FAKE YOU FUCKING RETARDED CUNTSNONE OF THESE LINES ARE IN ANY OF THE PREVIEWSQUIT FUCKING BEING SHEEP
>>726087836That's not the point; the fact it's believable is the problem. Would anyone have fallen for it in 2007 if doctored Metroid Prime 3 videos with these lines got shared around? No.
>>726087608And don't forget these characters are apparently front and center. Yet they haven't said a thing about them in marketing until a few weeks before release? Almost as if marketing knew this guy would be unpopular and hid him as long as they possibly could. Who knows, maybe Miyamoto came by and forced this upon them in line with his love of Minions and Rabbids and nobody could tell him no.
>>726087836Yep, person who originally posted the vid is a voice actor. The vid is an Edit of scenes with him meming around cause of the hate.People in here Posting in the thread with no context…all to fuel more hate.
>>726087176>Okay, pause. Did you just move that with your MIND?! Um... Should I know how to do that, too?
>>726088078>>726087836You're literally fucking lying lmao, go look at preview footage and you'll see this stupid shit there.
>>726087981why would miyamoto be involved in this game
>>726087176>>726087254>>726087536>>726087629>>726087472This one is AI, it's bad but not that bad. Not defending the character, it's still a retarded choice to put a tension breaking comic relief character into a game all about tension and immersion.I'm expecting whistleblowing from employees later, shit reeks of a marvel obsessed redditor in a higher up position not budging or listening to people telling them not to keep this shit.
>>726087929IT'S NOT FUCKING BELIEVABLE YOU RETARDI WANT TO FUCKING STAB YOUR EYES OUT AND RIP YOUR FUCKING LEGS OFFI WANT YOU DOOMPOSTERS DEAD>>726088153SHOW ME FUCKING PROOF THAT ANY OF THESE LINES ARE IN ANY OF THE REAL FOOTAGE AND NOT THIS SHITTY CLIP FROM TWITTERIT'S NOT FUCKING REAL
>>726088234Show me the "real" footage that doesn't have the dialog, then.
>>726087254>MackKenzie
>>726088174He was bored and thought fucking with Metroid again would be funny
Metroidfags deserve this.
>>726087176
>>726088331I've never played a Prime game, though.
>>726088289>mackkKenzieI will now buy your game
this board acts like they hate shitty capeshit writing but then praise Dispatch
They canceled their first attempt at Metroid Prime 4 and restarted development. This is their SECOND attempt.
>>726088202>shit reeks of a marvel obsessed redditor in a higher up position not budging or listening to people telling them not to keep this shit.100% guarantee you this was mandated by corporate than anyone at Retro. Maybe even some suit in Japan.
>>726086708>masterkeks forcing this meme after they got NTR'd by BetterMantos last month
>>726087612Lol we already have Fire Emblem and Xenoblade we don’t need more anime kusage
>>726087176>>726087253Some 5D meta shitposting going on
Yep. shit like this is why I only play Morrowind heroes 3 tetris99 and shadowrun (genesis).
>>726085337>/V/ hates the character that's literally themI am not surprised
>>726088259>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zSbGvkL0YMDO YOU SEE ANY OF THESE LINES IN THIS GAMEPLAY?NO BECAUSE THERE FUCKING ISN'TNOW GO FUCK YOURSELF
>>726087176basically the same deal as half life alyx.
>>726088434>/v/ is one personBesides, there's a big difference in expectations between a game that looks like it's aimed at Invincible fans and a fucking Metroid game. Even Other M wasn't written with THIS obnoxious a tone. And that had Anthony in it.Wait. Why isn't this guy just Anthony Higgs? That'd be way better.
>>726085337I can't wait for a return of Forspoken memes.What a time to be alive
>>726086678>he cuts himself off because you see something else that he then comments onThat Medic's a bloody SENTRY UP AHEAD!
>>726088472miles wasn't really working in the original buildthe game needed some retooling
>>726087612That was just Nintendo being massive cunts and pressuring Cygames into either being their "proof of use" in their lawsuit against ColoPL or eat a lawsuit too. They dropped any marketing they did for the game immediately after the lawsuit with ColoPL ended.
>>726088153Nice Trolling.It’s Still Fake tho.
Does Japan think Westerners like this kind of dialogue/archetype? Who is giving them this information?
Metroid fans acting upset about this when this is what 99% of metroidvania fans are: quip loving redditors who primarily watch capeshit, rick and morty, normie tv, and play indie games and metroidvanias.Any cringe you feel watching this is a mirror, a reflection of how the rest of view you.
>>726088608>>726088741Now tell me why this hoax wouldn't have been believable for any other Metroid game lol
>>726088761No. Nintendo of America is doing this without getting the OK from Nintendo of Japan.But unlike other franchises, NoJ probably doesn't care, because they always considered Metroid to be a "western" franchise.
>>726085463>his
>>726086703Its my favourite nintendo IP next to Zelda and sin and punishment but I'm not even going to bother pirating it.
>>726087176KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>726087176This is fake shit from discord or sharty right? Like those fake Itsuno quotes or performance specs for DD2. Surely no one at Retro or Nintendo is this retarded.
>>726088791No... It's not true...
>>7260867033D Metroid was never good in the first place imo and they clearly don't know what to do with it seeing all the Prime games are all over the place gameplay and world design wise. This just looks embarrassing atp. I hope MS will get their shit together and pump out Metroid 6 soon because Prime is hopeless.
>>726087176Did they legit hire the Forspoken writers?Can anybody check?This can't be real. This game is a fucking shitpost.
>>726088608https://youtu.be/_zSbGvkL0YM?t=399Not really helping your case, it's 100% MCU writing.
I need real footage man. I need to asses how bad it truly is. This year ruined monster hunter for me and it might ruin metroid too. I hate this gay earth.
>>726088761>what do amelican rike? Me check latest amelican tlends>hele's whele me check rast. May 2012
>>726088721>That Demo's a bloody MEEEEDDDDDDDIICCCC!>schadenfreude>killbinds
>>726088202Did you mean to say isn't?
>>726086703>What happened?One part of the franchise is directly managed by Sakamoto and made by Spaniards. The other is handled by amerimutts.
>>726087253>>726088590Man I need to play this game just for the lulz.It can't be THAT bad right?
>>726088791But I'm not a "metroidvania" fan, I'm a Metroid fan.
>>726087432>>726088202>AIIt's Adam Asenko, a voice actor. How are you all so stupid.
>>726086703Dread and Samus Returns sucked so if this game sucks as much as it looks bad I'm done with the series forever
>>726088562>BetterMantosI have no idea who this is but indeed Halo has been buck broken for about a decade at this point.
>>726088945This whole video is MCU cringe once MacKenzie shows up. Calling these highlights is a compliment, so just watch the whole video at your own risk.https://youtu.be/_zSbGvkL0YM?t=399https://youtu.be/_zSbGvkL0YM?t=714https://youtu.be/_zSbGvkL0YM?t=774https://youtu.be/_zSbGvkL0YM?t=904https://youtu.be/_zSbGvkL0YM?t=1036
>>726089187Hint: Time in Bangladesh.
Samus more like Sameass
>>726088931IT'S STILL NOT THE VIDEO THAT WAS POSTED EARLIER TRYING TO PUT OUT MISINFORMATIONYOU FUCKERS ARE NOT RUINING THIS FOR ME, I'VE WAITED TOO LONG FOR THIS AND WILL NOT LET YOU RETARDS DOOMPOST CONSTANTLY
>>726088604Why in God's name would you want to see an anon in the game
>>726089343Just disconnect from /v/ for a couple weeks, anon
>>726089343>"Erm, he's right behind me, isn't he?" writing is okay because someone made a video making fun of said writingThe open world slop with Mario Odyssey graphics should've told you everything.
>>726088926Not Forspoken, but here is one of them
>>726089343Would someone really do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies.
I BURN SPIRITUAL FIRE ON ANYONE WHO HATES MILES MACKENZIE.IF YOU HATE MILES MACKENZIE, THEN YOU PROBABLY HATE PEOPLE IN GENERAL.THAT IS WRONG.
>>726089245Can we just fire every writer in the American game industry? Just none stop shitting over everything for a decade straight, ruining everyone else's work and shutting down legendary developers left right and centre.
it's over
>>726089445hahahaha lmao FUCK
>>726089526>$100 million budgetThere is zero chance they break even on this, much less make a reasonable profit
>>726087505slowly?
>>726088945>this yearKys monster hunter has been shit for a decade now
>>726089441Man I would have loved to see a big scifi desert if if looked and felt like Moebius (euro comic guy who inspired Nausicaa and Ghibli and Panzer Dragoon) but its just so bland Or Dune or some shit
>>726088472Did not need that reality check but thank you anyways.
>>726089526Retro Studios are DONE
Im a marvelchad so i like marvel humor. I acknowledge its not the right direction for Metroid but i will still enjoy the quips. It will be fun
>>726089445Now that explains it
>>726089187AI, voice actor, the point remains the same.
>>726087176this shit is Borderlands-tier dialogue
>>726089642MH World is not that old yet
>>726089526The real question is if this number includes the failed first versions of Prime 4.
>>726089445Fandom is the shittiest website on the fucking internet now. I mean it was always bad once it got ad infested but they just replaced every single image with webps
>>726089762Yeah for a while I had the entire fandom domain filteredIt's absolute garbage
>>726089684>Im a marvelchad so i like marvel humor. I acknowledge its not the right direction for Metroid but i will still enjoy the quips. It will be funThe copes are already coming in lads
Modern game does stupid dogshit>OH NONONONONONO>BWAHAHAHAHAHA>ITS OVERNintendo does the exact same shit>It's not THAT bad>I actually kind of like it>I like that it makes you madWhy are tendies like this?
>>726087176It's fake you fucking retards.
>>726087176>trying to be worse than MOM
>>726089684I was a Buffy fan and I got sick of that fucking shit when the MCU started. Where is my Buffy game
>>726088472>Because bamco made the first one was so good that they wouldn't be able to outdo it.search your feelings, you know it to be true.
BEST FRIENDS!
>>726089810>Why are tendies like this?The extreme divorce rates and single mother rates plus skyrocketing autism means that Nintendo was their replacement for their dad. And they have nothing else.
>>726089867Put Wuk Lamat in there.
>>726089492That repulsive thing should be incinerated.
>>726089762webp is good, 4chan is the only app/site that doesn't support it because clearly 4chan isn't in a position to risk more attack surfaces.
>>726089343Anon, Prime 2 is one of the earliest games of my life that I felt genuine hype for, and I preordered 3. I understand what it's like to love Metroid Prime, but there's a point where one should consider letting go. I was personally in denial over the bike, I was willing to maybe see that one through. But this MCU Federation shit is a bastardization and blight on a thing that I've loved for 2/3rds of my life. It's fucking over, dude. Yes, the footage being handed around here is fake. No, it is not substantially different from what has been previewed so far, and that's what does it in - this shit is so fucked that the fake is believable.
>>726089945>risk more attack surfaces.What does that mean?
>>726089947Well said.
>>726089931He will not be incinerated.
What went wrong?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewcljvJQAQA
>>726086678Yeah, I'm not buying this fucking amerislop game. This is not Metroid. I only like Super, Prime 1, and Zero Mission; the ones where you are completely alone. This character is the fucking antithesis of what makes Metroid great to me.
Be better, /v/.
>>7260899814chan got hacked in April because somebody bugged a pdf (on /qst/ I believe). If the site admins added a new file format, they'd probably accidentally put a backdoor in webp uploads that allows hackers to pwn the site again.
>>726085337>>726086160is he supposed to look like a monkey
Phil from the cubicle is Sylux
>>726090101Then they should do it the mods are faggots
>>726085337>this shit will go on for the next 5+x years until MP5 releaseesHell
>Now this looks like a job for me
This dude is hilarious. Seems like dumb fun to me. Preordered
>>726086853LOL I guess your anushole is dilated and shitty just for me <3. Faggot nigger
>>726089810No, it's bad when Nintendo does it too. Tears of the Kingdom is the first mainline Zelda I have willfully skipped because a.) Breath kinda sucked and b.) their answer to improve it was copy Nuts & Bolts, a game I dismissed on sight 15 years ago. You think I won't let go of Prime 4 over some bullshit, think again. It hurts for a bit, but then you get over it.
>>726089947fucking tourist fake fanget off my board
>>726087176>it's real
We lost thousands of possible drawings of Samus absolutely domming this dorky dude because they wrote him like Forspoken.
>>726090365>you're a fake fan if you don't accept getting assraped because BRAND NAME
>>726090367It's not, but it might as well be. Doesn't make much of a difference.
>>726090385>drawings of Samus absolutely domming this dorky dude
>>726090365Real fans get angry when the thing they like is completely subverted and ruined to appeal to a non-audience. Kill yourself.
>the AAA companys' masterpiece anti-shill campaign for MP4 is pretending it's the same quality as their shitty AAA games
>>726087176marvel and its consequences
>>726090498>y-you guys loved nu-GoW didn't you?!
>>726090385NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>726089642There was still a lot to like with 5th gen MH. It wasn't the best.But wilds is truly awful.
>>726090471Sorry that I wanna see something different to Samus getting fucked by aliens every once in a while...
>>726086703I think everyone can agree that Nintendo has done an absolutely fucking HORRIBLE job at marketing this game. Hiding the yellow paint millennial writing NPC feels intentional.
>>726087176>Samus Arin..? THE Samus Arin!?
>>726090091NO BULLYING MACKENZIE!He’s doing his best.
>>726085463The troopers look like shit compared to the Echoes and Corruption designs, they even incorporated those fuck ugly emblems Sakamoto put in Other M that are completely dissonant with the Prime Federation aesthetic.
>>726090385FUCK RETRO
>>726090385Truly the biggest crime here
Still getting the Game lolYour fake outrage can’t stop me!
>>726086678>those expressions
Did everyone forget that mp4 related was the game that Retro was working on for like 5-6 years before they were told to work on Prime 4 instead?Modern Retro is not capable of good output.
>>726090385>There's an alternate timeline where Samus domming Mackenzie with her massive futa cock becomes the bread and butter of Metroid porn instead of Samus being gang-raped by aliens.
>>726090385>ME OWN FOOKIN METROID GAME... SOUNDS LIKE BORDERLANDS
>>726090385Imagine if Samus were the gentle yet firm mentor to a dorky but well meaning guy who eventually grows into a competent man...Imagine all the gentle femdom pics...All the vanilla doujins...All the blender animations...Lost, like tears in the rain...
He really isnt that bad guys
>>726091569He really is.
>>726085337Metriod got it's very own Wuk Lamat moment. What is it with the Japanese and doing this over and over again?
>>726090091Powerful. I clapped.
>>726085337https://files.catbox.moe/gdgcjh.mp4
>>726091569Bad enough for me to dismiss the idea of buying it day 1.
I was gonna be buying a Switch 2 for this game this week and now I just feel sick.
>>726091646already posted>>726087176>MackKenzie>obvious fake low res font
>>726088234>IT'S NOT FUCKING BELIEVABLE YOU RETARDI mean I believed it, I've seen some questionable choices latelysome of those include posting in this thread
>>726091930>>726088234I believed it as well. I think most people here did. The fact it cannot be instantaneously ruled out is a problem.
>>726091823Sounds to me like you just saved about $600 after tax.
>>726090385>no porn of some rando dev teams jew self-insertoh nothe horror
>>726091569We will see. If this dude ends up being worst than fucking Fi from LoZ SS we are in some deep shit.
>>726092170From the preview footage, he already convinced me not to buy the game.
Isn't this literally the flower from Super Mario Wonder given human flesh?
>>726089196NuKratos, my blissfully unaware compadre.
This thread reeks of samefag.
damn they work fasthttps://litter.catbox.moe/d1l0amxzqkuxktpr.jpg
>>726087176pure physical discomfort at this videooh my god, I don't even want to play the game anymorejesus fucking christ Nintendothis is what I get for being a metroid fag
>>726092561$0.01 cents have been deposited into your account.
Is the Zero suit in the game?
It's honestly surprising to me that there are people who didn't jump ship after the first trailer displayed Samus's purple door-opening powers.You were really still waiting for this? Anyway, a delayed game is eventually bad, while a rushed-game will at least make people wonder "What might have been?"
The question is why we only found out about this character now.
>>726091569people who say this act like him irl
>>726090091Need the next slide of people throwing shit at both of them.>>726090385Good, he looks like a humanised Winston from Overwatch for fucks sake.
>>726091609They are always 10 years behind so they are just hitting their marvel quip stride now
>>726093181Someone realized the game had been fucked up, so bad elements were hidden until the last possible moment. Confirmed by earlier footage being very, very selectively edited to not show the generic npcs.
>>726089947Prime 2 sucked ass too.
>>726090385Should've made him a femboy instead.
>>726093934Fuck off dweeb, Prime 2 was the best one.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo_09MsIVno
my favorite part is were he hacks a computer to help Samus enter a restricted area and he shouts "I'm hacking the memeframe!"
>>726092901I didn't even specify who/what posts you faggot. Curious you'd jump to the conclusion I'm a tendie though, dipshit
>>726092170>worst thanNice try, ESL. You faggots are fake humans.
I don't understand this meme
>>726094229Why did you reply to yourself?
>>726094276Are you retarded?
>>726094294Basically, a bunch of sony grifters in here and outside of here are very offensive and are orchestrating a smear campaign against Miles MacKenzie from Metroid Prime 4: Beyond.
>>726092561It's a shit addition but it's definitely full of Nintendo derangement syndrome
>>726094301I genuinely hope terrible things happen to you and the ones you love
>>726089947What a total load of shit. I've been playing the series since the original. Prime 2 is my personal favorite. There is nothing wrong with what we've seen. You haven't played Prime 3, Fusion, nor Dread. You are blowing a brief, early-game escort mission entirely out of proportion in order to stifle online discussion. You're the fakest thing in this thread. Everything about this game looks great and you're crying pretend tears about a temporary npc (which has been done in many metroid games now) and a semi-open hub area. Kill yourself, you fucking phony piece of shit.
>>726094417You can't type basic English statements. You're an ESL sack of shit. Kill yourself.
>>726094604Kill yourself you marketer scumbag. Not only have we already seen that this faggot and his buddies are with you the whole game, it would still be completely out of place even if he was only there for an hour. This is not Metroid, this is not what Metroid is about. It doesn't belong here. There is fucking EVERYTHING wrong with what we've seen. Any further replies from you should include the nigger word or you admit to being a marketer.
>>726094435That's pretty much where my opinions fall. I'm not going to let a side character prevent me from judging the rest of the game for myself. No retards screeching about the games faults or fsggots saying it's GotY no matter what. I've gotten every Metroid at launch since Prime+Fusion; good and the bad.
>>726087176There's no way they don't do this on purpose to generate reaction. I truly believe they sit in their meeting room with death note background music and think they just made a 200 IQ shadow puppetmaster move with this. Probably won't be as effective as they think tho
>>726094531Gee, it sure is confusing when the word "tendie" is associated with three specific sony schizos, who love to break 4chan's ToS, and get away with it, and then I start reading a pro-Nintendo post, only to get to the word "tendie" and realize that it is a falseflag post.It gets on my nerves.Also, I burn spiritual fire on you for attempting to curse me.May you wake up tomorrow morning with measles on your hands.In the name of Jesus.Amen.
>>726094604>You haven't played Prime 3, Fusion, nor DreadI must have forgotten how those games were full of constant quippy bullshit, you disingenuous faggot. People aren't upset because characters other than Samus exist; they're upset because MacKenzie is yet more FUCKING CRINGE self-deprecating meta humor from unfunny office worker faggots.
>>726094651Stop projecting, you retard. I am going to keep using the word "worst" before "than" and your dumbass is going to have to deal with it.
>>726094795I definitely feel like it's going to be Other M levels of annoying though
>>726089161Yes. Yes it can, anon...
>>726094863Please get some rest or up your anti-psychotic dosage.
>>726089343Accept reality or support the defilement of what you once loved.
>>7260941582 was just more of 1 but with annoying dark world. How is it better than 1?
>>726094749>Not only have we already seen that this faggot and his buddies are with you the whole gameCool lies. We've only seen the intro to the first major area, period. And we've seen that he doesn't keep tagging along outside of that area.>it would still be completely out of place even if he was only there for an hourAgain, you haven't played any game in this series. You're literally a cumslurping nigger who hasn't touched Metroid in your entire life. You're a sack of shit that is part of a smear campaign because you and the retards paying you hate the asshat parent company of the series. Even in fucking Echoes (which you pretended to be a fan of) you have NPCs talking to you throughout the game, including an exposition dump from U-Mos early on. Prime 3, Fusion, Other M, and Dread all have voiced dialogue and NPCs talking to Samus throughout the game regularly.You're a phony sack of shit, and I'm not going to keep humoring your blatant lies.
>>726094954Its genuinely hard to tell. The VA work in Beyond seems higher quality though, and the game includes the option to turn of Voices entirely. We'll see.
>>726094917YES SAAR, IT AM WORST THAN ALL OTHER NINTENDO GAMESING! Please do the needful and STOP THE FUCKING BASTARD BITCH FROM EVIL NINTENDO! Thank you COME AGAIN!
>>726095119*off voices
>>726089445She wasn't at Retro long enough to have written any dialogue.
>>726091646Jesus fucking christ.
>>726095070>better morph ball sections>better bosses>better mood>Space Pirate theme isn't obnoxious in MP2, unlike MP1>you aren't forced to fight Dark Pirates, unlike Chozo Ghosts
>obvious joke npc>the entirety of the internet misses the joke and acts as if he personally caused 9/11 or something>he's not even going to be a prominent character for more than an hour topsyou're all fucking idiots.
I still can't believe this faggot alone completely ruined metroid prime 4's chances. Win?
>>726095075>Cool lies. We've only seen the intro to the first major area, period.Nope, there are late game screenshots of him and the other GF soldiers tagging along with Samus, not only in cutscenes but in gameplay. Why lie?>Again, you haven't played any game in this series.How about I timestamp my Prime Trilogy tin case and you leap into traffic you dumb fucking ape nigger? >because you and the retards paying you hate the asshat parent company of the series.That's what this is really about. You're a console warrior and this is a religious issue for you. Well no, I don't hate Nintendo. I still don't, because I can only assume this is the fault of the golem niggers in Austin who made this shit. But we both know you're just going to say I'm lying and I just hate Nintendo, so why am I wasting my time?>Even in fucking Echoes you have NPCs talking to you throughout the gameNigger THIS IS NOT ABOUT OTHER CHARACTERS EXISTING AT ALL. THIS IS ABOUT A YAPPY KIKE RAT FOLLOWING YOU AROUND AND QUIPPING AND TELLING YOU TO DO SHIT INSTEAD OF IT BEING A FUCKING METROID GAME.>You're a phony sack of shitTell you what, I'm gonna go timestamp my Prime Trilogy tin case, and you're going to kill yourself because you have never played a Metroid game in your life and you're here on a religious mission. Nobody who has ever loved Metroid for being Metroid can defend this, because it is antithetical to Metroid at its core.
>>726094875>People aren't upset because characters other than Samus existYes, that is SPECIFICALLY what is being complained about. See >>726087176. The hate is literally over shit that isn't even fucking real. This brianless anti-faggot says >>726094749>Not only have we already seen that this faggot and his buddies are with you the whole gameImplying not only that he's seen anytghing beyond the first hour, but that ALL the NPC companions are bad. YOU. ARE. A. LIAR.>they're upset because MacKenzie is yet more FUCKING CRINGE self-deprecating meta humor from unfunny office worker faggots.Who tags along for 1% of the game as a whole and is treated as annoying by the player character. Get a fucking clue, nigger, then get new material.
>>726087176>Alrighty thenFuck me, he even sounds like Claptrap too
I'd be so pissed if I still cared about Metroid Prime
>>726095447>Yes, that is SPECIFICALLY what is being complained aboutSo you're saying that MCU-tier jokes about cubicle office culture are the same as political conspiracy in Metroid Fusion? What a stupid cunt, lol.
Guy is obviously the developers taking a shit over yellow paint.
>>726087176I owe Claptrap an apology
>>726087176No way this is real.It's edited, right?
>>726087176Metroidfags humiliation ritual
>>726087176I don't have a puking reaction image strong enough for this. It's even worse than fucking forspoken.
>>726085337>spam quotes from an article from a little bumfuck who website>spam a character who's clearly not even going to be that prominentI fucking swear. Every time Nintendo reports that the switch 2 is still selling amazing, you fuckers get even more deranged. Literally no one is convinced by your bullshit. You're clearly not swaying the minds of the general public with this nonsense. The Switch 2 is still selling well no matter how much you guys fart and shit your pants
>>726095447>Yes, that is SPECIFICALLY what is being complained about.No it's not, you retarded nigger ape. People are complaining about how this specific character acts and the fact that he doesn't shut the fuck up or stop quipping. It's fucking obnoxious. Nobody has ever, ever complained about other characters in general. You can not point out a post that does. End your life. Stick a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger. You do not play Metroid, you do not care about Metroid. You care about defending the latest product.
>>726095632>It's fucking obnoxious.Why are you acting like you've already played the game?
>>726087505>slowly
>>726095668Why are you acting like we haven't seen footage? Kill yourself.
>>726087683It did make 100M the first year.
>>726087176WHYdid they write the script in 2011 and just kept it unchanged ever since?
They're gonna make all the male companions retard and Samus will be ship teased with the female trooper who's the only competent one in the group aren't they
>i love metroid and that's why i'm in total support of undermining the entire point of metroidWho do these niggers think they're fooling?
>>726085337Metroid Prime 4 is the fifth strand type game.
>>726095707Because tutorial footage from the start is not indictive of the entire game you disengenious faggot. Hell, even the frigate orpheon in prime 1 is kind of a slog
>>726095615>at least he's not that prominentShouldn't be in a Metroid game to begin with. Why can't you understand that Metroid fans want a Metroid game?
>>726085337>tutorial guy in the first 2-3 hours only>then hes goneno one will care as it will only be in the first 1~2% of the games playtime, the only people whining will be >journos who review games they dont even play to completion>people who browse /v/ dailyThe issue is more that hes going to be there on replays, and that he exists at all, but its not a big deal. its like any other game where 1% of it has some shit part, at least its over and done with very quickly then he fucks off for 70% of the game, comes back for his le heckin hero moment, then fucks off again.
>>726095831>Hell, even the frigate orpheon in prime 1 is kind of a slogDoes it have any MCU lines?>then hes goneLiar.
>>726095793>>726095841If having side characters is what makes you go from loving a metroid gaming to seething endlessly about it on the internet, then you must really hate everything else about the franchise
>>726095902>If having side charactersDisingenuous faggot. Metroid Fusion has side characters, but it's a beloved game because said characters didn't have Marvel writing. This is so, SO easy to understand that I want you to prove that you are not trolling before I reply to you again.
>>726095898the point is that the tutorial is not indicative of the entire game. Good fucking lord you are insufferable.
>>726095831>Because tutorial footage from the startDid you know tutorials exist in other Metroid games without having a kike babble in your ear for two hours? Of course you don't. You've never played one. Didn't get gamecubes in Delhi, Sanjay?>Hell, even the frigate orpheon in prime 1 is kind of a slogI'll wait for you to go find me the footage of the Frigate Orpheon segment where a retarded faggot is blabbering in your ear. Or anyone is talking to you at all, for that matter.
I am unhappy to announce that my Prime rankings will likely remain in ascending numerical order.1>2>3>4I was really hoping 3 would stay in last place. Maybe I'll be surprised.
>>726095950>tutorial is not indicative of the entire gameHe's present outside of the opening chapters, since he shows up at the endgame with the other (undoubtedly Marvel-infused) companions you meet: >>726095898
>>726095852Metroid games are only 8~10 hours longSaying he's "only in the first 2~3 hours" isn't a defense.
>>726095902>If having side charactersWhy are you still pretending this is what anyone is complaining about, ape nigger?>>726095950>dude you can't just assume the first two hours of the game are indicative of what's to come later>dude just because he's still there doesn't mean he's still thereKill yourself, ape nigger. Die. Kill yourself.
>>726087176>americans will get wildly defensive, insecure, and angry when you criticise them or their games>this is what they add to gamingyeah im thinking unironically ban american made/worked on games from the world.
>Erm.... When I took this job I just needed to pay my rent and pay off my student debt... I DIDN'T EXPECT ALL OF THIS! I sure hope my medical insurance covers this. My premiums are about to go through the roof Samus. Oof.
Jesus Christ, tendies will defend anything
How did they make such a retarded mistake? Seriously, these people made Metroid Prime 1. And they fucking remade that game recently. They knew what this franchise is about. How the fuck was this allowed to happen?
>>726095831>>726095852>>726095950>I-IT'S JUST THE TUTORIAL kill yourselves marketing shills
>>726096017>Why are you still pretending this is what anyone is complaining about, ape nigger?Because it's the strawman he depends on to tribalistically defend [BRAND].
>>726095949>it's a beloved gameIt's a beloved game because it was the first metroid title for the children who post hereFusion was universally considered to be completely skippable (alongside Hunters) until Other M came out and fucked up the franchise completely.
>>726095898I like the armour, very Mjolnir-variant-esque
>>726096059>Seriously, these people made Metroid Prime 1.No they aren't. It's the same studio but not the same people. Metroid Prime was over 20 years ago dude.
>>726095949My point still stands. If having a single side character who's not even going to be the focus of the game is enough to ruin metroid entirely for you, then you must really hate everything else about metroid. How can this one minor thing be THIS much of a deal breaker. There is a massive fucking difference between "this is kind of annoying" and OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU GUYS THEY RUINED METROID IM GOING TO SHITPOST 24/7 ABOUT HOW MUCH THEY RUINED METROID.
>>726096096Decent bait; I replied.
>>726085337>We need more white male representation in video games!A finger on the monkey's paw curls.
>>726096015not this one, and if youre going to say>b-but on repeat playthroughs you will be fasteron repeat playthroughs, this 1-2 hour tutorial will be 20 mins, anon. its only 1-2 hours of him because players are slooooowly walking through it.>>726096061it is LITERALLY just the tutorial, still bad, hes still annoying and clearly here for the nu skibidi generation, but hes only here for a fraction of the play time and then one later area.
>>726096116>who's not even going to be the focus of the gameWRONG NIGGER >>726096061>How can this one minor thing be THIS much of a deal breaker.BECAUSE IT'S NOT A MINOR FUCKING THING, IT UNDERMINES THE ENTIRE DRAW OF METROID
>>726096061Being prominent in the tutorial and being present in the rest of the game are not the same thing. It's fucking hilarious how much of a deal breaker you guys are pretending like this is. In fact it's kind of fucking weird
>>726095420>they're in other cutscenes!No shit, jackass. They aren't commenting past the first section each is in.>How about I timestamp my Prime Trilogy tin case and you leap into traffic you dumb fucking ape nigger?You can't and won't, faggot.>Well no, I don't hate NintendoYou sure do.>THIS IS NOT ABOUT OTHER CHARACTERS EXISTING AT ALLExcept you said IN THIS SAME POST>and the other GF soldiers tagging along with Samus>the other GF soldiers>otherIt is 100% entirely about other NPCs existing. The only golem here is you, guess you forgot to double check your programming script.>AND TELLING YOU TO DO SHIT INSTEADIt's in other games in the series already.>>726095420>Tell you what, I'm gonna go timestamp my Prime Trilogy tin case, and you're going to kill yourself because you have never played a Metroid game in your lifeI'll do you one better.
>>726096132Fusion was the poster-child for the enshittification of video games by taking control and agency away from the player and stapling guardrails and map markers onto everything. The only people praising it at the time were retards who hadn't played other Metroid titles before that point.
>>726096181Lmao that doesn't mean he's the focus you fucking retard. Holy shit you guys are going full on deranged about this. I don't know if I've ever seen you go this fucking mental before. Get help. Seriously.
>>726096116>who's not even going to be the focus of the gameIf he's the focus of several hours of gameplay, then yes, that is enough for me to stop playing the game (or rather, not buy it to begin with).>How can this one minor thing be THIS much of a deal breakerBecause they've signalled in the LAST MINUTE that I'm not the target audience? Why should I reward them for spending 8 years communicating to me that the game was made for me, intentionally hiding this character from the promotional materials, only to pull the rug out from under me and tell me "This game is made for MCU-loving faggots"? They told me I'm not the target audience, and I will trust them on that.
>>726090385So....win?
>>726095632>fat filthy kike handsLMAO. And that's nice. Having a lesser collection bought at full price shows you're a retard. I win, see >>726096205
I am now very glad that I never got around to these games.
>>726087176It wasn't supposed to be a writing guide...
>>726096265>If he's the focus of several hours of gameplayGood thing he isn't.
>>726096251>Lmao that doesn't mean he's the focusIf he kills the replay value of the game (EXTREMELY IMPORTANT FOR METROID), then yeah, he DOES become the focus.
>>726096305play prime 1, it's a fluke masterpiece prime 2 is tedious dogshit and prime 3 is just kind of mediocre
>>726096265I refuse to believe anyone can act this retarteded and stilll be arguing in good faith. The game has been in the dark for 8 years. That's not a fucking rugpull you deranged retard
>>726096017You are literally bitching about all the characters, and bave been doing so all thread.
>>726090385It's so fucking over
>>726096343>IF SPEEDRUNNERS ARE GOING TO HATE HIM THEN ITS THE FOCUS OF THE ENTIRE GAMELmao this is some of the dumbest shit I've read all weak. Kys speedrunner tranny
Even if this fag were only around for 3 seconds over 1-2 hours, people thinking it's not indicative of the rest of the game are huffing insane copium.
>>726096345>prime 2 is tedious dogshitThis is how you know this faggot isn't genuine. Prime 2 is the best by a long shot.
>>726096341>Good thing he isn't.He accompanies you as you explore the very first planet in the game, you stupid cunt.>>726096347>The game has been in the dark for 8 yearsWe first saw gameplay a year and a half ago, and ever since then, all of the footage we've seen has been cherrypicked content that intentionally misled us into believing this would be another Metroid game that you can take seriously. Give me one good reason why the existence of this character was not known of until the review copies were sent out.
>>726096274Holy shit
>>726096017Damn, you seem upset. Get so fucking help dude. Your dumbass delusions aren't convincing anyone
>>726096205>they're in other cutscenes!Nope. In gameplay too.>They aren't commenting past the first section each is in.The screenshot are late game.>You sure do.See? You're just a brand loyalist. This is your religion. You can't actually interact with what's in front of you, you have to make shit up to justify your insanity.>You can't and won't, faggot.Why even include this in your reply that came several minutes after I did it, you retarded ape nigger? Is formatting on your Obama phone that hard?>It is 100% entirely about other NPCs existing.No nigger, it's about other NPCs tagging along with Samus in the gameplay. And again, the annoying retard is still there. The entire time. He never leaves, he will never leave, because this game is about Samus gathering that faggot fucking squad together. This is not a Metroid game.>It's in other games in the series already.No, in other games a character might give you an objective and then you won't talk to them for hours while you go on and do your own thing. Myles is there with you, commenting on everything, telling you how to fight, telling you what to go check out. And we've also seen the nigger character doing the same thing, by the way.>I'll do you one better.Wow, they provided you with props, that's more effort than I expected but I guess they need to pull out all the stops considering the blowback, huh?>>726096286>kike handsWhite skin is a mystery to you, huh Sanjay?
>>726096434>if you play the game more than once, you are a speedrunnerWhat a fucking stupid cunt. Do you even like games if you don't think they're worth revisiting?
>>726096459prime 2 FUCKING sucks holy shit kill yourselfit's the most tedious game I've ever playedprime 1 is my favorite game ever and I couldn't even stomach finishing 2
>>726087176Holy fuck you niggers are retarded. It's fake
>>726096467>intentionally misled us into believingSchizobabble nonsense. You are fucking retarded, there's no other way around it
>>726096556>Schizobabble nonsenseOkay, if it's not schizobabble, then surely you have a rational, mentally-sound explanation for why this character's existence was not made known until the review copies were sent out.
>>726096523Yes, and I've replayed a million games with bland tutorials. That doesn't ruin the whole experience. If a bad tutorial is enough to kill your desire to replay a game, how much do YOU even like the games?
THE ENTIRE GAMEPLAY LOOP OF PRIME 4 IS ESCORTING NPCS IN EACH AREA THAT GAME OVER YOU IF THEY DIE AND CONSTANTLY QUIP OBVIOUS BULLSHIT AT YOU DURING GAMEPLAY >b-but it's just the tutoIT'S THE WHOLE FUCKING GAMETHEWHOLE GAME
>>726096251>Lmao that doesn't mean he's the focus you fucking retard.Yes it does. The focus of this game is on gathering the GF troopers and moving through the game with them at your side. >>726096498What delusions, nigger? Everything I'm pointing at is in the previews. It's all there. And yeah I'm fucking upset. I'm unbelievably fucking upset. I'm livid. Super Metroid was the first game I ever played. I love this series. I've waited for this game for so fucking long. I was ready to go buy a Switch 2 for it this week. And then they fucking raped me. Yeah I'M A LITTLE FUCKING UPSET YOU RETARED APE NIGGER KILL YOURSELF FOR DEFENDING WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO MY FUCKING FRANCHISE
>>726096591if it's schizobabble*
>>726087176What the fuck is Nintendo smoking. Goddammit I fucking hate modern Nintendo so much it's unreal. If you can't even hack together anything good just don't make it at all, don't defile a corpse.
>>726096591Because they didn't want to blow their load all at once? What, do you think they're ashamed about them and wanted to hide them from the general public? Revealing new info bit by bit is how most nintendo games are marketting you dumb retard. What, do you think they hid pauline from the early marketing of banaza just because they were ashamed of her inclusion?
>>726096629You don't play video games, snoy.
>>726096629>The focus of this game is on gathering the GF troopers and moving through the game with them at your side.Lmao now you're just making shit up
>>726096205 here. I forgot I kept Other M. It was tucked under my Prime 3 instruction manual.>>726096467>He accompanies you as you explore the very first planet in the game, you stupid cuntThere's only one known planet in the game, you stupid cunt. He is there for the first section of the first area. That's it. Since you're pretending you played Prime 1, he's there for the entrance of the Cjozo Ruins to about the War Wasp boss.>>726096501>Wow, they provided you with propsNigger, you still have the sticker on the fucking case. You haven't played any part of the game you posted a picture of. Not bothering with the rest of your post filled with cope and outright lies. I have played all the games I posted multiple times. You don't even know the fucking basics about the games you're failing to discuss. Blow my ass, jewboy.
>>726096782RETARD>>726096614>>726096061
>>726096727>Because they didn't want to blow their load all at once?Blowing a load? More like taking a shit.>What, do you think they're ashamed about them and wanted to hide them from the general public?Why else did their marketing specifically convey the idea that Samus would be alone and that there would be no Marvel dialog in this game?>What, do you think they hid pauline from the early marketing of banaza just because they were ashamed of her inclusion?Are you seriously comparing the writing style of Donkey Kong to a military shooter that's meant to be moody?
Notice how it says Federation Trooper and not their name? You'll be babysitting them the whole time and you WILL defend it like the good drone you are
>>726096591If they were "ashamed" of the characters, why did they make them the focus of the most recent and most detailed trailer? Come on, Ranjeesh, let's hear it.
>>726096629This has to be bait. Having a mental breakdown because a metroid trailer has an npc you don't like just makes you look deranged. If you were just showing a health level of concern about the game or some shit you'd be normal. But THIS? This feels like I'm witnessing the birth of a full on schizo
>>726096895The game is coming out imminently; they've already secured their pre-orders from loyal fans, and are now using the time remaining to market the game towards MCU faggots.
>>726096880Holy fucking strawman. I'm talking about the marketting you fucking imbecile. I can't tell if you believe have the shit you're saying. That's how fucking deranged you sound
>>726096782See >>726096614See >>726096061KILL YOURSELF YOU SHILL NIGGER PIECE OF SHIT >>726096808>Nigger, you still have the sticker on the fucking case.Yeah because I play video games, I don't collect them.>I have played all the games I posted multiple times. You haven't.>You don't even know the fucking basics about the games you're failing to discuss.Nigger you're the one trying to claim Echoes has a kike fairy floating over your shoulder telling you that you should go to the fucking save point. You're the one trying to pretend Dread has a nigger ape behind you telling you to use the ice beam to slow enemies down. I don't know the fucking basics? You don't even know what a Metroid game is. You have no idea why people love this series. You're an ape nigger shill doing your religious duty to defend [BRAND]. There's no way you actually like Metroid, because if you did there's no way you could look at this and think it's faithful to the series, or what anyone wants from this series. You're just a dishonest ape nigger kike rat who needs to leap into traffic because you only make the world around you worse by existing.>>726096907>HUUUHUHH WAHAAATTTT???? UNC GOOFIN, AINT NO WAY ANYONE REALLY CARE....KILL YOURSELF NIGGER I MEAN THAT. KILL YOURSELF. DIE. YES I AM FUCKING MAD BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE METROID AND I'M SICK OF EVERYTHING GETTING WORSE AND WORSE AND I'M SICK OF BEING RAPED BY YOU FUCKING KIKE NIGGER RATS, PRAY TO GOD I NEVER FIND YOU
>>726096880>Are you seriously comparing the writing style ofOoooh, I see. You have the reading comprehension and critical thinking ability of a grade-schooler. We've been making fun of the mentally handicapped this whole time. I'm sorry, Fatso, didn't mean to hurt your little feelings.
>>726096979Why else did their marketing specifically convey the idea that Samus would be alone and that there would be no Marvel dialog in this game? Answer the question.>I'm talking about the marketting you fucking imbecileAnd you don't think a sci-fi milshooter might in any way be marketed differently?
>>726085337>>726086160based CHADcelhttps://streamable.com/q0gq6y
>>726096629>WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO MY FUCKING FRANCHISELmao step away from the computer kiddo. You have some serious problems. "You're" franchise my ass
>>726097036Because the previous marketting was just being vague? It's not like they specifically said "samus is all alone" or some shit. You're seriously fucking retarded if you think this was an intentional bait and switch
the game would be better, cheaper and come out sooner without any NPCs, why do they go out of their way to make it worse
>it's kind of weird you guys are focusing on this>it's not important>you're just deranged>you just hate nintendoSome odd woman-arguing going on here from NIDF.
>>726097008Damn, you need some serious fucking help. You're having a mental breakdown over a fucking NPC in a game that's not even put yet
>>726085337Why is are his nose and teeth so fucking big? Guarantee one of those Jewish liberal "AAA" developers they hired came up with this quipping character as a self insert.
>>726097008>t.
>>726086703You should get it anyway. Recent years have taught me to never ever believe the prevailing narrative on here. If /v/ says a game is shit, it will probably be super fun. Even if it isn't perfect, but then basically no game is.
>>726086151Voice acting was a mistake for Nintendo, ever since Zelda started having voice acting it turned way more weeb and cringey.
>>726097134>Because the previous marketting was just being vague?There is nothing vague about exclusively showing footage for 1.5 years where Samus is by herself. There is nothing vague about at no point showing any of the Marvel dialog. Show me any Marvel dialog in this raw gameplay from last year: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMAgmdR8jwUWhile you're at it, show me any Marvel dialog in the bike trailer as well:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJNCNswbdG0
>>726096629Every Metroid Prime was like this. It's nothing new and you're not going back to 2D, bubba. Maybe you're too old to play games obviously made for teens?
>>726097276If it makes you feel any better I agree with this sentiment wholeheartedly.
>>726097276Your next line is "YOU HAVE ALREADY CHOSEN YOUR PITIFUL END.".
>>726097167Yeah, it's a contradiction. If it truly didn't matter, then they'd be happy to hand their opponents a monopoly over the conversation. That they DO have a stake in the conversation is an admission that it does in fact matter, but know their arguments are too weak to compel anybody; hence they resort to gaslighting tactics instead.
>>726097276Lmao dude do you not realize that all you're doing is making yourself look EXTREMELY mentally unstable? Why would anyone want to take you seriously if you're just going to spaz out like this?
>>726087929>"ok I fell for bait but the fact that the bait was convincing is the problem!"Neck yourself
>>726097008>nigger nigger ape ape kike kike rat!>I'm mentally sound!>look at me not having played any of the games we're discussing! There were no NPCs in Prime 2!You haven't played any of these games. I'm willing to bet money you simply stole the case and haven't touched any of the games on the disc, if you even have that. Sorry, fatass, you're making a mockery of yourself. I have the games I've been discussing. You don't even know shit about Prime 2, which you lied about being your favorite. Those images you keep posting don't show Myles constantly talking in your ears, they just show that characters in the game are, indeed, in the game. Look, here's U-Mos and the gang (these are characters from Prime 2, you see. Give it a play some time, if you can handle the NPCs talking to you) at the end of the game. GUESS THEY'RE CHATTING IN YOUR EAR THE WHOLE TIME, HURR HURR!
>>726085463If the helmet was always over his face maybe. Seriously, why make him so ugly?
>>726097398Not really, that's a pretty common sentiment in these parts.
>>726097398He's just the Brazilian glowie who lashes out at everyone in Famitsu threads.
>>726097398He's been having a continuous caps lock tard rage for 3+ hours now: >>726087836What's the bet: paid shill, or psychotic tendie?
>>726097398>uhhhhh weird much??Why the fuck would I care about looking normal, you stupid normalnigger ape? Huh?? I don't care about being normal, I care about VIDEO GAMES WHICH IS WHY I'M ON 4CHAN /V/ AND NOT ON YOUR FAGGOT TRANNY DISCORD SERVER
>>726097276Just kill yourself and it will go away. And even better than that, YOU will go away from everyone else.
>>726097167Do you honestly believe that having an npc that you find annoying being in a game for an unknown amount of time is worth having THIS much of a feakout over? Do you not see how deranged this guy is being?
>>726097427>the fact that the bait was convincing is the problemYes??? The bait wouldn't be convincing if the game itself lacked that exact writing style.
>>726097391Caring about the conversation is not the same thing as caring about the npc in the game you disengenious faggot
>>726097276>EVERYTHING AROUND ME JUST GETS WORSE AND WORSE FOREVERThat's a (You) problem. This year has been the best in ages for games. You simply have a mental issue that you need either therapy or pills for. Or a noose, I suppose.
>>726097432>There were no NPCs in Prime 2!Oh are you back to lying about what was actually said because you have no argument otherwise?>GUESS THEY'RE CHATTING IN YOUR EAR THE WHOLE TIME, HURR HURR!No they aren't, which was the point, Sanjay. Here, let my copypaste my post again so you can actually attempt to read it this time. Don't feel afraid to ask chatgpt for help processing it!Nigger you're the one trying to claim Echoes has a kike fairy floating over your shoulder telling you that you should go to the fucking save point. You're the one trying to pretend Dread has a nigger ape behind you telling you to use the ice beam to slow enemies down. I don't know the fucking basics? You don't even know what a Metroid game is. You have no idea why people love this series. You're an ape nigger shill doing your religious duty to defend [BRAND]. There's no way you actually like Metroid, because if you did there's no way you could look at this and think it's faithful to the series, or what anyone wants from this series. You're just a dishonest ape nigger kike rat who needs to leap into traffic because you only make the world around you worse by existing.
>>726097276Well that just happened...
>>726097596Except for Nintendo where shit sucks.
>>726097545But it isn't even slightly convincing.
>>726097595What the fuck does that even mean? English, motherfucker, do you speak it?>>726097651>But it isn't even slightly convincing.Look at all the replies, kek
>>726097276I'd rather listen to myles quip than have to read one of your sorry ass posts again
>>726085337Its going to be amusing when this turns out to be a total fucking nothingburger when the game actually comes out despite all you retards spending 12+ hours a day screeching about it for 2 weeks
>>726097465>tendie
>>726097692Of course you would because you're a golem who needs his soma.
>>726097638Nah, Nintendo has been doing very well. Mario Kart is great, Bananza is the best 3D platformer they've ever made, Pokemon is surprisingly decent, Air Ride is looking amazing, and Prime 4 is looking great.
>>726097686>What the fuck does that even mean? English, motherfucker, do you speak it?Retard. You're saying people responding to shitpostin faggots is somehow and admission t
>>726097692That must be the shill's intention. A truly genius psyop!
>>726097276Did you just... Tell them to kill themselves... With your freaking mind?! Yeah, that's what you do now.
>>726086708sauce?
>>726088234Is him flapping around like a retard when he sees samus fake too? What is his actual dialogue there?
>>726086703>>726088870>it's my favorite Nintendo IP but I won't play it just because it has an annoying NPC and I don't like the motorcycle segments that will probably take up 5% of the playtime. I'm not much of a Metroid fan and don't like these aspects but you niggers are so fucking dramatic, it's not like they overhauled the core gameplay of the entire game and made it shit. Why are people on here such extremists? The majority of a game could be fine but if one aspect of it is bad they hate the whole thing. It's retarded.
>>726085337what race is that meant to be? look kind of chinky but not completely. a hapa?
>>726097743>Bananza is the best 3D platformer they've ever madeLOL all you do is just punch walls.
>>726097743Have a shred of shame.
>>726097803That's you, chud.
>>726097820HE JUST OUTED HIMSELF AS ONE OF THE SNOY SCHIZOS.I BURN SPIRITUAL FIRE ON YOU.
>>726097617>Nigger you're the one trying to claim Echoes has a kike fairy floating over your shoulder telling you that you should go to the fucking save point. You're the one trying to pretend Dread has a nigger ape behind you telling you to use the ice beam to slow enemies down.I saw you posted that drivel, you rancid, mentally unstable fatass. It's just strawman nonsense nobody so I didn't address it. Consider shotgun therapy to the temple, Chunks.
>>726097791>it's my favorite Nintendo IP but I won't play it because they have clearly communicated to me that I am not the target audienceftfy
>>726087253Anyone but normalfags could see Forspoken's fundamental gameplay was going to be shit the moment it was revealed.
>>726097890Right on cue.
>>726087253It somehow manages to have dialogue even worse than that.
>>726097820No, that's all the guy did in the webm you posted.>>726097840You forgot your capslock, pajeet.
>>726097791Yeah I think this is the core issue here. If people were just saying "well, this seems kind of annoying", I don't think people would care much. There's probably plenty that would agree. But the level of derangement we've seen during the past few days is wild. I can't tell if these people are actually this spastic or if it's all a bunch of concern trolling. Maybe it's a bit of both.
>>726097507I can see how it would be the last thread on a very thin rope, yesEither way that's completely independent of your weak attempts at manipulation and social shaming on an anonymous imageboard
>>726097979Maybe you shouldn't break 4chan's ToS and get away with it.Then I wouldn't be so angry at your stupid opinions.
>>726097990See? Shit like this is right out of the NDS playbook. Same as claiming that Pokémon characters look worse than Concord's characters. Just lie, exaggerate l, and pretend to be "an old fan whose just a disappointed chungus" like lardass here >>726097617, and call it a day until the next thread.
>>726087176tendiesisters...........that's us :)
>>726098041>last thread on a very thin rope,That sounds like someone who thinks metroid games are a 6/10 at best. I genuinely don't see how this could ever be this much of a deal breaker to anyone. Especially considering the games not out yet and we don't even really know for sure how prominent the guy will be.
>Gender swap him into a nerdy woman.There, I saved the game for you chudies.
>>726087176>Most of the retarded zoomers and 3rd worlders on here think this is real, when it's just a youtuber who does funny anime dub voices over TV showsHe should be flattered. And to think normalfags still believe 4chan is full of elite hackers who do heckin awesome trolls.
>>726098089>>See? Shit like this is right out of the NDS playbookShut the fuck up, retard. The only ones with NDS are you morons defending this.
>>726098153we'd still hate xer and it'd most likely either be or look like a tranny anyway.
>>726098153>not anthrokys
>>726086678those sloptubers react like that when they see a cringe dude on metroid but they act normally when they see a troon and pronouns in the game, can't take them seriously
>>726096727>paulineShe was on the front cover the moment the game was announced (as opposed to revealed weeks before the 8 year development ended), check this thread from April: https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/707562191/#707562191Also, who gives a shit about Pauline? It's Donkey Kong.
Lmao did the mods ban him? The post is gone
>>726098032It's 100% trolling. These people don't play the games. Shit, I posted every Metroid since Super, (well, I left out my copy of Prime Pinball and my digital copies of fed force and the trilogy collection) and got told I wasn't a fan. It's just whatever non-sequitur they can come up with while they stick to the script.
>>726098125I burn spiritual fire on you.
Rooting for my boy Sylux to liquidate these feddies. TFD.
>>726098137>That sounds like someone who thinks metroid games are a 6/10 at best.And that's what's important? I guess it's a good thing you're a better fan than him
>>726098183Don't post using words and terms you don't know the meaning of, fat boy.
>>726097997You're the on eating shit here, dude.
>>726098279He's the one claiming to love the franchise, retard
>>726088721the difference is in Prime 4 it's not even remotely funny unless your mind just snaps and you start laughing at the abyss
>>726098287Nintendo has made you completely deranged. You have NDS, you're just too stupid to realize it.
>>726098295>You're the on eating shitOh, I'm the "on", am I? What am I on, Ranjeesh? Should I do the needful? Lmao, this is sad.
>>726085337
>>726098368Yeah, you are, shit eater. If not outright poojeet, you are a poojeet in spirit.
Lmao look at how much the thread slowed down after he got banned
>>726087176who thought this was a good idea? the game would be a hundred times better without a retard yapping in your year.
>>726098367Damn, I better get rid of my PC rig and all those Playstation consoles and games, since I'm just a Nintendo zealot, huh? You're niggardly ass doesn't even play Metroid, you have NO ground in this discussion. Begone.
>>726098335And I'm saying independent of that that I don't careThis shit isn't acceptable in any game, metroid or not
>>726098398Given previous games and how humans, pirates etc. tend to act, Samus is always the smartest person in the room.
>>726098443Did he get banned?I think he's still here, and his post just got deleted.
>>726098443>>726098495Who got banned?
>>726089526why manwhy, they treat this franchise like shit and then they do this
>>726098495Considering the lack of "kill yourselfs" and all caps spamming, yeah.
>>726098443How quickly one is turned on by their own for daring to not completely mindlessly adhere to the hivemind.
>>726098398Someone really made this meme to defend Myles.
>>726098564I still see some of his posts here.
>They were told to remake the game before because it wasn't up to standards back in 2019>for this>>726098153why didn't they at least keep his helmet on instead of showing his highly detailed ugly face? why didn't they at least make him better looking? could have made for good shipping bait with Samus mommying himbut as it is, who is this for?
>>726098462>moving the goalpostsYeah yeah, whatever faggot
>>726098459>since I'm just a Nintendo zealot, huh?You're licking their ass, so yes.
>>726098608I accept your concession at least but you could have given it with more grace
>>726098570Lmao did you not see him have a total mental breakdown? Miss me with that shit
>>726098418What am I on, Tarkesh? You still haven't told me. Here's some dialogue you might understand:>saar, please do the needful and redeem the english language!
>>726098624And you are worshipping Trump.Nintendo won.
>>726096629You did nothing wrong, fuck Prime 4 and reddit writing.
>>726098679You're huffing shit.
>>726098598Getting banned doesn't automatically nuke every post you've made. Pretty sure they just delete the offending posts
>>726098694When are you going to turn on your tripcode, Mr. OnlyDoesEverything?
>>726087176They really turned Metroid into Borderlands.
>>726098703But he's still here.
>>726085463It's just Fed armor with a safety harness and armored goggles for whatever reason.
>>726098624>playing videogames is "licking ass"Only in your mind, homo.>>726096629>MY FUCKING FRANCHISEYou've clearly never played a Metroid game, it's pretty obvious.
>>726098784The faggot still shitposting is clearly not the same person. Not every faggot who posts something negative about Nintendo is automatically the same person. You need to get a better schizo detector, my dude
>>726098698No, Amit, only your people eat and huff shit. Learn English before posting here, if you could.
>>726087176For all those Anons who say this is fake - surely you can post the original version without the "AI voiceover" if that's the case?
Honestly I'm just kind of speechless, how out of touch can you be?
>>726098871How many snoy schizos are there besides M-word, Eric, and Sealion?
Watching fags desperately try to defend this is a riot. You retards only hurt yourselves.
>>726088202>I'm expecting whistleblowing from employees laterNintendo isn't Boeing, anon.
>>726098959>playing a good game will hurtI can see why you've never done it, if that's what you think.
>>726088234Least unhinged tendie man child
>>726099170Why are you replying to yourself?
>>726098658Sounded to me like he actually cared about the game, not just a corporation, and had the integrity to not have a total mental breakdown in defense of Nintendo like some other anons here.
>>726099258You are him.
>>726099296I am also Eric, acfag, and your father. You are my biggest regret.
>>726099258>and had the integrity to not have a total mental breakdownYou can still see half of your - oh, sorry - HIS mental breakdown earlier.
>>726086703>stranded on a planet with no shipTHATS LITERALLY THE FUCKING PREMISE OF THE FUCKING GAME DOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING RETARD
>>726099346you mean like?>>726088234
>>726085337It'll still sell a bajillion copies because Nintendo babies have 0 taste.
>>726099385More like >>726097008
>>726090385ok
>>726089441Why cant any game do deserts right?
>>726099393Metroid was a niche series and seems it will remain so.Samus back to being a SSB slut~
>>726098089It's worse. I don't want it to be, but it is.
>>726092525>that picThey HAD to have known
>>726098216That just says how bad it is.
>>726099715At this point I don't know if Nintendo knows anything anymore.
Watch him win the Samusbowl.
mindbroken
>>726099856CHAD-SUKE
>>726098891Here you go, dumbasshttps://youtu.be/192PgwSmU6AHe still talks WAY too much but it's nowhere near as bad in that video because that video is a deliberate shitpost parody
>>726100046>it's nowhere near as bad in that videoIt is, it really is. The lines are different but the style and frequency are the same.
>>726100180>but the style and frequency are the same.No? The parody video inserts like a dozen more lines that don't exist at all in any of the footage we've seen and half of them are barely modified Forspoken quotes.I'm not saying he's well written in the actual game by any stretch of the imagination, but that catbox video is deliberately way fucking worse because that's the entire joke.
>>726100046>start video>it's immediately exactly like the catboxCool.
>>726100275>that don't exist at allSure, but the lines that do exist are everywhere (even an IGN writer got fed up with them) and are all MCU cringe.
>>726100359Yeah, because the very start of the catbox video is unaltered before the edited lines come in.Do you have actual unironic autism?
>>726087176holy FUCK. I thought the memes were exaggerated, if any thing they undersold how retarded this is
>>726100483that's one of the memes dumbass
>>726100418>>726100275>>726100046ya cope
Shillup hates Miles
>>726100418You are literally retarded and in massive denial. Don't try to project your autism in an attempt to huff copium.
>>726100514Nigger, what cope? >>726098891 asked for proof that the catbox video wasn't the real dialog, and I delivered. I never said the real dialog was good. It's still abhorrent dogshit that doesn't belong in a Metroid game, it's just not as blatantly ridiculous as that catbox video.
She killed billions
>>726100516>even the wokiest centrist hates (((miles)))it's OGRE
>>726100613The hell you did, all you did was post a video with the exact bullshit everyone is mocking/pissed about. Even the blue muppet Nintendo diehard is more grounded in reality than you are.
>>726087176Yea that's a pirate from me dog
>>726100778>The hell you did, all you did was post a video with the exact bullshit everyone is mocking/pissed aboutAlmost EVERY SINGLE LINE in the catbox video doesn't exist in any of the actual gameplay footage we have. You asked for proof that the video was an edit, and you got it. Quit being an obstinate retard.
>>726087176i know this is ai but i wouldn't be surprised if it was real
>>726100884Because it's not like people haven't gotten their hands on it already and complained about it. But if you want to plug your ears and scream, go right ahead.
>>726100996>Because it's not like people haven't gotten their hands on it already and complained about it.What the fuck does that have to do with what I'm saying you braindead nigger? I'm not saying that the character isn't obnoxious as fuck. I'm not saying his dialog doesn't suck ass. I'm telling you, WITH PROOF, that the catbox video is a JOKE VIDEO, because you ASKED FOR IT.
>>726101082>you ASKED FOR IT.No I didn't, meds.
>>726101082>the catbox video is a JOKE VIDEOA joke that passes for the real deal since the actual game is so cringe
>>726087176HOLY FUCK
>>726085337Gonna look forward to all the porn of him and Samus going at it raw.Samus on top of coursehelmets on
>>726085337Nilered?
>>726089867Put Oatchi in that pic.
>>726095632>pre-ownedWhat a massive "fan" you are. >>726096205 won.
>>726088234lemao you le mad
>>726087176*record scratch**freeze frame*Yeah, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got there. Well, to understand that ,we're going to have to go back... WAY back!*vrr vrr vrr vrr**image of a newborn baby with the federation space helmet on*WHOA, not THAT far back!*vrr vrr vrr vrr*It all started when we landed on that alien planet...*WHOO LET THE DOGS OUT starts playing*
>>726101727still more soulful than the actual dialog
>>726089867Noticing a distinct lack of Atreus here.
>>726101842Did the Anons hate him?Were the Anons Nintendo fans, or Sony fans?
>>726098216Damn you really can't go a single attosecond without thinking about trannies, huh?
>>726085337kinda amazing how one NPC triggered /v/ this much
>>726088926No but they got a writer for Thomas the Tank Engine and someone else that made this game and was brought on shortly before shutting down last year. Make of that what you will.
>>726085337This is like Other M but worse
>>726103101other m had pretentious writing this is the opposite
>>726087176>https://files.catbox.moe/gdgcjh.mp4completely on brand for 11 year old's "humor"
>>726087176dang
