>Zoomer nephew visiting this weekend>his dad says he's been getting into vidya so I'm excited to show him some gems he may not have seen yet>show him KOTOR on my OG Xbox>he plays for a few minutes, asks if it has online mode, quits>"there's nothing to do">ask him what he means>he shows me his skin collection in Roblox
>>726089490time to become the molesting uncle
I am a zoomer who probably spent like 200 bucks on cosmetic shitAMA I won't answer anything though
What? A different person that is a different age likes something different?Wow. That is wild.
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>>726089490don't show him fuckin kotor dude show him halo or something
>>726089490Why didn't you show him your roblox skin collection, unc?
>>726089490Why the fuck would you recommend KOTOR to a little kid?
>>726089794>>726089490or even just play some roblox with him
>>726089490>nephew is into games when younger >hoping to be the cool gaming uncle>gets heavily into bmx>grateful just to not have him be a roblox faggot>be the cool cooking uncle to my neices who love cooking instead>and the cool gardening uncle to the one who got into plantsVideogames are shit actually.
>>726089794I was gonna say Arkham Asylum but HALO is a good call
>kotorlol you dumbfuck nobody likes that shit
>>726089672Y r u gey
I'm about to be an uncle soon any cool tricka or tips?
>>726089490>Kotor>Fallout NVah yes, the bored westacuck.
>>726089490Admittedly, KotoR may not have been the best choice of game to show, OP. 'Old' RPGs like that would hardly be well accepted by the majority of modern audiences; it's just too different from what they're used to. Try showing them something like BG1 or Planescape:Torment, it'll be met with even more disinterest, probably.Now, something like a platformer and stuff, even if old, MIGHT be more well-accepted, since the genre is still popular nowadays. Something like Donkey Kong Country or some such.
>>726089859so you just steal your nieces interests
I seriously hope you guys don't do this to your kids/nephews.
>>726089490Most of those old ass singleplayer games are slow and boring thats why.Reading a good novel, or watching a good movie/tv series provides much more joy, and is a much more thrilling experience.You should have handed a good book you read at his age or showed him the dark crystal or something.
hey kid you ever heard of dwarf fortess
>>726089490And then the entirety of Gamestop stood up and clapped before doming the kid in the fucking head with .45ACP
>>726089672Same, except probably somewhere in the mid 4 figures.Despite this I still appreciate and play the classics. I'm the ultimate consumer, I guess.
I introduced my nephew to mount and blade and we played for like 3 days straight and hes going nuts over it
>>726089815What does that matter? I played KOTOR when I was 6, still one of my favorite games of all time
>>726089490Narrative dialogue-heavy RPG will be way too much for most kids anon especially if they haven't played one before and aren't readers. Start with something actiony that still has a story.
>>726090252not everyone is you, and big complicated RPGs are something most kids will find boring if they are not going out of their way to look for them
>>726089490i got kotor for free with the OG xbox but i barely touched it until like 6 months into owning it. i liked it once i got over the initial barrier but that shit was like homework starting out. even morrowind was easier to get into
>be me, 8 years old>have to go to my weird uncle's house>he starts showing me some gay old star wars game>can't even look up>walk around ingame a bit, try to figure out how to get out of this>get him to look at my roblox items>don't have to play his unc ahh game anymore
>>726090312>be mewho else would you be?
>>726089938just ignore them for the most part
>>726090085No, I got into cooking because of my grandma and gardening because of my grandpa and I wanted to hold onto everything they taught me because its a way to keep them alive.And passing that down to my nieces keeps my grandparents alive for a generation that doesn't remember them.
>>726090359he could be op
I'm an autistic neet and my brother married a bpd chick so I think my family is never going to continue after us
>>726089938Babies and toddlers are like cats, you have to slowly build trust and make sure they're comfortable around you, and then their curiosity kicks in, and they come to you.
>>726090309Do you mean the game has a slow start? Or do you mean it's difficult to learn..? If the latter I'm sorry to say but you're retarded, the combat is literally just clicking on the enemy and it begins the rtwp auto attack.
Zoomers are almost 30 by the way
>>726089490My niece only plays Fortnite. She has access to Game Pass. Never played anything. Never even tried anything else. Only Fortnite. She’s 16 and has such oneitis with everything
>>726089794He said it was worse than Valorant again because of skins. Idk why microtransactions make a game better or more interesting in his eyes. Guess he's a retard.
>>726090252I know what you mean anon, but these are other times. Back in the day those sort of games were much more common, it wasn't unusual for a kid to play them. Hell, I've started playing BG1 back when I was like 9 years old and barely knew any english. Nowadays though, It'd be very unusual for a kid to take interest in a text-only adventure game, for example, even though those were common back when the first home computers started circulating.
>>726090118Kotor is like an interactive novel; the plot is really good and compelling, especially if you like the source material
>>726090187>somewhere in the mid 4 figureshow can you do this and not feel like a complete retard goyslave? it's money on pixels bro, pixels that nobody is seeing 99.99% of the time, it's just money into the voidI get it if you are a trust fund kid with no need or care for money but other than that, why?
>>726090663yeah he just sounds retarded and more concerned with cosmetics than the game the, sorry you had to find out this way
>>726090309>that shit was like homework starting outwhy are people acting like this is a tabletop game and not a choose your own ending simulator where you mash the a button and walk from point to point?
>>726090464because i didnt get what the appeal of the game was. you clicked a button and you watched 2 dudes bang swords together, and pressing buttons barely had any effect on what was going on. it wasnt clear what was going on or why i was supposed to care about bastila or whateverdesu i still dislike rtwp, i think it is one of the biggest blunders ever made in game design
>>726090856>I get it if you are a trust fund kid with no need or care for moneywinrarMoney absolutely doesn't bring you happiness btw
Nobody cares, faggit
>>726090474Try telling them that
>>726089794>>726089815Kotor and Morrowind were my favorite games when I was like 11
>>726090952lol i know but it helps a lot
>>726090301I loved dialogue-heavy RPGs as a kid.
>>726091387I learned to read from video game instruction books.Cranky Kong was a big part of my literary upbringing.
>>726091387did you ever play PSO on Dreamcast?
>>726090663are you posting on /v/ while playing games with your nephew?
>>726089490>zoomer nephewSo he can't be under 15 because "zoomer" ends at 2010
>>726091387Phantasy Star has been on my mind lately as something to try out (of course I played pso on gamecube, even paid for a month of psu on 360)The first one has a lot of dialogue? That's pretty surprising for 1988
>>726089490>>726091214kotor is fuckin dogshit i fuckin rented it from blockbuster and I got JEWED when I was like 11really sick of this faggot Star Wars fans that suck off kotor when republic commando existed bunch of slack jawed sithfaggots
>>726091713hating kotor is a surefire sign of low media literacy when it comes to videya
>>726091752>media literacy>videyakys back to tiktok
Damn I'm glad my sister's zoomer kids are so based. Yeah they like Roblox but they also like actual video games. My nephew highly appreciated my Chrono Trigger recommendation.
>>726091752you need to be homosexual or a woman to like kotor faggot suck my giant cock ill fucking beat you ewith my belt btw im waty more smarter and preetyeir than u
>>726090098My kid isnt getting cable or internet.Hes getting my old tube tv with a vcr with my vhs collection and super Nintendo and gamus. As he gets older ill give him newer things so he can experience the greatest time to be alive like I did.
So is the future of vidya just live service games based around grinding cosmetics? That's all the younger generations plays. What happens when they grow up? Are they gonna completely change their tastes or will vidya just warp around them and everything that isn't some kind of live service game just die out?
>>726090372giga based, you're a real nigga
>>726091870>I'm going to torture my child by giving him wooden toys!Based and redpilled, he'll surely be retarded and have no modern social skills
>>726091665This hack's cheats (more exp, more gold, higher speed) will make it a much more approachable experience.> https://www.romhacking.net/translations/1069/Or, play the PS2 version for the prettier graphics.> https://www.pscave.com/psg1/download/
>>726089490Heh, showed the kid KOTOR before introducing him to Morrowind? rookie mistake.
>>726090952>Money absolutely doesn't bring you happiness btwIt's so damn easy to say that isn't it. Go on and try living a life without it
>>726091876Things are often cyclical. Trends change. In time, people will try to go back.
>>726089490>>726091713Let's be fair kotor gameplay fucking sucks. Sure, it's got some moments, but I'd definitely not give such a rough game to someone used to modern controls. Should have given him something like doom or links awakening.
>>726089490I am OP’s pic. Wat do?
>>726092360Obviously stable financials are a prerequisite. It just won't get you all the way.
>>726091290not as much as brokies think, and the ones who think it helps that much don't have real problems
I work at a school and I can't help but do a double-take any time I overhear students saying something like "Hey I wanna show you something on Roblox" or "You gonna be on Minecraft tonight?" These aren't just the nerdy gamer kids either. Boys, girls, jocks, nerds, band kids, stoners, cheerleaders, all walks of life really. Back in my day you'd get shit for even talking to someone from a different clique let alone openly inviting them to play video games with you. Crazy how times have changed desu.
>>726092685You should beat their asses for being casuals. No I am not joking.
>>726092072>most kids today grow up mentally stunted because their parents are iPad and YouTube>"Don't give your child 'wooden toys' they'll grow up retarded!"the fuck are you even saying bruh
>>726089490>expecting a normie to play Kotor without knowing what he plays firstYou sort of did it to yourself, you need autism or cultivated taste to want to play something that isn't>latest thing>new vogue at schooletc
>>726089490>Force kid to play a game made for 30something autistic virgins>He's bored and you can't figure out whyyou lack theory of mind anon
>>726091387>>726090301It's an issue of delayed dopamine because modern games and gacha shit have fried peoples brains to getting a quick fix
>dead console>dead franchise>everyone who plays kotor is initially disappointing it didnt play like Jedi AcademyDid you not want him on your PC cuz he might stumble onto your porn?
>>726092330Morrowind is harder to get into than kotor by a lot
>>726092665>and the ones who think it helps that much don't have real problemsa lot of people are one or two unexpected accidents/medical problems away from homelessness, those are real problems and those are who money helps the most lol.. really out of touch to think otherwise
>>726092685>>726093083I still can't wrap my head around the fact that normalfags treat video games as a vehicle for socializing rather than enjoying them for their own sake. Nerdy hobbies going mainstream is the worst thing about this gay earth in 2025
>kotor>goodAlso on fucking Xbox of all things?
>>726091870Your kid is getting a tablet, a smartphone, and is being fed high fructose corn syrup goyslop because you are going to be desperate for any brief refrain, no matter how miniscule, to actually relax and live your life again the way you did before you ruined it.
>"ngl jit, this game lowkey scary. Think you can handle it?">yea unc, i can handle it>boot up mario 64>AIIIEEEEEEEEEE
>>726089490Get a belt and beat his ass
>>726089490Show him real man's game like ninja gaiden 2
>>726091870uh based department?
>>726093489>having kids ruins your lifepathetic antinatalist/female demon cope
>>726089490>5 yo nephew>can barely grasp the concept of moving and jumping at the same time>he just asks me to play while he watchesThere's no hope, is there? They'll just grow up more and more retarded
>>726093845Not super unusual at that age, likely to grow out of it.
>>726093374Quite right, it's been coopted into some gay social space rather than an art/entertainment piece. Likely because of youtube becoming so prevalent and online gayming kicking off as hard as it did
>>7260938455yos play point and click adventure games, not games that require real coordination
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>>726093761it doesn't "ruin" it but you certainly have 99% of your time stolen from when they're 0-8
>bored>set aside six hours to really sit with FF15>have a lot of fun fucking around in it>fed a cat a fishIt's great. Games just need more dedicated time than most adults have. If I only have 3 hours, I'll read instead. I generally won't game unless I have five or more hours to set aside for it. Except for today with CTR:NF because I was unlocking tawna skins by grinding roos tubes with the weekend bonus.>kidslol who cares what kids think?
>>726094047>only thing you of significance most people will ever do with their lives>noooo my precious time for hedonism nooo
>>726094160>set aside hours to game>get horny, fap and fall asleep instead
>>726094160>unlocking tawna skins by grinding roos tubes with the weekend bonusevery day we stray further from God
>no kids>wont have nephews either cause my brother is like meboring. like 40 more years of this.
so what should i play with them kid?roblox, minecraft or competitive shooter are all shit. i am not going to touch them
>>726094306I almost have all the coco, tawna, and trophy girl skins (the only ones worth anything to be honest, except for my boy dingodile, but I have my priorities).I'm also grinding out each character's win 25 races to unlock skins, which I needed to do anyway, so it's not a /complete/ waste of time. And I listen to youtube videos or vods while I grind it out. I got a 1:19:01 today.Eventually I'll probably have everything unlocked from grinding for these skins, and then going after all the time trials. I dunno about dev times, although they seem doable, but I would like to beat all the Velo times. It's just going to be a pain on longer tracks since it'll be more time consuming.
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>>726093845When I was 5, I couldn't beat anything without help, and I remember watching someone good play (a rare occurence back then) was awesome. I had an aunt that could play Super Mario Bros and it was awesome to watch her not die to random junk like I would.
>>726094309what's the arrow pointing at. also which particular atrocity is the bottom left pic of
>>726094495how does an adult male find it rewarding to grind skins? I get it if you play one game religiously with other people or something and want one or two specific skins but why is this a goal in and of itself for you
>>726094309I have nephews and I have never said a single word to them in their entire lives even though we live almost next to each other, whenever they are in the same room I just stay quiet and keep to myself. And they're almost 10 years old. I just can't stand kids, besides children are retarded and to me they are like dogs: There's no point in directing yourself to them with human language because they don't understand shit until they're like 25 so it would be pointless to try to have a conversation to them. >b-but dogs understand words!Dogs react to the familiar sound of constantly repeated words, they cannot understand a language. And kids are just as fucking stupid. I will not treat them like humans until they've spent 30 years on this bitch of an earth.
>>726094526>I almost had to address your point, but I see you have made a typo... muahaha*nods respectfully*>>726094639>what's the arrow pointing ateither earth or milky way can't remember
>>726094825>literal headbobIndians just can't help themselves
>>726090663kids like collecting stuffyou probably did at one point too
>>726090952Actually numerous studies have found that it does, and that the majority of unhappiness is caused by a lack of money.
>>726089490I'm a zoomer and I love KotOR, are you sure your nephew isn't gen alpha? I don't know any zoomers who play Roblox.
>>726090372So you just steal your grandparents' interests.
>>726094997Its a completely fabricated story so he can commiserate with other millennials about getting old
>>726090736KOTOR isn't fully text. It has VA on important scenes. That being said KOTOR is not the kind of game you show someone real quick. Instead you play Halo, Mario Kart Double Dash or Smash Bros Melee if you want to show a game from that era.
>>726091214Different time, and that kid wants action.
>>726092685Maybe your school just sucked. I'm a 34 year old middle aged man and my school was obsessed with Runescape to the point of absurdity, kids would quickly close out to hide that they were playing it in keyboard lab, stay late to play it, hang out with their IRL friends in-game and steal each other's accounts constantly. A random Cambodian kid explained to me and the girl next to me in English class about how to do tutorial island and gave us thousands of gold he had on his mage pure, this was pre-GE when you had to scream at strangers in the bank you were selling lobsters in all caps rainbow font to earn a living so we were in awe.
>>726094812That's really sad
>>726089490kotor is like the worst game to show off to someone, it has the slowest burn ever and requires you to autism your way into it, like most of the og rpgsshould've gone with something like jedi outcast/academy mp at least
>>726094903using mom's credit card to move a number in some centralized server somewhere isn't collecting stuff
>>726094887i cant keep up with the posting meta anymore man. every day there's something new to shun indians for
why is everyone acting like KoToR is some kind of 200 IQ inaccessible game?
>>726094309Same except I've got a sister that recently turned out to be a bi furry.I've got my life together more than her yet she can actually keep a job while I've been stuck in the hell that is modern job hunting after the last place I worked at closed down.What's even weirder is that it used to be the almost exact opposite, I was the "weird one" in the family and she was a good student and social butterfly by comparison. At 20ish it just seemingly flipped as I got my first real job while she was still stuck in that teenage angst part of her life, I used to think that she would find some dude and settle down with kids but now it seems like if I want any future family it's just me and a distant cousin that has two kids of his own left to carry that torch which scares the fuck out of me.
>>726095157No. Being forced to interact with retards (children) is what is depressing. I don't think their parents like me very much anyways so I can keep getting away with ignoring the little shits.
>>726094812>children are retarded and to me they are like dogsso... you're spiritually one of those people who walks his dogs in a stroller?
>>726089490Why wouldnt you play with him some good fucking CO-OP you dumbass?Its a kid, you want to play with him, not just show your old vidya collection.Cuphead, gooftroop snes, lego games if he is very young, Contra, anything but a single player rpg.
>>726095348I fucking hate dogs actually. Felines are superior.
>Babysitting nephew for a few days>Bring Ace Combat 0>He absolutely fucking falls in love with it>Pure Mercenary path Watching him next Saturday too. Genuinely hoping he gets to Pixy.
>>726094639>which particular atrocity is the bottom left pic ofVietnam war. "Napalm girl".https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phan_Thi_Kim_Phuc
>Getting zoomers to play ancient RPGsHas to be bait. Even I'd know better.
>>726095308From my perspective its sad, but I have good relationships with most of my family. Playing games with my nephews makes vidya fun again
>>726095273headbobs have been around for a while, even that indian truck driver who ran into a crowd had its truck cab bobbing
>>726094812i dont mind kids or pets. i have never had interest in pursuing a relationship or anything. dont know why, i think some people simply arent meant for it.
>>726095498>Playing games with my nephews makes vidya fun againI would never, fucking e v e r let any filthy little tards touch my controllers or peripherals. They are an extension of my body.What is wrong with you?
>>726095376I tried that but he told me he doesn't usually like to play with others and that he'd rather just watch me "stream it" (play while he watches). I asked if he liked single player games and he said yes, and Kotor is one of my favorites. I thought he might get hooked.
>Stepdaughter is a furry>And a very talented artist>I have to drive her to furry conventions with her in full gearI mean...at least she's not rebelling by getting into hard drugs.
>>726095553>dont know why,probably gay, ugly or mentally ill. this isn't reddit, it's not really a mystery bro
>>726095612>Stepdaughter is a furrySo a degenerate.Why don't you fuck her? Before the trannies make her chop her tits off. I mean it's gonna happen so might as well.
>>726095612this is definitely a sexual fantasy and you are a freak
>friends marrying off and having kids>brother spending all day with his gf>parents aren't even subtle anymore asking about why don't you have a gfhow do I tell them it just isn't happening?
>>726089859>Not loading up Dave Mirra 2 for him>Not having the latest bmx games waiting for him on Steam>Not telling him back in your day all you needed was a tabletop and turndown and all other tricks were try hard
>>726095630>probably gay, ugly or mentally illBut why did you repeat yourself three times
>>726095612Being a furry isn't as harshly looked upon as it was when we were teens/kids, but it's still treated as being more weird than being gay.
>>726090772Meh. I loved kotor for the plot when I was 8, bit I was a pretty boring kid and am a boring adult now so other anon is right. Kotor is good, but boring.
>>726095675Naw, man. She's like...one of these.
>>726095630>being gay, ugly, or mentally ill means you cant be in a relationshipi wish that was actually true
>>726095676>how do I tell them it just isn't happening?You should've been open about hating females right from the start of puberty. My family went real quick from "You say that now but in a few years..." to "Don't even bring up women at the table or he'll go on another autistic rant".
>>726095574idk I'm not a turbo neckbeard, so my nephews respect me and listen to me. They also have their own game systems and peripherals. Even if the worst should happen and they break something of mine, I know for a fact that my siblings would replace anything without a second thought
>>726095745I mean, it makes her happy, and she's not getting bullied. Just kinda wish it was like..."Hey, come check out my autistic flight simulator I downloaded" and not "Hey, how's the fox/wolf hybrid drawing thing going?"
>>726095303Yep, how it is everywhere. The whites are getting outbred until there'll be nothing left but brown blobs.
>>726095762Kotor is exciting and tickles the imagination like any other work of art of a similar nature, idk how you can say it's 'boring' in any way
>>726095772>i wish that was actually trueNnnnnooooo it is true? You're at least one of those. Now kys.
>>726095879>Even if the worst should happen and they break something of mine, I know for a fact that my siblings would replace anything without a second thoughtYeah and how are they gonna replace stuff from 20 years ago that you can't buy anymore? I still use my Gen 6 controllers for PC vidya today. Children are destructive little cunts.
>>726095765Why are you facilitating this toxic nonsense that she's obviously learning from some kind of Discord grooming echo chamber?
>>726095936Taris fucking sucks, man
>>726095936>idk how you can say it's 'boring' in any wayCombat is boring, and companions, besides Balista, are boring. Game gets better once you get your jedi powers, but then circles back to boring because you can't use the good ones in heavy armor, and guns are pointless when lightsabers are so OP. You're boring if you can't see this.
>>726095303What do your parents think about you and your sister now?
>>726089490Kid's already tainted, sorry for your loss, but commendable effort
>>726095676I was kind of in the same boat a few years ago but I just told my mom (since my dad doesn't give that much of a fuck and rather want be to be happy even if I'm alone) >"I've tried but every single woman I've met either learned to hate me or I learned to hate them" The obvious answer I got after that was >"Well, you are probably just being too stubborn and are doing something wrong" Which just prompted me to spill the beans on how I viewed my parents relationship >"The only people I've had to model a relationship off of is you and dad which just showed me that you were both happier on your own than you were together "I probably went too far with that since that obviously hurt her deeply but I'd rather be the asshole son that tells her like it is than string her along with "I'm sorry mom... I'll try harder..."
>>726096087>You're wrong because you're the man and the female can do no wrongShe deserved that reply.
>>726095984I keep tabs. It's mostly harmless, and I do ask leading questions here and there to gauge things. Taking an interest in her life isn't just about liking things she likes, but making sure to guide her through the worst of it.When I was her age, I was watching gore videos on /b/ and all that. I think this is an improvement.
>>726096087you were supposed to take a sad song and make it better anon
>>726095676Just tell them the truth that you'd rather play video games than deal with some chick. Don;t be like this >>726096087 spergy faggot and give them some blackpill answer they won't get. Just go with your gut.
>>726096189>It's mostly harmlessYou are a retard.Now answer this >>726095671
>>726095676>tfw im too autistic for my brain to register hormonal breeding instinctssucks to be you
>>726096249>Just go with your gut.That anon arguing with his mom went with his gut.
>>726096062Have you ever played FF Tactics? Do you find that boring as well? Purely curious>boring boring boringyou sound like a woman
>>726096249The truth is I'm a 5'4 chubby manlet and no woman wants that, let's be real, she won't accept that answer though when I've told her. I just get "you're not trying hard enough".
>>726089490Kotor is dogshit i quit after a few hours Should have let him play battlefield 4 or halo 2 remastered
nice blog who asked: the thread
>>726095676My parents just stopped doing that at some point. They probably think something is wrong with me. Who could blame them?
>>726096072My parents doesn't even know what a furry is and I quickly pointed that out to my sister and straight up told her to NOT explain it since it might just open Pandoras box for her. For all they know shes the same daughter that still "has a chance" at finding a decent guy, it's just that she still likes those silly cartoons and likes to dress up as characters from them.For my case its been sort of a roller coaster, I've obviously never been the favorite child but my parents have still shown the same support to me as they've done with my sis, just a little bit less of it and while being more "hands off" for 90% of my life. My guess is that they still see me as their weird little son who can't help himself and that will probably just end up living like a recluse (which isn't that far from the truth IMO)
>>726096356>5'4I'm so sorry. Your parents really fucked up.
I'm raising my child without internet access and my wife is going to home school. He can play whatever games he wants as long as it's not live service slop
>brother did a murder suicidethank god I can never be worse than that
>>726095612>I have to drive her to furry conventions with her in full geari know what you meant, but i can just imagine a grumpy stepdad anon wearing a full fursuit having to drive her dressed normally to the con.maybe a little bubble with>at least i won't be recognized if someone sees me around hereask her to draw this please
>>726096316>Have you ever played FF Tactics?Nah, never played that shit so I have no real opinion, but it looks kinda fun. And don't feel bad for your game getting called out, anon. It makes you look insecure when faced with the truth, and the game won't fuck you for defending it.
>>726096314And he's a spergy faggot. Don't be a spergy faggot y'all.
>>726096527>y'allKill yourself nigger.
>>726096527>y'all
>>726095487A lot of us like them (real zoomer here) though I'm fucking autistic so
>>726096249You sound like the type of man that has been pussywhiped by their own mother and you've never had a single romantic relationship in your life.
>>726096581this post fact checked by REAL GAY ZOOMERS
>>726096356And? If that's the truth, then let it fly. Your parents won't understand, but, I mean, fuck 'em, right? If they won't try to learn what's going on in their son's world, then so be it. You have to start living for you, anonymous.
>>726096639>If they won't try to learn what's going on in their son's world, then so be it.That's incredibly fucking depressing that parents wouldn't try to understand their kid
>>726096550I'm from the south. Down here we kill niggers, nigger.
>>726096249>Honesty is a black pillSucks but yeah, I'm on the same boat and I'll likely keep it to my grave. I know my boomer family will never get it, doubt anyone ever will if I explain it to them
I'm going to be real OP, these "real gamer games" with stat sheets and "choices" are fucking gay. Always have been.You lead original Xbox games with that shit? Come on man.
>>726096636Thank you my zooma(gay)
>>726096681no down there you harbor the most densely populated negro breeding ground
>>726095960well you're no fun. probably not good for your prospects either.
>>726096671It is depressing, but it's the world we live in. Culture moves so fast now that societal trends and conditions transform and are measured by the decade instead of the century. Always offer your parents a chance to see what life is really like for you, and if they just don't get it, then oh well.
>>726090085No, he takes an interest in what they like and now found himself a new hobby they can both enjoy rather than be a 40 year old man child trying to force what he likes on kids.
It's really bizarre when you're a virgin at 30 and no one recognizes your efforts to stay that way. Not even negatively. Your family doesn't even acknowledge it and they know the bloodline ends with you and they don't care, it's like you're a ghost. It's like when people congratulate some addict who has been sober for 2 weeks but (You) who spent 3 decades avoiding alcohol and drugs like the plague are "meh" at best or "weird" at worst.I really fucking hate other humans.
>>726096443what the fuck man
>>726090098>>726091870>>726092072This is basically what the Amish do and they have the highest birthrates and lowest mental illness rates. Clearly having cultural traditions and wanting your children to have similar experiences to you growing up is a good thing.
>>72609682810 more years, Anon. You're almost a wizard.
>>726096681lol you absolutely do not. Southerners are less racist than northerners by a wide margin, they've had to coexist much longer
>>726096174>putting words into someone's mouth just to make them look like an assholeYou act like a woman.
This is a sad thread
>>726095213yes is you retarded fucking boomer
>>726096875>Wizardry at 40When did the goalposts move...
>>726096942
>>726096985Oh no, you're right. My mistake. Congratulations on becoming a wizard!
>>726096828>>726096875The autism prevents you from internalizing the hypocrisy in people instructing you not to do underage sex and drugs and making an effort for you to do that while they did. Just how it happens, but modern culture doesn't provide you a clear outlet for your 'tism any longer
>>726097040I feel every bit as shitty and powerless as I have for the past 17 years.
>>726096881As a southerner I can attest to this. Most urban and suburban dwellers are fairly used to diversity. But rural areas do tend to be pretty much all white so there are pockets of the real old school racists around too. Also a lot of areas are still de facto segregated in cities just because of how historical wealth and immigration patterns were.
>>726089490Are these threads real or just rage bait?
>>726097117Then go cast some spells or something fuck
I’m willing to keep an open mind to new trends but if I hear my nephew say 67 again I’m gonna smack him.
>>726097142It's real, which is why you feel rage. The world is just shit and humanity deserves 35 asteroids.
>>726089490a young child came over and you thought showing him a slow-paced RPG would impress him?are you fucking retarded?
Wow, another thread where a complete fucking moron just forces something onto a kid and then acts surprised when they don't like it.I casually showed my nieces super mario 64 and mario kart and they just had a lot of fun holding the controller and for some reason constantly driving into walls was the funniest thing to them, it was kinda cute.Then one of the nieces walked in on me when I was playing Dusk and I thought she'd be scared but instead she was curious and admitted to being only slightly scared but she wanted to keep watching, then she wanted to sit on my lap and shoot gunsKids are going to discover their own interests you dumb faggots. You are supposed to give them a opening to discover things, but DON'T force stuff on them.>>726096840Maybe you should actually learn a bit about the Amish. Because they actually give their children a chance to experience the modern world and then give them a free opening to choose if they want to continue living the Amish lifestyle or live in the modern world.>>726091870>>726092860Kids grow up mentally stunted because of schizo obsessive parents who don't know how to actually raise them and only see them as a lump of clay that is to be formed into your perfect clone, not a living being that will grow into a thinking person with its own personality and identity. If you want your children to grow up well you need to be the best person possible and act like a true role model your kids can admire, not shelter them and demand that they act like the image of your "perfect childhood".
>>726096959>you will own nothing and you will be happyhave fun showing off your skins to.. literally nobody lmao
>>726097142very real blogposting happening in here
>>726097219If children don't like what I like they should be sacrificed to the Dark Lord.
>>726097176Use it incorrectly in front of them. Really, it works; like a thermonuclear bomb it just clears it right away
>>726096828I'm a wizard too, but I have siblings that are all having kids. So I'm not pressured at all, and I get to be the cool uncle
>>726097123>Also a lot of areas are still de facto segregated in cities just because of how historical wealth and immigration patterns wereSegregation happens everywhere due to white flight/socioeconomic factors desu, and people naturally self-segregate
>>726097142the OP is fake, but some of the posts itt are real
>>726097236>not a living being that will grow into a thinking person with its own personality and identityThey can do that when they're 25+, until then they must do what I tell them (and if they betray me I will disown them).
>>726097286>coolthey're all laughing at you anon
>>726097286>and I get to be the cool uncleWhat are you going to do when the kids start asking where your girlfriend is?
>>726097339cool until they hit puberty and start asking why you're always at the family gatherings alone
>>726097236Didn't read, don't quote me with your wall of faggotry ever again.
>>726089490Oh no, Uncle Barry has autism
>>726097286>I get to be the cool uncle
>>726094812kek what a retard you are.
>>726093326Not my problemIf your problems can be solved with money then they aren't real problems
>>726097471Elaborate or fuck off.
>>726097339My nieces and nephews love me>>726097386One of them asked me. I just told them I haven't had one in a while which is true. I had a girlfriend in highschool
>>726097548>I had a girlfriend in highschoolGet the FUCK off my board, normalfag.
>>726090309WutKotor 1 is incredibly straight forward both in mechanics and progression2 is a bit more open but ultimately has a straight path from start to endBuilds are not complicated to figure out at all (if high dex, focus on ranged, if high strength, focus on melee) and even the light/dark side abilities have clear "best" choices if you play more than 1 minute of the game (knight speed, force lightning, destroy droid, affliction)
>>726097508lmao you come across like a dog who doesn't understand shit so it would be pointless to attempt to have a conversation with you
>>726094812>>726095308>>726095574>>726095976Oh look, a fucking roastie stumbled into the thread. Fuck off bitch, post your tits or gtfo.>but I'm a manThen why do you bitch and moan like a bitter mentally ill roastie, tranny? Go fuck your dog.
>>726097582There's better ways to say you're a nigger with no argument.
>>726097386Tell my niece she can be my girlfriend if she's so concerned
>>726097508There is no elaboration needed if you think of kids the same way you think of dogs. You should get put down like a dog.
>>726097236not reading all that. you’re gay btw
>>726089490My retard 11yo nephew is the same. I left my PS3&4 out when he was over, but it turns out he's one of those 'gamers' that just watches people on Youtube play games. He needed my help just to get through the fucking tutorial for Infamous Second Son, and spent the rest of his time on it just running brainrot Youtube while watching an entirely different Youtube brainrot on his phone.
>>726097579I know, I'm sorry. I might not even be a full wizard because of her
>>726097582>>726097630Fuck off normalfaggots.
>>726097628yeah you're definitely retarded but luckily you won't pass on your stupid ass genes
the more i read these threads more the i hope /v/ doesn't end up having kidshaving someone as austistic as a /v/irgin (mom would be probably insane too, to marry someone with such personality) sounds like torture
>>726097176>>726097278Qrd on this meme?
>>726097337>>726097435>>726097648Why are underages trying to talk about parenting again?
>>726097685>lashing out screaming buzzwords when your subhuman worldview is questionedsorry but you are the nigger here pal
>>726097339>they're all laughing at you anon*dies of cringe because children laughed at him*
>>726097628are you satisfied
>>72609771367 means a lot of stupid shit and I feel like it's a new definition every now and then, the thermonuclear option does work though just use it wrong and they stop in your presence as it is now "cringe"from what I understand, 67 is just used for or means "so so" and it's followed by a hand and arm movement
>>726097685>n-n-normalfags!!!Lmao you got owned
>>726097685Cope.
>>726090372we need more men like you anon
>>726097479>If your problems can be solved with money then they aren't real problemsCan you provide examples of real problems? I guess untreatable cancer is a problem by that definition, but what else? Being unable to afford rent is a real problem for a lot of people.
>>726097784oh, they mean 6 or 7 out of 10?
>Anon makes autistic post in the autism board>Gets bullied for being too autistic to be among autistsReading that whole interaction just made me sad
>>726097713It's just a nonsense-meme. The joke is that there is no joke.
>>726097845Yeah about a 6-7 out of 10 would be apt. It's pretty stupid, mainly a meme because of the way it's said + the hand motion but sometimes its used out of context for comedy
>>726097853>OP doesn't notice the bullying due to said autism:)
>>726097853At least reply to it so I can read
>>726097845No, obviously not.>>726097784How could you possible come to that conclusion?
>>726097889>>726097694>>726097630>>726097582>>726094812
>>726097862>The joke is that there is no jokethis seems like every zoomer/alpha meme though, literally all of them mean nothing and only exist so they can laugh hysterically when old people think they're stupid>skibidietc>>726097934those are all different people, one of them is some female from /r/childfree too kek
>>726097740fucking imagine crying that people aren't reading your snarkand you call yourself mature?
You're supposed to ease him in with fun quick round party games. Mario party, Bomberman, ssb melee. Then work into competitive coop titles like gauntlet legends, rush, contra. Then you can show him your boring roleplay slop
>>726097934nice try retard
>>726097914I've asked and been told directly, looked up the meme a little bit. Could be wrong though I can admit that
>>726097629
>>726097914go on knowyourmeme, give us a 67 rundown
>>726097965Maybe if you read my post you'd see that I'm talking about how you should approach children when it comes to different interests, such as videogames. Or that I was telling that Anon that Amish do actually let their children choose what kind of life they prefer.
>>726097982>Mario partyslop>smashzoomers cry and think you're cheating if you wavedash>bombermanI don't want him to break my controllers
>>726097853>too autistic to be among autistsDoes this actually happen?
>>726097713It's literally thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX6N2tgLmaQ
>>726098067Perfect digits
>>726094309>loser of the family >big brother married a Modern Woman(tm) who doesn’t want to have kids >little brother keeps hopping from one slut to the next For the love of God, please don’t make me the one that has to carry forth my bloodline. I don’t want to have fucking kids, I just wanna play vidya until I die and let my brothers and their kids inherit whatever I had leftover
>>726097236let me guess both of your fathers made you their toy didn't they
>>726098080It's really not that hard to parent your kids if you're not a fucking monster.
>>726097236>offering something is forcingwomanpost
>>726098164Give both your brothers an impregnation fetish, but that'll open another Pandora's box for them and maybe (You)
>>726090118Modern kids can't read that's why the world is fucked
>>726097176Tell him about 9-5. He won't be laughing anymore.
>>726094812I too dislike kids, and I wouldn’t go out of my way to interact with my nephews, but I advise you to rethink your mentality, anon. At the very least greet the fucking kids
>>726098205Let me guess, you are yet another faggot incapable of reading more than one sentence before writing a reply.I have a mother and a father, love them both and have a lot of respect for my dad. I also enjoy playing with my nieces and bonding with them over videogames and cartoons. I showed them Shaun The Sheep randomly not like "DURR THE THINGS YOU WATCH ARE SLOP YOU ARE GOING TO WATCH THIS INSTEAD BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT I GREW UP WITH SO YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT TOO!!!" but more like "hey, here's this cute cartoon with a sheep in it, we're gonna watch one episode and then we'll see if you'll like it"They ended up watching like every single episode over several daysThis is how you do it, autists.
Trying to get a zoomer into KOTOR of all things is peak out-of-touch autism. I don't even like that shit
>>726098341>At the very least greet the fucking kidsFuck no, why would I do that? They would interpret that as me being on friendly terms with them which I definitely am not.
>>726098263>Give both your brothers an impregnation fetishElaborate, please.
>>726098412listen to yourself you literally talk like a nigger. this is how niggers treat kids
>>726098414Uh... I don't know. Go into their computers and leave pages and pages of gelbooru pregnancy pics open until they start liking it and try to do it in real life.
>>726095612The good thing about furries is that they’re all normalfags these days. Your stepkid will be fine.
>>726098389tl;dr
>>726098389I'm not sure asking for respect while doing the allcaps screaming strawman bit is a good idea
>>726098262>I'm gonna make my nephew play this random old game that's not for children because I played it when I was a kid so all children are like meLet kids watch you play videogames first and decide if it's something fun or not and if they'd like to try.
>>726098456They're not mine, I never asked for them to be born and I never asked to be born myself either. Why do I need to interact with pieces of shit I can't even stand to begin with?Besides you know how modern women are. Breathe in the same direction as them or their kids and now you got pedophile accusations on you. No goddamn thanks.
>>726098401I can't stand how everyone talks in hyperbole online now. Dusting off an old classic to gauge interest is really "peak" and "autism"? Go outside.
>>726089490>show him KOTOR on my OG XboxYou have to be this retarded on purpose. Its 20 years old and its a slow burn game you need to be invested in to enjoy.You are a retard if you'd think Kotor is a good "pop in and play" game.People like you drive kids to roblox
>>726098585>sheeeiit mane thems aint my mothafuckin keeds i hate them lil niggas dawg i aint tryna get sent back to the penitentiary fuck alldatok Daquan
>>726089490lmao I'm so glad to be part of the last good generation.
>>726098715kek
>>726098590He is right though.The kid might not even know or care about Star Wars after how they butchered the IP.And this is without even taking into account how much KOTOR strays from the average normalfag-friendly videogame.
>>726089490>nephew visiting from out of town>his mom is a piece of shit and has been her entire life since we were kids>his had is some literal meth addict with his own name tattooed on his neck who's not in the picture>have zero care for this kid until i'm asked to babysit for a while>nephews only request while we're chilling is that i can watch him play breath of the wild and cheer when he does something cool>"but you don't have to wait for me to do something. you can also just say, 'go, timmy', and 'you can do it' and thats fine too">turns out he's cool as fuck despite his parentswhen did i become such an asshole
>>726089490>Sister trooned out>Brother shacked up with a whore and got addicted to weed>Other brother is literally meImagine having four kids and knowing you'll never have any grandkids. I feel so bad for my parents because they are genuinely such good and kind and hardworking people who've done so much for us but we're all just fucked in the head. I'm so sorry mom and dad
>>726098389wow i was way off your uncles and grandfathers also tag teamed you didn't they
>>726093142The KOTOR games are slow even for older genre veterans. You can't dick around in towns stealing and killing civvies like you can in other RPGs, so when you go through a place like Taris or Manaan it's 95% walking and talking, and that walking can be a bore, especially when so many quests involve backtracking. The talking can also be a test of the player's patience, since many of the alien NPCs speak in generic lines of Starwarsese, the language that goes, "ay chu abo tah wonga neh." The advantage of Starwarsese for the developers was that they didn't have to hire voice actors to record every line of dialogue, because alien gibberish is interchangeable and, they thought, endlessly reusable. This means that you hear the same small number of lines in Starwarsese again and again, and they are often too fucking long for the simple information communicated.The line translated: This is my droid, J-10.The line spoken: "Taaay nasa ney plo kaan, nor sheeda won soma clow pan nesh. Hej yimman klor sum wotan fley rin klom glup shitto wam. Seep nama tor dey."
>>726090372lethally based individual. you're too good for this board as it currently is
>>726090312>unc ahhyou have to be 18 to post here.
>>726092360>be highschool drop out>hardly can keep a job>constantly low on cash, barely a single buck to my name>land a production job in pharma>make alright money suddenly>used to having no cash, so put most in savings>2 years later have 10k+>5 years later have 40k>invest, get a bit lucky, have 190k>feel nothing, still just play vidya and be a jew in grocerie stores>buy a house with wife and have a kid>totally normal house, put 70% of my savings in>monthly costs still higher then my rent used to be>because of kid barely have any funny moneys left. Maybe 200 a month>happier then everI know its hard to understand for the "bad with cashies, but its true.
>>726098734>And this is without even taking into account how much KOTOR strays from the average normalfag-friendly videogame.Can you elaborate on that? I enjoy it for the narrative, the exploration, the relatively intricate story paths you can take (for its time), and just the feel of the world being alive to some extent. It definitely has some parallels with Morrowind in that regard. Little known lore being front and center is great, too.
>>726098863would you have preferred uncslop?
>>726098825ACHUTA
>>726096828What efforts? I’m not putting any effort into this
>>726098715What you're saying would only make sense if I was trying to run from the responsibility of parenthood you brain damaged retard. I'm no incestfucker, they barely share the same DNA as me. I have nothing to do with them, their mother doesn't say a word to me either and I don't even know what I did to her. Why would I ever fucking want to associate myself with any of that? I don't even consider them family. I don't consider anyone family.
>>726090098>Having children lol…
>>726098762Hope the kid has a mostly stable life, despite his parents.
>>726097142Every thread in this board for the past ten years has been rage bait
>>726098896Well some virgins learn to live with it and other virgins learn to enjoy pissing off females out of spite. That takes some effort.
>>726098874>be highschool drop out>hardly can keep a job>constantly low on cash, barely a single buck to my name>land a production job in pharmacan you expand on this?
>>726098825>his complaint is that the alien language seems less efficient than English>this is a criticism of the game itself
>>726098825it still baffles me they didn't cut the lines to match the phrase length, there are plenty of pauses to do that
>>726089490I loved KOTOR but showing someone an ancient slow burn singleplayer RPG when they come over is peak autism.While you're at it, why don't you invite your friends over so they can watch you play dwarf fortress.
>>726097295White flight doesn't account for everything because the US south is way more than just black and white now. Large chunks of the south are hispanic, vietnamese, korean, indian, etc. because different waves of immigrants came when those places were the cheap undeveloped or run-down areas. That stuff contributes a lot to attitudes around race.
so the ideal parenting according to /v/ is>YOU VILL LISTEN TO ME AND OBEY MY ORDERS AT ALL TIMES>YOU VILL NOT GO OUTSIDE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION>VISITING YOUR FRIEND'S HOUSE TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES? NO THAT'S FOR DEGENERATES>YOU MUST BE BACK HOME BEFORE 18:00 OR I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU>TIMMY IS AN IMMIGRANT FILTH DO NOT BE FRIENDS WITH HIM>DO NOT LISTEN TO MUSIC UNLESS I APPROVE THEM FIRST>YOU WANT A PHONE TO CONTACT YOUR FRIENDS? SHUT UP YOU'RE GONNA USE IT TO WATCH PORN ANYWAYS>YOU WANNA PLAY SPORTSBALL? THAT'S FOR NIGGERS>YOU VILL ATTEND CHURCH WITH ME AND PRAY EVERY DAY, AND JOIN THE CHOIR EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE NOT RELIGIOUS>YOU WANT TO TRY THAT NEW CHINESE RESTAURANT? NO I HATE CHINESE FOOD EAT SLOP I PREPARED AT HOME>YOU WANT TO BUY CLOTHES TO BE FASHIONABLE LIKE YOUR FRIENDS? I DON'T MY CHILD TO BE A QUEER>WHAT YOU WANT HELP STUDYING SCIENCE? SCIENCE IS JEWISHnigga that's how you end up in a nursing home
>>726097142The internet is rage bait now
>>726098946>zoomers don't like KOTOR>it must be rage bait??
>>726098762It's not your fault nor your responsibility. Don't let any of those cunts guilt trip you into getting involved, you should've flat out declined babysitting. Fuck everyone else. Only (You) matter in your own life.
>>726099037Do you really people to read an entire seething post in all caps greentext? Just state your opinion plainly.
>>726099051>zoomerhe got angry because his gen alpha newphew who plays roblox didn't like his bing bing wahoo
>>726099037my ideal parenting is beating my child if they ever frogpost.
what is the bump limit on /v/ now?
>>726098881>the exploration, the relatively intricate story paths you can take (for its time), and just the feel of the world being alive to some extent. It definitely has some parallels with Morrowind in that regard. Little known lore being front and center is great, too.Do you seriously think the average videogame player cares about all of that?Why do you think games are so bad now? It's because the target audience is composed of people who don't care about the finer details.You need to gauge their powerlevel before you know what to recommend them, he might have genuinely only played roblox during his entire life, do you think Kotor is a good first non-roblox game? It's like recommending Citizen Kane to someone who only watches capeshit movies, there are better ways to ease them into it than pushing them into the deep end.
>>726099115>angrywhat's up with zoomers being unable to parse any sort of criticism without ascribing strong emotions to it? you guys are like a generation of quivering chihuahuas, abused by TikTok until you piss yourself as a sign of submission whenever someone who isn't brainrotted makes a comment
>>726099037>>YOU VILL LISTEN TO ME AND OBEY MY ORDERS AT ALL TIMES>>YOU VILL NOT GO OUTSIDE WITHOUT MY PERMISSIONYes.>>VISITING YOUR FRIEND'S HOUSE TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES? NO THAT'S FOR DEGENERATESThey're going to groom your kid to become a leftist.>>YOU MUST BE BACK HOME BEFORE 18:00 OR I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOUYou want them to get kidnapped at night or something?>>TIMMY IS AN IMMIGRANT FILTH DO NOT BE FRIENDS WITH HIMHe's going to groom your kid to become a brown loving leftist.>>DO NOT LISTEN TO MUSIC UNLESS I APPROVE THEM FIRSTHeavy Metal only in this house.>>YOU WANT A PHONE TO CONTACT YOUR FRIENDS? SHUT UP YOU'RE GONNA USE IT TO WATCH PORN ANYWAYSNot only porn, they're going to send pictures of themselves. Why would you want this?>>YOU WANNA PLAY SPORTSBALL? THAT'S FOR NIGGERSAll sports suck ass.>>YOU VILL ATTEND CHURCH WITH ME AND PRAY EVERY DAY, AND JOIN THE CHOIR EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE NOT RELIGIOUSI'm atheist but at least christians and catholics teach basic human principles, jews teach to hate and manipulate everyone else that isn't a part of (((them))).>>YOU WANT TO TRY THAT NEW CHINESE RESTAURANT? NO I HATE CHINESE FOOD EAT SLOP I PREPARED AT HOMECooking at home is cheaper and chinks eat dogs and their restaurants are unhygienic. >>YOU WANT TO BUY CLOTHES TO BE FASHIONABLE LIKE YOUR FRIENDS? I DON'T MY CHILD TO BE A QUEERA band shirt and black jeans is all you need and you can find it all for less than $15 a piece at walmart. Also homosexual kids should be beaten like dogs. >>WHAT YOU WANT HELP STUDYING SCIENCE? SCIENCE IS JEWISHScience is not jewish, the (((science))) they teach at (((universities))) is jewish.
>>726089490CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>>726095676My parents don't care so I find it weird when others do.
My nephew is 12, can hardly speak and literally shits himself playing Roblox. It's the worst thing I've ever seen in my life
>>726099238not angry maybe, but he posted a depressed wojak. i really hope he did it to say "wow i am so old, fuck" instead of "what's wrong with gen alpha the west has fallen"
>>726099392LP is now socially acceptable since Chester an hero'd (sadly)
>>726099037
>>726089490>showing uncslop to your zoomer nephew
>>726098585>Besides you know how modern women are. Breathe in the same direction as them or their kids and now you got pedophile accusations on you. No goddamn thanks.Yeah, no buddy. That's a problem only you struggle with. Long furious rants about how much you hate children but you're ALSO scared of being called a pedophile?Someone has skeletons in his closet.
>>726099454>"wow i am so old, fuck" instead of "what's wrong with gen alpha the west has fallen"Why don't we have both?
>>726099359>how to make your kid get bullied, 101
>>726099510I see potential situations where someone might fuck me over (especially if female because females are cunts) and I avoid them. How is this wrong, you fucking nigger?
>>726099518>IF YOU DON'T LET YOUR KID TRANSITION, XIR WILL GET BULLIED AT SCHOOL!!
Shitting on OP aside, what (good) games would be a good recommendation to the younger generations?
>>726099518>Let your kids become jewish puppets or they're gonna get bullied!!!!!!!!!!!1!Shalom.
>>726099627>out of touch anons ITT unironically suggesting HaloHalo is the Monster Energy of games
>>726089490I know rightI showed my gen alpha nephew FF7 and he said it looked kinda boring. I told him to fuck off and play his gay fortnite slop, haven't really spoken to him since. I even showed him how to beat Emerald Weapon
>>726098818Ok TimmyDon't miss that school bus champ>>726099359Thank god you will never breed I guess. We already have enough mentally ill people out here.
>>726089672>200rookie numbers (help)>>726090187>Despite this I still appreciate and play the classics.same
>>726089490what did you expect?
>>726099701Don't cry when some pedo tranny rapes your kid. We warned you.
>>726099594I've never found myself in a situation where I'd be like "I can't even look at that child or I will be called a pedophile"In fact I actively give children english lessons and their parents like me.Don't say shit like that if you don't want people to suspect you're fighting bad urges.
>>726089490>show him KOTOR on my OG XboxYou dummy.You should've of shown him a two player game like OG Star War Battlefront or Bungie Halo.Now he thinks you are gay and retarded.
>>726099712see>>726090856
>>726099617>>726099663>forbidden to socialise with others>timid due to being berated in his house>seen as mommy/daddy's boy>doesn't share interests with his peers>isn't good at studying either>dresses in 5 year old clothes>afraid of doing anything naughty kids would do(making sex jokes)are your retarded? at least if he played sports he'd make friends and be phycially fit and hard to bully but no, sports is for muh niggers
>>726099756Your kids will be raped by a pedo tranny when having a terrible father will cause them to seek acceptance elsewhere.
>>726099672>>726099784kek
>>726091214Star wars isn't really a cultural thing for the kids any more
>>726099781>I've never found myself in a situation where I'd be like "I can't even look at that child or I will be called a pedophile"Neither have I and I will continue to not risk it. All it takes is one female having a bad day to ruin your fucking life. >In fact I actively give children english lessonsVery fucking dumb and putting yourself in danger for no reason. 2025 is no year to be doing any of that shit. Very very fucking retarded.The only urges I fight is beating the fuck out of imbeciles like you (and females).
>hey kid I know you’re here for a couple hours play this 40 hour dialogue intensive game
>>726093374I mean they are boththere's games I play that none of my friends would ever touch and there's games I play almost exclusively with friends
>>726099790>dresses in 5 year old clothesThere is fucking nothing wrong with this. All my clothes are 10-12+ years old. There is no need to give any more money to the jews when what you have still works.
>>726099037>YOU VILL LISTEN TO ME AND OBEY MY ORDERS AT ALL TIMES>YOU VILL NOT GO OUTSIDE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION>YOU MUST BE BACK HOME BEFORE 18:00 OR I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOUThese are actually reasonable. There are too many groomers out there to not monitor your children at all times.
>>726094639It’s a photo called pale blue dot. It’s the furthest image of Earth we have.
>>726099984Fuck that, shit like that is the reason kids grow up stunted.
>>726099909>Neither have I Now starting to contradict yourself.And yeah man, actually being mentally stable and NOT battling strange thoughts about children makes me a retard. Glad thar I'm just a slight sperg and not whatever you're dealing with.
>>726099790I'm like that and I'm right here talking to you. I didn't turn into a degenerate while everyone my age was (and still is) out there fucking and doing drugs and alcohol. Kill yourself.
>>726100057>If you want to stay away from children you're a pedophileDo you fucking hear yourself?
>>726100061>i want to be my child to be a 4cuck retard shitposting on a video game forum like myself
>>726099984Groomers get their hands on children because they have awful childhoods, no role models in their life and their parents are abusive, so having a "cool grown-up friend" is appealing to them.You are actively contributing to the problem.
>>726090118>he thinks kids have the attention capacity actually read after 25/7 skibidi toilet cocoamelon LOL
>>726099963Zoomers have a middle school mentality into their 20's because they worship negro rap music
>>726100112You're pretty sussy if you have such a weird mindset towards children. Condolences.>>726100061Instead you're acting like a sperg on a basket weaving forum.
>>726091876>the future of vidyaWho cares? I can name the amount of games worth playing in the last 20 years on two hands.We're at the point right now where gaming is completely and utterly dead. The next big thing is AGI gaming, which will all be proc gen, and probably won't be a thing for at least 50 years. The dark ages of gaming started with the 360, and they're going to continue for a very long time.
>>726100212>sussyAh, so you're a zoomer nigger. Explains a lot. You probably think Leo Dicaprio fucking the shit out of 25 year olds is "creepy".Hang your goddamn self, nigger.
My little nephew loves tractors and other agricultural machinery. He was astonished when i showed him farming simulator. He has been playing it since he was 4. He is clever as the devil the little shit.
>>726098804Anon this literally me but swap the gender of the older brother. Literally four kids in our family and I'm the second one to hopefully get his BS
>>726100292See >>726094812Children are fucking retarded. A 4 year old isn't even aware of its own existence.
>>726100290I am like 29 years old, niggy.
>>726100272>The dark ages of gaming started with the 360,You're right, it was all downhill after this
>>726100292>find out what they like>recommend something similarIt really is that simple, I don't know how people fuck up such a simple thing.
>>726098804>>726100317Kill your sisters. Make it slow and painful. Just eradicate all troons. Painfully.
>>72610020714 year olds are very sensitive about outside looks and make fun of oneanother based on their fashion. now if he chose to dress in 5 year old clothing and were already have lots of friends and were athletic that wouldn't be a problem, but you forcing them to dress like that in an age where they would be very conscious about looking good to his peers and girls...if you don't understand this i have no idea what to say for you
>>726099627smb3 cause it look like minecraft
>>726100445I never gave a fuck what others thought about me wearing band shirts when I was 14 and I continue to not give a fuck now almost 20 years later. And I'm still wearing the very same shirts. Fuck your jew loving mentality.
>>726095612How old is she?
>>726100347>A 4 year old isn't even aware of its own existence.Are you black?
https://twitter.com/JGODYT/status/1989629275067355152This is the kind of shit they are growing up with OP. You would get brain aids too if this was your childhood.
>>726100445Lmao alphas are out here in basketball booty shorts and nike flip flops with tall socks talking about fashion
>>726100701The 80's are back in?
>>726100347Wrong>>726100545Your childrenWill not beYour perfectClones.
>>726100685idk how many bruhs i can hear before i tap out but it's somewhere around 6
>>726100624Not even the whitest of kids has any conscience at that age. Humans are straight up fucking RETARDED until they turn 30.
of all things you pick kotor incredible
>>726097238Kids don't see it that way, they barely understand the concept of money and you want them to understand the concept that their game which they keep getting stuff in is not going to be around forever?
>>726100747>The 80's are back in?You should see the mustaches on some of these little creeps lmao, and others look like they pressed the Jeffrey Dahmer button on the character generator screen
>>726100759conscience and cognizance are two different things>>726100774I know, thank you
>>726100624>>726100750I cannot remember myself at 4 years old. How do you explain that? No I never suffered any head trauma, no I never used any kind of drugs or even alcohol in my life. No, I didn't get raped either.
>>726100701that looks cool to them, your opinion doesn't matter. also what's more important is how they feel about the way they dress. if they think they themselves look cool in shitty flip flops, good for their confidence. if they dress like a hipster and kids laugh at him but he still thinks he's the coolest fuck ever? good for himyour parents forcing them to wear 5 year old shirts? please
>>726100835It doesn't matter. Interacting with children is the same as interacting with an animal. They don't understand anything happening around them. It's a waste of your time.
>>726089490kids media nowadays is literally the opposite of educational and conditions them to be actual retards with an attention span of 10 seconds >>726090098forcing them to like the things you like is different than actually educating your kids and making sure that they grow up to be capable adults instead of retards who can't even read short stories
>>726100347I'm sorry that your family has retarded genes. With 4, he only had problems with turning the camera around the tractor, but he was able to go forward/backward. Now, a year older, he is able to select the right camera position. Also does backward maneuvers to park his machines fast as fuck. White genes are OP.
>>726097685Cope faggot. You literally read like shitcel school shooter threat. It's probably for the best that you don't talk to them for their wellbeing
>>726100859not everyone is brainwashed this hard though, lots of people homeschool, people grow up on a farm and don't use social media, tens or hundreds of thousands of people just in the US alone
>>726100928This thread very clearly proved that not a single faggot here should breed.
>>726100928because it's not like kids always had ADHD since the 50's and tom and jerry wasn't brainrot
>>726098086Dis nigga wavedashing against kids?
>>726100995Imagine being filtered by KOTOR this hard
>>726100962Yeah I'll believe your tiny Einstein when I see it. No, I am not asking you to post it, you word-twisting nigger.>>726100984Finally. Thank you.
>>726093374>normalfags treat video games as a vehicle for socializing rather than enjoying them for their own sakeThis isn't even a 2025 thing.World of Warcraft, Everquest and other MMOs were extremely popular in the early 2000s, and a lot of players were playing as an excuse to socialise.
>>726100998when was the last time you sat down and watched an episode of tom and jerry without checking your phone anon?
>>726100870My niece only started going to school and she's very creative, smart and responsible for her ageShe barely needs grown-ups to helped out and practically acts like a mom to her pre-school little sister now lol
>>726101058just don't go shoot up a school with your vitriol hate for children.
>>726090372>No, I got into cooking because of my grandma and gardening because of my grandpa and I wanted to hold onto everything they taught me because its a way to keep them alive.Regular and how it should be.>And passing that down to my nieces keeps my grandparents alive for a generation that doesn't remember them.This sounds unnecessarily perverted.
>>726101090Oh fuck off. Suddenly all of you retards have prodigy kids around you. Kill yourself.
>>726101065WoW was always for the slightly more normalfag of the nerds, but it was still for nerds. You can't possibly compare WoWtards of the mid-late 2000's to today's crop
>>726100759I could comprehend shit like Baldur's Gate and Diablo when I was like, 5. Sorry dude but you sound positively insane
>>726089859>>726089490Zoomers are just boomers 2.0My boomer dad also plays some retarded facebook f2p shit
>>726101149>>726101126
>>726101126I didn't say that she's a prodigy, only that she's a clever kid.
>>726089716You don't understand. Everyone is supposed to be me. Me is better than not-me because me is meeeeeeeeeeee, why doesn't anyone see that?
>>726101065Only very slightly related to the topic, but I hate that while you can use games to talk about whatever with people, I hate how hard it actually is to talk and be excited about games specifically with people. Sometimes I can but half the time it feels like people actively do not want to talk about video games despite claiming to love them and it's really sad. I love this hobby and it always makes my heart warm when someone wants to talk about stuff they love in games even if they don't exactly love the game, you know? Most conversations I see are people looking for reasons -not- to play games anymore and I just find that really sad :(
>>726098389don't reply to bait anon.just keep up the good uncle work
>>726100989>reading comprehensioni was talking about forcing your kids to wear stuff from the bargain bin instead of things THEY like is bad for their mental health. being obsessed with fashion is harmful but spending a little so they can geel like they're the coolest kid in town doesn't require muchjesus why do i have to explain this
>>726100989>suddenly inbred rednecks are a example of good parenting
>>726090098I do this to everyone. Me is supposed to be the only person who exists, so me can exist forever.
>>726101176>I didn't say that she's a prodigyShe'd have to be, to function like a human at that age.
>>726101149I was jamming out on Ultima Online when I was like 9, KOTOR when I was 12. Diablo might've been around 9-10. I don't think I could've handled them at 5 but the notion that kids can't comprehend things at all is ridiculous.
>>726101230have you never seen a 5yo anon? I could read and write when I was 5, it's not that weird
>>726101227>I get all of my information about the world from news and social media curated by Jews which then becomes my own worldviewWhy are you even here?
>>726094812This is probably the most low iq thing I've read all day. Jesus christ what parental beating did you receive to achieve such retarded thinking.
they're not kids anymore but I noticed that a lot of early zoomers are being anti-tech and pushing for a "digital minimalism" trendI actually met a few IRL who ditched their smart phones for old flip phones
>>726097064>The autism prevents you from internalizing the hypocrisy in people instructing you not to do underage sex and drugs and making an effort for you to do that while they did.What's wrong with underage sex?
>>726098412literal shitskin behavior
>>726101275>have you never seen a 5yo anon?Yes, that's why I'm telling you. They're all fucking retarded. >>726101320Fuck you.
>>726101230>having creativity and some responsibility at the age of like 7-8 years old makes you a prodigyHonestly I feel bad now, clearly your parents sucked
>>726101325yeah, a lot of gen-Z is strongly anti-AI but we're not really kids anymode
beat frogposters until they turn blue
>>726101385>Fuck you.Oh is low iq mad? I bet your nephew think you're are retarded low iq faggot as well
>>726101227you ever read about how tech billionaires raise their kids? protip they don't let them have ipads lmao
>>726101410>gen-Z is strongly anti-AIYou strongly dislike large language models? I have to imagine that this is because it's harder to become an artist or a warm body (((journalist))).
>>726101058Here we are having fun with donkey kong country.
Letting kids who do not understand how money works get into games filled with microtransactions is no better than turning them into iPad babies.
>>726101364>What's wrong with underage sex?Only everything. >>726101387>clearly your parents suckedNo. They never celebrated anything that wasn't really really impressive, and of course I couldn't do anything impressive because I was retarded when I was a kid. Like every other human. Only faggots care about participation trophies anyways. I'll repeat it to you again: Children are fucking idiots. They don't even know they exist.
>>726101325Early zoomers(like me) grew up without phones, caught the tail-end of the old internet and remember the world before access to the internet became commonplace.So what you say shouldn't be a surprise, we vividly remember society before social media.
>>726101542You seem to be projecting a lot. You weren't sapient as a child so you assume everyone else wasn't too. In reality it was more a (You) problem.
>>726101542>I was a retarded kid so all children are retarded. If your child is actually a little smart then it's a fucking prodigyHoly shit, it all makes sense now. You ARE a nigger!
KOTOR is boring af lmaoDid anyone play it as a kid. It's played by 20 something star wars dorks
Blame your retarded siblings for letting them play roblox at all. I play Mario Wonder and SA2 with my nephew when he visits because his parents havent let him play any online games yet
>>726101574>Early zoomers(like me) grew up without phonesno you did not, nobody born after about 1993 grew up without smartphones as part of their teenage years
>>726101638I played it when I was 11. My build was fucking horrible but I still did just fine.
>sister and brother in law still protecting son from overwhelming media at 4>already saw some spider man cartoons, got addicted to it>his father plays souls gamesI'm not sure if I'll be the cool uncle when he's a little older, I might just be the sad fuck playing video games while he goes out with friends or plays soccer
>>726091524As an ESL vidya genuinely encouraged me to learn to understand englando.
>>726101527shit forgot the pic
>>726101712This, I didn't really have a concept of builds and just played what was coolest/most fun. Trying to figure out how to translate this for the younger generation... tossing my glizzy (lightsaber) at they opps and force lightning zap zap zap them niggas
>>726090252Kids these days don't even like Star Wars. And adults.
>>726101623>>726101620There you go with the twisting of words like a total nigger again. I started doing things I still do today as a kid and I was fucking trash at it because kids are retarded, of course no one would notice me doing things like playing instruments or fucking with computers because I didn't know what I was doing, I might as well have been shoving a flute up my nose, I don't remember. I only got really good at all the things I like after becoming an adult (25+). I don't consider anyone below that age as a human.
>>726101803That's understandable given the absolute state of Disney wars.
>>726101770really not smart to post your young family members on this website, but nice setuplooks wholesome
>>726101770what happened to your hair
>>726100798Yes, they need to learn to think critically about these things.
>>726101835half of men go bald when they get older, zoomers are like 30 now so I'm expecting a wave of social media melties in the next 3-5 years
>>726101830Can't see shit anyways.>>726101835At least got nice muscles for it.
zoomers are going to put millennial scum to shame in every aspect
>>726101692I didn't though, I'm not american so smartphones and social media infested society more slowly, I could see the change happen in real time.Sure, they started taking over during my final highschool years but as a weirdo it took me a very long time to give in and get a phone.
>>726101951Jokes aside, I find it a little alarming that they just eat up everything the Jews tell them to say. They're literally reposting boomer "avocado toast" memes on TikTok now.
>>726101951>Zoomers are wan piss faggotsYeah, no. That's the #1 sign that they're fucking retarded.
>>726097548>I had a girlfriend in highschoolWhy didn't you stay with her?
>>726102013Anon, your mistake is thinking that those are real people. Most of that is bots.
>>726102009Zoomers refers to Americans, just like boomers
>>726102059Which ones are the bots? How can you tell? The average comment is indistinguishable from what a bot would say, and I don't see how you can actually discern between the two.
>>726101951wdym 'are' the already have and most of them are old and literally unc. They are already being replaced with their younger cohort who is just as stupid and irony poisoned as they are.
>>726102164can't tell if this poster is 15 or 55
>>726101692that is absolutely false. were you born in 1993? i was born in 96 and only had a phone that could call/text throughout high school. a lot of kids did
>>726101951>Aimlessly toppling of their own governments that would mostly result in a che guevera replacement that is 10 times worseYeah sounds cool.
>>726102216>i was born in 96 and only had a phone that could call/text throughout high school. a lot of kids didIt doesn't count if you're from Nicaragua
>>726101872I was out of the hair market at 20. Only bald in the family. Such is life. I think it was the creatine i took for the gym.
>>726102262new england in an upper class school actually.
>>726102098Until proven otherwise I just assume they all are. None of that looks like genuine human behavior.
>>726102262Retard
>>726091214Because there were nothing else, grandpa
>>726102439Nicaraguan detected
>>726102302>out of the hair market at 20. Only bald in the family. Such is lifeNTA but I'm turning 40 this year and I think it's time to shave it off. How's dating after baldness?
get a kid of your own nerd
>>726102457Monkey detected
>>726102520It wasn't meant as an insult, it's just that when people talk about generations in these terms, they are referring specifically to America. Nobody is talking about the 'baby boomers of Nicaragua'
>>726102319Decent smartphones were out already when you were a freshman or maybe a junior in high school. There is no way a large percentage of students didn't have them. Teenagers in my school always had the latest feature phone and immediately adopted smartphones once we graduated.
I am 35 years old and enjoy fortnite and have maxed out almost every battle pass
>>726102672>I am 35 years old and enjoy fortniteyeah that makes sense, kids today play Valorant
>>726098976Yeah sure. It's some sad prick LARPing.>>726102319Yeah I don't believe you.
>>726102695lmao kids today play roblox and call of duty
>>726089490Should've shown him KOTOR 2, KOTOR 1 sucks
>>726102216>i was born in 96 and only had a phone that could call/text throughout high schoolfreshman sure, 2010 was before mass iphone adoption. Sophomore and junior/senior is actually unthinkable.
>>726102672I played it for the simpsons event. But i only have 400 bucks of those and i can't unlock Homer.
>>726102735>call of dutyuncslop, they just play roblox(free), gachas(free) and FOTM co-op games
huh uhuh huhuhuh
>>726101951They already ruined the internet
>>726102672>I have shit taste lookthere's probably some giga autist +40 year old male who still plays with barbie, you're not special.
>>726102735>lmao kids today play roblox and call of dutygamer girls like me play valorant tho, dumb moid
>>726102551The vast majority of anons are from the US and Europe
>>726101120you are jewish
>>7261028534chan is a minority-majority website, sorry to say
>>726092072>I'm going to torture my child by not exposing them to tranny porn
>thread finally autosaginguncs can sleep
>>726089716more like the little nigger is addicted to collecting e-slop on goyblox instead of playing games and it's a little sad
>>726102891Okay my Belizean friend
>>726102756buy fortnite crew - for $12 you get-30 days access to battle pass (anything redeemed is kept but lose access to new redeeming afterward), including the new one when it rolls over-30 days access to lego pass (dogshit) including the new one when it rolls over-30 days access to festival pass (usually good, sucks dick right now) including the new one when it rolls over-30 days access to OG pass (good) including the new one when it rolls over-$10 worth of vbucks, or 1000 vbucks-2 crew skinsbasically if you buy it now you'd get about 11 more days of simpsons pass and then 19 days of the next pass. you could also buy a starter pack for $4.50 for 600 vbucks but the crew trick is way better since between that and the battle pass it'll give you enough to get another simpsons skin from the shop (or a non simpsons skin bundle)also if you have game pass ultimate, its going to include fortnite crew ($12 on it's own) as a benefit starting tomorrow, so if you wanted to play call of duty slop you could buy one month of ultimate for $20 if you don't want to do the trick and get 17~ months for $200
>>726090372Disgustingly, sickeningly based.
>>726092072>no modern social skillsThat's a good thing
>little brother only plays roblox and watches brainrot on youtube>getting him a ps5 for christmasdo I even bother getting him games with it? he's just gonna play roblox and fortnite, isn't he?I mean, I'll give my collection of ps4 games either way, if there's hope he'll at least like GoW3 or something.Unrelated, but why do people here view roblox and fortnite so negatively? It's basically just the generational equivalent of gmod or counter strike, right? I mean both of them have a bunch of brainrot shit and rampant monetization, but that's near unavoidable with modern online games.
>>726103090Roblox has virtually no moderation so if you go on it as someone under the age of like 13 or 14, you unironically might get exposed to child predators. Also a lot of the modes are extremely lazy/retarded/fucked up - like putting sexual stuff or memes about murdered people and shit in their games.Fortnite gets a bad rap, of all the "kids" games its the most fun and enjoyable game.I think in general kids get a really good selection of free stuff because the companies want to make tons of money off cosmetics instead of $70 one time.If you have PS+, you could share the subscription with him (I believe there's a way to share it with a second console) and tell him he has access to the ps+ catalog if you have that good goy premium or top tier thing
This entire thread makes me realize how much normalfaggotry has invested this board and this hobby as a whole.
>>726103301The death of 4chan began when failed normalfags decided that autists make good company.
>>726103301Maybe you're just getting old
Star Wars wasn't as fucking lame then as it was now. Why on earth would you pick something so lame, OP?
>>726103405And they outnumber autists 9:1
Here's mine for you faggots>32>furry>live in 3rd world shithole islamic country>all siblings married>meanwhile I hate marriage>don't want kids after marriage>non religious (yup, I'd get my head chopped if I come outMy parents gave up. Better to stay single than marry some poor girl and what if my kids turn out to be either turbo religious or drug addict junkies since I can't even take care of myself properly
>>726092685I think a part of it is the consequence that places for children to spend time in have been compromised over time so socializing online is their only resort
>>726103724not only that, but why would he show something that isn't even an easy to get into star wars gamefucking rogue squadron 2 would fucking own way more
>>726094812I've seen fucking 5 year olds put together sound arguments talking to their parents while in the train.They're as smart as you treat them, they mostly just lack life experience, but they aren't fundamentally less sentinent.In that sense, some autist who just hangs out at home for all his life is not better than a child because it isn't age that defines you, but experiences
>>726103795>something that isn't even an easy to get intohave you ever been tested for a learning disability?
>>726089490Honestly I'm happier with Roblox filtering these people out.
>>726101228This but im me.
>>726090252Aside from pokemon I never got interested in RPG's until I was in my late teens at the very least. I thought Chrono Trigger was eh when I was a kid and should've been more like Secret of Mana, but now I realize it's a great game on its own merits.
>>726103989Yes, a DnD based skill and combat system about an old nerdy game with clunky combat is great for some roblox zoomer to first get their toes wetBunch of retards
>>726104219it's not like you're literally rolling a 20-sided die bro, adding clearly defined stats is not that complex. That and you can button mash this and still win the game, you just take different routes. THat's the point
Really hope you're being ironic op
>>726104443im the first anon you replied to and nta but nigger if you have like less than an hour to win a kid's attention span over, you show them something cool as fuck like Rogue Squadron 2 instead of a game that takes hours to get into or button mashing to tolerate. kotor is a good game but its not a good game for showing off to a kid or teen unless they like that shit already
>>726091214You were a NERD, real men were playing stuff like Halo 2 back then. And I say this as a guy who got into TES lore from Oblivion.
>>726089490You showed him the wrong game, dumbshit. Show him something more flashy but still has substance. I showed my nephew Half Life 2 and Doom when he was 4. He’s 10 now and TF2, Gmod and megaWADS have consumed his life lmao.
>>726104614it's literally a choose your own ending story game dude
>>726090372Terminally based
>>726090372That actually awesome.
>>726095612being a furry is unironically an advantage in these days of online socialization since furries will often be of higher education and talent and open a lot of social opportunities.All of this is just a consequence of socialization moving away from local hangout culture (skater kids, punks at the train stop, jocks at the sport court) to online youth culture (furries, weebs, chuds). In that sense the whole gender/sexuality deconstruction also makes more sense since in the online space, your physical being is secondary to what you present yourself as
>>726103795If you have high strength use a lightsaberIf you have high dexterity use a gun. Or a lightsaber.Pop your buffs and click the bad guys to death.Upgrade the skills based on the stats you're best at and also persuade.
>>726089490>show him KOTOR on my OG Xboxim 32 and i would react like your newphew did because essentially what >>726089794
>>726099468I miss the time when LP wasn't socially acceptableHere's my favorite album
My nephew watched me playing Terranigma on my Deck and asked me if that was on Switch 2 because he liked it... chat what do I do?
Kids want exciting and easily accessible action games with high skill ceilings, shit like racing, and shooters.
I showed my lil cousin Void Stranger since he likes puzzles. He has been going at it for 3 days straight now sending me updates whenever he finds something cool.his parents dont like that he is interacting with me so much. life is pain
>>726106282get him on booze and ciggies then
