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Not after watching them play Doom 2016 or Cuphead. I never gave their opinions much weight before then but after that? lolnoThere is exactly one person's opinions on vidya that I trust.
No, I trust watching actual gameplay on YouTube and trying it for myself.
>>726090943>we don't need goymers because corpo pays us for ideologically driven shilling>wait, we need your trustGame gornualism was always high-effort shilling, but at least there was a place for nerds who liked games and wanted to write some pretentious shit in a funny way. When they replaced nerd with just jornos who searched for money, it died immediately
This is >"dont do your own research, trust the science goy!"but indescribably pathetic.
>>726090943>trusting anything post click-bait era
Reviews are pretty outdated now that you can get HD gameplay of literally anything. So easy to watch for a bit and get the gist of it and if you'll enjoy it. Reviews only have value now before the game is released but the shilling is off the charts in those "reviews" so you can't trust any of it.
>>726090943Nah
>>726090943
The "time to trust video game reviews", if there ever was one, would probably be the 2000s. Early enough for the internet to change the journalistic paradigm from print, but not late enough for that paradigm shift to go to complete shit.
I don't have to trust people I don't listen to.
>>726090943sorry fags, you did this to yourselves
>>726090943>>726091150
>>726091117is it mine?
>>726090943do something to show youre trustworthy first
>>726090943I haven’t trusted these fuckers since Mass Effect 3.
>>726091384oh, you are going to set up labs and do double blind tests?
Sureeeeeee....
>>726090943/v/ already does because they still post metacritic/open critic scores. I never did and never will. At least I feel like when we were in the magazine era the writing teams were a little less shit, but at the same time were still very at risk of being corrupted by money or bias. The time of their relevancy has long since past.
you all say this but come december you'll all be glued to your screens watching dorito pope's awards and posting 50 threads a minute about who won the journo awards.
>>726092087That's when I take a /v/ break
>>726090943No, I will not trust them, most of whom are women who hate men, who have made it their mission to attack white straight males, tried to incite theater shootings when Joker was released because the protagonist was a white straight male living in poverty and facing hardship due to the physical and psychological disabilities inflicted upon him by a woman, going against their narrative of white male privilege and showing that women mindlessly do things because they'll never take responsibility for anything and why a record 1.14 million abortions were performed in the USA in 2024, while also celebrating the murder of Charlie Kirk because he was a white straight male married with two children killed by a faggot after his university brainwashed him into becoming a furry and fucking trannies.You invade, infest, try to take away and/or trash anything I and my demographic cares about and the more we love something the more you want to destroy it with deliberate malicious intent because you are NPC monsters in human skin, evil and rotten to the core.I hate you and everything you stand for because its based on infantile spiteful hatred of white straight males because you're narcissistic sociopaths with the minds of children because Daddy didn't love you and/or because you're a lazy retarded piece of shit who wants someone to blame for your worthless existence that you're never willing to take control over and do something about due to your sense of self-entitlement that makes you relentlessly angry because you're not getting everything the way you want all the time without having to work for and earn the things you think you deserve because you want them with the (((media))) telling you that you're not getting them because of the evil white straight male patriarchal oppression that only exists in your diseased minds as a coping mechanism for being retarded parasitic cockroaches!
>>726093373Now I know like an infant who never developed emotionally beyond grade school, you'll call me a CHUD and INCEL (words you use as substitutes for UGLY and VIRGIN because you can't be a grown adult calling people names like you would on a school yard and can be easily dismissed as low I.Q. cretins not worth listening to) well guess what, I've been married for over a decade while my Wife and I have sex on a regular basis because we love each other.This is something you and your kind will never experience because you use sex not as a way of bonding with someone but as instant gratification befitting of your shallow and superficial understanding of the human condition and will die unloved, forgotten and all alone in a cold dark room in the future by which time you will have lost everything you cared about with your ashes flushed down the nearest toilet because by then no one will care that you died while I have no doubt that there's no one who cares that you are alive now and will burn in Hell for eternity where you belong!!!FACT!!!
it's time to start beheading video game reviewers
>>726090943Castrate game journalists with bolt cutters
>>726090943#NOTALLJOURNALISTS
I think it's time to straight up kill reviews as a wholeAll of them are pointless
the bullshit was being called out in 1994
>>726091760is this guy half-asian?
>>726092087I've never watched the goy awards and I never will
you'll brag about not listening to journos but you'll still repost their ragebait as if it wasn't intentional on their part, you'll still post steam charts and whatever else it takes to avoid relying on your own judgement. whatever it takes to avoid using your own eyes and ears that you know are useless
