>/v/ dickrides Dispatch for an entire month straight (a literal capeshit "game")>an NPC in Metroid Prime 4 has quirky relatable dialogue >/v/ suddenly has standards
>>726091460Exactly lolbut I get it, faggy dispatch threads are juust light mini reddit raids.
>>726091460He would be fine if he only talks when you are around him. If he is your replacement Adam and never shuts the fuck up while you are doing literally anything than he will be a problem.Just a chatterbox nerd when you have to interact with him is fine. I hope to fuck he isn't your Navi.
>>726091460Metroid is an established IP with multiple entries.Dispatch is a new IP. People have different expectations usually when it comes to things like this. Dispatch had the luxury to do whatever it wanted with it's sole entry so far.
>>726091745Anyone who dislikes Myles is actually an insufferable retard.
>>726091460/v/ is full of broccoli tops that feast upon fomo and friendslop. You are just as golem as they are for seeming to give the slightest shit about those ebonic culture thralls.
>>726091786That's fair. The game isn't out yet, and we haven't seen everything. Fair's fair and all.
>>726091460is this NPC suppose to be like claptrap with the quips and commentary? Yeah, that won't get old quickly.
>>726092709nobody knowsgame comes out in 2 weeks
>>726091460Never played Dispatch.Too much woke.
>>726091460You don't expect the alien shooter to suffer convergent design with the critical role quipcape interactive book.People are understandably confused and upset.
>>726091460>/v/ is all the same strawman I just made up!
>>726091460If you couldn't see that dispatch threads were just actual shilling, then I dont know what to tell you
>>726091460You could've just said "An NPC has dialogue".Named characters with human faces and full voice acting do not belong in games.>Faceless engineer back at base giving you a professional rundown of how fucked you are in a high stress situationOK, this character can have voice acting. Get Phil from accounting to do it.>Named character following you around whose faceplate constantly pops up to give you a running commentary and jokesNot OK, this character does not get vocal cords, this character gets to make a gibberish noise while a textbox pops up that can be skipped through.
>>726091786You have no standards
