At this very moment, Bethesda's writing team, headed by award nominee Emil Pagliarulo, is working hard on TES6 and Fallout 5.
>>726091506This scene is reposted constantly hereIt is objectively more impactful than "muh good writing"
>>726091506You can tell they were influenced by movies and go over the script in their head trying to vocalize it
>>726091647>It is objectively more impactful than "muh good writing"Imagine being this stupid.
>>726091506
>>726091506That's why he's only an award 'nominee'
>>726091647Shitting your pants in public is objectively more impactful than "muh public restrooms"
>no option to go "good riddance"Great roleplaying by Bethesda once again!
>>726091976Get the stick out of your ass.
>>726092193Lmao retard.
>>726091506Oh no no no
>>726092141>5. [Necrophilia] *Unzips pants*
>>726092024kek
>>726091506Where's the gore in this shit game? Why did someone punch the blood out of her perfectly?
>>726091506[Medicine] [Sarcastic] I'm no doctor but this doesn't look gud
>>726091506George RR Martin is writing the next Elder Scrolls game.
>>726091506this scene was way better once you realized the companion that dies is the one with the lowest relationship score among the 4 companions you can have in Constellation, so it's always the one you least care about
>>726092727>We will get to see The Lusty Argonian Maid 2 in our lifetimes
>>726092580>die>someone names a houseplant after you
>>726092105>poop analogygood morning sir
[Survival] Looks like she didn't survive that attack.
>>726092727He really will do literally anything to not finish that fucking book
Eh, Project Tamriel Rebuilt is the true continuation of Elder Scrolls anyway
>>726091647>This scene (...) is objectively more impactful than "muh good writing"What does this even mean?
>>726091506>Your vitals are... no no no no... dont redeem the vitals maam
>>7260916474chan isn't real life
I don't think it's good but I also can't think of any way they could have done it better either with the extreme limitations on player input their dialogue system has.The entire concept of having an emotional/dramatic moment directly involving a character who only communicate using a single voiceless sentence is pretty fucked from the get go.
>>726091647>>726092193Now get the bad ending in snoot game and tell me with a straight face than this comedic garbage was more impactful
>>726092727Would be an improvement, considering Elden Ring is better than any given Bethesda game, which is crazy considering how shit Elden Ring is.
>>726092024lol
>>726098610>better than MorrowindNah. ER's writing and story feel like an ESL with chatGPT asking it to gen a fromslop story with Martin qualities. I never got how people are so into it. I mean, I guess there's a sexy femboy? Meh. Morrowind is Dune mixed with Tolkien + a heavy dose of psilocybin.
>>726099291Morrowind is fucking dogshit, you're a jeet so of course you love it.
BUT DOCTOR, I AM PAGLIARULO!
>>726092024YES YES YES YES
>>726091506Emil won and Emil fucking triggered and assblasted the fuck out of haters and Vidyagame midwits who think dogshit Shlock like New vegas and Witcher 3 are legitimate art. Emil was right about literally everything and every single one of his points that he ever tried making flew over gamers' heads because gamers are retarded subhuman, useless-eater cattle, subhuman garbage
>>726091506>1. [Vidya] The writing, it's.... No... No no no no....
>>726092962What are you talking about? It's the opposite. It picks the one with the highest score.
>>726091506>>726091647>medicine check to say the exact same thing and have the exact same result as the other three non-check dialog optionsThis is why modern Bethesda sucks now
>>726099651>vidyashitter pretends to know shit about "writing"A classic
>>726091506>Your vitals are... no... NONONONO...Fixed
>>726099405Morrowind has some stuff about how ackshually le trad European fantasy tropes are le heckin "boring" cause it's le basic, even though everyone likes that stuff, cause look at le heckin mushroom trees and le ebic streetshitter-inspired exotic religious lore and sheeit. So tryhard vidya midwits have to pretend to really like it and pretend to not like Skyrim and Oblivion, even though everyone does like those games, and everyone really did like them at the time
>>726091506Pumping
>>726100396Shitblivion and Shitrim are also garbage, kill yourself, tranny jeet.
>>726099405>>726100396What the fuck are you people talking about. Morrowind is great and will continue to be talked about for another 20 years, even now nobody gives a shit about Elden Ring anymore.
>>726100396Can someone translate what this retard just said into English?
>>726100676You're kinda right about how no one cares about Elden ring but I'm just taking the piss a little bit. Morrowind is pretty good and all, but for fuck's sake, stop jerking off over Kirkbride's retarded pseud ramblings
>>726100627Kys shitter
Thanks to the internet when someone says NO NO NO NO I start laughing and remembering that one video "look at the top of his head".
>>726101232reminder that the drugs wasnt to get kirkbride to some writer's epiphany state, it was to deal with todd cause he was a fucking nightmare to work for.
>>726100396Stop speaking in fucking gay memes as if they add anything to your argument, you pedantic little dweeb. The “le” shit has got to be over 10 years old at this point, it was cringe fedora redditor humor back then and it’s outright embarrassing now
>>726102543>le is le 10 years old doodYeah the entire memetic warfare of the internet is based on stale garbage cause zoomshitters can't create. Not my fault the nu-internet sucks a bag and a half of dicks
>>726091506Friendly reminder that Saarfield has a covid analogue that they wrote wrong.You have an option to send out a species of animal that naturally hunts the Terrormorphs attacking humans but doesn't care for humans, can be farmed and provide meat. OR you can release an unknown virus across the galaxy to try and wipe them out.The good option is to release the virus, if you don't, you're told off because you don't "trust the science" and it gives negative companion opinion with everyone.
>>726102703All the polshitter covid conspiracy stuff was wrong. Didn't read the rest of your post, just had to clarify that fact
>>726102895I don't give a fuck about a conspiracy theory.I am shitting on the writing because it's so bad they made releasing an unknown virus across all human civilisation the good option in their covid analogue.
Emil will save TES6Facts
>>726091506total coal burner death. based
>>726103595He'll just write a shittier version of Dune.
>>726092727grrm: all hetero white guys be evil, white girls of hammerfell are slaves, the game.
>>726092992miss liftshertail needs her own questline or game or tv show
>>726093039Truly succulent.
>>726103852We need to embrace being evil....
>>726102169For me, it's the jeet screaming NONONONO WHY DID YOU REDEEM IT
>>726091506I guess you millennials would appreciate it better if it said "Well, that just happened" or "Awkwaaaard!"
>>726091506>Emil Pagliarulothis faggot cant write for an RPG, he writes what ever and then the designers try to fit in his retarded shit inhes the chris mentzen of bethesda, another incompetent nepo fuck who stays on his position do to cronyism
>>726105337OP pic and what you wrote are the same thing anyway. It's the usual disney marvel tier retardation.
>>726105337i would appreciate if it didnt kill off characters that have no story relevance, and actually allowed us to do somethingyet ever since fallout 3 bethesda games been obsessed with railroading you into retarded emotional hostage situation where you are supposed to feel something to npcs with barely any characterizationfallout 4 son situation was the biggest cancer in that regard
Oh no no no no... Shit field bro...
>>726091506Never forget how the stupid faggot cucks on this board shilled starfieldAn even worse example is the literal SPACE JEW quest
>>726107942Yep, I remember the shitty giga chad editsLmao what a loser
>>726103595Just like he "saved" Skyrim, FO4 and Starfield.
>>726102703>The good option is to release the virus, if you don't, you're told off because you don't "trust the science" and it gives negative companion opinion with everyone.That's even more retarded than the quest with the resort planet and the old starship from earth. Amazing.
>>726091647>Go to a restaurant>Order a steak>Instead I get a turd on a plate>I'm still talking about it 10 years later>Somehow, that makes this turd better than all the other restaurants I've ever eaten at
>>726092141I remember trying to be a douche and the game became unfun after that because it wants you to be a good guy to the good guys.
My favorite no-no is here
Emil is just objectively not fit to write RPGs and it boggles me how he even managed to land the role of lead writer.
>>726091506What award was that?
>>726099615>starts referring to himself in third person
>>726108773>Oh you just need me, a radio-active proof friend of yours, to press some buttons?>No, no! It is not right. You must die an agonizing death while I watch with amusement at your death throes. I am very intelligent.Huh
>>726108773because it ties deeply into his role as game designer.Love it or hate he's absolutely nailed the normie slop RPG formula multiple times from oblivion up to not but including starfield.
>>726093974It means he wants (You)s, he succeeded.
>>726103541>There are three races>black>white>somewhere in the middleIs that not considered offensive?
>>726091506You know that one long talk Emil had about the writing process at Bethesda. In that talk he admits that he, and the rest of the development team, didn't realize "until late in the process" that suspicion and questioning identity would be a major theme of Fallout 4. Think about that. Emil and Bethesda didn't realize that their rip off Bladerunner and Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, featuring synthetic humans indistinguishable from real humans who are replacing those real humans would have a strong theme of suspicion and questioning identity.That is who is writing the next Elder Scrolls game.https://youtu.be/Bi51-wjcwp8?si=ME_a9VIYhVcicsiY&t=457
