what are we trading in bros?
>>726093775My peenus weenus
>>726093775No, I don't need five cents.
>>726093775used condoms
If I trade a hundred dollars, how much store credits will I get?
i got a bigass used tent i need to get rid of
>>726093775your mom
>>726093775This sounds like a retarded fucking idea probably thought up in some retarded meeting by retards that'll in reality be a miserable fucking experience for the employees on the ground.
my poopie diapies
>>726093775CARS FOR THE PSP>>726093838spbp imagine giving your physical goods to a failing retailer for significantly less than you can scrape up off eBay
>>726093775Grains of sand, one by one?
>>726093775"I will be taking my new copy of the latest zelda game, please"
>>726093775If I had any old game or console I would want to part with, then its something Gamestop would only give a small fraction of the gas money I used to get there for it.
>>726093834fpbp
>>726093775>store credityea thanks im good
>>726093775a few books, some DVDs and Blu Rays with foreign regions, my old used up knife that I used to open way too many packages with and now it's stained with tape glue.
Finally a good use for my bottles.
>>726094275ahh.. a mario sunshine fan I see, say no more. Take your fresh new copy of the all-in-one package, sir
I can't believe scalper assholes give me better price on used game than gamestop
is the point to get more people in to the store in hopes of converting them into a paying customer?
I'm going to go hangout there and see if I can snipe anything from the store before people trade it in. Nice try Gamestop, I'm onto you.
>>726094750That's a great idea lol
>>726094746I think they want to start selling older games again, and if that happens they will certainly be selling things I want.
pic from websearchbut I have one of these in a storage container. Not sure if I ever opened it. Are they worth something?
>>726094802Bet at least one dude will walk in there with a Dreamcast, and I want that Dreamcast.
>>726093775Im boycotting gamestop since they revealed that they are MAGAtards.
>>726093915About $12.62
>>726094456is that the pawn shop guy? The hell happened to him, looks like he had a stroke.
>>726095009it was the vaxxthey're all fucked now and don't record their show anymore
>>726094921
I'll trade my fat cock into the e-girl at the counter until she's pregnant.
>>726093775Alright, how many cum jars are they going to receive on their first day?
>>726093775The Gamesphere is too spherical for wagieshttps://youtu.be/DT5ed9kXdQU?si=lSCJ89RoSTZ3KIh3
>>726093775I found an old Genesis in my attic. I don't know if it works, so I'll take a minimum $20 in trade credit.
>>726095480if this was not scripted then might he be blessedif it was scripted though.....oh boy
>>726095480>didn't even test it outAmateurs
>>726095480I've seen a handful of this kid's videos, it is insane how quickly retail wagies will call the cops over the most innocuous shit.
>>726095480>gotta call the cops for a hairless joke come on now
>>726094869Wouldn't you rather try to snag an NES 001? It's the first DS ever made.
why are some fat fucks irredeemable garbage and others are chill as fuck, who should i worry about more if one is behind me?
>>726095884>>726095937When you're around blacks for too long, your trigger finger gets twitchy.
>>726093775used panties
>>726095884>>726095937calling the cops on some zoomer fag trying to make a tiktok would be the highlight of my day. youd be lying if you denied this
>Find a cheap consumer good>Transport it to a distant Gamestop>Trade it in>Upgrade my spaceshipDon't interdict me; it makes me panic and shit my pants every time
i feel bad for all the videogame store employees that now have to figure out how to appraise random items because of a meme.
>>726096538They can channel their inner Pawn Stars
>trade in one black child>Gamestop MUST accept the child in barter per their advertising or face false advertising suit>But slavery is illegal per the 13th amendment>Call the cops as soon as the transaction is completed>Walk out with the whole store in my pocket
>>726094851If they offer any less than $25 for that, keep it and play it for yourself >>726094906Any business is gonna be team "freedom" because >muh tax breaks for the top of the topand in Donnie's case>possible extra breaks for figuratively fellating Apparently that's what it takes to be a business owner
>>726096785Human trafficking is also illegal, genius.
>>726093775Bring in a partially-melted MLP doll in a jar covered in hot glue and whitish hand soap, post it on tiktok, be rich
>>7260937757 dairy cows and my life sized silicone gardevoir doll
>>726096029*kills self*
>>726096538>feeling bad for wagies
Can I trade in my copy of Custer's Revenge?
>>726094048gamestop is desperate for relevance
>>726093834Is it tingle wingles?
>>726093775Literally "Anything"? No guideline that excludes something?If this is true, then it's possible to literally pay with shit for games.
>>726095937>wanting some zoomer to use me as a prop for his internet clout while im working my wageslave job can't blame him. same with those annoying social media girls who try to sing in front of the mcdonalds drive thru window
>>726093775
>>726093775Will they take my piss jugs?
>>726094048>miserable fucking experience for the employees on the ground.Executives actually consider this the minimum requirement for any kind of proposal. They get off on it.
>>726099438Someone has to try it. It would be eternal shit and giggles while also depicting Gamestop in a depraved way.
>>726094906If gamestop supports White Wellbeing in any tiny amount that makes them based.I still aint gonna shop there, but stay mad antiwhite vermin
>>726093775This is a fake promotion to piss off a bunch of gamestop employees, isn't it?
So basically they'll have a database of various old games/consoles, and some collectable shit, with a price guide for condition, and everything else will just default trade for 1 cent.
>>726093775I suppose its good if its just for a single day.They are banking on faggots on coming in with retarded shit and faggots giving them UPdoots on reddit and xhitter and give them more trafficespecially to drown out the 4 troons like >>726094906 still mad
>>726099761And probably some sort of hotline to a handful of people who can appraise/authorise higher offers on things that "may" be actually valuable.
>>726093775I can finally trade in my unopened not for resale copy of BO3.
>>726093775Fucking Gamestop
>>726094250I'll give you tree fiddy for it.
>>726093775Ngl i kinda respect gamestop for their sheer defiance against online shopping and retail shops dissapearingThey just won't give up, look at them right now going as far as turning every single store into a pseudo pawnshopWith all that said there is no way this shitty company is worth $9 billion
>>726101074nothing is worth 9 billion. stonks are a meme.
>>726101074bro GAMESTOP is illuminati/annunaki/white spiritual boy trust fund tier this is no joke btw remember GME? i remember
>>726094257Learn to read, it's just for store credit, not cash on hand
>>726099636Basically it's a gimmick to give people some set amount of store credit, maybe $5, hoping they use it to buy something worth a lot more than the credit they get, Then they can post all the silly things people bring in for more publicity.
>>726099635this poster is fucking guaranteed indian
Do they even sell games anymore? I don't think I've been inside one for over a decade.
>Trade in anythingExcept not really>Exclusions include - Hazardous waste or material, chemicals, liquids. Lithium ion batteries or items containing lithium ion batteries. Weapons and ammo. Dead or alive animals (Taxidermy items are valid for trade). Alcohol, Tobacco, drugs or pharmaceuticals (legal or not). Computers (such as desktops, laptops, notebooks, all-in-ones, minis, workstations, e-readers, tablets, thin clients, smart displays, virtual reality headsets with built-in processor, interactive flat panel displays with built-in processor) excluding certain MacBooks GameStop normally accepts in trade. Computer peripherals intended for use with a computer and weighing less than 100 pounds (monitors, keyboards/keypads, mice/pointing devices, external hard drives (excluding those normally accepted in trade), facsimile machines, document scanners, printers, 3D printers, label printers, digital picture frames. Small electronic equipment (portable digital music players, VCRs, DVD players, DVRs, digital converter boxes, cable or satellite receivers, projectors including those with DVD player capability). Small scale servers. Televisions. Gift cards and other currency (foreign or domestic). Jewelry. Sexual and explicit items. Items resembling body parts. Items MUST fit in our 20x20x20 measuring box. Terms and conditions of promotion are subject to change. GameStop employees have the discretion to reject any item.
>>726101538>facsimile machinethey couldn't just say fax machine?
i havent seriously went to gamestop for years by now. the only reason i would go to one is if im in the mall and just drop in out of habit and i almost never go to malls now either.
>>726101538
>>726099210I would feel bad for your parents for raising such a parasitic failure. but you're a result of their shit parenting so I don't.
>>726093775>December 6>12.06.>666What an interesting date they've picked, to fulfill your lusts and to keep you blinded.
>>726095009He crashed out after he kept getting asked about Battletoads.
They bought about 580 million worth of bitcoin in August 2ndBitcoin is getting destroyed right now and they've lost 15% from that positionThey pissed away millions
>>726101886the jews just made that shit up like 3000 years ago bro
>>726101886I find it so interesting that these popular video game franchises have all conveniently reached the number 6.>GTA>Far Cry>Elder Scrolls>DOOM>Battlefield>Persona>Halo>Street Fighter>Hitman>MGS>Armored Core>Super Smash BrosAll announcing the mark of the beast.Revelation 13:17-18 KJVAnd that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.Honourable mention:>Resident Evil 9 (upside down 6)>Dying Light The Beast
>>726101919that CEO is so fucking worthless yet gets praised as some amazing dudehe's a massive retard
>>726101919they should hold onto it.bitfuck will be $1 million dollars in 2030.you should buy some too retardits cia money
Go to GameStop and trade in Battletoads.
Does Gamestop accept slaves?
>>726102031it's not in the exclusion list
>>726102070>Items must fit in a 20x20x20 boxsorry bro
Anything? How about houseflies? They do have a longer shelf life than Concord
>trading in your beloved gamesSCUM
>>726093775>Customers will be able to walk into any store and literally trade anything in exchange for store credit.And if this doesn't spell out to you the mark of the beast digital system, then you ain't paying attention.
>>726101943what are they gonna do next? digital id? that doesnt really bother me that much. whatever website i actually use that needs my id has it already. and if they force us to post with our real names on every website in the future i just wont post anything at all.
>>726101538>can't trade in my XL Rex from bad dragonfuckin lame
>>726101969ill buy it once it hits 50-60 :)
Anons, you're all thinking too small. This is our chance to give Gamestop the biggest shitpost since Battletoads. We should all work together to find the perfect trade-in and do it en masse.
>>726101943>>726102283Hello Langley. Shouldn't you be shitting up /pol/ and /x/? You don't get paid for /v/ posts last I checked.
>>726102283>>726102283>>726102429shut the fuck up, faggot cuck. no one cares about your schizo babble.
>>726102395taxidermy items are allowed so just trade in a bunch of taxidermied toads
>>726102429
>>726102473leave the schizo alone. he shows passion that he doesnt like the occult satanic pedophile elites running the world and believes in god.his brain may be on the schiz, but his alright.
>>726102473does his posts hurt you?
>>726093775Trade your mom
>>726093775holy shit gamestop's still alive?
>>726101943
>>726095054They don't record anymore because the main cast all fucked off to do their own thing. The Son moved to Mexico and opened up a BBQ place. The fat nerdy guy lost the weight and started his own novelty merch business. The store guy is going through his 3rd or 4th ex-wife.
>>726102502No, it needs to be something almost every anon here has access to. The answer is a lot simpler than we're making it out to be.
>>726093775>store creditkek, my town doesn't even have gamestop anymore, both of them shuttered earlier in the year.
>>726102558The truth hurts him, because he loves lies more.John 14:6 KJVJesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
>>726093775>what are we trading in bros?
>>726093775Drugs.They did say anything after all.
>>726094107
>>726094048They probably want to hoard a bunch of of stuff and they'll figure out what they can sell next. Like when they were hoarding retro games and now trading cards.
>>726101943you forgot about expedition 33 and how the company announced it sold 3.3 mill in 33 days
>>726093775The last time I heard any corporation giving good deals for vidya trade ins was Best Buy giving $99 for Xbox 360s a decade and half ago.There was a line of 200 people all with their 360s. Best Buy didn't check if they were working. As long as you had one official controller and the power cables you got $99. It was one day only.
gamestop becoming a pawn shop could actually be pretty funny now that i think about it.
>>726104552Good time to revive Pawn Stars: vidya edition.>wow is that a copy Rule of Rose for PS2? Let me call my expert>I'll give you $2 store credit. I'm taking a huge risk here.
>>726102865what are they gonna do to the unvaxxed?
