>when you get top from a bad bitch
>when Samus Aran gives you SLOPPY
So uhhh... Win...?
>>726097850this is another attack on our white heritage and culture like with rescue rangers
>>726098105He looks more Asian than White. He looks like the guy from Brain Age, they have very similar facial features.
>>726097850When you having intrusive objectifying thoughts but the head peak
>>726098203i mean making metroid a laughing stock. they tear everything down they are evil.
Why are we all trusting a reviewer suddenly?
>Where dey at doe?
>>726097850why is he doing the 67 thing
>>726098372Cause we have the gameplay and it backs them up. You can watch clips right now of our new friend quipping.
>>726097850maybe he dies in a gruesome fashion and it was all a ruse
https://files.catbox.moe/gdgcjh.mp4And now... she's a bowling ball. Yup!
>>726099043Did i just shift reality, WITH MY MIND!?
>>726099043
>>726098372Because... he shows gameplay corresponding to the exact point he's making every time
>>726099043>trying your fake slop again while the other thread is still upJesus, you're a dedicated one.
>>726099282>f-fakeCope