Millennial writing is the scourge that caused an irreparable damage to video games.
>>726101193That's gen x tho
>>726101193Well, when this fucking garbage doesn't sell and gets panned by everyone maybe they'll learn their lesson this time. If not, they will continue to produce dogshit.
Is the joke that millennials didn't write it but he looks like a nerdy millennial
>>726101254>they'll learn their lesson this timeEveryone, look at this naive guy, look at him and laugh
>>726101437The joke is nobody knows what year millennials are born in
>>726101193You can thank capeshit for its popularization
>>726101682Gen Y (I can't stand the word Millennial) is 1981 to 1996.
> no oc of him sitting in a cuck chair while master chief plows samus
I just know that almost everyone calling it Marvel writing is going to watch the new Avengers movies because their FOMO is too large.
>>726101193>muh millenialsIt's jews
>>726102154the last time I went out to see a movie... was Borat
>>726101193Joss Whedon is 61 years old.
>>726101193Seethe more zoom zoom
>>726101234fpbp.Millennials can't get into this industry because boomers and Gen X are gatekeeping them out of it, but they're an easy scapegoat anyway.
>>726101193Gen X writing you mean Those miserable fucks started this trend, that millennials merely picked up the torch of
>>726102165incredible, how did this make it unchallenged through the whole production line?
>>726102506Jews, is how
>>726102442There's some millennials in the industry but they're the ones writing stuff that's all about anxiety and trauma metaphors.
>>726101193I'm ready for edgy writing again.
Millennial derangement syndrome
>>726102574>riting stuff that's all about anxiety and trauma metaphors.wonder why
Is there a reason why zoomies think everything is the fault of their older siblings? They act like they've never actually met a fucking millennial in their lives.
>>726102723Wait till you hear who millennials blame for global warming
>>726102574>you are special :)>you can do anything :)>when you grow up, you will inherit this wonderful world and post-ww2 economy>oops 9/11>oops we stole your futures>sorry nothing left>sorry kiddos>btw watch marvel and star wars episode 7 :)If I were a millennial, I would kill my parents in their sleep.
>>726102720Yeah every generation after gen x is getting fucked hard but millennials are the going to be the first generation where the majority of them can't retire and will die not owning anything
>>726102723>millennials literally blame everything wrong with their lives on zoomersgee I wonder why
>>726102723It's a jew psyop so White people keep fighting amongst themselves instead of focusing on the real root of the issue
>>726102442Boomers have been blaming them for ages now. Just the scapegoat generation.We don't even get paid.
>>726102723Zoomers are a lazy good for nothing failure generation that was coddled by their millennial parents. Getting a taste of real life and learning that mooching off of their parents just makes shit worse, they blame their parents for the fucked up state of the world they built themselves or more or less the decayed world that they let rot.
>>726102970The parents of zoomers are gen xersThe parents of millenials are boomersGet it right
>>726101193>the goatse generation writes shit like thistry again bud
>>726102506He called anyone who challenged him anti-semitic and had the B'nai B'rith get mossad to taint their social media with CP collected from Epstein to ruin their lives. And no, I'm not being ironic, this is what is legitimately likely. Believing otherwise is what makes you retarded, even.
>>726101254>make marvel quippy Metroid prime>everyone buys it>make more quipslop>make marvel quippy Metroid prime>nobody buys it>they stop making Metroid prime gamesIt's a lose lose scenario honestly
>>726102252go back to your chair, grandpa
>>726102574I'll take that any day over the writing style of the OP thing
But I want the next 3D Mario to be quippy.
>>726103115You're coping.
>>726103029This. Look up what a sayanim is. EVERY jew is connected to the mossad.
>>726103134You're fat
as a Gen Xer I unironically enjoy millennial writing and I hope it becomes more prominent as more Millennials enter the writing workspace.
>>726101193>tutorial side kick character>noooooooooooo the game is doomedpost your Switch 2 PC fatty
>>726101193I know you grew up watching capeshit and are unaware anything else exists, but ALIEN (which Metroid is based on) had quips, zoomie.
>>726103157It's crazy that this is a "conspiracy theory" because I knew about this before even /new/ existed and it was entirely from my own research and noticing when I was younger. I was curious as to why jews seemed to be involved in so much nepotism in my town and the rabbit hole became the grand canyon quick.
>>726103191Millennials are turning 40
>>726103191If you were a Gen Xer, you would be smart enough to know this isn't millennial writing. You may as well own up to it since you like this shit that your awful generation farts out.
>>726103245Dude my language, Portuguese, had the word "judiaria" which meant "to lie/trick or mistreat someone". Old people still say it, not even aware of the connection or noticing our current president is a jew.
>>726101234>>726102165>>726102442>>726102885>millenialtards trying to scapegoat and deflectYour shitfucker generation has caused all of this. Millenials made concord, millenials ruined metroid, millenials were consulted for all the anti white and anti male rhetoric in games and other media. Millenials ruined everything.
>>726102795>If I were a millennial, I would kill my parents in their sleep.i am 37 years old millenial and i think about actually doing it every single day. just driving over there and hacking them to pieces with an axe. not trying to be edgy or something and this is really developing into a problem for me.
>>726103434Do jews have some kind of mystical power over normalfags? How has this shit been a problem this long?
>>726103452>Your shitfucker generation has caused all of this. Millenials made concord, millenials ruined metroid, millenials were consulted for all the anti white and anti male rhetoric in games and other media. Millenials ruined everything.
>>726103452Prove it you fucking retard, with enough digging you'll probably find that the people behind it weren't millennials at all.
>>726103516Blame blame blame like the dirty millenial you are. Millenials ruined everything. Never forget that.
>>726103452Wtf you gonna do about it zoom-zoom, get back to brainrotting now lest I give you a taste of the venom.
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>>726103452nice try, schlomo goldsteinhope israel, the capital of pedophilia eats a fuckin nuke
>>726103494We used to kick them out, we were too nice to them. Even Hadrian didn't bother to finish them off.Then when the industrial revolution came around we got sick from all the pollution and became weak on mass without realizing it. Then they took advantage of this weakness and usurped us and here we are.
>>726103587Shalom
>>726101193why does this very jewish person look like Seymour from Little Shop of Horrors
That one poster was right. intergenerational fighting glows
>>726103452>caused all of this.Not really, you can see "millennial writing" in stuff like The Office, Ricky Gervais, Joss Whedon, The IT Crowd, etc >Millenials made concordNope, gen-x former Destiny devs made it funded by Sony's directive to try and make a bunch of live service slop to try and see if one sticks >millenials ruined metroidGen-x again>millenials were consulted for all the anti white and anti male rhetoric in games and other media.The shit you cry and shit your pants about constantly started in the 90s with gen-xers. I don't think the 4 year olds eating burger king big kids meals were also writing.
>>726103550See picrel here >>726103157>millenial haircut>millenial facial structure>talks like a millenialIts millenials.
>>726103682>The Office>millennial writingyou saw someone say it and mindlessly repeat it every chance you get didn't you.
>>726101557It doesn't matter, it's the roman empire that needs to collapse so countries like France,spain, and Britain can be born. The gaming industry is an old man. Let him go.
>>millenial facial structure
>>726103736>don't look at the shnoz though, wouldn't want you seeing a jew
>>726103748The point is that those aren't written by millennials because millennials were kids when they came out you fucking retard
>>726103602You wont do shit.>>726103620>>726103658Blame again. Its millenials fault. Cope.>>726103682Meghan fausti is a millenial, anita sarkezian is a millenial, zoe quinn is a millenial, literally all of SBI are millenials.You are a millenial and theres nothing you can do about it. Blame genx all you want, i know where the real source of the evil is.
>>726103191*cocks gun*Now you're speaking my language
>>726103856proof?
Yeah I've had enough, I didn't like Zoomer memes and slang but this horseshit does glow. I'm just going to get along with lil bro from now on.
>bringing up zoe quinn like she's worked on anything ever or has been relevant in 10 yearsChrist it's like those japs who got sent off to some island and thought WW2 was still going on in the 1970s
>>726103816I literally pointed out the millenial facial structure. Millenial = exact same as jew. Literally no difference, they all blend together to me.
>>726103781>and BritainFuck, go back, go back
>>726103856>unleashes the venom on youcyka bylat
Even our own leftists got gatekept from their own industry. Stop relying on asmongald for all your news.
>>726103945She literally has influenced the industry more than anyone the past 10 years, for the worst obviously. Every bit of bad writing, every competent white man fired or left the indistry, every tranny hired, every bit of millenialism, zoe the former suicide girl porn star whore who sold hee body for good game reviews and murdered an innocent man with a false accusation quinn is tied to all of it.
>>726103876Because i fucking said so niglennial.
>>726103817you're retarded and need to learn how to read
>>726104139An innocent man? He was a millennial wasn't he? By your own rhetoric he is guilty.
>>726104226Ironic
>>726104237Perhaps your right but he was a man so hes still slightly more valuable than a millenial female. Which isnt saying much.
>>726103957>specific genetics can only occur between 1981 to 1996god, zoomers really are fucking stupid
>itt: gen X pretends to be both sides of the generation war
>>726102807And every future generation will just be dumb cattle that exist only to be exploited and tortured forever. It's going to be beautiful. Evil is finally winning.
>>726104491they almost managed to die of old age with people forgetting they existed and everyone just blaming boomers or millennials but it turns out they're the actual worst generation and ruined everything for everyone
>>726104368halfwit.
Best to not play any retro games with text in them. You'll quickly find out this is just gaymer/nerd writing. The only thing that changes with time are the pop culture references and things that publishers might deem offensive to their cash flow.
>>726104717Bizarre cope.
>>726101193Holy fuck its AVGN
>>726102795Feels good to know I own an apartment, my parents own two houses and I've worked really hard to inherit them when they pass.
>>726104763Facts over feelings, snowflake.
>>726104887And the facts are that you're a sub 50 iq chimpanzee that can't grasp basic logic or nuance.
>Current mission: Escort JarJar Binks to the map marker>Samus: *points power cannon to her head and starts charging*
>>726104083Kill yourself millennial.
>>726104920
>>726105051Is this the best you've got?
>>726103610wow that was awful
>>726105521Clearly enough as it left you stumped for 9 minutes only to come up with that non-reply.
>>726106073>downie is so desperate for attention he sits in threads 24/7 hysterically hitting f5Damn now I feel bad. I'm sorry for cyberbullying you.
>>726105051 Bold of you to post that after getting verbally bodied like a Bethesda NPC glitching through a wall. Go take a lap, champ.
>>726101193I love generational hatred so fuarking much broskies. It really is the best demoralisation tool we have :D
