>turns head
>H-HE MOVED
>>726102104>yall got any fried chicken
>>726102104>this intro is older than most people on this board these days
>>726102104If I turn that valve will he die?
>>726102104
>HL3 intro>his head does a full 360 turn around his neck
>>726102365>tfw ancient gamer
>>726102529I always imagined this is what Gordon looks like irl
big opportunity to make him turn to you as a zombie in L4D3
>>726102675Coach, nooo!
>>726102104>fat naked valve man turns around and stand up>his cock is now covering your entire screen>pressing keys does nothing>can't leave the intro>can't quit the game>can't unplug the computer
>>726102104How do you cast for this?>hey, find me the fattest, baldest black man you can find and put a valve on the back of his head
>>726102104Uncs complain about analog horror while shitting themselves over this
>>726102784th..thank you Gabe
>>726102784>Achievement unlocked:>"Big Rocket Man"
>>726102371it would open his mind
>>726102104https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSgssycxJxU
So no A.I. about this pic?
>>726102104Why did he do it? Is it for a new intro of HL3?
>>726103567>upload himself directly on Steam>get a mind shattering orgasm everytime someone purchases a game
>>726102675Valve is dead to anyone with a brain after what they did to the Artifact fanbase so it would be fitting, really.
>>726103567
>>726102639same :D
Believe
>>726102104what happens if i turn that valve?
>>726105594It would be extremely enlightening.
>>726105575The Movie will be released at 18th.
>>726102104Sin outvalved Valve
>>726102784>parents and crush walk in at that exact timeOF FUCKING COURSE
>>726105594His head would deflate
I hate guys with valves in their heads.
>>726102104>AHHHH HOLY SHIT>I just booted up the game and there's a guy with a valve on the back of his head!
>>726102529hello ancient gamer, i'm antediluvian gamer.
>>726105904The Last Stand update ruined L4D2.
>>726107527OH IT'S A BITCH APOCALYPSE NOW, BITCH
>>726102104Okay, this is kino...
>>726105741You're a big guy
Nobody here's seen it because nobody actually has VR, but the Valve intro in Alyx scared the absolute fuck out of me the first time saw it.
>>726105575>Gordon talks at the end of HLX>he's voiced by Ross Scott
>>726107943Giving him some small cameo as a rebel or metrocop side character in HLX would be great.
>>726108573Game Awards presentations if they good.
>end of HL3>camera slide away as Gordon appears on the screen>Gordon turns around and face the camera>he slowly opens his mouth>"BOY DO I HATE NIGGERS!">credit rolls
>>726107527>muh vs modewho cares nigga
>>726109675nobody plays vs anyway
>>726102104AAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>726109675It ruined more than just versus. They removed cool stuff for no reasons.
>>726109875They added new weapons and made Left 4 Dead 1 content in L4D2 more accurate, along with fixing a bunch of shit.
We need to stalk Valve office for any valve people sightings, this is how we will know that HL3 is in development
>>726108573If this isn't how HL3 is announced then I don't want it.
>>726102104He was pretty spoopy with vr headset
>>726110943
>>726111481Wait you can just do that?
>>726111481Did the elephant actually say this
>>726102104this is the ick on eck poster
>>726102371no but he will pin you down and f*** you
>>726102371it would delay HL3 by another 5 years
