Does Handmaiden have a big white bush?
Yes.Pubic hair is based
she's half echani so who knows what their biology is like
>>726106679Yes like her mother.
>>726106679Why did Obsidian go from hot female romance companions like her and Visas to freakish asexual wholesome chungus goblinoids that fuck every other character in the game except the player?
>>726107065lead writer at obsidian doesn't like romancable characters
>>726107065Obsidian is just a name. The talent is long gone.
>>726107125If the writer doesn't like romancable characters why do the characters keep having romances with other NPCs?
>>726106679Yes, but it's trimmed to be an upside down triangle to reduce friction.
>>726107364because "two characters interact and fall in love" is different than "player character grinds gifts/conversation options and in the end is 'rewarded' with a fade to black scene". player characters are rarely actual characters.
is she the only companion that gets hotter the more dark side she gets?
>>726106679It was so fucking stupid that there was no romance in this game.Instead the tease it and it goes nowhere.
>>726109379No, that's nonsense. If romance is supposedly a distraction and a waste of resources, it's always a distraction and a waste of resources. Including taking the time to go on a tangent about NPCs fucking each other. It's hypocritical of you to pretend that the writers shipping their pet NPCs is any less indulgent than giving players an opportunity to interact with the world.
>>726109527Why do you need romance in it? Romancefags are literally woman tier patheting moaning constantly about not being able to press the right dialogue checks to let that character fall in love with you.
>>726109379>Why would players ever want to participate in a role-playing video game when they can watch NPC theater instead?
>>726109379so what youre saying is hes not talented enough to write branching path romance but has too high standards for cheap dating sim mechanics.
She chews her pubes off with her teeth
>>726107065unironically mandated by LucasArtsOuterworlds is all Obsidian and there's not a single hot chick in that series.
>>726106679My question is, which face was the protagonist of the game supposed to select at the beginning? Which is the canonical hero's face?
>>726109334Friction against panties?
>>726111876>Which is the canonical hero's face?This. Or Jedi Jesus
>>726112317I picked the brown-haired bearded man as my first character, years ago. Maybe next time I play KOTOR II, I will pick that particular woman.
>>726111681>unironically mandated by LucasArtsTOR gives you a redhead tomboy padawan you can have a forbidden romance with, a sith apprentice you can literally mindbreak, and a twilek slave you can gaslight until she develops stockholm syndrome, and the expansion gives a cute Sith Lord you can have a forbidden Jedi romance with.
>>726109527Don't you unmistakably have sex with the blind sith woman if you don't NWF her before the final dungeon
Avellone had a hardcore player pandering arc in the mid '00s, he conceived the white haired girl and the blind sith as a Betty and Veryonica player jerkoff and wrote the half-hag guy in Mask of the Betrayer as a bodice ripper sex guy for women.
>>726106679Yeah she has A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD
>>726109742>when they can watch NPC theater instead?But that's what you guys do. Most of you aren't even the main characters of your own lives.
>>726114114That's some hilarious projection from someone defending and advocating the player not being involved in the game, in favor of failed novel writers pushing their special donut steel OCs as the stealth main characters in CRPGs. You can't even conceive the idea of being a main character in FICTION, dude.
>>726107291New Vegas didn't have companion romance.Although companions in New Vegas aren't exactly the high of beauty
>>726111876Apparently canon exile is a woman named Meetra SurikNot sure what her face is supposed to look like though, google gives different results
>>726106741I used to think body hair was gross but now I’m in 30s and it started with a preference for neatly trimmed to full on bush to arm pit hair and hairy assholes. What has happened to me
>>726106679She does in my game.
>>726116010Loneliness lowered your standards.
>>726116010You've grown up and acquired some taste.
I shave her with my lighsaber
>>726116010Your tastes mature. This is why I believe no one under 30 should be able to vote. I'm supposed to let the direction of my country be influenced by little twerps like my 20 year old nephew who hasn't even eaten booty yet? You aren't a man until you're popping a boner looking at the spokes on a bicycle wheel.
>>726116438Then the military shouldn't be able to conscript anyone below 30 either.
>>726116010rock and stone
>>726116771Alright, I'll give you 25. That's the best I can do.
>>726106679No because in Star Wars they have technology that instantly removes body hair, so all women are completely smooth and hairless all the time.
>>726117506Star wars is grungy so they all have hairy crusty assholes and smeared underwear.
is dark side more narratively interesting as male or female or about the same? thinking of doing a second playthrough
>>726107065Cass was originally a love interest but JSawyer ultimately decided against that iirc, he doesn't like romance in video games in general
>>726107065Something happened when mountain dew and doritos took over gaming which also flung the door wide open for communists. You see the same thing with DnD where they bought the brand and then turned it into evil chungus sexual roleplay to feed into what people thought the game was about during the satanic panic. So basically corporate takeovers or corporate just lost their minds and started pushing homoerotic jewish feminism/homosexuality in games.
>>726113489Everyone picked Space Jesus. This is just the devs being fags.
>>726112317femExile make no sense. Also Disciple is a noncharacter.
>>726107125You have to understand just how retarded what you said wasChris Avellone wrote Handmaiden, who thirsts for Exile dickChris Avellone also wrote Cass, who tells you outright she's never going to sleep with you (and then fucks a random guy in one ending)
>>726107065nigga what. obsidian literally hated romance always. in NWN2 you get one ftb kiss and your only romance option gets ACK'd instantly after, in FNV you can help your companions fuck other people but can't fuck any of them, in K2 you went from K1 where you can put bastila in slave lingerie and make her your ds cumdumpster that calls you master or redeem her in LS and romance her and have her fall in love with you, to K2 having Mira mock you for being old, Handmaiden and Visas are both turbo autistic and asexual coded despite oozing sex appeal and your romance never goes anywhere with them the game even canonically telling you the exile will fuck off and leave them all behind, the only real romance you get in K2 is sparring with handmaiden while you're both in your underwear and having weird meditation thing with visas while she wears bdsm clothing and calls you master and your autistic asexual MC then fucks off and never fucks any of them, the main issue with almost every obsidian game is that they make hot female companions and dont let you romance them because the writers are spergs who think romance is immature
>>726111876>Which is the canonical hero's face?the soul patch bros of course
>>726107125he just hates reducing it to masturbatory fantasybesides, have you ever considered how these character's writers might feel about it?
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>>726124521>in FNV you can help your companions fuck other peopleOh yeah, there's...And...Wait, no, that's not true at all.
>>726125163kek
>>726107065because Jsawyer is a faggot.
