>Hereeyyyyyyy there hunter! Woah! That’s a big canon you got there on your arm sparky! Be careful where you point that thing, you’ll put your eye out!>its great that I ran into ya actually. Ya see, I’m having a bit of a problem. And by “bit” I mean a lot. And by “problem,” I mean there’s space pirates here at our encampment tearing up everything! >The guys are a total pain in the you know what! They interrupted me while I was watching the latest episode of “alluring space babes”…purely for research purposes of course!>nowwww you starting to see where you and that big arm canon thingy of yours come in here? That’s right, I need ya to blast em all to smitherens!>but don’t feel bad about it hunter! These guys are some real bad padres. The worst! They like pineapple on their pizza and they don’t kiss their mamas!>now you go out there and take care of those big bad guys okay? I’ll be here doing more research if you don’t mind, the newest episode of “risqué tales from the bodacious galaxy” just released!
>>726109529Silux is gonna be a strong black woman and the story will reveal samus ruined her life but in the end samus apologizes and they join forces. screenshit this.
>>726109529I'm not reading all that
>>726109695The fact that merely seeing black people in media made for children upsets chuds like you so much would be hysterical if it weren’t so pathetic.
>>726109862>whan a get back to mah famaly...*smacks lips* imma have somadem chickun with ma baby momma
>Ah jeez, is this a bad time to mention this is my first job out of the academy? I've basically got Zero Mission experience.>Hey, I'm like the brains and you're like the brawn! You and I make a pretty good Fusion.>Man, this whole planet would be Prime real estate for the Federation! Ah, don't give me that look.>Yeesh, talk about creepy! This place is really filling me with some kinda... *looks at camera, back at Samus* ...Dread, right?>Aren't you the bounty hunter who wiped out the Metroid? No, wait, there was that Other M thing... M-mother Metroid or something?>Well if it isn't the Return of Samus! I was getting worried you'd bit it out there.
>>726109529>He's right behind me isn't he?
when the game comes out and he's in it for 20 minutes and dies/never shows up again will these threads stop?
>>726109529Looks like Seymour from Little Shop of Horrorssmall galleryhttps://imgbox.com/g/GvNNPLgjiV
>new goytendo AAA slop is... SLOP????!!!oh gee ohh god
>>726109529How is Resetera taking this?Will they suddenly like it because we don't?
>>726111528Not entirely sure, but the famitsu threads certainly dried up almost immediately with all this schizo posting so it seems very likely. When all this ahit turns into autistic screeching about Kirby, we should have an idea.
>>726111528of course not. he’s also joined by at least five other yapping retards samus has to babysit so what’s your point?
>>726112043if Samus has to babysit them constantly throughout the game, why do they almost never show up in any of this gameplay?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESoO3QO2b9E
>>726111528Literally not going to happen because this was written by shitskins and women that unironically think marvel is funny. Like half the dev team are former 343 employees that made Halo 4
>>726111798>retardera talks about the gameplay>nuneonuveo/v/ only spergs out about this guyAmazing isn't it.
>Raresnoys>OOTAnoys>pre-BoTW Zeldasnoys>Iwatasnoys>Reggiesnoys>GameCubesnoys>Meleesnoys>Mario Kart 8snoys>Primesnoys>Yamauchisnoys>LarsonsnoysThese are fanbases that snoys have been forced to pretend to like in order to force concern and get people to turn on Nintendo and the Switch 2.
>>726109529Since Nintendo is always 15 years behind in adopting Western trends, I can believe that it will start using this type of humour in its games.The flowers in Mario Wonders are kinda the "Marvel movies" humour, there's a specific name for it but I can't remember it. Something like:>Uh... You're not going to jump off this cliff, are you? It's dangerous and...>Oh! He jumped..."There's a flower that says something like that, not in these exact words, but it's the typical humour you see in Marvel films from a few years ago.
>>726109529>>726111553Is that chemistry YouTuber NileRed? The fuck?
