>Announcement this week>Full reveal with trailer at The Game AwardsYep.
If I don’t think I would ever be interested in a new HL game if it’s a rehash of HL2 and the combine are still the bad guys.
I no longer believe its tomorrow, I think it might actually be at the TGA.
>>726124023not falling for it again nice try though
>>726123514>HL2 release was 26 years ago Do you even want it anymore?
>>726124098I fell for it last year, copium is making me fall for it again.
>>726123514Don't want a valve game after deadlock, hope you're ready to be disappointed OP. All the talent left Valve.
>>726123514even if so, it's not gonna live up to expectations.
>believing Tyler McNiggerYou have only yourselves to blame
>>726124183>this moba game is too much like a moba, valve is deaddon't be silly
>>726124265Did you try it?
>>726123514>thinking they would ever release a HL3 when it wouldn't match the hype no matter how good the game isat this point its the safest bet to keep it in a limbo
>>726123514big announcement is Deadlock you imbecile
>>726124261even he doesn't believe it's being announced tomorrow.
>>726124261tyler didn't say that THOUGH
Releasing on PS5 and Switch 2.
>>726124234I think it can if only for how old it is. There was less time between Duke Nukem 3D and Forever. A kid that was 16 when Half-Life 2 came out would be 42 right now.
It's over.
>>726124298Yes. I fucking hate mobas so the fact I enjoyed myself made it worth the while.Still, I'm not invested enough to spend 45 minutes playing in a match. I'll wait for their casual mode.
>>726124465Just say the game was garbage. How can you have hope for HL3 if all the people who made HL1-2 left?
Its interesting to me that Gabe basically admitted that HL2 was a tech demo and they scrapped HL3 because they ran out of tech to demo. It's the same problem Pixar had where all of their classic movies were advances in CGI that were later aped for Marvel, and once they ran out of innovations the scripts dried up too.
>>726124534Because they haven't?
>>726124575they have?
>>726123514I believe it’ll be like this>Tuesday is the announcement for the announcement, like a livestream countdown>Wednesday is the actual announcement>Game Awards is the gameplay trailer and release date
>>726123514>Full reveal with trailer at The Game Awards
>>726124462
>>726124170yes>>726124183Alyx was great and apparently some old devs came back for this so
So I'm right in saying the only proof it's tomorrow is the weird gap in steam events and sales starting on the 18th?
People still fall for HL3 announcements?Half life 1 and 2 released 6 years apartIt's been 21 years since HL2Just let it go, it's not being made and it's not coming
>>726124764>Alyx was great and apparently some old devs came back for this so>tech demo that nobody played was greatok post your hours on it.
do NOT lose hope Mike Straw who thinks its this week knew the date of the ECKSBOCKS partner showcase and got it absolutely right.
>>726124462>>726124669I despise Jason Schreier like you wouldn't believe.
>>726123514oh yeah its gordon feetman time
hellomy dad is work at gabe newellhe say half life 3 release 03/03/2033screenchat this post
>>726124462Didn’t this guy keep the Blizzard rape scandal to himself for years to maximize profit on his book about it
haha look at this steamdb listing that started in 2020 and then suddenly got rapidly updated this year haha i'm desperate for hopium
>>726125298>no 3s in the post numberfalsenuke
I still haven't finished half life. Do I play it now so I can pretend to be a oldfag fan once HL3 gets announced or am I safe for yet another decade?
>>726125528Why not finish Half Life? It's fun regardless what age you are, it's not dated at all. Especially with that slick new anniversary quality of life update.
>>726125528It ain’t that long of a game
>>726125693>>726125941Yes but what if
>>726123514This could either save gaming or be the biggest monkey's paw of all time.
Even if the game isn't announced this year, I'm always happy for comfy Half-Life threads
Do you have any gaming devices that would be perfect for me, so I can give the impression that I hate Steam, hate Gabe Newell, hate Half-Life, and hate all PC gaming in general?I want a device that's the antithesis of PC gaming and ideal for someone who hates Valve.
>>726127028Nintendo is dog shit and greedy right now.
>>726127028iphones or switch 2
i hope that every person that fell for this shit again will off themselves
>>726126874which is why there is no way it is real. Half life 3 is too much of a risk for valve.
>>726127117Why would a smartphone be my ideal gaming device?What Android games would give me the impression of someone who hates PC gaming, hates Half-Life, and hates Gabe Newell?
>>726126935What was he cooking?
>>726127096And which of Nintendo's consoles would be the most ideal for achieving the image of a gamer who hates Gabe Newell and hates PC gaming that I'm looking for?
>>726127339>he
so what are the actual chances for this being real without all le shitposting?
>>726127028Buy a Nintendo Switch
>>726127582this year? I'd say we've got an 80% chance given the fact HLX is wrapping up development and valve employees are running their mouths
>>726127585I'd prefer something thatdoesn't remind me of that damn Steam Deck.Any alternatives to the Switch that don't resemble Steam at all, nor do they look like that damn Steam Machine?
do not fuck vorts
>they actually name it 'Half-Lif3'
>>726127028Soulja Console
>>726128060>Gabe and Souljaboy come up on stage with their arms around each others shoulders>Ay mane fuck Atari nigga is got da new Souljaboy Tell 'Em Souljagame on da Steam Cube nah nigga.
>>726127582
>>726128142And do you have any gaming device or console that gives me that image of someone who hates all PC gaming and hates Gabe Newell, what am I looking for and want to have?
>>726127582>HL:A changed Episodes 2 ending giving Valve writers something new to work with>Gabe Newell pretty much teasing HL3 in the final hours of HL:A / Half Life anniversary (I can't remember which one) a year agoPretty good even if it's not tomorrow
>>726123514>>Full reveal with trailer at The Game AwardsNah.
>remake of the first half life>add sprint
>>726128725>what is Black Mesa
>>726125528Unlike most games from that era, HL still holds up. Only the Xen chapters are kinda unbalanced.
>>726128725For some reason i thought that HLS added sprint
HL3 should be announced at the game awards, at the very very fucking end. Then I never have to watch the game awards ever again.
>>726127259Wasn't the OG episode 3 postponed indefinitely specifically because of the backlash Mass Effect 3 received? Though at this point even if the game will suck it's not like Valve will use some significant player base?
Mister Newell.Please save me.Please save me Mister Newell.
>>726128636>HL:A changed Episodes 2 ending giving Valve writers something new to work with.dude...I want you to read what you just wrote, pay attention, and answer me this: Aren't you REALLY seeing whats wrong there?WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT OF HL3 IF ITS NOT GONNA FOLLOW ON THE STORY OF THE EP2?
>>726129183This is why it will never be announced, to force millions to continue to watch this slop
>>726129185No, they fucked around with ice and water physics for a while, couldn't figure out how to make it fun, decided to work on Left 4 Dead 2 instead, and by the time they were done they thought it was too late for Ep3 and shelved the whole thing. Small groups of people picked up on it every couple of years, for a month or two, before giving up. HLA and VR was that moment when it clicked and they found their mojo. Gape spelled out at the end of the HL2 documentary that they see plenty of opportunities for innovation in the future, that was the first crumb of hope for HL3
>>726129454>WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT OF HL3 IF ITS NOT GONNA FOLLOW ON THE STORY OF THE EP2?They got writers block. If they kept Ep. 2s original ending you never would've seen HL:3 lol. I can understand being upset with them retconning ep 2 but at least this way we are going to GET a Half Life 3.It's been 2 decades, they obviously just couldn't continue with what they had they needed to change things up; at some point you need to cut your losses.
>>726124462>implies that the current HL3 hype is entirely thanks to his influence>"I made it up guys half life 3 isn't coming out! look at me look at me!"whether half life 3 is coming out or not this guy's a pathetic rat, wasn't he a huge pro-corpo journalist during gamergate?
>>726129667to put it another way - HL3 didn't come out when we wanted it to, but it will come out when gaming needs it to.
>>726129454>WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT OF HL3 IF ITS NOT GONNA FOLLOW ON THE STORY OF THE EP2?Because Laidlaw spoiled what episode 3 was supposed to be, so they had to switch something up to continue it, and they wanted to put something in Alyx to tease the future of half life.
>>726129183i really doubt they would do anything with the game awards. they would just drop the trailer randomly on their youtube and steam
I fell for it again.
>Combine Advisor has all of Eli's memories>Somehow, with the original plot of HL3, the rebels would've wonFucking how exactly?
>>726130227sounds like garbage, just follow the lead writer's idea.
>>726130227so fun fact, it's actually highly likely that epistle 3 as we got it wasn't actually meant to be the plot of episode 3 at all, it touches on some similar ground initially (the borealis, gman fucking with alyx, the combine dyson sphere reveal) but it's almost certain that the story is actually just something laidlaw wrote off the cuff on the day as a result of the original WiP of episode 3 having officially been cancelled internally. In other words, epistle 3 is laidlaw's emotional reaction to the (perceived) death of episode 3, not the actual plot of episode 3 (which actually never really got finalised, since by definition they never figured out how to make it work).
>>726124462if you want a reminder of how awful reddit is go check out the threadblatant attention whoring from a literally who reporter, barely any comment calls him out for being an irrelevant retard looking for views and instead it's all just people doomposting and going AHHH HL3 IS CANCELLED as if his input means anything. It doesn't, and this guy is irrelevant, as are, realistically, most of the people who try to tell you when HL3 will release.
>>726125391how do we know this is valve?
NOI DON'T WANNA DIE
>>726123514
>>726127591SOURCE
>>7261311622!
>>726129183>HL3 is announced>TGA viewership drops by 33%
Can you feel it? The approaching TOMORROW?
>>726131139https://youtu.be/lfFFhLD8RE8
>>726124261he explicitly said it won't be revealed at the game awards
>>726127582Rumour had it there would be a hardware reveal followed by a Half-Life announcement. We got the hardware announcement as predicted. That lends some credibility that there may be in fact a HL reveal. Take that as you will.
>>7261315042/3s of the 3 in your image are false
>>726123514You're smocking rocks if you really think this is ever going to happen.
>>726130227>>726130674>epistle 3 is laidlaw's emotional reaction to the (perceived) death of episode 3,I completely agree with this interpretation. Considering the letter was addressed to "dearest player," I think he was grieving its death with all of us.
>>726131620Like I said, take it as you will. The rumour that the Frame would be revealed on the 12th turned out to be true. We can only wait to the 19th to debunk the rumour.
>>726131571I'm not sure why everyone doesn't assume it'll be wednesday, that makes way more sense to me than tuesday.
ITSO OUT HOLY SHIT
>>726123514Will it run on muh Steam Machine?????
>>726131823exactly, and of course I don't blame him at all, evidently the story meant a great deal to him. But yeah the bottom line is that valve didn't change the storyline because "laidlaw spoiled it", they were already unhappy with the storyline in the first place which (amongst other things) was why they didn't know where to go next and thus blocked much progress on hl3/ep3.
Some people just never learn.
>>726132001Will CS:2 run on it? Then yes, HL3 will run on it.
>>726131162https://x.com/apisbzzz/status/1225231075145867266The only art of the vorts made by this one, unfortunately
>>726123514Valve wont pay millions for VGAs slot lol. Geoff either will spread his asscheeks for BVC and will do it for free or they will announce it randomly.
>>726123514I WANT TO BELIEVλ !NOVEMBER 18TH 2025 λ
I want Geoff to cry before he announces it for fucking me last year. I want him to tear his clothes and get on his knees and scream cry.
>>726125391You can find shit ton of depots like that anon.
>>726123902That's because you're a gay faggot retard nigger shit eater. Please let me know if you have any other questions. Thanks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT5_QA-ZOZg
>dorito pope's cringe awardsValve is too cool for that shit, get real.
>>726124462who cares about this fatfuck who ran away on bluesky and how is he relevant ?
it's tomorrowtrust me
>>726133419I trust you, an anonymous user from american hobby discussion forum with no source or proofs to back it up.
>>726133607I was in the valve office in spirit. Reincarnation. Native American animal spirit shit.
>>726133419I doubted that it would release tomorrow but seeing this fuckhead >>726124462 makes me almost certain it really is tomorrow
>>726131953FUUUUUUUUUUU-
I've been waiting for Episode 3 or HL3 since 2009. This time is different. I can feel it in the air.
world premiere....>valve logo>DEADLOCK
Why do you want another nu-valve game? All their new games suck dick.
If anything they're gonna reveal it at TGA and not some random tuesday
So was Tyler McChubby just flat out lying when he said they were working on the trailer?
>>726133910I CAN FEEL IT, COMING IN THE AIR TONIGHT
>>726133947Still not going to watch your shitty show, sorry not sorry.
>>726134004No, he was just saying since Valve don't spend shit tons of work making trailers a trailer wouldn't take long to make - so if HLX is in a late optimised state of development an announcement is not far off.
>>726133941Valve has never released a bad game.
>>726123514Nov 20
>>726134110that failed card game where everybody streamed porn on twitch, dota underlords and deadlock.
>>726134030oh loooooord
>>726134160Holy shit that's in just 2 weeks!
>>726134110https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0qZTS38cjw
>>726134170Artifact was a masterpiece. It was too good for this world.
Even as a child I wasn't this exited for Santa Claus.
>>726134170deadlock is good doe, don't let malding TF2 trannies convince you otherwiset. 900 hours on it
>>726134615Gordon Freeman is like Jesus and Santa had sex
>>726134260>AAAAAAWWWWCould you imagine if Valve announced Artifact 2 on Nov 20th?
>>726125310I'm aware of Blizzard and the breast milk shit, and some minor stuff like frat-boy culture "sexual harassment", which is just dudes being dudes. but raping people? that's news to me.
>>726134618>waste 900 hours in that shit game already>probably mad 99% of ithow the fuck
>>726134684Reminds me of that You Don't Know Jack commercial>I'm drinkin' human breastmilk? >Thaaaaaats right!
>>726134781That kid is probably balding by now.
>>726134684I never followed the blizzard stuff, wtf happened with breast milk?
>>726134686i have fun with it DOEi like improving and i've never been one to get angry at videogames though, at most i'm mildly annoyed when i have shit teammatescould be improved but it's definitively the best brand-new game this decade so far for me
>>726134892Women have to breastfeed at work because it's America.They keep breast milk in the company fridge. Someone kept stealing the breast milk.
>>726123514dont do this to me, /v/. not again.
>>726135243you will do this every year until valve announces or cancels HLX
>they removed the marvel rivals banner
>>726134903BO SHIT!
im getting hyped brosits over for me
>>726129667Valve did say in their documentary that the core philosophy of the Half-Life series is that innovation must take precedence.But there's genuinely no innovation in gaming anymore, it's completely dead, VR still hasn't become a big thing like they wanted to, and procedurally generated levels are still sloppy and disjointed.Gabe himself said he doesn't see any reason to make Half-Life 3 for the sake of making it, they want to push it to its limits.
billions must hopethe one free man is coming
>>726136182I'm coming
over your shoulder... watching... waiting... for the moment... to... speak...
>>726134952>at most i'm mildly annoyed when i have shit teammatesI played dota for 4k hours, you can't lie to me anon. You can't say with a straight face you have never been fucking mad when the games can go on till 40 minutes where you get complete roflstomped for that time.
>>726124023the Okami 2 reveal broke me
>>726136746sorry bro good for you but I didn't give a shit
equally administering pure copium and pure doomerismwhat am I saying, no matter if I doom or cope I will still be disappointed if nothing happens
>EXCLUSIVLY ON STEAM AND LINUX BASED OPERATINGS SYSTEMS
>2019 era SteamID discovery rapidly getting updated>steam store header disappearingits happening
its not happening.gif
KEEP THE HOPE UPDO IT FOR GORDONCHUDS BROSWE WILL BE BACK
inb4 Artifact 2
https://youtu.be/z_aC5xPQ2f4?si=SdtXlVAva6JJhBl7&t=60
I hope we see Barney and Kleiner again I miss those two
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZRNd6osQrkVORTAL COMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATYOU READY, FREEMAN???!???HELL YEAH
I can see it now.A sticky is on /v/. It has 1000+ replies within mere minutes.A post high above "yfw you lived long enough to play half life 3" with hundreds of (Yous).The sentiment of the board is happiest it has been in months, maybe even years.All this and more...All gaben has to do....is push the button and upload the trailer footage...Time... Dr Freeman?
>>726137687Make the announcement fucking 10 seconds long. Gameplay footage later.I just want to see a lambda symbol.
>>726137687what if the reveal looks bad, and I mean actually really bad. What would we do then?
A CROWBAR JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>726137778It won't.
>>726137778It won't be
>>726137871>>726137895But chuddah
>>726137778It won'tIt just CAN'TI'VE WAITED TOO LONG FOR THIS
>>726131571You could probably add that they'll be doing a Black Friday sales thing from the 24th until the 1st, meaning that whole week is pretty much out and I think normal Steam sales events etc. resume after that.If we are to believe Valve doesn't want to overshadow anyone by taking over the frontpage of the Steam store, this week is the logical time for an announcement and yet nobody reputable is claiming this. I'm starting to think Valve Time struck again and they delayed the announcement until next year.
Gordon Freeman drank all the cans of fanta in my fridge.
post YFW when
>>726138023
>steam hardware banner is now goneThey had no reason to remove this for atleast another week especially with nothing replacing it
>>726134170>dota underlordsniche genre and from what I heard it's fine
>>726138094Look Gordon a rope! We can use this to hang ours-HELP ME GORDON
>>726135928Just one more time AnonJust this once
>>726138153t o m o r r o w
its been fun but its gonna be sad if nothing happensgabe just retreats to his $100 mil yacht never to be seen again
Do it.
>>726137687>A post high above "yfw you lived long enough to play half life 3" with hundreds of (Yous).>right after it is a post about all those anons that died before half life 3 with even more replies
>>726138214ONEMORETIME
I didn't think Half-Life could look any faggier before I saw the OP pic. You left one of your characters in our Metroid game btw. Come pick him up.
>>7261376874chan briefly crashed when Banjo Kazoie was announced for Smash. HL3 will crash it for the whole day
Wish granted, HL3 is now an open world crafting survival shooter that takes place just before the events of HL2. A core theme of the game's narrative is young Alyx overcoming the adversity of being a woman in a harsh masculine world.
I feel like they're gonna do "COME BACK IN 24 HOURS" on Tuesday just to get streamers and journos and others ready for WednesdayI'm pretty sure they did this with HLA
>>726138580the levels will be much larger and open "area" according to datamines
>>726138580sounds kino
>>726138580
>>726138617And? We want an announcement. This is HALF LIFE 3 we're discussing.
But what TIME tomorrow if it were to happen. 12 est?
>>726138580>HL3 announced>it's a weeaboo gacha game adaptation using the steam marketplace and trading cards with an inventory system
>>726138649>you can long jump across vast areaskino
>>726127591Freeman raped this btw
>>726138747announcement of an announcement is still good
There are people ITT who were younger than Gordon Freeman when Episode 2 came out who are now older than Gordon Freeman.
>>726138804it was around 10-11am PST for Alyx back in 2019
>>726138580ill kill myself in my shit job if this happend
>>726138826>a ton of stuff is related to xen (gorilla, houndeye, etc)x in hlx stands for xen
>>726138826I'd like to believe the open area parts are for the vehicle sections which apparently are going to have god tier handling because Forza Team worked on it.
>>726138513The sticky alone will strain the site, the catalog will be nothing but HL3 threads
Why was he so assmad about this?
>>726138094>>726138185>Valve uploads new trailer>It starts with "HELLO GORDON!"
>>726138959Fuck what if it's called half life: xen just so Gabe can avoid using 3
>HLX will be revealed at Geoffs plastic oscar show
>>726139065they stole his golden gooseyou would be mad too if it happened to you
>>726139065Because the vorts hard-counter Gman and they are taking you out of his influence.
>>726138983>the catalogthe catalogsI expect all off-topic and on-topic boards to be full of HL3 threads
>>726139065I think the vorts have the power to disrupt G-Mans interdimensional fuckery.
I will seethe if they reveal it at TGA. I used to watch this every year as a neet but now I can't so I'll miss the live reaction if they do it.
>>726139065He's jealous of the stupid sexy ayyliums
>>726139330>but now I can'twhy?
>>726123902The Combine (and Xen) are just vehicles to introduce FPS enemies that serve ANY purpose the developer wants.Strings datamined for Half-Life 3>"feral" manhacks>antlions>"Xen Gorilla">"Harvestmen"Any sort of enemy can be conceived of and implemented within the lore of the Combine/Xen essentially. Xen can be "wild animals" of sorts, and the Combine can have any sort of sci-fi magitech as the game requires. Second, the game will at least feature the Arctic, (NEW redesigned) Xen, and some place called "Offworld" which may be a reference to the Combine Overworld.
>>726134618
>>726139405eu and I have to get up for work at 6am, can't stay up til 4am and watch this
>>726139291They do, it's why the Combine were locking up vortigaunts and channeling their energy into the Vault, to keep Gman completely contained.
>We're really excited to wrap up this story arc with the full contact first person sex scene with Alyx we think it's going to add a whole new paradigm to games from here on out.
>>726139271I already know people will be posting about how HL3 got announced before Haruhi season 3 did on /a/
>>726139065we dont know for sure... BECAUSE THEY NEVER BOTHERED TO FINISH THE STORYuntil tonight!
>>726139529Ah, so that's what the fully modeled vagina was for.
>>726124170yes, it's my duty to play it, for the brothers who died waiting.
I enjoyed Xen in HL and think it's overhated.
Doomer mode: deactivatedParty mode: engaged.
It's a spin off.
How many hours until something will get announced?
>>726124183>I don't want a singleplayer valve game after playing a playtest from the dota team (I already didn't like dota)cmon manat least if you were talking about alyx you'd have some argument
>>726139818Xen isn't awful it was just underbaked. It was rushed to get the game out on time. Like, it's never well explained to the player that the Vorts are actually nice to you in Xen and are actually slaves.
>>726139879I'm fine with it as long as it's not VR exclusive.
>>726139818i agreethe only bad part was the final boss
>>726139886like 3 weeks untill tga
>>726139702is this real, can i see it?
>>726139886Don't expect an announcement until December 11thIf it doesn't happen by then it's never happening
>>726139879>Blue Shift 2yeah baby
>>726139980nihilanth was good tho
>>726124181Congratulations for clarifying that you're indeed retarded.
>>726139529>It will require VR for only that scene, it’s the entire reason we made the Steam Frame>For the full experience we recommend the cock ring trackers.>And when you’re done, let me know what you think. You can email me at gaben@….
WE'VE COME TOO FAR TO GIVE UP WHO WE ARESO LETS RAISE THE BAR AND OUT CUPS TO THE STARS
>>726139458>and some place called "Offworld" which may be a reference to the Combine Overworld.dude, did you forget about OFFWORLD RELOCATION?
>>726136059I hope you like solving seesaw puzzles in 4D.
>>726139702>>726140031cinematic mod for HLX let's goooooo
>>726134618Eh it's fine, way too many bullshit stun abilities though. Also they'd be out of their minds to release that game with only that singular map/gamemode
>>726140246Does alyx shave her coochie?
>>726140087takes way too long to kill him
should the crowbar stay a crowbar or be upgraded somewhat
>>726137687They don't even need to upload a trailer. Just a tweet saying "half life 3" would be enough to OD millions of gamers on hopium
>>726124883okay now post your hand(you can't afford a headset lmao)
>>726140031A mod called "Cinematic Mod" made by a literal boomer that became infamous as the prime example of everything people do wrong when they try to make "visual overhaul" mods.
>>726140380upgraded melee in HLX code no joke
and if it does the first thing people will do is whine about the graphics
Anyone else playing through HL2 with the enhanced maps mod? It's neat
>>726123514This is why Valve feels no pressure to ever release this game. Because ultimately the simps will wait their entire lives like pathetic dogs and have no qualm that its almost two decades later and only illusionary hints and clues.
>>726140468THEIR ONLY EXPERIENCE OF HUMANITY WAS A CROWBARCOMING AT THEM DOWN A STEEL CORRIDOR
>TGA>lights go out>everybody goes quite>the bald dude with a steamvalve on his head apears on the screen>everybody loses his shit>HALF LIFE 1 VR REMASTER
>>726140472>muh graphicsit's Half Life. It should look like sex and still be optimised for poorfags.
>>726140380it should be an ice axe like the the beyta
>>726140436thats why i have low fps
>>726140503IM PLAYING BLACK MESA
RICOCHET.TWO.
>>726140558didnt even actually get announced and yet here you are whining
>>726140436>rectum not modeledwhoever made this was barely a gooner.
>>726140380if it has the same hit sound effect as half life 1/2, its kino
>>726138580>That one part that requires crouch jumping>All zoomers and game journos get stuck at that part and ragequit giving it a negative score.
>>726140301>way too many bullshit stun abilities thoughyou get used to it and can also use that CBT design to torture your opponentsyou can also play a hero with some invul >Also they'd be out of their minds to release that game with only that singular map/gamemodei would really like another map, one with 4 lanes maybe, but i heard that ASSFAGGOTs don't really ever get "new maps" but i hope it won't be the same with deadlock since it's half shooterit is already known that they are planning to add a new gamemode and it's practically confirmed that it'll come out on the next big update (december or january)
>>726140662https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIY5ya3wYDk
>>726140503how i install that in linux? i will NOT use windows
Can't wait for the barrel physics puzzle but now it's about thermodynamics relating to liquids, heat and elements. Would love to hear the playtester stories behind that.
>>726131162yeah, i sure hope it is
>>726140686>but i heard that ASSFAGGOTs don't really ever get "new maps"The specific mention of there being at least 7 other gates (what's needed for the ritual) feels like a way to set up potential new maps
>>726140772Pretty sure it's just drag and drop even for Linux
>>726140772Steam dick
>>726123514Half life 3 will only run on Steam OS.
>>726140921no linux on my desktop windows sucks
THERE GOES MY HEROWATCH HIM AS HE GOES
>>726140649Right? The mod is full of half-assedheh shit like this.
>>726140737God he's such a fucking moron
>>726140852i hope, i would like a map with 4 lanes againbut the current map isn't even finished (which might change next update though)
>>726140805I hope they this time dont ask the retard who was running around in circles for hours.
>>726124462>believing in this faggot groomerThanks for making Tyler fucking credible.
>>726124651Charlie Sheen vibes, therefore Gordon Freeman is Winning!
>>726124876But it is coming. Idiot.
>>726140380the crowbar will stay but now we have the knive and the pipe wrench, knife cut ropes, cloth and shit like that, the crowbar can destroy things, and the pipe wrench will do something but idk yet
>>726140896so i went to download it and ig t told me i needed to "request access" to the google dive link fuck that im not talking to anyone fuck these people god fucking dammit
>>726140623Gonna play it after I have my sleepytimeGonna do it modded this time with classic weapons and other replacers
>HL1>HL1: Uplink>HL1: Decay>HL: Blue Shift and Apposing Force>Ricochet (if I ever find a lobby)>Sven Coop>HL1: Deathmatch Source>HL2 and Episodes and Lost Coast>HL2 Deathmatch>Black Mesa>Black Mesa Blue Shift>Entropy Zero 1/2>HL2 Infinite FinalityAny other fangames I need to play when HL3 is announced?
>>726141401Just install the fucking thing retard god damn
>>726141013>3 crowsglados my beloved <3
I never really cared much for Half-Life, I was more of a Portal fan.
>>726141529i cant fucking download it the zip is just a google drive link that says i need to request access
>>726123514I can live without HL3 but man I hope you guys get something all the same because you folks are jonesing for anything Half Life related so bad.
>>726141498>>HL1: Deathmatch Sourcejust play normal hldm
>>726130227Frankly, focusing on Alyx pretty much doomed Ep3 courtesy of Laidlaw.Resetting the clock back and keeping Her Father alive and Gordon without injury opened the way back to what it was, Focus on Gordon.EP3 was all focused on her instead of Freeman.
>>726141314Lenore's not coming back Bill.
>>726141609...huh, a genuinely pleasant and thoughtful post on /v/.
>>726141643I keep forgetting thats a thing because it's basically quake.
>>726141609I just want a new HL3 because I want a new Gmod 2 on Source 2.
I will shit brix.
>>726141609This is what happens when you make a game that ends on a cliff hanger and then don't resolve it for nearly 20 years
>>726138023I had a glitch that caused the flashlight to be on indefinitely so I got to see that dinky looking nerd in his full glory
>>726141834>I want a new Gmod 2 on Source 2.What, that fagbox thing not working out for you?
>>726141834>I want a new Gmod 2 on Source 2.uh oh... who's gonna tell him?
What if the announcement was a black screen and slowly faded in on Gordon Freeman.. he looks up at the viewer and says "Oh yeah, it's Freeing time." followed by a cut to the lambda symbol
VR only
>>726141536But what about gmans bird bro
>>726141834I honestly hope they release the full Source 2 engine and become a competitor to Epic and unity.
Why does everyone need to pretend that they care about half-life?
>trailer starts>borealis>snowyour reaction?
>>726141498Since HL and Portal are supposed to share the universe you should play those too.
>>726142162cause half life is fun
>>726140394I really want Gaben to just walk on the stage at the Game Awards and hold up three fingers like in all those old greentexts.
>>726142162You have to go back
>>726142064She's so lovable bros...
>>726142003deboonked
>>726142251She farts in her sleep
>>726142189I've played Portal 1 I don't feel the need to play it again. Unless it's to find ways to beat it as quickly as possible, that might be fun.
>>726142221>Instead of counting down from three, he starts counting up.>Then the trailer starts playing.
>>726141745"basically quake" is Deathmatch Classicnormal hldm is... Multiplayer in HL1
>>726142280
>>726141745yeah except quake does not have the best gun ever conceived (and never replicated) in vidya history: the tau cannonwhy has no other game copied it? charged shots that also doubled down as mobility, bouncing bullets, penetrating shots, peak fun all around
>>726142280It helps keeping me warm.
sven coop is so fun man
>>726142280And?
>>726142305Both portal games combined are shorter than HL1, coop gives a lot of good lore info but if you don't want to deal with retards watch a playthrough
>>726141934>>726141953s&box is roblox for redditorsGMod 2 (or some other #Mod) is HL3 with Lua scripting + physgun (and new physguns for liquid?) + other cool stuff>>726142154would be extremely based even if proprietary license requires commercial releases to happen on Steam>>726142430let's hope that HL3 has one and that HL3DM is a thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSxVpQPIanA
>>726142341>>Instead of counting down from three, he starts counting up.>is this what you been waiting for?>say one, two... and four!>hlx is released as Half-Life 4
Garry should have waited until HL3 before making his stupid sausage man game. I know at the time HL3 was still unlikely but still.
I'm losing hope...
>>726142182...and i wouldnt even be ashamed
Never ever!
>>726142830Uh-oh! We got a doomer here!
>>726142816didn't he say that he doesn't want S&B to be Valve themed?
>>726142830>>726142895Hold still.
>>726142843I've laughed at these kind of "men" for years. I could never comprehend how they can get so excited for a product... Until now.
>>726142972Well then he's an idiot.
>>726142972Gmod being valve themed has been a win-win for both.
>>726141934>>726141953HL2's legacy in the minds of others is completely tied to Gmod, which itself is built off of HL2's mechanics/assets ect. If you never were around when Gmod initially came out in 05-06 (before Gmod 9 became retail priced in late 06), then you really can't comprehend that.>>726142582What this anon said.
>>726141498https://store.steampowered.com/app/3361950/Inhuman/SoonTM
I won't cry if they announce HL3 but I might go chimp mode and jump around a lot.
inject that fuckin shit in ya veins
>>726142816if he wanted to use half life assets he could have went with alyx, but he didn't want to pay the licencing fees and also wants to monetize s&box like Roblox
>>726141498Delta Particles is really good.
>>726142996NOOOGET AWAY FROM MEEEIT'S NEVER COMING OUT! NEVEEEER!
>>726143336>the licencing feesI'm pretty sure GabeN lets him use Valve stuff for free
Donkt care.Nintendo always wins in the end
>>726143317Make sure to overdose so we never have to hear your retardation ever again once the year goes by without any word.
>finally wanna get into HL2>reach the first airboat section>uninstallbeen a thing ever since me wee ol days with the orange box on console
>>726141498>https://www.moddb.com/mods/half-life-inductionThis if you want a slice of life Half Life
>>726143540Wait, this is a Half Life mod where you just do your job?Fuck yeah.
>>726127279Grindr
>>726142182
>>726143717how do you as a self respecting grown ass adult do this on camera? and yes this means women too
>>726143809He saw the Half-Life 3 rumors
>>726143809It's autism unironically
>>726143493I always hated the highway 17 section the most. The most ugly in terms of visuals because Valve had yet to figure out expansive outdoor areas in Source until Episode 2.
>>726143717I once showed this to my friend and he said he'd react the same way if he found a shiny.
>>726135461why is nobody talking about thisthat means the window of possibility just opened gents
>>726142182Literally me, sorry i cant
5 seconds. Lambda logo. Hazardous Environments. G-Man quote. Boom. I have wet my pants.
>>726143925filteredhighway 17 was peak in terms of atmosphere, the bridge section in particular is a masterpiece
>>726143949The 18th is when a gap in steam sales and events begins. That's why people think it's this week.
>>726140649Oh realy? One of the more obscure models of Alyx has hear wearing a 2 inch long skirt, no panties of course, with a permanent dripping mechanic to the nether regions
>>726124023Valve is too good for that shit
>>726144036>>726143925poison headcrab zombie
>>726143809They say apathy is worse than being hated. Combine that with an entire generation that has no friends and no community offline. People crave attention, even if they have to act like clowns to get it.
>>726144036yes thats why bonelabs did a shit ass rip off of it and then made you suffer through it twice
>>726143925foggy overcast drained beach is kino thougheveralbeit
>>726144142>yfw you hear the sound
>steam developer page has 5 upcoming releases>3 of them are under a hardware category, 2 of them are under the game category>but the list only shows the 3 new revealed hardware and deadlock, the second game seems hiddeni didn't know of thisi've never hoped harder before
>>726144217>Combine
Please stop me from hoping. I beg of you find something that totally disproves the rumors I don't wanna hooooooope.
>>726124170Hell yeah, along with a full Deadlock release, Team Fortress 3, Left 4 Dead 3 and Portal 3
>>726144217I would only do it for Half-Life 3 and literally nothing else in all media. It would be sincere. No validation from others required.
>>726143809>>726144393goyboys are the same as picrel and I'm tired of pretending they're not
>>726144494to (potentially) disprove >>726144326, i know deadlock has a secondary branch that is closed and harder to get into so that might be affecting the listbut it might be instead one of these branches that steam allows that i don't think would count as an entire separate game
>>726144494>I beg of you find something that totally disproves the rumorsThey put a fucking Half-Life 3 teaser after the HLA credits. They told everyone in almost the clearest terms possible in 2020, "Half-Life 3 is coming"After that, hundreds of strings for "HLX" have been datamined these last five years. Including things which could only be a NEW HALF-LIFE game.
>>726144673I will stalker scream if they announce it.
It’s going to be ported on all platforms so Nintendo won
>>726143012You have to accept that EVERYONE has their own "star wars trailer" moment
>>726128725I thought it already had sprinting?
>>726144036hell yeahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx4lN5qEoE8&pp=ygUWaGlnaHdheSAxNyBoYWxmIGxpZmUgMg%3D%3D
>>726144735Yes lets just pretend that Episode 3 wasn't promised and a lot of development was occurring until it came to a full total stop. Welcome to Valve's flat management system.
>>726144142>>726144314
>>726144735imagine>you finally get to play HL3>start game>first thing you hear is "hello mr freeman, I can't let you continue unless you spend 5 playcoins(tm)"
>>726144823>that weirdo Switch Portal port was a test to add a Nu Orange BoxI mean, fingers crossed but do you really think CS:2 water effects and lighting is going to work on a switch 2?
>>726128725It's the reverse. they add walking to it.
Soon
>>726134170Deadlock would be better if they actually released the damn thing
>>726145119Half Life 1 sort of had a key for walking.
>>726124462Remember not to trust game "journalists"
>>726144937alsohttps://youtu.be/mQ-SZRQaRqg?si=p541q2sRgBuKK7tI
>>726145043I expect Gabe to announce HL3 on stage at the game awards, only to immediately beat Geoff to death on camera.
>>726145156they "remastered" it several times already they just called them updates instead of a remaster
>>726145224Deadlock will only be good once I know that their casual mode is an actual casual mode.I do not want to spend 45 minutes in a single match. I hate mobas. If you want me to buy your latina gremlin shooter game you need to add a casual mode.
>>726145156HLX (HL2 remaster on Source 2)
>>726142280She better
maybe the real half life 3 was the threads we made along the way
>>726141498Entropy Zero: Uprising. Way better than EZ1, for starters
>>726145324Normally I'd be the first person to shit on tranime but this man should be hung
>>726145436why do people like this show?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY7BJ_RoyhE&t
>>726134004>So was Tyler McChubby just flat out lyingAll that guy does is embellish.
>>726139291Why weren’t they focused on him during Black Mesa?
>>726145329ludokino>>726145536idk man it's pretty funny sometimes I guess
>>726145589because they were enslaved by the Nihilanth
>>726145589Slaves to the baby-head dude.
>>726145385>buyValve only sells games with expensive toys now.They're a freemium dev otherwise.
>>726145324im the first person to hate on off model interpretations but how the fuck does massive tits mean pedo?
>>726143925>The most ugly in terms of visualsThat's Water Hazard. Parts of it look unfinished or babby's first map tier
>>726140171That can mean anything though
>>726123902HL3 can't be made because HL2 making the enemies a bunch of genderless communist hivemind fascists was too on the nose for the direction society was heading.
>They lie... the Tyler lies... they lie...
>>726145635>>726145667Didn’t he also fear Gman?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z73wdnp_jDA
>>726143493>Replay half-life 2 a few months back>Start getting motion sickness during the air boat sectionsI never had this then when I was younger. Maybe I'm just too old.
>>726145668I don't think Deadlock will be a FTP gambler game like Dota is because the game will have a huge amount of story. Each hero will have their own campaign levels sort of like the contrackers in TF2 but much more fleshed out and full of content which gives you a cosmetic at the end of it for free. I think it will be a paid game.
>>726144142>:(
Where did the original 18th November date come from anyway?No one believes the "HL3 soon" chatterboxes, but im curious about the date itself
>>726145826based based based based based
I can't wait for the inevitable Krystal mod
>>726146037A mysterious gap in Steams events and sales.
>>726146037pure schizo rambling
>>726145670I don't wanna call him a leftist because I hate culture war bullshit but essentially, this man hates you. He hates the things that make you happy, he hates seeing you happy, (and in fact that's why he comes in out of nowhere to try and debooonk the HL3 hype on reddit). To any normal straight human male, the image of that girl with the tits is at least recognisably arousing to some degree (even if you think it looks ridiculous). He hates you, and that includes objects designed to draw your arousal. But he can't just SAY that, he has to justify himself somehow; so he comes up with these inane mental gymnastics to explain why that image is problematic (which it isn't), and of course nothing is more problematic than pedophilia. You're currently already seeing people like this pulling similar shit in all kinds of areas of life. They just hate you. that's it. they just hate you and will do anything to retroactively justify fucking with the things you like.
>>726123514gordon now a nigger or bitch or both?
Look at the steam front page. Where has the hardware banner gone? Or the main game promotional header?
>>726146215depends on the player so in your case it’s both LMFAO
>>726145826for me, it's komegatzehttps://youtu.be/GFYJezHMYII
>>726145007It's not a good comparison. They worked on Ep3 for a year at most. They dropped it to shift to Left 4 Dead 2, which released in 2009, 2 years after Ep2They've been working on HLX since Alyx, some suggest even since before Alyx released. That'd be 5-6 years of work flushed down the drain
>>726146440nice
ENTER
>>726123514If dubs I will suck off a vortigaunt
>>726146373Gotta make room for their Artifact 2 announcement
>>726146575>yfw the hl3 trailer starts with "You fucked up my face"
>>726146603likewise
>>726146603>dubs>on /v/
>>726146725>but today... I'm gonna make your face more fucked up
>>726146603>72614-66-03uh oh
>>726145051Shouldn’t CS work on low-end machines?
>>726146575could a crowbar realistically leave neat little thin parralel scars like that on someone's face whilst also leaving their eye intact?
>>726146603ive jerked off to pictures of alyx getting VORTED shits hot
>>726146886It's designed to but I doubt it would look good.
>>726146037Mentally ill people that grifters like Tyler McVicker exploit.
>>726146921Probably, but I think the lower pair should be much smaller
Did you know? Half Life 3 tomorrow.
>>726146972>Go to r34, search vortigaunt >441 results
>>726147326no? tomorrow is tuesday
>>726146037That's because HL3 isn't coming soon it's coming out tomorrow
>>726146921Maybe if the prongs were really sharp and it was scraped across his face rather than struck. But the way Gordon swings it around in HL1? His face should be caved in.
>>726146440>Using the gravity gun as a jump-packI know we have the long jump module from hl1 but this is a kino idea.
I'm excited for the mario galaxy style gravity system
>>726146175>>726146175... then, when did the correct 12th November Steam Hardware come from? That was revealed beforehand with no clues, where did that part come from?
>>726143110This.>You want a sandbox game with a KINO atmosphere and iconic assets? Too bad, you're getting bland cartoony/realism hybrid game that doesn't make it stand out from literally every other sandbox game on the market
It's honestly kinda interesting how the official story at Valve seems to be "We could've made Episode 3, it would've been easy, but we weren't satisfied because we weren't pushing enough grounds".
>>726147609>then, when did the correct 12th November Steam Hardware come from?SadlyitsBradly, who actually knows the VR industry.The consensus is that the hardware announcement means HLX is just around the corner (they were in the same datamines) but we don't know the exact day.
it's going to be VR port of HL games done in a manner similar to Alyx to boost Frame
>>726147871i would love that buy modders have done it already
>>726147871Again, debunked by datamined properties. Stop posting this shit.
>>726147735This week would be the most fitting.>A week after the hardware announcement >It's also the HL1 release anniversary
IT STARTS WITH
>>726148076>A week after the hardware announcementWouldn't it be a bit too short of a gap, making everyone shift their attention to HL3 instead of the hardware? A month or so would make more sense imo
>>726148271
>>726123514Hello human worms Its I ZimHalf-Life 3 will be announced in the next 7 days Kneel before me now
the best thing that will come out of HL3 is an updated Alyx model so SFM animators will finally stop using that horrible, horrible HLA model.
>>726148275Valve has literally taken down the front page icon for the hardware. It seems Valve themselves don't care about that.Maybe they'll show HL3 playing on these devices to bring attention back to the hardware? I dunno, I don't work at Valve.
In case anyone forgot, this exact same shit happened last year. Geoff Keighley may be straight up seeding and encouraging the rumors himself to boost Game Awards viewership, because last year's TGA he hyped up a "long anticipated project by legendary studio finally being announced" with a shit eating grin three separate times.
>>726148436artifact 2 confirmed we are so back bros!
>>726148603fuck the game awards, its tomorrow dude.
>>726148603i don't think TGA is getting shit in terms of announcements, it will be tomorrow, the 19th or never
Just let valve announce hl3 on their own terms. I was waiting for a new Danganronpa game for years but didn't actually expect to get 1 until I was pleasantly surprised one morning. You all should do the same. No point getting your hopes up until the actual thing is announced.
>>726148436>Maybe they'll show HL3 playing on these devicesThat would be even worse, I've already seen quite a lot of retards thinking HL3 is going to be either Steam Machine or SteamOS exclusive.>I don't work at Valve.I don't really mean to insult you but thank God lol.
>>726148740I WANT IT NOW
>>726148740>You all should do the sameI did that for over a decade. But all signs are pointing to HL3 in ways it has never done before and I can't help but smell the hopium in the air.
>>726148804i hope you get banned from steam the day you buy it
>>726148740i dont expect them to repeat what they did with Alyxthe day before trailer: "we're going to show HL:Alyx trailer tomorrow" out of no where.It's not going work as "we're going to show HL3 trailer tomorrow", that would be such an anti-climatic reveal after so long.It has to be just right
>>726148795It won't be an exclusive, but it's a good way to sell the devices. Provided they're affordable.
Do you know who ate all the hopium?
>>726127259Why the fuck would Valve care? They have a litteral unlimited money printing machine with Steam... If HL3 fails at most they will have a bad game...
>>726147669Valve were smelling their own farts desu. No one wanted Episode 3 to push new grounds, they just wanted more Half-Life and an end to the story.
>>726148930Otis.
>>726145725>communist hivemind fascistsYeah and Gordon was always a crypto bro waiting for that bull to happen.
>>726148887>the day before trailer: "we're going to show HL:Alyx trailer tomorrow" out of no where.They only did that because the script for another one of the videos that was supposed to go out with the announcement(a video of Geoff Keighley interviewing 3 devs) leaked online.
>>726148930Why are you asking me?
>>726148603no hardware announcement last yearand HLX still being worked on, it'll be out sooner or later
Tyler McNigger is lying for attention as always
>>726147669They also admitted they were plain running out of content to make use of.They had already used up all their applicable cut beta assets for episodes 1 and 2. They also said "there's only so many new ways we can have the player fight antlions". I think it was just that episode 3 was going to require a whole lot more work than the previous ones were that made it more difficult to get started.
>>726149232Don't Mike Shapiro tweet too
Is there any actual evidence of HLX being announced soon?
>>726149437no
>>726149437maybe
>>726149437Just the fact the code is showing a significant degree of polish and optimisation. And that Mike said "this year trust me bro".
>>726149437Why is Quiet wearing clothes? Was Koblimbo lying?
>>726149437yes
>>726139710Amen
>>726148418AAAIIIIIEEEE SPARE ME ZIM-SAMA
DON'T MAKE ANOTHER THREAD IT'S NOT COMING OUT
new haff lofie thread NOW tomorrow is NEAR
>>726147669Valve has always been a bunch of perfectionists. They're not releasing anything unless it's 200% satisfying to them. Time means nothing to them because they're printing money anyways.
>>726149608>>726149608>>726149608new bread since this one's in free fall now
>>726149437If you give me 100 playcoins I can tell you!
>>726149565FOR GOD'S SAKE OPEN THE NEW THREAD, IT'S OUR ONLY WAY OUT
>>726149437there's some evidence suggesting they want to announce it before the end of the year, but with valve time it's easy for them to miss the schedule
>>726124170>HL2 release was 26 years agoThe math ain't mathin' here
>>726123514I'm not falling for it not watching your shitty awards show