I'm a steamie, I made slop...All my games have fucking flopped...Gabencunt has took his pay...And my profit's gone, that's the steamie way...
>>726137219correct, you made a shitty game and no one cared because it was shitcry as much as you want but deep down if you knew your game wasn't slop you'd have the confidence to post it
>>726138024It's an /agdg/ song...
>>726138143Spammed by a loser who thinks other developer's games are slop but refuses to post his own.
>>726138426Sounds like you're projecting, honey. Post your game?
>>726138426it's actually self-critique, he made a shitty game that he put on steam and naturally it only got 3 reviews because it was ass
>>726139354What game are you talking about though? You know the exact review count it has so surely you can post it right?
>>726139621it's from the gabencunt dev, he posts a lot of his game's steam stats in /agdg/ but never the game itself
>>726139950Gabencunt dev?
>>726140082https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/Gabencunt/not hard to tell whenever he posts in /agdg/ or /v/
>>726140385You seriously think it's all one person posting that?
>>726137219sounds like the solution is to make good games, simple asif you're not capable of that then why would you expect profits in the first place? lol>>726138426I don't have to be master chef to call out your crap when you shit on my plate dummy. Only children get praised for trying, adults get praised for results and your results were shit.
>>726140512It doesn't really matter, same shit, different shade. Just proves how creatively bankrupt they are when they spam the same garbage threads.
>frog poster>bitches about his game>never shows proofis it the same guy posting this?
>>726138024FPBP.>>726137219JeetToddler: BTFO.
>>726137219Kek, steamies do be like that.
>made slop game with the intention of raking in cash>picked Steam INSTEAD OF TRICKING KIDS WITH JEWISH GAMEPASSES IN ROBLOXYou only have yourself to blame
>>726140512cris exists and shits all over /v/ and multiple /vg/ threads for over 5 years, another schizo flopdev suddenly spamming about the same topic with his made up buzzword is just a step below that, cris at least is less obnoxious about it
>>726137219obsessed jeet
>>726141320Cris is a unique case, there's nobody like him. Maybe he's the one posting this?
>>726137219Where is the STEAMED COM tattoo?
>>726138143FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOWhttps://vocaroo.com/1dGDya8q2Yta
>>726137219sell your slop on GOG
>>726141769I'M A STEAMIEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
>>726141852 it wouldn't get past their quality control
Steampigs
>>726137219FUCK FATFUCK GABENCUNTHE MADE MY GAME FLOPONLY 400 GAMES A YEAR ARE ADVERTISED ON STEAM FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>726142883it's a game store, not a marketing agency
>>726142883most of those games deserve to flop
>>726137219I plan on Steam and I have fun, grab the sales there's more than one! OP's a fag we already knew; a poorfag brown who's steeped in poo!
>>726138530He's not the one who made the thread and stain the catalog with the frog image. The burden is on anyone but him.
>>726142983>>726143074die steamie bootlicker
>>726142883>>726143643Steam is flooded with so much fucking garbage. Asset flips, AI VN minimum effort games, all kinds of absolute fucking garbage that belongs on itch.io instead of an actual store. What is the solution to this problem? A $1000 non-refundable fee to put your game on steam?
why do americans like licking boots so much?
Epic we know it's you.
