So does anybody actually want to talk about the game and not just yell about Myles?
sure. the bike looks retarded
>>726184264people are still talking about the game in between all the screechingI posted in another thread that what they've shown even without the marvel autist didn't exactly fill me with confidence, there's some good stuff but also a lot of elements I don't care for (really not that keen on either viola or the psychic powers)
at least samus herself looks cool
>>726184264No
>>726184373Yeah, the motorcycle stuff already looked stupid and boring. I hope the game is good, but the odds of it being above a 6/10 are looking slim at this point
>>726184264Where do you think you are?
>>726184479the environments look cool too
>>726184264idk, I was already feeling apprehensive about the game to be honest and this shit kind of killed any hype I had left. I will still probably play it at some point, but it went from a day one buy to a "I'll pick this up at some point"
>>726184264I'm looking forward to whatever they do with Ridley. Hopefully he eats Myles.
>>726184596*Gulps*Good luck in there Samus. I'll huhh stand guard over here.
>>726184651He's not even in the game, so nothing. Dead af already.
>>726184596>Myles: So how about this weather? Maybe we should go inside! Do you think you can open that door?
>>726184264i wont even pirate this trash
>>726184748he always returns
>>726184596Whoa! You left the AC on?
>faggots making things up instead of acknowledging their favorite game is worsenice
>>726184479but what will she look like
I still think sylux and how hes breeding a new type of parasitic metroids are cool concepts
>>726185441they've massively improved when it comes to NPC faces compared to prime 3 so I expect samus to look good
>>726184264it's /v/bad faith threads are the only thing going on here
>>726184373>autistthis word has officially lost all meaning.
>>726185645>Female character in a western game post 2017>"Look good" Yeah no, it will be some hideous abomination that makes even the Prime Demake Samus look good.
>>726184264>>726184264>>726184264That trailer (to be fair) also looked terrible.
Where are my space pirates. I see the open desert area as just boring filler that serves to get them out of making interestingly interconnected areas. Why is there a motorcycle when we could have just been given a really fast morph ball upgrade or something. Speed booster? From the footage we have the bike physics won’t be good enough to make it fun.>Bike attacks with a lazy 90° rotation animation>it’s psychic powersssss!
>>726186459>Speed booster?that's what's baffling to meyou'd think they'd try to finally include it after being prevented by technical limitations on gc/wii but no, instead let's give her a bike for some reasontruly baffling decisions and I tried to remain hopeful but I'm starting to think it's going to suck
well you see autismo, motorcycles are cool
>>726184748Even if I believed the stupidity that is "He absolutely died for 100% permanent in Super Metroid, even though Kraid came back from the same fate." The Prime games happen before Super.
>>726187074speedbooster and shinespark are cooler, tranny
>>726184264>that screenshotKino. I think I'm gonna get the game. I've never even finished a Metroid before.
>>726187501nope, nostalgiafag
first the bike and now the ragtag group of muh reensevery new video makes this look more and more like halo
>>726187706good, Halo is fun
>>726184264If Myles ends up being a voice in your ear he may actually be the whole game sadly. That aside it looks fine but I do have concern about the central 'hub' area with the bike, like it'll be something you just want to get through to get to the next area and not be interesting in itself.
>>726184264>Does anyone want to talk about the game, but not talk about what's been previewed of it?
>>726184596>literally just the Machine City from the Matrix
>>726184264Game looks fun, I don’t pay attention to dialogue anyway
>>726187624>nostalgiait's a staple of the series that was in the last metroid game we got 4 years ago, what the fuck are you even talking about
>>726186459Pray for a late game Speed Booster upgrade. And a gigantic desert boss fight where you can choose to fight with either the bike or shinespark.
>>726184264Anon just wait for when the game actually comes out and the shitposters move onto something else.
>>726184373>really not that keen on either viola or the psychic powersThose are quite literally the major new elements of the game in addition to a potential hidden time mechanic
>>726190681yes I know, which is why I'm not convinced about the game being goodpsychic powers look like far shittier versions of botw environmental manipulation powers and some of them sound kind of baffling, like psychic boots that just allow you to step on invisible platformsthis is the worst kind of metroid upgrade where it has one super specific usage acting as a key to a prior arbitrary lock
>>726184264I'm still buying Metroid Prime 4.
I wonder what the white suit upgrade doessamus has some kind of weird vajine shaped contraption on her back once she gets the suit
they have a jar jar binks
you'll buy it and defend it anywayjust like with other M
>>726191669I didn't buy other m and I never defended it
Is it possible that we get multiplayer dlc. With all new fed soldier character with different skill it similar to 4 player coop like L4D or maybe like Space Marine 2, mission based coop where we explore another region when Samus do her solo mission.
>>726190520There is a boss in the desert, the trailer had it
>>726184596Damn the 360 is still getting new game releases?
Why did they only remaster the original? I want to play 2 and 3 but they look like shit on the original systems and I can't be bothered to emulate.
I didn't think a universe existed where I wouldn't buy a continuation to my favorite game of all time but somehow I'm in itIf reviews come out and the NPC quipping dogshit is at all present anywhere else in the game I'm just not even going to botherI already hated dread because of this and now I almost want to apologize, I didn't know it could ever be so much worse
>I already hated dread because of this ah what a shame you almost sounded credible but you had to shit the bed at the very end
>>726192902>I already hated dread because of thisWhat? When was there NPC quipping in Dread?
>>726193623dread has absolutely 0 atmosphere or isolationthe game literally locks you into rooms and forces you to listen to fucking dumbass exposition and directions from the computer every 5 minutes, it's insufferable
>>726184264>j-just ignore it and consoom the quirkslop, chud!!
It looks fucking ugly. Other than Samus, everything has that common muddy look that videogames have. The quote 'atmosphere' is lacking, it looks very generic. The plants look chunky and have no life, I don't feel like the planets are alive. They're just by the book. Somehow Dread looked nice and more cohesive.
>>726187943>the matrix invented machine cities
>>726191669Other M was good
>>726184373I mean, I'm not really gonna judge the psychic stuff too harshly right now because Prime has had a gameplay gimmick in each game since 2. I thought the dark and light beams were cool on paper, but ammo was annoying. Hypermode in 3 was kinda lame even if it was the natural endpoint for the phazon stuff. I'm just not that offput by cruise missile or moving stuff telepathically after those things.
>>726184264beside the cringe writing i saw a shitty bike segment and checked out
>>726184651>>726184748Yeah no way Ridley will be in, he'll just upstage Sylux if that was the case.Also Ridley being under Sylux mind control would make me kill myself. I can see Ridley being under Dark Samus control, but not Sylux who is already a bit of a jobber.
>>726184596this looks like it belongs in an MMO raid
>>726195745Fusion did this too? By your logic Metroid hasn't been good since Super
>>726184264What's there to talk about, it's metroid. There's nothing really to talk about except for all of the stuff that doesn't resemble metroid.
>>726200379yes, fusion is dog shit correctsuper and prime 1 were flukes
>>726184651>>726187314>>726200121Sylux leading the Pirates right now as well as Samus Returns already bridging the gap between Prime 3 and Super tells me Ridley’s out of order. If they make more Prime games though I really wonder how long they can stretch the gap between 2 and Super.
I just wonder if the bike will get turned into the speed booster or if it will have upgrades of its own. The speedometer looks makes me think you can at least make it faster.
>>726202141it has a hoverboard upgrade at least
>>726202176Samus is getting into MKW...
>>726202230it'd be neat but I think they're done with guests from outside the mario universe
>>726184264Myles is part of the game and has 80% screen time in the footage we got. Deal with it.>errrm why aren't you talking about the other parts that we saw very little of because this character took the spotlight?retard. the only other thing shown was slowly tracing basic shapes with the analogue stick which is equally creatively bankrupt.
>>726184264What do you want to talk about? I'm not watching spoilers.
>>726202852the light suit
>>726202790>ignoring the 7 minute overview trailer we also got
>>726184264i mean from what ive seen it looks great BUT that character is so offensive that its all people can talk about, its like the biggest blemish Prime 4 will probably have.
>>726202460They already did that in 8. But if they wanted to make Nintendo Kart. World would have been the best time.
>>726184264>erm can we stop addressing the elephant in the room? all this criticism is making me uncomfortable!
It is nice to see the boost ball return. Wonder how we will get it.
>>726191604Everything in the game is shaped like a vagina. There is a puzzle that literally involves stroking the clitoris.
>>726192560Perhaps a Hunters remake added as an extra mode.
>>726195745This is a gross exaggerating and it's why you people are never taken seriously. If you want real change give real criticism, otherwise you'll be written off as an impossible to please fan and they'll only make games with normalfags in mind
>>726204342shut up nigger I don't have to placate someone who likes the taste of shitslit your wrists
>>726184264Okay.>all the companion people you gather throughout the game seem to have health bars you need to manage, and this seems to be an entire-game thing and not just a tutorial thing like the guys coping on Twitter like to say>Viola is just... I don't know, it just doesn't fit in Metroid, a franchise mostly where you take cool rocket platforms and ancient tech trams to get to distant places, yet here's just a fuckin' motorcycle and a flat desert because ??? BotW or something>saw Samus riding a weird hover cart looking thing that looks like slow shit and I swear that fuckin' thing better be a fake AI video>no comment on the psychic stuff, we don't know enough about it yet>trailers in vidya are often cherrypicked to hell. Despite this, only about half of the trailer content seems to have that "Metroid vibe", the hand-crafted web of corridors look where everything looks like it's from the gen past the current gen somehow>also the game doesn't have that much color, but it's easy to dismiss that as Youtube compression, since streamed video tends to lose some vibrancy>we don't actually know a whole lot about the game, but honestly more than half of what we DO know is bad news>I agree with that one guy that said the logo change was probably the canary in the coal mineOverall, no hype yet. I'm interested enough to keep following it, but that's it.Plus I want to complete a few other Metroid games first, MP2 first, since that's the Metroid game I outright missed completely, I've played and beaten most of the rest. After that is probably a couple romhacks I've been eyeing.>>726192895IIRC they planned on remaking 2, but I don't know where that went.Still bought MP1 on Switch for some relatives of mine though.
>>726184264We'll have to wait until r/fuckNintendo moves their raid on to another Nintendo game. So probably in 2026
>>726184373>Chozo magic good>Psychic magic bad
>>726204342why would anyone ever take /v/trannies seriouslyif anything the recipe for success is to take what the /v/ consensus is and do the exact opposite since this shithole has been bleeding from the rectum ever since the switch 1 was revealed
>>726205194I mean "chozo magic" has some fun mechanics like shinespark or screw attack while this new stuff looks extremely trite and boring but whatever helps you sleep at night sister
>>726205320also a lot of Chozo Magic got retconned in Prime 1, people forget the lore entries were entirely rewritten. I remember the original NTSC version of the Chozo lore to have even more mystical shit.
>>726205320>Abilities from the tutorial looks trite so I'm going to shit blood all over the placeOk.
>>726184264The bike is stupid and shouldn't exist.
>>726207265AI is stupid and shouldn't exist.
>>726207647This kills the jeet
>>726184302fpbp. First DD2 and now this shit, every franchise I loved is going to shit.
Prime 2 should've been remastered first>but retro-Outsource it to literally any of these other Nintendo sweatshops. Already got 1 game running on whatever in-house thing they built for the game running on the switch
>>726206929>shit bloodI expressed mild skepticism at what they've shown which is the only thing I can comment on, mr nigger-man
>>726210240>mild skepticism >Someone responds to him with "psychic powers aren't that much different from chozo magic">Gets upset and calls that person names
>>726184264I'm playing Metroid Samus Returns on the 3DS right nowit's better than I expected. I'm a Castlevania man but this game is pretty fun
>>726211736Good to hear, anon. Going for 100%?
>>726211736it's pretty solid, if you liked it then you are gonna like dread too, they made the movement and counter in that game better.
>>726184264The bike looks shit, the open desert makes me sleepy, the slow ass psychic bullet looks anti fun, the combat still feels like a prehistoric n64 shooter. There's nothing good to talk about and it gets worse every time they show more.
>>726184373Psychic stuff is mixed, for me. I like the ability to control your shot tragectory for puzzles, although I wish it were faster, but making platforms appear or turning your bombs into an energy source you have to carry around sounds pretty boring.
>>726184302The bike will ruin the game more than Myles will but the Myles controversy is funnier.
>>726214417where was the bomb stuff shown? I couldn't find any footage of it
>>726214516I can't remember who it was that said it, but I remember one of the previews talking about it.
she cute
>>726184264He's gonna fuck Samus, isn't he?
If the Enemy seriously moves to ruin Metroid draw it in through the arm cannon for munitions and energy. The only requirement for the certain defeat by Gamergate Genesis of Maga, any movement from them at all. https://files.catbox.moe/sog52k.png As Metroid Prime 4chan's human intelligent energy travels in way to shock in all it's new order the world.Like a Draygon to a naked electrical conduit, has no one learned from before.
>>726215889nice shitpost ChatGPT, now give me a recipe for buffalo chicken strips.
Let us see.How Shit 4chozo can get. Landing a force of 300 on the driveway of Buckingham Palace.You're Buckingham https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/username/Nyggers/ Palace.
>>726184264Just wait for it to leak and anons will tell if you if it's good or not before it's out.
what if myles is just pretending to be clumsy and annoying but he’s really the mastermind behind the evil going on and he’s one of the final bosses that samus must kill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIE-y3p7kcc
>>726184479I genuinely hope they go with "Echoes" samus definition of cool and not "Dread" Samus definition of cool.
https://files.catbox.moe/hqdids.png
>>726191669Nobody liked Other M, ignore revisionists/tourists covering for Prime 4 and and contrarians.Even back then Other M was completely shat on.
>>726191669Nintendo's financials has never reported Other M as a million seller and that shit was constantly in bargain bins, so it's safe to say no one actually bought that one.
>>726207265>The bike is stupid and shouldn't exist.The bike is cool and should exist to expand gameplay
