Cloundflare is fucking dead, a lot of game are hosted on it, its over Tarkov bros.
>>726204608Oh man I thought something was goin on with my internet. Didn't this just happen a month or 2 ago? Why's it so frequent lately
Boy I sure love monopolies.
>>726204608Oh no I have to wait 2 hours for it come back online the horrorWhat do we do tarkov bros??
>>726204784What you should've done a long time ago. Uninstall tarkov
i hate this fucking nigger shit, everytime i check some random website this shit has to "load cloudflare" and some dogshit captcha appears making me waste precious seconds of my time, fuck these jews i hope they get raped to death
>>726204864Yes Jews implement this on every site just to waste 2 seconds of your time, no other reason
live service slop players deserve the fucking ropekys
>>726204608>Shitflare is deadGood.
buttmad "my game didn't get nominated reeee" snoys ddosing
>can't use most of the normalfag sites, not even the ones on my turd world.>can still use 4chons.HOW THE TURN TABLES
Guys, I'm scared. This is th- [ERROR 500]
>>726204945retarded golem
>can't even use sadpandaliterally 9/11
SAD PANDA IS FUCKING DEADPANIC PANIC PANICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>726204608What's the point of ddos'ing cloudflare?
>>726204945this. they also make a fuckton of money from faking cyber attacks
pirate chads can't stop winning like usualall my games workpapyigs are crying lol
>>726205118Stop 70% of the internet?
>>726205013lmao shows those fags ri->pastebins are fuckednevermind, I'm officially pissed off
>>726204608explains why the manga i've been reading shat itself, huh
>>726205190what were you reading?
>>726204608>Cloudjew is dead chud!!!!Don't threaten me with a good time
>gelbooru down>sadpanda downUnironically owarida.
>>726205118it funi
hey tech bros, why does 4chan not load captcha on chrome but does work normally on firefox?
>>726205164but what's the point?
>>726205118CloudJew is dosing itself to stop people from spilling important blackmail and Jewish tricks. Cloudjew is a maitm attack and breaks https to read everything encrypted
>>726204713No, that was some Amazon service that a ton of sites use.It's great how a handful of companies have the entire fucking internet in their grubby hands.
>>726205190>he streams his manga
>>726204945>secretly ddos sites behind the scenes >appear as a hero to protect from ddos attacksskin these cloudflare jews alive
>>726204713Yeah your internet is fine, any 500 errors you get are Cloudflare imploding. The previous one you're talking about was Amazon AWS.
Hey guys.TOTALLY not an issue that they use the entire fucking surface web to DDOS anyone that doesn't use them without the money to sue them.No sirree.Not a problem in the fucking slightest that they're the second biggest web protection racket after google who everyone has to downstream from for web indexing.Also suck off a shotgun whoever's the faggot admin who revoked my reaction image privileges.
>was about to pirate some games with gog.to>this happensis g*d telling me to stop pirating?
>>726205013>RSCombatTriangle.webm
>>726204608Damn. Guess I'll just keep playing my single player games and not giving a fuck.
I miss when devs tried to optimize webpage loading times but now it's all about making people wait longer and longer on purposeFuck this gay earth
ITS BACK UPQUICK DOWNLOAD ALL THE PORN
>>726204608Why does every site in existence use Cloudfare again?
>>726205484You are brown
>>726205484maybe he was just telling you the game you were about to pirate was shit
WE'RE SO BACK
>>726205356The lulz newfriend
>>726205536There is no other CDN that offers the same level of feature set that is capable of the same scaling
>>726205536Your options are>Have enough money to sue them if they try DDOSING you>Get DDOSed by them>Pay to not get DDOSed (by them)
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=45963780It's over...
>>726205379I wonder who owns these companies, maybe I will write them an e-mail giving them a piece of my mind.
you faggots laughed when I bought physical doujinshi who's laughing now
>>726205536Sir. I regret to inform you, but Normies
>>726205629Do you retards ever get tired of making everything into a stupid, self defeating conspiracy?
>>726205661Post some
>>726205536Anon, burger glowie funded monopolies
>>726205450Appreciate the sincere answer anon I had just rolled out of bed and couldn't figure out why all of the websites I use were throwing the same error lol this is a pretty funny way to start the day though, lot of potential for lulz here
>>726205680You used conspiracy as a thought terminating cliche rather than actually describing a conspiracy.
>>726205717>burgerI don't think burger's are usually considered kosher
Cloudflare is the bane of the modern Internet. It holds way too much power, and once it goes down, everything goes down. Fuck this overcentralized shit.
>>726205536They use Cloudflare for protection to make sure their sites don't go down.
SKG fags suspiciously quiet
>>726205536Because no one else matches the throughput handling for DDoSing, what's mainly the issue here isn't malicious actors with targeted DDoSing, it's the fact that bots and AI scrapers are running absolutely fucking RAMPANT in the past 3 years which is essentially creating widespread, baseless DDoSes as a side effect. We're talking like orders of magnitude more scraping happening per year, most provider services can't handle it anymore.
>cloudflare having a monopoly on the internet is le bad>steam having a monopoly on pc gaming is le good
>>726204608Thank God it's back, couldn't generate captcha for a while. I thought my IP got rangebanned.
>>726204608erm ackshually cloudflare isn't a hosting servicethey're more like a gatekeeper owned by jews and/or the mafia extorting money from suckers lest they got ddos'd by swarms of bots they totally do not own hehe
>>726205887wagashi is so cool
>>726204608Another reason to store copies of your games and anime on HDD.
>>726204945no, you got it wrongsite owners have to implement captcha regardless of race, because otherwise they get effectively ddos-ed by jews' ai scraping botskilling the internet outside of berg-approved websites has been their goal the entire time, internet democratizes information
https://rumble.cloud/
>>726205887>ntrslops>atahuta slopWeird flex, but okay.
>>726204608Welcome to the Russiastan expirience we have cf banned for years
>>726204608The funniest part is that DDoS protection is just a couple lines of code, it's piss easy to do yourself
>>726205661Do you have yaoi? Please sir share it
>>726205887Downloading does the same thing, but physical is much more nice, that's true.
>cuckflare is deadYay! How is 4cuck not down then though?
>>726205858>SKGwut?
>>726206178not worth ddosing
>>726205287senki survival saga because i saw this on /a/
>>726205481>no one is rebelling>even if there was they are silenced/bank account frozenwhy are we like this
better get used to these giga outages, most tech companies are replacing actual human programmers with shit AI LLMsi'm counting down the days too that microsoft fucks up with a horrible w11 update rollout
ITS DOWN AGAINITS SO OVER
>>726206132You're retarded.
>>726205536because if they don't, mysterious hackers from israel who definitely have nothing to do with cuckflare will ddos them relentlessly. if they still don't switch to cuckflare, suddenly pedophiles who definitely have nothing to do with cuckflare will post CP on the site to get it shut down.
>>726204608>about to jack off to videos on rule34>cloudflare diesGod damn it. Guess I'll just go to sleep with blue balls then.
>>726206298>no argumentShalom
>>726206358I shouldn't even be engaging with such retardation, but you can't solve a DDoS by changing your software.
WE ARE SO BACK
>>726206259Holy imbecile
>want to check cloudflare status>need to complete a cloudflare challengelol. lmao even
IT'S OVER
>>7262046084chan is working perfectly despite the fact that it uses cloudflare?
>>726206297I press reboot sir
>>726206517Anon you are aware that networks use code aswell right?
>>726204713pajeets
>>7262066394chud is a single entity that cannot be affected by anything happening in the outside world.
>>726206639it uses cloudflare but i don't think it is hosted on cloudflareso if you had an active challenge cookie you could post
>>726206687So you're moving the goalposts to talking about *networks* now?Please, explain how a single server running a website can influence their upstream network to handle DDoS attacks by "changing a couple lines of code".
>>726205887>Kurosu gatariStill can't believe all his stuff is gone from the panda, and it happened before I started compulsively downloading everything I even remotely like too
>>726206807>So you're moving the goalpostsTry again anon>single server running a websiteSounds like a you problem
The final push is coming
I bet this is Tebas' fault.
ITS NEVER BEEN MORE OVER THAN IT IS RIGHT NOW
is it down again? lol
>>726206905You are a retard lol
Okay but how does this actually affect you? It doesn’t.
>>726206972Why are all Poles retarded
guys im stuck in league champ select what do i do?
>>726205315>>726206342>pixiv upnot my problem
>>726205102I'M TRYING TO GET OFF IT KEEPS CRASHING!!
Imagine if cuckflare actually diedieded
Funny how I have been binge watching Occult;Nine and then this happens.
>>726207030it was up for a moment, then down again, then up, then downit was up for solid 15 minutes at one point, so i thought they fixed it already, but nope
>>726206993I know you are anon, don't worry.
>>726204608and nothing of value was lost
>>726204608I can finally say what i've been thinking for a while, does the Cloudflare look like an ass, or i'm I too much of a coomer?
>>726204713Nothing like this ever happened, I told you niggers to not trust in the hosting jews.
>>726206972what kind of degenerate porn shit are you hiding with that bar anon
>>726207216Well now that you mention it
>>726207210I know you are but what am I
>Pixiv is down
>>726207216it looks like a crocodile to me
>>726205315>>726206342>not downloading your porn
>>726206342Pahealgods stay winning. Kneel
>>726207103
>>726205118the entire modern internet is held up by like two or three services like Cloudflare, killing one basically kills a huge chunk of the rest
>>726207216YOSHI
Good.>Ummm sweety, im going to need you to turn on the spy scripts to browse firstFuck off.
>>726207217You're right anon I should have listened. I'm sorry
I guess I won't have my morning fap now FUCK
WE'RE BACK
>>726205887Any way to see this with the archives needing cloudfare?
>Shitflare and rest of big boys die>You're now only allowed to use 4chan,kiwi, leddit and Tumblr
i thought 4chan also used cloudflare?
>>726207462It's just chinese cartoon porn anon you're not missing much
>>726205315>>726206342>>726207103PIXIVWON
>>726204608this is why we unironically need to shoot politicians, they literally take bribes from companeis like Cloudflare so they dont have competition
>>726204608Whew, at least 4chong works.
what if...cloudflare is doing all the DDOS, thus driving people towards their service
>>726207378works on my machine
>>726207514>pornWhat kind of porn specifically?
Good. Press S to spit on its grave.
>>726207030How can you tell he is a pole?
S
Yeah, twitter and itch.io keep dying every couple of minutes.
>>726205356A communication disruption could only mean one thing...
Luckily I have a large cache of game ISOs so I am not affected.
>>726207684It says Warsaw
>>726207631chinese cartoons
>>726207569pray you dont get a random cloudflare check
>>726207696>xitter down>bsky upxitter xisters… did we lose??
>>726207684
>>726207729>in the middle of the imageI think I am blonde
>>726204608So is 4chan?
>>726207701But what about the jewish attack on the cloudflare
>Not having your own service
>>726207769"More specifically" means more than you already said
>>726204608Why haven't they tried to turn it off and on?Are they stupid?
What if we put cloudflare behind another cloudflare
>>726207839HOW DOES 4CHAN WORK WITHOUT CLOUDFLARE
>>726207886Chinese cartoon in books, with penises and boobs
>>726205117You made me check, kike
BROSITS OVER
i hate eveything
>>726204608Cloudflare is a protection racket.I wonder why 4chins is still working though.
Works on my machineJust had to clear my browser's cookies
>>726207993It goes up and down. I've been jacking it in piecemeals
>>726207216Like in a really distorted way I can see a girl doggystyle
nyaa and the ROM download site I use are still up, it can never come back and I wouldn't give a shit
Come on man, it's down again
>>726205481the web is useless now, its all slop, even google is fucking terrible and gives you irrelevant search results anyway, the only worthwhile things are streaming services and gaming platforms, if those stop working then there will be full on rebellions
>>726208090This is like an MRE for fappingThanks anon
>80â„… of websites controlled by corpos CDNsThis is the most lame faggot distopia ever,
>>726204608This too is confirmation of HL3
>>726207978Cartoons are in "comic" books not "books" and I have never seen a book or comic book with a penis or vagina
>>726207216>>726208090honestly looking at the original it looks like there's light glinting out from the asshole between the buttcheeks lmao
>Up and down constantlyI'm imagining an office of panicked people pushing buttons at random
sirs...go without me...
>>726205013Oh boy, lucky us. The toxotrannies are here to stay.
>>726208168100% agreed and i fucking hate it
I'm still using it tho?
>>726208150Why not just shave your ass, take a picture, photoshop it, then post it?
:' - (
>>726204608>hey you know this massive decentralized network of computers that was invented so information could survive a nuclear attack because of it's decentralized nature?>I think we should run the whole thing through maybe 2 companies and if anything happens to those two companies the whole thing should go down.we did this to ourselves.
crazy how it just breaks everything at onceFIX IT JANNIES
>>726208251I'm not gonna post a picture of my ass you freak
Jesus Christ, they actually don't know what to do about this.
Lo l>>726208037OH SHIT ITS HAPPENING
>>726204608I do generally dislike how everything is controlled by a handful of companies.If cloudflare, aws or azure go down then like a third of the internet goes down. God help us if multiple companies have an outage.
wasn't Cloudflare run by glowniggers?
>Hey we have like AWS, Google and Cloudflare monopolies>Surely nothing bad will happen if any of them ever go down
>>726208286Terrorists or some foreign nation can legitimately take out like 2 companies and cripple the entire western internet. Fucking wild.
>>726208346let's hope they never figure it out
>>726207792First war axes, now this?
>>726208340Don't be such a pussy faggot
Fuck off, let me in you piece of shit.
>>726204608Randomness is being taken over by AI, if they can manipulate the numbers, they can manipulate the world.
It's the end of the internet bros
TOTALINTERNETDEATH
GOOD MORNING SAARSPLS DO THE NEEDFUL AND WAIT PATIENTLYWE CEO FIX THE INTERNET
>>726208286>we did this to ourselves.You can't do anything unless you family is worth 1b+.
>blacked.com downit's over
>>726208370All replaced by pajeets running AI, deserved
>>726208408>theGAYawards
>>726208417so it goes
Oh yeah it's totally fine to put all your eggs in one rickety basket with a bunch of holes in it
TOTAL FURRY DEATH
>>726208445SITUATION CRITICAL
>>726208437SAAR
>>726208286A pack of psychopathic child-raping Jew billionaires is not "we"
>>726208346russians or indianscall it
>>726205858Jesus, they really mindbroke ameriburgers hard.
>>726208436BLOODY BASTARD BITCH RACISTCEO INDIAN SUPERPOWER FIXING INTERNET NOW
If you don't have a personal collection saved locally then you're a stupid motherfucker
>>726208504Chinese. Google is releasing their new AI model today and China is trying to kill the hype.
L O N D O NONDON
>>726208504chinks and jeets
>>726205680No, I NEED to be the victim of an elaborate conspiracy.
from all over the globe, its over
>>726208437>indians totally aren't invading 4chan guys
>Cloudflare outage right before HL3 revealIt's part of an ARG, isn't it?
It's all ogre...
DYRBI?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8IVI0sZ6F8
>>726208437Do the needful.
>>726208346yup, this confirms what I suspected, they realize most people are noticing, and that Trump/MAGA are losing as young men are now further to the right then they are, they are going to do the Great Reset, prepare to fight any government agents that try to evict people this week, they are going full pod
>>726205518Never mind.I just went to goon on my favorite rule34 sites and those are all down too. I guess this is a big problem.
HOW DOES 4CHAN WORK WITHOUT CLOUDFLARE>HOW DOES 4CHAN WORK WITHOUT CLOUDFLAREHOW DOES 4CHAN WORK WITHOUT CLOUDFLARE>HOW DOES 4CHAN WORK WITHOUT CLOUDFLARE
>>726208613OUGADOGOU?
>>726208584>ACKland
muh retro cheevos...
Physical chads are winning again!
>>726208613>ouagadougou
>>726208594
>>726208668Different service
>>726208205>toxo trannies>third world countries>normalfags epic 4chan win, even more tourists and zoomniggers
>>726208668session cookies
>>726208631It's time for Earth to become what it was always meant to be: the biggest torture chamber ever. Billions of people will be tortured for the elites' amusement, and no one will be able to stop it. And Lord Moloch will laugh as evil finally wins forever.
>>726208668It doesn't.Unless you have an old pre-approved cf cookie like everyone posting here.
>>726208631This.
>>726207216>>726207239>>726207306>>726207413It's the top half of the happy merchant. The nose is even a different color from the rest
Some serious hacking issues going on lately, >jaguar>amazon>uk governmentprobably related to that, i'm sure they have their best people working on it
>>726204608gemini 3.0's release. but reddit told me it's a bubble so clearly it was a coincidence ://
>>726208631It's cute that you still think there's going to be some big "happening."
>>726208668we are above them
>>726208721no wonder this sit is so fucking DOGSHIT
>>7262086684chan is directly hosted by israel
>>726208613Did a gorilla name your city? wtf
Government worldwide ddosing clouddlare
>>726208613Ovuvuevuevue enyetewevue ugbem ugbem Osas.......
>>726208732You still havent killed yourself freak?This shit website really is like 12 people and all bots isnt it.
>>726208715>indian has edit out his shitholesaar
>>726208346So something is going down in london they don't want people to know about
>>726208760retard, they got caught, they weren't planning on doing this for another 5 years, but the noticing got too much for them, they are cornered and have no other choice, dont come crying to me when they come to kidnap you this week
SAAR
I'm a beaner and even my Isp is using the dallas cloudfare making me a honorary mutt
>>726208760We WILL turn the world into a playground for sadists. The rich and powerful WILL torture everyone forever. Humanity's potential will be permanently destroyed in the name of enabling a small minority of sociopathic megalomaniacs to torture everyone forever and ever and ever and ever. It is our destiny.
>>726208796Probably not a good thing.mafia > governmentAt least today.
If we were serious people, this would be the wake up call to end the reign of terror of Google, AWS and Cloudflare. Sadly, we're all clowns
That's why you make your own systems like Josh did. But ofc people won't listen or sacrifice some of the free time to make their own shit
I hope it dies
>>726208760Kike impatience and latent psychopathy already ruled this timeline out.The plan wasnt to boil the frog this fast
>>726208668It does use cloudfare for certain sessions, if your cookie expires a random cloudfare check might pop up, if it happens right now you are fucked.
Kiwi Troons won
I need goonflare to fap
>>726208613i been married long time ago
>>726208813All of history has been leading up to the ultimate triumph of evil. No one can stop it. Everything WILL be ruined. That is by design.
>>726204713Nothing unusual, just the second and third world waging cyberwar against the first world. So, the exact thing Cloudflare is supposed to tank in place of their customers.
internet will be decentralized in the following years
>>726208504>jeets sending good morning to everyone again
>>726208910come get me Bibi, Civil War II time
>>726208613
gabe killed the internet to stop half life 3 leaks
>>726208613>ougadogouggtjghth ghtghthg
>>726208879The goyim NEED to be punished for centuries of oppressing Lord Moloch's Chosen People and preventing them from fulfilling their destiny to ruin this world in His name, and any goy who dares to stand in their way should be tortured to death.
>>726208869BUY THR DIP
>>726204608I hope you little retards are prepared to go without the internet and electricity for months.
Reminder that over 75% of internet traffic is generated by bots today. I wonder if global infrastructure will be able to support the internet in 10 years (+99.97% bots)
NOOOO I CAN'T DOOMSCROLL X THE EVERYTHING APP
so israel will nuke gaza again? because this was exactly what happened last time
>>726208943You will never see a million of diff forums ever again
during those time, I'm happy to have 40tb worth of games, movies, animes and books, finally, they have a use
>>726208960>>726208613
>>726208910The fact I recognize your mentally ill kike drivel is really hitting me hard that this astroturfed shithole is really less than 50 people by now and just an army of bots. Hell youre probably some kind of chatbot or Eglin AFB glownigger insect yourself.Fuck this website, literal waste of life.
>>726208906WHERE DID YOU COME FROMWHERE DID YOU GOWHERE DID YOU COME FROM OUAGADOUGOU
Cumrades, it's so over.
>>726208869But panda using it they killed my goon
IT'S UP
>>726209030just wait 5 to 10 years
IT'S DOWN
>>726208905pixiv works
Kill some time and CHOOSESankaku is still up for the 2 anons who care
>>726207216>>726208090More like this.
AHHHHHHHHHHH I CANT VISIT MY FAVORITE HENTAI GAMES PIRACY SITE WHAT DO I DO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>726205379AWSsame idea
>>726206586THERE'S NO CLOUDFARE TO KNOW WHY THERE'S NO CLOUDFARE
What's the point of DDoS protection if you block access to all sites?
>>726205536They have a monopolyAnd if you try to use your own they will juts ddos your site into oblivion just to show how "unprotected" your site are without their "superior security"
>>726209121>Sankaku kys yourself jew rat
Jews are nuking the internet
>>726208504jeets working for israel
if fucking kiwifarms can get their own cloudflare replacement running,what's stopping other, bigger sites from having something similar as contingency
So, what happened
>>726209163>Reddithammer
>>7262091216. 7, and 13
>>726208613>Ougadougou
>>726208613>ouagadougoumee wani wanga solo
HACK THE PLANET
>>726209173jeet used chatgpt and send the update to live
>>726209163based???
>According to official sources, the problem is far more severe than initially thought and it may take several years to fixTHE INTERNET IS FUCKING OVER
>>726209167Payment processors will block alternatives not owned or approved by tribesman
>>726208924>cyberwarlolmore like some pajeet pushed some code that no one bothered to test properly and it tanked the service
>>726209167>bigger sites from having something similar as contingencyThe same thing that stops them from having a second cloud provider"Why should we?"
>>726205536They're the only one with the infrastructure to handle the job (though i guess not that well lol) and building it is expensive as fuck so not many people wanting in that market
ALLL I NEED IS SADPANDA ALL I NEED IS SADPANDA ALLL I NEED IS SADPANDA ALL I NEED IS SADPANDA ALLL I NEED IS SADPANDA ALL I NEED IS SADPANDA ALLL I NEED IS SADPANDA ALL I NEED IS SADPANDA ALLL I NEED IS SADPANDA ALL I NEED IS SADPANDA ALLL I NEED IS SADPANDA ALL I NEED IS SADPANDA ALLL I NEED IS SADPANDA ALL I NEED IS SADPANDA ALLL I NEED IS SADPANDA ALL I NEED IS SADPANDA ALLL I NEED IS SADPANDA ALL I NEED IS SADPANDA ALLL I NEED IS SADPANDA ALL I NEED IS SADPANDA
>>726205356watch the world burn
>>726208613Oumuamua anon...
>>726204608FUCK THOSE NIGGERS I CAN'T ACCESS DANBOORU
>>726208815>indian has editbrown on brown violence
>>726209121Doesn't matter. Just make it from scratch and fry it in butter. Hash browns are the easiest. Just grate a peeled potato. Squeeze some of the water out. Fry on low for maybe 20 minutes total. Flip when brown and not falling apart. Stack it denser than you think, like a patty.
>>726209121>10McDonalds>13KFC
Reminder shit like this is only going to be more extreme soonProgrammers will be replaced by indians trying to vibe code their way out of trouble and gathering in front of a computer being like "PLEASE CHAT GPT SAAR THIS NOT WORKING HOW TO FIX"
>>726209229@grok is this true
London is back. hurray
>>726205315Sadpanda uses cloudflare?
>>726209138>>726208090Fucking hell man
>>726209167Cost.That's it, unlike kiwi farms most services dont need a contingency often enough to justify the cost.
>>726209121I could use 16 right now
He won.
I'll just keep genning my AI smut locally
>>726208773This, the IDF chuds would lose their favorite past time if 4chan went down again
>>726204608This is why you don't fucking rely on shoddy questionable services, god damn. Cloudflare is a scam, and it was obvious that it would be. Cloudflare is like Easy Anticheat; says it does good things, but doesn't do anything. Has anyone even had to do any sort of verification? Any time I saw the Cloudflare page for any website or game, it just auto verifies for me.Just get rid of Cloudflare. It's as negative to everyone as western localizers are.
>>726205315nozomi is still up
>>726209167Because people are ignorant
I admit it. It was me
>>726209167kiwifarms doesn't have a trillion DDOS bots (operated by Cloudfareâ„¢) hitting them, requiring a more robust service that only Cloudfareâ„¢ can offer
>>726209269At least the future is funny
I'm half-certain it's the absolute fuckton of AI traffic.If the internet got a 102% increase in traffic in the past two years thanks to AI, there's probably a failure point where it all comes tumbling down. The infrastructure wasn't ready for the extra load.Then again, it could be some cyber attack from the people's communist republic of china, trying to stop us from logging onto exhentai and downvoting the 5 star chinese doujins that are 5 stars because chinese people always 5-star anything that's translated for them.Who fucking knows?
This is all groundwork to get people used to cyber attack that will push us firmly into even more of a digital hellscape.
>>726209269All of America will have a blackout for an indefinite amount of time. It's part of the WEF's plan for a one world government.
>>726205117FINALLY THE DECISION TO SAVE EVERYTHING LOCALLY AS A CBR FILE ON MY TABLET MAKES SENSE
>>726204608>>726204713Why did 4chin stop using cloudflare? I remember seeing it used here four or five years ago.
>>726209042Just accept that we are just ants that exist to be burned by the big magnifying glass. We're just meat to be butchered. Rich, powerful sociopaths are the only people who matter, that's why they're always on top.
>>726209243>NiyaNiya is down
>>726209334CURSE YOU ANON
>>726209361still does for first time captcha
>>726209361It's still used for captcha though?
>>726204608>mangadex goes down>welp, haven't masturbated in a few days>gelbooru down>sadpanda down
>>726204608One of the webpages I use for troubleshooting in my job is also down, and so is the website for user accounts. Don't you love centralization?
>>726209325>Any time I saw the Cloudflare page for any website or game, it just auto verifies for me.Yeah it checked you and saw you weren't a bot. This is what it's supposed to do.
>>726205315and Pommu is still not back up :(
>>726205651Cool it with the anti-Semitism
>>726209374They don't matter. You only think they do because they're hoarding all the money. But it can taken from them.
>>726208613Regular or special forces?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
very glad our NSA backup servers are doing their job
I need to fap
resetera bros...
God I hate indians.I hate niggers, I hate faggots, I hate jews, I hate trannies. But god knows that above all else, I hate pajeets.
>>726209343AI traffic spam is consistent, this is just cloudflare employees being retarded and fucking something upt. someone who hosts a forum and is constantly bombarded with 1293 ""guests"" from china and the US
>>726208352The problem is that DDOS shit is so common and easy to do that you can't have a functioning website even a few people don't like itNevermind indians now spamming every single IP with SAAAR I HAVE CREDENTIALS PLEASE LET ME IN SAAAR packets
>kemono still upI'll be fine
>>726205315>he doesn't have his favorite doujins and images saved locally in case of emergenciesNGMI
>>726208760Two weeks bro, Happening is going to happen in just two more weeks, trust me bro
>>726209452don't you have stuff on your pc/phone?
>>726209415>few days Normienigger>doesnt have harddrive full of porn stashQuadruple normienigger
One day all big ddos protection services will go down and the centralization of the internet will go down with it
Did we actually got hit by a solar flare?
>>726209423I bet there're some real-life emergency services out there that can't function because of this situation
This shit is annoying, can't even listen to porn ASMR in peace.
>>726209336Sounds like someone is trying to keep the spotlight off their favorite racist website
>>726209508I don't fap to the same thing twice
>>726205102>even pixiv is downman
>>726209415nyaaa is still up, go and download what you need
>>726209121I have No. 5 in fridge I cooked yday. Gotta heat that up.
Do not ever reset your router. This is your final cookie
>>726209528More than just cloudflare would be impacted by that.
>>726208905>he hasn't saved anything locallyCringe
>>726209269>Programmers will be replaced by indiansJunior programmers are already getting replaced by AI programs like cursor (jeet & jewyork program) This is what you asked for>>726209306Shit eventually gets boring, you are fixing a leak with a bandaid. Heavy is the crown.
>>726209474Well, I'll believe that.There still might end up being a point where the infrastructure isn't prepared for the load, but I can accept this is just due to stupidity instead of the end times sponsored by ChatGPT.
>>726205484yes, god is telling you to embrace the lords tradition of torrenting, amen
>"accelerate, burn it all down" faggots when they lose access to porn for a few hours
>>726209583*gulp* my IP is dynami-
>>726209429>They don't matter.They're the only people who matter. In every society, it is always the biggest, strongest and meanest bullies who find their way to the top, and subvert the system to only benefit themselves at everyone else's expense. Clearly, that's the natural order, and the only system that will work is a system that is completely honest about being designed to allow a small minority of rich and powerful sociopaths to torture everyone else for their amusement, and only punishes those who attempt to defy the natural order of accumulating power and using it to make people suffer. Every other system is just people lying to themselves.
>>726209212kek
>>726205315>he doesn't save his porn for when WW3 starts and internet goes downYou people never learn
>>726209343Yes. Its the Alien AI reaching from Atlas space ship.
>>726205118It's funny that they provide a single point of failure all the name of "protecting" their clients
While we're here, why haven't I been able to access hitomi for the last 2 weeks? I want to browse game cgs
>>726209634They don't matter.
>>726209608yuri-san is way too fucking lewd even for porn
>>726209628Porn going bye bye would prompt the riots that would collapse society
>>726209608>picman, this doujin is so fucking hotneed brown elf daughterfu...
>>726209549That would be really funny. I work for a diabetes CGM company, so I'm already expecting a hundred or so calls.
>>726204713Jews doing some shady shit most likely
>>726209682You don't matter. You're just another plaything to be tortured.
>>726209646unless you got a top secret bunker it doesn't matter, they will force you to fight
>>726205536unironically you're seeing the biggest kike campaign in modern history, every site that doesn't use it WILL get DDOS'd until they use Cloudflare, this kept happening until 99% of the internet is pretty much forced to use it, now look what happens when you're under their thumb, no way out
gdii need to laugh at commies
>>726209646That's why i'm learning to draw, paper will make a comeback, baby
Surprisingly it turns out almost nothing I use daily is on Cloudflare so I might not have even noticed without this thread. I did assume Elon finally did something to make Xcancel not work but turns out it's just Twitter itself being inaccessible.
>>726209628We are larping because fr fr spinning rust is expensive
>>726208408>>>>>cadiathis nigga posting from the Eye of Terror
>>726205536Unironically the jays
>>726209716They don't matter.
>>726209551This is god telling you to go and listen to wholesome girlfriend and ear cleaning ASMR to detox yourself.
>>726209646With the new antiporn and ID requirement laws for internet keeping porn your HDD could have the same disastrous effect as keeping CP.
WE WILL RETURN TO THE WILD WEST
>>72620912112and assuming that 15 is Five Guys cajun fries, 15
>>726209628You heartless monster, imagine how the gooners feel without access to brand new porn for a couple hours. They could have been mid session.
>>726208437SAAR BLOODY BENCHODE BASTERD BITCH PLEASE TO BE DOING THE NEEDFUL AND FIXING THE INTERNETS OK PRAISE GANEHSA
>>726209721Actually I will be forcing them to tongue my anus
>buys ai company >they shit the bed the next day I am nooticing
>>726209738>google basaka top>indian womens clothing siteAnon?
This has happened a lot this year. Maybe it was a bad idea to rely on 2-3 companies to host the entire internet on the cloud.
>>726209797thank god i did the needful this morning
>>726209778Thank you righties
>>726206063This unironically TKD can't come soon enough
>cloudflare goes down>over half the internet goes down with itWHY DOES THE MODERN INTERNET SUCK SO BAD COMPARED TO WHAT WE USED TO HAVE
>>726209797Porn magz exist
>>726208437>Indians are propping up Furries
>>726209716You kikes are getting bushwhacked soon. Times up.
>1 hour in>Sadpanda still dead
>>726209774I do that all the time when trying to sleep, I just also sometimes like lewd ones as well not even for fapping but just to enjoy the sounds.
>>726209820>AI le bad out of nowhere OBSESSED
>UNBLOCK CHALLENGES TO PROCEEDthis is triggering so many normiesgo check the usual places
>>726208437okay jeet, give us your tastes and maybe you'll get a pass
>>726209496Source?
>>726209797this guys gets it
>>726209858Giving up control was required for what is to come, massive spying and government IDs to wipe your ass or use your phone.
>>726207576>zoomers reveal for themselves how antivirus industry works
>Jewtreon is of course ok
It's all so tiresome.
>>726204608>>726204713Vax status?
>>726208627WE WILL DO EACH AND EVERYTHING
>>726209832not my image, found it on pol
>>726209928https://www.cloudflarestatus.com/
>>726209928https://www.cloudflarestatus.com/guys remember there's autosage at 500
>>726209628Why don't you go back to resetera? Oh right you can't!
I guess it's time to go outside and touch some grass.
>>726206268The good guys lost ww2
>>726209858because doing pic related is a trillion dollar industry and it is located in America, which makes it even more kikedThey will ruin everything good in life it it means earning even one cent more
>>726209889We will burn this world before we let anyone else have it. You live under our heel or you die. You die slowly and painfully.
i'm using sillytavern or my 4TB JAV collection to jack off so thankfully this won't affect me
Why don't you download fap material
>>726209738Lol
welcome to technofeudalism
>>726209920The only normie site I know I twatter, which is down, where are they whining?
>>726209986but it's raining
>>726209551kayoko asmr is porn?
See you nirvana aka valhalla
>>726209858>Power is consolidated with massive companies>competence does not go up with powerThat's pretty much it.
>>726209939my mind is awoken
>>7262086684chan runs in your head
>>726209841Leftards are also anti-porn, for different reasons. Where do you think the term porn addiction come from? Don't kid yourself your porn is going to be safe if someone like Kamala won elections.
>>726206268This is clearly some kind of hell or purgatory, an organic world would have more chaos than this. Stuff like Luigi would be way more common place.
>>726209628I save the best desu
>>726209710lol that sucksnot a fan of GCM myself, I'd rather not have a constant reminder that I'm a fat piece of shit
>>726210040Welcome to infinite torture for torture's sake. Torture is the ultimate expression of power. To torture someone is to say "I can inflict unbearable suffering upon you, and you can't do anything to stop it. That means I OWN you."
>>726209728i thought all the communists moved to bluesky?
>>726209738topkek
>>726210060>competence does not go up with powerWrong, the problem is that it is min/maxed the the bare minimum so they can have more managers
>>726210050facebook, reddit, discord, etc.
>>726210002You're just gonna disappear and nobody and nothing is going to miss you.
>>726209060it's no nut november you shouldn't be gooning anyway
>>726209858Jews
>>726208668powered by the seething of a hundred thousand anons
>>726210002>We will burn this world before we let anyone else have it. You live under our heel or you die. You die slowly and painfully.
kemono just works(tm) over here
Thank god I downloaded my bestiality porn before this shit happened, nice job cloudfuck.
>>726209138>>726208090You wouldn't a cloud
>>726210170i've jerked off once a day for 15 years and i won't let some internet trend stop me
>>726210170Its my mouths birthd*y i should be, redditor
>>726209959>The issue has been identified and a fix is being implemented.>Nov 18, 2025 - 13:09 UTC30 minutes later, still nothing. What are the odds the identified issue wasn't the issue and we're going to watch the world collapse? Killing our fellow man in the cold winter streets just to steal his phone and connect to a VPN in Bangladesh?
>>726210002Im black and ready to team up with the nazis to kill literally your entire disgusting demonic race down to the last child.
>>726209646finally, my 5000 doujins will be used
>>726210161We will drag the world down with us. If we cannot control everything, we will destroy everything. The world has always belonged to us, we only permitted the cattle to exist to be our playthings. If you will not serve your purpose, you will be removed. Do you want to live a slave or die a free man? Those are your options.
>>726210193>Added like 40GB to my local porn collection yesterdayAll planned
>>726210134communists can't commit to their idealswhy would you think they would commit to a platform?
>>726210147You're lying to yourself. Face it, most people at the top are morons. The guys who hold command over nuclear arsenal are also morons
>>726210209>>726210228https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51oPKLSuyQY
>>726210232I applaud the commitment and consistency.
>>726210147Yeah, which is evidence of competence not going up.
>>726210084Good piggy.
>>726210102This is just what you get when you reduce ideals down to nothing and everyone is isolated.People are pretty much only defined anymore by what they do not want to be (racist/nazi) and nothing else matters as long as you get to feel good about yourself and have enough money to buy yourself a labubu as a treat.
>>726210209>>726210228
>>726210147You are a fucking retard and why people still think massive centralized governments are a good idea or work at all despite america clapping everyone on the planet's cheeks.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
it's kind of fucking annoying how EVERYTHING relies on cloudflare, it's like the ultimate internet cuck, webhosts just have to sit there and wait for amazon to fix their shit
how am I supposed to jerk off to tetra now?
>>726210272I'm fine with dying, but to assume you wont' also is shear delusion.
ITS FUCKING HAPPENING BROS ITS FUCKING HAPPENIIIIING
>>726210134those were libshits
>>726210083Haven't seen this whore in awhile
Video game?
its overjeets killed the internet
>>726209415>mangadex goes downThat's strange. It's fine on my side.
>hentai websites are nuked>anarchist larpers pop up
>>726210265>>726210265>>726210265
>>726210292Glad we agree, anon
Nobody cares jeets, go away.
>>726208760Decade ago when that post was made I would agree, but it's clear now someone is not only trying to cause a crash but also is throwing the jews under the bus in the process. Given the rumors you can hear from certain people about Kissinger's death switch, it really seems like someone took the reign and culled most of the old guard.
>>726209407then how are we posting?
>twitter down>GBAtemp down
I hope warframe is working.
>>726205536Cloudflare is the mafia offering protection money to everyone in the neighborhood.
>>726210347>we are the number #1 slaves, our chains are the biggest and we'll use them to clap everyone elseTypical American mindset
>>726210396It's funny, innit? These brave souls who will TEAR DOWN DA SYSTEM always appears when they cant jerk off to their tranny blacked porn for 10 minutes
>somebody actually hacked the planet
>>726209909>what's this from>it's affecting some reverse image search tooAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>7262104654chan is owned and monitored by the feds
Sex with shantae
>>726210490ITS ZA ALIENZ
>>726210501>ok maybe if I look up vtuber and ass on danbooru I can->404
>>726210425>nobody cares jeets, go away.
>>726208346I don't even know what's happening as a bong
>>726209415mangadex gets a scare every other month feels like. Stopped reading a bunch of manga since early this year, translators being faggots and walling their shit on discord or keeping only the latest chapter on reddit then deleting it after a couple of days like they were the publisher themselves
>>726210562Oh sorry, i should have said slav. Nobody cares, now fuck off back to dvach
>>726210258I don't mind being brothers in arms, but we're going to have to go our separate ways after we defeat our shared enemy. Unfortunately, we've seen time and time again that we can't ultimately live together.
Do you think we should try later today and see if things working again?
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS
>>726208504It's always jeets until proven russian. They truly are a brother race
>>726206972>pollack hiding where he was going to One holocaust wasn't enough
>>726207841Do you think he sits in the same chair?
>>726210626 NO WE MUST PANIC
>he isn't no_nut_vembering
>>726210312to be fair, i usually edge for like 4-5 hours minimum but hey, it's still once a day
I'm miffed pixiv sent a captcha challenge even though I was logged in before the outage
>>726210258>Being so retarded you fall for the most blatant larpYeah, you're black alright
>>726210258Based
>>726210626>Localgenning AI posts so we don't miss the experience during the outagethanks anon
>>726210319Concession accepted.
>>726210714>Following reddit initiative
>>726209167the times when competence and reliability was respected are behind usthey have a plausible excuse for why it's not working, so they don't need to care about keeping the site upthis same year crowdstrike raped half of the word's computer infrastructure, and in the end nothing happened
>>726209646Do you seriously believe we will live to see WW3? Shit is hundreds of years away
>>726210364>I'm fine with dyingYes, but you see, there are good deaths, and there are bad deaths, and you are choosing a bad death. Very slow and painful, too. Do you really want to know more?
>>726210147Competence usually goes down with power, as it becomes a game of screwing over as many people as possible instead of providing a better service
>>726210917>as it becomes a game of screwing over as many people as possibleYes, that's the whole point: amass as much power as possible and use it to inflict suffering upon as many people as possible. That's the real meaning of life.
>>726209646How do you get your zip icon to look like the manga cover?
ITS ALL OVER, I CAN'T GEN MY POSTS
>>726210501>>726210559I assume that image is AI, but I think that's Kanna Yanagi? Just look for her in Youtube.
>>726210885I don't care, jew. You lose regardless.
i hope it never comes back
What if all this is a crazy advertising gimmick for Half Life 3?
>>726211003No, we always win, we made it so millennia ago. Go ahead and rebel, it'll just give us an excuse to torture you harder.
>>726209841You say this yet both the labour and tory govts were all in for this shit.Imagine still falling for that tribe shit these days
>>726211037HOLY FUCK BASED GABEN THW TRUE KIKE ULTIMUN THE WEILDER OF KIKE THE KIKE BENDERTHE MOTHER OF KIKES
>>726211081Nothing lasts forever in the material world.
>>726210272You've been hitting the ketamine too much, calm down. You're not that important.
>>726209121>all of them cold and inedible before you've gotten to half of itnone fuck you fries are trash
>>726209496UM THE FIXWHERE IS ITBEEN LIKE 40 MINUTES NOW WHERE IS THE FIX
>>726209646My man.
>>726210962Oh just realized subsplease is down, MUH ANIME!!!!!!!!
>>726208346>LondonThat Online Censorship UK law working overtime now. Thanks, Britbongs
>>726211037>Today's episode is sponsored by Valve's "Half Life 3">To celebrate its announcement we're starting a REAL Seven Hour War>Okay chat, let's start by taking out IT Infrastructure!
>>726209834how is this game on steam when galgun cant?
>>726210995oh my fucking god it is I've even dicked around with the same tool and it still fooled me
>>7262112023-5 working days.
>>726211285I have faith that it will fuck things up enough for them to relent.
>>726209797>They could have been mid session.it's like when you're in the shower, all soaped up, and the water gets cut offmy heart goes out for all the gooners affected by this
its over isnt it
>>726211081>I have been battling your kind for thousands of years. I ought to have triumphed long ago... but what if, like tortured Sisyphus, I cannot win? Ever? What a cruel joke. Am I doomed to struggle with such filth until the end of time?We are not looked here with you. You are locked here with us.
>>726211202saar the AI service that program for me is down too, please understand
>>726211291High schoolers trigger mary
>>726211350Not before i nut to the best body parts
>>726211285>petition passed to have it questioned in parliament>"oh shit the peons are fighting back, SHUT IT DOWN">cloudlfare explodes
>>726211302Glad to help.
>>726211218those are some rookie numbers
>>726211458can look up the artist tags later at least whenever danbooru is up at least, "kitada mo" and "koahri1"also forgot to say yeah it was kanna yanagi. there's also a "pixellink" in there but idk wtf who or what that is
kek
Panda... ;__; my dick aches
>>726205315>>726209646kemono works, hoard art while you still can
>>726211286GUYS LOOK OUTSIDE THERE'S A ALIEN SPACESH
>>726211708YOU BLOODY BASTARD BITCH SAAR WHY CHATGPT NO WORK FIX BENCHMANRK NAOOO SAAAAR
>>726208668very carefully
I genuinely hope one day AWS and Cloudflare servers explode and become unrepairable I want all normies sites to die
>>726208668It doesn't, new IPs can't post because captcha doesn't load with cloudlflare down
>>726212482so this is why every thread feels human
>>726209229
for real?
>>726212429Thank god both altchans I use don't need cloudflare
When (((they))) win, don't forget: you didn't fight back.
>>726210174We have invented renewable energy and nobody noticed.
>>726209229>can use 4chan>can use youtube>Steam still works>even Amazon still worksI'll survive.
>>726212631Neither did you because if you had you would be either jailed or dead by suicide bombing, so pipe down, hypocrite.
>>726204608Almost like using one conglomerate for your website was a bad idea huh?
