https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pmt-wWzC1E&list=RD3pmt-wWzC1E&start_radio=1
gonna laugh so hard at you fags once nothing happens
MODS STICKY THIS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!
>>726216553I'm gonna laugh at you when it comes out tomorrow
TOASTING IN STICKY
>>726216643I thought chuds didn't like the vax
I'MCUMMING
I HAVE HOPE!!!!!!!!
>>726216553>nothing ever happens
>>726216725it's more than a vax.... its my HOPE.
>>726216894replace the H with an R and that's where you'll end up after your sheer disappointment.
>>726217040IT WILL COME OUT, MARK MY WORDS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUhRKVIjJtw&list=RDgUhRKVIjJtw&start_radio=1
>>726216553Same here. It's gonna be so fucking funny.
the endless cycle of anticipation and disappointment is the most fun part about this whole thing lets be honest here
>>726217197THEY JUST ANNOUNCED IT
>>726216583YES, IT MUST BE.
>>>726217197 (You)>THEY JUST ANNOUNCED IT
>>726217536HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA YOULL SEE, YOU FOOL
IM CUMMMINNGGG OUTTT
It will NEVER come out.Gabe is the George Martin of Half-Life.Both are fat and too old and busy with other (lame) stuff to give a fuck about what made them rich in the first place.It was worth the weigths of winter.
mfw I see Morgan Freeman's gyatt:
>>726217947WELLLLLLLL.... Gaben just released a console. For what you might ask? HL33333333333333333333333333
I still think we're a few weeks away from the announcement, it COULD be any day now though.
>>726218318It already happened
>>726218524But it isn't, lmao
>>726218524NIUGGER
>>726218625
>>726216513>guys im coming out
>>726218716GET OUTTA HERE NIGGA
Nothing happened, its over.
>>726219187Theyre releasing it tomorrow
>>7262193122 weeks
>>726219461I hope so my nigga
bump
>>726216513
why does every year we cycle back to HF3 announcement?
>>726220109because its actually gonna happen this year
>>726219973YES IT IS
We shall hope on the beaches, we shall hope on the landing grounds, we shall hope in the fields and in the streets, we shall hope in the fields; we shall never doompost. And even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this game were not to be announced today, then our hopers beyond the coming days, coping and guarded by schizophrenia, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, the Steam Machine, with all its power and might, steps forth to the reveal and release of Episode 3.
>>726221142I noticed.
>>726221229KEKKEKEKEKKEKEKKEKEK
>>726221229I love all the hopium edits coming out this week
So why should we expect it today instead of tomorrow?
>>726221473no reason
Because the more shitposting there is the funnier.
>>726221473Because... uhhh. FUCK I dont know.
Imagine Gabe just looking at the people all over the internet hoping so hard for the announcement of HL3 while he's giggling and kicking his feet back and forth like a teenage school girl talking to her crush through the telephone.
>>726216513>mix>Marcos Valle in the queue kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPtGRO4D-uI
>both SteamDBs getting updatesI KNOW THAT ADMIN IS LYING I JUST CANT PROVE IT
>>726221473It's speculated to be today because that's the beginning of the gap between Steam sale events. Realistically, if it is actually happening this week, it's probably going to be tomorrow because that's HL1's anniversary date.
>>726221613https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djT_hBVbmGc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4Ws9JSCwh0It feels different this timeI want to believe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0d6yBHDvKUw
>>726221229Kinema
IT'S OUT. I REPEAT. IT'S FUCKING OUT.
>>726218524I BELEAVE
>>726222018>flipped lambda
>>726221675what if the debunked one isn't HLX but the Source 2 SDK
why should i care when the entire of HL2 got retconned by fucking time travel of all things?now Gordon never even met Alyxand Laidlow already spoilered how things were supposed to go down in the actual 3 we will never get
>>726222018Considering I've never heard of "Instant Gaming" I'm taking this leak with a grain of salt.
I mean today's store banner is advertising some chinese game so i don't think they're going to announce it
>>726222018I'm pretty sure Instant Gaming adds unreleased games based on an automatic news feed. So I don't think that's credible.
>>726222191Steam store refreshes around 10 AM PST so we'll have to wait and see.
>>726222191Announce does not mean posting the trailer and store page, HLA got announced with a tweet that told us when the trailer would drop.
i just want to play hl2 in source 2
>>726222392I wanna play l4d3 on source 3
You have chose or have been chosen to FUCK THIS FALSE HOPE THREAD IN THE ASS!FUCK YOU!LEEEEAAAAAVE THIS BULLSHIT THREAD NOOOOOOOWWWWW!
>>726222506Never.
I want to play hl3 on goldsrc
IF I PULL THAT HOPIUM OFF WILL YOU DIE
>>726222106Theyre legit
HOLY SHIT GUYS IT'S OUT, CHECK STEAM
>>726222506COME HERE, YOU!
inb4 we just get something like this
>>726222650YOURE ACTUALLY RIGHT
>>726222746>inb4 we get an announcementare you retarded this is what we're hoping for
>>726222746Didn't they only do this because of a leak?
HOLY FUCKING SHIThttps://store.steampowered.com/app/34900/HalfLife_3https://store.steampowered.com/app/34900/HalfLife_3https://store.steampowered.com/app/34900/HalfLife_3
>>726222746I would not be surprised but some confirmation would make me sleep like a baby tonight.
>>726222746There are far too many people who are really riled up this time, Valve won't get away with it twice
>>726222806>2023
https://youtu.be/BEfhgV6YPS8?si=8GDQrVFdJzuXxNJH
Why are you doing it to yourselves guys, every SINGLE YEAR
Guys don't do this to me, I'm Australian and it's 3AM. LET ME SLEEP
>>726222806>RELEASE DATE: 2023Can't believe I missed it.
>>726222596yeah probably
>>726222806>Borialis
>>726222902It's just the one year actually.
Hope will prevail
>>726222902THIS TIME IT'S DIFFERENT, BABY, I SWEAR
Do you believe?
>>726222831Ohhhhh shit! Ah rat!
I believe.
>>726223001ALWAYS
>>726222956>>726222985Every fucking year dorito pope says something along the lines of "SPECIAL QUEST" OR "SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT" and you gobble this shit up.Except this time u do it before TGA so u stab yourselves in the heart not once but twice
>>726222806>KlienerAnglos using "ie" and "ei" interchangably will always be weird to me.
ITS FINALLY HERE. SO LONG AND ITS HERE. GAMING IS FUCKING BACK. WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK.
3 MORE HOURS UNTIL 3PM EST3 MORE HOURS UNTIL 3PM EST3 MORE HOURS UNTIL 3PM EST3 MORE HOURS UNTIL 3PM EST
Remember everyone that last time alyx got announced around 3:00pm pst
>>726223129>>726223140these two should have sex
What will you do if it doesn't happen?
>>726223129Instant Gaming puts games on their website based on a news feed, the news are littered with rumors but no actual announcements, don't jump the gun.
>>726223228Jerk off
>>726223228do the same thing next year
Every time someone begs for Half-Life 3, Gabe pushes the released date back by a month.
What will Gabe buy when the HL3 money hits the bank account?
>>726216513Confirmed, my friend from valve sent me this.
>>726223228Shitpost and then go to sleep
>>726223228I am probably maybe going to jerk off to smut of My Little Pony characters with winking horse vaginas.
>>726223228It will happen there is no doubt in my mind
>>726223242FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKwhat happens if I preorder?
>>726223270ERIC YOU FUCKING FAGGOT
You have 1 hour. Can't delay it any longer.
IT'S HAPPENING
>>726223114It's your own fault if you listen to Geoff Keighley.
>>726223270this looks legit
>>726223228It will
>>72622327011 ACHIEVEMENTS????! LETS FUCKINNG GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>726223270>placeholder asset>not ERROR or missing source texturesONE JOB ERIC
>>726223228
1 hour or it's happening tomorrowLets wait and see
>>726223270>team memebers
it's breenover
I'm not falling for it again.
>>726223501https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKNNE3fOQ7I
4CHAN'S SLOWING DOWNWHAT'S HAPPENING
>>726223536>anthroIf you're gonna throw one of you IPs away at least pose anatomically correct mares.
>>726223242Oh fuck it's a taners pedo. Go back to the sharty and spam VP on altchans.>inb4 calling me brown CarlosYou are a Jewish pedophile
DESPAIR WILL ALWAYS WIN AGAINST HOPEMove thr goalposts all you want, Half Life 3 is NEVER coming out. Accept it. Move on.
TURN ON CNN
>>726217275I used to do this with several other dead series in the past, but then they started remaking tbem/getting new entries and I swear, I always had so much fun in the vicious circle
>>726223570nothingcheck this 8
>>726223645FUCK OFF JUNKOHOPECHADS ALWAYS WIN
>>726223623OK I'll make some aer0 zer0 or welost style mares later
>>726223639Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
>>726223536i was THIS close to winning NNN
>>726223645>doomkeks seething over hopeCHADS
shorting all hopium stocksI'm going to be richahahahaha
WE'RE WINNING... BUT AT WHAT COST???!!!
Pick up that doom.
>>726223696you deserve it for being a furfag
>>726223725>aer0zer0 >welost
I'm so excitedand I just can't hide it
>>726223228Do what I've been doing since 2008Keep waiting
>>726223795Do people still pretend to hate furries in 2025?
>>726223696>filtered
>>726223570THE SHARTY NIGGERS??!!! NOT AGAIN!
>>726222934SLEEPING IS FOR THE WEAK
>>726223817https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6m53yhdrGAwtf i was just listening to pointer sisters
>>726223843Pretend?
>>726223843kys freak
>>726223270>snowdog eating contestoh its real son
I HAVE HOPE
Where winds meet? Yeah, the winds of our farts LOL.
please valve just this oncedo me a favor, pleasei need closure
>>726223957WE ALL DO. HOPE.
>>726223843the only ones worth hating are the ones who make it a personality thing.there are just as many of the fuckers who are self aware enough to not be obnoxious as there are the inverse who are deserving of ridicule and ire.
>>726223996I'm tired Gabe...
>>726224010mfw HL3 comes out:
>>726223907>>726223912OH NO THE ANIMAL IS WALKING ON TWO LEGS AAAAAAH MINE EYES AAAH NOOOO I'M SO ANGRY THIS IS VEXING ME SO MUCH
>>726224010NEVER GIVE UP
>7pm already in binlandIt's not coming out, is it? ;_;
MOOOOOOOOODSSSSSSTICKY THIS THREAD AND MY HOPE IS YOURS!
>>726224165please noimagine the hell if it doesn't drop
>>726224102Why are you being so disingenuous? Obviously no one hates furries just because they're anthropomorphic, we hate them because they're annoying porn addicted degenerates
>>726224158Bro, Valve is not british (thank god)
>>726223228Wait until it does
>tfw they don't give Alyx's boobs jiggle physics
>>726224236YOURE BLACK?!!!!!
it's toasted
I hope tonights the night so I'm not up at 5am each day this week.
>>726224158HLA was announced at 11 pm by bongland time
>>726224208>Why are you being so disingenuous? Obviously no one hates /v/ posters just because they're gacha fags, we hate them because they're annoying porn addicted incel degenerateshuh, you may be on to something with your projected self hatred anon....
holy shit I though my thread was dead. It's fucking slowing down the board.
>>726223805The Supreme choices for fat ass mares with huge clits.
post yfw nothing happens
NIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR
>>726222902>>726223114It's actually our fetish being played.
>>726224102>Implying the athropomorphic animals is why they hate themNigga we hate the ones that are gross and disgustingly sexual, it's not even a prude thing, like, 90% of furry porn is straight up unappealing, poorly drawn, exaggerated and tasteless.
>>726224567
>>726224528if you're black maybe
>>726224567YOU MUST HAVE HOPE.>mfw when it gets announced in 5 minutes:
You guys are going to feel so silly at the end of the day.
>>726224567I'll be right here again tomorrow
>>726217074Everybody knows real leaks are almost unreadably blurry
>>726224617The stuff I see is a lot more tasteful. Not gonna post even a softcore example since it'll probably get deleted, but I disagree that 90% of it is hypershit or inflation.
They are not announcing anything at all. If they were, the entire Steam frontpage would be orange
>>726224695FUCK YOU
The power of despair!
THEY REMOVED THE "NOT HLX" NOTEhttps://steamdb.info/app/1063600/info/https://steamdb.info/app/1275750/info/
>>726224567But something WILL happen
>>726224695Funny and underrated post
>>726216553It's happening, tyler and the sneedclave said it would.
>>726224796
SOONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knOrIBEqxYc
>>726224528
>>726224796What the fuck bros
>>726224796ITS HABBENING
>>726224796appdb sisters we are so back
>>726224796ITS HAPPENING
>>726224716Assuming that you were the anon who posted the deleted furry post, nah, that aint tasteful bro, it was almost zoophilic even.
>>726224796IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
TODAY IS THE DAY
>>726223228but i did eat breakfest this morning
>>726224716> but I disagree that 90% of it is hypershit or inflationbro, I'm an active e621 browser and that is an outright bold faced lie
>>726224909Wasn't me
>>726224796HOLD THE LINE
Valve is not going to announce anything today.Some of the decision makers aren't at the office right now + they would choose either tomorrow or Thursday either way.Start your hope engines from tomorrow
>>726224695this post is good because it could be talking about either side
Did i ever tell you the definition of insanity?
GABEN PLEASE
>HL3 releases >Requires the gabecube and VR to play
>>726224695It's time for all those christians who believe in rapture to have their chance to laugh at gaymer atheists.
>>726224796ITS HAPPENING BROS....
A E S T H E T I C Oh, wait, that's not the right song.
>>726225070hello more credit card debit!
>>726224796LETTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSFUCKINGGOOOOOOOOO
OH GOD GABE BROKE INTO MY HOUSEHELP M
>>726224796Who was Antoine anyway? I know xPaw owns the site, so who's he? A guy who helps out?
>>726225070NahThey might make it Linux exclusive for the lulz though
What does Half-Life 3 have to do to be seen as revolutionary as 1 and 2
>>726224796ITS TIME
>>726225086what the fuck happened?
>>726224972Fair then, hopefully you are the good 10%
>>726225130fully modeled cervixes for all female npcs
>>726225130Its gonna be VR exclusive
shill bot thread
>>726224796anyone have a screenshot or something of what it looked like before? wayback machine only goes back to yesterday
>>726225130Open world
>>726225130Crafted experience and procedurally generated levels but not the gay roguelike kind a new, revolutionary one.
>>726225130It is impossible for it to ever live up to the hype. There is nothing they can do.
>>726225130>revolutionary as 1 and 2nothing if that's the case
>>726225236FUCK YOU HOPELESS NIGGER
>>726225130Unnecessary. If it plays like 2, then it isn't worth buying, no matter the gimmicks.
TIME, DOCTOR FREEMAN
>>726225225Didn't work for Alyx thoughValve will be all in on desktop experience
>>726225248
RAGE AGAINST DESPAIR HOLD HOPE CLOSE TO YOUR HEART!
>>726224796Its like im back in 2014
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE STREAM?!
>>726225248It was just a little blurb comment by the steamdb admin under one of the apps saying "this is definitely not HLX: source", but now it's gone
>>726224796>post yfw I lived to see HL3
>>726224796it truly is here I can feel it boys the wait is soon to be over
You're all fools...
It's been 16 years for me. I'm tired guys.
>>726225130Its gonna use AI to make NPCs "smarter" and more reactive to whatever the player does
>>726224796Well damn
>>726225495>>>/a/
>>726225429You could still die now.
>>726224796ITS FUCKING HERE
if kitty was still herewe would have got Half-Retarded 3dont let his death be in vain gaben
>>726225382>>726225416excellent, thank you
>>726224796IT'S ABOUT TO GO CRITICAL
I wish I knew coding so I could make a script for youtube so it would auto-refresh every minute.
>>726225495I'M GOING TO CALIFORNIA!
>>726216513>tyler mcnigger
THREAD THEME WHEN IT COMES OUT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M&list=RD3GwjfUFyY6M&start_radio=1
>>726224796overdosing on hopium
>>726225610you can probably just make a macro for that, wouldn't be hard either
>>726223228>if
I wish I had a Vort gf
>>726223228>ifLMAO
I'll literally write a love letter to a female if this gets announced by tomorrow.Send me HL-related pickup lines NOW
>>726224796Yes of course they would remove the note you assholes, it's just some unrelated app, them removing a note doesn't mean it's magically HLX again
>>726225495Faeries owe me sex.
>>726225610There's very likely an extension for that already.
>>726223228go back to sleep probably
At least this the most entertaining /v/ thread I've seen in a while.
>>726225643tyler specifically said it won't be today, source is actually a random anon this summer
>>726223228Pretend i never believed in it anyway and make fun of believers while actually being really disappointed
>>726225721what's the harm in keeping the note then?
Steam just started featuring some chinese game on the homepage, it's not happening today
>>726225715WRITE A LOVE LETTER TO GABEN, NOW.
>It's Ass-Portal
>>72621651330 minutes
>>726223228Jack off idk
>>726225826It's done that since yesterday
>>726225826the banner has been there since yesterday
>>726225826>>726222275
8 and it's happening tomorrow5 and it's not happening3 and it's both announced and released today
30 mins bros…
>>726225859HOW DOES HE DO THAT
>>726223228DOESNT CONCERN ME SINCE ITS GONNA HAPPEN
Everyone act cool Gabe is reading this thread RIGHT NOW
>>726225758>>726225684Nvm, googled it and just added one line to the html-code or whatever.t. le hax0r pr0
>>726225721>A. both DBs are completely unrelated to Valve>B. both DBs, one which was made after Alyx 1.0 ended the other when Alyx publically launched, and are both having updates every 1-2 hours for days now, which also had CDKeys made on the exact same day only 3 minutes apart during the time frame Valve hosts their Friends and Family playtesting for games, are related to Valve.I'm going with B on this one anon.
if dubs GabeN owes me a sloppy blowjob
Half Life isn't even that good.
>>726225859IS THAT REAL?
>>726225957h-hi gaben!
>>726225957there's a non zero chance
>>726225816Because it's unrelated to HLX. The note was just to stop people from overanalyzing a random app
>>726225646https://youtu.be/1k8craCGpgs?si=Kc9ZorGJGVqMDGcc
>>726225715"So, about that beer I owed ya"
>>726225957GABEN IS ON MY OWN THREAD????!!!!!!! GABEN, IF YOU'RE READING THIS, I LOVE !!!!
IT'S NOT HAPPENING YOU FUCKING RETARDS
>>726225967celebrated too soon. of course all the edits get erased as soon as i refresh the page.
>>726226023So why did they remove the note?
>>726225957HI GABE LOVE YOU THANK YOU PLEASE RELEASE HL3 TODAY I'M DYING FROM NOGAMES I NEED TO PLAY HL3 BEFORE MY DEATH
>>726225957hey gabe will you ever be ringo again?
>>726225967Did you say "heh... I'm in."? You have to say that or it won't work.
A FRIENDLY REMINDER
>>726225957RELEASE A PROPER FINAL UPDATE FOR TF2 YOU FAT FUCK pls
Time, Dr. Anon? Is it really that time again? It seems as if you only just posted a HL3 thread. You've done a great deal in a small time span. You've done so well, in fact, that I've received some interesting offers for your shitposting. Ordinarily I wouldn't contemplate them, but these are extraordinary times. Rather than offer you the illusion of HOPE, I will take the liberty of choosing for you if and when your HL3 comes round again. I do apologize for what must seem to you an arbitrary imposition, Dr. Anon. I trust it will all make sense to you in the course of… well, I'm really not at liberty to say. In the meantime, this is where I get off.
I mean I’m convinced HL3 is happening eventually but why is everyone sure it’s happening today?
>>726223228Even if it doesnt get shown tomorrow, it doesnt really matter. Its very clear by the HLX leaks that they are working on something and that it's in the final stages of completion. Its gonna happen eventually
>>726226025kek
Gaben... i have been waiting since i was 6, please... just release the game
>>726218524we're going home
>>726226106Kek
>>726224796WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
>>726226023That's what the note was for. Now there isn't a note and people immediately went back to assuming it's HLX.
>>726225957You have a brand new yacht and you're spending your time lurking this thread you dumb fuck?
>>726226052FUCK YOU>>726226086FUCK YOU AS WELL
>>726226109Some shit with metadata for an unknown app found on steamdb or something
Before the announcement actually comesALL BOARDS REPORT IN!
GAPEN U FUCKING SUPER NIGGER >>726225130multiplayer like ds1 where u can help other timefucked niggas n shit and invade other pussies games
>>726225826From what I understand about how that works, that's somewhat automatic. I won't pretend to understand the inner workings of the banner, but when they're not directly advertising something they were paid to/want to Valve doesn't actually pick what gets featured.
>>726226109Collective hysteria + alyx got announced november 18th 2019 + tomorrow is hl2 anniversary + schizo "leak" happened here months ago that said november 18th and it became somewhat popular
25 MINUTES 'TIL NOTHING
thread themehttps://youtu.be/2H5uWRjFsGc?si=JQHAf0PoNeOC2y1K
The game is never coming out, but I’d buy it today if it did.
>>72622610610/10
Why is this even a thing? Did tyler mcnigger hyped everyone up again?
>uhh it's totally happening for real this time because of some 3rd party website saying so!
imagine it's just the steam hardware pricing8
>>726226239Newfag, you save that for a sticky.
>>726226239/mu/ reporting in
We have 10 AM PST (in 25 minutes), which is when the Steam store refreshes and also when the Steam Box was officially announced last weekIf that doesn't work we have 3 PM PST, which is around the time Half-Life Alyx was announced (via a tweet)
>half life 3 announcement>GME moass>Israel destroyedIt was worth the weight
Wait what ever happened to Half Life 2 Episode 3
>>726216513THANK YOU GABEN
>>726226319Yes.
>>726224796what the fug
>>726226319Tyler did the opposite and said it specifically isn’t happening today
Never have I ever believed as much as I do right now, holy shit it's actually happening.
>>726226275so nothing again?
>>726226327aryanne tongue my anus
>>726226239/m/ REPORTING IN
>>726226394He didn't make it
>>726226025You probably don't even hear it when it happens.
>>726226368Half-Life: Alyx was only announced via a tweet because something about the trailer leaked beforehand
>it's Lost Coast 2
25 MINUTES UNTIL WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK.
>>726216513FINISH THE FIGHT. TRUST THE PLAN.
>>726226394Cancelled sometime in the 2010s, I forget exactly when. 2013 or 14 iirc.
>>726226430it's not happening. but i still think a trailer will be released this year...
>>726226239/3/, REPORTING IN
It's not happening, you fucking retards.
>>726226239/a/ reporting in
>>726224796Uh, NO.These are clearly the database placeholders for Team Artifact 2 and Counter DOTA.
https://files.catbox.moe/eb8wx2.jpg
>>726226430Anon, I'm so sorry
It's happening
https://voca.ro/1dWFUZMlfXXu
>>726226327BasedZiggers is our wordI want to cun in fluttershy
>>726226497This screen is older than many of gachaplayers in /vg
IF IT'S NOT TODAY, IT'S NEVER HAPPENING
>>726226497Fuck man, i saw this picture when i was a lil kid, i really though that was hl3
ITS HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9J6DKJXoKk&list=RDM9J6DKJXoKk&start_radio=1
DOUBTERS:
>>726226184
>>726226497Imagine if after all these years the game doesn't look as impressive as this
I have a hard time believing that anyone convinced this is happening is a day over 25 and even less convinced that most of them have even played the first Half-Life.
>>726226239/k/ reporting in
>>726226394They expected one of them in the wreckage, brother.
Can't wait to see newfags' first HL3 disappointment
>yfw 13:01 and no announcement
>>726226239/vrpg/ here to call everyone dumb retards
So we are actually getting news tomorrow right?
>>726226594LMAO
>>726226706sex
MODS STICKY THIS RIGHT NOW.
asked a qt out today and she said assince I can't be that lucky that means that HL3 is cancelledsorry bros I have to reproduce
Whether it happens or not, half life fans will definitely have an episode
BAWH GAWD THAT'S GABE'S MUSIC
>>726226445Not really, forgot to mention the fact that there IS in fact a project called "hlx" being worked inside valve since like 2021, so its not an "will it happen?" is a "when will it happen?"
>>726226239/vm/ here
>>726216553I'm expecting another thing line HL Alex for whatever the new headset is called.
Please God and Gabe just let this be the moment.
>>726226767kek
>>726226754*said yesass we can
>>726226767
>Gabe in the office seeing people all over the internet hype up Half-Life 3 while he's ready to drop Artifact 2 and a new pack of gloves for Counter-Strike 2
>>726226754she said as ?
>>726226239/vg/ /bag/ reporting in
>>726226239/l/ reporting in
>>726226239/trash/ reporting inI interrupted my fapping session for this it better be good
>>726226754FUCK THIS IS YOUR FAULT!!!!!!!!!!
Deadlock wonCope and seethe hl3 boomers tards
>>726226778Because we know projects don't ever get cancelled at Valve right
if it does happen, please share a minute for all the anons who didn't make it
>>726226239/calg/ reporting in!
>>726226967I don't wanna feel bad today.
>>726226962deadlock winning is valve winning and eventually hlchads also winningwe are all winners
>>726226962Who?
>>726226967We all must kneel for them.
>>726226681You would enjoy this pic I have on my phone.
>>726226963That was pre Alyx valve, they restructured a lot after Alyx to avoid more cancellations from happening
>>726226767GMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!
>>726226963Valve's never canceled a project 5 years in.
>>726226239/wg/ reporting in
>>726226963cancelled projects don't get their code refactored for performance optimization whether or not something is announced today, we're in the final stretch
>>726227153Lol
>>726226967If only he could see this happening
>>726217074>misalignment between steam logo and development enviroment
>>726227084NTA but thank you for sharing that. If that anon doesn't, I certainly enjoy that pic.
>>726226239/tv/ reporting in
>>726226497Is this real?
Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
>>726227242based
It's probably Alyx 2
>>726224796Post YFW you believed
>>726227058Retard, ASSFAGGOTS were the exact reason why Valve stop making their original games and instead focused on fucking dota spinoffs
Whats the proof theres an announcement today? Are retards just getting themselves hyped up because of vague "leaks"?
>>726227242
>>726227226Its an old ass mock up from like 2009 or something.
>>726227226YES BRUDDAHHHHHH
is there a stream we're watching to see if it's announced?
ITS NOT HAPPENINGYET I DONT LOSE HOPE THAT IT WILL
>>726226327This is no place for a horse.
>>726227153Literally HL3
Bros? I"m scared
>>726227287Yes.
>>726227287the voices told me
https://www.theverge.com/games/820533/valve-secrecy-security-guards-steam-machine-valve-hq-no-hl3HAPPENING VALVE HIRED HITMEN TO PROTECT HL3 SECRETS AT VALVE HQ
>>726218524I want to habeeb.
>>726227287The proof is our HOPE
>>726226962If its a early deadlock update I will be just as happy.I want my priest HERO RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>726227195How he died always makes me check my poops. And I'll get a colon screening too. Of all the ways to go he went out pretty horribly.
>still upIts not happening.Chinks dethroned even valve's own hardware...
>>726227287LolLmao
15 fucking minutes bear with me /v/ros
About a hour until the announcement26 hours remaining until the trailerRelease date is march 17th
So what will the cope be this time when it doesn't happen again?
>>726227287
>>726227359Neither EP3 nor HL3 were worked on for 5 years concurrently before being canceled.
>>726226239/int/ here
It's Deadlock 2
HOLY SHIT THEY JUST UPDATED THE LOCALIZATION FILES IN TF2
>>726227286yet deadlock is the first new IP valve made in centuries... curious!!
>>726223264A single released game of $70 that sells 4-10m copies is a drop in the bucket of what Valve gets alone from any of their MP games with microtransactions and lootboxes.
>>726226239/tv/ here
inb4 official deadlock announcement
No matter what happens next, I was here.
>>726227287there's absolutely no proof, this is why the hope here is the purest form of magic. without hope it cannot be seen
Would you have a Barnacle-chan girlfriend?
>>726227498TomorrowPeople are over reacting right now but it's gonna happen tomorrow
>>726227287the main theory for today in particular, is there is a large gap for banners/sales on the steam store starting today.
i am here, i just want hl3
>>726227498IT WILL HAPPEN
>>726227543FUCK YOU 5 MORE MINUTES
>>726227452only get ass probed if you shit blood or have painful shits
What are you eating anons?
/v/3 reporting in!
YO HALF-LIFE 3 JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
I have hope.
Holy shit. hl3 just flew over my house.
So what time is something supposed to happen?Also fuck Tyler McNigger
its over...
There wasn't even a leak this time and you sheeple just went with one anon saying it's tonight
>>726227712>I have hope.
curse vishnutiny gookick lol
>>726227498
>>726227678I didn't have a breakfast
>>726227576>deadlock>new IPIt is set in the parallel Dota universe btw
MODS STICKY THIS BEFORE IT'S ANNOUNCED
>>726227562Posted about any phenotypes and bbc's lately?
10 MINUTES TIL PS5 GAMES
>>726227702>>726227723HAPPENING
You know what concerns me guys? Tyler McCocker is not streaming his autistic gay hype shit today, even tho he said he would every day until...
>>726227731Soon™®©
TEN MINUTES
My friend is an insider and I can just say that you'll be surprised in less than an our :)
>>726224331i find it hard to believe anyone thinks she is attractive
>>726227669The sooner cancer is spotted the better your chances actually. At the very least treatment becomes far less invasive.
EVEN NOW THERE IS HOPE FOR MAN
>>726227575Kek
>>726227625And then if its not tomorrow its the next day after. And so on until we find ourselves here another 18 years later.
TEN MINUTES TO NOTHING
>>726227731Within the next 40 minutes max IF it's todayOtherwise it's tomorrow
>>726226239/lcg/ reporting in
>>726227498This time is fucking different. SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
>>726227795valve snipers finally got him
>>726216513When announce?
>>726226239/lgbt/ reporting in, doll!
>>726227678Sustained by pure hope
Time traveler here, YOU NIGGERS JUST
All the bros who died waiting all these years… I hope today is the day
fuck this backpedaling turbo nigger
Guys... I don't believe.
>>726227778MOOOOOODSSSSSSSSSS
I WAS HEREI LOVE YOU BROS
I THIS 3 I DECLARE HOPE WILL DELIVER
>>726227948>Tyler is backtracking ITS HABBENING
>>726227773it's set in new york you bagel
HOPE RIDESALOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
>>726227886Retarded clockhead, post your fucking board first!
>>726227898we don't want your kind here
>>726227886Kill yourself niggerfaggot.
ALWAYS HAVE HOPE
>>726227975I WAS HERE TOO!!!!! 1232453465
>>726226239/pw/ reporting in. Kevin Nash was raped in the hot summer of 92
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
>>726227921>tfw you have a heart attack at 9:59 PDT
10 MINUTES LEFT
>>726226334WHEN IS THE STICKY??? WHY ARE MODS NOT STICKYING THIS????
THERE'S NO HOPEONLY DOOM
>>726228007>Act III before HL3Protomen won.
https://steamdb.info/app/1063600/info/HAPPENING
>>726227898FUCK OFF FAGGOT. WE FREEMANING IN HERE
>>726227862What are you waiting for? HLA was announced at 11 pm UTC (5 hours from now)
>>726227948he never said it was today you dumb niggers fell for 4channer bait
>>726227886Is that the clock faction from skibidi toilet?
IT'S NOT SHUTTING DOWN!
>>726228062
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODSWHERE IS MY EPISODE 3
>>726227992And? Still dota, just an alternative timelineDota multiverse is canon, underlords and artifact hinted at deadlock all this time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIcISf3kZ7AI want to believe.
AQUAJEET PIN THIS THREAD!
>announcing hl3 in middle of nnn
>>726228086its time
>>726228086how do we know this one is it? Whats the story with this one?
>>726227795>>726227892
>>726228086VAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS
6 MINUTES
TYLER MCNICKER IS BAILING ALREADY. ITS OVER
>>726227921WE'RE GONNA MAKE THEM GIVE BACK OUR PAST
>>726227773are you retarded???if anything, it's closer to a tf2 parallel universe than a dota oneit's NOTHING like dota lore-wise
3 and all pcbros kill themselves
WERE SO FUCKING BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VIDYA ISNT DEAD. 5 MORE MINUTES
>>726228086i'm so fucking ready sisters
>>726228086>edited 2 minutes agoIS IT TIME
>>726228201see>>726225975>>726225721>>726225382
>>726228161it has more team fortress references than dota onesthere isn't a single race from the dota universe in deadlock
Ricochet 2
5
>>726228253
>>726228246Based and hopepilled
>>726228246you forget /v/ is a fascist board
>SteamDB update 3 mins agoI'm watching those IDs like a fucking hawk I'm convinced one or both is HL3
>>726228246BASED AND TRUE
If the schizos turn out to be right and it gets announced today i will stop taking my meds permanently.
>>726228242>closer to tf2>no MANN equivalent Close but no cigar
>>726227084>>726227210i am that anon and i have enjoyed the picture, thanks for reading
>>726228253FUUUUUUCKKKK
>>726228298thanks
Stop making threads
>>726228246
>>726228253WtfValve drones is filtered to pcbros!..
>>726228246This is unrealistic because no one has enough money to get tits like that.
>>726228332xd
I DON'T CARE ABOUT HALF LIFE ANYMOREALL IN ON DEADLOCK UPDATE
>>726228157MOOOOOOOOOOOODSSSSSSSTICKY THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW!!
IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!
4 MINUTES I LOVE NANA
Hello, I am gayben and there is no hl3 today or everSorry
>me in 5 minutes when i realize im not you
6 and it's not happening
>>726228246STOP RUINING THE THREAD YOU POLITICAL FAGGOT
Snib snab
Holy shit it's already time for the HL3 announcement? Zamn. Eight hours went by like nothing. t. boomer
>>726216513I was here
>>726227898we do want your kind around here. Keep us updated. :)
4 and It'll happen
Watch it be a nothing burger.
>>726228209based valve giving gamers what they truly want
>>726228080WHAT?!
>>726227768>>I have hope.
>>726228441>1NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>726228301Patrons are literally ancients, stop deluding yourself
we're doing it vros
>>726228363there is (was?) a reference to tf2's mann co. in the map
>>726227898KYS NIGGERFAGGOT
>>726227948Hahahahahahahaha fucking greaseball faggot dude
If hl3 is not announced, i will give every one last of you half life fans a hug!
33 and it's real
>>726228420source?
If 5 then HL3 gets announced and I get a gf
Happening or not, it was fun watching all these hl threads
>>726228510Have you been leaving under a rock?
>>726223228Goon to dinosaurs.
>>726228487Of course it's a nothing burgerI am having fun watching anons being retarded in these threads though
Uhhh, no
>Nothing Hahahhhahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha
IT'S NOT HAPPENINGNO AMPUNT OF HOPE OR GOALPOST MOVING WILL CHANGE THINGS VALVE IS NOT YOUR FRIEND
>>726227898Hiiiiiioo :3
WTF A COMBINE ADVISOR JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
If 3 then it's 2 weeks
>>726228253good thing I'm a tendie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qbRHY1l0vcTWOMINUTESTO COPENIGHT(verification not required)
>>726227948can't wait to never hear from this guy ever again
Emailed gabe about hl3 and he replied asking me if I've ever had a threesome
>MFW TWO MINUTESNaaaaaanaaaaaaaa
well would you look at that
KN0QW-8G2#4-868#2# = City of Valve's headquarters
>>726228582>5-3=2Sorry anon, looks like no gf this year either.
3 MORE MINUTES /V/ROS. KNEEL FOR EVERYONE WHO MISSED IT.
>>726228565Dude, Icefrog made deadlock, it's Dota
>>726228525
prepare
CAN YOU HEAR IT THE DRUMS OF HOPIUM
>>726228586Jesus Christ. This timeline is really shifting.
OMG IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING
>>726228629GABEN JUST SHAT ON MY GARDEN
>>726228687yo thanks
>>726228671And? What did you reply??
WHERE IS THE FUCKING STICKY
Wasn't the new Steam Machine announcement at 12:00 PM?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>726228725for
I WAS HERE WITNESS MEWDYYJ
>>726228209I haven't laughed at a 4chin post in a while, GJ
What if it's a nothingburger?
quads
>>726228687Yo I fUCKING MISSED IT REEEEEEE
You niggas need to play Sven Coop I hate how dead it is
>>726228782Why make a sticky if it ends up being nothing?
15 SECONDS
It's so over
Nothing ever happens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JCHAxW2KEI
REFRESH STEAM
THE PACT IS SEALED AAaaaaa
YFW they didn't announce anything AGAINYFW hopefags lost
IT'S TIME
I AM
Guys it's not happeningBrb bright blue light outside my window
WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
I don't care for Half Life
check'em
I BELIEVE IT IS REAL, ITS REAL
IT'S HERE. CHECK STEAM
it's so fucking over
Oh no no noHahaha
AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHA
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
>>726228838more like STEAMED hams LMAO
7 and janny has to post his yearly earnings
lollmao even
>>726228086>steamdb removed the "This is not HLX label"hmm
Check sightlines, move in
told you so niggas
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OHNONONONO
RESTART STEAM. NOW.
where is it...
not again
niggers, all of you
stop ruining the thread culture war fagsHYPE UP
AAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Wait for 3pm pst
2 MORE HOURS
I’m 3 I’m gay
>>726229024who?
>>726229024Please consider suicide
Nothing ever happens
Any second now...
>Half Life 3 is not happening (once again)Womp womp
>>7262290672 more years
alright I'll see you guys same time tomorrow
HLX TOMORROW
>>726228894
I RESTARDED STEAM I DON'T SEE ANYTHING
uhm actually cloudflare outage delayed the release
>>726229053This
NOTHING HAPPENED KEEEEEEEEKWELCOME TO HL3 COPE ROOM, NEWFAGS. YOU'RE HERE FOREVER
ITS OVER
IT'S FUCKING HERE, HOLY SHITJTUYK67IH
F5 VALVES XITTERF5 STEAMF5 THE THREAD
>>7262290672 MORE DAYS, 2 MORE WEEKS, 2 MORE YEARS, 2 MORE DECADES, 2 MORE CENTURIES!!!
it was fun while it lasted
JARVIS INJECT ANOTHER DOSE OF HOPE INTO ME THANK YOU
>>726229141THIS!!!!!!!!
IT'S UP
HOLD
Same time next year?
I was there Gandalf
>>726228891Why are you posting this cringe porn shit
>the 19th is Half-Life's anniversary>the 19th is also 1 week after announcing the Steam Machine>retards expected anything on the 18th
>Tyler right yet again
TOLD YAITS GOING TO BE A RUGPULL
Anons wait for 3pm pst they not shadowdropping this shit on steam.
>>726229249Same time tomorrow first
I know you feel bad after hoping so badly but getting nothing return...Mind if I give you a hug anon...?
GUYS I FOUND A CLUE
FUCK, YOU GUYS LIED TO ME???!!!!!!! SAME THREAD, SAME TIME TOMORROW. IF ITS NOT HERE. IT'S OVER.
Did people really think it was gonna happen at 10am exact? Give it half an hour max or it's not happening
>>726229268It's not going to be tomorrow either.
Gave is teasing us give it 5 mins :))))
>>726229260It's not porn it's a rom com, gooner
>>726229260It's not porn
>>726229289He said it won't be out on mondayIt's Tuesday already
>>726229268HOLD THE LINEHOLD THE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE
Valve is not making hl3, nigga. Let it go my niggas
The only way 3 will get made is when Gay Ben dies and someone else takes over Vulva
Why would it be today if the 19th is Half-Life's 'versary?
>>726229304What does the N stand for?
>>7262290672MOREDECADES
>>726229429NIGGER
>>726229429Nice
>>726229268>19th anniversary>not the 20th
>>726229394NEVER
>>726229429N
>>726229429Never ever
/V/ROS, JUST 2 MORE HOURS
what has gotten people into this mass hysteria this time?
>>726229429nforseen consequences
see you tomorrow, lads. i'll never stop believing.
Why are yall torturing yourselves like this? Is it for just shitposting or yall must have masochist fetish for it
>>726229302kill yourself tranny furfag
>>726229574LOL
It's uphttps://store.steampowered.com/app/3483/
>>726229481wat
>>726229598because it’s SOVL
HL3 JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!
>>726229550ITS BEEN 2 DECADES SINCE HALF LIFE EP 2
Lol
>>726229550We're all just really bored
>>726225225Nope
>>726229598your mom's car
>>726229618HOLY SHT. IT'S REAL
>>726229429
>>726226239/trash/ on stand by.
WOW ITS FUCKING NOTHING
It didn't happen...fuck you
>>726229429Nellis (Left 4 Dead 2)
>>726229650RAPE THIS FAIRY
>>726229302i'm a morbidly obese autistic pedophile from the slums of manila and this is my webm
>>726229550many things
>>726229650ill jack off to this fairy to release stress brb
>>726229618kino
the steam hardware announcement recently was put out at 6:19pm GMT, besides, I thought people were banking on 7pm GMT for any announcement today? why are you all chimping out now for 6pm
>>726229598Its fun
>>726229607you first
>>726229816glad i don't have the bad type of autism that makes me like utter slop like this
>>726229764nothingburger
HALF-LIFE ALYX WAS ANNOUNCED ON NOVEMBER 18 11:12 PM UTC. WHERE ARE YOU RETARDS GETTING YOUR INFORMATION ON THE EXACT HOUR????
>>726229697HEY THAT IS NOT COOL SERIOUSLY! >:(
>>726229607Anon didn't even post anything distasteful
>>726229816>admits to being a trannykek, 41% soon
Can I get some (You)s too?*ahem*/qa/ lostTrump is a pedo!
Anons do we stay until page 10 or do we switch threads because this train sure aint over
>>726229950Nice huge cock up your ass
>>726230046Here u go fren
I'm just here to laugh at you dummies
>>726229629>>726229810Oh okay then. That's understandable. I'll participate in this HL3 autism lol. I don't even care for half life either
>>726230046(You) are a fag (and I love you)
>>726230158:(
well that was depressingback to masturbating
>>726230158I'm here to laugh at both sides
FUUUCKKKKKKKKKK/V/ROS, DID WE REALLY LOSE???
>>726230219Based fence sitter
>>726230046>he thinks the files releasing will keep Trump from covering his tracksI wish.
>>726218524FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU
new thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5CVsCnxyXg&list=RDu5CVsCnxyXg&start_radio=1
>page 10>no announceAnons got tricked again
lets say they are making HL3. So what? None of the major developers that worked on 2 are at valve. I'm sure even Alyx devs are gone by now. What you'll be getting is a product pretending to be half life.
IT'S OVER
It's gonna be tomorrow you mongoloids.
ANONS, CAN WE GET THIS TO 800 REPLIES??
>>726230214source it up before the thread dies please
>>726222105It wasn't a retcon, the events did happen and gman deliberately used them as leverage.
it's getting announced tomorrow
>>726229024>Suddenly they're off topic when it's our side having bad optics
>i-it's actually tomorrowlmao
THE THREADS GONNA DIE RIGHT AFTER IT GETS ANNOUNCED.
>>726230452Sure
Today is November 18th 2025 and this is your daily Half Life 3 hope update.There is no hope for Half Life 3.
>>726228216>>726228209Tyler could just be yapping about what he hopes is in half life 3 and capitalize on this and get donos. everyone in his chat wants to be excited. instead hes sperging out every time someone on the internet says somethings thats NAWT TRUEEEE about him. And hes watching lame videos for babies and talking in circles.
YOU DUMB NIGGERS. SAME THREAD SAME TIME TOMORROW.
>>726230459surehttps://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=15122140
>>726230539yes, that's how this workseither it's>today (18th)>tomorrow (19th)>21st like HLA's announcement>TGA>or near the hardware launch windowi am a firm believer of the 19th or 21st
Someone bake another HL3 happening thread, please.I want to join all of you in this autism as well lol
>>726230707HOPE IS BACK
>>726230684just wait for the 2pm eastern timeslot
>>726230725Wait for the actual franchise anniversary, Anon.
nigger rapey poopy
>>726230725Im the OP of this thread, I'll make a new one just for you.
>>726230396I got you, my nigga
>>726229927check their first x(twitter) post
im going to the store for 10minif hl3 gets announced while im gone im gonna do something i regret
I still think it's getting announced this year.They will put HL3 in the hardware shit as a package.Raising The Bar will be reprinted with the announcement as well.
>>726229950you don't get it anon the sharty fags feel massive distain towards that mouse nurse girl and are repulsed by the mere sight of her
>>726230452>>726230816Whoops, I replied to the wrong post, FML
>people still want a half life game from nu-valve>21 years after half life 2Nobody who made Half Life 1 or 2 works there anymore. Why do you want that? Explain.
>>726216513I WAS HERE
