I think we should get a dispatch spin off before an official sequel that plays like xmen origins wolverine where you can play as mechaman, invisagirl, blonde blazer, phenomaman, flambae, sonar and waterboy with waterboy and blonde blazer being unlockable characters.waterboy would be a playable character as an excuse for him to train and better himself as a hero, storywise. the developer of this game can be thqnordic but we can debate on developers.you can unlock costumes with one of the unlockable ones for invisagirl being pic related.gameplay of xmen origins wolverine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0jIsNgxjVs
>>726218780
visichads where we at?
my wife
mmm visi
>>726219646Robert, please. Z-Team needs you focused and giving orders.
>>726219663
You should spin off a building and drown in the shitriver outside your commie block you ugly pooskinned monkey
>>726218780niggas watching a movie and calling it a game
Xmen origins was fucking awesome, I would love for a game like this too get mad. just let me make dialogue choices like in the main game
>>726218780COURTNEY DOES NOT HAVE BIG BOOBSDRAW THE CHARACTER ON MODEL YOU FUCKING GOONERS
Oh no no no, BBsisters....
>>726220161She does after she pumps out of 47 children
>>726220198He'll accidentally burn the bouquet while trying to catch it at their wedding.
>>726220161>dollar's worth of change stapled to the chest
>>726220284I want to pick Flambae as a godfather>Oh your dad? Yeah, he was kind of a bitch to be honest, but he wasn't just any bitch. He was the biggest and baddest bitch I've ever fought
>>726220284Travis Willingham is a lucky guy.
What would the storyline of this potential spinoff be about? I like the idea of waterboy training to become a better hero and turning into ocean man
>>726220628I would love to see waterboy become waterman and lock down prism
>>726218780Damn, I've never played Xmen Origins. I gotta check that out sometime.
>>726220485Do you think he ever gets Laura to roleplay Lust's voice?
>>726220716They're saving that for Dispatch 2.
is Visi vs BB the Azuka vs Rei of 2025?
>>726220890Not even close. This was a complete blowout
>spinoffXCOM or Troubleshooter but with a Dispatch skin
>make a superhero tv show and upload it to jewtube>it takes x amount of time to make, cheap>make money on views and merch>make a superhero visual novel>it takes x + y amount of time to make, more expensive>all because you have to add irrelevant scenes for people to pick for "gameplay">only make money on sales>streamers put it on jewtube anyway but you don't earn from itmake it make sense
The iconic star crossed lovers scene.
>no golemcringe. can he show up in a super with invisagirl?
>>726220883Joel was the perfect voice for waterboy
>>726220161It's post pregnancy
>>726220840No she does Shinchans voice.
Which heroes do Bruno and Courtney play in lane?
>>726220992>Out of those four only Lucy and David had actual chemistry kek, no wonder they're all doomed to fail
>>726221017Calling him in to help her fight is a special move she can only use once a mission.
i'm just like robert because my girlfriend is invisible too
>>726221243Lucy and David failed too tho.
>>726219969Coupe sex.
>I'm a bitch>My name is Courtney>Such a bitch>My name is Courtney
I hope they go international or at least leave LA for the sequel.
I love how BB is always there for Robert when he's at his lowest. She's his emotional and moral support, there to pick him back up when he's down. She's his strength so that he can continue being the hero he's always dreamed of being. She truly is too good for this world.
>blonde blazer as an unlockbut why?
>>726220883>>726220716I like how Waterboy is super meek and nerdy, and yet he is gigachad tall.
>>726220198>Damn Robert, I was just joking about the erectile dysfunction, you didn't have to put a whole fucking platoon of Roberts in her
>>726218780Malevola: The Video Game
>>726221401Stop self inserting.
>>726221351Punch-Up....
>>726221406Pretty good anon, I read it in his voice
>>726221360But she's NOT A BITCH! NOT A BITCH!
>>726221360NOT A BITCHNOT A BITCHNOT A BITCH
>>726221387This is probably my favourite scene. He's torn up over Chase's near-death and blames himself for it. BB pulls him out of his guilt-trip depression and gives him money to buy his favourite food so his mind isn't preoccupied with it anymore. It's what gets him to go back to Dispatching when the City needs him the most.
>>726221692>Gets embarrassed by all the praise and starts covering her faceRobert's wife can't be this cute!
https://youtu.be/Fbx0T8dNMQUWas it kino?
>>726221696Some Anon compared her to Superman, being a force of moral good and support for everyone else. Always putting herself out there first, always putting others first, and always doing the right thing no matter how tough it is. I hope S2 gives us more Mandy and gives her an opportunity to shine even more in the face of adversity.
>>726221763
>>726221630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA7X1mZ_i24&list=RDBA7X1mZ_i24&start_radio=1
>>726221848
in the gameplay, they're shooting at you. invisigal is just a normal ass woman who can turn invisible. should those just be energy blasts instead?
>>726221965Pet the Courtney!
>>726220416>And he was a good friend
>>726222063Robert...
>>726221816would superman break up with phenomewoman?
>>726222118this is my last gremlinesque one
>Yaps her head off for 20 minutes to Robert>As soon as hes actually there shes too flustered to say a word during the movieWhat the fuck were these writers smoking, I couldnt come up with shit this cute in a million years
>>726221547He can join too.
>Yfw they make a shitty fighting game spinoff that flops and kills the IP
>>726222063Why is she so goddamn cute!?
>>726222243She needs more gremlin art.
>>726222315>play online>98% courtney pickrate>>726222387I have been collecting everything I find.
>>726222197No, their genitals would be compatible.
>>726222387
>>726222487Imagine the super children
i want Dispatch but we play as a hot girl and can have steamy lesbian sex with another hot girl
>OP makes thread about a specific topic>barely anyone participates and just waifufags about the brown tomboyyou should've known OP
god I wish women were real
What did Waterboy mean by this?
coupe boobs
So a gameplay question, how can i unlock Malevola and punch up's initial powers on a perfect run? I'm on episode 5 and can even send them to training.
>>726222710It's his fault for linking the thread in the generic Dispatch thread a billion times and insisting that everyone migrates here. What else did he expect?
>>726222735>Punch-Up gets smothered by thoseWhy are the Irish so lucky?
>>726222773Fail to recover from sabotage in episode 3only way I can think of
>>726222735>This is considered black in America>>726222773You can't. Same with Phenomaman.
> yfw find out Laura Bailey was originally VA for Blonde Blazer Visi can't stop winning.
>>726222773Wait, no, nevermind, I suck dicks. Waterboy is the key to this.
>>726222849Yeah, and BB's current VA was supposed to be the voice of Invisigal. Good thing they swapped them.
>>726222971waifu shitposting aside it was a great change, they fit way more swapped
>>726222710Well to engage with OP a reverse Dispatch where you send villains out to crime opportunities could be fun.
biggest laugh for me
>>726222874>>726222829Oh yeah, those. Thanks.
>>726218780instead of heroes the spin off could be about villains maybe a group of villains trying to pull a heist or something you know evading SN supes and all that kinda stuff
>>726223069>Chekhov's Dick
>>726223015I agree, Invisigal's voice coming out of BB's face and vice versa feels wrong when I visualize it.
>>726223069Ruined it with him being able to stand with no issue a short while later.
>>726218780how about a 6v6 game kinda like team fortress 2?
>>726222710>Anon finds out how generals workWait till you visit /vg/ and see it's all porn dumps and shitposts.
I’d like to see some mini episodes consisting of a smaller team, maybe to expand and focus on the z team’s backstories, I don’t know have some of them off on some blackout mission where they’re unavailable and you’re left working with who’s available for the week.
>>726223134This, and you could even have the OG cast occasionally appear trying to stop the villains.
>>726220957it could work but they would have to outsource it to someone else
>>726222197They literally can't have sex so probably. Robert is Mandy's Lois Lane.
>>726223161He's got a healing factor.
>>726223291FUCK
>>726222735what race is this
Adult women are BACK
>>726223393I could never do this to my boy P-Man.
>no blonde glazer donut jokeBad writing
https://files.catbox.moe/9toe30.mp4
>>726223413American.
I feel like the actual dispatch portion of the game could be a real game, have a wide pool of heroes to make each run different, every month there could be a kaiju of a month where you manage that and the various crisis in the city. You spend the prior month prepping for the monster while considering the balance of your team and upgrades (some heroes are good for combat while others are better for city tasks) heroes could have perma death for increased stakes, I don't know the game just scratched a management itch in my game and now I want to play more of the dispatch simulator
>>726223445>>726223393It's fine. He loves us. And we love him.
>less than 10% of players went for the "it's complicated" threesome end where you date both blonde blazer and invisigal and kiss bothcowardsI was legit surprised to see this be a real option and for blazer to behave like an actual reasonable adult and not some forced bioware cutscene automatic breakup, and it actually acknowledges that you're just horny coworkers playing grab-ass after knowing each other for a few weeks and you're not breaking your wedding vows by giving a chick a kiss as thanks after she took a bullet for you
I THINK MECHA MAN SUCKS
>>726223291I would love to play a spin off where BB who is the in universe equivalent of superman and brain book who is the in universe equivalent of lois lane fight over robert
>>726223480They should go more in-depth with it and have more dispatch segments in the next game.
>>726223590put down the phone shroud
>>726221243David fucking dies, Visifag.And the chick in Breaking Bad overdoses and dies too.The healthiest and most beautiful one of these sitting together from behind shots is obviously BB x MM, classic golden age Hollywood romance that we don't get anymore.
Mandy kinda looks like young monica bellucci
>>726223520hes masking isn't he
>>726223590No! Don't record that!
>>726222773>>726222829Yeah, but you can't get phenomaman's training on a perfect run, as far as I know.
>>726223134When Robert gave his "these aren't heroes, they're a bunch of villains, and you need to lead them like a supervillain" speech I was hoping for some more stuff along those lines, a game where you play as a crime boss leading a gang of villains with a home base in one of those villain bars would be kino
How much time passes in universe over the course of the events in the game?
>>726223590Bold talk for someone with his dick out
>>726223579that isn't at all what happens. you don't get with either.
>>726219408I cannot believe you futa faggots think NTR is gay.
>>726223770A couple of months.
How would they do Season 2 of Dispatch with the multiple variations of Invisigal with her villain and hero routes and Romance or not romanced routes it seems too much for a character whose character arc is complete.
How would he fair working at SDN? Would he and Robert get along? How would he work with Z-team?
>>726221696Talk about chair clatteringHoly shit, the whole fucking building is clattering
>>726223715Golem's got him medicated he's fine now
>>726218780Does this tomboy really have tits this big?
>>726223757Pretty disappointing that this speech turned into a huge nothingburger, desu. His meeting with them in episode 3 has nothing in common with anything that he said.
>>72622380912 Robertson children...maybe more...
>>726223770Probably about 4-5 months
>>726223852why didn't she hug him though?
>>726223847He would have demolished Z-Team and would have probably started banging Invisigal from Phenomaman.
>>726223847Robert would chew the absolute shit out of him if he tried to sit in the hospital with Eve while LA was burning.
https://www-gry--online-pl.translate.goog/recenzje/to-nie-jest-gra-roku-ale-maly-hit-z-sercem/z5488a?_x_tr_sl=pl&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=pl&_x_tr_pto=wappHuh, seems like the Poles are immune to Invisigal's "I can fix her bullshit".
>>726223847Invincible could probably solo this entire setting so he'd be pretty happyHe gets to live out his superhero ideal with no grim edgy bullshit from his setting, and a handler thats actually a good guy
Dispatch: Dancing All Night
>>726223770like a week or 2. the actual sequel should be about 2 months and and this game that P is proposing should expand on the relationships of your chosen girl as you go through it.
>>726223579I had it on my first playthrough, Didn't make Robert kiss Blazer at both occasions, so I don't feel bad about it. Makes for better drama to switch in episode 7.
>>726223839>RomancesThey'll manage fine, just they managed in season 1. Just a few altered scenes here and there.>Villain VisiGetting retconned in the first episode of season 2. It's an ending they've put 0 effort into. A minority of players got it, and a minority of a minority got it intentionally.All the "Catwoman Visi" fans will be very disappointed, but to be fair, Catwoman Visi is pure headcanon.
>>726223987>Invincible could probably solo this entire setting so he'd be pretty happyNah, Phenomaman would win.
>>726223847Mark’s problem is being stupidly naive initially, then a borderline schizo after multiple betrayals.Robert shooting straight from day 1 would have him be earth’s best defender within a few years.
>>726221857Why is she like this
>>726223781>that isn't at all what happens. you don't get with either.I'm not talking about the solo ending bro, I'm talking about the ending slide that literally says "you fell for both" and ends with Shroud seething at you for being a harem protagonist
>>726220957Troubleshooter is already a slice of life VN half the time, it would work. You'd have to find different studio though, Troubleshooter devs don't want to write romanceXCOM wouldn't work, it's too impersonal. I'd be like removing all the character dialogue from the dispatching minigame. That's the same reason I don't think they can pull the infinite dispatch mode off, I'd have to rely on generic voice lines too much rather than mission/story specific banter and that's not enough to hold interest for long with the simplistic gameplay
>>726221243Bro. Even if you're a Visibro, you can't deny that there is chemistry between Robert and Blazer.
>>726224026>Getting retconned in the first episode of season 2Probably, but I still hope they don't reset her until the end of the second episode and we get some scenes with her and Robert before it happens.
>>726218780>action shitI dont think i want this. Every capeshit game is action, Dispatch stands out because it isnt that
>>726224005I'd buy it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQFTC6YKh-U&list=RDAQFTC6YKh-U&start_radio=1
>>726223924What are you talking about? When he gets blown up, there's only one person who hugs him. Deep, long, intimately, in front of everyoneYou sound like a little weasel I'm not gonna lie to you
>>726224049Phenomaman is kinda retarded, I think Mark could easily trick him to just go fly into the sun
>>726223847He'd do fine. Mark's main problems are >Work/life balanceSolved by working in the clock and actually getting paid.>Cecil is a paranoid cunt.Solved by SDN being a corporation that actually has to answer to the public, not unaccountable black ops shit.Robert would absolutely chew him out for abandoning the world during the Invincible War, but he also wouldn't let their relationship completley disintegrate before that. Cecil couldn't even keep the Teen Team under control, because he's incapable of talking to people.
>>726224120There is way more chemistry between Robert and Invisigal. Robert and Blazer feel so forced only as a bone to give to those people who romanced Blazer from the first episode.
Sex with VisiSex with CoupeSex with MalevolaSex with non white women
>>726223847He would probably cry of joy, desu. Mark has it rough.
>>726224283>Sex with VisiRobert...>Sex with CoupePunch-Up...>Sex with MalevolaSonar...>Sex with non white womenMe...
>>726224273Also, Robert would not be retarded enough to save Conquest's life, and could probably convince Mark to play along with Anissa long before she even arrived. Cecil couldn't be bothered.
>>726223715He literally just had a threesome with us. I think he's okay.
>>726224209>You sound like a little weasel I'm not gonna lie to youstop projecting retard >there's only one person who hugs him. Deep, long, intimately, in front of everyoneso why didn't she comfort him even he was all alone and vulnerable?so are you implying that her previous hug was purely performative ?
>>726224092yeah, you still don't get with either of them. I saw E;R stream that exact ending, he didn't get either because shroud broadcasted it to everyone.
Is Golem or Royd the biggest bro (not literally)?
Invisigal is just "I can fix her". Prove me wrong.
>>726223852Find a girl who looks and cares for you the same way Mandy does Robert.
>>726224458Royd is, but Golem comes in a close second.
>>726224360>Mark has it rough.He and His wife are basically immortal because she can regen to her prime after her lifespan. Dude is basically chilling as an emperor the strongest race of alienstoo bad their daughter is a giant whore.
>>726223924Robert is trying to maintain his stoic facade like a wounded animal, so she gives him respectful distance while still showing intimacy by taking his hand and giving it a kiss, before leaving so he can finally let out his grief at basically losing a brother.It's shockingly well done and maturely handled and makes me seethe even more that absolute fucking retards like modern Bioware deflect criticism towards their dog shit writing with "oh toxic gamers can't appreciate good writing, muh emotional intelligence" whatever when THIS is what an actually well written and emotional scene looks like and
>>726224410Yeah, I was right to call you a weasel.
>>726224458Its incredibly close but I'm gonna say Royd
Follow up question, how does Powerplex fair working under Phoenix Program and with Robert?
>>726224502That's true, but we're talking about teenage Mark
>>726224283Vidya needs more red women
>>726220182Dispatch is famously a game about how AI is always right and you should rely on solely it for everything
>>726224484No, you are right. She's *just* "I can fix her" and nothing beyond that. That's what makes her boring for me, because I predicted her entire character arc in Ep. 2.
I made this
>>726224404AddendumSex with Prism
>>726223847This guy got raped. His rapist had his baby and married a human man. His wife also cucked him multiple times.He could've had a PVREBLOOD Viltrumite wife if he wasn't a fucking retard.
>>726224410Just a tip, but try to tone down the bad faith trolling. You'll get more (You)s that way.
>>726224591Everyone notes that him and Robert sound exactly the same but neither of them can notice it.
OP, they don't make actual fun games like that anymore. you should know better but I like the premise.
>>726224458Golem literally saved my life
>>726224591Literally the same as in the comics. Does a fine job, good superhero, admirable qualities, but must be kept apart from his archnemesis at all costs. Gets over it, but not immediately.
>>726224591He does very well. Powerplex's only problem is Invincible and his dad. Get him far away of both and make sure he never sees them and he mellows out a lot
>>726224283Sex with all the women, including that alien from another galaxy.
>>726224717Technically so did Royd, since Robert wouldn't have lived long against Shroud with Mecha Man Mark III
>>726222197He probably just would have done it sooner, knowing the relationship wasn't healthy for either of them.
>>726224718Come to think about it, how does Cecil manage to keep a lid on Powerplex and his psychotic obsession, but can't manage Rex, Robot and Bulletproof?
>>726221261one of my dreams is for a cute girl to make me something to eat desu... it must be so cool
>>726223981>shit website has shit opinions
>>726224484Has literally anyone ever claimed otherwise?
>>726223981Based Poles
>>726223459pretty good anon
>>726224489Mandy is a control freak you know that right? She's gonna change Robert's apartment, You'll have to work dates out around her meetings in the SDN. This bitch will be insecure about being Mandy and not Blonde Blazer.Being with her would be fun for 3 months, then once you're through the honeymoon phase, you'll be miserable with a girl like Mandy and forget about having kids. She's a career woman who has no time for that.She'll also cheat on you once she gets bored.
>>726224717...and nobody even praised him for it.While when Invisigal does it, she's treatead like she's the greatest hero that ever walked the earth.Justice for Golem, for he got Chewbacca'd.
I actually got that xmen game working recently on steamdeck. pretty fucking kino
>>726223459kino
>>726224456>yeah, you still don't get with either of them. I saw E;R stream that exact ending, he didn't get either because shroud broadcasted it to everyone.again idk what you're talking about but you literally kiss and get with both and during the ending Hero! Invisigal kisses you as she's being hauled away on a stretcher and Blazer says you're still good and teases you about the kiss by saying Visi has had a shitty enough life she deserves it. Maybe if she becomes a villain and kills shroud after you dated both things play out differently
You don't know true happiness until you've had a kiss like this
>>726225010You know what, the alternative is million times worse, so I'll take my chances with Mandy. She seems pretty reasonable by comparison.
>>726225124
>>726224484And thats a good thing!
>>726218780A LITTLE LIGHTA LITTLE LESS WASTEDA LITTLE LIGHTS COME OUR WAY
>>726223459Nice.>YOU'RE NOT A REAL HERO
>>726225010Mandyfags BTFO, and they know this is true.
>>726225017I think some people cope by telling themselves Flambae wouldn't have really murdered Robert, just burned him as payback, but I really don't think that's true and the whole attempted murder is glossed over shockingly quickly with him showing up at your house party with a lamp
Would Robert be able to keep the Suicide Squad in control? Would he be a good dispatcher for them on their missions?
>>726225094If you kiss Invisigal, you lose Mandy.
>>726225017I think the difference is that Golem is impervious to Flamebae's fire and Visi nearly took a round near her heartGolem was based for stopping Flambae but was in no danger himself
>>726225315I don't think Robert would agree to a job that involves keeping explosive collars on people and sending them to secret missions they're expected to die on.
>>726225318not if you're one of the 8% of people who got the harem end
>>726225331It's the thought that counts.
>>726221696Uhhh, visibros, does it seem weird to anyone else that they always gave this moment to the side character?
>>726225231SAAR DO NOT REDEEM!
>>726225010The way you try to use regular, normal woman "problems" that you fabricate as marks against her relationship with Robert, really proves how much of a perma virgin you are. Robert is an adult. Stop pretending that him being with an adult is scary.
>duplicate file >>726222118>>726225315He would perform similarly to Rick Flagg
AdHoc devs are definitely gaslighting the fans at this point deliberately apparantly leanbeefpatty was supposed to be inspiration for malevola malevola looks like a cheap chinese knockoff of karlack
>>726225315>OG Suicide SquadEw
>>726225385No, you do lose Mandy, because she doesn't kiss you or hold your hand at the end. She tells you "make her happy".If you kiss Invisigal, YOU LOSE MANDY.
>>726225467Malevola is way hotter.
>>726218780Am I the only Mandy bro who dated her, but called out her HR violation? It's the funniest line, and even if you like her, it's pretty ridiculous that she calls you into a room and asks you to strip in front of her.
>>726225428>BBjeet feebly cries out, frutilessly trying to paint visichads as indians
>>726225467Major boss baby vibes from this post, faggot.Demon lady has been around for decades and decades. Please open a fucking comic or fantasy book
>>726225010visi... the canon robert will never love you
>>726221376>both Flambae and Visi trying to get Robert's drinkGay homo bros, he'll definitely be a romance option in the sequel.
How soon would Mandy wanna introduce Robert to her parents and family?
>>726221696I do like that from the get-go they have a habit of finishing each other's sentences and vocalising what the other is thinking. That's how good couples work.
>>726225676>Mom, dad, this is my rebound guy.
>>726225576>the strict super heroine boss of your building and face of the company wants to break the rules to look at you get naked, touch you and kiss you and fuck you in her office after hoursI can only get so erect, there can only be so many good traits for one character
>>726225467with the glowing eyes, weaponized portals as her main gimmick, demonic appearance and large demonic sword while having sorceress powers on the side she's literally just a 1:1 copy of Magik idk why anyone could possibly claim otherwise
>>726225676Why would she want to introduce her co-workers husband?
>>726221816She really is the Superman of this universe. You'd think it'll be Phenomaman, but no, actually it's Blazer.TVTropes agrees with me, so who am I to argue.
>>726225617This feels a bit more gay than comical, but it's still good. Superman would probably be able to get Phenomaman out of his depression too, btw.
>>726225467of course they used a muscle mommy as reference, why do you thing Bershy is in it too?ad hoc devs love lesbians
>>726221696Look at how she understands his feelings so deeply, even he is like "yeah, that's right and I didn't even think about it"She's literally tuned into him
>>726225515the ending slide tells you you've fallen for both and "it's complicated", in season 2 you'll probably have to make an actual choice or they'll be based and cave to fan demand for a throuple since visi is a voyeur who enjoys watching other people fuck anyways
>>726224620Kek
>>726221816>always putting others firstshe cheats on P-man, breaks his heart and tells Robert to go fix him
>>726225431>The way you try to use regular, normal woman "problems"Anon, you let her blonde hair and big tits blind you. Underneath all that, she is still fucking Mandy. A 2000s libtard woman who is corporate as fuck and an HR manager. That's why she's insecure about being Mandy not being the Hero Blonde Blazer. Even I know Mandy's romance better than Mandyfags and I'm a Visifag.
>>726225676>hair tied upHnnnghhh alright alright
this samefag is pretty annoying
>>726220161>drawit's ai gen
>>726218780ANything would be better than the Visual Novel that just came out.Even your post proves that. No one wants to talk about something that's been talked about completely...in 6 days
>>726223413Mixed white and black are you dumb ?
>>726225467My only issue with Malevola's design is her outfit.
>>726223413french-algerian
>>726225763I thought she's an Absolute WW knockoff, but Magik works better, yeah.
Whichever romance you didn't pick in season 1 will be dating Waterboy in Season 2. They will make mention about how happy he makes them, Visi will drop that he has a huge cock if you dont date her. Mandy will mention that he's exactly the kind of guy she needed if you dont date her.
>>726225676As usual, Visifaggots can only troll and flamebait instead of just stay in their yard.She's definitely going to introduce him to her parents within the month. She does have a secret identity to uphold now, and since she's taking a break from Blazer, she definitely wants to use this time to spend as much personal time with Robert as she can before she starts itching to go save the world again.
>>726225886>Underneath all that, she is still fucking Mandy.Oh, no? The horror.
>>726226068But hes dating Prism
from the mentoring score, visi's goes up when robert asks chase if she likes him in ep 6 then when you get to the terminal visi was automatically resting for me. Is this proofs for her hiding during the hospital scenes in ep 6,7?
>>726226068Waterboy is for Prism only tho.
>>726224907They got very awful recently, used to have a good Youtube channel, but everyone who was good at the crew left and started doing non-vidya content. And then they got together to make a joke and joke was so well received they started doing vidya content independently, I like what they are doing now. Polish media outlets about vidya are universally awful, everyone who doesn't have shit opinions is usually independent.
>>726225884P-Man is an alien who doesn't even have a dick and isn't what any earthling could consider heterosexual, he considers hugging to be making love but then also considers bear hugging enemies in combat a form of making love too He's autistic and Robert introducing him to Magic the Gathering and giving him another shot on the Z-Team is already more than making up for any awkwardness
>>726225886>he still thinks regular woman traits are a problem>he still thinks Visi isn't an antifa communist>he still thinks SDN is evil>he still thinks I care about her height insecurityYou are desperate to pretend this character is in any way a flawed and desperate, miserable shell. Meanwhile......
>>726226027Why? Her outfit is kino>>726226075>As usual, Visifaggots can only troll and flamebait instead of just stay in their yard.all you do from the moment you wake up to the moment you fuck off from the threads is seethe about Invisigal and claim you have sex, literally what are you even saying lmao
>>726226121 lmao I was just thinking of this concept
dispatch season 2 is going to be a shitshow it's going to be kenny vs jane all over again both BBjeets and visitroons are going to loose
>>726226075>She's definitely going to introduce him to her parents within the month.That's assuming she even still has parents, because we still haven't learned her backstory...
>>726226142Yes, she stalks him and continues to do so in her villain ending.
>>726226208but season 2 gave us kenny KINO
>>726218780Shroud prequel/interquel DLC chapter?His autism regarding odds and percentages is a perfect excuse to get back into the dispatching side of the game, except he sends villains of course.
>>726226121Wonderful art.
>>726226142Yeah
>>726226121I hope visifags won't claim that this robert is together with Visi here too, but I wouldn't put it past them...
>>726225606>Please open a fucking comicRelax, as retarded as that poster is he doesn't deserve this
>>726226208Courtney is the jeetcoded one. Troons love BB for some reason.
>>726226192>Her outfit is kinoI just think it's lame, her the clothes she was wearing in her concept designs were better.
>>726226309Can you be normal for just a second?
>>726226121>>726226149
>>726226278both jenny and jane got cucked in the end and in season 3 clem herself became just an NPC in her own franchise
>>726226278didn't they kill off Kenny immeadietly in the beginning of season 3? I remember he dies in a car crash either way and just lost interest in Walking Dead.
>>726226278KennyGODS? Won.InvisiGODS? Won.
Am I the only one that thought they had some kind of lesbian vibe going on? I somewhat been hoping to see more yuri art of Visi and BB together.
>>726226121>Visi is attached to BB with a fucking harness
>>726226309Quite literally rent free man. I really hope you're just a shitposter and not actually this mentally ill
>>726226142Invisigal is literally constantly stalking you, if you say nice things about her she always overhears it and if you shit talk her it breaks her heart
Courtney>Saved her game>Saved Ad hoc>reinspiring real artists>selfless hero>saved the Astral Pulse>willing to die for her mistakes>heart of a real hero>took a bullet for Robert>Not a bitch!>Synergy with the best unit in the gameMandy>Gets drunk before job interviews>sends mixed signals>unfaithful>Comes out of a 5 year relationship and wastes no time going for another>asks Robert to fix him afterwards>Bad at her job>Rewards good shifts with firings>Fires villains without sending them back to jail, sending them to Shroud>forgot the point of the Phoenix Program>Would have lost the Astral Pulse>Most impactful moment is giving her powers to an actual chad (Chase)>Leaves Robert stranded on the Billboard>only shows up to help bad players in the finales end
>>726226121cute
>>726226208we already have a kenny v jane situation on our hands in season 1
>>726226149I'm a little surprised to find a decent amount of fangirls lusting after Waterboy. I didn't think he'd be considered attractive.
>>726226197it's not even a concept. sonar/coop are literally calling bb and robert mom and dad.
>>726226414Literally me.
>>726226208I don't think so.Dispatch surprised me with its 100% happy ending. No tragedy, no drama, everyone survives (except Shroud in my case, but he'll be back somehow I'm sure) and the guy gets the girl (whoever you chose). There's like zero tension or drama compared to Walking Dead, and fuck you I like it and I hope season 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6 is more of the same.
>>726225790>TVTropes agrees with me, so who am I to argue.
>>726226478That's why the Harem route exists.
>>726226527Weren't Visi fans the ones who kept theorizing that BB was a villain up until the 11th hour?
is Malevola the team member most likely to make reaction content online?
>>726226548Yumejos love him.
>>726225790>TVTropes agrees with me, so who am I to argue.Underage or bait.Call it.
>>726226414How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>726221816I love my Super wife
>>726226478only you
>>726226527>she loves youAnon, Visi mistook obsession and infatuation with love. There is a difference that you'll only realize once you'll start filing the restaining order.
>>726226689by raising his child
>>726226548"I wanna be his mommy girlfriend." + "I can fix him."
>>726226689>Same.
>>726226541we do ?
I need to pump both of them full of kids, need to see their bellies carrying the Mecha Man legacy inside them.
>>726226293Shroud is quite meta, actually. The game itself likes to bring up percentages over and over again.
>>726218780Since a lot of you anons seem to like this super hero dating sim (?) a lot, it occurred to me that Null Hypothesis should be right up your alley.And it's literally a porn game, so perfect for all you coomers. Or, if you care more about features instead of art, the game it's a remake of: Rogue-like.
>>726226121Now give me adult Visi holding a baby Robert while her face relates that she just instantly contracted baby rabies.
>>726226670I think Golem and Visi talks about playing vidya if you send them out together. I could see Golem be a streamer honestly. And Sonar, obviously.
>>726226668>>726226309>>726226075Visi Derangement Syndrome
>>726226824Yes. I wont be elaborating further.
>>726226923Why won't Visi release the Shroud Files?
Flambae is gay, right?
>>726226827>both pregnant at the same timeImagine the screaming matches and catfights
WE MUST BE BETTER MECHA MEN
>>726226983yeah
>>726226879I played it. It sucks.Too much grind. Also, I prefer DC over Marvel. Give me a game where I can date the Batgirl and we are golden.
>>726226923funny since visitroons are the ones making shit up about blonde blazer because there's nothing wrong with her
>>726218780Favorite Blonde Blazer moment?>Easier if We Fly>I'm not done saving you yet.>Michelin Star date>hospital scene; kissing your hand>All of you can leave now, or half of you can die here.>tag team match vs Sonar/Coupe>conversation on hood of car
>>726226957Yeah, I guess Mandy does seem like the type to eat glass. Thank god we have Visi
Alright since you faggots can't seem to figure it out, let me draw a comparison for you so you can see the truth of which is the correct romance.
>>726225576I considered it. I wasn't above calling it out. It's just that I genuinely don't really mind dressing down. Even if it was to be in front of a woman. Like it's not perv thing, promise. But I don't know. Maybe it's because I grew up in tiny home surrounded by sisters or something. So I was like. If she wants me to dress down, then sure. It might be a little bit weird, but if she told me to do it then at worst she'd be the weird one. But it would also allow me to gauge her reaction and maybe learn something about her. Was my thought. It's what I would have done in real life.
>>726225886I'm a liberal working in a corporate environment and I wish my boss was anything like her.
>>726226157I don't remember a time when they weren't awful but the recent UI change to their website made me stop visiting it at all even if it was just to laugh at their (or more often the comments) shitty opinionsAs for independents, it's the same as english, and I assume every other country, ones - some good, some shills
>>726226923>>726225713>>726225770>>726226527>Blazer Derangement Syndrome
>>726226142I think she was simply visiting Robert in secret, but it's funnier to think that she's constantly stalks him.
>>726226983Based off of some of his dispatch segment dialogue, almost certainly.
>>726226992They don't hate eachother. They would touch eachother preggo bellies to feel the baby kicks>>726227096Notice how only one post mentions Mandy there
>>726226608it's not just about happy endings None of the choices matter in the end in TT games the closet they ever came to making a TT game where atleast some of the previous choices made in the previous season have some impact is the telltale games batman
>>726227060The default option is dinner and it is the left option, not the right option. Image should be flipped around and the buttons swapped
>>726227145There's literally a counter for all your choices that decide whether or not Visi is redeemed.
>>726227060MJ fucking sucksalways have sucked
>>726227050>eat glassKek, I forgot Jane did that.
>>726227141Gettings sick of the sticc erasure in every single Visi fan artMakes me like her even less when she's not accurately depicted as a thin and lithe athlete
>>726227227Based and goodtastepilled
>>726227096>>726226923
>>726227045Dinner while little light plays https://youtu.be/yUnq-BPyX_8?si=bw-nQpL22IgOPJQk
>>726226121>The invisigirl has a leash so she doesn't disappearlol
Courtney will have double the rest time in Dispatch 2 because she has to blow Robert after returning to SDN
rei=bbasuka=visi
>>726225617How hard must that punch had been?
>>726226478>Am I the only one that thought they had some kind of lesbian vibe going on?no, the scene where blazer and invisigal make eye contact and blazer touches holds her hand while she's being wheeled away on the stretcher I was 100% convinced that a throuple is possible >I hope the fact that I've always rooted for you makes up for ever doubting you.>It does.invisigal saying that with her wounded puppy dog face and the camera cutting to her squeezing Mandy's hand is cute as fuck and made me want to impregnate both immediately
>>726227060MJ is so shit, brother. She is worse than Blazer with how she treats Peter. Ever since I saw the '90s Spider-Man show with Felicia. I've always thought Felicia was better for Peter, especially in the current where she grows to respect Peter and loves Spider-Man and Peter Parker.
Help. I sent Flambae and Prism to beat the shit out of Coop but the progress bar ain't progressing.
>>726227278I laughed
>>726227354Who's Mari?
I got trolled because my IRL gf of six years is named Mandy so I'm automatically brainwormed into liking BB more.
>>726227225we will see if any of that matters in season 2
>Visifaggots literally have to imagine that Visi is Felicia and Blazer is MJ
>>726227354Malevola = Misato
I liked Dispatch a lot so my friend recommended The Wolf Among Us. I'm only one chapter in, but so far the world, characters, story, and aesthetic are way more fleshed out than Dispatch was in eight chapters. Does it keep this level of kino throughout?
>>726227323>WOOOOOOO INVISIBLE BLOWJOB!!! - Robert yells into his unmuted mic
>>726227060Where's Gwen
>>726227481Kind of cute anon
>>726227481Based. Mandy's are made for loving. Hold on to her my guy
>>726227508which fucks up their argument because Felicia is way better than MJ
>>726227479The new romantic interest character that will be added on Season 2
>>726227549She kinda snapped her neck and died.
>>726226424That's why Kenny leaving Clem at Wellington is canon, since you will never know his fate this way.
>>726227479Not canon option from a fanfic? Malevola
>>726227045Most are Ep 8 specific.>"Promise me you'll come back, I have enough trauma as it is".>"You can't leave, people here listen to you". "I see. EVERYBODY, LISTEN TO ROBERT".>BB giving the amulet to Chase>Mandy trying to ram Shroud's Metal Gear with a fucking car, beacuse fuck you.
>>726226527>Saved her game>Saved Ad hocYou forgot "Saved the musical career of the chick that made Radio"
>>726227045Billboard and her goofy ass office tour
>>726227606>MJ treats Peter badly constantly: durrrr she's like Blazer>Felicia gives Peter constant affection: durrrrr she's Visi
>>726227518>are way more fleshedbecause its based off an ongoing comic book series, its one of the best telltale games
>>726227658I put that under the "reinspiring real artists" anon, of course I'd put that on it! She's a hero and deserves all of the praise!
>>726227508>>726227606>>726227739Visi = cat = black catits not that deep, schizo-kun
>>726227045She made Shroud leave willinglyShe made the entire bar leave willinglyShe made them all nervous as fuckShe instantly saved Roberts life without a drop of blood shed
yeah this hypothetical game would be fucking amazing but we all know it's not gonna happen. but I do like xmen origins wolverine. can anons give me some games that play like it?
>>726227045It's really difficult to choose. But I mean, she made one incredible first impression.
can't wait for the inevitable meltdown when mandy is revealed to be 40 something years old barren corporate hag in season 2
>>726227658ALREADY ALRIGHT IM TUNING INTO YOU
I cummed
>>726227815>ignore the actual fucking behavior and on screen relationship>it's all just a vibe, bro, it's not that deep labubu unc
>>726227891"Made" is a strong word. He left willingly because he was done already. She was too late, he wasn't going to kill him because he knew Courtney would give him the pulse
>>726226527>No Robert you can't have the cute gap moe filipina tomboy who is head over hees for you...B-BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY!?!?!What the FUCK was Black Einstein's problem?
>>726227518TWAU has years worth of comic book material content to work with plus it's mostly a noir crime drama very dark compared to dispatch
>>726228020He left because he wasn't gonna fucking step.
>romance Mandy>Courtney supports your relationship>romance Courtney >Mandy supports your relationshipmost unrealistic piece of writing, very much feels like a "men writing women" moment
>>726228005>>726215658 >>726121558 This is actually sad
>>726228071He couldn't fuck no more.
>>726225315Harley rapes him
>>726228005>ignore the actual fucking behaviori just said they act like cats doe
>>726227984maybe if she didn't make herself so repulsive then maybe her career would have turned good. I don't know why women make themselves look like that toxic alt girl look.
>>726220198My beautiful mutt husbandIt's a shame that Robert is exclusively into 'foids
>>726228171Making fun of him at this point feels like kicking a retard stuck in a cardboard box
>>726228267nuHarley is lame as fuck and would never
>>726228171You seriously have to be 18 to post here, newchild
>>726228371He'll have a weird gay one night stand with Flambae in season 2 if your Robert incelmaxxed in season 1.
If Coupe was a romance option I actually think I'd have picked her, her dispatch skill giving re-rolls is super nice to avoid bad luck, she's a cute dork who reads romance novels and loves LARPing, she's probably the most experienced killer on the team and can also fly, and having an edgy femme fatale assassin at your neck and call is hot as fuck. I wish when you offed shroud there was an option to call in your favor with her, I can't imagine anyone else Robert would actually need assassinated
>>726228375he actually is mindbroken, guess we'll soon start posting how he totally has sex and is a real sex haver
>>726228071Isn't she latina?
>>726227996>t.Robert after Invisigal lovingly raped him in the locker room
>>726228405I hate NuHarley's design and personality so much, will we ever see the old Harley ever again?
>>726228369Please don't tell me you are an Invisifag.
if she let a guy on to her, why wouldnt she do it again? thats whats crazy to me nowadays
>>726226418Clem becoming a side character in S3 sucked with how they had to destroy the multiple endings to insert her in a plot that didn't have much to do with her story, at least she had her moments. But I thought Clem was fine in S4, the most annoying thing is taking care of AJ, at least you can skip the romance and Clem got other things to do like leading a guerrilla warfare and finally being a leader. I just wish they explored more the inner trauma that she has, there's gold nuggets of that in the game but more would have been great since it's the final game.
>>726228557I think a dev or somebody said she was a filipina, could be wrong though. She's either SEA or Latinx.
Huh, Little Light really is a very sweet song.
>>726228495Post about your chair clattering and how no woman will ever look at you some more, before pretending that someone else is "mindbroken"
>>726228710you arent supposed to point that out
>>726228369Calm down, Ranjeesh.
Whyd he let her go bros? Was he gay?
>>726228626*inhales*WOULD
>>726228557>>726228817People say she's filipina cause her VA is part filipina but i prefer thinking she's latina>>726228369She is pretty ugly yeah. Radio is kino though
>>726228817they based her off Laura Bailey who is quarter filipinoAll the characters are based on their voice actors.Flamebae is supposed to be persian.
>>726228710Please anon, I'm serious when I ask this question to you.What makes you think that Invisigal, the most sexually liberal character in the entire game, is NOT more sexually available than Blonde Blazer, who hasn't had sex in years, confirmed?If Invisigal talks openly about sex to someone she just met, who hasn't even expressed romantic desires....wouldn't that logically extend to anyone that she meets?
>>726228459That would be ideal at the very least.
>>726228694No because if they ever went back then feminists would throw a fitShe's trapped forever in this weird limbo where she has to be depicted a certain way that literally everyone is now tired of and they are not allowed to go back at the threat of being cancelled by feminists who don't even consume the media the character is in.
>>726228495>SEX>SEX>I HAVE SEX>I HAVE HAD MANY SEXES>MULTIPLE TIMES!! >WHY DO VISIFAGS TALK ABOUT SEX>SEX!>MANDY GOOD!!>MAAANDY GOOD!>LABUBUUUUUUUU>INCEL!>WEAK LITTLE VERMIN>VIRGIN!!>PROUD VIRGIN!!!>I COULD BEAT YOU UP>FALSEFLAGGERS>FAAAALSEFLAGGERS>SAAR>I REDEEMED SAAR>NOOO YOU ARE THE INDIAN!>NOOOOO YOU HAVE AI ART
>>726228459Nah they missed the opportunity for Flambae to spot Robert with his bulge in his face during the gym scene, it's over
>>726228913She ran off before he could get a good grip. She just wasn't ready yet to bring Robert Robertson IV into the world.
>>726229049>her GRANDMOTHER on one side is part Filipino>SEAnigs try to claim Laura Baily is a quarter SEAShe doesn't have more than 5% SEA and you know it
>>726229070>What makes you think that Invisigal, the most sexually liberal character in the entire game, is NOT more sexually availablesee >>726228913not him btw and for all i care Blonde Blazer is a virgin too
>>726228981Beef should've been Boota
>>726228626>dispatch art director jeet with good taste in women ?that's rare
>>726229146Holy melty. Not good folks, not healthy.
>>726229146you can really tell the threads become worse when hes in it
>>726228626They should have taken some creative liberties and given her fatter tits.
>>726229201source?
>>726229145all of them are BPD whores
Who'd give the best head? Visi or Mandy?
>>726229201More like "the circumstances here are truly fucking horrible for romance, I just admitted to trying to kill him, after almost killing his mentor, and got suspended from my job"
>>726227552>>726227602Thanks. Based affection enjoyers.
>>726229337Have you seen the women jeets go after? Jeets have excellent taste in women.
>>726228913Sometimes when you love something you have to let it go and hopefully it will come back
>>726229448https://x.com/HerrinAlexander/status/1987232655390171322/photo/1
>>726229452visi and its not even close shes trained to hold her breath
>>726229146You forgot the part where he claims he's married with multiple children, I wonder how they feel about him spending 20 hours a day for the past 3 weeks arguing how him choosing his white skin blue eyed blonde aryan ubermensch twinkie dommy mommy is the correct option in the game
>>726229452visimandy is for mommy RP
>>726229452Mandy would be gentle with kisses, while Visi would be deep throating you and slobbering while going in and out of invisibility
>>726229070i just dont wanna settle for a cheating whore, its not that deep anon
>>726229459Yeah, but maybe a little makeup sex could help smooth things over.
>>726229452Unironically MandyCourtney is secretly a virginal dork despite her vulgar bluster
>CHECK STEAMDBCHECK STEAMDB>CHECK STEAMDBCHECK STEAMDBit's time
>>726229451BPD has become a meaningless buzzword hasnt it>>726229452Visi would make it really slow and romantic + she's trained to hold her breathMandy would give you the sloppy toppy 3000 and suck your soul due 5 years of no sex
>>726229452Mandy hasn't sucked a cock since she was 21 and is extremely eager to please Robert however he wants.Visi sucked Toxic's cock 6 months ago and is very lazy about pleasing Robert in any waythroughout the story. She wants him to eat her.
>>726229668That's a great point, I think you're right.
>>726229174At least Flambae gave Robert those pats on his head.
>>726227045The scene where she flies off into the field>taking personal action alongside her subordinates and proving why she's the strongest>fully trusting Robert to handle things in her absence because she knows him>getting the entire office to immediately listen to him because they respect her so much>Robert is scared to lose her but she assures him while simultaneously projecting confidence to her staffThat's a superhero.
>>726228981I mean, she could be part latina and part philipina
>>726229668Courtney literally trains to hold her breath for long periods of time anon.
>>726218780nortubel crossover when
>>726229703>Post yfw the epilogue chapters are real
>>726229570Laying your head on Mandy's lap while she strokes your dick with one hand, and caresses her hand through your hair with the other and she tells you how much she loves you.
>>726229781Maybe she should do that full time instead of being a shitty inefficient team wrecking boss?Or getting drunk on interviews
>>726229717i think you really have some closeted feelings for toxic the way you keep bringing up some headcanon about visi fucking him out of nowhere, schizo-kun
>>726223231Hitchhiker's thumb comes in handy when playing pool
>>726229860If they dropped an epilogue chapter on us I'd have to unironically stand up and clap
What happens if you don't tell BB about the nipslip?
>>726229703What?
>>726229962She gets fired for indecent exposure.
>>726229962Then BB goes out and shows everyone her nipples because she's a fucking whore!
>>726229962She calls you out on it.
>>726229962She looks down and goes "...my nipple is out" and gives Robert a disapproving look for not telling her.
>>726230030Thank you Laura Bailey-sama!
>>726227434retard
>>726229962She notices herself a few seconds later and is slightly annoyed you didn't say anything. Choices matter.
>>726230030That's why Visi has preferential treatment
>>726230030Thank you Laura
>>726227434Based and true. MJ is the worst love interest of all time
>>726229869Fund it
>>726230030she was great, but honestly it was Aaron Paul who carried this game
You're holding out for the best romance, right? It will be worth the wait.
>>726228626leanbeefpatty is also the main inspiration for another red headed muscle mommy - Veronica from pale carnationsbut that's a porn game so not many know about it
>>726228981based, flips are latinx but worse
>>726230210All funds are already allocated to babies with Courtney!
>>726230030Lmao, month ago you'd see the entire site shitting on her. 0 principles.
>>726230115I keep seeing this thumbnail and thinking shes got that white supremacist symbol behind her
>>726230173Retard you do know that Laura Bailey was originally supposed to be Blonde Blazer and recorded all of Blazer's lines already until they couldn't find people to voice Invisigal so they switched her into Invisigal.
WHY IS THERE 3 FUCKING THREADS ON THIS SLOP????
>>726230338I saw someone with an Invisigal pfp with a black sun behind her head on xitter
>>726230321Stay in your lane already
>>726230338appropriate as she's made for Roberto's BWC
Why didn't she put as much effort into her costume as Flambae or Prism did?
>>726227434>>726230189MJ is only bad because her relationship with Peter was the best in comics that writers constantly subvert it for drama. Now it has been subverted to the point where it's become the standard.
>>726230328This has always been a Laura board.
>>726230414das war ich
>>726230385Invisigal threadInvisigal boardInvisigal website https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92cwKCU8Z5c&list=RD92cwKCU8Z5c&start_radio=1
>>726228405yeah you're right she'd fart on him instead
>>726230338Kek https://files.catbox.moe/o78kef.mp4>>726230374Actually BB VA wa voicing Invisigal and Laura Bailey was voicing BB. They just switched up i believe
>>726230427>LaneSorry buddy boy, this whole world is Courtney!
>>726227467Prism isn't there yet, but that was also buggy on release. They put out a hotfix that should have solved it.
>>726230385local schizo containment thread
>>726230506Based
>>726229869lk mandy is kind of the girl who would be into the aara araa mommy stuff
>>726229875>team wrecking boss>team comes out stronger than ever
>>726229452mandy, complete with head kissing and ball sucking, visi is too rough
>>726230030The fact that she was also generous enough to give her voice to Invisigal, instead of making Blonde Blazer overwhelmingly OP, is also pretty cute of herShe really did a lot of heavy lifting for that character
>>726230627>I watched courtney die
>>726230464I never liked MJ ever since i watched the Tobey Maguire movies since i dont read comicsAlways thought she was ugly and a complete cunt
>>726229875Post hand. NOW.
>>726230683>stronger than ever>fighting off an attack by the person who Mandy forced you to cut and then neglected to send back to jail, and then allowed to join shroudShe's fixing her own fuck up. That's admirable I guess, but she shouldn't have let it happen
>>726229452visi because she's done it way more
>>726230817>She's fixing her own fuck up. That's admirable I guess, but she shouldn't have let it happenBut enough about Invisigals entire story
>>726230809no
>>726229875She manages the entire city branch and they seem to be doing pretty well.
>>726230871source?
>>726230809
>>726230743I didn't realize that Aaron Paul voiced Robert until the credits rolled.
>POV:You're Waterboy
>>726230871She's done it a lot, but that doesn't mean she's good at it or is eager to please. If she can't even give you the taco order you requested, what makes you think she's actually going to serve you properly with that gawk gawk 9000?Girls who are eager to please make that known with their actions
>so butthurt it's starting to post cuckold headcanon Put on a trip
>>726230995Really? I could tell immediately, he did a really good job though.
>>726231035Toxic called her babe.
>>726231008QRD on the Prism/Waterboy ship?
I can't believe BB would cheat on Robert with chase...it's over for us BB sissies...
>>726231130It's hot and I heard Prism's VA likes it as well, but I don't know if that's true.
>>726231008Who is the Chel lookalike on the left? Prism?>>726231130VA ships them
>>726231008Waterboy gets the bitches wet.
>>726231035>>726231150Visifags...our false flagger narrative...
>>726231121Cause he's a faggot dude
>>726231130Skinny awkward white nerd / ratchet ghetto booty black kween is a hilarious pairingThat's it
>>726231130>party scene>Prism VA ships them too>party scene>Prism copying Waterboy makes him one of the best options for combat auto-fail missions>party scene>real life stereotypes
>>726231320Yeah man, you're the only one that posts cuckshit here due your butthurt. You're literally killing the threads by yourself, which is probably your goal
>>726230235>gays think Visi is canonchecks out
>>726230793That's fine but you never knew MJ. Peter and MJ is pretty similar to Visi and Rob
>>726231320Go back to your cuckshed you bitchboy sex haver
>>726231384There's only one person who calls her babe in the entire gameSo it's not a stretch. She also knows Thumbstick, seemingly intimately enough to know a lot about him, and enough to be willing to risk Roberts life if she feels like it, and seemingly enough to be willing to touch his dick without going "eeep eep eeeeep" like the virginal dweeb her fans pretend she is.
>>726223480Second this, make dispatch heavy side project, Have it at a separate branch, or the Z team is is on retreat or something, maybe make Galen the dispatcher. Drill down on the management aspect, include budget and public relations mechanics. It would be the only way we'd see a new game in the next few years, fmv is expensive and time consuming and 80% of the current VA's are booked for the foreseeable future.
>>726229781The best part is the blink-or-miss-it moment where Shroud tries to take aim at the now depowered Mandy. The entire Z-Team immediately jumps in to shield her, while telling Shroud to fuck off. They really seem to like their boss.
>>726230414>>726230506Post it
>>726231428Also this scene, Waterboy CAN handle all that ass.
>>726231428>>726231673Kino
>>726231537It is a pretty big stretch. Metrosexual folks use the word babe all the time just to seem fruity. Listen to the way he talks, he even has a gay accent. As far as the Thumbstick deal, she knew Robert wouldn't die. She was just fucking with him cause he pissed her off. If he got into an actual threatening situation with him she would have knocked Thumbstick out while being invisible.
>>726231629Prism calls her "Miss Blazer" for a reason. If there is anyone on Z-Team who would openly disrespect Blazer, it's Prism, the sassy, no nonsense, foul mouthed Black kween.
>>726231673He has what it takes
>>726231803Blazer signs their paychecks, they have to be nice to her.
>>726229781I was going to choose that at first because yes, it's literally a perfect showcase for her, she takes off her earrings and fucking flies out of there, ready to face literally whatever awaits her. A real leader commands and acts while trusting their people to the fullest, and that trust she places in her people is given back to her 10 fold
>>726231986If she was better it wouldn't even get to that point
>>726232072>NOOOO SHE'S STILL NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!!!>Visi did nothing wrong teehee
>>726226548He's probably THE most female gaze character in the game. Girls love a wet dog they can take care of.
>>726231803Blazer literally threatened to murder half a building full of supervillains even at the cost of her own life to save Robert, she's the definition of ride or die so it's not surprising the Z-Team look up to her even if they're willing to make fun of Phenomeman
>>726228626How is the real woman buffer and hotter than the fictional one??
>>726226548He's tall, thin, has big yaoi hands and has a handsome face hidden under the dorky glasses and awkward hunch, he appeals to girls the same way the "gloomy glasses girl with big tits" archetype appeals to men
>>726232438>half32%
>>726232562She threatened half, even Shroud's personally biased estimates admitted she'd slaughter a third of them before dying and that's without considering reinforcements. Shroud also doesn't admit whether he's in that 1/3 that would die or not which is why he instantly bitches out, even "good" odds of success aren't enough for him, he demands a sure thing
>>726231395Waterboy is Literally Me and I want a Prism gf so it's canon 100% real trust me bro.
>>726223480This is The Police is still a fine game if you haven't played it yet.
>>726231130whiteboy's got moves, see >>726231428
>>726233072I look like this, but I don't do this.
