LESSS THAN TWO HOURS LEFT GET IN HERE
You were WRONG, faggots.Now it's time to SHUT UP
2 weeks*
>>726230719I have a feeling it will be in 40 minutes
>>726230719Sex.
nothing happened, you fell for it again awardWhere is it?
Last thread you said there was one hour left. It's been an hour and twenty minutes.
It's not happening. Not today, not tomorrow, not ever.
>>726230719Whats waiting 1 more day when you have been waiting for more than 10 years?
>>7262310523pm est because it's half life 3. 1pm est was for half life 1, and 2pm est was for half life 2( day light savings made it 1pm est).>t. 230iq genius from shadow government
TWOMORE DECADES
>>726231107Its gonna happen tomorrow
>>726231056No, within six months.
>>726231131holy shit is this real????? catbros.... wtf?????
COPE
>>726231158sharpie in pooper when you're inevitably wrong again.
>>726230719TYLER MCNIGGER TONGUE MY ANUS
>>726231131Was the cat alright? :(
Valve employee here. We're all laughing at you right now.
>>726231174You said that yesterday. And the day before, now that I think about it.
FULLY MODELED CERVIX
I;M SO FUCKING HJYPED
OP here, the cosplayer has a husband my bad.
>>726230719Honest question why the fuck do people want open world Half-Life? What makes Half-Life what it is is how linear it isThat's like asking for a Doom game that's a coop strategy title like Gears of War, nobody would buy that because that isn't Doom
Either tomorrow or next yearEither way the HOPE will continue
Is it true Half-Life 3 has a character called "Chuck" who wants to "suck and fuck?"
>>726231131>not ever.HL3 CONFIRMED!
>>726231302MGSV's true Chapter 3 is coming any day now!
Tyler is threatening to shoot himself live on air unless it gets released NOW
>>726231664He should do it regardless.
>>726231664buttplug
IT'S REAL
IT'S UPhttps://youtu.be/M9J6DKJXoKk
>>726231131wtf
>>726231772>Officially valve doesn't like Tyler, but unofficially they seem to really like him lmaoofficially they don't like tyler, and unofficially they hate his fucking guts
I'm gonna take a nap can you guys reply to this if we get anything so it pings me and wakes me up thx
>>726231772On an unrelated note I fucking hate how modern TF2 humor is just bringing in the geriatric voice actors to voice act the shit comics Valve has been pushing outThank goodness some classic GMod channels exist
where do i claim my falling for it again award?
15 MORE MINUTES
real valve developer here, it was always the 19th. pic related, perforce yesterday
Why is /v/ talking about a gay ass streamer?
>>726231772>but unofficially they seem to really like him lmaoAfter the fucking Alyx beta leak if you put a Valve employee and Tyler in the same room they'd have to scrape what's left of Tyler off the walls.
>>726232048because /v/ is a gay ass board
do they still have Tyler duty?
>>726232001Just enough jargon to make retards fall for it.
>>726232001Holy fuck.
>>726232001>Clinton FreemanDid he also get head from Donny?
>>726230719It’s sad when Indians create these pictures of their fantasies
>>726232001>non encrypted intranet traffic after hl2 hacksyeeaah right
>>726232001The sad part is there are actual retards who fall for this bullshit
>>726231302Actually, I said it last year too.
>people actually think hl3 is coming out when steam cube is too weak to run AAA games
>>726232001bros my uncle says this is real
>>726232001>not secureayo I think I know why your shit leaked bro
>>726232001Wtf looks real
>>726232001You could have at least put in the names of actual Valve developers, or better yet just blacked out the fake names
>>726231924Anon thats not humor, thats just voicing the comic lines with the characters actual fucking voices.That being said - The voice direction on those is dogshit, probably because the 'tuber responsible for them thinks just having the voice is enough. Ellen should have been way more dramatic at "Wasted time" and hiring Gianni as Engie is fucking retarded, not to mention he somehow forgot how to do proper engie since that one meme ages ago
>>726232001You could've at least tried with the icons, anon.
>>726232445This one has the names of actual Valve developers too
>>726231131This webm and the one where an old man tanks an exploding dog are my favorite sloppas of this year.
>>726232416That's what they call humor in that sphere, the classic era of TF2 is overGianni sucks fucking ass at everything, plus I hate how he coopted Duke Nukem's voice just to shit on his old marketing mocking fags (because Duke used to be based)
>>726232705>Its humor because... uh because i said so!Just say outright that these dubs are dogshit instead of making up a different reason to be mad about, you fucking schizo.
>>726232001>no deadlockfaek
>>726232969I mean yeah the dubs are horseshit obviouslyBut I mean that the old era of classic GMod videos or shit like that is over, sure there are a few videos here and there but ultimately nowadays it's the cast doing a shit dub of Heavy Is Dead that gets all the views
>>726232378Every one of those names is a real Valve employee, though there's zero chance this would be available on anything unsecured. Fake but more convincing than 99% of the other fake HL3 leaks over the years at least.
>>726232378>>726232629Tejeev Kohli, Iestyn Bleasdale-Shepherd, and Tom Bui are all real Valve devs though, just not famous ones. Look them up on MobyGames.
>>726233549Iestyn Bleasdale-Shepherd works at Meta now.
>>726231479ISN'T THAT THE WAY?EVERYBODY WANTS THEIR HALF LIFE TO PLAYMAYBE TOMORROWTHE GABE LORD WILL TAKE YOU AWAY
>>726233640based fact checker
>>726230719It will be released on November 22. Screencap this.Half-Life 2 - released on Nov. 16Half-Life 1 - released on Nov. 19 (+3)Half-Life 3 - will release on Nov. 22 (+3)Moreover, Nov. 22 is 11/22. 11+22=33
>>726230719>>726231219>>726231331>>726234975
>>726230719HAHAHAHAHA You guys fell for it.AGAIN.
>>726235695Do I get an award or something?
>>726231131
>>726232001>>726232445That's 36374030 commits happening in-between the two. 8106.5 commits per day. Across all products. Which is in the believable range I think. Maybe a bit on the low side considering that their Perforce depot includes documentation, webpages, and some integration auto-commits, etc.It would be a bit surprising that they still use this apparently minimalist "p4monitor" script 12 years later though. What is it for? Maybe they don't get full access to the Perforce web UI to everyone.
>>726237751Anon, the spacing and fonts are completely off between the two, there's no icons in the fake image, there's no Deadlock in the fake image either which makes no sense, Dota 2 and CS2 are referred to as Dota and csgo (yes, even the Source 2 build) internally, the top URL in the fake image doesn't match the format of the real image, and the commit descriptions in the fake image are not only nonsense given the context but also way too closely based on the real image. Also, Iestyn Bleasdale-Shepherd doesn't even work at Valve anymore.
>>726236873Who was in the wrong here?
>>726238771>Anon, the spacing and fonts are completely off between the two, there's no icons in the fake imageIt's been 12 years, wouldn't be surprising that the script changed a little bit.>there's no Deadlock in the fake image either which makes no senseIt only covers 2 hours. And apparently a slower than average period.>Dota 2 and CS2 are referred to as Dota and csgo (yes, even the Source 2 build) internallyWe don't know how those labels in the listing are generated.>and the commit descriptions in the fake image are not only nonsense given the contextI dunno desu. How do?>Also, Iestyn Bleasdale-Shepherd doesn't even work at Valve anymore.Well that would be hard to explain.The image is probably fake because of this alone.
>>726236873that's a really talented cat, that bitch is oppressing it
>>726230719ITS HAPPENING
>>726240412>199 postsget better at photoshop
WTF IS HAPPENING ON THIS SITE?https://blackmesa.com/
>>726240412if they actually were to announce it like that it'd probably be one of the weakest announcements of a massively hyped product I've ever seen
>>726240510you want a parade or something?
>>726230719>2 hours passed>Nothing happenedTHIS IS MY FAULT I FUCKED UP I HAD HOPE AND IT FAILED ME AGAIN!!!
ITS OVER
>>726241430I'm uninstalling steam and never playing video games again. I'm done.
OH MY GOD
>>726241430this shit fake hype will backfirepussy ass faggots
Guys how do I get a blasian gf?
>>726231318>that anglefatty confirmed...good for them though t b h
>>726242289I'd still plap her to hell and back.
>>726242315>27 minute tweet impressionsWow
>>726240058>I dunno desu. How do?I'll just cover this one.For starters, one of the DLC strings is just straight up copied up from the old list, and another one of the DLC strings is mislabeled as belonging to CS2 instead of NET. The prefixes with several strings like perf, hotfix, refactor, etc. aren't in the original list and have conflicting capitalization on the new list [perf, PERF, etc.]The amount of refactoring going on with enemies doesn't make sense for HLX when it's this late in development, most of that should be locked down by now.>refactor: migrate more AI to new behavior tree systemis especially nonsense. We've already got new AI system strings years ago, and that commit description describes a massive breaking change and rework for a game that's supposed to be announced tomorrow. That's the type of string you see early in development, not in the finishing stages.>HOTFIX: improve shader performance for demoValve doesn't do demos anymore and why would they only implement a performance optimization for a demo? Plus, that type of commit message doesn't typically follow a hotfix, hotfixes are for things like fixing crashes or intense performance regressions.>exp: FEX-EMU friendly AI graph transversalis just fucking word salad.>PERF: Implemented frustum culling for active AI perception checksis also just fucking world salad, NPC AI doesn't work that way.
IT'S NOT- IT'S NOT SHUTTING DOWN
>>726232445this is from 2013 albeit.it could look a bit different in 2025.
>>726236873what a bitch
>>726230719she's not black there what's going on
>>726232308steam minecraft block is literally more powerful than the ps5 though ever beit
>>726231401Who tf is asking for slopen world Half-Life?
Why is Gordon making bread?
>>726243246I think they just don't know what they're talking about.I think they mean "open-world levels" like the second mission in Halo: CE or Highway 17 in HL2. Just very large levels with either branching paths (like in CE where you decide which order to rescue the marines) or optional side objectives (the houses in Highway 17).
>>726231131>>726236873Why are these so funny to me, am i 12yo?
https://voca.ro/1dPNiWL5X7zi
