Its coming, it's in the air, I can feel it, we all can...HOLD THE LINE
Why did people think it was going to be the 18th, the 19th makes the most sense, that's HL1's anniversary date and a full week out from the Steam hardware reveal.
OP here. Used the wrong image
>make successful game>don't make a sequel for 10+ yearsWhat is this phenomenon called?
WE SHALL HOPE ON THE BEACHES, WE SHALL HOPE ON THE LANDING GROUNDS, WE SHALL HOPE IN THE FIELDS AND IN THE STREETS, WE SHALL HOPE IN THE HILLS; WE SHALL NEVER DOOMPOST. AND EVEN IF, WHICH I DO NOT FOR A MOMENT BELIEVE, THIS GAME WERE NOT TO BE ANNOUNCED TODAY, THEN OUR HOPERS BEYOND THE COMING DAYS, COPING AND GUARDED BY SCHIZOPHRENIA, WOULD CARRY ON THE STRUGGLE, UNTIL, IN GOD'S GOOD TIME, THE STEAM MACHINE, WITH ALL ITS POWER AND MIGHT, STEPS FORTH TO THE REVEAL AND RELEASE OF EPISODE 3.
YOU ARE NOT READY FOR WHAT IS COMING
>tfw you go to bed tonight and there's still no signs of hl3https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy61r3Qkm6o
If this post ends with 726231395, Half Life 3 is not coming.
>>726231342Finding more fertile lucrative land. In this case lootbox multiplayer games that generate far more revenue then the entire half-life franchise ever could.
>>726231087Alyx was announced november 18th and some months ago a 4chan "leak" saying november 18th got popular
THE SUN WILL RISE I SWEAR IT
here was your screencap bro *dabs*
>>726230972https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoOvPtI5M4k
>>726230972
>>726230972>I'm not sorry for talking about the information I found>I am sorry for being a straight white male ALLY HERE
>>726231087im not fallign for that
>Tyler still streaming and nobody tells him to fuck off
>>726231473>7 years agoholy shit, I remember like it was yesterday
>>726231467Based GrudgeBITCH
>>726230972I Won't Back Downhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xggRxWXdTng
>>726230972We agreed it's dropping on the 20th.
>>726231410THERE'S STILL HOPE
>>726231590he told me to cap it so I did. Wonder if he an hero'd already
NothingEverHappens
Hopium status?
>>726230972>HOLD THE LINE
>>726231775HOPIUM SUPPLIES LOWLIFE SIGNS CRITICAL
>he fell for it again
JUST 2 MORE WEEKS
Keep an eye on the main store page in about 30 minutes.
>today (a lot of rumors for the 18th)>tomorrow (Valve reveals things on Wednesdays)>December 11th (TGAs)If there's nothing by December 12th I will give up hope for another few years. Those are the only options that make sense.
>>726231925no, I will not.
dont owrry guys haaha its gonna be at the TGA this year!!!!
>>726231467Damn look at that ass.
HE FELL FOR IT AGAIN>HE FELL FOR IT AGAINHE FELL FOR IT AGAIN>HE FELL FOR IT AGAINHE FELL FOR IT AGAIN>HE FELL FOR IT AGAINHE FELL FOR IT AGAIN>HE FELL FOR IT AGAIN
Guess I should play Half Life
>>726231342its called making money from other shit with less effort involved
we're just getting started
Listen fellas, as the days go by here, the haters will only grow like cancer. Don't let them get to you, it's been a long enough wait, we can stand to endure a little longer as the time is still upon us. Any day now it'll drop, we're within weeks.
>>726231995>(Valve reveals things on Wednesdays)galactic cope lmfao
The 18th is a Valve psyop so the real announcement doesn’t get leaked
How many hours left?
Just got off the phone with GabeHL3 will be announced when /v/ stops talking about trannies
>>726232275NEVER EVER
GABE NEWELL, IF YOU DONT ANNOUNCE HL3, I WILL SEND PIC REL TO YOUTHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION FOR THIS MATTER
https://files.catbox.moe/j75i6w.jpga trailer thumbnail just got leaked, can't post it here
>>726232569DO NOT CLICK
what if we just pretend it came out anyways. itd probably trick some of the ai blogs into publishing articles that it came out.wow bros i cant believe how cool the combined xen/earth zones are in half life x
>>726231995>I will give up hope for another few years.You should've given up hope 10 fucking years ago.
>fell for it againlmfao when will you ever learn?
HOLD THE FUCKING LINE
GUYS
>>726231467Alright I lost, what do you want me to do fag
So, you are telling me Valve could've announced 3 hardware items with 1 of them being a new "console" along with 1 must play semi-exclusive launch title - the biggest game of the decade no less - making it the biggest gaming announcement of the last 15 years.Yet apparently they decided to announce HL3 a week later instead.Yeah anon that definitely makes sense.
>>726232727WHAT
>>726232729sharpie in pooper.
>>726232639that new gravitas gun that let you rewind time with portals is pretty cool, i can't wait how they use it in the next episode
>>726232371Hunter will never be a gatherer.
>>726230972Now that I've played a Quest 3 and its "mixed reality" features, and I expect the Frame will have similar features, I have a free idea for Valve for Half-Life 3, or really any horror game developers as a bonus mode. Make it where you can play the game with mixed reality mode on the headset, and you can set the "screen" where you'll be playing game where your TV screen is so that it covers the screen, and then you play the game as you normally would on flat screen, but periodically mixed reality shit happens, like a headcrab jumping out of your TV, or a Vort walking out through a portal or something and sitting on your couch. Or could you imagine playing Dead Space like that, and you start having Marker hallucinations "in real life" while you're playing the game? There's a lot of potential for that tech if they'd actually do something with it.
>>726232639What retard would scrape 4chan for AI blog articles
>>726232761Come on I'm not gay and also catholic no way I'm doing this
>>726232756POST YOUR GAMING FUEL
>>726232752they already said they're not working on software for their new hardware, people cope by saying it was just for their VR, but I think they meant in general.
>>726232752>yes valve is definitely going to launch three new products, two of which being actual gaming hardware without a new game to announcethis is what you sound like
>>726232818>expect the Frame will have similar featuresit wont. The outside facing cameras are in black and white.
>>726232818As far as "mixed reality" goes, Frame will provide inferior experience as its cameras can only do monochrome passthrough.
>>726232887Then what is HLX then? Inb4 you say "ITS OLD ITS FROM OVER A DECADE AGO DONT BELIEVE YOUR LYING EYES!"
REMINDERhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1763070414661686.mp4
>>726232639I didnt really fw the episodic release at the start, but now it has grown upon me, since that way they can ensure that each part and episode of the game is as polished as it can be
>>726231328lmao
HOLY FUCK ITS REALhttps://youtu.be/DmsTiMdkzsU?si=TRzE8MIZA1dpIEq4
>>726232884PALLMALL BLUE
>>726232887they're working on software thoughwe even have an unreleased game by them being playtested
>>726232887>they already said they're not working on software for their new hardwareNo they didn't, they said they're not working on any demos or vr games.
I'm cudding my sister waiting for the announcement, what are the rest of you doing?
>>726232887they very specifically said they are not working on any first-party VR games. HL3 is not going to be a VR game and we've known this for years. They will never make a VR HL game that isn't a spin-off like Alyx.
>>726232860Exactly.
>>726233090How old is she?
>>726232951I mean valve is a weird company that is working on all kinds of little projects, sometimes they get released sometimes they dont, remember they cancelled a whole supposed L4D game, so I don't doubt they're working on SOME software, it's just nothing for their new hardware, so it doesn't make sense that they'd want to announce anything related to it, if they have a game to show off, it'll come eventually or not at all, but these rumours are just hyping people up for something nebulous as fuck, they were based off of timing of the hardware announcement, and there's no reason for them to be.
>>726233090I too am cuddling your sister
>>726233090>I'm cudding my sister
>>726233090your crossdressing boyfriend isn't actually your sister anon
>>726232679I did, but it comes back intermittently.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/70/HalfLife/https://store.steampowered.com/app/70/HalfLife/https://store.steampowered.com/app/70/HalfLife/
>>726233090Waiting in your sister's bedroom
>>726231342Turns out when you have infinite money and you don't have investors breathing down your neck, you don't have to release anything.
*Crickets*
Fell for it again award
>>726232912No, that's not at all what I am saying, they are definitely going to include some small tech demo/game just like they did for steam deck.What I am saying is they don't have anything to show regarding HLX yet, else they'd include it in announcement. Splitting them like that would be beyond retarded from marketing point of view.Best case we are going to see anything HL related next year if ever.
>>726233220last weekthere was heavy security at the hardware event so that press couldn't enter the main valve offices
sadly nothing ever happensi already accepted that this game will never come outpeople are saying that valve is developing something for sure, and i can believe that, but i don't believe it's actually HL3
>>726233278SO THIS IS THE POWER OF THE STEAM MACHINE???
>>726233278Why isnt half-life's appid 1? is valve stupid?
Humiliation Ritual Thread
>>726233387I too watched death note.
Hmmmhttps://steamdb.info/app/1063600/info/
>>726233360mrmmr car
I believe you ordered this?
>>726232864Pathetic coward.
>>726233387Skibidi toilet, Doctor Freeman?
What even was the impetus behind the belief that it would be announced THIS time? What spurred you retards? Because I've seen NOTHING.
>>726233090cuddling my imaginary sister in my headspace
>>726232914>>726232921That's fucking unacceptable. The Rift S could do that like 7 or 8 years ago.
Here. You're gonna need it.
>>726233476>Last Record Update 18 November 2025 – 17:52:19 UTC (1 hour ago)
>>726233849It was the start of a gap inbetween Steam sales and it was the day Alyx was announced.
>>726233090cuddling your mom
>>726233090>guaranteed replies
>>726233964Get out of the thread dad.
>>726233892>>726233476>First seen on SteamDB 6~ years ago>HL3 alleged dev time: 6 years
>>726233476I wish i tipped gabe 100 bucks to register my fake game and troll people with modifying packages
>>726233090you should fuck your sister
ITS TIME
>>726233925That's the shakiest, most schizophrenic reasoning I've seen to date. Wow.
>>726233090based
>>726233090Same, only my cat, and also watching a movie and taking many screenshots of one of the characters with the intent of eventually training a lora so that I may produce pornography of said character, and sexually stimulate myself while viewing it.
>>726233090>what are the rest of you doinggame awards voting
>>726233892>>726234018its all coming together
IT COULD ALSO BE AT THE TOP OF THE NEXT HOUR DONT FRET
>>726233090Is your last name Graves by any chance?
If HLX brings back the Alien Controllers I hope they're as cool as they are in Black Mesa
HLX(tra cope)
What the fuck are you lunatics even waiting for. There isn't any Valve stream planned. There's nothing indicating anything anywhere. There has never been. Is this collective psychosis? Are you all mental?
Gabe delayed it
>>726234438>What the fuck are you lunatics even waiting for. There isn't any Valve stream planned. There's nothing indicating anything anywhere. There has never been. Is this collective psychosis? Are you all mental?you do not remember alyx do you
https://x.com/NateTheHate2/status/1990853805462757825HAPPENING
>>726234438Hope is the most powerful hallucinogen.
>>726234438>There's nothing indicating anything anywherenobody tell him
>HL Episode 3 has become HL3 has become HLXPrime signifier that this shit is a meme.
>>726234487OH MY HECKIN GRYFFINDOR
>>726234514No, that would be DMT actually.
https://youtu.be/xIOE_yja7hU?si=oC17okVSgvc0_U_c
>>726230972LolLmaoYou people never learn, though I enjoy the hopium posting
Who tf started a rumor that it will be announced soon?The gap between Index and Alyx announcements was 6 months
>>726234596HLX is just the dev codename. X is Roman for 3.
>>726230972NUCLEAR HAPPENING:https://x.com/NateTheHate2/status/1990853805462757825Nate has heard about HL3 himself, getting more info to make a statement about it soon.Nate is easily the most accurate leaker out there (Got everything right about Nintendo, including being the only dude who got the Switch 2 reveal date and format correctly)He also gets a bunch of Microsoft related stuff correctlyHOPEUPDATE:"Announcement timing is one of the things I'm trying to get a consensus on. Have heard very mixed things on timing."IT'S REAL
MacNigger WON
>>726234740No it isn't, X is 10 stupid.
>>726234740>X is roman for 3mathbros..
so the 19th or 21st it is, then
>>726233376appid 1 was some GoldSrc shared content thing they deleted 12 years ago, 2 was the same but localization stuff, 3 GoldSrc windows platform stuff, 4 was GoldSrc Linux Stuff, and appid 5 is just the GoldSrc Engine SDK. most of the first 100 or so appids are either stuff like that or internal valve apps that you can check out via https://steamdb.info/app/changethistoanumberlol/
so....where is it?
GUYS! NEW INSIDER LEAK! HALF LIFE 3 WILL TAKE PLACE IN COMBINE CONTROLLED RIO DE JANEIRO, YOU WILL HALF TO FIND BLACK MESA'S SOUTHERN HEMISHPERE SECRET BASE "BLACK COCK" AND BEAT THE COMBINES LAST VESTIGE OF POWER AND CONTROL ON EARTH!!!!
>>726234797PLEASEEEEEEEEE!!!!
>>726234740>X is Roman for 3.
>>726234797
>>726234943>brazil
>>726234994Me after busting a nut.
Its not happening
>>726235035She'll fit right in, LMAOOOOO
>>726234971everyone knows x is the roman numeral for 4, thats why its got 4 things. which means...HL4 CONFIRMED
>>726234994me after the hard part of my shit comes out and I feel the liquid shit start pouring out
Nate is simply wrong
>>726235061
>>726234797MORE HOPIUM
TIME, DR FREEMAN? IS IT REALLY THAT TIME AGAIN? THE RIGHT MAN IN THE WRONG PLACE CAN MAKE ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD. SO, WAKE UP MR FREEMAN. WAKE UP AND SMELL THE ASHES.
>>726231342>non-traditionally structure company where anyone and managers do what the fuck they wat>No beholden to shareholders>csgo gambling makes more cash>hl being relegated to a side project rather than a main storykinda wish more vydia companies were like this while also just being more consumer friendly
>>726234740>X is Roman for 3.No, it's just the extra chromosome that you have.
anon Bolieve it again....
>>726235194to be like this you have to have an income stream without investors (steam)
>>726235154Me after getting catfished in that solo "girl" video.(It turned out to be a granny with a Popeye face)
>>726235153>Nate is simpl-
>>726235121holy...
It is your systematic attachment to things that do not exist that causes you to suffer. Release your tenuous grip on things that will NEVER HAPPEN and you shall attain enlightenment.
It's NOT fucking real! Metroid Prime 4 releases in two weeks and now you're telling me Half-Life 3 is about to be announced? The universe is not so kind!
SAY IT WITH ME /V/!NOTHING
>>726231342it's the opposite of this phenomenon>make successful game>make worse and worse sequels for 10+ years every year
>>726235337EVER
>>726235337*SOMETHING
>>726234797I WAS HERE
>>726235337IS GOING TO STOP ME FROM HOPING
remember when Valve used to do ARGs for this kind of thing?
>>726235416Last time was portal 2 right? The red herring after that has lead to nothing.
Hope is the greatest of all evils because it prolongs the sufferings of man.
>>726230972when will you learn? stop hooooping.it's over
>>726235381HABBENS :--D
>>726235416Hopeposting is the ARG
>>726232153There's a better reason for that date anon
It's over. Brb
it got privated https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpMBzC0JUVc
>>726234797Finally, a new player. Now people can shut the fuck up about mcnigger. I believe 'em then.
nothing ever happens
in 40 minutes
>>726234797Don't do it, don't give me hopeNothing they could announce would live up to the hype
>>726235691
>All that anti-hopeWhat can men do against such reckless hate?
>>726234797MORE HOPE
Nothing.
Bros...
>>726234797At what point does pure delusion become an actual mental illness. In this case retards who frantically try and believe this game will be a thing after 18 years.
I just wanted to say, Good luck we're all counting on you
>>726234797This is what other insiders have been like, btw, in that they haven't named any actual dates, just that it's happening soon.
>>726234797TONIGHTS THE NIGHT
37 Minutes left37 Minutes37 Minutes left37 Minutes37 Minutes left37 Minutes37 Minutes left
Board check?
EVERYONE, REPORT IN!
>>726235975Surely you can’t be serious
Hopefags need to learn their place
Is it over guys? My opium has turned to it's overium.
>>726230972HL3 rumor is just a scheme to increase the gay award views
See you next year frens
>>726236070>>726236074/vg/ standing by
At this point I would prefer if valve just announced something entirely different like artifact 2 and only announced hl3 when absolutely nobody is expecting it or reporting it.
>>726236057IT COULD ALSO BE TOMORROW
Whatever happens, I just want you to know that I loved HOPING with you all in these threads, bros
>>726235691Lies.
>>726236107I am serious, and don't call me shirley
>>726236074TOOL FANS REPORTING IN
>>726235691>Channel name is ValvéNope.
>>726236186Ooooh...! BOOBA !!!!!
I waited my whole life for thisIt can't come soon enough
Gaben, le half-life? delay et
You all lead pathetic, meaningless lives.
>>726236186I will never motorboat those saggy fat titties and that makes me deeply depressed.
>>726236227is that a thief head on the hl1 hevsuit body or the hl1 hev suit texture on a thief body
>>726236070>>726236074/mu/ reporting for duty
>>726236350Yet here you are. Right with us.
>>726236330Waiting for HL3 is one of the few things keeping me alive.>>726236350Yeah, so what?
>>726234438explain the giant window of no steam events and them moving the autumn sale up two months
>He is not manWhat did the Nihilanth mean by this?
>>726236070>>726236074/a/ still in. About to go to sleep since nothing happened. Wake me up when HL3 gets announced
>>726235971You didn't believe HLA was happening either, did you? It did, and so will this.
>>726230972i can't believe Tyler McVicker lied to us
>>726236350>He says, while being a poster on /v/
>>726236070>>726236074/int/ STANDING BY
At least we know it's happening 100%, question is when.
>>726236447Means respect his pronouns, you disgusting chud
THEY LITERALLY TEASED A SEQUEL IN HLA! IT HAS TO FUCKING HAPPEN!
I'm going into Valve Headquarters right now to get the truth
>>726236536About 20 years from now
HOLY FUCK CHECK VALVES YOUTUBE SHAIUSDHAISBP39IG12QB
>>726230972Why do you guys keep waiting for this game, Do you think it can stand tall to the hype it has surrounded for 20 years? Like grow up, It might have good physics good graphics and that's about it, it won't give you a blowjob playing
>>726236447G-man is an eldritch being obviously
>>726236070>>726236074/o/ standing by
>>726236471HLA was created to help sell Index units.
OMG THEY DID ITTHEY ACTUALLY DID IT
>>726236556this is a joke obviously, but why has no one done this yet?
>>726236556>gets sentry'd by Gaben's custom built 50 cal TF2 sentries at the main hallway to the elevator
>>726236330You fell for it>>726236402You also fell for it>>726236471Once again, you have fallen for it
A COMBINE HELICOPTER JUST FLEW BY MY OFFICE
>>726234797nope, im still not falling for it.
TRAILER ON THEIR CHANNEL NIGGERS
>INB4 Gaben walks up on stage>He makes an important announcement to crowd>You've waited all these years and now you will finally see it again>I present to you>https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ>starts dancing
>>726236070>>726236074/trash/ is ready.
holy shit gaben just flew over my house
HOLY SHIT TURN ON THE NEWS WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING
>>726234797Who?
SHEPARD IS BACK, IT'S SHEPHARD!
>>726236536I'm 100% sure that Valve is doing fake leaks now on purpose to mislead everyone, they know dataminers will plow through everything anyways so why not throw a wrench in their gears
>>726236767HIS COCK IS BIGGER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE
ITS HERE
>>726236767Gaben just splooged all over the fucking stage!
GABE'S ANNOUNCING THE PUBLIC EXECUTION OF TYLER MCVICKER STARTING TOMORROW
>>726234797FINALLY
>>726236767I THOUGHT BETTER OF GABEN WHAT THE FUCK
GABEN JUST ROLLED ONTO THE STAGE
>>726231789fosin
>>726236713why are you like this
>muh fluid physics>muh wiring puzzles>bog-standard FPS gameplayLol. Almost 20 years waiting for this. They already did half of this on Portal 2. What a letdown. What a shit trailer. This was definitely NOT worth the weight. FUCK GABE.
>>726236556I wish someone would shoot up Valves headquarters because they think it's funny to bait people for the rest of time with a fake game that they won't outright admit just doesn't exist and isn't being developed.
>>726236841HE'S PERSONALLY GONNA SWING THE AXE TO THAT NECKBEARD'S NECK!
WHERE IS THE LIVESTREAM
REFRESH STEAM NOW NOW NOW IT'S HAPPENING
>>726236854He waddles, actually.
>snowdog hat confirmed>shitfoil hat confirmed>new and groundbreaking ass-portal confirmedWHERE THE FUCK IS HALF LIFE 3
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, BEJITA-SAMA JUST STOPPED THE COMBINE INVASION!
>>726236074/sp/ on the ready
>>726236926Right here big boy *unzips dick*
RICOCHET 2 ANNOUNCED
>>726236875apparently the trailer is already available in some countries, they either fucked up location settings or this was intentional, redditors are going apeshit rn
GENTLEMENIT'S A LAMBDA DEVICETIME IS RUNNING OUT
>>726231409>play Triage at Dawn if HL3 gets announced>play Triage at Dawn if HL3 doesn't get announcedTruly, it is the perfect song
Im playing stalker, bye hope niggas
HOLY FUAAAAAAAARK
we're gonna make it anon
It cant happen today. The where winds meet banner is paid for till 20.11 you dumb dogs.
...They're always departing but they never arrive... and the ones that do arrive... they never leave... you never see them go they're always full... no one ever gets on but they're always... they're always departing but they never arrive... ...They're always departing but they never arrive... and the ones that do arrive... they never leave... you never see them go they're always full... no one ever gets on but they're always... they're always departing but they never arrive...
>>726236913Nah it would be funnier if valve just straight up cancels it live on stream.
BAD RATZ 2 ANNOUNCED
HOLY SHIT JUST ANNOUNCED
>>726236070>>726236074/mug/ here
>>726236556>a man covered in needles oozing unknown orange substance was apprehended by the local police force after repeatedly trying to break into Valve HQ
>>726237104YOU FUCKED UP MY FRANCHISE
HOLY CRAP! GABE NEWELL IS Q! HALF-LIFE 3 IN TWO WEEKS ALONGSIDE THE SEALED INDICTMENTS!
>>726234797https://youtube.com/watch?v=VcjzHMhBtf0
DOTA 3 IS REAL, GABEN LEAKED THE BETA HIMSELF
>>726236767HIS YACHT HIT THE FUCKING PENTAGON???
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1141550/Project_HLXhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1141550/Project_HLXhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1141550/Project_HLX
>>726236647Because then they'll go to jail and miss out on playing Half-Life 3.
>we're gonna m-AAAAAAAAACK!
>>726237017>redditors going apeshitwhere
>>726237152KEK
>>726237104JUST
I can't believe it actually happened, I never thought I'd see the day
>>726236074/jp/ hereI want to fuck Yukari from Touhou
>>726237121cute boy
>>726237152WTF IT'S FUCKING REAL!!! CLICK THIS LINK!!!
>>726237043Shut the fuck up avatarfag bitch
>>726237121/mug/ is not a board FUCK MANURE FUCK MANURE FUCK MANURE I FUCKING HATE MANURE SO MUCH
>>726237121That's a man (male).
IT'S Day of Defeat 2
>>726236074/v/ here, no problems
>>726237152topkek
>>726236070/m/ reporting in
>>726237152A GORDEN FREEMONT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!
/ss/ reporting in
>>726237121Would fuck this dudes shitter.
>mfw it isn't happening
>>726237192THE OFFICIAL HL REDDIT FUCKTARD
>>726237152
>>726237181BASEDFURRIES GET THE ROPE
HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQHOLY FUCKHOLY FUCKKKKKKKK
WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?
>>726236070>>726236074/co/ at the ready
HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK ANONS TAKE MY FUCKING HOPERNEGY RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i hope it's real.they made us wait so many years so it's only fair that im gonna pirate the shit out of this game.
/i/ here I'm going to draw Alyx porn if real
>>726237362Palico Gadgets
Tomorrow
TRUMP AND ELON SPOTTED AT VALVE HQ!!!
>>726237451you use csp?
>he really believed it was todaytopjej
>>726237362why does he do that
>>726236070>>726236074/x/ reporting in!
>>726237506No I will use /i/'s built in drawing progress
>>726237362wtf is this real
>>726233090do you brush your sister's teeth?
GABE JUST KICKED GEOFF IN THE NUTS FOR BEING SUCH A BAITING FUCK AT THE TGA!
>>726231342Long term gains
>>726237152he...he looks like me. thank you
>its realhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTFUgzMqV5A&list=RDtTFUgzMqV5A&start_radio=1
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>>726230972Sorry, PoserCommunity. Because mods are the only legitimate selling point you can ever give me for PC Hunt Down the Freeman is the best you're gonna get. Gayben has an 8GB shitbox to sell you so eat up, piggies.
>mcnigger was right Where is the /v/ written apology?
so like is something going to happen or not
HOLD
Hopefully, it will be worth the weight.
>>726237642It might happen tomorrow
>>726237617McNigger was WRONG he flipped positions last minute
>>726237617FPV drone with a high explosive apology is flying to his room right now.
>>726236070>>726236074/co/ hereIT'S GOING TO HAPPEN
>>726237617>Where is the /v/ written apology?We can write him a letter right now, one word at a time:Dear
HOLY FUARK CHECK THE STEAM MARKET
>>726237664OH SHITI'M NOT GONNA SLEEP TONIGHT
they're going to announce a game that will be in the same universe as half life and portal, but different franchise and protagonist, although still science base, it will partly take place on the boat that I forgot the name, it will have quirky memorable characters and lore, and part of the gameplay will be inspired from vampire survivors.Screenshot this, my uncle works at valve
>>726237713FAGGOT
>>726236070>>726236074/co/ herei still believe
Hey guys check out this leak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhSo6TheAGIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhSo6TheAGIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhSo6TheAGIWHAT THE FUCK
GO TO THIS THREAD>>726231169IF THIS ONE GETS ARCHIVED
>Either its to day or tommorrow either way I want an anon to cum inside of me
>>726237757YOU
>>726237362god i hate women
>>7262376078 gigs?
>>726237807LOST
>>726237770wow
>>726237807ARE
IT'S FUCKING UP
>>726237792But anon that's forbidden!
FULLY
https://youtu.be/iy61r3Qkm6oi still believe
FACE
ARTIFACT 2
>>726237792A-Anon-san...
Alyx gets breast implants
Out of context leak: the main hero is a 50 something year old Asian woman since something happens to Freeman due to being fired in alyx
>>726237912how long did it take you to photoshop this
>>726237912link?
>>726237936MODELED
>>726237564Based
AHHHHHHHHHhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/3833510/Half_Life_3https://store.steampowered.com/app/3833510/Half_Life_3https://store.steampowered.com/app/3833510/Half_Life_3https://store.steampowered.com/app/3833510/Half_Life_3
These threads aren't funny anymore, Gabe. Tomorrow, you DIE.
>>726237936CONFIRMED
Nothing's happening until The Game Awards, go home.
>>726238052DON'T DO IT, ITS MUSTARD ASS
>the anons posting in this thread were born after half life 2 came out
>>726238138You'd like that, wouldn't you, Geoff?
Nothing is going to happen retards, the actual banner is running till friday.
guys its literally 11:50 am at valves location lmao
HALF LIFE 3 WILL NEVER COME OUT
My timezone is 10 minutes in the future, nothing has happened yet..
I'm just here because I'm bored, nothing will happen
some of us are already playing :")
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/3887700/Half_life_X/https://store.steampowered.com/app/3887700/Half_life_X/https://store.steampowered.com/app/3887700/Half_life_X/https://store.steampowered.com/app/3887700/Half_life_X/
if it doesn't get announced today we should rape and kill the mcnigger faggot for lying
>>726238138FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHOW GEOFF GO SUCKLE ON KOJIMA'S COCK
>>726238328this but even if it does get announced today
>>726238321ALYX!!! NOOOOO
>>726238328oh yeah that would be just fine
I really need to go to sleep.But what if it happens while I'm asleep!?
>>726238347>intranet/p4monitorlol
Kill all doubters
>>726238112FERNS
>>726238324VIDYA BUTTS...
>>726238347What is this anon, please explain yourself
>>726236794or it's a trap to figure out which employee leaked the fake date they were given individually
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1141550/HalfLife_3/https://store.steampowered.com/app/1141550/HalfLife_3/https://store.steampowered.com/app/1141550/HalfLife_3/
>>726238492wtf is this real
>>726238138No one takes you seriously, Keighley.
>>726237664they don't make store changes that late. come back tomorrow / thursday
Dodging all these links like I'm Neo
SORRY DADDY PLEASE FUCK MY BITCH BOI JUICES OUT OF ME ALL FOR BREAKING YOUR HL2 FIGURINES
here, i bough some more, you guys seem to be running out of it.
ALERT30 MINUTES
https://store.steampowered.com/app/6661488/My_Ass_X/ITS HERE
>>726238524Fucking laughed out loud, dayum
>>726238138Last time valve announced something on someone else's stage was Portal 2 ps3.
>>726238672>Copiumbut I ordered hopium, you can keep it
>>726236074CHECKING IN
This is Gabe Newell. I'm proud to announce our new game Half-Life Laszlo, coming March 2026.
>>726238492>he's holding a slice but the pizza isn't missing one
WILL IT BE DARK AND GRITTY?
its over
>>726238210I was born the day it came out, thank you very much.
>>726238672Thanks, the deniers will need it
>>726238491It's a fake image for (You)s
>>726238805>only one pizza existsretard
>>726237920wot animey is dat
>>726238208Lea!
Ok so who are we burning at the stakes?
What is your favorite laxative?
>>726238867madoka
>>726238901McNigger of course
https://x.com/gaming_leaker/status/1990812496882491409https://x.com/gaming_leaker/status/1990812496882491409https://x.com/gaming_leaker/status/1990812496882491409https://x.com/gaming_leaker/status/1990812496882491409HOLY FUCKING SHIT BREAKING NEWS
>>726238867MEGUCA
>>726234797Don't do this to me man.I'm tired.
>after Donkey Kong inevitably wins GOTY and everyone is finished [applauding] Geoff comes back to the stage>he nervously looks around the theatre in silence>"After showing you all these amazing games and giving developers the opportunity to get recognition for their hard work...>... we still have one more thing">Audience is quiet, everyone expects this trope to play out every year>but this year has been unlike any other regarding leaks and rumours>during these moments of anticipation people often forget how it feels to get disappointed >so they simply believe >"From one of the greatest studios on this planet — from the studio that once changed the gaming industry forever">Streamers at home are chimping out and jumping on their chairs>"After all these years in development, secrecy and hope from fans all across the globe">Loud gasps are heard around the audience >Geoff takes a small pause of excitement >"The new and final installment in one of the most beloved franchises ever">Half the audience dies of a heart attack>Geoff can barely hold his tears>"Sequel to a series that once could only hope of being a trilogy">Riots ensue in every major country>"Ladies and gentlemen, I am extremely honoured>TO FINALLY SHOW YOU THIS MASTERPIECE">Geoff breaks down crying with tears of pure happiness >Lights out>It's Peggle 3
this whole thread is retarded, they aren't going to announce anything today, are you niggers really such losers that this is the only exciting thing in your life?
im ready
>>726238805He's a wizard cat, retard. He duplicated a slice with magic.
Actual human from valve here. You guys are amazing with all these links and pics, but it's honest to god not today. Go home, everyone!
>The Protomen Act 3 finally comes out>Half Life 3 finally comes outWhat a year manhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrqZaZInArQ&list=PLLUcnrDRAU5rHehdizhqzEq1ETOlxm-YA&index=10
Half-Life 3 will release on March 3rd 3003.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3602290/SEX_WITH_DR_BREEN
WHERE IS IT
IT'S TIME
>>726239110Post toes.
Which one will come first?>Half Life 3or>GTA 6
>>726239171>he fell for it
>>726239110it's tomorrow, we know
>>726233090Overefforting what was supposed to be a quick shitpost AGAIN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rc28gkXfVE
IT'S JUST UPDATED AGAINhttps://steamdb.info/app/1063600/info/
>>726239056yes
>>726239228sex
>>726239202at this rate, half life 3
>>726239110>Actual human from valve hereWhy did you need to specify "human"?Are there ayys working at valve??
>>726239110Post Valve branded sharpie in pooper to prove real
>>726239259WHAT IS HAPPENING!?
>>726239259PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>>726239202Now these are the real questions
>>726239259OOOOOO I'M UPDOOOTIIIIING OOOOOO
>>726239259bitcoin miner btw dont click
>>726230972everytime i come on /v/ i'm always 450+ posts late to the thread
>>726239259plz
>>726239056sey
>>726239259GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABE
>>726239110I wanna hear from a vortigon
another hour of nothing happening, greatim gonna take a shower and laugh at you some more when im back
Fuck this, I'm going to bed.No one announce it until I wake up.
>>726239110>human doubt it big tittied vort
Eric you nasty freak post more screenshots.
>>726239369you didn't miss anything desu
>>726239259Yeah, in-development games tend to do that. Stop hyping yourself up because it updated, this isn't healthy.
>>726239259Stop teasing me, Valve... I can't handle all these ups and downs, just let me down or give me something
>>726239457Jew
>>726239202>he doesn't know gta 6 was delayed for hl3
Well, I'll be seeing you all tomorrow I guess
Gonna hit the bed as well. Keep believing y'all, it WILL happen.
>>726239259Someone at volvo is having a giggle
The appid is a robot vagina for the Steam machine. Combined with the the Steam frame, it will be the most immersive VR experience, it will even be better than having sex with a real woman.
>>726239056he said, posting on 4chan
>>726239259Don't give me hope
>>726239259HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK>HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK>HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK>HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCKHOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK>HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCKHOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK>HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK
>>726239587And the next day, and the next day, and the day after that, until it's announced.
>>726234478yeah nobody does
>>726239259valve employee here, its releasing tomorrow at 12 PM EST
Why? Why does Valve actively encourage this faggotry with their silence? Just come out and publicly state that HL3 is never happening so 95% of the idiots ITT can commit suicide already.
>>726239531>deltatroon
GIVE THEM YOUR ENERGIES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
not a valve employee, but it's not releasing today
>>726239612I want a gaben dildo
>>726239259penis butt inspector here, it's releasing next time i take a shit
>>726239612Imagine the balls for a "clean", multi billion dollar company to actually announce something like that.>Here's our new ARTIFICIAL PUSSY, pre-order through the Steam store!
>>726239764You first.
>>726239764Anon they literally TEASED IT in HLA.
tomorrow...
>>726239764>never
>>726239259bruh
What if it's Half-Life Alyx no VR?
/v/ you lied to me. How could this be...NO!!!!
>>726239783RAAAAAAAAAA
why is everyone believing its release today? wtf
>>726239056I'm bored
>>726239259
>>726239783\o/ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>726239056I'm never leaving anyway, might as well have some >fun
TURN ON THE TELLYANY FUCKING CHANNELAAAAAAAAhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/881100/Half-Life_3https://store.steampowered.com/app/881100/Half-Life_3https://store.steampowered.com/app/881100/Half-Life_3
>>726239783AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>726239886It was my plan all along. I KNOW when it's going to be announced, but I mislead you into believing it'll be announced today to make you waste your hype energy! Meanwhile, I'm saving my true power for the REAL announcement date!
if the where winds meet banner goes down tomorrow morning you'll know it's happening
>>726239259>"okay nothing's happening">this sort of shit randomly happens, and returns the hope from 0% to 10%I can't keep going on like this, this needs to end
>>726240001click it's cunny uh ohhhhh
>>726240000Based quads of truth
>>726239056you wouldn't get it
You guys are so funny...
>>726231342>don't make a sequel for 10+ yearsAnon.. it's been 22 years since half-life 2. it's not 2012 anymore
ANON SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO THIS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTFUgzMqV5A&list=RDtTFUgzMqV5A&start_radio=1
>>726240036
Everyone apologize to Tyler.
I'm legit sick and tired of false hope anons... for any reason or purpose whatsoever. All hope ends up being false or in vain 99% of the time.They say hope is a gift but I don't buy it anymore. I'm tired.
It's Day of Defeat 2!
>>726239110Thanks, genuine Valve employee.
>>726240001
>>726240092See>>726237181
>>726239259It's coming
shouldn't you guys be playing games instead of doing this
>>726239259They already refuted it guys :(>>726206482And it was real, I checked when it was posted. But for some reason they removed it
i feel like i'm in an asylum where the only thing that will free me from this hell is hl3
Anons what is happening?
HOLY SHIThttps://store.steampowered.com/app/34900/HLXhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/34900/HLXhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/34900/HLX
>>72624014590% of people give up hoping right before their hopes become reality
>>726240145They're announcing it this year anon, don't worry.
>>726240283we ride with Male_07
>>726240295>VR ONLYREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>726240295
dance party IT fucking T
>>726240250Only the true HLX denies its legitimacy!
ITWON'THAPPENCHUD WONNOTHING EVER HAPPENSTHE SOI WON
>>726240145Curious fact: 90% of hopers quit right before their dreams come true.
>>726239764Have you never heard about dota 2 diretide situation? Volvo give diretide? It got so out of hand that people started calling Volvo the car company and communicating with Volvo social media managers before we got any response from valve.
>>726240368>>726240283Fell deeds awaken
Tyler said it's real so IT'S REAL!
It's more likely you losers getting pussy than it is HL3 ever actually happening, (two things that will literally never happen) lmao.
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENINGsteam://install/92steam://install/92steam://install/92
>>726240145Two more weeks, trust the plan.
>>726240647
>>726240647MUSTARD GAS, DO NOT CLICK
>>726240605No, Tyler said it's not real so it's real. Dont trust gays
>>726240548BELIEVEINHOPE
ZAMN ALYX LOOKS LIKE THAT
>>726240618So not only is HL3 going to be announced soon, but I'll also lose my virginity??? WOW!!! This is amazing news!
I dont know shit about tyler mcshitter but i tuned into his stream and I immediately resent the guy
>>726238937Anything I can get from a restaurant with a health rating below C+ along with a gallon of diet cola.
Are you niggers unironically believing Retard McNigger?
Half life 3 is not happening
>tyler knows about meme magic>he knows that if he says "its not coming out today" it will come out today>mfw he's sacrificing his reputation to save us all
>>726240862You fucking niggers valve
CHECK MOST RECENT NATETHEHATE REPLY. ITS FUCKING OVER
>>726240862you did not just hop threads when i called out your shit photoshop
I'm just here to recollect rection images
>>726240996
>>726240917the hero we need
>>726240928
>>726240947what other thread?
>>726241045>hollow knight silksong
>thread hits autosageWE NEED MORE HOPE
>>726240862They would never post that.
got a couple snowdogs ready
>>726241261I don't think Tyler Mcnigger's up to take the snowdog challenge.
HAPPENINGGABEN JUST ANNOUNCED THAT /V/ IS A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS
>>726239280No, just gaming
>>726239259stop with the hope... please...
>>726241524based gay ben
>>726240250they removed the note earlier today
Will you be putting the Bengay on your Gayben when it's once again revealed that there's nothing there, grandpa?
>>726241721AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>726240198
>>726241721Yeah because everyone saw this note it wont stay forever
>>726241881What ever happened to this little guy? Did they kill him?
>>726241980yep, gutted him like a fish.
>>726230972Why is this stickied?
