The Great Debate
blazer impregnating visi
>>726286683Blazer. It's always Blazer.
>>726286683>>726286835>brunette white woman turns blonde and blue eyed when she gets superpowersWhat did the devs mean by this?
>>726286896Plain girl self-insert, they are always like that
>>726286896Gold is righteous
>>726286683It's only a great debate because its picking between two shit options. If they had thrown in a love interest who was shy, cute, and hadn't slept with 20 guys already, you just know /v/ would have jumped on that. A character somewhere between Hanako and Lilly (please forgive me, I haven't played many VNs), would appeal to the HHKV players. Instead they are forcing Western roastie slop on us
>>726287187Roasties are the default for western devs. They consider the very idea of making a virgin love interest gross pandering.
>>726286835>AIIIEEE ATTRACTIVE BLONDE WOMAN IS ACTUALLY ATTRACTIVE BRUNETTE WOMANWhite people catfishing be like
>>726286683Imagine not choosing the blonde woman but some mystery meat spic
>>726287187>>726287939Unfortunately this So it's trash regardless of choice A true man would've stayed away from both trashes
>>726286835>she's a magical girlImagine not picking her. The invisible girl isn't even an actual tomboy she's just a hipster slut.
What if Blazer and Visi had sex with each other?
>>726286683Malevola is superior to both, so neither.
Genuinely don't see what people see in Invisibitch, she's just a generic bratty alt bitch, she's not girlfriend material, she's the stupid "i can fix her" choice that wouldn't work IRL and would leave you fucked up. Mandy on the other hand is THE wife material, and an insanely hot one at that too.
>>726286835that's kinda neat
>>726286683Keep romance off the workplace -bros?
>>726289102It's genuinely just because of the masturbation scene.
>>726289102You wouldn't date a superhero irl either. "I can fix her" working has more versimilitude.
>>726289242Ok on that, I get why, but when you're 8 hours inside of a goddamn building, then spending the rest of your day commuting, and doing gym/chores before going (or trying to) sleep, how the fuck are you supposed to find a date?
>>726289559Kekked
>>726289102>she's the stupid "i can fix her" choice that wouldn't work IRLNo shit, anon.People like a project, at least in fiction.
>>726286835>Not a real blondeHoly downgrade. What's the point then?
>>726286683- cheater (light version)- likes when you agree with her on anything, even her mean spirited boss moves to fire your employees that are starting to show progress- possibly manipulated her replacement boyfriend into working with her, and softed the deal with flirting and alcohol- dating within 48 hours of breaking up. Sex within the first or second week likely- a true hero (no for real)- would literally die for you- when she's in full boss mode is heroic not just in dead but spirit. She'll even cheer for villains to turn over a new leaf- will treat those that get in her way with the utmost compassion and respect- competent self driven career woman that's also sexy and romantic- didn't even fuck her ex (who knows how long it's been)- not a real blondevs- is genuinely emotionally devoted to you and seemingly only you- madly in love to the point where she secretly stalks her crush- mental issues- physically abusive- sexually passionate- funny and free spirited- a true petty criminal and former villain (for real)- like she's still stealing shit at best- will have a mental breakdown if you are not the mentally stronger and put up with her BS- manically insecure- would literally die for you- won't give up just because you turned her downHonestly having seen both sides I still can't decide
>>726286683Can you pick neither in the game? I'd rather do that just to mess with the devs
>>726289102Autistic basedboys are falling for le bpd gf meme
Visicunt's crush on Robert feels like some weird highschool girl's crush on her teacher with shit like the wet dream scene, it's frankly disgusting how many pedos there are here that actually don't see anything wrong with fucking her.
>>726286683>right is a shitskin with a nose ring and multiple mental issuesThere is no debate?
>>726290024BB for marriage, Invisigal for sex.
>>726290195>the little cattle slut is kinda a childNice try but even if she looked like a loli I wouldn't go for the nose ring type.
>>726286896they enjoyed dragon ball z
>>726288981>The invisible girl isn't even an actual tomboy she's just a hipster slut.Finally someone with a functioning brain. Jesus Christ, zoomer cancer labels everything as tomboy now
>>726286759I need to impregnate her STAT, IMPREGNATION MATING PRESS BABYMAKING DLC WHEN
>>726289710The "why not!?" Always gets me
>>726286759
>>726287187You aren't wrong that anyone willing to get with the MC is pretty shit.
>>726289242I was attempting to bang Invisigal but somehow got thisI think it's because I agreed to cut her from the team because I sided with her for basically everything else
The great journey to page 10
>>726286683Invisigal in my first playthrough I did last night, although admittedly I wouldn't likely have that patience irl.
>>726286835She goes from 1940s Aryan woman poster to Disney princess
>>726286683/v/ is a male/v/ola board
>>726286683neithergame is crapentire fuking board in shitty guerrilla marketing treads
>>726286835does her pubes also become blonde? coulda just shown that.
>>726286683>mutt with a nose ringabsolutely disgustingwhy is this shit being shilled so hard 24/7
>Generic StacyVs>Generic Alt girlI hope the next FotM waifu(s) are different
>>726286683>no redhead optionlame
>>726292881she's just italian/greek/spanish/portugese/french bro
>>726292857Asking the real questions
>>726286683They are both unatainable for the average man
>>726286683BB gives off cuckquean vibes.
>>726287187Yep. One is a bpd whore who talks of orgies and pegging. The other has a bf. Millenials are incapable of creating a pure romantic interest that's not a degen whore
>>726293240So she's brazilian?
I just want you guys to know, I dont play nor intend playing this gaem dont even know what is it about, but everytime I see those webms you post, my souls hurts a little and my day rest of day is ruined
Be honest with me anons, is this going to overtake the Tifa vs Aerith debate or is it just a fad?
>>726294461Its just a fad. But I will remain true
>>726294461Just fotm. The girls are too shitty to be actually memorable. This is just the natural reaction of anti-anime retards when they get a game with raunchy female characters that don't like their spinster aunt.
>>726295206Chang seething.
>>726295303>little timmy coping
>>726295463Sorry I'm not up to date on the latest Weibo memes.
>>726294461Why do you ask such stupid questions with obvious answers like a jackass?
>>726294461final fantasy is like a 50 year old franchise that has had a billion games and adaptations. dispatch just came with one movie game, it isn't in the same tier of waifuwars lol, if they give us a second season and flesh out the world, and especially bb or visi romance more then maybe, or add further stuff like comics/manga, anime/cartoon adaptations etc. but they're great waifu nonetheless, quantity isnt equal to quality
>>726295878>they're great waifuLmao the absolute state
>>726289102Because unfortunately there is no other choice but Invisigirl. People are getting smitten by the blonde super mommy but they don't realize that this whole relationship is a dice check at every interaction. A fucking alien couldn't pass all those checks how can a normal guy compete? At the end of the day the choice is between a clingy leech and the woman representation of a job interview for the rest of your relationship
they're both kinda shit, ngl>mentally ill 'I got daddy issues and the septum ring to show for it' pseudo tomboy>sub 90iq 'I'm so good I must act innocent and I swear I wasn't actually hitting on you at all haha, did you know I was single now' brainlet that just happened to get OP powers from an amulet
>>726286683>nose ringFucking disgusting
>>726296135>mentally ill>bad thingI can fix her
>>726296135>nosering bitch>bimbo who had a boyfriendTrue. Cuckcels just don't know any better
>>726286683>nose ringMy cute cow
>>726286683If BB had more screen time I might have chose her but man I barely know her. The devs really pushed for Visi to be the love interest.
>>726295945>>726296135>>726296469behead incel cuck uncs, if you are over 18-24yo and still posting on 4chan you should be killed
>>726286683White woman vs gypsy
>>726296915ITS NOT MY FAULT!
>>726286683Why do these movie "games" always have such a focus and emphasis on sex?
>>726297772See >>726295772
>>726294461If people are talking about Dispatch with rabid and feverish intensity like they do Final Fantasy 7 and neon Genesis evangelion I’ll get back to you
>>726297871What's the obvious answer, dipshit. If it were so obvious people wouldn't be asking the question.
>>726296469>>726296710what the fuck are you niggers blabbering aboutthey're shit, they're shit characters, their progression as characters are shit, and they're thus shit women that would make for shit partners, you'll learn that lesson soon enough when you stop being a little bitch and get some pussy and have to deal with the average woman's inanities, nothing to do with incels or whatever the fuck made up word you'll find next
>>726286683literally an impossible choice
>>726286896Devs like DBZ
>>726286683What about a movie date with Mandy and a dinner date with Courtney?
>>726298037>you'll learn that lesson soon enough when you stop being a little bitch and get some pussyWhere do you think we are?
>>726286683Is this /v/'s Asuka vs Rei?
>>726298037nazi incels still yapping despite being in Kirking distance
>>726298030Because this normie slop can only pander to lowest common denominator
>>726286896Her name is Blonde Blazer. Take a guess why
>>726298226I can see Invisigal jerking off over Robert’s unconscious body
>>726298467>courtney waiting patiently for that small windows before Robert wakes up but after his morning wood comes
>>726296046>A fucking alien couldn't pass all those checks how can a normal guy compete?If you identify with the social plight of Phenomaman then you might be autistic
>>726298738I was not actually...i was thinking that you need to be an alien to be able to somehow not ragequit when you are throwing the dice at every encounter.
>>726298030>jackass can't think for more than three secondsThe obvious answer is because sex sells and it is easier to fit it in a game like this that is slice of life with a skin tacked on than a shooter, for example. Even better if you can have a waifu that generates fan shit and therefore free publicity. As I said, a dumbass question with an obvious answer. It is the same reason that movies all have romance in them, even when they aren't needed.>>726298247Child hands typed your post.
Boob Glazer
>>726296046>A fucking alien couldn't pass all those checks how can a normal guy compete? Probably by not being an full on autist who has zero sense of social ability. Phenomaman just wanted to keep being a hero forever while Mandy wanted to eventually retire and just...be a normal couple.
>>726298819>Child hands typed your post.Tendies hands typed a praise for that slop
why are the moderators allowing discussion of this garbage
>>726299836>delicious slop that panders to (You) is le bad, instead you should pretend to be a sophisticated intellectual who instead shitposts on 4chan all daykill yourself fatass, you are on a dead imageboard about a babby's hobby
>>726299836>shitposts when BTFOAs I said, childhands typed your post.
>>726286759invisigirl 4 life
>>726299905Yeah, pandering is bad. Or at least let devs have decency to make the pandering not so obvious
>>726300186>shitposter doesn't know how to use that word
As a BB fan I would just like to say. Yes, invisigal comes across as an actual sexual predator when you aren't on her 'route'. But as we all know telltale doesn't do actual routes. Every piece of dialogue in the game has to at least make some sense no matter what you've picked. Because they are not up to snuff with japanese VN's from 20 years ago. Are the characters themselves to blame for this? No. The game is railroaded to assume that either path must be true.I do not hate visi. BB herself does not hate visi. They do not hate eachother at all actually. I've done both playthroughs, And I encourage everyone to do the same. Having a preference is obviously completely fine. I offer a hand of peace. My favourite ending is when I am with Mandy but Courtney has reformed and is supportive of it. And I am sure she will find someone. God bless.
>>726300571Which word?
>>726288981>>726290947She plays vidya. Even does so with Golem, so it's unlikely she does it out of some lame pickme reasons. Little reason to doubt she is a tomboy.
>>726300679everyone and their grandmother plays videogames now thoughbeit. its not the 2000's anymore.
>>726286683left eating right
>>726300891Patrician taste
>>726300891>>726300969you can't just reply to yourself instantly with the exact same type of image man. you have to try to make it less obvious at least come on.
>>726301078one of them was me
>>726301154and this image was already posted. whats going on with you guys? please get a grip.
>>726301078
>>726301078Your tears give me power (second poster btw)
