>steam front page is clear>HL1 anniversary >tons of leaksIT"S FUCKING TIME. GET IN HERE, QUICK!
we're so fucking back
it's never happening you can let go anon
>>726306419IT JUST FUCKING HAPPENEDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoAG0npuDPk
3-5 more hours
ALL IN BABY
>>726306560MEEDDIIICC. GIVE ME HOPE.
If Half Life 2 was released today, everyone here would call it slop. And they would be right. It was a generic corridor shooter composed of concrete. The story was an alien invasion. The gameplay was american bingbangwahoii.
>>726306374do we look like fucking ants to you
>>726306449HOLY
>>726306709HL3 will save vidya though
if my post ends in 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 there won't be any Half Life related news today
>>726306773if my post gets dubs your post doesnt work
>>726306718it's Geoff Keighley posting a screencap of his Steam page showing one item on Wishlist and one item added to cart.
>>726306773Invalidated by your posting ending in 3 for HL3 confirmed. Idiot.
>>726306709shut up dumb redditor
>>726306709>composed of concreteno, it was also composed of water, dirt, bricks, stone, metal, plastic, oil, gas, and radioactivity
>>726306419Explain your thought process for denying it RIGHT FUCKING NOW
If my post ends on 0 then Gabe will rape you in your sleep TONIGHT
>>726306709>shitqua>abhorent, dogshit opinionmany such cases
>>726306847Excellent job 47
I'm ready brosI'm ready for HL3
>>726306709>tranime faggot
>>726306932we've been having this same fucking conversation for 20 years this keeps happening how do you keep falling for it?
>>726306932I MUST ALWAYS BE CONTRARIAN TO WHATEVER THINGS V LIKES
WHERUS GURDUNWHERUS DA FREEMAN
>>726306773Nice try, Tyker Mc Nigger.
>>726306718whoops
>>726306709>another day, another jeet with a dogshit opinion
>>726306709the rare tranime trvke
>>726306965FUCK.
>>726307101
If not today I kms. Gun is locked and loaded and cocked and ready.
>>726307206Hahahaa
>Meanwhile in /v/tasis…https://youtu.be/M_4Ot9K2LM4?si=PkSlQ6ER2y698Xd3
>>726307223At least wait for TGA
>>726307028The past is irrelevant here, because we're in completely uncharted territory. You can't extrapolate from the past here. The game is currently in development. It's feature complete and being optimized. This has never been the case before. Why still deny it?
>>726307223Rest in peace my friend.
>>726307206He's obviously just fucking with everyone
>>726307206>added todayhmm
>>726307312They have been saying these same fucking talking points the entire time it's always in active development somehow.
>>726307206>not having furry hitler 2 wishlistedngmi
NEW SCREENSHOT LEAKED
whyd the last thread get nuked?https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/726301438/#726303972I got warned for trolling for making that thread, fucking jannies
So uh... What do we do if it's not announced today?
IT'S FUCKING HEREhttps://youtu.be/St41gPjUuFghttps://youtu.be/St41gPjUuFghttps://youtu.be/St41gPjUuFgNAYSAYERS BTFO
>>726306709>aqua poster>retardedname a more iconic duo
>>726307223please dont
>>7263075323 hours...
>>726307609nigger
>>726307532We wait since that means it’s being announced tomorrow
>>726307495HOLY SHIT ITS REAL
>https://xcancel.com/Shpeshal_Nick/status/1990890439633682499What are we thinking, Half-Xisters
announcement todaymore at TGAAs much as we hate Geoff, I believe he's not the kind of terrible person who would make us fall for this trap again and give him cheap attention for nothing. Last year neither TGA nor Geoff hyped the HL3 rumors, he genuinely said we would see something big and stunning. Little did he know that we didn’t care about another drackmanslop and had just heard some false HL3 rumors.But now these rumors seem more trustworthy. Geoff knows that if he fails us and teases us for nothing, the whole Republic of Gamers will hate him and banish him. It would be suicide for him and for TGA.And remember, Gabe owes him one.
Mods can you pretty please sticky this thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhSo6TheAGIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhSo6TheAGIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhSo6TheAGIYOOO IT LEAKED A FEW HOURS BEFORE THE ANNOUNCEMENT HAHAHA
>>726307441It's never been in uninterrupted active development for 5 years, with a 3rd of Valve working on it. Previous attempts only lasted a few months with small groups working on them, largely as passion projects.
>>726306709If Euclid wrote The Elements today everyone would say "duh we've known about this for thousands of years"
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
>>726307818He's either A backpedalling to try and save faceor B is just actually retarded and outed that today is when something is supposed to happen.
>>726307945KINOOOOOOOOO
>>726307914He's not doing anything, you're taking his social media interactions and extrapolating giant conspiracy theories off of nothing, it's fucking weird.
>>726307945Where does that left arm come fromis it G-man riding piggyback on Gordon?
HOPIUM STATUS?
>>726306709TRANIME
no steam store banner right now
>>726308080Beyond lethal doseage levels
>>726307914>the whole Republic of Gamers will hate him and banish him. It would be suicide for him and for TGA.I mean no matter what happens retards will watch TGA and SGF anyway.
>1 Unlisted video added on Valve's Youtube channel>1 Unlisted video added on Valve's Youtube channel>1 Unlisted video added on Valve's Youtube channel>1 Unlisted video added on Valve's Youtube channel>1 Unlisted video added on Valve's Youtube channel
>>726308095Anon no ones even in work yet.
>>726308080HOPE A C T I V A T E D
>>726308120AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>726308120You are a retard that unlisted video is in hardware.
>>726308120where can you see thatWHAT DO YOU KNOW
>>726308120That's been there for ages, they're not gonna let some Youtube nigger rip it.
>>726308025> he's not doing anythingCheck TGA’s previous posts. It’s truly bizarre that TGA would post anniversary dates not just for HL1, but for HL2 and L4D as well. Why now? And why not last year? The dates aren’t even round.
>>726308120HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? HOW CAN I CHECK?
>>726308120where
>>726308080Administered
>>726308232Fake news
it'll be announced, but you'll die before you get to play it
>>726308214Because Geoff is an attention whore
>>726308294Why would I die in 2 hours and 30 minutes?
>>726308303And again, why didn’t he whore last year?
>We at valve are excited to anounce...>Day of Defeat 2.
>>726308198>>726308232>>726308236>he doesn't knowoh no no no no
>>726308375POINT CAPTURED
Lets talk about the REAL exciting stuff that'll come with the game launch.HL3 point shop items.
>>726308374the hype is stronger this time around, other xitter and youtube accounts have jumped in on it, he obviously noticed this and he's acting accordingly
Will this thread be up for the next 2 hours?
>>726307223shoot you're self with this>*uzips dik*
>>726308375Waiting for Counter Strike: Condition Zero 2
>>726308441>HL3 steam trading cards come in packs of ten and are valued at $100 each
Hi, /v/. Gaben here. I have seen many of you anticipating HL3. So, just for you, I'll be announcing it in 2 hours. Love you, anons. Check these dubs.
Do we know which SteamID is the HLX one yet?There was one like 1063600 confirmed not to be it but another starting with 4 had updates all day yesterday
>>726308375>Ricochet 2PLEASE GABEJUST DO IT
>>726308475does you're penis have a zipper? wtf
will the bald Valve guy finally reveal his face when HL3 gets announced?
>>726308627LIER
Don't listen to his lies.
>>726308375>Day of Defeat 2>Ricochet 2>Condition Zero 2>Alien Swarm 2KINO
>>726308684kek
>>726308627Uhh... it seems you've misspelled your name Mr. Newell.
HL3 NEVA EVA
>>726308684artifact 2
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>726306334I thought GabeN didn't respect Geoff at all, surprised to see TGA on the store front page.
>>726308654yeah
>>726306334>today is half-life 27 year anniversary >3x3x3 = 27 >or 3 cubed >Valve new console shaped as a cube IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING TODAY
>>726306374
>>726308745who is this qt?
why dont mods just sticky these threads instead if deleting them? If they delete this one, I'll have 2 warnings
>>726308745Wtf Moot looks like that?!
>>726308635Since then they removed the "Not HLX" comment
>>726308845see >>726307101
>>726308905we don't actually know when the announcement will be, a sticky doesn't make sense
>>726308802>I thought GabeN didn't respect GeoffYou though Gabe didn’t like the guy who’s been given exclusive access to Valve’s shit multiple times over the decades?
>>726308654Its a new type of foreskin, called Fore-Skin 2, developed by Valve
>>726308867moot
How many more bongs?
>>726309087>bongsGive me the hookah
ONLY 2 MORE HOURS, /V/ROS
>refresh catalog>entire board goes black>suddenly you hear the first seconds of CP Violation theme>catalog returns to normal>one single pinned thread exists on /v/>youtube link to HL3how hard would you soiface?
>>726307206Wait that's not BS2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpw2ebhTSKs
>>726309179mfw
>>726309179I would faint
>days, then weeks go by without announcement >as hope fades and despair sets in, valve announces HL3 on Dec 31st 11:59 P.M>Gaben apologizes and says he got lost on his new super yacht and couldn’t find the upload button
i just got a permit for a firearmIN EUROPETHIS HALF LIFE THING WILL BE REVEALED TODAYITS A SIGN
>>726309179
>>726309179I would piss, shit, cum myself for hours, nonstop
I haven't been able to sleep in days because of hype. Please Gabe I'm so tired it's like I'm living a Half Life.
>>726309046who?
>>726309273kek
>>726309358Get some sleep, we aren't getting anything.
>>726309176Why'd they release it at 9 AM though?
>>726309179https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsjJmvANWn8&list=RDQsjJmvANWn8&start_radio=1
T MINUS 1.5 HOURS
>>726309364moot
i can't wait for half-life 3 anons it's gonna be great :)
I don't want to wait anymorePlease Gayben... Please announce HL3
>>726309512Another retarded eceleb, got it.
>>726309457it'd pretty much be 10:00. the time they always release stuff
https://youtu.be/lJOZN3YhLtYlove this animation, hope we get to see a lot of striders in hl3
>>726309457Steam Cube trailer came out at that hour.
if my digits end with a number I will suck every anon in this thread to completion, twice.
>>726309601get the fuck outta here
>>726309457Valve works in ET time, dumbass
Post yfw it doesn't get revealed in an hour
>>726309601
>>726308839i believe
Let go
>>726309701
>>7263096300 is a number right?
>>726307495god the memories of typing "impulse 101" as a kid and going around shooting the turrets with the pulse rifle...
It's over...
Half life served 1 purpose.To provide assets for Skibidi toilet, it can die now
I don't get the hype. HL2 was a shit game that not only was a massive step down from the first one for the sake of muh physics tech but also ushered in most of the worst modern game design trends.
>>726308635Yes. https://steamdb.info/app/3333333/info/There's even a fucking crowbar on the page
>>726309752how come there hasnt been a HOPE edit of this yet
>>726309695I knew they had connections with aliens
LET'S FUCKING GOO
>>726309792It's never been more ON
Did Tyler clarify why he thought there wouldn't be an announcement at TGA?
>>726309889Because obviously he knows it's today
>>726309812That's cool, go away then
>>726309812frogposter has shit taste, nothing new there
>>726309815SteamDB is independant of Valve, that makes no sense.
HOW MANY MORE HOURS
>>726309815there's a crowbar on every error pageunless they just changed it today, it doesn't mean anything
>726309812shit bait, not even worth a (You)
>>7263099723
Why do people expect announcement today?
don't pay any attention to anything geoff-related, he's just trying to get eyes on his hokey points awards show
>>726309972JUST 1 MORE FUCKING HOUR
>Still No banner on the store pageThe stars have alligned, now its just a matter of turning the valvehttps://youtu.be/BLJZnJe7KgU?si=GS4fDG8q4u0BU65nDEPLOY ALL HOPIUM RESERVES.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoAG0npuDPk
>>726310052see>>726308839
>>726309273>valve were planning on announcing the game earlier but forgot >some random employee browsing /v/ sees everyone sperging up a storm and reminds someone higher up about releasing the trailerIt’d be the only good thing /v/ ever accomplished.
THREAD THEME WHEN IT COMES OUT:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GwjfUFyY6M&list=RD3GwjfUFyY6M&start_radio=1
>>726310103let me on your ship pls
>>726309613I don't, can't stand those bullet spongesHow the nexus plaza fight got past playtesting where you sit by the crate for 15 minutes firing 5-7 rockets each at like 20 striders is beyond me
>>726308839LETS FUCKING GOOO
So how long are these threads gonna go on for intil /v/ realises the rumours are fake AGAIN?
>>726310052Schizophrenia
I love Alyx
>>7263102821 more hour
>>726310282If it doesn't happen by the end of today it's not happening until next year
>>726310282until valve releases HL3
>>726310282you, tell me, despair fag.
>>726310103Out of the blue Gabe, really?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAWxkmLJRqs
Remember when people thought that Gabe's yacht was drawing 3 during previous TGA?
>>726308375i would be excited about this
>>726310282We are so high on hope we will WILL it into existence.
19th 3pm ET 19th 3pm ET 19th 3pm ET 19th 3pm ET 19th 3pm ET confirmed
>>726310103GABE YOU FAT FUCK WHERE'S MY COMPANION CUBE GABECUBE?
>>726310405>source>I made it the fuck up
>>726310282Until the sale gap closes
>>726310459>Source>2
Are you ready guys?
>>726310405i dont feel like waiting that fuckin long
>>726306709Shut the hell up you stupid jeet, how many vpns do you have?
>>726310459Gabe told me himself
>>726310306Grok, cover her face in donut glazing.
>>726309701https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3349-GRjhQ
Half life 3 is an open world looter shooter.
>>726310512Holy fvck, is this real? I'm posting this on reddit
>>726310512anon where did u got that pic from?
>>726310632I thought Bethesda was busy making TESVI?
>>726310586HOLY MOLY
Trips now or its not getting released. Quads will mean were getting episode 1 in a year from then
>>726310512Ik this isn't real but i hope HL3 looks as good as this
COPEUIM
>>726310763Todd and Gay Ben linked up.
>>726310512holy shit>reverse image search>nothing
>>726310778>off by one
>>726310778its over...
>>726310512Put me in the screenshot if this turns out to be real
>>726310778OFF BY 1
>>726310778Just wait for the season pass.
>>726310512Metro cops don't look like that
>Still no bannerI LIVED TO SEE HALF LIFE 3NEVER KILL YOURSELF.
>>726310778>trips got fucked by anti-dubs measure
>>726310902TRIPS ARE DISABLEDTHIS IS AN HONORARY TRIPHOPE INJECTIONS SHALL CONTINUE
why the fuck /v/ still doesn't have gets
>>726306334Didn't you guys say it'd be announced yesterday or am I getting that wrong?
>STEAM STORE LOGO JUST CHANGED TO THIS
>>726310512PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP
HOLY SHIT ITS UP
>>726306709Conservatives would definitely call it woke because of Alyx alone, and Breen being a white dude.
>>726310512
>it's a VR OpFor spinoff
>>726310972Because we abused them too much and got it taken away years ago
>>726311025WHERE?
>>726311048American right wingers are subhumans, not conservatives.
>>726311086My assNYAH HAH HAH HAH
>>726306709Games aren't getting worse, you're just old and depressed.
>>726311086Under there
>>726310512include me in the screenshot pls future anon
>>726311086UP YOUR ASS
Two hours
i can’t handle being let down again.
>>726311109You know the rules
>>726310512NOT REAL NOT REAL NOT REALAI WON'T TRICK ME NOT REAL NOT REAL NOT REALAI WON'T TRICK ME NOT REAL NOT REAL NOT REALAI WON'T TRICK ME
>>726311109kek good one
>>726311124UNDER WHERE????
3 and I release it now9 and I release in 3 years
>>726311109https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S-myphRjU8MY ASS ISHEAVY
>HL1 anniversary>HL servers not filing upIt's dead, jim.
>>726310512Watch this be the only real leak even with no one reacting to it
>>726311086thank you for your contribution, Shredder
>>726311157AND SO DO I
>>726306449motherfucker
>>726311163:o
HL3 Trailer>"Woah did you just launch that car into the air with a LASER GUN?!">"Yeah, science rules!">"You know Gordon, I think if you move that car up against that balcony with your gravity gun, we may be able to climb up!"
>>726311163I'm afraid it's been
>>726311163
IT'S UPIT'S UP
ok I am on my subscribtion's youtube page, it says there's a new video Valve added hours ago (it shows a blue dot on Valve's profile image, indicating new activity) but their latest video is just their new hardware announcement. am I bugging right now?
>>726311163HOLY SHIT
>>726310512Thats a soldier from HL:A
>>726311163>3You know what you must do, Gabem
>>726311163HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK
>>726311163HAPPENING
ive come to terms with the fact that the story will be dogshit. just have cool levels and cool guns and minimal talking sections and i will be happy.
GORDON FREEMAN WAS PUT INTO STASIS IN A BLAZING HOT BLACK MESA ACCIDENT OF '92
>>726311102>American right wingers are subhumans, not conservatives.Harsh, but fair.
>>726311163PAY UP NIGGER
>>726311163HERE WE FUCKING GOOOOOOO
>>726310512this image is intriguing to me. I presume it's fake; the lack of image matches anywhere else online imply it's likely AI; the background however and detailng all seems more coherent than AI images usually are. I'm gonna run some tests on this image. Great fake either way anon
>>726311249It's actually just a HL2 screenshot run through AI
>>726311163RELEASE IT ON THIS THREAD
>>726311354>ive come to terms with the fact that the story will be dogshitNearly every western game release ever
So um, what time would it even be announced?
its not happening, its genuinely over
>>726311491Now
>>726311442The quickhud is too different for it to actually be AI
why are there so many anons being tricksters? :'(
>>726311457I'll release it. Close your eyes and open your mouth
2 More hours, right?
SHE NEEDS HER FILLING, GABEN!
>>726311491NOW
>>726309289>nigger breaks into your house in europe>he has a knife>fumble to grab your firearm loicense>show it to him and ask for him to wait patiently while you go get your gun>get stabbed
THIS IS IT
>>726311491Man imagine if Valve included this scene in actual game kek.
>>726311491either 10am seattle time based on valve precedent or 3pm est (noon seattle time) based on the schizoposts
>>726311491This pic is so fucking old I almost cried.
>>726310512Obvious fake, gravity gun is not detailed enough
>>726311537SURE.
LAUNCH THE TRAILER NOW
>>726311491I'm convinced this poster is Gaben himself...
>>7263114913pm PST so in about seven hours
TELEVISION
>>726311542of course theres porn of the fucking gabecube
>>726310512There's no crosshair
>>726311163OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
my balls itch
>>726311452oh lol, that makes more sense
>>726311647I aint waitn dat long
>>726311185isn't that a screenshot from Alyx?
>>726311672msgkube
>>726310512Fake. Has the hl2 gravity gun glow.
>>726306709the tranime faggot is right half-life 2 does not hold up at allhalf-life 1 does
>>726311703same
>>726311672I was very bored
Heya guys, I'm the resident latex foot slave at Valve, AMA
>>726311468i would say every valve game has good ass writing except for half life 2 and deadlock
>>726311491A grey and bloom shooter?This is what people are excited about?
>>726311751that will be in 3
LEAKED XENIAN TRADEMANS DESIGN.
>>726311797hey...i dont remember complaining homie
>>726311803Is this >>726311491 post real??
>>726307495The funny shit is that HLX/HL3 might have this. It seems from the logic string leaks that they're doing the same element/electricity simulation that was a part of the 2013-2015 itteration of Half Life, and that had the whole "Gordon escapes apeture sciene with robot arm" thing.
3
>>726311797Damn bratty GabeNcube... needs correction!!
>>726311803whens the announcement
>>726311232KINO
What will be the “gimmick” of the game? Hl2 had the physics and gravity gun. Ep3 prototype had the ice gun ect. What will be the big thing that valve has in the game that justifies them waiting until now?
4chan liedPeople cried
Ricochet 2.
If it's not today, will you still be hopeful tomorrow? Y/N
5 and HL3 will be deleted, development will restart and it will be released in 2045.
>>726311946you die in real life when you fail the mission
>>726311946voxel based destruction and even more advanced physics fuckery at the very least, if SRC2 code leaks are anything to go by.
>>726311985fuck you FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>726310512this is real
>half life4chan the game>half life 2reddit the game>half life 3???????????
>>726311985NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>726311985NOOOOOOO
>>726311968Yeah
>>726311985FUCK YOU
>>726311985AHAHAHAHAHA YES! YEEEES!!
>>726311985
I'm starting to worry anon it's 9 AM!
>>726306334
>>726311985FUCKING NIGGER
IT'S FUCKING OUT GO TO THE YOUTHBE CHANNEL RIGHTNO FUCKING NOW
>>726311946funsomething the entire industry has almost completely forgotten about
>>726312018the game4chan, reddit, xitter, they're all the same now
>>726311946Liquid physics, electricity manipulation through different conductors, plasma. I work at Valve but and one here will believe me but here you go.
>>726311968I SHALL BE HOPEFULFOREVER
>>726311964noooooo!!!
>>726311994Would unironically be so awesome watching streamers freak out and panic as they die. Screaming and flailing as the “steam immersion harness” pushes heated metal rods into their torso to simulate bullets.
HOYL SHIT GUYSSS ITS!! Artifact 2
>>726311968not really
>>726312018reddit+4chan
>>726311968It will move to VGA awards then if nothing it's over
>>7263119855 and it's today
>>726312076if you work at valve tell me ONE enemy type that is returning minus headcrab and antlion bullshit. Everyone's sick of those enemies. If a valve employee is in this thread fuck off with these fucks
>>726312018reddit nor 4chan existed when either 1 or 2 released
>>726311985doesnt matter because of >>726311163
>>726311985motherFUCKER
>>726312018r/4chan
What makes Tyler so sure it won't be at the gay awards?
WHAT ABOUT THE MYSTERY APPIDS
>>726311968hopeful for TGA, it's either today or then not inbetween
>>726312008Imagine a game where its peak graphics and valve love and soul but destruction of voxelstein. Would be insane.
Does anyone actually give a shit? I thought everyone here was done with modern gaming, surely you guys aren't retarded enough to think it is going to be good, or even decent?
Haven't had this much fun posting in ages, thank you bros
somewhere right above my crotch feels warm
>>726310778>no dubs on /v/>meaning the post would've been 777 if not for the dub prevention system>HL3 is unironically real
Valve screwed over the Artifact fanbase by cancelling the Artifact 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2021 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
>>726312236your belly button?
>>726312236That's your womb tattoo. I put it there while you were asleep. Now every time you cum the pleasure will be amplified 10x. You're welcome kiddo *winks*
>>726312153The lightning dogs, duh
>>726312153I can tell you that this game does not feature combine soldiers. In fact, you're not even fighting the combine, but a superior alien race that bested them. Anyway, the trailer is coming out in a few hours, you'll see.
>>726312236If you're a girl i can help if you're a man i cant help
>>726311672>>726311797we need ick on eck poster to put his manboob on gabecube
40 MORE FUCKING MINUTES
>>726311163 Checked
>>726312206im still HOPEing for today but god TGA would be insane. My friends and I treat TGA like the super bowl and get fucked drunk every year watching it I think HL3 would hospitalize me.
Reddit is 4chan nowX is Reddit now4chan is Twitter now
>>726312236That's your prostate being inflamed and feedbacking pus into urethra retard go see an urologist
>>726312308*Shoots ropes on your face* th-thanks.
>>726312085And this is why Valve will never release it. When goyim like you exist forever patient then they know youll never lose faith in them
>>726312113Kill yourself gachatroon
>>72631149110 AM PDT
STEAM FRONT PAGE IS STILL CLEARTHE BEACONS ARE LIT
0 and i an hero
ALERT: WARNING: HALF LIFE 3: HAS BEEN DELETED. GABE NEWELL HAS GONE AWOL. WARNING
>>7263119852 and they send a master copy back in time from 2045 to release in 2026
>post yfw when it's TGA and geoff wins in the end
Are the mods fucking with these threads or something? There's way too many gets for it to be natural.
If I ever get my hands on Dr. Breen...
>>726312431That is really odd. No featured game.
>>726312008Voxels haven't been a thing in the engine since 2021, it's not that
>>726312483nigga there are scripts for that
>>726312460
>>726312483Yea, check this 9.
The fact that we're even having all this discussion just proves that it really is happening. Where there's a smoke, there's a fire
Wouldnt it be funny if valve was waiting for the moment when the entire internet shuts up about HL3 to drop it and our hype rituals just delay it more and more?
Remember when we thought Black Mesa was as bad as it could get?
>>726311491>blue crowbarYou know, I've never understood why whoever made this did that.
>>726312491This happens all the time, no?
>>726312526based homunculusbro
>new video uploaded to valve's yt channel with a cryptic tytle>open it>"RISE AND SHINE MR. FREEMAN>*Hazardous Environments stars playing*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UthQ2gR1bU4post yfw
If 8 i delete the whole hlx depot
>>726312304below that
WARNING: FOREIGN OBJECT IN TEST CHAMBER
ENTER
>>726312460He will have a gameplay trailerActual announcement is today
THERE'S A NEW VIDEO UPLOADED AT VALVE YOUTUBE BUT I CAN'T FUCKING VIEW IT
Need an edit of this.
>>726312579not like this
>>726312598>it keeps happening
>>726306334Why are you always begging for attention, Gokufaggot?
>>726312598this is just sick
>>726312598nice script fag
35 MORE MINUTES BROS. GAMING IS SO FUCKING BACK
>>726312598STOP
>>726312563Lol anon you must not have been here for all the e3s, game awards and other false alarms of the past. Valve farts and 4chan runs around screaming for a day or two then chud is proved right again.
>>726307206I'm surprised it's not some Kojima game
>>726312614screenie? :3
>>726312085>It's another "Gordon shoves the HEV power cable into his throat while high on morphine again causing extreme burns in his larynx, which doesn't feel or care because the suit injects more morphine to numb the pain" OSHA report
I WANT TO FUCK PENNY SO BAD BROS
HOW MUCH LONGER
>>726312598NOOOOOOOOOO
>one hidden video in the tf2 youtube playlistuhhh bros?
>>726306334HL3 is going to be VR only
>>726312509Check this 9.
>>726306334OH MY GOD A SEQUEL TO A MEDIOCRE OVERHYPED MOVIEGAME I'M SO HECKIN HYYYYYYPED
88 and half life 3 is now
>>726312697... until now
FREE TV
Anons it's not even 9, relax.
>>726312571the average /v/ poster thinks Black Mesa was kino
>>726312769FUCKING TF3 CONFIRMED
>>726312741That's a real mid bang theory you have going.
>>72631274530 MORE MINUTES
>>726312597
>>726310778> would've been 777 trips
>>726310512this is from alyx with the fps mod
FIVE and i rape HL3 out of Gabe Newell
HL3 comic
1 hours and 33 minutes left until the gaming changes forever.
>>72631281030 MORE MINUTES. I WAS HERE.
>>726312609>appear as enemy in Dark Interval modNeat, finally these niggas have some more screentime
>>726310778>nu-fags with scripts dont know dubs are disabledclassic
will the 'ick on 'eck poster finally stop spamming the catalog when HL3 gets announced?
This is the playlist to look at.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCjNT9qGjh4&list=PLSXFSBSGcg467zZDr07HZu2dkQT0z5QXRIf you see a hidden video pop up here, sound the happening alarms.
>>726312885
I thought valve does announcements at 1 PM eastern? Why are people saying noon now?
>>726311534what's interesting to me upon very close inspection is how consistent/sensible the lighting is. One of the dead giveaways of AI videos (even the most recent advanced ones) is inconsistent/unnatural or illogical lighting. Yet here when you zoom in on the soldier's forearm and rifle, you can see a very faint orange glow lined up perfectly with the gravity gun being held, which feels like a detail most AI models would either neglect or overdo. You also see the top-down white lighting (presumably the night sky or the moon or cloudy sunlight) showing up naturally off of all exposed surfaces in the foreground and background, notably the top of the soldier's helmet, his backpack, and the windshield of the car, in a way which coherently leads back from the lighting source to the viewer's pov - I've crudely annotated the image in picrel to demonstrate more clearly.I've also put it through chatgpt's image analysis a bunch of times - it seems convinced this isn't AI generated, and I've used various AI generated and non-ai generated images as baselines, if that helps. So this image very likely isn't AI generated. the fact we can't find an image match (yet) therefore makes this >>726310512 a VERY interesting image
>>726312564Look at this >>726312914 , bitch
>>726312885CHADren-sama..!
>>726312885i hope you can swim anongodspeed
>>726312885Do it
>>726312885what the fuck
>>726308375https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUTcMQ6yRrQKINO
are these threads discord raids? there's no way anyone other than underage kids and trannies are getting excited for this seeing the current state of gaming and even valve after deadlock
I think Alyx is pretty :3
>>726312885get to work
>>726307101>>726307206People trusting Geoff forget how he kept baiting that Abandoned meme game and saying shit like "Hasan has kept me waiting" when he probably knew it had nothing to do with Kojima
>>726312885NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>726312909IT'S NOT HAPPENING IN 30 MINUTES STEAM ANNOUNCEMENTS HAPPEN AT 10 AM PDTADD AN HOUR
>>726312656>TURDSHITLOG
>>726312924>1/9>only 8 visible videosWHAT DOES IT MEAN????
STOUT SHAKO FOR 2 REFINED
>not expecting it at 1pm est when valve updates their storeanons...
>>726312771that would be funny as fuck
>>726312885Alright you mexican monkey, we're counting on you.
>>726306709You are an indian. Stop using aqua and fuck off
>>726313035How many hours until that
>>726312965Usually spades or tranny flags are telltale signs of discord raids.
>>726312885DO NOT
>>726312935What the actual fuck
>>726313023ITS COMING. MOOODS. STICKY THE THREAD BEFORE IT'S RELEASED
>>726313023nice inspect element bro
Reply to this post or your mother isn't playing hl3 tonight
>>726313131I mean. I don't think she will regardless but I guess it would be nice if she had the choice.
>>726313131BUT SHE NEEDS TO PLAY
>>726313131>pov your kojimas little bunda
How would the timeline of HL change if Gordon Freeeman was bald?
What if Valve just posts a picture of the number 3, no trailer, no confirmation on which game it is Just "3"
>>726306334>tons of leaksthere's not a single actual leak, just baseless speculation and made up shit
>hazardous environments plays>HALF LIFE: GUS
>Steam does not load shit for meHERE WE GO AGAIN
>>726312935could still be fake, it could be an SFM2 render which is why it doesn't trip AIslop detection
>>726313131I respect my mother so I will reply to you, Kojima fanboy
>>726313023>>726312924Valve hardware playlist has one hidden video before and after the hardware reveals. It doesn't mean anything.
>>726313131Fuck you jeff
>>726313194The laser beams from the resonance cascade would reflect off of his head back into the portal, ending the invasion before it even begins
3 and Gabe will suck everyone ITT off after HL3 comes out
>>726313235I was only joking about the unforseen consequences...Or was I?
>>726312498Physics weren't exactly brand spanking new in 2004 either. The real innovation is showing that it can be integrated into the gameplay in a fun way.
>>726312885>JOBren
>>726313131fuck you I won't do what you tell me
>>726310512holy shit its real. why is the thread not talking about this?
>>726313131My mother's dEAd?!
https://files.catbox.moe/ioti2t.pngHAPPENING
>>726313320kek
>>726313332penis grabber dont click
>>726310512it might be not AI but it looks too shitty to be real footage.
>>726312965I like deadlock and alyx though
>>726311048Shut up. My father was a hardcore christian and conservative and loved half life. Faggot
Just wait 3 more minoot
>>726313384what if I WANT TO???
>>726313453Why are rightoids such whiney retards
>>726313131She probably won't but I want her to experience kino
>>726313451:(
>>726313451PMed you the leak type of post
>>726310512This looks like a Combine Soldier AI-genned over a Crysis map
>le discord raidsdo newfags really think absolutely nobody cares about half life?
OH MAN I HOPE ITS A NEW LEFT FOR DEAD
It will not be announced the cope will shift to TGA. This W I L L happen.
>>726313451i hate what this did to MUGEN downloads
>>726313547Newfags think the purpose of 4chan is to be a front for the culture war, they don't understand why people here want to discuss video games.
>>726313542*gulps awkwardly* you're gonna wanna sit down for this..
>>726313557ITS GONNA BE ALIEN SWARM 2
I haven't fapped in 24 hours
>>726313490Shut up dude. You fags ruin any and all discussion
>>726311968Yes. It's still coming. I won't be hopeful FOR tomorrow, because the best time to announce it would've been today, but it'll be announced at some point anyway.
WHY IS VALVE RELEASING HL2 IN THE MIDDLE OF NNN????
IT STARTS WITH
The biggest clue to it coming today is the fact that YOU MUST REPLY WITH A HALF LIFE PIC TO THIS POST OR HL3 GETS DELETED TONIGHT
>>7263136533 days
>>726312935It’s just HLA dude
>>726313738He's gonna be in the trailer
>>726313728ONE THING, I DONT KNOW WHY
>>726313738
>>726313776when does my sense of smell come back
>YFW HL3 gets accidentally deleted during its reveal day like Toy Story did
Stop doing this to yourselves.Another 500+ reply thread, another year till release. We're up to 2035, FYI
I'm using Gmod's physgun to compare here bc I don't have HL2 installed right now but I'm using it to compare here since it's essentially the same. The model in that image seems to be different to the one from HL2 (look at the antenna bit on the top of the gun). I tried to line it up with the physgun in paint.net but the angle of both weapons seem to be different too. thoughts?
woke wasn't even a thing in 2004 the fuck are you retards on about
>>726313738ill reply but only because i like the hl shitposting, fag
>>726313653>>726313776I haven't fapped since 11pm Oct 31st
>>726313906>>726313906>>726313906NEW THREAD20 MINS LEFT
>>726313872don't ask me, I have a deviated septum
TWENTY MINUTS!!!!!
>>726313827i hope his HLA design was actually just a placeholder and they go back to this one in XAlyx's Gordon is just too fucking feeble looking after all the promo artwork we had since 1998
>>726313881Valve still has Half-Life 2 builds from fucking 2002, they probably have HLX backed up on 30 different servers
>>726313896Like I said if it's not slop then it's probably an S2FM render
>>726313927no need for a new one
>>726313738HES IN
>>726313896Its ai yo
>>726313810Big if true
>>726314014OH FUCK ITS GETTING ARCHIVED
I'M NOT FUCKING JOKING IT'S ACTUALLY UPTHAT SCREENSHOT WAS REAL
>>726313985Of course it was a placeholder, HLA's Gordon doesn't even have proper hair on his head, just a sculpted on blob
>>726314125You are SUCH a nigger
>>726313883I love alyx
>>726314253>>726314253>>726314253RETREAT
>>726314125NIGGERFAGGOT
>>726313639>>726313639>>726313639
>>726313808it isn't HLA, I've spent an autistic amount of time looking at the HLA combine soldier models and it doesn't look like any of them. It resembles the Ordinal the most, but it lacks several distinguishing characteristics. Whatever this image is isn't from HLA. >>726313738BAAAAAAAAAAA
>>726313738>>726313810holy shit it's OP4:U
>>726313131It would be a true evolution of gaming if they could make an FPS that my mom was both willing and able to play.
>>726310512This was debunked.
