LOOK AT THIS DUDEOHH NO NO NO NOITS MID
>>726306860Nigger.
Thank you.We need hourly threads so we can finally get nintendo faggots off this board.
IMAGINE PARTY BABYZ WON
>>726306860>that is with the Nintendo bonusOof... Seems like that faggot can only do Smash shit.
>>726306969Nintendo has nothing to do with you not being a woman, anon. You simply aren’t one. Nintendo doesn’t factor in. You are a man in a dress.
What is there to discuss? Why can't /v/ discuss games that are actually worth playing?
>>726307025What is wrong with these faggots?>t. late 30s
>>726307081>nintendo haters are le troonsI guess I am a troon as well, anon.
>>726307081You're jewish
>>726307104TRANNY AVATARTRANNY AVATARTRANNY AVATARTRANNY AVATARTRANNY AVATARTRANNY AVATAR
>>726307104I want Mahiro-kun to sit on my lap while we play Air Riders
>>726307175>guess I am a troon as wellohno ndstroonies…
>>726307073It literally has one bad review and it's by some retard
>>726306943>>726307025retards treating 30s and even 40s as being "old" really is something elseused to be that old was like 65+, but now anything over 21 and you may as well be a fossil
>>726307304BASED truth teller not paid by Nintendo gives the only honest review
Genuinely what happened to make discussion around Nintendo games so fucking schizophrenic in recent years?
>>726306860Worse than I expected with the Nintendo AND Kirby bonus. But everything leading up to this made it seem like a complicated mess for autists with extreme ADHD. I still don’t know what the fuck it is but the original sucked and this one looks just as uninteresting.
>>726307284Nintendo DS troonies?
>>726307304>It is just one bad review>The next review is still just 80Pathetic, pedotendo troon.
>>726307381Board is infested with under 25s and more than likely multiple discord groups trying to farm (you) to share in their fag groups.
>>726307335they’re just coping over not being able to adapt or learn a game that isn’t a cinematic walking simulator or cozyslop
>>726307381Jeets, browns, trannies, etc
>>726307458don’t reply to me ever again troon
>>726307381Nintendo games started selling a gorillion copies when they were supposed to be going out of business after the Wii U according to schizos.
>>726306860But that is a good score, retard.
Already have it preloaded on my switch 2. You lost, macaco.
>>726307551
not 95+ score? worthless, I only play video games of the HIGHEST quality.
>>726307381Nintendo fans aren't human.So when they have to deal with actual human dialogue, they think it's schizophrenic, like an ant trying to read lettering it crawls on.
>>726306860>Slop after slop after slop after slopNo wonder tendies absolutely despise the game awards and only focus on sales, sales and mores sales from a dead country.
>>726306943>>726307025>I suck at video games but I blame my ageReddit dads strike again
>>726307651>You lost because I am gonna pay and "enjoy" a shitty game! OWNED!
>tfw this game has more cutscenes than wol
>>726306860how much without nintendo bonus?
>>726307718
>>726307797Probably a solid 5/10.
>>726307185>>726307175>calling out trannies? That’s jewish! Hehe…heWow what an amazing attempt at blending in. Maybe you’ll be a real woman afterall.
>>726306860The best reviews are from spics, even IGN Spain is there...
>>726307462That's an entirely different game's review.
>>726307898False
>>726307781KIDRBLT
>>726307381>Please, don't shitpost, criticize or make fun of my favorite gaming company!
>>726307304Same place gave Age of Imprisonment a 40. I don't like AoI, but the reviewer flat out said they are musou games and that the entire genre is embarrassing trash. Very fair and unbiased reviewer.>Look! I lowered the metacritic score! I matter! My opinion means something! Tell me I matter!
>>726306860KWAB
>>726307958Illiteratebro...
>>726307991that they hate musou*Apologies.
>>726306860I have Xbox/Nintendoeras fatigue. These scores are faker than Nintendo's numbers.
>>726308043Dispatch is a journalist outlet
>>726306860tenditroonsisters it's overtime to oil the rope and take the plunge
>>726307973Tendies are the second most dangerous cult in the world, right behind christianity. Both are fundamentalist religious zealot cultist bigots though.
>>726307335>if you're sub 25 you're a child who cannot give sexual consent>if you're over 25 you're a fossil who should get ready to dieBeing a zoomer must be a rollercoaster of insanity.
At least the kirby threads are generally untouched by this shitflinging, but I suppose the trannies gotta get it out of their system with release right around the corner. Won't stop me from buying and enjoying it though, have fun being miserable niggers.
Wait. You fags think a 78 is unplayable? Are you all fucking normies?
>>726308152Please stop, I can only laugh so hard
>I'LL HAVE SO MUCH FUN WITH IT! WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME?
>>726308207Trans people are smarter and more moral than tendies
>>726308281You have already chosen your pitiful end
>>726308207>At least the kirby threads are generally untouchedWe'll go out of our way to change this btw.Thanks for bringing it to attention.
>>726308252It's just noombers shitposting, /v/'s favorite way to pass all the time freed up by not playing games
>>726307381TORtanic over 14 years ago created a culture that celebrated failure more than success, instead of people being excited for what might be fun, enjoyable, relevant, people are itching for the biggest flops, the mightiest falls, and the "Sickest mic drops" all ready to laugh at, mock, and belittle something, instead of enjoy it. There's more social points in blind rage than there is in enjoyment. So instead of people being normal about anything, and either ignoring or taking a small look at something, people dedicated days, weeks, months, sometimes up to a year, obsessing about how much they dislike something, because it makes you part of the "In group" to repeat the popular opinion, and a "Part of the culture" to participate in disliking something, rather than bonding over what one likes and otherwise just looking more at what you like, than what you dislike. /v/ always had an angry lens but TORtanic is really what tipped it from "I like X game and Y GAME FUCKING SUCKS" to just "I HATE EVERYTHING BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY WAY I HAVE FUN" because anger is addicting and culture is broken. People are afraid of sincerity and trying new (Because they might be called "Cringe" and people expect a flop to excite them) but also fear rehash (Called a money grab and everything under the sun), so we're left with boring, generic things. Look at memes pre and post Pepe/Wojak. We're on year, what, 13 of recycled frog and wojak memes? And prior to that, up to 2011, we had OC every week, and then reddit got it and made it "rage faces" and then it was no longer hip, and any contribution was "cringe" so people stopped making OC, because we fear the cringe and love to hate, so we made Anti Culture. Not counter culture where we have our own cool stuff to parallel and contrast with culture, just anti culture. Hollywood also has anti culture, anti general audience, so neither of us are making things we like, we're just ready to rag on anything and only put in effort to hate.
>>726308394I'm having fun playing GOTY Ghost of Yotei, as well as free bonus content for GOTY 2024 Astrobot, tendies have not games to play, LOL
>>726307991>someone rated my shitty warriors game with a Zelda skin appropriately?!?>how fucking dare they demean my friends at Nintendo You’ll survive.
>>726308430The defeat of evil should be celebrated.
I think Kirby air riders looks fun. I might buy a switch 2 for it. Looks like an enjoyable party game for friends.
>>726308430I’m not reading all that tendie. Rewrite it but without the tears in your eyes.
>>726308561Much like chemotherapy, it has been far over used and killed all the healthy tissue too.You did not beat the cancer. You tied with it. You and the cancer both died.
>>726308430That's part of it. The wiiu was supposed to be TORtanic, but on the scale of a giant company rather than just one shitty mmo. The fact they not only survived it, but had their most successful era of all time immediately after? It caused an amount of bootyblasting ass pain beyond measure.
>>726308571The open demo was fantastic, just by that alone I'd say the game is worth it, I might wait until after I finish metroid prime 4 to pick it up myself so I hope the community sticks around.
It's almost like this is a remake of a game that wasn't popular to begin with or something.
>>726306860All of the squealing in this thread highlights why reviewers can’t be honest. The game is a reheated GameCube kusoge from 23 fucking years ago. A 78 is already a dishonestly high score, and you babies can’t help but cry about it anyway. Whiny gamers are exactly the reason why 8/10 is ‘average’ and anything below it is dogshit. Critics are mortified of backlash and offending manchildren so they have to inflate everything to hell and back and lie through their teeth. It’s been this way for literally decades, there are people who thought an 8.8 was a spit in the face and a massive insult worth flooding comment sections about and sending death threats
>>726308520I don't know. I am enjoying all the games I am playing on my switch. Final fantasy tactics just came out. Which is awesome. So having fun with that. And some indies I missed are also fun. Playing platform 8. Such a weird game.
>>726308430trvth nukemisery breeds misery and the current day and age loves making more of it
>>726308640I'd rather video games be dead than nintendo not be mocked for every waking moment those subhumans are on this board.
>>726308207go back to >>>r/nintendo fag
>>726308598I think you should stick to tiktok tranny, it has content that'll be easier to digest for you, and you won't have to go into a panic attack over seeing more than five words.
>>726308702The score is about fun, graphics and controls. It looks fun. Has graphics and controls like the old one. It's a sequel. What's the problem?
>>726307381Envy and contrarianism due to the Switch's success>>726307396Kirby games are almost always rated lowly by Nintendo standards
>>726308520That's why you spend your day trying to convince people [other game] is shit and dead is it
>>726307381Reflection of the state of the world
>>726308598Get the sand out of your axe wound first.
>>726308571Kirby Air Riders justifies a switch 2 purchase on its own
>>726308679I am strapped for cash. But a physical edition bundle would be a good present. Doubt Nintendo would do that though. But I hope it has some legs. It looks like a fun game.
Would filtering every wording and form of "snoy" and "tendie" improve the quality of this board or do you think it would just lead to more annoying retaliation from shitposters?
>>726308837>>726308817You have already chosen your pitiful end
>>726308829Plenty of flash games are fun, have graphics, and control well. That’ll be an 8/10 at the minimum saar or else we riot
>>726308986No, because both of those exist because the previous words used, portmanteaus of "sony nigger" and "nin ten year old", were filtered over the entire board, as well as a few of their variants.
>>726309090Plenty of flash games are unironically better than every single AAA release of the past 5, maybe even 10 years, retard.
>>726307304>>726307991Again, see>>726308702Because of embarrassing retards like you, 8/10 is ‘average’ and anything below it is dogshit. It’s a reheated GameCube kusoge
>>726309253>kusoge=boring and poorly madeIt is many things but not that
>>726308430
>>726309090So, what's the problem? Are you just against fun games? You are a pretty bad gamer if all you can play are 9 and 10s. Very normies of you.
>>726309352How can it be a port and ns2 only at the same time?
>>726309223>tendie likes old, outdated, ugly trashYeah, that tracks
>>726308430Why have the twitter bandits stolen our culture brothersThe curse is truly realized when we see our foes walking about with the skins of our fallen, a reminder of the parody we've become
>>726307651>haha get fucked chuds, i already preordered veilguard
>>726309506Sounds like you are very new to gaming. This board is for adult anons. Best go back to someplace child friendly.
>>726308430This
>>726309363The point is that it isn’t an 8/10. It’s a 6 at best. I played the test ride and I felt it was closer to a 4 or 5. The three tracks available were all extremely short and less interesting than any course in MK8D. City trials is brain dead simple and easy, and the finale is anticlimactic, twice I won by default because no one else picked the same minigame as me. And city trial is supposed to be the crown jewel. Very mediocre game. A reheated 23 year old GameCube kusoge for $70 + tax + tip. I’m holding out for MP4.
>>726309506>hyperautistic zoomie plays games exclusively by watching their favorite streamer on twitch
>>726309589Even veilguard seems like a 10/10 if you only compare it to the crap shitendo shits out on the shitch poo
>>726309657>says the subhuman religious zealot tendie cultist bigot
We could've had a new Smash by now, but no, Nintendo wanted Sakurai to make this instead.
>>726309703let's not go crazy, i'd even play drag x drive over veilguard.
>>726309676I had a different experience. But ok. Short be short. But quicker bursts didn't bother me. I like roaming, so city trial works for me in the long run. Enjoy mp4. Looks interesting. Albet giving other M vibes with the NPCs.
>>726309871Dude...
>>726309868Fuck off, darren "eric" dragonirian. No one is buying your shitendo shilling. The shitchh poo flopped.
>>726308176It's true, I turned 26 this year and I went from invincible demi-god to breaking down immediately. I ache in places I shouldn't, my soul (as I was born before the Y2K Soul Deficit) has grown weary, I even got a kidney stone.It's fucking over. I don't even know why I'm still alive.
>>726309901Yeah the NPCs and writing for MP4 are a bit of a red flag but everything else looks solid. Fingers crossed that it ends up being good
>He's pulling out the snoy copesLet me guess, the Japanese digital only PS5 is selling like shit.
>>726309871I was thinking of buying the PS4 vr one. Looks cute.>>726309782Dude. You can't play old games because graphics bad. You are literally a normies.
>>726308702Nice sophistry, bro.
>>726309782You should find Jesus. That amount of hatred isn't healthy.
>>726306860PFFFFFTHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAH
>>726309987Fingers crossed. I am hoping they have a solid concise map. No breath of the wild open nothing nonsense I hope. But I will find fun anyway, empty or not.
>>726309871Game journalists are fucking retards. The game hasnt even outsold Kirby or crash 4. How is it the best selling of the last decade?
>>726309987NTA but the open world is also a pretty major red flag. The odds of it trying to retread BotW(Find the 6 people as you explore the open world) aren't exactly 0% and it REALLY should be 0%.
I love how yall flip between "critics dont matter" to "omg duuude this game got a 79.99999 its fucking oovvveerrr" Anything to fuel the anti-nintendo agenda hm?
>>726310298IconEra reject OP not having an anti-Nintendo agenda? Say it ain't so.
>>726307381They won and won't lose anymore, butthurts can't accept it.
>>726310210snoys live off misinfomation. Without it their worldview falls apart
>>726310298If this was any non Nintendo game it would be getting the same treatment, take it on the chin Tendie and suck it up
>>726310224open area is not open world anon
>>726306860back to the smash mines for sakurai
>The arcade racer being an arcade racer is le bad
>>726306860Reminder
>>7263102987/10>OH NO NO NO BROS KEEEEEEEK ITS A FLOP8/10 or higher>LOL PAID REVIEWERS AND SHILLSit's all so tiresome
Wiijeetsnoys out in full force today I see
>>726310429If the desert hub connects all the other open areas and then the open areas are essentially divine beasts and it's close enough. I'm hoping this is not the case mind you, the worst possible outcome is that instead of getting new items to unlock things the companions open doors for you instead once you unlock them. I will seethe so hard if that happens.
Console wars and rating fagging is only for poor people. Having money, I can just enjoy the games for what they are. So what if the game rated a 5/10. If I find something, anything fun in it. I am happy.
>the sequel to a cult classic doesn't have mainstream appeal oh noooConsidering the scores are higher than the original I would say its a success. Kirby air ride was never meant to be a major release in Nintendos eyes. The fans made it so because "its the smash bros duuude!"
>13holy obsessed
>>726310864I remember when this meme was for ps3. Good times.
>>726308430TORtanic ruined a whole generation of election tourists
samefag thread
>>726307381Lack of games to play on other platforms so they shitpost the one that does with the extra time they have not able to play games
>He's so mad he is using the Gigachad Nintendo is Mega Based list
I am going to go to the store tomorrow morning.I will bring Mr. Frosty with me to the store tomorrow.
>>726310958Yeah. Nintendo does do lots of shitty things. We cannot forget that. But I don't think it plays a role in how good or bad a game is. Just on if I should buy it new or used.
>>726307335This is just an easy way to identify fat lazy people over the internet. If you are a little bit active, you can keep a healthy mind even into old age, unless you have some brain disease. These people don't want to admit that being a lazy piece of garbage has slowed their minds so they just go "I must be getting old".
>>726308829>What's the problem?people like you
>>726310958>Yuzu+CitraWeren't those the kikes that paywalled updates behind a Patreon? They deserved to get fucked hard.
>>726310958Don't Riot and Blizzard have rapists and murders on their team lists.Isn't Valve literally funded by child gambling.
>>726311145Is Mr frosty a mudkips situation?
>>726311328ywnbaw
>>726311328That doesn't mean anything. You need to be more specific to make a real point
>>726311348I don't understand how other people being shitty ass faggots negates other shitty ass faggots. All are shit.
>>726311350What is a mudkips situation?
>>726311509A high school mentally handicapped student raps a mudkips Pokemon plush all where the world can see.
>>726310864>Fuck nintendo 13.pngWhy are you this obsessed?
Question 1, if you were a fan of the original game, you would have likely brought Air Riders regardless of the 'reviews', right?Question 2, why take the reviewers seriously? It was already established long ago that professional reviewers weren't representative of the fans of said game/series/etc. Why put so much stake in what they say?
>>726311595Oh, ok.No, I would never do that to Mr. Frosty.
>>726309871>Sold less then Kirby>Sold less than DK>Sold less Metroid (somehow)>Somehow the best selling Platformer in a decade Being a game journo is the job you get when you are too dumb to work at McDonald’s
>>726307050mario if he real
I dont remember the original being this seizure inducing. You collect a few power ups in city trial suddenly your vehicle is uncontrollable and becomes the hydra.
>>726311294I am unhealthy as fuck with bad genetics and I never exercise plus I have low t and even I could keep up with it cause I'm not a pussy
>>726307335When old was based on physical durability in the agricultural age when people were expected to walk to work, you were old in your 40s. In the industrial age old became increasingly based on mental firmness rather than cardiovascular endurance and old was eventually raised to the 60s. In terms of gaming old is based on twitch motor skills hand-eye coordination and reflex speed, and old is in the late 20s.
>>726311682I use reviewers as easy vid evidence of a game. And listen to their description of gameplay, etc. do this with 3 reviews and you can get an idea of will you enjoy a game or not. I don't care what they really think about it. I just want info.
>>726311773False
>>726307381worship of nintendo is an american millennial thing, zoomers don't hold the same undying loyalty to the brand.
>>726311861I don't use raw reaction time anymore. I use intuition drawn from years of experience.
>>726311963Sure you know all about being too dumb for a McJob, Mr. Janitor at Self-loathing.
>>726312026A lot of zoomers do but they’re trans/gay/a furry
>>726311682It looks like more Kirby Air Ride which makes it a day one buy if I ever buy a Switch 2.
>>726311883>do this with 3 reviews and you can get an idea of will you enjoy a game or not.So you let these guys influence your decision to buy a game? Even if you're a fan of said series the game is from?
>>726306860Oh nonono Kirbybros the SonicGODS won....
>>726312026I just want fun games. Don't care the company. >>726312138I do need more lesbians in my games.
>>726312051Idk if other people have this problem but if I try too hard to act on reflex I convulse I have to intentionally not try to think too far in the future or it’s like I get shocked
>>726312168I get info. Even if a fan. Because some companies make cheap cash grab games in a series. And shit is bought in bargain bins. I skipped many games due to cheap crap, to come back years later and buy it cheap.
>>726312138yeah maybe, just speaking from my own anecdotal experience as an elder zoomer. I've never known a diehard Nintendo guy in my life. kind of wish I did just for the hell of it.
>>726308430Historically accurate effortpost. I miss when people enjoyed things. Now every thread I go into about any game has half the thread saying it's shit, or didn't sell enough, or everyone who bought it or liked it deserves to be excised from the board, etc. Hate gets clicks and engagement.
>>726310864kys dumb spic
>>726311682>Why put so much stake in what they say?I ask this myself everyday, same shit with game awards
>>726312168I think it's good to read both positive and negative reviews. I've seen plenty of shitty positive reviews that offer nothing of value to a consumer. Sometimes negative reviews will be constructive and let you know about some actual problems that might put you off of the game. Not every game is perfect and going in purely blind can lead to pure disappointment.
>>726311330CEMU was, not sure about the others. I know Yuzu was picked up on the radar after it became a big part of the publicized TotK street date break. Retards couldn't keep it under their hats. They had to make tiktoks and Kotaku articles about how you could play TotK two weeks early for free.
Sonic racing crossworlds won.
>>726308430It's partly this but you've missed the unrecoverable level of ass pain that snoys have felt since the NOGAEMS meme. Years of being relentlessly mocked on /v/ broke their tiny brains, which is extra funny because tendies were heckled just as much with the wagglan meme. snoys are children though so they couldn't handle the bants and all the bullying turned them into angry, bitter little people who are desperate to drag everyone else down to their level of misery. Every time Sony loses and Nintendo wins the snoys lose more of what little remaining humanity they have and become just a little more unhinged.
>>726307381Nintendo won the 9th generation with an underpowered tablet while the rest of the industry was busy commiting sepuku with their stupid AAA budgets and graphicsfaggotery. The cope back then was that Nintendo didn't count, and wasn't really competing with the rest of the industry. That is until Microsoft was forced to go third party and Sony started porting 1st party games on the Switch. That's when the AAAfags started sweating. Then the Switch 2 was revealed and it was just the Switch 1 but better. Then and there the future was set to be under total Nintendomination for the duration of the 10th gen. Sony could not survive that long if it happened and Nintendo would be left with a total console monopoly. Imagine a console maker that hates graphicsfags, dirty gaijins, and big budget movie games as the only force left standing in the industry. Now you understand why they desperately try to get a gocha on Nintendo. If only they were able to slander their reputations, the sales would stop and graphicsfaggotery would become mainstream again. Alas it seems like the Switch 2 ignores their online crusade, so it seems that the current era of vidya is coming to a close
>>726312278No, I get what you mean. If I try too hard to be in the moment, I start to think about focusing on the moment more than what is actually going on. It's weird overthinking
>>726312667Yuzu was a piece of shit that often couldn't run new releases without a patch, and patches were behind their patreon paywall for the first couple months. While those patches would inevitably get leaked, someone somewhere had to pay for them. They even bragged about how much more money their patreon made after totk leaked, which really fucked them up in the suit. Ryujinx was by far the better emulator, but it was less retard-proof, but yuzu figured out a way to monetize their own incompetence.
>>726312667Oh yeah, that's right. What the fuck is wrong with Zoomers and how they can't keep secrets? They're so attention hungry that they have to share everything out loud to the largest audiences possible.
>>726312570>flopbot capped at 2m mario destroys astrobot any day of the week
>>726313019That 2 million figure comes from an "analytics" firm that's just making random guesses based on them assuming the gay awards gave it a significant boost.
>>726308430Best post ITT
>>726312694Eggman won.
>>726312694...the approval of the trannies that read (pirate) the IDW comics.
Astro bot is fun. Only poor people would argue against enjoying it because Mario also exists.
>>726309871>you can clearly see the whiteout edit
>>726313181I saw a trade for scrapnick island. I was planning on buying a copy.
>>726309871Posting that in a Kirby thread is very brave considering that Astroturf got mogged by Kirby's last mainline game
>>726306860No one with an IQ over 60 cares about "critic reviews".
>>726313080so... where is the actual sales numbers?
>>726313348No one with an IQ above 60 cares about review score in general
>>726312445On the other side it's also led to a reverse sort of Tortanic posting where you have annoying faggots obsessed with sales figures and never shut up about games selling well either. Tortanic really destroyed discussion here, it's never about if a game is good or not.
>>726312998Because emulators for modern systems are 80% console warring, 13% piracy (piracy is based, not saying it's a bad thing, but it's also in a very separate category from standard emulation), and 7% people actually utilizing features that emulators bring, such as mods, fps uncaps, etc.
>>726312980It's a shame Ryujinx got hit too. I used it to play FE Engage and while I might have hated that game the emulator was very good.
>>726313080Didn't the Circana guy mention that the buzz Astro got for the award lasted less than 24 hours?Imagine winning GOTY and being less relevant than fucking Bubsy.
>transgender game journo reviewers getting absolutely filtered by the mechanics not being playskool tier mario kart auto-steer bab shitsaw this coming from a mile away
>>726313224Astro Bot is the only game that makes me sad that I don't have a PS5, and I honestly hate that it's the ONLY one. There's no more competition or variety anymore between consoles. I really wish Sony didn't put all their eggs into the western AAA movie game basket and produced way more cool Japanese games like on the PS1 and PS2.
I rate it 8.8/10.
>>726313224It's fine. Nothing more, nothing less. If I owned a ps5, I might be a little miffed if I bought it full price, but I wouldn't be upset. >>7263133541.5 million until sony decides to give it out for free for a couple months of ps+ and then "update" the numbers with those brand new "sales".
>>726312998clout farming + socialist ideals.
>>726307381Snoys made fun of xbone for a decadeNintengoys made fun of snoys for half a decadeNow its your turn bucko
>>726307381PC trannies mad they can't have their cake and eat it too with Nintendo games and Snoys mad at the success and praise of Nintendo still.
>>726313435That's a direct reaction to everyone automatically assuming every game is a failure. I don't like salesfagging at all but it's understandable why it happens. When everyone's snap assessment is x game failed because tendies, bad game, shit series, fatigue, etc. it's not a surprise to see people counter with a data point that shows most of their criticism didn't actually affect the market's perception of the game's value. It's a really nasty spiral of negativity that leads to the board being unusable.
>>726313641What's there to make fun of? The Switch is outselling everything and they have a game up for GotY in down/mid year for their software.
>>726313393I personally like user scores on platforms like Steam where you need to own the game to review it and you can see the amount of time someone has put into the game that they're calling shit.
>>726312980>>726313450It can't be understated that how brazen jewzu was being to grift on the emulation scene could have legitimately lead to the extremely shaky precedent that makes emulation technically legal being overturned. I wouldn't be surprised if other emulator devs were sending them death threats behind the scenes should they be retards and take this to court instead of settling. No one within the emulation scene ever liked shitra or jewzu, they were propped up purely by normalfags and game journos.
>>726309352>legend of the dark witch>shovelwareThose games are really fun mega man-like games with some solid music. They’re also not that expensive
Kirby will kill every tranny in the world by 2027
>>726313859The only thing I hate about Steam reviews is that the top reviews are almost always some meme bullshit with a million gay awards on it.
>>726314057Holy based
>>726314057BASED
>super basic game>add a bunch of bullshit faux rpg mechanics to bloat up the length of your game and make your slop appear complexYep, it's a Sakurai game, what a fucking hack
>>726313757Yeah, it's a tit for tat sort of thing but you'll have colossal faggots going>it's still going to sell millionsas if that matters if the game itself is bad. If anything, bad games selling well is harmful to the industry because it pushes the rest of the industry in that direction when they copy it. Even when good games sell well, they still warp the industry around them. It's like when you play a game and it has the BotW for some reason, even something like Ys9, it's silly. Now Nioh 3 wants to be Elden Ring, which is also silly. But yeah, between Gamergate turning everything political and Tortanic turning everything into salesfagging, games being good or not barely matters anymore. All that matters to /v/ are if it's "woke" and what console it's exclusive on because the political tribalism has seemingly made the consolewar tribalism even more pronounced when most people here should be able to afford being idorts now and there's like 20 exclusives combined in an entire generation now.
>>726314397FILTERED TRANNY
>>726308430/threadLove is hard. Hate is easy.
>>726313871It's been this way since CEMU grifting that they could play the Wii U version of BotW without needing to buy a Switch back in 2017. The emulation scene has been filled with normgroids and SEAmonkeys ever since.
>>726314398>It's like when you play a game and it has the BotW for some reasonThe BotW glider^
>>726313489Wait. Is the reviewer actually a tranny? >>726313224Astro Bot is a great game but it is a game that exposes a lot of people (Sony fans) online for having no having no experience with a platformer game. People were hailing it as a game that revitalized the genre when it doesn’t do anything new or that much better than other 3D platformers.
>>726313224Astro Bot would be way more popular than it is if it didn't have store-brand tier character design, which is ironically the only western-made thing in an otherwise Japanese game.
>>726306943>>726307025does playing fast racing games keeps your mind sharp?
can i play air riders with my friends using nso
>>726306860
>>726310864>>>/dbs/
>>726307381Inbred niggers with no knowledge or intellect actually bought into the 'NintenDOOOOOOOMED. sony rules. suck it bitches' faggotry lies and copes during the WiiU era.These worthless dicvk weasels have been begging and demanding Nintendo games on their shitty systems since the N64 at a minimum>inb4 NUH UH!!Lying fags.There were tons of edits of various mario or zelda games on playstation for years, steamfags demand nintendo games on there, they get the most emulation attention.Cope and mald you sour grape twats.So when Nintendo didn't die during the WiiU, because they never were at risk, it infuriated these cucks.Then the Switch released and was a massive hit among everyone. Every first prty game did nearly10mil units.The Switch easily out did the ps2's REAL numbers of 145-148mil.And the games retain their high quality and well developed mechanics.Nintendo is succeeding where near every other developer or publisher is laying employees off, selling themselves off, or crumbling under GaaS lootbox gacha freeium horse shit.Success breeds jealousy.
>>726308430>So instead of people being normal about anything, and either ignoring or taking a small look at something, people dedicated days, weeks, months, sometimes up to a year, obsessing about how much they dislike something, because it makes you part of the "In group" to repeat the popular opinion, and a "Part of the culture" to participate in disliking something, rather than bonding over what one likes and otherwise just looking more at what you like, than what you dislikeTHIS.FUCKING THIS.I feel like an outsider whenever I write something positive here these days. It feels almost wrong to discuss with random anon why we both like a game or character(unless it's for fap purposes(which I don't mind ofc but still)).But you can also point at mods. New game that comes out and people are enjoying? Is it Nintendo game? No?>"Go and make a general">"Buy an ad">You have been banned, generals belong to /vg/I will always be bitter for how /v/ mods killed CTR:NF longevity in any capacity. Even when there were updates coming, mods kept banning the threads because "they are a general" but you sure as hell don't see same for Smash or Mario Kart. No, I'm not some anti-nintendo schizo, I like both Smash(I play comp) and Mario Kart(Wii CTGP is best) but it's sheer hypocrisy. Like yeah, it's nice we have at least some positive threads, even if Smash rosterfaggotry and dramafaggotry is what it is, but I wanna actually discuss some newer games too.When mods have same view on 4chan as election tourists, what can you even do? I'm not being defeatist, I just genuinely want to know what you can do about it. I try to talk positively about stuff but it's hard when someone starts just yelling tranny at you and spamming wojaks or something. And only rarely mods do anything, usually just nuking the whole thread because...???It's like rules don't mean anything for mods most of the times, and the userbase is sharty-lite. Pure pain.
>>726308289eric stop being antiwhite for one damned day in ouir life.You are just hexing sony to fail harder.
>>726307381The games are just bad and it doesn't help that the mods biasedly defended them over the years and have a weird clique of dicksuckers.
>>726307050"mario if he real" for insane good luck everytime
>>726315118Crossworlds and PEAK both have have constant threads for months. Jannies sometimes tried to intervene, but gave up pretty easily. It all boils down to how dedicated the people playing the game are.
Why is EVERY fucking thread a schizo thread now? The board's just nosedived in quality since the April outage. Already sucked but now it's like 90% schizos and bots.
>>726307304>asshurt retard is too stupid to understand how to play a kirby game KAKKAROOOOOOO
>>726315376>Already sucked but now it's like 90% schizos and bots.The cloud flare outage yesterday showcased that well when anyone that didn't already have cookies couldn't post. It's unreal how much better /v/ was without the bots, retards using the proxy site, and most of the phonefags.
>>726306860You're too slow, pinkball.
>>726307381The fans of the other major platform are an unironic cult at this point.
>>726315634I can't forgive Crossworlds being $70 plus a day one $30 season pass that didn't even bother to have all the characters voiced.
>>726315329I'm genuinely happy for anons on those threads. I just remember with CTR:NF mods nuked a thread instantly few times....Unless you made ">[Year] >I'm forgotten..." versions. It's fucking insane how making thread like that, which is genuinely just flamewar/ragebait in essence, is allowed if not encouraged but having game name in subject or OP is sometimes considered a "general".I hope mods have kinda changed their minds but Umamusume had the same thing happen recently. I few times thought a thread was about something else but it was anons' stealth thread so mods don't ban them. I think they have loosened finally now that it isn't as big of a game as before(Logic behind that is bit ??? tho) but it shouldn't be a thing at all. Maybe fucking limit the discussion about MP4's NPC culturewar shit to one thread or preferably none if people are just gonna idpol around.I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THE MODS WE SOMETIMES HAVE WOJAK THREADS STAY UP FOR 300 REPLIES LIKE NOBODY NOTICES IT COME ONNNNNN
>>726310958BASED CHADtendo list
>>726313348>>726313393>>726313859>Tendies when critics are positive towards a Nintendo game>"SEEEE!!?!?!?!!?!?! Look at the score! IT'S GOTY! GOTY CONFIRMED!!!!">Tendies when the critics are negative towards a Nintendo game>"Nobody cares about what critics think..."Why are they like this? No other fanbase is so hypocritical.
>>726314398>It's like when you play a game and it has the BotW for some reason, even something like Ys9, it's silly. Now Nioh 3 wants to be Elden Ring, which is also silly. That's how the AAA industry is. They see something that's popular, and then either try to make their own version, or copy parts of it and crowbar it in to whatever they're making. BotW and Eldin Ring are popular? Every game must be open-world!Minecraft is popular? Better include crafting in our game!Fortnite is popular? We better make our own live-service battle royale with battle passes!
>>726307852Nintendo is a jewish company
>>726315634Its going to be funny when kirby outsells flopnic's DLCworld
>Tendies when critics are positive towards a Nintendo game>"SEEEE!!?!?!?!!?!?! Look at the score! IT'S GOTY! GOTY CONFIRMED!!!!">Tendies when the critics are negative towards a Nintendo game>"Nobody cares about what critics think...">Why are they like this? No other fanbase is so hypocritical.
>>726315865I remember that Deltarune was also being heavily suppressed when chapter 3 came out. The mods and jannies are just dumb. They fact that Twitter repost threads are only banned sometimes shows that they have their own weird morals and methods depending on who's patrolling at the time.
>>726315376>Why is EVERY fucking thread a schizo thread now?No one is playing video games any more. You can't sustain a board on current year nintendo shit and RPGs. /v/ is starting to look like what happened to /a/.>someone starts making the same dumb ritual threads every day>mods suspiciously defend this despite removing all old board culture as spam>there's a sudden rapid shift in board culture>tons of ritual spam>extremely curated discussion>no negativity allowed about whatever the mod likes, so much negativity is heaped on what the mod doesn't like that discussion is impossible>every dump is made on a pass timer>even unrelated threads are chained together and people are directed to move from one thread to the next>board grinds to a halt and diesThat's what /v/ feels like with all the crappy daily generals and ritual threads. You can see it with shmups, every day some guy wakes up and makes the same 5 bait threads he's been making for 8+ months now, you can't even discuss shmups if you really wanted to, its just whatever the guy making the bait threads wants to screech about. All of /v/ is like that. How many days in a row has there been a mass effect thread, a skyrim thread, a ffx thread, a fallout thread, a vtmb thread. etc. These are all ancient really boring games with no replayability and they have constant threads. This doesn't work.
>>726306860Looks like the Weekly Circlejerking Thread will need to find another image for their daily spam.
>>726307381Famitsutrannies keep leaking out of their general.
>>726316335The NDS fag will stop spamming it the nano-second it outsells that MTX infested sonic slop
>>726313641>Now its your turn buckoTo do what? Whatever it is, it's definitely not playing video games
>>726316237>someone starts making the same dumb ritual threads every dayI will stand by the fact that the Nagatoro threads on /a/ are some of the worst the site has to offer. What went from enjoyable threads every week for the new chapter devolved into the same guys posting the exact same posts every day, necrobumping the thread for days on end. And when it dies, a new one pops up. A literal zombie general that the mods never touch.
>>726316732>I will stand by the fact that the Nagatoro threads on /a/ are some of the worst the site has to offer>FKMT posteryou're part of the problem
>>726307381>>726308430LMAO I like when you guys turn into limp-wristed, crybaby punk bitches when the stuff you like gets its turn to be shat on and made fun of. It's funny because everyone KNOWS you do/have done the same to other stuff. You just really don't like it when it happens to shit you personally like and care about.
>LMAO I like when you guys turn into limp-wristed, crybaby punk bitches when the stuff you like gets its turn to be shat on and made fun of. It's funny because everyone KNOWS you do/have done the same to other stuff. You just really don't like it when it happens to shit you personally like and care about.
The snoy is spamming multiple threads Tomorrow is going to be a bloodbath and I'm guessing the overpriced digital only PS5 failed to save sony in japan
>>726316901>Makes up an entire person in their head to get mad at.
>>726313641>we kicked a company while they were down>that means we get to kick another one while they're at their strongest!Logic.
>>726317071Apparently it only sold 9 units in one of Japan's biggest chain electronics stores.
>>726313641>ignores the wii u era when the famitsu threads were first made just so snoys could gloat about sony's sales and shit on the wii u
>>726313807Did you miss the Wii era when everyone made fun of tendies nonstop despite the Wii selling the best? We're seeing a return to form.
>>726316230I almost forgot Deltarune was a thing when it always gets banana'd so easily.Like for what reason? Popular new game having discussion isn't a reason for bans. There were OC and shit, fuckton of it, made by anons here. But that's seen as bad thing by mods.Like I just went over the catalog quickly and shift+m1 stuff that are brainlessly negative or just shit. You can disagree and I 100% understand if (You) think one of them are completely okay and nice threads, but come on. I didn't even hide most of the Twitter or news article screenshots even when I know that if I open them they are just culturewar shitflinging.The fucking "gacha game notif" twitter screenshot of random literal who talking about boys dm'ing them being up and over 200 replies is fucking embarrassing. I didn't even open it. We all know what it's gonna be and mods ain't doing anything.
>>726316230>I remember that Deltarune was also being heavily suppressed when chapter 3Honestly good.Fuck Deltatroon's fanbase.Fun game, but the fans of it shouldn't be given rights.
>>726317934people thought the 2 minutes of hate in 1984 was absurd but here we are living in a world with 24 hours of hate.
Sakurai has never made a good game. Yea, he's good at adding a bunch of neat features and autistic details, but he is not good at making a game actually fun. No one would care about Smash if it didn't have Nintendo characters.
Kirbyfaggots got too cocky
>>726317934The only thing I can say about Deltarune was that when chapter 3 and 4 dropped, half of the entire board was Deltarune threads, many of which were the same fucking thing over and over, so I don't blame the mods for trying to force some restraint, but once it was clear that they wouldn't allow even one thread, that's when it veered into power tripping. Also the only remotely decent looking thread there is the simpsons one, and even then it's just "Game you like bad?" bait.
>>726318291inazumaspic slop flopped
Kirbybros...did we just lose??
>>726318291Her smug aura arouses me
>>726318532making journotroons seethe is a win
>>726318626This.I'll be playing city trial with my kids while they're crying alone an unloved.
>>726316187Fanboyism. Thats the behavior of any fanboy. Snoys do the same shit.
I love how the game isn't even out worldwide and we already formed full opinions on the game. Emplemon was right, people just wanna be critics and not play games anymore
>>726317824The Wii era was terrible for core Nintendo fans though. Unironically worse than the Wii U since at least the Wii U had decent games. The system was selling as a Wii Sports machine and there was fuck all to play that wasn't compromised by gimmicks. The Switch and now Switch 2 are selling for their games, not because they come with a pack in living room bowling game.
>>726319021The amount of people wanting to spend $70 or $80 on games is dwindling as more and more cheaper and free alternatives are available, yeah. In gaming it's especially bad because games from 1 or 2 years ago can be as low as $20.
>>726307381A bunch of children grew up to make nintendo their entire personality
>>726319141Yeah there are less and less people willing to spend money. That's why games are selling more.
>>726319293>games are selling moreThe mass industry layoffs and stock fiascos suggest otherwise
>>726319293The games selling more are usually cheaper like Silksong. Even Pokemon ZA sold less than Arceus, Sw/Sh, and S/V despite there being more Switch owners than ever before and having a Switch 2 bundle. Spending is on the decline across the industry, I'm pretty sure GoY underperformed too.
>>726319435Concord isn't a game
>>726319435>Western companies that thought the COVID bump would never end went bustOh nooooooooooooooooooooo
>>726319435I think that has more to do with the fact that game development has ballooned so hard that games will flop no matter what. Look at Spiderman 2. That game sold 11 million copies, which by all means isn't bad. But since the game cost almost $300,000,000 to make, it wasn't that much of a success compared to games that sold less but cost only a fraction of the price to make.
>>726318291I will be playing Raika's game instead
>>726319435>The mass industry layoffs and stock fiascos suggest otherwiseMeanwhile the likes of Nintendo and Capcom are raising their employees wages and expanding their offices.
>>726307381Not exclusive to Nintendo, try almost any game or gaming topic
>>726306860No Adeline, no buy.
>>726319021The network test was ass
God damn i love the absolute meltdown and hypocracy of tendies lately>HAHAHA BOTW AND ODYSSEY GOT 97 ITS LE PERFECT MASTERPIECES YOU LOST SNOYS WE WON LET ME SPAM THESE SCORES FOR NEARLY A DECADE>*shitendo games no longer score high*>NOOOOOOOOO DONT LISTEN TO THESE JOURNALISTS DONT LISTEN TO THESE PEOPLE MAKING FUN OF THE GAME THEY ARE SCHIZO SNOYS ITS ACTUALLY LE GREATEST GAME EVER STOP MAKING FUN OF IT AAAIIIEEEEEEEkeeekarroooo
>>726306860Lol switch 2 is dead on fucking arrival.
>>726306860I will be saving my $70 plus tip
>>726320154Forgot to add, saving it so I can buy the game at midnight.
>>726319498wtf are you actually talking about? swsh is the 2nd best selling game in the series only selling less than red and blue. Stop making shit up to fit some bullshit narrative you pulled out your ass that you thought made you sound insightful. You should consider suicide retard
>>726320254Are you ESL or simply retarded?
>>726319704you realize half the budget doesn't actually go into the game right? Just like the move industry half the budget is being laundered to who know where. So anything major studio project that makes back its budget made its money and then some.
>>726315634And MKW is at 89. Your point?
The best games are all 7/10s.
>>726320428"no u" is the best comeback you got?
>>726320072ironic from a mindbroken snoy
>>726320729You have already chosen your pitiful end
>>726319884Based
Anyone noticing shitendo games are not being rated highly lately? Many of them are scoring like shit and cant get higher than a 92+ when launch games used to easily do thatshitendo cant make good games anymore. No wonder they switched to movies
>>726306943>>726307025I’m 31 and this game is really not hard to keep up with at allIf you’re really feeling overwhelmed on the ground, you can just spend a round in the air
>>726320254SV and GS actually outsold SwSh but yes you are right that sales aren't declining. Switch era pokemon sales are higher than the DS and 3ds era
>>726320719What the fuck does Sw/Sh selling well fucking matter when the point is that ZA underperformed compared to the other contemporary releases despite there being more Switch owners than before? You can't even go "oh those are just the mainline games" when it sold worse than the game it's a sequel to. Selling worse than the previous game is increasingly common, GoY is on track to do just that which is why I brought it up.Games aren't selling more than their previous entries on the same console anymore. The industry is moving away from people wanting to buy full priced games, the games becoming popular this year are almost always $50 or less. The COVID bubble is bursting.
>>726320950>journos all bootlick for sony so every nintendo game is working with a massive penalty
>>726314726Yes, as does playing any other kind of fast-paced game that demands quick reflexes and decision-makingAge has nothing to do with it unless you’re getting into 60+ age rangesPeople’s ability to think and process information quickly just gets dragged down by lazily doomscrolling and playing nothing but RPGs and walking sims
>>726320950Shitendo NEVER made good games, now they're just too bankrupts to bribe the scores any higher than this
>>726320746projecting this much isn't healthy, snoy why are you making fun of sony selling the literal same game 5 times in a row with the only difference being a thank you letter from the groomer writer
>>72630702530 year old alcoholic boomer here, had zero issues parsing what was going on in either of the playtests. what the fuck is wrong with redditors
>>726320950Yeah I've also noted that they're lower in budget and sell more than most games leading to sustainable development times and a high cadence of releases.
>>726321328Miyamoto didn't write the last of us though. Miyamoto could never write something as culturally significant as the last of us. Miyamoto is the groomer.
>>726321263>just too bankrupts
>>726307025Lmao these dumb ahh uncs cooked like *skull**wilting rose*
>>726321396>tranny of usKEK
>>726307129They are fat and looking for another reason for why their brains don't work anymore. The diabetes will consume them.
>>726321263SAAR
>>726307335Its just a convenient excuse for people that have given up on themselves. They also can't help but mention exactly how old they are. >heh I need to lay down after that one! Cause I'm old! AHH my back! I'm old bro! I can't do it. Did I mention I'm 32?You see it a lot in hobbies that are physical.
Is this just gonna be what all Air Riders discussion is on this board, just endless shitposting about its score and nothing else?
>>726321126unless you’re new here, tendies have been spamming BOTW/mario odyssey and smash ultimate review scores for nearly a decade like the bible. You made fun of TOTK or posted an essay criticizing it? Let me spam journalist sites calling it revolutionaryNow that shitendo is getting bad review scores its suddenly DA SNOYS that are the reason they get bad scoresyou lost tranny. Everyone hates shitendo
>>726321396projector-kun is losing his mind trying to defend The Pedos of Us
>>726321263>TOO BLOODY BANRUPTS BASTARDS
>>726321510anon its like this for every nintendo game or nintendo related thing, complete and utter nigger tier derangement on all levels.
>>726306943>>726307025why are retards treating being 30 as being an elderly person? this isn't the 1930s anymore
>>726321510Hopefully it'll probably die off soon. Like how Crossworlds discussion was "move over Mario Kart" until the game came out and the shitposting subsided after a couple weeks.
>>726321510the game isn’t even out yet so it’s only the usual schizo threads right now
>>726321514>snoy is completely mindbroken at one of the best games ever made has a high score reminder that journos were seething and crying because nintendo stopped giving them free shit because nintendo realized how worthless they are, just like E3 was
>>726307050Mario if he real
>>726320950Nature is healing
>>726321369id rather have a company occasionally make high quality games than spam shovelware like kirby air riders and pokemon
>>726321645They got skill checked and are blaming it on age. Idk what the fuck they're talking about I'm 33 and have no issues in any game.
>>726320950Reviewers aren't immune to the hate bandwagon that's taken over social media. The release window titles are also not the kinds of games that generally review exceptionally well this time around.
>>726306860I'm assuming this requires a recent system firmware update to be playable, yeah?
>>726321604Yep. Can't have Metroid threads either right now
I like how this shit thread isn't even talking about the video game, just useless internet drama. This board lost the point long ago.
>>726321751>Equating a Sakurai masterpiece to Game Freak shitbait used to be believable.
not a single good switch 2 game this year?
>>726320950Anyone noticing the antitendies posts often have reddit spacing?
>>726321751You get shit quality and no games instead.
>than spam shovelware like kirby air ridersThe bait in this thread is so pathetically shit that I wont even give it a (you).
>>726321645Coping about being shit at gamesYeah they probably have other responsibilities that make it hard to dedicate time to getting good, but pretending like “Oh if only I wasn’t the crusty old age of 32 I could still play real good” just makes them look lame as hellIt’s fine to just say you’re not good at a game
>>726321875>tranimeyou lost
>>726321732see? You did it again. You use their review scores as why a game is LE MASTERPIECE and then create this massive cope excuse on why its rated poorlyif they rated a game a 97 again you’d suddenly be sucking every one of the journalists toes and find some headcanon as to how shitendo magically got rid of all the snoy reviewersjust admit shitendo cant make good games anymore. Its not just journalists, the whole internet hates them now
>>726322041acfag your nigger leaf sperging is too easy to see through.
>>726322041and here we have the seething redditor having a meltdown because it’s narrative just got gaped >>726322094oh shit it is acfag kek
>>726321869I'm not one to believe in conspiracy shit, but I'm genuinely starting to believe that at least 80% of the dogshit shitposts and ragebait posted here is done by people from places like private Discord groups or soijak party. Everything just feels too artificially shit and repetitive. Every thread like this always has the same exact posts.
>>726322041>see? you (schizobabble I made up)no sorry snoy, BOTW is one of the best games ever made
>>726321875Speaking from personal experience:>MKW was great but I'm a casual when it comes to the series>Bananza was almost as good as Odyssey and it takes quite a bit to make me care about 3D platformers>PLZA was the best Pokemon game in years, it was good even without grading it on a curve>Age of Imprisonment is excellent for a musou>Switch 2 versions of Switch 1 games make a lot of games worth replaying due to perfect performance targets >Japanese third parties have shown up and released a lot of good stuff to play to fill in the time between Nintendo releases such as Rune Factory Nipland Edition, FFT, P3R, and Raidou RemasteredIt's been a good six months all things considered.
>>726322287>places like private Discord groups or soijak partyit took you this long to realize that?
>>726322358bait
>>726311682Loving the original and buying the sequel are 2 completely different things, only the most braindead retarded cultist would buy a game simply because of the name.Love the original, not touching the sequel unless it drop in price significantly. Same with Metroid Prime 4.
>>726322395Not everything is bait. I've been enjoying my time with the system.
>>726322180of course it ishe spends all day trying to attack nintendo and failing, saying BOTW is good ALWAYS makes him throw a tantrum and start shitting himself trying to make up shit and put words in your mouth
>Same score as the newest Pokémon slopIm sick to my stomach KirbyBros
>>726321869the game isn’t even out and I’ll be busy playing it when it is
>>726322358The only thing I genuinely hate about the Switch 2 is the whole key-card thing. I really would love if all the games were purely on the cart. Also the ethernet port is a piece of shit.
>>726318291is her game a fucking turn based soccer?
>>726321117>the spin off game thats been out of a month didn't sell a quintillion copies, its so fucking over>You can't even go "oh those are just the mainline games" when it sold worse than the game it's a sequel toYes I can. ZA sales are irrelevant to profits of the franchise. It's a filler title meant to feed the paypigs while gen 10 is being made. Its pokemon lets go all over again. The game made its money back on preorders alone. Doesn't matter it sold less than the 1st legends game, pokemon makes its money from merch and main line games. Both of which are still printing money. Just look at the TCG and try to tell me pokemon is flopping. Actually consider learning how to tie the hangman's knot
>>726306860Hm, let's see what they're actually saying...>It's too chaotic>It doesn't control like a normal racing game therefore it's bad>It's too faithful to the originalyeah, fuck journos. This is exactly what I wanted.
>>726322395no, bait is shit like saying "the last of us remake part 1 redux re-clubbed is good"
>>726322537There's fucking footage, reviews and other shit to talk about, yet you choose to bitch about schizos and the like. Just exchange numbers at this point and make your own group chat with a kirby air riders background
>>726322608turned based slopccer and it’s shit and flopped
>>726321875A lot of decent switch games are just ports, and they all go to the switch 1. The switch 2 would have a good usage case for someone who doesn't own a switch 1 if not for the bad input delay. It has M2 shot trigger ports the PS4 doesn't have like Espgaluda 2. However, as hardware is flawed. Tabletop mode is just bad, the screen is bad, the joycons are bad, the pro controller is bad, etc. All of this has work arounds, but all of this comes at an expense. My arcade sticks are not even compatible with the switch, I had to buy an adapter.Its just a shitty piece of hardware with gimmicks that benefit no one. Hardware defines what will be on a console, and as of now the switch just feels like a crappy PC with 1% of the games. Like when we look at the dreamcast, its a literal naomi board, so of course its an arcade machine. When the wii came out its clear what that was and what the appeal of it was, even if its line up wasn't amazing. It was its own unique thing with a lot of neat unique titles. The switch certainly isn't that and the games on it just feel like nintendo branded variations of normalfag slop on other consoles.
>>726322041So, did you ever start AC6? Hell, did you even buy it?
>>726322650nigger I don’t need to read journotranny reviews or watch footage, seethe and dilate faggot schizonigger
>>726306860will it have another jewish song?https://youtu.be/2bEZQ00OOxY
>>726322563Games haven't been purely on the cart for decades wit hall the patches and DLC required nowadays. Physical has already been taking it in the ass for a while now.The day you can't download updates/DLC is the day I switch to a jailbroken system for everything. Key cards doesn't change that. Also, you can still download purchases from the fucking wii so it aint happening any time soon.
>>726322692chatGPT post
>>726322692avatar tranny momentdidn’t read btw
>>726307050Was?
>>726322608Nah
>>726322692>the joycons are bad, the pro controller is badEverything about your post sucks, but this takes the cake. The controllers are vastly better than the Switch 1 versions and the Pro 2 is one of the nicest controllers ever.
>>726322806Kirbybros wtf is this
>>726322612PLZA will likely sell more in its first quarter than PLA did anyway. PLZA was released before the holiday shopping season while SV released right at the start. Concerns about sales for a game that did 5.9 million in a week are silly.
did ACfag for real abandon the thread because he got called out? Lmao what a nigger.
>>726322692>the pro controller is badYou should leave details like this out if you want to sound believable.
>>726322829What is the appeal of the switch 2? All of these new games feel like ubislop crap with nintendo characters. When I finally got around to playing xenoblade I was utterly shocked by how bad it was. Its not an exaggeration to say its literally a single player korean MMO. The last 2D platformer nintendo shit out was mario wonder and it was super boring. Even super mario bros u was better. Everything nintendo releases now is super infantilized and boring, wonder was so retarded it almost felt like a fake game. No one is gunna be playing that 20 years from now. Where are the games?
>>726323210avatar tranny lmfao
>A lot of decent switch games are just ports, and they all go to the switch 1. The switch 2 would have a good usage case for someone who doesn't own a switch 1 if not for the bad input delay. It has M2 shot trigger ports the PS4 doesn't have like Espgaluda 2. However, as hardware is flawed. Tabletop mode is just bad, the screen is bad, the joycons are bad, the pro controller is bad, etc. All of this has work arounds, but all of this comes at an expense. My arcade sticks are not even compatible with the switch, I had to buy an adapter.>Its just a shitty piece of hardware with gimmicks that benefit no one. Hardware defines what will be on a console, and as of now the switch just feels like a crappy PC with 1% of the games. Like when we look at the dreamcast, its a literal naomi board, so of course its an arcade machine. When the wii came out its clear what that was and what the appeal of it was, even if its line up wasn't amazing. It was its own unique thing with a lot of neat unique titles. The switch certainly isn't that and the games on it just feel like nintendo branded variations of normalfag slop on other consoles.
>>726322803You are actually the kind of eternally online scum im talking about, drop dead.
>>726323210>avatarfagginglmao didn't read
>gunna
>>726322612>the spin off game thats been out of a month didn't sell a quintillion copies, its so fucking overI obviously mean compared to the games in the same time period. > ZA sales are irrelevant to profits of the franchise.No one cares about the fucking profits of the franchise you lunatic, this is about the entire gaming industry having a similar issue and your retarded little tendie brain can only fathom that post as needing to defend Pokemon when games like Death Stranding 2 are having the same thing happen. I explicitly put a Sony game as a comparison to show this and here we are with your fanboy brain needing to defend Pokemon. >>726323051The number is down despite more consoles than ever being out, that's an industry wide issue for sequels lately.
>>726323164Bro the dpad is hot garbage and still gives false diagonal inputs. How does the company that makes platformers not have a single input device with a functional dpad? Its INSANE.https://youtu.be/5VhDC9lugv0Why do nintendies always lie like this? This shit is not acceptable. Its deeply concerning how blatantly bad this is. Not only is it as bad as the switch 1 version, its WORSE.
>>726323367yet here you are crying like a bitch and you can’t do shit about it, stay gaped lil sis
>>726323467>tranime avtarfaggotLMFAO
>>726321875Bananza is the closest thing it has to a system seller. MKworld isn't bad its a downgrade frame 8 imo, honestly though Fast Fusion is a better racing game.>What the fuck is Fast Fusion its a indie racing game thats basically f-zero. It's only $20 on the eshop, worth way more than $80 for mario kart
>>726322041You lost and got raped.
