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LOOK AT THIS DUDE

OHH NO NO NO NO

ITS MID
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>>726306860
Nigger.
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Thank you.
We need hourly threads so we can finally get nintendo faggots off this board.
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IMAGINE PARTY BABYZ WON
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>>726306860
>that is with the Nintendo bonus
Oof... Seems like that faggot can only do Smash shit.
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>>726306969
Nintendo has nothing to do with you not being a woman, anon. You simply aren’t one. Nintendo doesn’t factor in. You are a man in a dress.
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What is there to discuss? Why can't /v/ discuss games that are actually worth playing?
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>>726307025
What is wrong with these faggots?
>t. late 30s
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>>726307081
>nintendo haters are le troons
I guess I am a troon as well, anon.
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>>726307081
You're jewish
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>>726307104
TRANNY AVATAR
TRANNY AVATAR
TRANNY AVATAR
TRANNY AVATAR
TRANNY AVATAR
TRANNY AVATAR
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>>726307104
I want Mahiro-kun to sit on my lap while we play Air Riders
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>>726307175
>guess I am a troon as well
ohno ndstroonies…
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>>726307073
It literally has one bad review and it's by some retard
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>>726306943
>>726307025
retards treating 30s and even 40s as being "old" really is something else
used to be that old was like 65+, but now anything over 21 and you may as well be a fossil
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>>726307304
BASED truth teller not paid by Nintendo gives the only honest review
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Genuinely what happened to make discussion around Nintendo games so fucking schizophrenic in recent years?
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>>726306860
Worse than I expected with the Nintendo AND Kirby bonus. But everything leading up to this made it seem like a complicated mess for autists with extreme ADHD. I still don’t know what the fuck it is but the original sucked and this one looks just as uninteresting.
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>>726307284
Nintendo DS troonies?
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>>726307304
>It is just one bad review
>The next review is still just 80
Pathetic, pedotendo troon.
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>>726307381
Board is infested with under 25s and more than likely multiple discord groups trying to farm (you) to share in their fag groups.
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>>726307335
they’re just coping over not being able to adapt or learn a game that isn’t a cinematic walking simulator or cozyslop
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>>726307381
Jeets, browns, trannies, etc
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>>726307458
don’t reply to me ever again troon
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>>726307381
Nintendo games started selling a gorillion copies when they were supposed to be going out of business after the Wii U according to schizos.
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>>726306860
But that is a good score, retard.
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Already have it preloaded on my switch 2. You lost, macaco.
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>>726307551
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not 95+ score? worthless, I only play video games of the HIGHEST quality.
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>>726307381
Nintendo fans aren't human.
So when they have to deal with actual human dialogue, they think it's schizophrenic, like an ant trying to read lettering it crawls on.
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>>726306860
>Slop after slop after slop after slop
No wonder tendies absolutely despise the game awards and only focus on sales, sales and mores sales from a dead country.
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>>726306943
>>726307025
>I suck at video games but I blame my age
Reddit dads strike again
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>>726307651
>You lost because I am gonna pay and "enjoy" a shitty game! OWNED!
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>tfw this game has more cutscenes than wol
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>>726306860
how much without nintendo bonus?
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>>726307797
Probably a solid 5/10.
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>>726307185
>>726307175
>calling out trannies? That’s jewish! Hehe…he
Wow what an amazing attempt at blending in. Maybe you’ll be a real woman afterall.
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>>726306860
The best reviews are from spics, even IGN Spain is there...
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>>726307462
That's an entirely different game's review.
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>>726307898
False
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>>726307781
KIDRBLT
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>>726307381
>Please, don't shitpost, criticize or make fun of my favorite gaming company!
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>>726307304
Same place gave Age of Imprisonment a 40. I don't like AoI, but the reviewer flat out said they are musou games and that the entire genre is embarrassing trash. Very fair and unbiased reviewer.

>Look! I lowered the metacritic score! I matter! My opinion means something! Tell me I matter!
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>>726306860
KWAB
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>>726307958
Illiteratebro...
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>>726307991
that they hate musou*

Apologies.
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>>726306860
I have Xbox/Nintendoeras fatigue. These scores are faker than Nintendo's numbers.
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>>726308043
Dispatch is a journalist outlet
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>>726306860
tenditroonsisters it's over
time to oil the rope and take the plunge
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>>726307973
Tendies are the second most dangerous cult in the world, right behind christianity. Both are fundamentalist religious zealot cultist bigots though.
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>>726307335
>if you're sub 25 you're a child who cannot give sexual consent
>if you're over 25 you're a fossil who should get ready to die
Being a zoomer must be a rollercoaster of insanity.
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At least the kirby threads are generally untouched by this shitflinging, but I suppose the trannies gotta get it out of their system with release right around the corner. Won't stop me from buying and enjoying it though, have fun being miserable niggers.
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Wait. You fags think a 78 is unplayable? Are you all fucking normies?
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>>726308152
Please stop, I can only laugh so hard
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>I'LL HAVE SO MUCH FUN WITH IT! WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME?
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>>726308207
Trans people are smarter and more moral than tendies
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>>726308281
You have already chosen your pitiful end
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>>726308207
>At least the kirby threads are generally untouched
We'll go out of our way to change this btw.
Thanks for bringing it to attention.
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>>726308252
It's just noombers shitposting, /v/'s favorite way to pass all the time freed up by not playing games
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>>726307381
TORtanic over 14 years ago created a culture that celebrated failure more than success, instead of people being excited for what might be fun, enjoyable, relevant, people are itching for the biggest flops, the mightiest falls, and the "Sickest mic drops" all ready to laugh at, mock, and belittle something, instead of enjoy it. There's more social points in blind rage than there is in enjoyment.

So instead of people being normal about anything, and either ignoring or taking a small look at something, people dedicated days, weeks, months, sometimes up to a year, obsessing about how much they dislike something, because it makes you part of the "In group" to repeat the popular opinion, and a "Part of the culture" to participate in disliking something, rather than bonding over what one likes and otherwise just looking more at what you like, than what you dislike. /v/ always had an angry lens but TORtanic is really what tipped it from "I like X game and Y GAME FUCKING SUCKS" to just "I HATE EVERYTHING BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY WAY I HAVE FUN" because anger is addicting and culture is broken. People are afraid of sincerity and trying new (Because they might be called "Cringe" and people expect a flop to excite them) but also fear rehash (Called a money grab and everything under the sun), so we're left with boring, generic things. Look at memes pre and post Pepe/Wojak. We're on year, what, 13 of recycled frog and wojak memes? And prior to that, up to 2011, we had OC every week, and then reddit got it and made it "rage faces" and then it was no longer hip, and any contribution was "cringe" so people stopped making OC, because we fear the cringe and love to hate, so we made Anti Culture. Not counter culture where we have our own cool stuff to parallel and contrast with culture, just anti culture. Hollywood also has anti culture, anti general audience, so neither of us are making things we like, we're just ready to rag on anything and only put in effort to hate.
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>>726308394
I'm having fun playing GOTY Ghost of Yotei, as well as free bonus content for GOTY 2024 Astrobot, tendies have not games to play, LOL
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>>726307991
>someone rated my shitty warriors game with a Zelda skin appropriately?!?
>how fucking dare they demean my friends at Nintendo
You’ll survive.
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>>726308430
The defeat of evil should be celebrated.
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I think Kirby air riders looks fun. I might buy a switch 2 for it. Looks like an enjoyable party game for friends.
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>>726308430
I’m not reading all that tendie.
Rewrite it but without the tears in your eyes.
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>>726308561
Much like chemotherapy, it has been far over used and killed all the healthy tissue too.
You did not beat the cancer. You tied with it. You and the cancer both died.
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>>726308430
That's part of it. The wiiu was supposed to be TORtanic, but on the scale of a giant company rather than just one shitty mmo. The fact they not only survived it, but had their most successful era of all time immediately after? It caused an amount of bootyblasting ass pain beyond measure.
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>>726308571
The open demo was fantastic, just by that alone I'd say the game is worth it, I might wait until after I finish metroid prime 4 to pick it up myself so I hope the community sticks around.
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It's almost like this is a remake of a game that wasn't popular to begin with or something.
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>>726306860
All of the squealing in this thread highlights why reviewers can’t be honest. The game is a reheated GameCube kusoge from 23 fucking years ago. A 78 is already a dishonestly high score, and you babies can’t help but cry about it anyway. Whiny gamers are exactly the reason why 8/10 is ‘average’ and anything below it is dogshit. Critics are mortified of backlash and offending manchildren so they have to inflate everything to hell and back and lie through their teeth. It’s been this way for literally decades, there are people who thought an 8.8 was a spit in the face and a massive insult worth flooding comment sections about and sending death threats
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>>726308520
I don't know. I am enjoying all the games I am playing on my switch. Final fantasy tactics just came out. Which is awesome. So having fun with that. And some indies I missed are also fun. Playing platform 8. Such a weird game.
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>>726308430
trvth nuke
misery breeds misery and the current day and age loves making more of it
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>>726308640
I'd rather video games be dead than nintendo not be mocked for every waking moment those subhumans are on this board.
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>>726308207
go back to >>>r/nintendo fag
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>>726308598
I think you should stick to tiktok tranny, it has content that'll be easier to digest for you, and you won't have to go into a panic attack over seeing more than five words.
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>>726308702
The score is about fun, graphics and controls. It looks fun. Has graphics and controls like the old one. It's a sequel. What's the problem?
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>>726307381
Envy and contrarianism due to the Switch's success
>>726307396
Kirby games are almost always rated lowly by Nintendo standards
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>>726308520
That's why you spend your day trying to convince people [other game] is shit and dead is it
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>>726307381
Reflection of the state of the world
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>>726308598
Get the sand out of your axe wound first.
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>>726308571
Kirby Air Riders justifies a switch 2 purchase on its own
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>>726308679
I am strapped for cash. But a physical edition bundle would be a good present. Doubt Nintendo would do that though. But I hope it has some legs. It looks like a fun game.
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Would filtering every wording and form of "snoy" and "tendie" improve the quality of this board or do you think it would just lead to more annoying retaliation from shitposters?
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>>726308817
You have already chosen your pitiful end
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>>726308829
Plenty of flash games are fun, have graphics, and control well. That’ll be an 8/10 at the minimum saar or else we riot
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>>726308986
No, because both of those exist because the previous words used, portmanteaus of "sony nigger" and "nin ten year old", were filtered over the entire board, as well as a few of their variants.
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>>726309090
Plenty of flash games are unironically better than every single AAA release of the past 5, maybe even 10 years, retard.
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>>726307304
>>726307991
Again, see>>726308702

Because of embarrassing retards like you, 8/10 is ‘average’ and anything below it is dogshit. It’s a reheated GameCube kusoge
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>>726309253
>kusoge=boring and poorly made
It is many things but not that
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>>726308430
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>>726309090
So, what's the problem? Are you just against fun games? You are a pretty bad gamer if all you can play are 9 and 10s. Very normies of you.
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>>726309352
How can it be a port and ns2 only at the same time?
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>>726309223
>tendie likes old, outdated, ugly trash
Yeah, that tracks
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>>726308430
Why have the twitter bandits stolen our culture brothers
The curse is truly realized when we see our foes walking about with the skins of our fallen, a reminder of the parody we've become
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>>726307651
>haha get fucked chuds, i already preordered veilguard
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>>726309506
Sounds like you are very new to gaming. This board is for adult anons. Best go back to someplace child friendly.
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>>726308430
This
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>>726309363
The point is that it isn’t an 8/10. It’s a 6 at best. I played the test ride and I felt it was closer to a 4 or 5. The three tracks available were all extremely short and less interesting than any course in MK8D. City trials is brain dead simple and easy, and the finale is anticlimactic, twice I won by default because no one else picked the same minigame as me. And city trial is supposed to be the crown jewel. Very mediocre game. A reheated 23 year old GameCube kusoge for $70 + tax + tip. I’m holding out for MP4.
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>>726309506
>hyperautistic zoomie plays games exclusively by watching their favorite streamer on twitch
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>>726309589
Even veilguard seems like a 10/10 if you only compare it to the crap shitendo shits out on the shitch poo
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>>726309657
>says the subhuman religious zealot tendie cultist bigot
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We could've had a new Smash by now, but no, Nintendo wanted Sakurai to make this instead.
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>>726309703
let's not go crazy, i'd even play drag x drive over veilguard.
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>>726309676
I had a different experience. But ok. Short be short. But quicker bursts didn't bother me. I like roaming, so city trial works for me in the long run. Enjoy mp4. Looks interesting. Albet giving other M vibes with the NPCs.
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>>726309871
Dude...
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>>726309868
Fuck off, darren "eric" dragonirian. No one is buying your shitendo shilling. The shitchh poo flopped.
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>>726308176
It's true, I turned 26 this year and I went from invincible demi-god to breaking down immediately. I ache in places I shouldn't, my soul (as I was born before the Y2K Soul Deficit) has grown weary, I even got a kidney stone.
It's fucking over. I don't even know why I'm still alive.
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>>726309901
Yeah the NPCs and writing for MP4 are a bit of a red flag but everything else looks solid. Fingers crossed that it ends up being good
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>He's pulling out the snoy copes
Let me guess, the Japanese digital only PS5 is selling like shit.
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>>726309871
I was thinking of buying the PS4 vr one. Looks cute.
>>726309782
Dude. You can't play old games because graphics bad. You are literally a normies.
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>>726308702
Nice sophistry, bro.
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>>726309782
You should find Jesus. That amount of hatred isn't healthy.
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>>726306860
PFFFFFTHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAH
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>>726309987
Fingers crossed. I am hoping they have a solid concise map. No breath of the wild open nothing nonsense I hope. But I will find fun anyway, empty or not.
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>>726309871
Game journalists are fucking retards. The game hasnt even outsold Kirby or crash 4. How is it the best selling of the last decade?
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>>726309987
NTA but the open world is also a pretty major red flag. The odds of it trying to retread BotW(Find the 6 people as you explore the open world) aren't exactly 0% and it REALLY should be 0%.
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I love how yall flip between "critics dont matter" to "omg duuude this game got a 79.99999 its fucking oovvveerrr"
Anything to fuel the anti-nintendo agenda hm?
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>>726310298
IconEra reject OP not having an anti-Nintendo agenda? Say it ain't so.
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>>726307381
They won and won't lose anymore, butthurts can't accept it.
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>>726310210
snoys live off misinfomation. Without it their worldview falls apart
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>>726310298
If this was any non Nintendo game it would be getting the same treatment, take it on the chin Tendie and suck it up
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>>726310224
open area is not open world anon
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>>726306860
back to the smash mines for sakurai
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>The arcade racer being an arcade racer is le bad
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>>726306860
Reminder
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>>726310298
7/10
>OH NO NO NO BROS KEEEEEEEK ITS A FLOP
8/10 or higher
>LOL PAID REVIEWERS AND SHILLS
it's all so tiresome
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Wiijeetsnoys out in full force today I see
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>>726310429
If the desert hub connects all the other open areas and then the open areas are essentially divine beasts and it's close enough. I'm hoping this is not the case mind you, the worst possible outcome is that instead of getting new items to unlock things the companions open doors for you instead once you unlock them. I will seethe so hard if that happens.
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Console wars and rating fagging is only for poor people. Having money, I can just enjoy the games for what they are. So what if the game rated a 5/10. If I find something, anything fun in it. I am happy.
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>the sequel to a cult classic doesn't have mainstream appeal oh nooo
Considering the scores are higher than the original I would say its a success. Kirby air ride was never meant to be a major release in Nintendos eyes. The fans made it so because "its the smash bros duuude!"
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>13
holy obsessed
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>>726310864
I remember when this meme was for ps3. Good times.
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>>726308430
TORtanic ruined a whole generation of election tourists
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samefag thread
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>>726307381
Lack of games to play on other platforms so they shitpost the one that does with the extra time they have not able to play games
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>He's so mad he is using the Gigachad Nintendo is Mega Based list
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I am going to go to the store tomorrow morning.
I will bring Mr. Frosty with me to the store tomorrow.
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>>726310958
Yeah. Nintendo does do lots of shitty things. We cannot forget that. But I don't think it plays a role in how good or bad a game is. Just on if I should buy it new or used.
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>>726307335
This is just an easy way to identify fat lazy people over the internet. If you are a little bit active, you can keep a healthy mind even into old age, unless you have some brain disease. These people don't want to admit that being a lazy piece of garbage has slowed their minds so they just go "I must be getting old".
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>>726308829
>What's the problem?
people like you
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>>726310958
>Yuzu+Citra
Weren't those the kikes that paywalled updates behind a Patreon? They deserved to get fucked hard.
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>>726310958
Don't Riot and Blizzard have rapists and murders on their team lists.
Isn't Valve literally funded by child gambling.
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>>726311145
Is Mr frosty a mudkips situation?
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>>726311328
ywnbaw
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>>726311328
That doesn't mean anything. You need to be more specific to make a real point
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>>726311348
I don't understand how other people being shitty ass faggots negates other shitty ass faggots. All are shit.
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>>726311350
What is a mudkips situation?
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>>726311509
A high school mentally handicapped student raps a mudkips Pokemon plush all where the world can see.
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>>726310864
>Fuck nintendo 13.png
Why are you this obsessed?
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Question 1, if you were a fan of the original game, you would have likely brought Air Riders regardless of the 'reviews', right?
Question 2, why take the reviewers seriously? It was already established long ago that professional reviewers weren't representative of the fans of said game/series/etc. Why put so much stake in what they say?
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>>726311595
Oh, ok.
No, I would never do that to Mr. Frosty.
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>>726309871
>Sold less then Kirby
>Sold less than DK
>Sold less Metroid (somehow)
>Somehow the best selling Platformer in a decade
Being a game journo is the job you get when you are too dumb to work at McDonald’s
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>>726307050
mario if he real
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I dont remember the original being this seizure inducing. You collect a few power ups in city trial suddenly your vehicle is uncontrollable and becomes the hydra.
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>>726311294
I am unhealthy as fuck with bad genetics and I never exercise plus I have low t and even I could keep up with it cause I'm not a pussy
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>>726307335
When old was based on physical durability in the agricultural age when people were expected to walk to work, you were old in your 40s. In the industrial age old became increasingly based on mental firmness rather than cardiovascular endurance and old was eventually raised to the 60s. In terms of gaming old is based on twitch motor skills hand-eye coordination and reflex speed, and old is in the late 20s.
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>>726311682
I use reviewers as easy vid evidence of a game. And listen to their description of gameplay, etc. do this with 3 reviews and you can get an idea of will you enjoy a game or not. I don't care what they really think about it. I just want info.
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>>726311773
False
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>>726307381
worship of nintendo is an american millennial thing, zoomers don't hold the same undying loyalty to the brand.
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>>726311861
I don't use raw reaction time anymore. I use intuition drawn from years of experience.
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>>726311963
Sure you know all about being too dumb for a McJob, Mr. Janitor at Self-loathing.
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>>726312026
A lot of zoomers do but they’re trans/gay/a furry
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>>726311682
It looks like more Kirby Air Ride which makes it a day one buy if I ever buy a Switch 2.
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>>726311883
>do this with 3 reviews and you can get an idea of will you enjoy a game or not.
So you let these guys influence your decision to buy a game? Even if you're a fan of said series the game is from?
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>>726306860
Oh nonono Kirbybros the SonicGODS won....
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>>726312026
I just want fun games. Don't care the company.
>>726312138
I do need more lesbians in my games.
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>>726312051
Idk if other people have this problem but if I try too hard to act on reflex I convulse I have to intentionally not try to think too far in the future or it’s like I get shocked
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>>726312168
I get info. Even if a fan. Because some companies make cheap cash grab games in a series. And shit is bought in bargain bins. I skipped many games due to cheap crap, to come back years later and buy it cheap.
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>>726312138
yeah maybe, just speaking from my own anecdotal experience as an elder zoomer. I've never known a diehard Nintendo guy in my life. kind of wish I did just for the hell of it.
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>>726308430
Historically accurate effortpost. I miss when people enjoyed things. Now every thread I go into about any game has half the thread saying it's shit, or didn't sell enough, or everyone who bought it or liked it deserves to be excised from the board, etc. Hate gets clicks and engagement.
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>>726310864
kys dumb spic
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>>726311682
>Why put so much stake in what they say?
I ask this myself everyday, same shit with game awards
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>>726312168
I think it's good to read both positive and negative reviews. I've seen plenty of shitty positive reviews that offer nothing of value to a consumer. Sometimes negative reviews will be constructive and let you know about some actual problems that might put you off of the game. Not every game is perfect and going in purely blind can lead to pure disappointment.
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>>726311330
CEMU was, not sure about the others. I know Yuzu was picked up on the radar after it became a big part of the publicized TotK street date break. Retards couldn't keep it under their hats. They had to make tiktoks and Kotaku articles about how you could play TotK two weeks early for free.
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Sonic racing crossworlds won.
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>>726308430

It's partly this but you've missed the unrecoverable level of ass pain that snoys have felt since the NOGAEMS meme. Years of being relentlessly mocked on /v/ broke their tiny brains, which is extra funny because tendies were heckled just as much with the wagglan meme. snoys are children though so they couldn't handle the bants and all the bullying turned them into angry, bitter little people who are desperate to drag everyone else down to their level of misery. Every time Sony loses and Nintendo wins the snoys lose more of what little remaining humanity they have and become just a little more unhinged.
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>>726307381
Nintendo won the 9th generation with an underpowered tablet while the rest of the industry was busy commiting sepuku with their stupid AAA budgets and graphicsfaggotery. The cope back then was that Nintendo didn't count, and wasn't really competing with the rest of the industry. That is until Microsoft was forced to go third party and Sony started porting 1st party games on the Switch. That's when the AAAfags started sweating. Then the Switch 2 was revealed and it was just the Switch 1 but better. Then and there the future was set to be under total Nintendomination for the duration of the 10th gen. Sony could not survive that long if it happened and Nintendo would be left with a total console monopoly. Imagine a console maker that hates graphicsfags, dirty gaijins, and big budget movie games as the only force left standing in the industry. Now you understand why they desperately try to get a gocha on Nintendo. If only they were able to slander their reputations, the sales would stop and graphicsfaggotery would become mainstream again. Alas it seems like the Switch 2 ignores their online crusade, so it seems that the current era of vidya is coming to a close
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>>726312278
No, I get what you mean. If I try too hard to be in the moment, I start to think about focusing on the moment more than what is actually going on. It's weird overthinking
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>>726312667
Yuzu was a piece of shit that often couldn't run new releases without a patch, and patches were behind their patreon paywall for the first couple months. While those patches would inevitably get leaked, someone somewhere had to pay for them. They even bragged about how much more money their patreon made after totk leaked, which really fucked them up in the suit. Ryujinx was by far the better emulator, but it was less retard-proof, but yuzu figured out a way to monetize their own incompetence.
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>>726312667
Oh yeah, that's right. What the fuck is wrong with Zoomers and how they can't keep secrets? They're so attention hungry that they have to share everything out loud to the largest audiences possible.
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>>726312570
>flopbot capped at 2m
mario destroys astrobot any day of the week
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>>726313019
That 2 million figure comes from an "analytics" firm that's just making random guesses based on them assuming the gay awards gave it a significant boost.
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>>726308430
Best post ITT
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>>726312694
Eggman won.
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>>726312694
...the approval of the trannies that read (pirate) the IDW comics.
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Astro bot is fun. Only poor people would argue against enjoying it because Mario also exists.
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>>726309871
>you can clearly see the whiteout edit
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>>726313181
I saw a trade for scrapnick island. I was planning on buying a copy.
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>>726309871
Posting that in a Kirby thread is very brave considering that Astroturf got mogged by Kirby's last mainline game
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>>726306860
No one with an IQ over 60 cares about "critic reviews".
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>>726313080
so... where is the actual sales numbers?
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>>726313348
No one with an IQ above 60 cares about review score in general
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>>726312445
On the other side it's also led to a reverse sort of Tortanic posting where you have annoying faggots obsessed with sales figures and never shut up about games selling well either. Tortanic really destroyed discussion here, it's never about if a game is good or not.
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>>726312998
Because emulators for modern systems are 80% console warring, 13% piracy (piracy is based, not saying it's a bad thing, but it's also in a very separate category from standard emulation), and 7% people actually utilizing features that emulators bring, such as mods, fps uncaps, etc.
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>>726312980
It's a shame Ryujinx got hit too. I used it to play FE Engage and while I might have hated that game the emulator was very good.
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>>726313080
Didn't the Circana guy mention that the buzz Astro got for the award lasted less than 24 hours?
Imagine winning GOTY and being less relevant than fucking Bubsy.
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>transgender game journo reviewers getting absolutely filtered by the mechanics not being playskool tier mario kart auto-steer bab shit
saw this coming from a mile away
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>>726313224
Astro Bot is the only game that makes me sad that I don't have a PS5, and I honestly hate that it's the ONLY one. There's no more competition or variety anymore between consoles. I really wish Sony didn't put all their eggs into the western AAA movie game basket and produced way more cool Japanese games like on the PS1 and PS2.
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I rate it 8.8/10.
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>>726313224
It's fine. Nothing more, nothing less. If I owned a ps5, I might be a little miffed if I bought it full price, but I wouldn't be upset.
>>726313354
1.5 million until sony decides to give it out for free for a couple months of ps+ and then "update" the numbers with those brand new "sales".
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>>726312998
clout farming + socialist ideals.
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>>726307381
Snoys made fun of xbone for a decade
Nintengoys made fun of snoys for half a decade
Now its your turn bucko
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>>726307381
PC trannies mad they can't have their cake and eat it too with Nintendo games and Snoys mad at the success and praise of Nintendo still.
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>>726313435
That's a direct reaction to everyone automatically assuming every game is a failure. I don't like salesfagging at all but it's understandable why it happens. When everyone's snap assessment is x game failed because tendies, bad game, shit series, fatigue, etc. it's not a surprise to see people counter with a data point that shows most of their criticism didn't actually affect the market's perception of the game's value. It's a really nasty spiral of negativity that leads to the board being unusable.
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>>726313641
What's there to make fun of? The Switch is outselling everything and they have a game up for GotY in down/mid year for their software.
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>>726313393
I personally like user scores on platforms like Steam where you need to own the game to review it and you can see the amount of time someone has put into the game that they're calling shit.
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>>726312980
>>726313450
It can't be understated that how brazen jewzu was being to grift on the emulation scene could have legitimately lead to the extremely shaky precedent that makes emulation technically legal being overturned. I wouldn't be surprised if other emulator devs were sending them death threats behind the scenes should they be retards and take this to court instead of settling. No one within the emulation scene ever liked shitra or jewzu, they were propped up purely by normalfags and game journos.
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>>726309352
>legend of the dark witch
>shovelware
Those games are really fun mega man-like games with some solid music. They’re also not that expensive
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Kirby will kill every tranny in the world by 2027
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>>726313859
The only thing I hate about Steam reviews is that the top reviews are almost always some meme bullshit with a million gay awards on it.
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>>726314057
Holy based
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>>726314057
BASED
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>super basic game
>add a bunch of bullshit faux rpg mechanics to bloat up the length of your game and make your slop appear complex
Yep, it's a Sakurai game, what a fucking hack
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>>726313757
Yeah, it's a tit for tat sort of thing but you'll have colossal faggots going
>it's still going to sell millions
as if that matters if the game itself is bad. If anything, bad games selling well is harmful to the industry because it pushes the rest of the industry in that direction when they copy it. Even when good games sell well, they still warp the industry around them. It's like when you play a game and it has the BotW for some reason, even something like Ys9, it's silly. Now Nioh 3 wants to be Elden Ring, which is also silly.

But yeah, between Gamergate turning everything political and Tortanic turning everything into salesfagging, games being good or not barely matters anymore. All that matters to /v/ are if it's "woke" and what console it's exclusive on because the political tribalism has seemingly made the consolewar tribalism even more pronounced when most people here should be able to afford being idorts now and there's like 20 exclusives combined in an entire generation now.
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>>726314397
FILTERED TRANNY
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>>726308430
/thread
Love is hard. Hate is easy.
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>>726313871
It's been this way since CEMU grifting that they could play the Wii U version of BotW without needing to buy a Switch back in 2017. The emulation scene has been filled with normgroids and SEAmonkeys ever since.
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>>726314398
>It's like when you play a game and it has the BotW for some reason
The BotW glider^
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>>726313489
Wait. Is the reviewer actually a tranny? >>726313224
Astro Bot is a great game but it is a game that exposes a lot of people (Sony fans) online for having no having no experience with a platformer game. People were hailing it as a game that revitalized the genre when it doesn’t do anything new or that much better than other 3D platformers.
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>>726307050
mario if he real
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>>726313224
Astro Bot would be way more popular than it is if it didn't have store-brand tier character design, which is ironically the only western-made thing in an otherwise Japanese game.
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>>726306943
>>726307025
does playing fast racing games keeps your mind sharp?
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can i play air riders with my friends using nso
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>>726310864
>>>/dbs/
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>>726307381
Inbred niggers with no knowledge or intellect actually bought into the 'NintenDOOOOOOOMED. sony rules. suck it bitches' faggotry lies and copes during the WiiU era.
These worthless dicvk weasels have been begging and demanding Nintendo games on their shitty systems since the N64 at a minimum
>inb4 NUH UH!!
Lying fags.
There were tons of edits of various mario or zelda games on playstation for years, steamfags demand nintendo games on there, they get the most emulation attention.
Cope and mald you sour grape twats.
So when Nintendo didn't die during the WiiU, because they never were at risk, it infuriated these cucks.
Then the Switch released and was a massive hit among everyone. Every first prty game did nearly10mil units.
The Switch easily out did the ps2's REAL numbers of 145-148mil.
And the games retain their high quality and well developed mechanics.
Nintendo is succeeding where near every other developer or publisher is laying employees off, selling themselves off, or crumbling under GaaS lootbox gacha freeium horse shit.
Success breeds jealousy.
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>>726308430
>So instead of people being normal about anything, and either ignoring or taking a small look at something, people dedicated days, weeks, months, sometimes up to a year, obsessing about how much they dislike something, because it makes you part of the "In group" to repeat the popular opinion, and a "Part of the culture" to participate in disliking something, rather than bonding over what one likes and otherwise just looking more at what you like, than what you dislike
THIS.
FUCKING THIS.
I feel like an outsider whenever I write something positive here these days. It feels almost wrong to discuss with random anon why we both like a game or character(unless it's for fap purposes(which I don't mind ofc but still)).
But you can also point at mods. New game that comes out and people are enjoying? Is it Nintendo game? No?
>"Go and make a general"
>"Buy an ad"
>You have been banned, generals belong to /vg/
I will always be bitter for how /v/ mods killed CTR:NF longevity in any capacity. Even when there were updates coming, mods kept banning the threads because "they are a general" but you sure as hell don't see same for Smash or Mario Kart. No, I'm not some anti-nintendo schizo, I like both Smash(I play comp) and Mario Kart(Wii CTGP is best) but it's sheer hypocrisy. Like yeah, it's nice we have at least some positive threads, even if Smash rosterfaggotry and dramafaggotry is what it is, but I wanna actually discuss some newer games too.

When mods have same view on 4chan as election tourists, what can you even do? I'm not being defeatist, I just genuinely want to know what you can do about it. I try to talk positively about stuff but it's hard when someone starts just yelling tranny at you and spamming wojaks or something. And only rarely mods do anything, usually just nuking the whole thread because...???
It's like rules don't mean anything for mods most of the times, and the userbase is sharty-lite. Pure pain.
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>>726308289
eric stop being antiwhite for one damned day in ouir life.
You are just hexing sony to fail harder.
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>>726307381
The games are just bad and it doesn't help that the mods biasedly defended them over the years and have a weird clique of dicksuckers.
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>>726307050
"mario if he real" for insane good luck everytime
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>>726315118
Crossworlds and PEAK both have have constant threads for months. Jannies sometimes tried to intervene, but gave up pretty easily. It all boils down to how dedicated the people playing the game are.
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Why is EVERY fucking thread a schizo thread now? The board's just nosedived in quality since the April outage. Already sucked but now it's like 90% schizos and bots.
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>>726307304
>asshurt retard is too stupid to understand how to play a kirby game
KAKKAROOOOOOO
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>>726315376
>Already sucked but now it's like 90% schizos and bots.
The cloud flare outage yesterday showcased that well when anyone that didn't already have cookies couldn't post. It's unreal how much better /v/ was without the bots, retards using the proxy site, and most of the phonefags.
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>>726306860
You're too slow, pinkball.
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>>726307381
The fans of the other major platform are an unironic cult at this point.
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>>726315634
I can't forgive Crossworlds being $70 plus a day one $30 season pass that didn't even bother to have all the characters voiced.
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>>726315329
I'm genuinely happy for anons on those threads. I just remember with CTR:NF mods nuked a thread instantly few times.
...Unless you made ">[Year] >I'm forgotten..." versions. It's fucking insane how making thread like that, which is genuinely just flamewar/ragebait in essence, is allowed if not encouraged but having game name in subject or OP is sometimes considered a "general".
I hope mods have kinda changed their minds but Umamusume had the same thing happen recently. I few times thought a thread was about something else but it was anons' stealth thread so mods don't ban them. I think they have loosened finally now that it isn't as big of a game as before(Logic behind that is bit ??? tho) but it shouldn't be a thing at all. Maybe fucking limit the discussion about MP4's NPC culturewar shit to one thread or preferably none if people are just gonna idpol around.

I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THE MODS WE SOMETIMES HAVE WOJAK THREADS STAY UP FOR 300 REPLIES LIKE NOBODY NOTICES IT COME ONNNNNN
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>>726310958
BASED CHADtendo list
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>>726313393
>>726313859
>Tendies when critics are positive towards a Nintendo game
>"SEEEE!!?!?!?!!?!?! Look at the score! IT'S GOTY! GOTY CONFIRMED!!!!"
>Tendies when the critics are negative towards a Nintendo game
>"Nobody cares about what critics think..."
Why are they like this? No other fanbase is so hypocritical.
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>>726314398
>It's like when you play a game and it has the BotW for some reason, even something like Ys9, it's silly. Now Nioh 3 wants to be Elden Ring, which is also silly.
That's how the AAA industry is. They see something that's popular, and then either try to make their own version, or copy parts of it and crowbar it in to whatever they're making.
BotW and Eldin Ring are popular? Every game must be open-world!
Minecraft is popular? Better include crafting in our game!
Fortnite is popular? We better make our own live-service battle royale with battle passes!
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>>726307852
Nintendo is a jewish company
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>>726315634
Its going to be funny when kirby outsells flopnic's DLCworld
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>Tendies when critics are positive towards a Nintendo game
>"SEEEE!!?!?!?!!?!?! Look at the score! IT'S GOTY! GOTY CONFIRMED!!!!"
>Tendies when the critics are negative towards a Nintendo game
>"Nobody cares about what critics think..."
>Why are they like this? No other fanbase is so hypocritical.
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>>726315865
I remember that Deltarune was also being heavily suppressed when chapter 3 came out. The mods and jannies are just dumb. They fact that Twitter repost threads are only banned sometimes shows that they have their own weird morals and methods depending on who's patrolling at the time.
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>>726315376
>Why is EVERY fucking thread a schizo thread now?
No one is playing video games any more. You can't sustain a board on current year nintendo shit and RPGs. /v/ is starting to look like what happened to /a/.

>someone starts making the same dumb ritual threads every day
>mods suspiciously defend this despite removing all old board culture as spam
>there's a sudden rapid shift in board culture
>tons of ritual spam
>extremely curated discussion
>no negativity allowed about whatever the mod likes, so much negativity is heaped on what the mod doesn't like that discussion is impossible
>every dump is made on a pass timer
>even unrelated threads are chained together and people are directed to move from one thread to the next
>board grinds to a halt and dies

That's what /v/ feels like with all the crappy daily generals and ritual threads. You can see it with shmups, every day some guy wakes up and makes the same 5 bait threads he's been making for 8+ months now, you can't even discuss shmups if you really wanted to, its just whatever the guy making the bait threads wants to screech about. All of /v/ is like that. How many days in a row has there been a mass effect thread, a skyrim thread, a ffx thread, a fallout thread, a vtmb thread. etc. These are all ancient really boring games with no replayability and they have constant threads. This doesn't work.
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>>726306860
Looks like the Weekly Circlejerking Thread will need to find another image for their daily spam.
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>>726307381
Famitsutrannies keep leaking out of their general.
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>>726316335
The NDS fag will stop spamming it the nano-second it outsells that MTX infested sonic slop
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>>726313641
>Now its your turn bucko
To do what?
Whatever it is, it's definitely not playing video games
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>>726316237
>someone starts making the same dumb ritual threads every day
I will stand by the fact that the Nagatoro threads on /a/ are some of the worst the site has to offer. What went from enjoyable threads every week for the new chapter devolved into the same guys posting the exact same posts every day, necrobumping the thread for days on end. And when it dies, a new one pops up. A literal zombie general that the mods never touch.
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>>726316732
>I will stand by the fact that the Nagatoro threads on /a/ are some of the worst the site has to offer
>FKMT poster
you're part of the problem
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>>726307381
>>726308430
LMAO I like when you guys turn into limp-wristed, crybaby punk bitches when the stuff you like gets its turn to be shat on and made fun of. It's funny because everyone KNOWS you do/have done the same to other stuff. You just really don't like it when it happens to shit you personally like and care about.
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>LMAO I like when you guys turn into limp-wristed, crybaby punk bitches when the stuff you like gets its turn to be shat on and made fun of. It's funny because everyone KNOWS you do/have done the same to other stuff. You just really don't like it when it happens to shit you personally like and care about.
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The snoy is spamming multiple threads
Tomorrow is going to be a bloodbath and I'm guessing the overpriced digital only PS5 failed to save sony in japan
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>>726316901
>Makes up an entire person in their head to get mad at.
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>>726313641
>we kicked a company while they were down
>that means we get to kick another one while they're at their strongest!
Logic.
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>>726317071
Apparently it only sold 9 units in one of Japan's biggest chain electronics stores.
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>>726313641
>ignores the wii u era when the famitsu threads were first made just so snoys could gloat about sony's sales and shit on the wii u
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>>726313807
Did you miss the Wii era when everyone made fun of tendies nonstop despite the Wii selling the best? We're seeing a return to form.
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>>726316230
I almost forgot Deltarune was a thing when it always gets banana'd so easily.
Like for what reason? Popular new game having discussion isn't a reason for bans. There were OC and shit, fuckton of it, made by anons here. But that's seen as bad thing by mods.
Like I just went over the catalog quickly and shift+m1 stuff that are brainlessly negative or just shit. You can disagree and I 100% understand if (You) think one of them are completely okay and nice threads, but come on. I didn't even hide most of the Twitter or news article screenshots even when I know that if I open them they are just culturewar shitflinging.
The fucking "gacha game notif" twitter screenshot of random literal who talking about boys dm'ing them being up and over 200 replies is fucking embarrassing. I didn't even open it. We all know what it's gonna be and mods ain't doing anything.
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>>726316230
>I remember that Deltarune was also being heavily suppressed when chapter 3
Honestly good.
Fuck Deltatroon's fanbase.
Fun game, but the fans of it shouldn't be given rights.
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>>726317934
people thought the 2 minutes of hate in 1984 was absurd but here we are living in a world with 24 hours of hate.
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Sakurai has never made a good game. Yea, he's good at adding a bunch of neat features and autistic details, but he is not good at making a game actually fun. No one would care about Smash if it didn't have Nintendo characters.
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>>726317934
The only thing I can say about Deltarune was that when chapter 3 and 4 dropped, half of the entire board was Deltarune threads, many of which were the same fucking thing over and over, so I don't blame the mods for trying to force some restraint, but once it was clear that they wouldn't allow even one thread, that's when it veered into power tripping. Also the only remotely decent looking thread there is the simpsons one, and even then it's just "Game you like bad?" bait.
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>>726318291
inazumaspic slop flopped
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Kirbybros...did we just lose??
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>>726318291
Her smug aura arouses me
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>>726318532
making journotroons seethe is a win
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>>726318626
This.
I'll be playing city trial with my kids while they're crying alone an unloved.
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>>726316187
Fanboyism. Thats the behavior of any fanboy. Snoys do the same shit.
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I love how the game isn't even out worldwide and we already formed full opinions on the game. Emplemon was right, people just wanna be critics and not play games anymore
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>>726317824
The Wii era was terrible for core Nintendo fans though. Unironically worse than the Wii U since at least the Wii U had decent games. The system was selling as a Wii Sports machine and there was fuck all to play that wasn't compromised by gimmicks. The Switch and now Switch 2 are selling for their games, not because they come with a pack in living room bowling game.
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>>726319021
The amount of people wanting to spend $70 or $80 on games is dwindling as more and more cheaper and free alternatives are available, yeah. In gaming it's especially bad because games from 1 or 2 years ago can be as low as $20.
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>>726307381
A bunch of children grew up to make nintendo their entire personality
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>>726319141
Yeah there are less and less people willing to spend money. That's why games are selling more.
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>>726319293
>games are selling more
The mass industry layoffs and stock fiascos suggest otherwise
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>>726319293
The games selling more are usually cheaper like Silksong. Even Pokemon ZA sold less than Arceus, Sw/Sh, and S/V despite there being more Switch owners than ever before and having a Switch 2 bundle. Spending is on the decline across the industry, I'm pretty sure GoY underperformed too.
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>>726319435
Concord isn't a game
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>>726319435
>Western companies that thought the COVID bump would never end went bust
Oh nooooooooooooooooooooo
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>>726319435
I think that has more to do with the fact that game development has ballooned so hard that games will flop no matter what. Look at Spiderman 2. That game sold 11 million copies, which by all means isn't bad. But since the game cost almost $300,000,000 to make, it wasn't that much of a success compared to games that sold less but cost only a fraction of the price to make.
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>>726318291
I will be playing Raika's game instead
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>>726319435
>The mass industry layoffs and stock fiascos suggest otherwise
Meanwhile the likes of Nintendo and Capcom are raising their employees wages and expanding their offices.
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>>726307381
Not exclusive to Nintendo, try almost any game or gaming topic
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>>726306860
No Adeline, no buy.
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>>726319021
The network test was ass
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God damn i love the absolute meltdown and hypocracy of tendies lately
>HAHAHA BOTW AND ODYSSEY GOT 97 ITS LE PERFECT MASTERPIECES YOU LOST SNOYS WE WON LET ME SPAM THESE SCORES FOR NEARLY A DECADE
>*shitendo games no longer score high*
>NOOOOOOOOO DONT LISTEN TO THESE JOURNALISTS DONT LISTEN TO THESE PEOPLE MAKING FUN OF THE GAME THEY ARE SCHIZO SNOYS ITS ACTUALLY LE GREATEST GAME EVER STOP MAKING FUN OF IT AAAIIIEEEEEEE

keeekarroooo
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>>726306860
Lol switch 2 is dead on fucking arrival.
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>>726306860
I will be saving my $70 plus tip
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>>726320154
Forgot to add, saving it so I can buy the game at midnight.
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>>726319498
wtf are you actually talking about? swsh is the 2nd best selling game in the series only selling less than red and blue. Stop making shit up to fit some bullshit narrative you pulled out your ass that you thought made you sound insightful. You should consider suicide retard
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>>726320254
Are you ESL or simply retarded?
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>>726319704
you realize half the budget doesn't actually go into the game right? Just like the move industry half the budget is being laundered to who know where. So anything major studio project that makes back its budget made its money and then some.
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>>726315634
And MKW is at 89. Your point?
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The best games are all 7/10s.
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>>726320428
"no u" is the best comeback you got?
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>>726320072
ironic from a mindbroken snoy
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>>726320729
You have already chosen your pitiful end
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Based
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Anyone noticing shitendo games are not being rated highly lately? Many of them are scoring like shit and cant get higher than a 92+ when launch games used to easily do that

shitendo cant make good games anymore. No wonder they switched to movies
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>>726306943
>>726307025
I’m 31 and this game is really not hard to keep up with at all
If you’re really feeling overwhelmed on the ground, you can just spend a round in the air
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>>726320254
SV and GS actually outsold SwSh but yes you are right that sales aren't declining. Switch era pokemon sales are higher than the DS and 3ds era
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>>726320719
What the fuck does Sw/Sh selling well fucking matter when the point is that ZA underperformed compared to the other contemporary releases despite there being more Switch owners than before? You can't even go "oh those are just the mainline games" when it sold worse than the game it's a sequel to. Selling worse than the previous game is increasingly common, GoY is on track to do just that which is why I brought it up.

Games aren't selling more than their previous entries on the same console anymore. The industry is moving away from people wanting to buy full priced games, the games becoming popular this year are almost always $50 or less. The COVID bubble is bursting.
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>>726320950
>journos all bootlick for sony so every nintendo game is working with a massive penalty
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>>726314726
Yes, as does playing any other kind of fast-paced game that demands quick reflexes and decision-making
Age has nothing to do with it unless you’re getting into 60+ age ranges
People’s ability to think and process information quickly just gets dragged down by lazily doomscrolling and playing nothing but RPGs and walking sims
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>>726320950
Shitendo NEVER made good games, now they're just too bankrupts to bribe the scores any higher than this
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>>726320746
projecting this much isn't healthy, snoy
why are you making fun of sony selling the literal same game 5 times in a row with the only difference being a thank you letter from the groomer writer
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>>726307025
30 year old alcoholic boomer here, had zero issues parsing what was going on in either of the playtests. what the fuck is wrong with redditors
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>>726320950
Yeah I've also noted that they're lower in budget and sell more than most games leading to sustainable development times and a high cadence of releases.
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>>726321328
Miyamoto didn't write the last of us though. Miyamoto could never write something as culturally significant as the last of us. Miyamoto is the groomer.
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>>726321263
>just too bankrupts
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>>726307025
Lmao these dumb ahh uncs cooked like *skull**wilting rose*
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>>726321396
>tranny of us
KEK
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>>726307129
They are fat and looking for another reason for why their brains don't work anymore. The diabetes will consume them.
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>>726321263
SAAR
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>>726307335
Its just a convenient excuse for people that have given up on themselves. They also can't help but mention exactly how old they are.
>heh I need to lay down after that one! Cause I'm old! AHH my back! I'm old bro! I can't do it. Did I mention I'm 32?
You see it a lot in hobbies that are physical.
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Is this just gonna be what all Air Riders discussion is on this board, just endless shitposting about its score and nothing else?
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>>726321126
unless you’re new here, tendies have been spamming BOTW/mario odyssey and smash ultimate review scores for nearly a decade like the bible. You made fun of TOTK or posted an essay criticizing it? Let me spam journalist sites calling it revolutionary

Now that shitendo is getting bad review scores its suddenly DA SNOYS that are the reason they get bad scores

you lost tranny. Everyone hates shitendo
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>>726321396
projector-kun is losing his mind trying to defend The Pedos of Us
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>>726321263
>TOO BLOODY BANRUPTS BASTARDS
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>>726321510
anon its like this for every nintendo game or nintendo related thing, complete and utter nigger tier derangement on all levels.
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>>726306943
>>726307025
why are retards treating being 30 as being an elderly person? this isn't the 1930s anymore
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>>726321510
Hopefully it'll probably die off soon. Like how Crossworlds discussion was "move over Mario Kart" until the game came out and the shitposting subsided after a couple weeks.
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>>726321510
the game isn’t even out yet so it’s only the usual schizo threads right now
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>>726321514
>snoy is completely mindbroken at one of the best games ever made has a high score
reminder that journos were seething and crying because nintendo stopped giving them free shit because nintendo realized how worthless they are, just like E3 was
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>>726307050
Mario if he real
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>>726320950
Nature is healing
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>>726321369
id rather have a company occasionally make high quality games than spam shovelware like kirby air riders and pokemon
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>>726321645
They got skill checked and are blaming it on age. Idk what the fuck they're talking about I'm 33 and have no issues in any game.
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>>726320950
Reviewers aren't immune to the hate bandwagon that's taken over social media. The release window titles are also not the kinds of games that generally review exceptionally well this time around.
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>>726306860
I'm assuming this requires a recent system firmware update to be playable, yeah?
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>>726321604
Yep. Can't have Metroid threads either right now
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I like how this shit thread isn't even talking about the video game, just useless internet drama. This board lost the point long ago.
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>>726321751
>Equating a Sakurai masterpiece to Game Freak shit
bait used to be believable.
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not a single good switch 2 game this year?
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>>726320950
Anyone noticing the antitendies posts often have reddit spacing?
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>>726321751
You get shit quality and no games instead.
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>than spam shovelware like kirby air riders
The bait in this thread is so pathetically shit that I wont even give it a (you).
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>>726321645
Coping about being shit at games
Yeah they probably have other responsibilities that make it hard to dedicate time to getting good, but pretending like “Oh if only I wasn’t the crusty old age of 32 I could still play real good” just makes them look lame as hell
It’s fine to just say you’re not good at a game
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>>726321875
>tranime
you lost
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>>726321732
see? You did it again. You use their review scores as why a game is LE MASTERPIECE and then create this massive cope excuse on why its rated poorly

if they rated a game a 97 again you’d suddenly be sucking every one of the journalists toes and find some headcanon as to how shitendo magically got rid of all the snoy reviewers

just admit shitendo cant make good games anymore. Its not just journalists, the whole internet hates them now
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>>726322041
acfag your nigger leaf sperging is too easy to see through.
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>>726322041
and here we have the seething redditor having a meltdown because it’s narrative just got gaped
>>726322094
oh shit it is acfag kek
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>>726321869
I'm not one to believe in conspiracy shit, but I'm genuinely starting to believe that at least 80% of the dogshit shitposts and ragebait posted here is done by people from places like private Discord groups or soijak party. Everything just feels too artificially shit and repetitive. Every thread like this always has the same exact posts.
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>>726322041
>see? you (schizobabble I made up)
no sorry snoy, BOTW is one of the best games ever made
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>>726321875
Speaking from personal experience:
>MKW was great but I'm a casual when it comes to the series
>Bananza was almost as good as Odyssey and it takes quite a bit to make me care about 3D platformers
>PLZA was the best Pokemon game in years, it was good even without grading it on a curve
>Age of Imprisonment is excellent for a musou
>Switch 2 versions of Switch 1 games make a lot of games worth replaying due to perfect performance targets
>Japanese third parties have shown up and released a lot of good stuff to play to fill in the time between Nintendo releases such as Rune Factory Nipland Edition, FFT, P3R, and Raidou Remastered
It's been a good six months all things considered.
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>>726322287
>places like private Discord groups or soijak party
it took you this long to realize that?
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>>726322358
bait
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>>726311682
Loving the original and buying the sequel are 2 completely different things, only the most braindead retarded cultist would buy a game simply because of the name.
Love the original, not touching the sequel unless it drop in price significantly. Same with Metroid Prime 4.
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>>726322395
Not everything is bait. I've been enjoying my time with the system.
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>>726322180
of course it is
he spends all day trying to attack nintendo and failing, saying BOTW is good ALWAYS makes him throw a tantrum and start shitting himself trying to make up shit and put words in your mouth
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>Same score as the newest Pokémon slop
Im sick to my stomach KirbyBros
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>>726321869
the game isn’t even out and I’ll be busy playing it when it is
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>>726322358
The only thing I genuinely hate about the Switch 2 is the whole key-card thing. I really would love if all the games were purely on the cart. Also the ethernet port is a piece of shit.
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>>726318291
is her game a fucking turn based soccer?
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>>726321117
>the spin off game thats been out of a month didn't sell a quintillion copies, its so fucking over
>You can't even go "oh those are just the mainline games" when it sold worse than the game it's a sequel to
Yes I can. ZA sales are irrelevant to profits of the franchise. It's a filler title meant to feed the paypigs while gen 10 is being made. Its pokemon lets go all over again. The game made its money back on preorders alone. Doesn't matter it sold less than the 1st legends game, pokemon makes its money from merch and main line games. Both of which are still printing money. Just look at the TCG and try to tell me pokemon is flopping. Actually consider learning how to tie the hangman's knot
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>>726306860
Hm, let's see what they're actually saying...
>It's too chaotic
>It doesn't control like a normal racing game therefore it's bad
>It's too faithful to the original
yeah, fuck journos. This is exactly what I wanted.
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>>726322395
no, bait is shit like saying "the last of us remake part 1 redux re-clubbed is good"
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>>726322537
There's fucking footage, reviews and other shit to talk about, yet you choose to bitch about schizos and the like. Just exchange numbers at this point and make your own group chat with a kirby air riders background
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>>726322608
turned based slopccer and it’s shit and flopped
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>>726321875
A lot of decent switch games are just ports, and they all go to the switch 1. The switch 2 would have a good usage case for someone who doesn't own a switch 1 if not for the bad input delay. It has M2 shot trigger ports the PS4 doesn't have like Espgaluda 2. However, as hardware is flawed. Tabletop mode is just bad, the screen is bad, the joycons are bad, the pro controller is bad, etc. All of this has work arounds, but all of this comes at an expense. My arcade sticks are not even compatible with the switch, I had to buy an adapter.

Its just a shitty piece of hardware with gimmicks that benefit no one. Hardware defines what will be on a console, and as of now the switch just feels like a crappy PC with 1% of the games. Like when we look at the dreamcast, its a literal naomi board, so of course its an arcade machine. When the wii came out its clear what that was and what the appeal of it was, even if its line up wasn't amazing. It was its own unique thing with a lot of neat unique titles. The switch certainly isn't that and the games on it just feel like nintendo branded variations of normalfag slop on other consoles.
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>>726322041
So, did you ever start AC6? Hell, did you even buy it?
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>>726322650
nigger I don’t need to read journotranny reviews or watch footage, seethe and dilate faggot schizonigger
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>>726306860
will it have another jewish song?
https://youtu.be/2bEZQ00OOxY
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>>726322563
Games haven't been purely on the cart for decades wit hall the patches and DLC required nowadays. Physical has already been taking it in the ass for a while now.

The day you can't download updates/DLC is the day I switch to a jailbroken system for everything. Key cards doesn't change that. Also, you can still download purchases from the fucking wii so it aint happening any time soon.
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>>726322692
chatGPT post
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>>726322692
avatar tranny moment
didn’t read btw
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>>726307050
Was?
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>>726322608
Nah
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>>726322692
>the joycons are bad, the pro controller is bad
Everything about your post sucks, but this takes the cake. The controllers are vastly better than the Switch 1 versions and the Pro 2 is one of the nicest controllers ever.
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>>726322806
Kirbybros wtf is this
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>>726322612
PLZA will likely sell more in its first quarter than PLA did anyway. PLZA was released before the holiday shopping season while SV released right at the start. Concerns about sales for a game that did 5.9 million in a week are silly.
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did ACfag for real abandon the thread because he got called out? Lmao what a nigger.
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>>726322692
>the pro controller is bad
You should leave details like this out if you want to sound believable.
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>>726322829
What is the appeal of the switch 2? All of these new games feel like ubislop crap with nintendo characters. When I finally got around to playing xenoblade I was utterly shocked by how bad it was. Its not an exaggeration to say its literally a single player korean MMO. The last 2D platformer nintendo shit out was mario wonder and it was super boring. Even super mario bros u was better. Everything nintendo releases now is super infantilized and boring, wonder was so retarded it almost felt like a fake game. No one is gunna be playing that 20 years from now. Where are the games?
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>>726323210
avatar tranny lmfao
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>A lot of decent switch games are just ports, and they all go to the switch 1. The switch 2 would have a good usage case for someone who doesn't own a switch 1 if not for the bad input delay. It has M2 shot trigger ports the PS4 doesn't have like Espgaluda 2. However, as hardware is flawed. Tabletop mode is just bad, the screen is bad, the joycons are bad, the pro controller is bad, etc. All of this has work arounds, but all of this comes at an expense. My arcade sticks are not even compatible with the switch, I had to buy an adapter.
>Its just a shitty piece of hardware with gimmicks that benefit no one. Hardware defines what will be on a console, and as of now the switch just feels like a crappy PC with 1% of the games. Like when we look at the dreamcast, its a literal naomi board, so of course its an arcade machine. When the wii came out its clear what that was and what the appeal of it was, even if its line up wasn't amazing. It was its own unique thing with a lot of neat unique titles. The switch certainly isn't that and the games on it just feel like nintendo branded variations of normalfag slop on other consoles.
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>>726322803
You are actually the kind of eternally online scum im talking about, drop dead.
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>>726323210
>avatarfagging
lmao didn't read
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>gunna
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>>726322612
>the spin off game thats been out of a month didn't sell a quintillion copies, its so fucking over
I obviously mean compared to the games in the same time period.

> ZA sales are irrelevant to profits of the franchise.
No one cares about the fucking profits of the franchise you lunatic, this is about the entire gaming industry having a similar issue and your retarded little tendie brain can only fathom that post as needing to defend Pokemon when games like Death Stranding 2 are having the same thing happen. I explicitly put a Sony game as a comparison to show this and here we are with your fanboy brain needing to defend Pokemon.

>>726323051
The number is down despite more consoles than ever being out, that's an industry wide issue for sequels lately.
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>>726323164
Bro the dpad is hot garbage and still gives false diagonal inputs. How does the company that makes platformers not have a single input device with a functional dpad? Its INSANE.
https://youtu.be/5VhDC9lugv0
Why do nintendies always lie like this? This shit is not acceptable. Its deeply concerning how blatantly bad this is. Not only is it as bad as the switch 1 version, its WORSE.
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>>726323367
yet here you are crying like a bitch and you can’t do shit about it, stay gaped lil sis
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>>726323467
>tranime avtarfaggot
LMFAO
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>>726321875
Bananza is the closest thing it has to a system seller. MKworld isn't bad its a downgrade frame 8 imo, honestly though Fast Fusion is a better racing game.
>What the fuck is Fast Fusion
its a indie racing game thats basically f-zero. It's only $20 on the eshop, worth way more than $80 for mario kart
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>>726322041
You lost and got raped.
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>>726323467
Anon, I want you to know that nobody matter what your point is, whether it's good or bad, is completely invalidated by the fact that you're an avatarfagging fruitcake.
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>>726315985
Don't call me one of them. I only pointed out an objective fact. Critic reviews are dogshit meant for unthinking sheep, no matter whether it's positive or negative.
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>>726322608
Her game is a turn based fucking, yes.
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>>726307050
"mario if he real"
I still don't get this copypasta
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Why are kirbyfags so defensive? Theyre way worse than regular Nintendo fanboys. If you shit talk their baby overpriced two button racer or one of their baby's first platformers they will defend its honor to the death, like they're a knight in their kingdom or something.
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>>726323714
You're asshurt because you can't spam a bunch of retarded bullshit and obscure the posts. The modus operandi on this board is just retards spamming to force a dumb and objectively wrong narrative, to drown out all criticism that doesn't fit the status quo.
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>>726323825
forgot your tranime avatar sis
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>>726323426
>The number is down despite more consoles than ever being out, that's an industry wide issue for sequels lately.
Timing matters more than you'd think. If PLZA simple stopped selling before the holiday shopping rush I'd be concerned but I'm not. There are enough factors at play that waiting until the next quarterly report is the best policy right now. The timing factors will normalize by then and we'll have a better look into how much of a falloff there really was, if there is any.
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>>726323834
what
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>Why are kirbyfags so defensive? Theyre way worse than regular Nintendo fanboys. If you shit talk their baby overpriced two button racer or one of their baby's first platformers they will defend its honor to the death, like they're a knight in their kingdom or something.
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>>726307381
*They* want to make a Wii U 2 scenario so bad
*They* really miss the Wii U days
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>>726306860
>all the manchildren coping ITT about the fact that this is in fact a game for toddlers
L O L
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>>726324015
kek
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>How can I help you King Tranene?
>I need a sex change to cut off my pp
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>all the manchildren coping ITT about the fact that this is in fact a game for toddlers
L O L
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>>726323645
>downgrade frame 8
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>>726323950
All of /v/ now is retards just spamming over and over now to force a narrative.
>if I make a hundreds posts in a thread saying the pro controller isnt shit, that means it isnt shit
Sharty tards don't like when a posts stands out, because its hard to force a narrative like that. You can't just bury the post under a sea of astroturfing. The facts are right there, you can't downvote them.
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>>726323910
Arceus launched in January after the holiday rush. Again, the numbers are down compared to that despite there being more Switch users and ZA even having a bundle. This isn't just about Pokemon, it's more pronounced with other franchises that are having even bigger retention drops for sequel games but even Pokemon is not immune to this. Consumers are shying away from $70 games, industry wide trends show this. Even a game like TotK is down 33% compared to BotW and Spiderman 2 was down what, like 50%?
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>>726323871
Thanks for the honest response shitposter.
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>>726324174
imagine being more retarded than manchildren and getting filtered by a "game for toddlers"
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>>726321875
*ever
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>>726307381
nintendo did this to themselves
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>>726324320
tranime avatar activated
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>>726324416
yeah how dare nintendo make good games that the players want instead of $400 million dollar gigaflops that journos can jerk off over
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>>726324267
lol, at work not really checking my post for goofy errors
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>>726323910
We know there was a fallout. Least sold Pokémon launch since 2018. You can cope all you want but it won’t change the fact.
Sorry your friends at Nintendo sold less copies of their premium priced Pokémon with $30 day one dlc.
I’m sure they’ll survive.
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>>726324324
the cope is just getting sad at this point
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>>726324320
>hiatus x hiatus
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I pre-ordered it but it won't arrive until next week ;n;
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>We know there was a fallout. Least sold Pokémon launch since 2018. You can cope all you want but it won’t change the fact.
>Sorry your friends at Nintendo sold less copies of their premium priced Pokémon with $30 day one dlc.
>I’m sure they’ll survive.
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>>726324529
>this game that sold massively sold slightly less massively the this other massive hit
pure cope
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>>726324320
Look I'm not saying you're right or wrong. I'm just saying that avatarfagging is really gay.
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>>726324670
>avatarfagging is really gay.
Perfect for /v/ then.
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>tendies absolutely shitter shattered at factual sales numbers
Grim. It’s better than that one tendie who refused to belief TPC’s own statements that the lower number of copies sold included digital copies.
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>>726324728
perfect for exposing yourself as tranime faggot with shit opinons
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>>726324142
Wait wait hang on
>How can I help you King Tranene?
>I need a doctor to cut off dis here pee pee
>That's not what we do at NME
>You better get it with a life insurance policy!
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>>726307025
You can play this game with one hand, it's really not complex
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>tendies absolutely shitter shattered at factual sales numbers
>Grim. It’s better than that one tendie who refused to belief TPC’s own statements that the lower number of copies sold included digital copies.
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>>726307381
Unironic nintendo derangement syndrome and social media misinformation chambers which most normalfags are too retarded to break out of + rising prices in gaming has created a seethe singularity.
There’s also a contingent of “muh iwata era” zoomers who yearn to be 8 years old again
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>STOP THE COUNT
you lost and got raped
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>>726324781
>jerk off over sales numbers all week long in their bunker thread
>the moment sales numbers don't go their way they instantly start making up random bullshit
It's an impressive level of mental gymnastics.
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Tendies are malding
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>>726308430
Part of the fun with the recent Dispatch threads was just having threads where people were actually enjoying a game for once. It felt more like the good old days where shitposting can still happen, but people were still in high spirits.
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>>726324867
+ jews did nothing wrong, forgot to add that
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>malding
scatching twitchtranny off my bingo card
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>>726324887
anon we arent in 2015 anymore.
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>jerk off over sales numbers all week long in their bunker thread
>the moment sales numbers don't go their way they instantly start making up random bullshit
>It's an impressive level of mental gymnastics.
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>>726324887
Impressive in what sense. Everyone knows the tendies are cultists, if anything they’re showing a lack of devotion. Grounds for death in their cult.
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>>726308430
The Boondocks call this "nigga synthesis"
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>>726323426
>your retarded little tendie brain can only fathom that post as needing to defend Pokemon
I fucking hate pokemon, im not looking to defend it. Im just stating facts about it printing money because you're mentally ill and haven't been taking ur meds
>MUH SALES COULD BE EVEN HIGHERRR!!!!
Rope. Now.
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>S-STOP THE C-COUNT
cry of the gaped
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>Impressive in what sense. Everyone knows the tendies are cultists, if anything they’re showing a lack of devotion. Grounds for death in their cult.
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>>726324930
White people did everything wrong tho
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>>726322563
What's wrong with the ethernet port? Works fine for me
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>>726325032
Anon repeat after me
>the latest Pokémon game, despite having a far larger install base than any other Pokémon game ever, surrounded by switch 2 hype, and available in a switch 2 bundle, sold less than any other Pokémon game since 2018
It’s not a bad thing at all! Your friends at Nintendo made a ton of money selling cheap shovelware, you should be happy if anything.
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>>726321510
Well, all the Prime 4 discussion now is just about Myles, so you tell me
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>>726325196
now say it without crying
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>>726324867
don't forget switch 2 piracy is no where in sight so all the thirdies are in nuclear meltdown
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>>726324324
An uncontested January during the COVID bump after a year of almost no releases. Again, there are many factors that go into week 1 sales. January isn't as dead of a month for sales as you might think and the context of PLA's release was wildly different than PLZA, and the day one dropoff was only around 10% which will almost certainly be normalized in its first quarter.
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>>726306860
t-tendie bros...
EMERGENCY FAMITSU THREAD NOW!
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>>726325185
Mine doesn't work and neither does the one on my friends system. I've tried multiple cables as well. Other people have said that theirs didn't work either.
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Jesus Christ tendies would call the sky a Snoy because it’s blue for half the day.

>>726325352
Now say it without crying
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>Anon repeat after me
>the latest Pokémon game, despite having a far larger install base than any other Pokémon game ever, surrounded by switch 2 hype, and available in a switch 2 bundle, sold less than any other Pokémon game since 2018
>It’s not a bad thing at all! Your friends at Nintendo made a ton of money selling cheap shovelware, you should be happy if anything.
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>>726325404
It's a sober market analysis.
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>Jesus Christ tendies would call the sky a Snoy because it’s blue for half the day.
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>>726325110
>be sick in india
>about to go under for surgery
>realize a nintendo direct is starting soon
>as the gas starts to knock you out all you hear is the surgeon scream "NOOOOOO NOOOOO DOOOOOO NOT REDEEEEM THE METROID SAAAAR"
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famitsu threads raped that guy
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>>726324845
But Adeleine isn't in, so why would I need that feature?
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>>726325487
So is what I said here >>726325196
yet you tendies are going bananas over simple facts.
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>>726307381
Indians and other brown people gained increasingly wide access to the internet and are shitting it all up like they shit up their surroundings irl. They think "console wars", that were just innocent banter between bros is a real war and like the retard who can't handle his liquor they are ruining it by taking it as seriously as politics or religion.
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>>726306860
>Made a 2nd thread
Imagine having so much free time you wait for reviews of a game exclusive to a system you don't own just to shit yourself.
That's what no games does to a motherfucker
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>>726325507
That fact is all the better because snoys are the ones who started the famitsu threads just to console war
now they've been taken over to just report sales but they can't stop themselves from seething about nintendo
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>>726325562
that’s a reatrded cope post you typed while sobbing
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>>726306860
>hyrule warriors, za and air riders all got below an 80 on metacritic
>prime 4 will probably get below that too
Sisters, is it time to panic? Either Nintendo rushed the switch 2 out, or they’ve lost the ability to put out good games. I’m scared…
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>>726325682
Outside of me calling Pokémon shovelware, every single thing I stated is pure fact. I’m sorry for your cope.
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>>726325568
4chan is DNS blocked in india. This is an excuse rapeape uses to excuse his constant shitting up of the website and total failure to fix it. There are zero actual indians here.
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>>726325313
Very true. The switch 2 not being cracked yet has created a lot of seethe from some reason too, considering apparently all Nintendo games suck? Why would you want to emulate them anyway then kek
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>>726325196
>tendie on suicide watch
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>>726325575
>>Made a 2nd thread
>Imagine having so much free time
But enough about the Weekly Famitsu Threads.
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oh look acfag is back
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>>726325352
COVID was 2020, PLA released in 2022. It was still in the COVID boom era but it wasn't an actual COVID game like ACNH which released right around when lockdowns happened. However, there were 103.45 million Switch consoles sold in January 2022, by the time ZA hit there were 150 million and then you'll have some Switch 2 owners that never owned a Switch 1 on top of that.

Despite that nearly 50% increase in potential customers, it sold less. This is happening to nearly every game, it's not distinctly a Pokemon problem. It's happening on PC, Xbox, Playstation, and even on Switch you'll see big dropoffs like Xenoblade 2->Xenoblade 3.
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>>726324489
Shitendo has never made a good game
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>So is what I said here >>726325196
>yet you tendies are going bananas over simple facts.
>hyrule warriors, za and air riders all got below an 80 on metacritic
>prime 4 will probably get below that too
Sisters, is it time to panic? Either Nintendo rushed the switch 2 out, or they’ve lost the ability to put out good games. I’m scared…
>Outside of me calling Pokémon shovelware, every single thing I stated is pure fact. I’m sorry for your cope.
>>Made a 2nd thread
>Imagine having so much free time
>But enough about the Weekly Famitsu Threads.
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Man I don't know how bait ends up working every time on this fucking board, you only care for journalist opinions when you can shitpost with them and say they don't count in any other situation.
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>snoys losing their minds
>again

circana info for october will be released tomorrow btw :) except another meltdown when switch 2 continues to sell gangbusters.
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>>726325763
>4chan is DNS blocked in india
nice try pajeet, the boards with flags are full of your kind. Not to mention you are shitting up every country so any flag could be hiding a pajeet poster.
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>>726325758
everything you posted was cope because you’re a mindgaped retard who can’t accept chadtendo owns the gaming world and mogged all their competition effortlessly
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>>726325726
>all these games are massive successes because nintendo isn't retarded
meanwhile sony is still reeling from wasting half a billion USD on a game that flopped in a day
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>>726325912
Anon stop listing all those facts that hurt my friends at Nintendo’s reputation.
Stop the fucking count. It doesn’t count.
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>Shitendo has never made a good game
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>>726306860
Rough year for 7intend0
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Kirbysisters......
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>>726325781
Ok:
Imagine having so much free time you make Weekly Famitsu Threads every day in a vain attempt to have them banned because you are mad Sony isn't on top.
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>>726325960
>tendies will literally refuse to believe actual numbers and data
Not cultists btw
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>>726326015
Its a funny cope to claim when sony is desperately trying to copy nintendo
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>>726307050
Mario if he real
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>Rough year for 7intend0
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>>726325956
>the boards with flags are full of your kind
Post evidence. There isn't a single board with flags where india constitutes more than 0.1% of the posts.
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>>726306860
has the roster leaked already? It's the only hting I really care ebout.
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>>726325196
Please find an 18 wheeler to jump in front of. You are not mentally sound and no pill will cure you.
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>>726326076
>THE HUGE SUCCESS IS ACTUALLY BADERINO BECAUSE…IT JUST HECKING IS OKAYYYYY!???!!!?
whatever helps you cope schizo
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>>726325562
Your post isn't a market analysis. It's accentuating the negative without any understanding of consumer trends. Any discussion on sales of COVID era games should be taken with a giant asterisk. Remember that Sword and Shield released in the middle of November and sold 6 million copies week 1, only 200k off PLZA. Are we calling it a failure too despite having a massive tail and being the first mainline game on Switch?
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>>726308430
I think this is true. But what if toxic positivity? Is this a symptom of the TORtanic event? Every mid game is either the worst ever or the best thing ever depending on who you ask. There isn't even the third option of "it's ok" or "it's not that good" or the fourth option of "I dont care". Everyone HAS to fight a war they don't believe in.
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>>726326164
slit your wrists rosterfag
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>>726326191
>>726326231
Jesus fucking Christ they’re this angry.

>>726326232
Now say this again without the tears in your eyes. After you finish coping of course.
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>>726326076
ps2 deniers are up there with holocaust deniers.
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>LOOK HOW MUCH OF A FLOP THIS SWITCH 2 GAME IS!!!!!
>its outsold the best selling PS5 exclusives that have been out for years in a month or two
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>>726326314
the 180 million PS2s are real you anti-snoymite!
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>>726325939
what do you expect us to PLAY it ourself or actually just watch gameplay video and draw our own conclusions?

We're little baby birds who need information regurgitated into our mouths.
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Journalists only care about Sakurai when he's making Smash.
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>>726326301
>*violently inhales copium*
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>Jesus fucking Christ they’re this angry.

>Now say this again without the tears in your eyes. After you finish coping of course.
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>>726324529
>i-it only made 380 gorillion dollars instead of 390 gorillion dollars! F-Flop!
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>>726326130
Makes sense since the Switch 2 has the same power of the PS4
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Who cares about Kirby?
this website is for adults only I have no idea why anyone older than 13 wanna talk about Kirby of all things
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>>726326459
>posting facts is compium
>hand waving and giving explanations for why those numbers aren’t actually accurate isn’t
Lmfao
God damn you mentally stunted cretins should be institutionalized
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>>726326626
why are you pretending to be a new anon who just entered the thread?
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Removing IP counts was a mistake.
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>>726326489
>the tears in this tendies eyes made him see words that weren’t there
lol
lmao even
Tendies really hate being reminded that the game sold less. I’ve never seen them get this booty blasted over sales numbers before.
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>>726326696
I literally am
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>>726326689
>*HUFF* *HUFF* HUUUUUFFFFF* *HNNNNNNNNNGGGHHHHHHH*
> Lmfao God damn you mentally stunted cretins should be institutionalized
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>>726326803
you literally aren’t
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>>726326803
Tendies see enemies in their shadow. Snoys are everywhere.
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>>726325912
The COVID era for entertainment didn't end until midway through 2022. Development was completely dead and most entertainment products were delayed in 2020 and 2021 and people were flush with cash for quite awhile. The PUA and PEUC didn't end until September 2021 for example. People were starving for major entertainment releases in 2021 to match the demand. I know personally from my own business that TCGs and collectables didn't slow down until late 2022. There was a clear through line from 2020 all the way until 2022. People were spending like they had more money to burn. Remember that this was also when the PS5 was a hot item despite not really being worthwhile in its first few years. People had money and they wanted to spend it.
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>>726326301
I can give you a real answer.
You are comparing cumulative hardware sales to 3 days of software sales.
As a console gets older despite hardware numbers going up software sales go down. It's a completely normal process that happens to every console.
In this case the active userbase that can buy Legends Z-A is smaller today than in 2021 when Legends Arceus released.
Switch underperformed while Switch 2 over performed with 50% of sales.

So now that you have the numbers and data what is you cope now?
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>>726326301
>>726326689
>gets ass blasted with each post
>pretends to know the market
>"l-look how angry you all *sniff* are"
Shut down your computer go outside and finally decide to either stay offline or kill yourself.
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>>726327013
snoys attack everyone so they think everyone is in a secret cabal to shit on sony
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>>726327046
>The COVID era for entertainment didn't end
ftfy
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>>726327056
Not reading all that. Please cope on your own time.
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>>726327046
>The COVID era for entertainment didn't end until midway through 2022.
Why do you get to decide this? It’s a weird coping mechanism. Pokémon ZlopA didn’t fail by any means. They sold shovelware for $70 to millions of cultists, they made bank.
It just happened to sell less despite being available on the largest install base for a Pokémon game ever.
Why does that make you so anally annihilated?
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>>726327197
>NOOO I CANT READ THAT ILL BE DEBOONKED!!!
wow, you're not even trying anymore. Try injecting heroin for every post you make.
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>>726323426
>>726325196
>>726326689
>>726326301
HRT isn't working huh?
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>>726327046
>People had money and they wanted to spend it.
The stimulus checks were part of that for sure. The economy is in a much worse spot now so you have people a lot less willing to spend and on top of that you have more f2p and cheap offerings on the table that people can play instead of a $70 game and in most cases for these sequels, they're practically the same fucking game. ZA plays differently from PLA but it's actually an exception here when something like GoY is just GoT again, Death Stranding 2 is Death Stranding 1 again, Spiderman 2 is Spiderman 1 again, etc.

The real COVID industry distributor was honestly Genshin which got a lot of people to try out f2p games and you have a lot of people no longer opposed to the idea of them. Now something like Uma Musume can prevent someone from buying other games if they're playing that instead. The CEO of Microsoft was talking about how he even sees something like TikTok as a threat to the gaming division because it competes for attention and he's honestly not wrong, look at how many faggots post on /v/ all day instead of playing games. It's the same principle. Shitposting on social media all day is free.
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>>726326626
Kids don't like kirby tho
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>>726327641
This isn't a kirby thread anymore, its a roast
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>>726309352
define what a port is.
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>>726327362
I didn't decide it. I observed it. See the graph >>726327056 for a good look into how software trended despite limited new releases between 2020 and 2022.
>>726327629
>The stimulus checks were part of that for sure.
PUA and PEUC unemployment had a bigger long term impact. Stimmies were a short term blip but people collecting ridiculous amounts of unemployment cash was a factor people don't like to talk about. A lot of "non-essentials" were making bank sitting on their asses and they didn't go back to work for awhile after the programs ended.
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>>726327953
a game that a snoy disapproves of unless its on PS5
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>>726327959
Interesting, that does explain why games sold much better during than period. I guess the end of WFH practices would factor in there too since that's less free time to play games. I know a lot of normalfags will straight up drop games before finishing them but with how padded games are these days, anyone playing a game until the end can be in for 80-100 hours of playtime for a single playthrough and for someone that can't no life a game that can take a long time to beat so it creates a situation where people have to work through a backlog of games they're interested in and it's cheaper to pick up the ones on sale because most companies put them on sale for 50% off after 3 to 6 months.
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>>726324529
Why do you keep saying shit and then get mad when people call you retarded for the shit you said?
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>>726324529
>$30 day one dlc
I wish I had caught that the discussion was with a retard earlier. It would have saved me a lot of keystrokes.
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>>726329741
That guy was fucking nuts, scrolling though his meltdown was a fun way to kill time at work



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