HALF-LIFE 3 ANNOUNCEMENT IN 20 MINUTES (FOR REAL THIS TIME)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95qvqkf4EqE
>Holy fuck half-life CONFIRMED in source 2!!!>Tyler says they'll announce it soon alongside Deckard!>They'll announce HLX with the new hardware!>They'll announce HLX on the 18th!>They'll announce HLX on the 19th!--- YOU ARE HERE --->T-They'll announce HLX at the game awards!>They might announce it in january...>uhh...it must've been delayed to Q2....>.....
It's gonna be like 40 minutes
NOTHINGEVERHAPPENSNOTHINGWILLEVERHAPPEN!
RESTART STEAMIT'S UP
>bump limit within an hourunreal. (actually it's source).>>726318206>I'm a cum guzzling faggot --YOU ARE HERE--
>>726318154>reddit filename
27 minutes till Full Life 1.5
What are the chances it actually gets announced?
DOKTORRELEASE MY HOPIUM INHIBITORS
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHhttps://youtu.be/_mU8U4fe-Z8?si=Y0zVtb8ZjUhCRrbz
>>726318154>FOR REALLY REAL THIS TIME I PROMISE
check the catalog nigga. go to this thread.>>726314253>>726314253>>726314253
Gabe's son private dms to Tyler Mcvicker for anyone who's interestedhttps://files.catbox.moe/1goyah.mp4
If you want it to happen, you'll have to give me all your hopium edits.Now.
>>726318325>FULLY POZZED
Why do we think anything is happening? I'm out of the loop
>>726318379mass delusion
NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN
>>726318154
>>726318154I was here.
WHERUS GURDUNWHERUS DA FREEMAN
Just 30 more minutes
Tyler McVicker here AMA
>>726318424THAT'S BUGS BUNNY NOT CREAM THE RABBIT YOU STUPID FUCK
How many TeraFLOPS is the Steam Machine?
GABEEEEEEEEEENNNNTHIS WILL BE YOU TOMMOROW
kek this is the power of valvetismtendies hold NO QUARTER HERE
>>726318154I have so much hope bros...
>>726318489who is sneed?
NIGGER HOW MANY MORE THREADS ARE YOU GONNA SPAM? GO TO THIS THREAD: 726314253
I'M CURRENTLY LISTENING TO https://youtu.be/c624QWR3CXI ON LOOPITS HAPPENING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>726318604ill make another one just to spite you faggot
HEY FAGGOTYOU ARE A FAGGOT
>>726318154Tyler, go ahead and do us all a favor and neck yourself.
>>726318636>listening to Portal 2 instead of Half-Lifengmi
Fell for it again award
i wasn't here
>>726318154>Open world slop
sup guys
>>726318669do whatever you want you poojeet
>>726318726post her feet please
>>726318669based
20 MINUTES UNTIL I SAY THE N WORD
>>72631815420 minutes left until copium runs out
>>726318717LAST SINGLEPLAYER ADVENTURE BY VALVEALSO PART OF HLUNIVERSEALSO BOREALISALSO COOL TRACK
Gaben or Ryan Gosling
ITS UPhttps://youtu.be/T2AFRqTyBLk?si=pqK7zrVdeEgf-3kS
>>726318370We still don't know the dimensions of the Gabencube right?
post yfw nothing happens
I do not care for half-lifeit insists upon itself
>>726318717We will summon Portal 3 instead
GUYS HOLY SHIT IT'S If you haven't seen this image yet you are not a knower.
>>726318775No
>it just updatedhttps://steamdb.info/app/1063600/history/GENTLEMEN, WE ARE ALL GONNA MAKE IT
>>726318885
A minute of silence please, for the brothers who died while waiting for half life 3.
>>726318840Holy fuck that guy is luckyUsually these fuses leave not even your ash when they blow, and thats in protective spacesuits.
THIS IS OUR LAST HOPETHE LAST DAYTHE LAST HOURGIVE ALL OF YOUR ENERGY TO HALF LIFE 3https://youtu.be/FXkjPizQbd8?si=HQv4cy48JU_tL9nn
>>726318287Slim to none, and Slim just left town.I jest. Who knows anymore? Alyx came out with the last pair of Steam goggles, maybe they'll push another game out with this pair.
>>726318929It updated yesterday too and nothing happened.
>>726318952braaaaaaaap
https://steamdb.info/app/1063600/info/>2minutes ago
why not just wait until it actually gets announced
i only care about the mods
>>726318154THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k8craCGpgs
HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU GUYS I'm proud of you all
Don't leave your computer
Newfag here. Are you guys just shitposting or do you genuinely believe that this is happening? Is there any actual evidence or is your hope fueled by delusion?
HOPE>HOPEHOPE>HOPEHOPE>HOPEHOPE>HOPEHOPE>HOPEHOPE>HOPEHOPE>HOPEHOPE>HOPEHOPE>HOPEHOPE>HOPEHOPE>HOPEHOPE>HOPE
FAT FUCKING COMBINE TITS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>726318998Shut up
are you losers EVER right?
>>726318927nevermind is looks like a dude monkey I'm good
>>726318885>mfw nothing happens and hopies fell for it again
I've fallen for this shit too many times.But this time, surely.
>27th anniversary of Half-Life 1>doesnt go on saleWtf
The only reason I believe there's even a chance today is because they took down the Where Winds Meet banner and there's nothing else taking up banner space on Steam today
>>726319029THREAD THEME WHEN IT COMES OUT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pmt-wWzC1E&list=RD3pmt-wWzC1E&start_radio=1
>>726318994this is it
>>726319029DONT STOP
>>726318969fatpacks?
CHECK THE STEAM FROM PAGE NOW
A YACHT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!!!
>>726319070It's fun
>MY>ASS>IS>HEAVY
Just an another yacht bros
STEAMS FRONT PAGE IS JUST A VIDEO OF GABEN JERKING OFF WTF DID HE MEAN BY THIS
>>726318994What about the other one
>>726319096holy
>>726319205Nothing you retard
>>726319164holy shit you are actually right
HJOLY SHIT GABE NEWELL JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE TURN ON THE TVANY CHANNEL
Ban these garbage discord trans threads mods
Remember, GabeCube released at 10:19 AM and Alyx released at 3:12 PM, EVEN IF IT DOESN'T RELEASE BY 10 AM THERE IS STILL HOPE
>reinstalling Synergy to coop through the HL2 campaign with randomsI will manifest the game through sheer force of will.
15 MINUTES UNTIL I SAY THE N WORD
4 AND NO HL3 FOR EVERYONE!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/546560/HalfLife_3/IT’S UP
>>726319096>mfwilt there are poeple who want to fuck the combine gunship
>>726319105Freeman, right? I've got a message for you. Make sure you don't
I hate myself so much Genuinely how do I learn self worth
If it doesn't happen by 10 AM PDT, stop making threads.
>>726319280have some fun you nigger
hl3 better fucking come with a deathmatch mode exactly like 1 and 2's
10 minutes
GABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Can't you guys just keep this up until it gets announced? It would be pretty cool if this stays on /v/ for weeks on end until release.
https://youtu.be/-SmUUQMkXOIFREEMAN
>>726319365>and 2's
STOP REFRESHING THIS CRAP YOU FUCKING AUTISTS
>>726319287Oh fuck i forgot about synergyTime to remember some old times
YOU ANON! LEMME HEAR YOUR WAR CRY!
Alright everyone pack up, next stop, Game Awards
>>726319336usually i would think the same but i'm like 73.2% sure it's just a joke mod
anons Im gonna go take a shitif it gets announced Im gonna do something I regret
It's just gonna be a "sequel" to half life: alyx. Look deep in your heart. You know it to be true
>>726319087Is this a FP reference?
>>726319396lmao
>>726319280>BAN VIDEO GAME THREADS BUT PLEASE OH PLEASE DON'T GET RID OF MY BLACKED ERP COOM THREADS!!!
>>726319336theres people who wanna fuck tiles, bro
>>726319396>MYSTERY NIGGA>>726319416HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
>>726319396LMAOOOOOOOOOO
>>726319365It would just be monetized to shit and then all Valve would see Half Life as is another multiplayer skin junkie vehicle. That's some monkey paw curling shit you're thinking of
>We are happy to announce our newest MOBA shooter Deadlock will be releasing to the public in early access
ITS REALITS REALITS REALITS REAL
ITS HERERESTART STEAM!!!
>>726319416HOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEE
>>726319416AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>726319416...
>>726319394i meant more that it better have one like they did, 2's was outclassed by gmod existing, 1 is still good toe
COME ON GAYBOY, DISAPPOINT ME!
>>726319416WAHOO!
It's gonna happen
pack it up boys, nothing is gonna happen, check back next year
10 MORE MINUTES
>>726318154EXXIIIIIIST HALF LIFE 3EXIIIIIIST>stamps around autisticallyYOU MUST EXIIIIST COME TO BEFUCK GABEN SENSUALLYEXXIIIST
>>726319416a
GENTLEMEN
CLING TO HOPEBELIEVE IN THE BEAST OF POSSIBILITY
>>726318154HOLDTHELINEBROTHERS
10 MINUTES
10 MINUTES UNTIL I SAY THE N WORD(it's gonna be a big one)
>10 minutes before it's supposed to happen and nothing has leaked yet like an image or an unlisted Youtube videoDOC I NEED MORE HOPIUM I'M RUNNING OUT
It's over
>>726319525never ever
5 minutes
UPDATED AGAIN
>>726318893cute
>>726319670RECTAL DOSE COMING UP
Based astroturfing Valve thread, praise Gaben. We are PC master race.
9 MINUTESSHOW ME YOUR HYPE FACE
maybe we should call up some of those crazies on /x/ and have them do a seance or some shit
okay remember this: 2/2/202610 minutes
>>726319396KEK
>>726319718THANKS (for raping him) DOC
So if it's a bust do we all just do and play aion 2 together?
>>726319723
I'll date an anon if it's announced
Don't think it's happening since Tyler "I love fucking Niggers" McNigger ain't streaming to cry live
>>726318154HL3 has too much expectation. They will never make it.
>>726319718thanks doc
>>726319708HOLY SHIT
Anything on Steam's banner?
Who started the rumor that they will reveal it?
>>726319396
>>726319760Are you a hot 5' asian girl with massive tits?
>>726319798Me
>>726319798Tyler mcnigger
>>726319775if anything that gives it more credibility that it's getting revealed today, given he's been gagged multiple times by valve already
>>726319742I fuck your mama
>>726319760gay
>>726319792nice screenshot dude
it is so over....
>>726319760o-o-ok b-but its not i-i like you or a-anything
>>726319792Paint failed me at my finest hour
HOLY CRAP /v/!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is3bR_to3Qc
I hope its a deadlock update along with Venator.I don't give a shit about half-life
OH MY GOD WE ARE DOOMED!
>>726318287I believe Gay Ben that they are working on it again. An announcement within the next two (2) years is perfectly reasonable.
https://steamdb.info/app/1063600/history/ is being updated every few minutes now, WTF is even happening?
>>726319865Me on the left.
TURN ON THE NEWS HE'S FUCKING DO IT
DESPAIR IS TAKING ME BROS I CAN'T HOLD ON!
brother just download lightshot what the FUCK are you doing?
>>726319760Do you have big tits?
I bet my anus to nothing
7 minutes
>GREAT JUMPING JOSEPETHS! YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT THIS ANNOUNCEMENT ISN'T COMING? WHAAAAAAT????? I STILL NEED TO BASEDJAK LIKE IT IS? NOT ONLY THAT, BUT I NEED TO POUT AND SHOUT WHEN IT INEVITABLY DEFIES AND CANCELS ALL MY GREATEST EXPECTATIONS?!?!?! WELL, LET'S GET THIS STARTED NEVER AND I'LL SAY YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>726319742
>>726318154Its just a copout for them to officially announce that gay hero shooter of theirs, they did the same thing for Portal 2
Lmao I think it's actually happening this time
Listen!In order for Half-Life 3 to release the water has to be dry!
i just pooped in my pants
>>726319928the updates have been going crazy since last night
If this post gets a 3 then HL3 is announced today.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE OTHER GAMETHE OTHER ONE BEING UPDATEDIS IT THE SOURCE 2 SDK? LEFT 3 DEAD? TF3?WHAT THE FUCK IS IT?
>>726319928They're doing last minute adjustments to the store page they're about to launch.Or they're just fucking with you
>>726319928Seems like business as usual?
When will you ever learn?
>>726318154Been 21 minutes Where is jt
I'M RANGEBANNED FROM POSTING IMAGES GRAAAAAAHHHH
https://x.com/valvesoftware/status/1196566870360387584HOLY SHIT
>>726319928These niggas just messing with us now
5 MINUTES
>>726320012>2
if 2 it will be a hl2 remake
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
MARK YOUR SPOTS IN THE SCREENCAP, /V/
5 minutes checkem
>>726319760Hey...............
>>726319723AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
5 MINUTES UNTIL I SAY THE N WORD
>>726320002DEMETRIUS GET OFF THE GAME AND GO TO THE BATHROOM
>>726319070These threads only started in the past week
God bros, I'm so ready.
STICKY THIS MODS IT'S REALLY HAPPENING
FOUR MINUTESIN FOOOUUUUR MINUTES, HL3, GABEN'S FINEST ACHIEVEMENT... BECOMES A REALITY... hohohohoohohoho...
REMEMBERHIGH CHANCE IT WILL BE DELAYED 10-20 MINUTES AFTER 10 AMKEEP WAITING
VINCERÒ, VINCERÒ!
>Freeman, right? I've got a message for you. Half-Life 3 comes out on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKuT8f7gSXA
HLX TODAY!!!
5 minutes, folks. Buckle your sphincters...HLX as in Xen as in the whole game is on Xen
COME ON COME ON COME ON COME ON GABENEVEN IF ITS NOT HL3 SHOW US AT LEAST SOMETHING SO I COULD AT LEAST LAUGH AT IT
so even though nothing will happen in 5 minutes i want you all to know that geoff keighley will prevail and bring us to glory at TGA
5 minutes till I get to laugh at valvefags forever
>>726320113Nuhyeh
STICKY THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW
>>726319982wtf is this real!?
HALF LIFE 3 JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!!!
>>726320113nuh ye
>>726320048nah its constantly switching off and on for everyone because mods are fucking up something, been a week like that
Happening closed
RESET THE CLCOK12 HOURS
>>726319723>>726320094
ADD ME TO SCREENCAP
IF IT ENDS IN 3 ITS COMING OUT NOW
BRACE ANONS, BRACE, GO KISS YOUR SISTERS OR SOMETHING AND GET READY
>>726320175Over status?
>>726320175>foreverWhat about when half life 3 comes out
whats the reason people think something will happen at... 10am western/valve time and 1 pm eastern?
5 more minutes until I go jack off to VRporn with my ona hole naked.
Gaben here, we outsourced it to Machine of Pigs dev.
https://youtu.be/7GuAjojwO6E
NEVERSTOPBELIEVINGIF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT WILL NOT HAPPENSO JUSTBELIEVE
>>726320131Valve screwed over the HLX fanbase by cancelling the HLX 2.0 beta without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2026 and does not deserve your financial support for these gross consumer-unfriendly practices.
THREE
5 more minutes then two more weeks
>>726320175There's TGA left retard. THEN you are free to laugh at them for eternity.
Bros I actually have hope...
if I roll 3 it's teased in 3 minutes
put me in the screencap
>inb4 it's a small tech demo for Frame like The Lab was for Index
Alright everyone pack up nothing's happening
Thread is moving so fast noone will notice I can confess I found Half-life, mid.
If my post ends in a 7, you're mother will die in her sleep tonight
Half life bros... it finally happened! We did it!
it will be zoomerslop with a constantly talking flying mascot robot
post yfw it DOES happen
>all this hypelmao you fags are going to get so upset
HOLD THE LINE
IS HALF LIFE 3 IN THE ROOM WITH US?
IT'S HAPPENEINGREDDITLIFE3 BABY!
>>726320094I am here!
Is God on our side?
I WAS HERE
3 minutes left holy shit half life 3 confirmed
QUICK GORDON THERE'S ONLY 3 MINUTES LEFTYOU MUST IMPREGNATE MY DAUGHTER NOW!
HALF LIFE 3HALF LIFE 3HALF LIFE 3HOPE
>>726320247I WILL NEVER LOSE HOPE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIPPRGA_jGITwo minutes
Half-Life was never good.
>>726320175NOT UNTIL 5PM BITCH BASTERD
Post Half Life girls feet please
Are we going to do this every hour?
HOLY FUCKING IT'S REALhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/HLX
>>726320286FUCK YOU NIGGER
TWO MINUTES>TWO MINUTESTWO MINUTES>TWO MINUTESTWO MINUTES>TWO MINUTESTWO MINUTES>TWO MINUTESTWO MINUTES>TWO MINUTESTWO MINUTES>TWO MINUTESTWO MINUTES>TWO MINUTES
>HL3 actually gets confirmed
BRACE FOR IMPACTBRACE FOR IMPACTIT'S HAPPENING
>>726320148TEMPER YOUR EXPECTATIONS INJECT ENOUGH HOPIUM TO LAST 20 MORE MINUTES
>>726320280They already confirmed they are not working on any demo software for the hardware, but are working on software.
>>726320332That's yours?
They should just call it Half Life 4 at this point.
RAISE YOUR BAR GENTLEMENTS
>>7263202193x3 = 9WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS
>>726318726>she killed herselfShame.
>>726320251>>726320131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=632kyLysP6c>uploaded 13 years ago
Have some HOPE
nothing ever happens
INCOMING
>>726319438We know retard
BEAT DROP SYNCEDBRACE FOR IMPACT
>>726320316just play along faggot. everyone knows it's not being teased anytime soon
type 3 in the chat boys to manifest
>>726320384Yes.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
chudda will reach enlightenment soon
GABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's not happening
>>726320237anon,It's machine FOR the pigs, you piggy!And it's not bad if you really play it.
The should make it Linux only.
LEAKED SCREENSHOT JUST DROPPED
>>726320332Where did you get the Mr. Frosty plushie?
VINCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERÒÒÒÒÒÒÒÒÒÒÒÒÒÒÒ
>>726320286Its objectively mid. The issue is it was the first videogame retards on here liked so they overhype it in their minds.
/V/, I WAS HERE
3
5 and I blow my balls off with a sawed-off
THE FATSO WAS HERE
Lads... It was a pleasure.
HL3 NOW NOW NOW (T MINUS 40 SECONDS)
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
HERE WE GO
is this what mass psychosis like?
THEY FUCKING DID IT
WOWITS FUCKING NOTHING
We are in the endgame now boys!
It's not happening. You're all retards.
Live action movie.
ITS HEREhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIPS42pXfvU
ONE MINUTE TO GO
ARE YOU READY FOR A MIRACLE
>>726320358You're too based for this thread.>>726320427I am.
HOPE
>>726318287i see panty, i cum
wtf bros a combine gunship just flew over my house
>>726320470And you'll be here forever.
HALF LIFE 4!
NEVER EVER HF3TURDS
>>7263204293
DESPAIR
20 seconds!!!!!
REPLY TO THIS POST IF IT'S OVER
>>726320495isn't that great ?
suicide watch itt
ULTRA HOPIUM INJECTION, 1 MINUTE LEFT, OPEN THE DAM, FLUSH IN ALL THE HOPIUM
I WAS HEREEEEEEEEE
I badly need to poop :/
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Look at the time!Nothing ever happens you fags.
GENTLEMENSYNCHRONIZE YOUR SUICIDE WATCHES
it's showtime
AHEM
VINCERÒ
It's over.
>>726320251reminder that this guy's complaint is specifically that>instead of valve doing a slow friends-invite-friends beta for HLX>they just dumped it on steam for free https://store.steampowered.com/app/583950/Half-Life-3/he thought that if they did a slow friends-invite-friends beta it would drum up more hype or something.THATS what he's mad about. Read the copypasta.>without even allowing users to invite friends like they said they would in January 2026
A HALF LIFE 3 JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>726320538that was a dropship dumbass
any second now
>>726320326i'm here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxbIU0X-lCI
LOL
Well where is it, faggots?
Half life 3!!!!.....half life 3 is real!!!!!
HALF LIFE ALYX 2 ANNOUNCED!!!!!WE FUCKING WON HALF LIFE BROS
3 and it releases right now
Stupid fucking retards thought something would happen on games anniversary topkekbuy ropes
DEAR GABEN
>>726320470>nothing
>>726320107>>726319662>>726319294>>726318791I'M GONNA SAY IT!!!NNNNEVER-EVER
why would they announce it on a fucking Wednesday and not at TGA in a couple of weeks
damn, delayed by one hour again
I WAS HEREPUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP PLZ
IT'S ACTUALLY 1 HOUR FROM NOWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
Yall forget Jason Schreier Himself already said there will be no announcement, this thread is misinformation
GIVE IT A MINUTESURELY THIS TIME IT'S NOT A HOAXGIVE IT A MINUTE
>he actually thought it was going to happen
It's not happening.
https://youtu.be/R0qZTS38cjwOh shit oh shit oh shit
i will be back in 1 hour again
É FINITO
Nothing ever happens
sorry nothing
ITS UP ITS UP ITS UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIPS42pXfvUIT WAS REAL
SAY IT WITH ME!NOTHING!!
STICKY>STICKYSTICKY>STICKYSTICKY>STICKYSTICKY>STICKYLETS GOOOOO
They're delaying it 3 minutes TRUST THE PLAN
You guys are big dummies
RICOCHET TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Half Life, and Valveslop in general, is the peak of Redditcore
You know, Gaben, predicted all of this
theyre clicking post right now...
5 seconds!!!!!
>>726320617i would buy a steam frame if this happened, fr
>he fell for it AGAIN
HALF LIFE 3 TODAY
>>726320658Its over.
>>726320634Most insiders said this week
HL2 UPDATE JUST DROPPED
schizo thread
i give up on you faggots.
keighneelhe won
See you guys in an hour I'm gonna go jack off
who gives a shit, its not 2009 anymorefuck off gaben you fat fuck
So we give it half an hour max right before admitting nothing is going to happen
If Kirby Air Ride 2 directed by Sakurai was allowed to happen after 22 years and is about to release tomorrow, then surely Half-Life 3 / X will happen tonight.From a Tendie, don't lose hope, Freemen.
IT STARTS WITH... 1 hour to go.
Why would anyone care about söy life?
DO NOT COPE YETBOTH LATEST RELEASES WERE DELAYED BY 15 MINUTESJUST KEEP WAITING
>>726320658
>>726318154So are we doing this every day now or wtf are you retards even doing here?
>>726320743yes
SAME TIME TOMORROWHOLD OUT FOR HOPE BOYS
STICKY NOW
>>726320634that's for the trailer
I wish but nothing will happen
reply to this post to laugh at valvecucks
>>726320703Shut the fuck up, Bobby.
A-ANY TIME NOW
sorry everyone i told them to wait one more week
Lol, at least had some fun in the thread
where is it?
There are valve employees reading this thread right now LAUGHING AT YOU!
Ok but WHY THE FUCK DID THEY NOT CELEBRATE THE ANNIVERSARY THEN
i thought it was supposed to be at 2pm
Fucking knew it.
NO NO NO NO NO BROS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING THIS WAS SUPPOSE TO BE OUR TIME BROS NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Welp, see yall later
>>726318287>>726320535>psg 2 came out before half life 3
>>726320773obviously we will stop when half life 3 comes out this week, dumbass
STILL NOTHING>STILL NOTHINGSTILL NOTHING>STILL NOTHING
>store page still emptyfor what reason?
>>7263208082-4pm pst, but the hype train has no logic!
HOLY SHIT BLACK OPS SEVEN IS HAVING A DOUBLE XP WEEKEND
>RV there yetUnfortunately not
>AND THE WINNER OF THE 2025 FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD IS....(YOU)!
>ITS REALITS REAL>ITS REALITS REAL>ITS REALITS REAL>ITS REALITS REAL>ITS REALITS REAL
I will go sailing no more...
AIEEEEEEEEEE
>>726320806it's the 27th, it's not a special anniversary.
what? you thought I would ACTUALLY believe that it would release at this hour? you fool, you absolute buffoonhalf life 3 will be announced TOMORROW.
Nothing:(
>>726320769YOU ARE COPING RIGHT NOW
Okay, it's officially over We're free
>>726320757Get lost, snoy glowie.I burn spiritual fire on you for falseflagging.
>>726320826>PSG 2>STALKER 2>Genshin impact will complete its story arc>The entire Marvel cinematic universe story arc until End gameetc
Same time tomorrow?
>Other page hasn't been update in 3 hourshttps://steamdb.info/app/1275750/info/
>>726320859Kek had a cheeky laugh there mate
so why did everyone think it would happen at 10 am pst/1pm est?
QUICK TURN ON CNN IT IS HAPPENING
>>726318154why are chuddies going full delulu over a game that doesn't even exist?
JOEVER
>NOTHINGNOTHING>NOTHINGNOTHING>NOTHINGNOTHING>NOTHINGNOTHING
>>726320907No it'll be on Friday
>>726320956Same time tomorrow.
NEVER EVER GOING TO HAPPEN NIGGERSS
its obviously coming out at 3pm PST, we got another 5 hours to go. would this face lie to you?
BUT MY HOPE WILL NEVER DIEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5MwctDBF6E
depressed bros post your face
1 HOUR LEFT BROS
fuck you, /v/.
>>726320826well on the bright side, i can gen more of my own stocking sloppa locally and lose like twenty more gallons of cum to her throughout the rest of the year till hl3 gets announced.
>>726320945Even Bannerlord
I don't even like Half Life.
HALF-LIFE ALYX WASN'T ANNOUNCED UNTIL 3:12 PM PST, WE STILL HAVE LIKE FIVE HOURS TO GO!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What's the point of half life 3 if /v/ is just gonna shit on it for whatever reason?
see you next year lads
>TGA Banner disappeared!TGA Banner disappeared!>TGA Banner disappeared!TGA Banner disappeared!>TGA Banner disappeared!TGA Banner disappeared!
I give up. See you in TGA threads
>nothingWell fuck I guess I'm gonna go play videogames
Who keeps coming up with these announcement "rumors"?
>>726320658Did I tell you the definition of madness?
>>726321045who cares about this shithole
>>726320973Valve announced this last week at this time. I'd give it another half an hour max since it was at 10:30 almost last time
>>726318154Sources say the trailer will be revealed in 2 weeks
>>726321038It was only announced that late, on that day, because of a leak, bro. The trailer released around this time.
>>7263182870 lmao who the FUCK seriously thought it would be announced? Why? Just because some literal who did a "my dad works at nintendo" tweet about heightened security? Why the fuck would they even need heightened security at a company office just because they're working on a fucking video game, which they presumably do constantly anyway, and which they would have been doing for the past couple of years if HL3 was actually ready to show/announce.
Fuck my big chud life
When will you people get tired of this humiliation ritual? It's been 20 years.
>>726321054What the fuck
REFRESH STEAM IT'S HAPPENING
>>726321054>TGA banner IS actually gone
kek
Still no banner...
thread theme https://youtu.be/YBJhzfvdyKw?si=Qdx_B7pv5FKQauUV
>post YOUR YFW FACE WHEN YOU DIDN'T FALL FOR IT
ITS MOTHERFUCKING UP>ITS MOTHERFUCKING UPITS MOTHERFUCKING UP>ITS MOTHERFUCKING UPITS MOTHERFUCKING UP>ITS MOTHERFUCKING UPITS MOTHERFUCKING UP>ITS MOTHERFUCKING UP
Claearly now, i will go sailing, no more...
>>726321054>>726321103HAPPENING!
GABEN YOU FAT FUCK
>>726320748He took notes from La Creatividadexpect some kind of tease at the game awards
>>726320973Every single valve update and/or sale starts at 5 minutes ago
>>726320942I was in the /v/eekend Global Test Ride Paddocks playing City Trial with you tards thoughever.You niggas truly are cultists at times, take Furukawa's cock outta your mouth.
>>726321000
>I'm afraid it was the TGA PREDICTIONS. Yes, the TGA PREDICTIONS were the correct reveal date.
fuck
>>726321118>Now availableWTF BROS ISREAL?
>>726321101when you come to my house and end my life faggot
>>726321054AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>726321045>What's the point of half life 3 if [something that has nothing to do with the game]Shut up retard
>>726321054DOC, TURN OFF MY HOPIUM INHIBITORS
>>726321118>free to playIT'S SO OVER
>>726321054>>726321127fact check: confirmed true
Next hopium date? Not until TGA or 22/11 because 33????
Dear Gabe, I wrote you but you still ain't released HL3I left my HEV, my crowbar, and my steam profile at the bottomI sent two emails back in 2010, you must not've got 'emThere probably was a problem at the Bellevue office or somethingSometimes I scribble wishes too sloppy when I jot 'emBut anyways; fuck it, what's been up? Man, how's your yacht huh?My girlfriend's pregnant, too, I'm bout to be a fatherIf I have a daughter, guess what I'mma call her?I'mma name her Alyx
SAY CHEESE CLOWNS
ITS REAL HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>726321194I'm going to shoot myselfDAMN YOU GAY BEN
>>726321054
DESPAIR.
>>726321175No you weren't.Quit lying.
>>726321054Oh shit
Boggle
>>726321054What fucking TGA banner? WHERE?
>>726321054>ISREAL>ISREAL>ISREAL
>People were so hyped up they are throttling valve from posting the announcement
>>726321163two eyes = tues = latin for three confirmed
>>726321118it would be really fucking funny if the actual half life 3 store asset pack was shitty mspaint edits, so no one would believe the screenshots were real
>>726321321>>726321054Replaced with Adventure X banner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhSo6TheAGI>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhSo6TheAGIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhSo6TheAGIAAAAAAAA HOLY SHIT
>>726321054wtf is a tga banner and where isnt it????!!!!!
>>726320456is this real
>>726321082>it was at 10:30 almost last timeThe video dropped right at the top of the hour It’s joever
>>726321054This is a psyopTHERE NEVER WAS A TGA BANNER
>>726321321There was a prominent "play the TGA nominees" style banner on the store earlier
I'm kind of fine with it being drawn out because it's fun being excited about something again
Im leaving those threads u guys are fucking stupid
IT'S FUCKING UPhttps://store.steampowered.com/app/3143300/
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>726321054>ITS REAL
OP IS A FAT LYING NIGGER
>>726321378Where was there a banner?
>>726321240what the fuck happened there
>>726321284retard
MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH BASTARD GOD DAMMIT GABE YOU FAT PIECE OF SHITFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>726321424see you tommorow
>>726321441NO NOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>726321441bros...this isnt the X we were promised...
>>726320942>>726321175>>726321284>>726321470Half-Life?
>>726321470How do I know that's you?
FUCK YOU GABEN
Trannies won.chudies lost
So, why no banner for anything?
>>726321441KEKAROOOOOOOOO00000000OOOOOOO
>>726321335Trust the planGeoff actually has a fairly long history with Valve so if it were to be announced any time soon I wouldn't be surprised if it was at TGA
>>726321441i dont see itBut alright gaben, thats pretty cheeky
>>726321441HL... X........
>>726321441some intern is definitely having a giggle here
>>726321249
>>726321541video games
>It's over
>>726321309is this gore? i clicked off.
>>726321441>X>HLXIT'S AN ARG, DON'T LOSE HOPE
>>726321441adventure >>X<< huhits fucking coming JUST HOLD
>>726321441ITS FUCKING OVER
>>726321441
>>726321541He said "Tendie" first.He identified himself as a snoy glowie.
>>726321643NO
>>726321441I still don't see it
nice now that all the faggots crying about 9 am and 10 am are gone, we can have a FUN thread until 2-4 PM.besides the tripfag who should kill himself thoughbeithowever
>>726321630>steam locomotiveultra kekhow do you come up with this
>>726321664cope SDS tard
>>726321643yes, the rat goes AWOOOOOGA AWOOOOOGA *eyes pop out like a cartoon* then it fucking explodes
>>726321731shartpunk lmao
https://steamdb.info/app/1063600/history/>three updates pushed in 30 minutessomething is stirring
It's over, go home.
>>726321716It's real
>>726321731>3 notifications at the top>TODAY written right beneath them
>>726321763I only have "SDS" because the snoy glowies were using gore to terrorize Anons like myself.
NOV 12 just steam deck + animal salehttps://web.archive.org/web/20251109011247/https://store.steampowered.com/NOV 13 steam deck + animal sale + hardware announcmenthttps://web.archive.org/web/20251113030318/https://store.steampowered.com/NOV 14 black ops top banner + steam hw + deck (animal sale moved to sale box)NOV 15-17 marvel rivals top banner + steam hardware + deck (animal sale sale box)https://web.archive.org/web/20251115000204/https://store.steampowered.com/NOV 18 Where Winds Meet banner + TGA + steam deckNOV 19 No sale banner (first time since the 14th) and ONLY steam deck/no TGA/no salehttps://web.archive.org/web/20251119040304/https://store.steampowered.com/TGA banner was up earlier today but is gone now
>>726321840FUCK
>>726321643Yes. The hamster explodes and blood and guts go flying everywhere.
adventure x isn't present for me. Is it a global event? love from Kazakhstan
>>726321840i'm not seeing this + it's notable there is NO top game banner like there was from Nov 14-18 see>>726321867
>>726321643It's a rat getting a little bit too overstimulated methinks
>>726321867this is genuine schizo behavior.Give up. It's not happening.
YOU FUCKING NIGGERS ARE DUMB AS SHIT KEEEEEEK
>>726321942just announce it you faggots
>>726321904That's a ferret, you retard.
>>726321731I forgot the Golden joysticks were a thing
Nothing is happening
w-where's my half-life 3???
>>726321731https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoGgr71Rrow
>>726321915Present for me, unreal bro
JUST TWO MORE WEEKS
NINTENDO WON AGAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z73wdnp_jDA
NEW THREAD:>>726322074>>726322074>>726322074
>>726321863
>>726321985every new thread delays it another week.
Who gaslighted all y'all into thinking HL3 is coming, anyway?
Hopium status?
That's it, I'll never again believe that Valve will make another sequel to any already existing IP except Counter StrikeDeadlock 2 never ever too
>>726322151None left
>>726322130The same retard who gaslights everyone about Valve shit and somehow still has a following
Fuck it, im going to play synergy until next chope cycle starts
>Still isn't up for mehuh
>>726321643It cuts to AVGN creepypasta
>>726322159Yes you will. If you believed this far, 18 years later, then you'll likely memoryhole yourself into being fooled next year.
>>726322159They'll announce a new experience with the steam frame, and the gube.Just like they did for the steam deck, and labs for the vive, don't remember if they did anything for the index.
>>726322151Hopium levels critical. Seek HL3 announcement.
>>726322130The voices in my head doc, they tell me to post about HL3
>>726322196The real retards are the people who even believed this to begin with.
HOLY SHIT FAGGOTSCHECK YOUR STEAM LIBRARIES
>>726321118@grok is this tru
I was just hired as a full time yacht manslut for gaben and he shared a few details with me >Announcement is next month, we bottoms have this and next week to finish demo build (it's playable after announcement)>There will be an SDK with the official release, it will be a GUI software utilizing blueprint system due to 3rd party tools used>AI/Character systems are stupidly deep, and quite easy to use with the SDK. For example you can make characters play telephone and set their individual output and input for the relayed message to have data loss/corruption, ie. they can misunderstand commands, not take command if they don't like you, lose their balance due to impact wave, miss judge depth when missing an eye, they will drown if their leg is broken and they have been marked as a poor swimmer, crashing a car into another will make the occupants have a slight ragdoll type concussion, grabbing humanoids and certain creatures with the gravity gun will mess with their inner ear a bit.>If a material can burn in real life, it will in game, metal can be heated up and depending on the mass and size it will cause damage. You can use water or just wait for it to cool down. You can feed fire with airflow, for example a helicopter over a burning harvestman will just burn it near instantly. You can heat metals to a point of melting where the behavior is that of a liquid, you can pour it into a mold and break the mold to access it. Offworld is basically a metal forge showcasing this. >Every material has a different way of breaking down, melting, reflecting sound, providing cover, transferring heat, automatic (base) weight based on mesh size + material.I have to go, my master just woke up and he can't find out I'm writing this
not reading this whole thread or news sites, is the game announced or not
>>726322546Not yet
>>726318154bro this is just sad hl3 is not coming out
Gordon Freeman...What a joke.
>>726322546They fell for it again
>>726321054Geoff-kun...what happen?
>they're actually giving the announcement to geofffuck
>>726322654>>726322598thanks for the clear and short answer mates. see you back in /lit/ till the next musical threads or unless something really cool happens on this godforsaken board
>>726322598notyet whatdehell
>>726322690is that the mom from oblongs?
>>726321441>walking simsGAAAAAAAAAAAAAYBE
>>726322598DEMETRIUS
>>726322876Valve truly has fallen if that's the case. Dorito pope and his cringe faggotry shouldn't be allowed anywhere near their games.
>>726321867still up for me
>>726322601It is though. Just not yet.
>>726322876they're not, geoff is just trying to get people to watch his show
>>726320140plz bring bakc escharumposting
