hey guys, Geoff “World Premiere” Keighley hereyeah yeah I know what you’re thinking: “geoff why are you posting on 4chan instead of doing another trailer for a game that releases in 2037??”well sit down gamers because i’ve got newsso I was chilling in the studio, bathing in the glow of a hundred RGB keyboards, when Gabe Newell himself descends from the ceiling like some kind of bearded Steam-powered angelhe whispers to me:“geoff… it’s time…”my heart stops.my Doritos fall.the orchestral sting begins playing in the background despite no orchestra being present.“is it… HL3?” I ask, tears forminggabe nods, but only once, because nodding twice would break the prophecythen he hands me a USB drive labeled “definitely-not-half-life-3-final-build.exe” in Comic Sansso yeah guys probably gonna World Premiere that bad boy at the showor maybe it’s just a JPEG of a crowbarhonestly no clue I didn’t open it, I’m scaredanyway if you don’t reply to this thread your mother will not play HL3 tonight.
I'm not editing this for your boomer game
where is Riccohet 2 you stupid fat fuck?
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