>let's announce HL3 at the date of the series anniversary>wait a minute, what's that? A microsoft event the next day?>trollface.jpg
>it's realwtf bros??
>>726335201>...THREE DOTS?
>>726335060Xbox still exists?
>>726335389Yes, it exists on a higher level of being. Anything microsoft decides to publish games on becomes an xbox
>>726335201>Gaming moves forward when players and developers have more ways to play and create>Holds back the entire industry for 20 years by refusing to add gyro to their controllersWhat did they mean by this?
Imagine they break their track record of announcing on wednesdays/thursdays and they actually do it on a friday, or right before TGA.
>>726335060valve isn't a microsoft partner
Post your lambda sharpies /v/, the more egregious spot the more points you get. Winner gets a surprise from Gabe himself
>>726335060Whats so great about this boomer game
>>726338195That's the point
The cope is real
HOLYFUCKHOLYFUCKHOLYFUCK THERE'S A LEAK. THAT GAMEPLAY THE ANON POSTED WAS REAL.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao3iC_L1kzQ
Say it with me:It. Will. Happen.
>>726338657gaytard leak watcher
>>726338195they will be soon
>>726338802you sound like you have no hope.
>>726336983calling themselves one of the largest steam publishers is total fucking horseshit too
Yeah, Valve will announce their PC exclusive game at an Xbox event. Totally.
>>726338991we are witnessing the desperate flailing of xbox to remain relevant
ITS GONNA BE AT TGA, NIGGERS
>>726339057Yeah, and? You think Valve will take pity on them and announce their game at an event for a system it won't even be playable on? For what reason would they do that?
>3I atlas has travelled billions of years to get into our solar system>has 3 in name>at the same time, rumors of HL3 emerge >we've been waiting for HL3 on Valve time for yearsCoincidence?
1 MORE HOUR
>>726336983Data from non-nintendo games that added gyro shows that the feature is extremely unpopular with console players. Like, even fewer users than already niche native keyboard and mouse support.
>>726336619Willingly or not
Is there any point in continuing to wait? Is there any reason to believe it's happening today?
>>726339243i'm agreeing with you, aggro boy
>>726338657holy shit it's actually happening. HOPE IS REACTIVATED
>>726339243That's not the implication of the OP post. Read again
>>726338195Because it's the other way around. Microsoft is latching into Valve for relevance.
>>726339468>that added gyrothere's yer problem, if it's added after the fact nobody knows it exists
>>726339530not really, it can happen within the next few weeks, any date currently is just a schizo speculation, we just know its happening, no one knows when
>>726338195Valve is going to make it a Microsoft exclusive for the first 2 years. Screenshot this post
>HLX is actually an accessory for the gabecube
>>726339530Because I say so.
>>726339296RESONANCE CASCADE
>>726339646Would be cool if they riddled Steam with Half-Life 3 clues. Knowing Valve and how they always want to be unique in what they do, I can see it happening.
>>726339545>>726339578Ah, I see. That would be diabolical.
>>726339468The majority of Splatoon players use it. Also, that's not really an argument. Just because it hasn't caught on yet (which, by the way, is largely microsofts fault), doesn't mean it's not a superior input method for aiming compared to sticks.
>>726336983usecase for gyro, and don't say shooters
it's dead.
>>726340339It's coming out at 3:33 PM PST today.
i want to feel happy again
>>726340403so how many more hours
>>7263407261 hour 13 minutes.
I'm so tired of giving up. I'm so tired of giving in..
>>726340848Dont do either
>>726340403Would be funny, would be even funnier if it got announced today with a 40 second trailer
These threads were a blast. Thank you /v/ros.
>>726340173>usecase for beds, and don't say sleeping>usecase for cars, and don't say driving>usecase for dpads, and don't say movement>usecase for x, and don't say main usecase of xWhy are you so actively hostile to the idea of controllers evolving? That we could have a better way of playing games than sticks? Should we just go back to 2 buttons and a dpad and have the game guess which way you want to go at which speed and what actions you want to perform? Because that's basically what the current situation is with aim assist.
>>726335201>as one of the largest publishers on steam...they are?
>steam is acting weirdITS FUCKING HAPPENING
I hope it never comes out. Zoomers need to feel the pain we felt.
>>726341131Fuck you mean weird.
>>726340403source?
>>726341286MY BALLSACK
Episode... 3...
https://x.com/MikeStrawMedia/status/1991268194032455713>NOT TODAYBUT LATER ONTHE HOPE KEEPS FLOWING
>>726341197what?
>>7263412862.
>>726341407LIES
>>726341286ME
>>726341195been waiting since 2016, almost half the time you have been :(
>>726341195>da hecking ZOOOOOOOOOOMERZ made my clitty leak!
>>726341407these guys do it for engagement, they never say anything concrete
>>726341407>literal who
>>72633506010AM PT is actually valve time>>726341118Microsoft has been an IP owner and publisher for a long time, that's their business model now
>>726341195kys
>>726341625I dont look like this or say this.
THEY TOOK DOWN THE MIRO BOARD
>>726335201They're doing MS's advertising for them. Selling PC gaming to normies. Wait till they sell the next Xbox as just a more powerful, easier to use Steam Machine for the same $1100-$1200
>>726341914What was on it? goatse?
>>726338254a dickpic? yes please
>>726338657WHAT THE FUCK BROS IT'S HAPPENING
This pussy cowarded out. It's been 4 hours. If you're in this thread, send the pic.
>>726341914UH OH
>valve trying to request access to miro from work emailLMAO
>>726342247SHUT IT DOWN
>>72633506020 Minutes :)
Rise and shine, mister anon... Rise and shine
>>726341914
>>726341914What the hell
>>726342409That's november 20th in the 1st world pajeet
>>726341914probably too much traffic for miro to keep hosting
>>726338657HOLY SHIT HOW IS THERE ONLY 200 VIEWS???
Want to know some things? Here's a fun link.https://tcrf.net/The_Cutting_Room_Floor:Project_Names/Valve
>>726342660THE FUCK IS THAT???
>>726342660ip grabber do not click
>>726341914What the fuck? I had it open 30 minutes ago.
>>726342660kys
>steam store and community down
>>726342660why's this a question markalso white sands was confirmed to be deadlock as well a while ago
>>726338657Oh shit
>>726342745>>726342861>not knowing what tcrf isoh my god this board is full of retads
>>726343008IT'S HAPPENING
>>726343008What? I'm looking at it right now.
>>726343008it's not
There are way too many fucking tourists in these threads.
Had to leak the announcement for yahttps://files.catbox.moe/qz9ijl.png
>>726341286Number 1: That's terror.Number 2: That's terror.
>>726341914this is the reasonthey linked the board here https://www.ign.com/articles/why-is-everyone-posting-about-a-half-life-3-announcement-soon
>>726342532nice but fuck powermac g5s i've had to deal with one recently and moving it is a pain in the ass
>>726343008So it's not just me? I can still access it on my PC, but my laptop is acting up.
>HAPPENINGFROM CREATOR OF STEAMDB
>>726342532kek
THEY JUST POSTED IThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa8itPFpyIU
>>726343506>4 years agoFUCK I MISSED IT
>>726343506fuck you had me for a second
>>726343610You fool.
what if it comes out and it's called Hella-Life 3 and shit's crazy and tight like hella, you know what I mean? Like whoa, that shit is tight, hella sick. Something you've never seen before, and it's still Half-Life,but hella like Half-Life. That'd be tight.
>>726341117gyro is a retarded "innovation" and instead should've been replaced with an onahole for porn games because it's superior for them
>>726343738what the fuck go back to your time period you haven't even played half life 2 yet
>>726343212HOLY FUCK, THESE ARE BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS!!!
>>726343043nice try fed
>>726343758We could have both, you know. Gyro for insertion and movement (and also aiming in normal games), the onahole for haptic feedback.
21 MORE MINUTES
>>726343813GOOD GOD.
>>726343813what is it?
>>726343862fund it
>>726343862No, you use your dick for aiming
>>726338657OH MY FUCKING GOD WE'RE SO BACK
>>726343479So the ID we've been looking at isn't HL3?
does anyone have that really old "half life 3" leak video that's a realistic looking combine sitting on a bed or something it's on yutube from like 14 years ago
>>726335201Good god I fucking hate generic corpo speak so fucking much it's unreal. This man said nothing about absolute gibberish and meaningless words. The gaming industry is so fucked and going down the shitter because of these mega retards
>>726343212SteamDB guy has a Source 2 app id is being updatedhere's what it really is..https://files.catbox.moe/au0ttt.jpg
>>726344094The cope one that some anons found is not hlx but xpaw might have something that is actually hlx
>>726344039Yes, by inserting it to the controller that contains the gyros used for aiming.
The active ID was updated 50 minutes agoThe other one hasn't been updated in 8 hours
>>726343479So how about ACTUALLY FUCKING SHARING IT THEN?
>>726344296
>>726344398what are you doing
>>726344398Nigger this thread is still running
>>726338657i expected this and somehow was still disappointed
>>726344429The video is a troll video btwHe's probably trying to get these threads deleted
Is it fun to learn source modding right now or should I dig into the source 2 stuff that's available through cs2 and alyx rn?
>>726344805They're likely going to massively revamp the tools/workflow after HL3 releases so you might as well wait.
Alright lads, I actually feel a little bad for you today lol, have this as a little treat
>>726345013i am stupid and this looks real to me
>>726325968Wtf is this
>>726345013i am smart and this looks fake to me
>>726345013Ohh shit finally, some more please?
you'll know its out when /v/ hasnt had a new post in 12 hours
>>726345013New callisto protocol is looking SICK
>>726345013I am average in intelligence and i don't know if this looks real or not
Okay guys now I feel bad, there's enough information in my sources to believe that they took down the board and rushing the announcement here's a treat for nowhttps://files.catbox.moe/29rgr6.jpg
Is there anything more comfy than replaying all the half life games for the first time in 10 years while waiting for the announcement?No there isn't.
>>726344094It's updating too often to be a game close to release
>>726342532>O lord hear Gaben my call
>>726345013this is from the 1st raising the bar book right?
3 minutes until 3:33!
https://arch-img.b4k.dev/v/1759423659150.webm
>>72634572730 seconds! God be with you!
>>726345503No? Valve does a lot of work on their games right before they release. They were doing heavy work on the Vault in Alyx two months before the game went out.
>>726345786i can tell this is fake because of the pixels
>>726345727It's passed :[
>3:33:33>no upload on valve ytits over
>>726345786>that morphingJesus, what did you gen this on, a model from 2023?
>>726335201wow.. Phil has really thrown in the towel and become Gabe's bottom bitch
there's no more hope... see you at TGA
>>726346118see you after TGA, i'm not watching that drag queen slop
>>726345562>DEAD MYCALL, DONT GABEN
>>726346219youre not gonna watch it with /v/?
28, 12, 25.
its over
>>726346449That's a sundayUnless...
>>72634644925th of December 2028?
IT'S FUCKING NEVER COMING OUT. CAN THE FUCKING PUTIN FUCKER SEND THE NUKES ALREADY AND END OUR SUFFERING???!!!!!!!
>>726346575December 28th
I will spend tomorrow night playing Kirby instead.
>>726345013only oldheads can recognize that
TYLER IF YOU SEE THIS I LOVE YOU
Tyler McVicker is an obese homosexual.
>>726345592No
>>726345013White News Network confirms he doesnt know if its ai or not
>I will spend tomorrow night playing Kirby instead.
>>726343479I mean we're all sure they are somehow working on some HL stuff - and it is on Steam for them to test. But it could still remain unreleased for years. Even if this App IS HL3 it means basically nothing.
8NRNM
>>726345013does anyone know the real source of this pic?
>>726347868What the fuck is that
>>726347868Can you please take this schizo stuff to its own thread >>726325968
>>726347908It's AI sloppa
>>726347995AI got pretty good this year ngl
>>726347995the reason it's AI is..?
>>726345013Looks like a paintover of one of the Zombie models in Alyx.
>>726335060they already dropped hints at the games shown
tyler mcnigger lied to us again, its over
>>726347995>>726348113>>726348470It's clearly not AI, are you faggots blind?
>>726335281Hmm yes there are 3 dots and they announced 3 machines hmm yes what does it mean
>>726349517It doesn't look like AI to me so either anon did some digital painting for this thread, or it's a real leak (big doubt), or it is AI with a particularly good gen. Fuck if I know.
>>726338657GU89VHNBYUGTOPSIU8HREIWRNOT A DRILL
>>726335060You. Are. Coping.
>>726349146I dont know what any of these are supposed to be desu
>>726345013Awesome concept, too bad it's fake
>>726335201what a lying faggot
>>726352247literally WHO
>>726352337Someone who is a trusted source
>>726352402well I don't trust him
>>726352247who is this faggot? mcnigger lied to us and now you want me to believe a random fag?
>>726335060Yeah I had enough of Half Goy 3
we can't keep doing this, it isn't healthy
valve would absolutely not reveal their game at some consoleslop direct
