No I'm not.
>now
>>726345036>nowyour 10 year too late
>>726345036I was older than this nigga 5 years ago
>>726345036>there are people itt whose birth year starts with a 1
>>726345036>now
>>726345036I remember when I thought he was old
>>726345036lol speak for urself unc :skull:
>>726345036Im 25. Get fukt Gordon unc.
>>726345036Nope. I’m not a millennial lol
>>726345415You don't classify as a person otherwise.
>>72634503627 isn't that old
>>726345627Millennial seething. You will never be young again, Unc. You’re in your 30’s. Surely you own a home, have a wife and a kid as well as a stable job. Right?
>>726345415No need to be jealous, just accept your lot in life.Well, in the facsimile of life you had the disgrace of being born into.
^ newfag had that copypasta ready to go
>>726345036No I'm not, because Gordon Freeman is now 54 years of age. He hasn't been 27 for 27 years now.
>>726345505yep. and now 27 is zoomer scum in my eyes. t. 38yo boomer
>>726345036i'm 27 too just like gordon :)
>>726345036Yes like 11 years ago.
>>726345415-THINGI DON'T KNOW WHY
>>726345627/thread
>>726345259>yoursaar, it's not too late to find job in USA
>>726345679no, and you? time is running out anon
>>726346460It doesn't even matter how hard you try
>>726345679Have a home, a stable job. No wife yet sadly :(
>>726345036I just turned 40.But I have a 19 year old girlfriend that eats my ass and calls me 'Daddy' which keeps me feeling young.I also absorb her vitae which keeps me looking young.
>>726345036I'm 23, older than Adrian Shephard
>>726346857>ass eating shut up degenerate fag, go download grinder
>>726346857Your anime waifu in your VR game doesn’t count, unc
>>726345679Wife two kids and a stable job checking in. I also have 33 chickens. Feels pretty good.
>>726345036At least I got my PhD. It wasn't worth it.
>>726347119>I also have 33 chickens.
>>726345036>tfw 29>tfw too retarded for any college
>>726345415Yes we are humans than knew free world unlike you bored at birth through mRNA shot kid. No go back to the Musk's ai cloud next though will be about serving Moloch again.
>>726345627>Born on December 31st, 1999 = good>Born on January 1st, 2000 = badYeah your logic really checks out there, dipshit
>>726345036Don't care lol
>>726347285>mfw reading this post
>29>realized I am starting to go bald
>>726345415the beginning of the end.
>>726347119Nobody cares you masonic faggot
>>726346460underrated
>>726347162It's eggcelent.
>>726347425>32
>le uncI remember no one saying it a week ago.Now everyone is trying to find ways to spam it. Soon every tid and bop will be called unc.Btw im 39 and dont mind to be called that. It sounds better than boomer.What is worse is that zoomzooms cant hold themselves to keep consistent with their new toys and break it too quickly. Then resort to something new that litterally means the same thing.
>>726347119THATS A LOTTA CHICKENS
>>726347482I'll make sure to set up some symbols in their coop fren.
>>726345415I was an adult when 9/11 happened.
>>726345036In a couple of weeks I will be one year older than Gordan Freeman, and making significantly less money than him. But, I'm not enslaved to an alien race, so... epic winzorz?
>>726347773I was a little child when 9/11 happened. My parents were in the city when the towers fell and my brother saw everything go down from school and his teacher closed the blinds and told the students to get away from the windows
>Here's that young strapping fella I was telling you about
>>726345036ive been older than him for like 13 years
I'm 24... jesus I'm old.... I remember playing hl 2 when I was 19 life was so simple...........
>>726347119post chickens
>>726346975You've never been with a woman
>29where did my 20s go?
>>726347581Bed time unc
>>726346857How do you even meet girls that young once you're in your 30s or 40s?
>>726346496ESLs tend to make that mistake less often than native speakers because they learned the language with reading/writing at the same time compared to native language speakers learning it by sound first. Indian jokes are funny but I want to mention this because /v/ users screeching "ESL ESL ESL" for every normal typo is an annoying trend
>>726345036>Tfw yesterday was my birthday 28Couldn't have made this thread on a better moment.
>>726345415>my mfw 2kfags will never know what being a teen was like before woke shit
I'm as old as Gordon, actually
>>726345036Actually I am his age and I'm finally finishing my master's :)Look forward to being jobless and poor
>>726347621YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?
>>726347119Dude really posted this and expected us to care without him posting them
>>726349771Lol same age and I just got my masters also just poor and jobless right now xd
>>726347119chicken pics doko?
>>726349483>>726347285Thanks to thousands of millennial video essays about how epic the 80's-90's were, we do in fact know EXACTLY what it was like, and we are approppriating that nostalgia. You could say us zoomers are honorary millennials in spirit.
>"i was born in 2-"
>>726350305its to hide the fact they all have huge bald spots on the front of their heads where their brain should be
>>726348980>cant hold himself to use itVery predictable zoomie.
>>726347425Buy palmetto sawblade shampoo+conditioner
>>726347119I hate those chickens. Scrawny little birds, just feathers and bone.
>>726349001Not him, but I'm rich and a nice car does wonders. Very easy to meet women when you're wealthy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvqIHkfXlM8Wouldn't it make more sense to go for his age during HL2?Which would be about 47/48 during the moment Eli Dies/Alex gets Kidnapped?
HOLY SHIT HL3 LEAKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao3iC_L1kzQ
>>72634758139 and you just figured out how language works.
Why are you fags acting like women over ageShouldn't you be more worried about other shit instead?
>>726351239Youth is everything. -T. Boomer.
I did get that theoretical degree in physics though
I thought this was supposed to be a Half-Life thread but it's just another faggy generation war thread.
>>726345415What I find fascinating is that zoomers and alphies come here instead of creating thier own communities like we did in the 00's. Are they that creatively bankrupt?
>>726350725Skibidi memespeak is no real language.
>>726351423Well if you weren't them you'd know the issue is that centralization has fucking murdered organic communities.
>>726350208You have no idea actually. None of you guys ever played a game that came out before 2008. None of you ever had LAN parties at 16 getting drunk and high. You never experienced homosexually and mental illness as still being taboo. You grew up being told that being white and straight was bad. You never grew up in a time when no one gave a shit about politics and people were genuinely open-minded. You never had sex. You were never able to just go up to a girl and say she's pretty and ask her out. None of you are capable of creating that culture again. I feel bad for you, lil bro.
>>726346857>ass eatingHow is there such little pushback against this? I feel like politicians aren't talking enough about outlawing the eating of the ass.
>>726351315Last year and year before that it wasn't spammed to shit with all these generational faggotryIt's like right at the start of the big 25 something flipped on everyone's brains to turn everything that was already shit into demoralizing misery like all these gay threads we've been getting all year
>>726345627Cool down with the antisemitism, gramps
>>726345531I suppose you will get your doctor degree in 2 years, right zoom zoom?
>>726351941The modern iteration of it here started when this faggot spammed every board many years ago. This spam and the reaction to it is also what created the word zoomer.
>>726351878How such law be enforced, tard? Will you go to people's house and sit while they fuck? Will you be going around unzipping pants and inspecting asshole?
>>726351941>It's like right at the start of the big 25 something flipped on everyone's brainsthe hack made everyone leave and now its just sharty teens shitting up the site
>>726352216Where did they go?
>>726352215Unironically yes to all of that—with the help of our dear friends at Palantir!
>>726345036Where does the time even go?
>>726347119uncfags BTFO by chicken haver
>>726347119>Wife two kids and a stable job checking in.who cares>>726347119>I also have 33 chickens.I WANT YOUR LIFE
>>726347119>He doesn't have 14 cowsskill issue
>>726352308alt chans or twitter. why would anyone stay here if its just repost from twitter and reddit anyways? just go to those places.
>>726345679No kid yet, but I own 5.5 acres and am happily married with plans for kids in a few years. Fully work from home too.
>>726351423I get that but the internet isn't the wild west you grew up in unc, we can't do shit.
>>726352308Some gave up and finally started using social media. Some retreated into private or moderately sized Discord servers, never to be seen on the outer web again. Some went to our splinter site (which looks saner on the surface but enter any thread and all of it is culture war shit). Some people managed to find the few internet forums that still exist and went there.And some just left the internet as a whole.I don't know why I'm still here, it never stops getting worse.
>>726351423The internet is too homogenized for that to happen.
>>726352150It was funny at the time, but it really did a lot of damage on the younger generations.
>open xtube>"milf porn">the actresses are all your age nowthe most grim thing about aging.
>>726353492Goddamn it, stop reminding me…
>>726351423>tfw anons are finally experiencing the generation that were given participation trophies, drugged on experimental adhd meds, and given a phone that plugs into them harrison burgeron style preventing them from creating anything newISHYGDDT
>>726345415>>726345679Getting tranny vibes
>>726351423It's a lot harder and more expensive to create and mantain a website or a forum now compared to the 00s, especially if you don't want to get immediately hacked or taken down from excessive bandwidth consumption. Plus, kids raised on social media refuse to use anything else because they're addicted to short form algorithmic feeds and ragebait.
>38>Six figs WFH>Paid off car>Home just outside city limits>200k retirement>70k savings>Kids? PicrelI'll be dumping 10k dp on a new vehicle, probably buy a new couch, and get a new PC soon though. Thinking about a 2nd kid.
>>726353569>AEUEUGHERGH HUMANITY DOESN'T WANT TO MAEK COOL SHIT AND SHARE IT WITH EACHOTHER YOU'RE FOREVERALLY DEMORMALIZED :((((No retard, it is literally FULL TIME work for people to make the internet as shit as it is.
>>726353569It’s been almost 10 years since the first Soijak was created.
>>726345036no, im 25.
>>726353775yet you still haven't grown out of the Vietnamese basket weaving forum
I wonder how that polish guy feels about creating wojak?
>>726353934Let me guess, created by millenials? I thought undertale and deltarune were made by a zoomer but turns out toby is a millenial. Literally nothing of value or quality has come out of my generation
>>726354021I was going to say like Oppenheimer but Oppenheimer knew what he was making. That Polish dude is like if Oppenheimer made a little toy in his shed and somebody else somehow turned that into the atom bomb.
>>726354012Why would I "grow out" of something I enjoy? I have 100% autonomy over my life. Do you?
That's correct. I am 42. I am older than Freeman.I am also literally pic related.
>>726345112This. I've been older than Gordon than seven years now.
>>726353775that child is ugly as fuck.are you mexican?
im 35
If you're under the age of 25 you gtfo
>>726353775>38>six figures salary>only 70k in savingsAre you a literal retard or some shit?
>>726354404Pure colonist anglish (save for the low % of injun blood from breeding the mongrels). I am peak white colonist.
>>726345036>24Not yet
>>726354490Sort of, I keep too much in my checking account (50k)
>>726345036Not if you add his 20 years of being in stasis to that number, checkmate
>>726356992But in stasis he apparently didn’t or only barely physically age, judging by the posters. Checkmate
>>726345036I was older than him for 12 years
>>726360795What do you mean by that?
>>726347119>33
>>726354012An adult doesn't let the opinions of others dictate what they do or like.
>>726345036I'm 10 years older than him. And?
Knowing I'm older than most of my favorite game characters and Charlie Kirk is pretty blackpilling.
>>726347425I was balding at 22
>>726345679Of course not. We got fucked over the hardest unlike xoomers and zoomers. No career, no house, nothing.
I unironically miss coming on here when I was a 14 y/o underageb& - there was at least some thrill coming on a website I knew I wasn't "supposed" to be on.Now I'm just another 20 something lurking out of habit.
>>726345415t. never gonna live in 3 different centuries
>>726345036I'm also more real than him too
>>726345036im 18 years old and 1 second
And he had a 24yo blasian baddie gf
>>726363646
>>726345415Isn't that just normal? Wasn't everyone born in the 90s?I'm not old. I'm NOT old.
i don't get all the people complaining about having no money, like just don't fucking waste $2000 a month on deliveries and have 20 different subscriptions?got 30 something grand on my bank, probably close to 70k if my parents paid back my damn money, by just working low wage remote job in my mid 20sdon't even know how you could spend so much that you are "living paycheck to paycheck"
if you didn't play doom in 1993 when it came out then you don't know shit about vidya and you never will
>>726345415If you missed out on the 80's and 90's, your life is measurably worse than mine.
>>726364058This. People are retards with their money. I make 600-800 a week and have very few bills or monthly payments. Bare necessities only. I've only saved up 10k so far, but I've only started saving a few years ago.
>>726364236What's your rent?
>>726364058Do you actually have a mortgage or kids?
>>726364394>kidsobviously no>mortgagehave to live with parents but also gotta pay for groceries which is like 800-1000 a month
>>726364368$400 a month because a combination of covid fucking over my housing plans, plus my dad dying, plus the housing/rental market being absolutely TURBOFUCKED where I live, led me to still living with my mom
>>726364470>800-1000 a month on groceriesBro, the fuck? How are you paying that much? I pay for my own groceries and only eat what I buy, and I only spend maybe 300-400 a month on my groceries. My mom still cooks dinners on my day off though cuz she likes doing it.
>>726345036I'm a year older than him, but he looks 10 years older than me....
>>726364518Well that explains some of it. Housing is the largest burden for a lot of people. Sorry about the circumstances surrouding your cost of living though.
>>726364639Is what it is. Be happy, life's too fucking short.
>>726364693Agreed
>>726363509it started at 16 for me, and was gone by college LMAO
>>726350208Sadly you don't. I wish you did, truly, because then you'd be on our side against the old fucks for destroying it. But if 90s nostalgia works for you then go for it. The world is "cooked" as you say so you might as well enjoy it.
>>726351423>weAnd the name of your community is?
>>726364518Hello my fellow dead father brother.My dad dying utterly fucked my finances to since his pension was due to his conditions and not service connected, so suddenly the burden of the mortage fell on me and the fucking banks are no help, fuck the banks.
>>726351423You never created anything anon. You also just came here.
>>726346460kek
>>726350208You really don'tNot even shitposting like you honestly have no idea how much better shit was back then
>>726345036I never believed HL1 Gordon was fucking 27, ever.He looked 35.Also....a rat tail? Really? It's 1998, fucker, we cut those off years ago.
Freeman is technically like 46
>>726345036yeah bitch im 37
>>726353569>ISHYG is also old as fuck and zooms don't even know what it means or the origin Is this what being immortal is like?Seeing centuries later stuff everyone knew forgotten or destroyed?This is horrible.
>>726365719>Is this what being immortal is like?I got into vampire stuff this year because i felt exactly like I imagine they would. I have got the gist of everything there is to know, I have experienced something analogous to everything there is to do, be, etc. There is nothing more to do, nothing to want. It's fine but... 50+ more years? ugggh
>>726347581i like this anon's vibe
>>726365719>Seeing centuries later stuff everyone knew forgotten or destroyed?Yes.Look at any franchise that people grew up with from the 80's, 90's or shit, even early 2k, its all gone to shit.
>>726354048well the wojak wasn't initially a wojak, it was the feels guy>yfw no gfAnd other assorted sad feelings things, for some reason it mutated into the horrific monstrosity we have today.Hell I think the very first time I saw a wojak was the one with squall's hair that just has the attack command.
>>7263450365 more years and I will finally get my wizard powers.5 more years...
35
>>726345415>there are people itt whose birth year doesn't start with a 1
>>726345036i was older than him when half life came out
>>726367864Why are you here?
>>726345036Time, Dr. Anon? Is it really that time again?
>>726345036When do i get my wizard powers? I want to learn necromancy to get a cute jiangshi servant.
I'm 30 and I like being called unc
>>726345415Yup. Born in the 1900's, baby!
>>726345036>SUBJECT:>Anon Virgin>Male, Age 35I AM GOING INSANE HEREI THINK I WILL HERO'D MYSELF
>>726347285Gramps is stroking out again
>>726345036He's like 47 now though.
>>726368241No, time froze for him.He dropped from black mesa right into city 17.
>>726368035>virgin>over age of 30not so fast there sonny, it's time for you to become a wizard
>>726345036im 18 lol
>nowI'm almost a decade older than him ;n;
>mfw i still remember when half-life came out and i played it at my friend's house>his dad was a huge nerd and showed us counter-strike when it was still in beta>we used to have unreal tournament lan parties>now half-life is dead>counter-strike is a gambling simulator for children and brown people>nobody even remembers what unreal is
>>726345036I always thought Gordon being in his 20s was weird, he just feels like he should be in his mid 30s at the very least
>>726345036>born before the fall of the soviet union
>>726368241unless G-Man did a little trolling and aged him up in stasis he's only aged like a month max since HL1
>>726345036I’ve been older than him for 7 years. Obsessing over your age is pointless and only hurts you. It never helps.
>>726368803I think he was meant to be a genius prodigy, that’s why he’s so young and every other scientist is an old man.
>>726345036>9 years younger then Freeman when Episode 2 came out>9 years older than Freeman now
>>726368525The timeline split when Epic cancelled that new Unreal Tournament to chase Fortnite money.
>>726369472Epic stopped caring about UT once they started focusing on GoW. UT4 was only cared about by a few individuals at Epic, none of them being Tim. And let's be honest; UT is more of a Digital Extreme creation then it ever was an Epic one.
>>726369472Remember when Fortnite was a coop zombie game with building and there was a fat chick in tight jeans as the mascot? Crazy to think how it played out.
>>726345036He's the age of my lactating ussbbw tittymosnter zoomie mommy gf and I'm a dilf 35yo lol
>>726369547>Digital ExtremeThey should do another proper arena shooter instead of that faggot game they are doing right now.
>>726351582>None of you guys ever played a game that came out before 2008Yeah it's a shame its now illegal to do so or something.
Character ages are funny. A lot of times they aren’t what you expect. I always thought of Professor Oak as quite old and feeble which is why he couldn’t go out and fill the Pokédex anymore, but he’s only 50. David Beckham is that old. Bradley Cooper is that old. People really do age at different rates. Some 20-year-olds are already balding which beards and look much older than I do, and I’m in my mid-30s. Smoking and drinking sure doesn’t help.
>>726345036>thread turns into bickering between middle aged autistic manchildren and slightly younger autistic manchildrenAmazing.
>>726369878That you can blame on Japanese writers just being stunted when it comes to numbers for whatever reason. Everything's always way lower than it should be. Character ages, weights, heights, how long things last, etc.
>>726366187One i noticed was MGS Delta.Fucking changed Ocelots guns, then found out stupid faggot manufacturers don't want their shit used without license. Fucking jews ruined this shit. More people just shouldn't give a fuck! It's a gun, it has a name and it's AN OLD GUN, WHO CARES!?
>Turned 28 a few months ago>My 21st still feels like it was just over a year agoHow the fuck does time just keep going quicker and quicker. It feels like the days are rushing by. COVID was almost 6 years ago. I become more startled by my mortality every passing day.
>>726370135And breast sizes.They are terrible at numbering bosom size.There is a math to it, it isn't hard, but there IS a visual difference between 105cm and 130cm.
>>726345036At least I'm not older than Revan at the start of KotOR yet
>>726350634Holy fuck it’s real
>>726352950Classic larp
>>726369426yeah it basically implies he finished his phd fairly quickly and quickly got sent to this job
>>726346857LARPllenials
>>726370192once you hit your 20s especially post college I feel like there's a lot more banality to life and your brain tends to just treat most of that time as white noise. but yeah treasure every day and enjoy it as much as you can anon
>>726345679yes, plus i can also outlift and outrun you. i come on here often to call people like you faggots (my job, wife and child will never know)
>>726370813Yeah I can feel that. Started work fulltime in 2019 and the years have blitzed by since. It feels like the only waking moments your brain seems to actually absorb in this time are your rare chances for recreation after work, and weekends. Routines seem to just swiften the passage of time. I envy the NEET.
Patient is 30 years old, has no friends, never kissed a girl and prefers playing half life than half life 2.differential diagnosis, go
>tfw hit 32 today>tfw broke, (sort of a) wagecuck, no family, no gfthank god for anti-depressants if not for them i'd probably kill myself today
>gordon could be my kidwhy can't it just be 1998 forever.
>>726371249>my wifenta but I honestly hope she's one of the good ones and that you don't deserve her, you seem to be proud of being with her, take care of your family anon.
>>726353569>noooo it's not our fault, it is all literally boomer parents!!1!1!!1
>>726345415AD 178 niggas where u at?
>>726347425get on finasteride or dutasteride asap
>>726345036>I share this board with uncslmao don't forget to take your medication boomies
>>726345679>Surely you own a home, have a wife and a kid as well as a stable job. Right?I do but I'm a 27 year old elder zoomerMaybe don't be a chain-smoking, drug-addicted alcoholic loser and get a good job, not being a retard also helps
>>726345036>you are now older than Gordon FreemanMy man, I have been older than mr Freeman for a long time.
>>726371249
>nowI'm 36
>>726351423>instead of creating thier own communitiesWhat about the sharty?
>>726350208You've never been on a plane pre 9/11 so who gives a shit
>>726345505>I remember when I thought he was oldHonestly how does that work? I never thought of anyone under 40 as "old" even when I was 15. But apparently the average idiot thinks anyone over "their age plus 5 years" is elderly? I guess this is like negroes being unable to think 5 minutes into the future?
>>726377218>Having a kid in your mid 20scringe
>>726345036I'm currently seven years older than him.
>>726351423dude, most zoomer and gen alpha cant even properly delete files from their computer. they are completely illeterate when it comes to technology.
>>726345036Yes
>>726345415Quiet down, 1990fag. You're not special.
>>726345036fuck you man I'm young
Imagine being middle aged in your fucking 30s and posting on an anonymous imageboard about babies toys. Millennials truly completely failed at being human.
>>726378332>He thinks he'll leave and never return before he turns 30
>>726345679I do have a partner (not yet married) and a home. I also have a very good job that somehow leaves me with plenty of free time to enjoy vidya. Kids will be on the way soon though, so I guess it's goodbye free time.
>>726345036my one regret is not transitioning earlieri was too good at coping and too good at justifying abandoning hope as the price of living with my parents.
When I was a kid, middle age started at 40 or 45, apparently now it starts at 29 and you're supposed to have a mid life crisis at 32.Will zoomers hold themselves to the same standard in 5 years? Obviously not, suddenly middle age will keep getting pushed out. Fuck, I hate these idiots so much.
>>726345036No I just turned 18
>>726378462Social media has made Zoomers/Gen Alpha very insecure about getting older. It's sad.
>>726371584It's lupus.
>>726378332The generation that thinks doomscrolling tiktok video's is peak entertainment.
>>726378332You don't have to imagine that.Tell ChatGPT the year you were born and ask him how long until you are 30 and posting here.
>>726345036I have 2 years left
>>726378182Ideally I would've liked one in my early 20s but financially that's not really easy
>>726379252I'm sorry anon
>>726379363Sorry for what
How do you start making friends in your 30s?especially as a furry
>>726379405I never even figured out how to make friends in my 20s.
>>726379435I couldn't even make friends in my 10s
>>726351423They do create their own communities, they're just obscure to you because you're older. How much time do you spend actually using Tiktok, or a discord with a zoomer moderator, or one of the hundreds of Fandom wikis obviously run by children?
>>726379285Have fun changing diapers.
Almost 30 and still NEET (well have education actually). Can I still make it? Or is suicide the only option?
>>7263475814chan gets the <trendy social media app> memes a few months up to a year late. It's a tiktok meme
>>726351423But you also just came here. You didn't create any community.
>>726379435>>726379496Same, but I don't want to be making this post in a decade when we have a thread about us all pushing 40 having failed to make friends in our 30s, 20s, and 10s. This is the decade to turn things around.
>>726379405Same interests. Be it vidya, anime, films, going outdoor camping, hating on a manager or a boss at your job... You need to find a common ground. You go from there. Just don't start with fetish stuff like being a furry.
>>726379637This
I thought boomers are people who were bornt during after war baby boom. How did it become a word to describe 40-50 years old people?
>>726351582You are fucking retarded and should kill yourself immediately.
>>726347581>Then resort to something new that litterally means the same thing.That's how youth slang works nigger. There's no difference between fire, rizz, based, dope, cool, awesome, the shit, drip, sick, groovy. Young people do it as a quick and easy way of rebelling against the uncool "uncs" and it works almost exactly as a cheap palette swap in old videogames. A few years later they become "uncs" too and act surprised that they don't get the new synonyms.
>>726363568The 21st century started in 2001, so if you were born in 2000 you could still live to see 3 centuries.
>>726345036I was nearly the same age as him when Episode 2 came out.
>>726380184Do people who who reached almost 50 still like to shitpost here?
>>726380081The one and only sign of being old is when you're mad at the youth.
I'm about to 30 in 3 days, wat do>no career>no degree>no skills>never had a relationship>no home or car, just renting an apartment room w neetbux
>>726380349>no careerThat's okay for the moment.>no degreeGo back to school and get a degree. R E T A R D.>no skillsGo back to school and learn some skills. R E T A R D.
>>726380419I don't have any energy to do anything ever tho
>>726380342It's a natural transition for normalfags who curiously don't seem to get how boomerization works. It starts with getting mad at young people, experiencing insane youth FOMO and then becoming cynical (very mature, no fun allowed).>>726380349It's a common problem for our generations, don't worry. Just do something about it. Society will accommodate for it unless it starts WW3 to cull surplus men. Both options seem equally likely. >>726380516You'll regain it by doing stuff.
>>726380516Then talk to a doctor or just kill yourself. Either way, stop bitching about it. This website isn't your personal diary. That's what tumblr is for. Faggot.
>>726380535Shut the fuck up.
>>726380635Nah.
>>726380419>>726380535What's worth studying for someone who has no passion or interests or drive?
>>726380765I guess it's over for you then.
>>726380419>>726380535NTA but I'm in the similar situation (though have education). Is that possible to make it after 30? Do I still have a second chance in life?
>>726380882Sure, why not. But if you literally have no passion for anything you'll NGMI.
>>726380692Call me. 949.756.0123
>>726345415I was born in the Soviet Union.
>>726380765Suicide. Your "loved ones" with breath a sigh of relief when they find out that they no longer have to worry about you. Fucking kill yourself immediately.
>>726381052Nice. But I'm still living kek. Keep crying.
>>726347773My thyroid gland was in existence when Chernobyl happened.
>>726381087Nigger I'm jacking off
>>726380094>whole year in school trying to learn how to write the year 2000 instead of automatically 1999>must've scratched it 100 times before i learned years aren't a four digit number that starts with 199
1990s kids:>the worst thing you can be is boring - try stuff, see what happens2010s kids:>the worst thing you can do is be cringe - don't try stuff, dont expose yourself
>>726380263Yes, we're here forever
>>726381216I really feel like that a lot of people were ruined by nihilism or whatever you call that state when you are always sarcastic and everything is cringe for you.
>>726372702
>>726381218>>726380263I tried escaping this place many times and I still can't, somehow by some miracle managed to get friends, there's a girl that has a crush on me and I still can't escape, this place is very addictive. No matter where you are in life you can't leave
>>726381324zoomers need https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtTR-_Klcq8
>>726345679No. I keep to myself though and am just hoping I can die quietly and do this shit again I guess, or whatever else lies in store. I'm bored and just sick of being obligated to participate.
I think millennials will be better remembered than zoomers
>>726345415>there are people who were born too late to experience the last few years of true humanity before the age of smartphones and social mediaIm so sorry, little one.
>>726380094You need immediate medical attention if you think the 21st century started in 2001 as opposed to 2000.
>>726381563
>>726381216maybe it was just the misfortune of finding 4chan at an opportune age but >the worst thing you can do is be cringe - don't try stuff, dont expose yourselfis how i felt from 2010-2023
>>726381563There was no Year Zero.We went from 1 BC ro 1 AD. The 1st century starts from 1 AD. The 2nd century starts from 101 AD.You are uncultured.
>>726381646Nope. 20th century is 1900 to 1999.21st century is 2000 to 2999.You are gay.
>>726381661You are retarded.
>>726381704That's not how it works, anon. See >>726381661
>>726345415you will never be old
>>726381748you cant count lol
>>726345036I'm 39 dude.
I'm glad, no, proud that I fell off and that I'm chopped and that I'm uncThe zoomer mind can never comprehend this
>>726382268>im proud my hair is receeding, my back hurts, and i dont wake up with an erection
>>726345036same age as him now
>>726382373nta but balding is a choice these days, if you can afford a gaming PC you can afford a hair transplant
>>726345679I do. Do you? Surely the generation that's scared of work, socialization and sex will achieve all of those things. Tick-tock, better get it figured out soon, time's running out anon.
>>726382539;-)
>>726382654>British man
>>726382654one dead person isn't gonna convince me, probably a drug addict
>>726382707much more than one, actuallyand there are a few suicides from people who were shocked at how bad the end result was
>>726382629yeah they're so screwed, and even their suicide plans won't work out statistically they'll chicken out on those and realize how badly they messed up
>>726382654Do you also not drive cars?
These days they even claim that energy drinks kill; post clotshot people die of everything except the thing
>>726380342I was mad at the youth when I was 17It's more a sign of being a sane human being
>>726349001>>726346857If the 19yo is eating his 40yo ass she's probably fucked up and he probably gives her drugs.
>>726345036Why did he look 40? Is Gordon a zoomer?
>>726382758Brain damage from a botched suicide probably won't make too big of a difference in most of their lives tbf
>>726345415Yes and even I wish I was born earlier. We're literally inheriting hell and the end times. I pity anyone born from 2005 onwards.
>>726354668You're a childless husk of a man posting about his great life on a mongolian feline forum. The male equivalent to a crazy catwoman doesn't sound peak anything to me.t. Real human kids haver.
>>726345415
>>726382949kek
what are you're wizards powers?
>>726383050I can heal, but I have to quit masturbating for a few weeks to build up the mana
>>726383050Contagious crippling depression. Anyone around me gets depressed too.
>>726345679>>726345627Seeing other millenials act exactly like fucking boomers did is really annoyingI thought generation wars shit would end with us but nope
>>726383050lower back paingastric refluxreceeding gums
>>726383137nobody likes younger people invading their spaces
>>726383212
>>726383212>>726383227epic, epic for the win XD
>>726383050I'm really good at getting drunk
>>726345036Yeah by 8 years.
>>726382850>If the 19yo is eating his 40yo ass she's probably fucked upUnlike the rest of her generation.
>>726383212We invaded this space too when we were underage
>>726383873nah back then it was all a bunch of underages pretending to be 18 and a few pedos from something awful
>>726383743What zoomers are you hanging out with lmao the ones I know fucking love drugs, except alcohol for some reason.
>>726378825considering how many of them look 10-15 years older than they are, they might be right
>>726347119>*shitty CIA-funded circus music starts playing*
>>726347119Ditch the wife and kids. Get more chickens. They're holding you back.
>>726345415I believe no real human was born after 1999.
If you're older than Freeman, does that mean your life is basically over and there's no chance?
>>726384029>except alcohol for some reason.tbf as a late millenial i have never really enjoyed alcohol as a social lubricant either. for me it tends to make me feel introspective, groggy and tired in any kind of social situation. a lot of my peers seem to get an "upper" effect from it, which is honestly annoying because they'll get more and more hyperactive and retarded as the night goes on, whereas i just start thinking about the on-going debt crisis and all my trials and tribulationsthat said i've come to enjoy alcohol as a tightly moderated late-night thing. i have a drink or two to make shitposting, music and TV much more enjoyable
>>726345036I am 24 though.
>>726345036Holy shit Gordon was that fucking old?I don't remember that at all, but I was a kid when I played this.Also no I still have a lifetime to go I'm only 22.
>>726384505I strongly suspect you are right
>>726384576I'm getting my shit together at 35 thoeverbeit
>23 years older.So much time lost.
>one chance at life>never learned to compose music
>>726383873that's what lurk moar means
>>726384618You sure they're not doing coke too anon? Most of my millennial peers do coke on nights out but keep the bag away from people who aren't buying because it's fucking expensive.I hear you though anon, if you're not an anxious or shy person it's not the same as it is for those who are. I admire your ability to stick to that though, I drink pretty much every day and once I start, I don't stop until I'm passed out. It's not really fun anymore.
>>726384763it's not something you learn I think, you just born with it or not
>>726384804That's one of the dumbest things I've ever heard bro. No offense but you're really stupid.
>>726384856If you can't imagine the music in your head right now you will never compose much good
>>726345036Ahh that was a long time ago, Billy.
Anyone else noticed how the board's quality is better than ever since we came back from the hack?Since Covid I remember this board being barely usable. Posts overused formulas like "OH NO NO", we had way too many e-celeb and twitter threads, and so on.Now the number of these has been immensely reduced. It's like the tourists left the website (which matches the pattern of decreased activity).The only generalized problem I think we have is porn threads. There's more porn threads than ever. This reflects the game industry which is going overboard with softcore porn under the guise of gacha.
>>726384912imagining music isn't too bad, it's somehow putting it into a computer that's hard
>>726382539>balding is a choice these daysCorrect but not because of hair transplants. More like because of finasteride. If you take that as soon as you can, you won't bald.
>>726384972Oh okay, I get you then. Because learning how to get the music in your head is what is impossible, in that case go and learn how to make your computer make the music in your head stop wasting time
>>726345036Nice try BUT he was 27 in release date in 1988.So he is 54 now which mean not many people are older than him.
>>726384953Nigger Jeet
>>72638504364, my bad
>>726384774lol i doubt theyre doing cokealso desu even if i dont drink myself into a stupor, i still dislike how habitual it has gotten for me. even aside from the health concerns its a solid chunk of change wasted every month
>>726379637your examples are not community, only chink spyware masked as public app
>>726384953>better than evernot even closebetter than post-2016? maybe
>>726384953>better than ever>full of AI slop>gacha shit>coomer threadsNope.
Kinda weird seeing my OC being reposted all over the internet
>>726385146more of a community than this shithole
>>72634503627 makes sense, I'm 31 and feel like I don't have much left to do or discover in life
>>72634503627 is ancient. You're dust and bones at that point.
>>726384740How do you play games with your crippling arthritis?
>>726385396Seek treatment for depression.
>>726345036I think it's implied Gordon is some kind of MIT prodigy though.
>>726385529I'm not depressed, I mean nothing major left to do that requires effort and stress. FOMO is something that disappears the older you get
>>726385396Not interested in creating your own art at all?
>>726385632I'm 39 and to me you sound depressed. I still feel the same motivation for living life as when I was 29.
>>726384912I've written 15 and a half symphonies in my head since you posted this. Hold on, make that 16. Fucking insignificant plebian. Oh I've just finished the 17th. Wonderful, this is my best work yet.
>>726385801I'm probably going to be alive for 50 more years, I could try painting at some point>>726385853I'm still "living life", I don't know what you mean
>>726382373>Baldness was already a part of my youth>Back is fine>Still have morning wood and the occasional wet dreamsProject harder.
>>726347119>everyone seething at the fact that this guy has 33 chickens based
>>726345036Yeah I have been for 11 years
>>726385128If you're not dependent and you don't like the habit just stop man, but everybody has vices and we could all be dead tomorrow. Reward yourself by spending that bit of money you save on something you'd enjoy more, yknow?I just buy the cheapest shit to save money since it all tastes bad and does the same thing anyway lol
>>726386041Are the people seething in the room with us right now? Everybody just wants to see the chickens, anon, are you sure this isn't another one of your delusions?
I'm 27 till next month
>>726345036>oh no im getting le oldGet a grip loser
uncs in this thread fr admit they 30 ong lmao shouldnt you be having your diapers switched rn do they fr let you use 4chan in the retirement home lmao fr fr ong
>>726349001Not him, but lots of young girls are into "daddies". You have to be tall and be muscular with some fat.
>>726386227No you're not
>>726386318Shut up, unc
>>726386339>Not him, but lots of young girls are into "daddies". You have to be tall and be muscular with some fat.
To any zoomers here. How worried are you about your futures? Do you feel you'll ever own a house, have a stable white collar job, or be able to retire before 60? Not even shitposting, just genuinely curious if things are really looking that bad for your generation or if the media is exaggerating.
>>726386646
>>726384651>Also no I still have a lifetime to go I'm only 22.lol, lmao even. You are just around the age when time starts passing ridicously fast without you noticing
>>726386668>Do you feel you'll ever own a house, have a stable white collar job, or be able to retire before 60Most millennials don't have this and it's foolish to think our economy can continue as it has as infinite energy has proven to be impossible. You won't be getting a pension so that early retirement will require tens of millions saved.
>>726386668I'm like 1 bad life event away from driving into the woods and shooting myself in the head lol.I have a house fortunately (inheritence to make a long story short)All that other stuff will never come to most of this generation, it's a struggle to even find blue collar work since we've mostly been priced out by indians. Right now I deliver groceries for below minimum wage. My house will probably eventually be taxed away from me as well. The town I grew up in is unrecognizable and the city I live in is a hellhole that I'm stuck in because I'd have even fewer options if I sold and bought something further out.
I have never played Half LifeOr Half Life 2Or PortalOr Portal 2I tried playing HL once like 10 years ago, then got stuck at the first corridor where you meet a monster because i was unable to beat it, and never tried again
>>726386668the fuck is a house nigger? its apartments as far as the eye can see with starter homes upwards of 275k. in the fucking nignog infested areas. want a good starter home? 400k or more. fuck you.
>>726387048It's one of the "good ones" that you let live in the house with you since it's a hard wor-Oh you meant something else
>>7263450361996 truly was the worse year to be born, I don't identify with zoomer culture and their cancer at all and I fucking hate being bunched up with older millennials
>>726380043Seethe harder lil bro
>>726345415I don’t trust anyone born after 1989.
>>726387043Black Mesa is better, try that instead
>be mid 30s>wish more than anything i could go back to being a kid and not feel like shit all the time>finally understand why all the adults and old people kept telling me to live life to the fullest and take advantage of my youth back when i was a retarded kid>can't go backfeels like growing old is just one massive cope to be honest>just lift broi do, and i do cardio and eat healthy and try to keep a positive mindset and find joy in the little things and live laugh love but shit man it's not enough
>>726388258>live life to the fullest and take advantage of my youthwhat does this mean exactly?
>>726345106You will be.
>>726388258>to live life to the fullest and take advantage of my youth back when i was a retarded kidNot a lot of people can do it until at least their mid 20sJust be a kid when you are kid
>>726346502I'm superior to you, pussy.
>>726388386>what does this mean exactly?Have sex and be born in a time of economic boom instead of the past 30+ years of bust
>>726387408can confirm everyone from 1996 is completely fucked in the headwhen my mom's cat dies i'm overdosing to death, just no point in going on
>>726388559If anything it's easier to get laid when you're 35
>>726387043I love Portal but hate Half Life. FPS games just aren't for me.
>>726388559>past 30+ years of bustUhm...IT? Art? Crypto? Blogging? AI?
>>726345036I've been older than Gordon Freeman for 20 years. The fuck are you on about.
>>726388718Only if you have succesful career
>there are people itt whose birth year starts with a 2
>>726387881I don't trust anyone
>>726388559>be born in a time of economic boomso you are 50 years old?
>there are people itt whose birth year starts with a 3
>>726345112
>>726345415built for big unc cock
>>726389342this actually kind of scares me, imagine someone 1000 years in the future finding everything you did online
>>726345679>Surely you own a home, have a wife and a kid as well as a stable job. Right?Yes. Seethe about it, zoomer.
The only people who have woes about old age are people who are in the same shitty situation as a 20 year old. The only difference is that it's socially acceptable to be a loser when you're young
>>726389450Honestly, I don't think I'm even in the worst top 20%Some normies have much more terrible online activity than most of anons.
>>726345036>There are zoomers bragging about being born after 2000Sad
>there are people itt who are born under a different sun
>>726388501People who say stuff like this online usually exclusively say it online, because nobody can reality check them. If you really were, you'd probably have no desire to say it at all, let alone in a place like /v/You are nothing, and you will always be nothing. If you died tomorrow the world would be completely unchanged since you don't even have offspring, nobody would mourn you or notice your absence besides maybe a few aging relatives.You are completely insignificant and your life will never amount to anything more than that. A single duck at the local park is intrinsically more valuable than the culmination of your entire existence.You will be forgotten, leaving behind nothing for a legacy besides an instagram account.
>>726353492Shiiiiet.
>>726345415>old enough to enjoy the last bit of the old world>young enough to enjoy the bits of technological advances in my 20sI really struggle to think of anything good for people born after 1999, they have genuinely lived in hell since the moment they are born
Are 80s overrated?
>>726390092People who were kids/teenagers during the 80s talk about it like it was great, in hindsight it kind of seems like we peaked there.
>>726345036I've been older than Gordon for nearly a decade. Sorry zoom boom, you're old now.
>>726345036Eh I obtained a scholarship for writing the best essay in my college when I was 18 years old, so I'm content with coping that I'm a true highly intelligent underachiever rather than someone who just says that because they failed life (I dropped out shortly after they gave me the money(it was a literal cash check))
>>726390341le gifted burnout face
>>726345415>there are people itt whose birth years unironically starts with a 2
>>726390557>Pepedone
>>726388258you will say that about your 30s in your 40s and about your 40s in your 50s
>>726345036>tfw born too early to see HL3 be released
i have outlived kurt cobainalso, i have not outlived kurt cobain
>>726345415And yet you choose to post on this millennial website. Curious!
>>726386339That's fine and all, but my question was where do you meet them? Just on dating apps like tinder and hinge?
>>726345679> Surely you own a home, have a wife and a kid as well as a stable job. Right?Exactly. Something that zoomers will never ever be able to achieve in the current economy. Boomers won. Boomers hogged all the capital and real estate and every day the situation is only getting worse. It's all over for you. You will own nothing.
>>726345415If you weren't of drinking age on 31st December 1999 then you fucked up and have missed out, forever
>>726345036How the fuck does a 27 year old even get exposed to the kind of information necessary to become a leading contributor to their field of study? A 27 year old is someone who has had their PhD for a single year. Freeman basically got his job at Black Mesa right out of college.Was his dad friends with the president or something?
>>726390341Gifted underachievers are the most obnoxious fuckers on earth. This website is full of people who make that claim, myself included.
>>726394527His dad was the G-man
>>726394527https://www.dosdays.co.uk/media/games/halflife/Half-Life_Manual.pdfDr Kleiner put a word in for him
>>726345036>gordon freeman is almost a decade older than mei still have time
>>726350208You are notYou like shitty stuff alongside are based stuff. You will ruin it.
>>726394990Damn, I’ve been doing such a bad job of getting in my professors’ good side lmao. I’m getting way too old for thinking my professors are adversaries.
>>726395279Our fuck I just woke up lolI like zoomers mostly but don't larp
Frieman looks like he is in his late 30s
>>726386668I'm just gonna work until like 50, then retire until either my money runs out or I start growing old, whichever is earlier, at which point I'll kill myself.
>>726347119give me one
>>726385021i prefer havin a working peepee
If you aren't old enough to remember how things were before 9/11 your opinion does not matter. Clown world is all you know.
>>726345036Unc
>>726350208>EXACTLY what it was like, and we are approppriating that nostalgiaBitch you can't time travel you can't know without experience.
>>726353492post so relatable it should be framed
>>726353492you mean younger
It's not getting old that sucks, it's getting old without achieving what you should have that sucks.The 30 year old who's in a healthy relationship, financially stable with a good job probably feels fine
>>726386668I am never collecting a cent of social security or even any kind of private pension, our economy is just going to continue to degrade. My only goal is to hold onto one of the two pieces of property my family actually owns
>>726347119>counting your chickens
Sex is overrated
>did the bare minimum in uni because I was extremely depressed and didn't network or get any internships (also went to uni during covid years which certainly didn't help) >have a meme degree and basically nothing else >endlessly apply to jobs and met with nothing but rejection, even get rejected from retail jobs I've thought about getting a master's degree or going back for a more useful bachelor's degree like accounting or something, but honestly, I don't think it would help that much.Being a neurotic autist in a job market that relies on nepotism and networking feels like a death sentence
>>726348105Would
>>726396885>>>>should>The 30 year old who's in a healthy relationship, financially stable with a good job probably feels fineyeah ok
>>726397232sex doesn't exist
>>726345036Gordon freeman was in stasis.He is older, but his body is 27 because he was kept in stasis.
>>726398560Maybe only in Half-Life 2
>>726397091They've hatched so it's okay.
>>726345036I've been older than Gordon Freeman since 2009.
>>726383873nigger i found it when i was like 19 in 07 and stayed read only outside of b for well over five years.
>>726345415I got to watch everything decline
>>726345036things like this and welcome to nhk's MC being 22 startle me (playing/watching them as younger than their parts and now being older than them) but then I remember adam jensen is born the same year as me so it almost makes it even. I'm just like him!
>>726383050I'm invisible, but only to womenI no longer have to wash or comb my hairI can tell when rain is coming if my knee hurtsGreat resistant to poisoning by alcohol
>>726345679>he thinks he will
>>726381415turn to Jesus
>>726347119lol you have a lot of cocksif anyone gets offended by this joke... look up "dark humor"..
>>726383032unc is chopped frfr
>>726345679>wanting a wife and kidsbot
>>726345679Maybe the boomers were onto something by making the economy worse for the generation that comes after.us millennials should do that too
>gordon was 27 back in black mesa>alyx was just a 17 year old teen, down bad for the mute freak>hl2 took place 20 years after black mesa>alyx was now a 37 year old hag>wanted the 27 year old gordon even more>hl3 will have time travel>alyx will become a teen again and not take no for an answer, even in sign language
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J435xmY4oQI
>>726378456Same, also quitting knowing it would eat me alive, ended up doing it again anyway
>>726400991oy vey
>There are people who genuinely have no idea that "the world ended in 2010" isn't just some cope about how "things were better back then" like when boomers/gen-x say it. Things have literally gotten mathematically worse since then and zoomers/gen alpha will never truly know what living at the peak of western civilization was like
>>726345036I've been older than him for a few years.>>726402134I think things will start looking up again in the late 30s, once all the boomers are dead.
>>726345679You won’t have any of those, your future was given to a rapist from a third-world shithole.
>>726401275HL Alyx takes place 5 years before HL2, so if Alyx is 17 in that game then she's 22 in HL2, and was 2 years old when the resonance cascade happened
>>726350725Jesus what a terrible comeback.
>>726345036If gordon was 27 when I was 16 that means hes 46 now.
I’m the same age as Marge lol
>>726402718>34>married>three kids>4 bedroom house>only husband worksDoesn't make sense for the modern age
The nice thing about your life being shitty since birth is that you never expect it to get better.
>>726402406Huh, never thought about that, so G-Man plucked her out of the vault and placed her in the White Forest Base at 17 then took her away, so when Gordon meets her not only she will not remember anything that happened between both but she'll also be underage, hmm, interesting.
>>726381108Oji-san...
>>726350725Uhmm... Speak english much?? #Burn
>>726402809And Homer was seen as a loser back then.
>>726402809>>three kidsI wish I had no kids and 3 money
>>726402648Unless we have a timeskip that isn't true, he's not in in-game stasis but from our perspective his entire universe is.
>>726402648>Gordon was already 90 years agoFeel old yet?
>>72638740896 here can confirm, I just listen to nsbm and work 8-10 hours a day idk what else I'm supposed to do women my age look old asf like dried tomatoe crack head people and younger girls are ridiculously dumb asf. Most of my friends in my age group all have some severe mental problems that is either debilitating to the point they on welfare or meds or they don't care for other human life and excel in that avenue.
>>726402927the downside is that eventually you get sick of it and kill yourself to get out
>>726402718i swear marge was said to be 32 in one of the early seasons
>>726347119Lookie cock boy over here
>>726345415Where else would we go? Reddit pretty much killed forums
>>726404398I've been wanting to kill myself for like 2 decades now, I guess i'll see this shitty life through to the end.
