>V-VLAD...P-P-P-PLEASE LET ME LICK YOUR SHAFT A-A-AND BALLS WHILE YOU F-F-FUCK MALLORY RAW!! VLAD!! LET ME SNIFF YOUR ASSHOLE WHILE YOU CREAMPIE MALLORY!! PLEASE!! VLAD!! NOW!! YES VLAD PLEASE FART IN MY FACE OH! PLEASE BREAK MALLORY IN HALF WITH YOUR DICK VLADY-BOY!! VLADY-BOY PLEASE FUCK MY ANUS WITH YOUR MASSIVE DICK!! FUCK ME LIKE YOU FUCK MALLORY!! AND MICHELLE!!! VLAD PLEASE KISS ME! VLADY-BOY LET ME SUCK YOUR COCK AND SPIT YOUR LOAD INTO MALLORY'S PUSSY!!! VLAD... I LOVE YOU VLAD!! ILL NEVER LEAVE YOU VLADY-BOY JUST PROMISE ME YOU WILL FUCK ME AND MALLORY AND MICHELLE EVERY DAY!!! VLAD!!! LETS USE YOUR SWITCHBLADE TO REMOVE MY MICRODICK AND ATTACH IT TO YOU NEXT TO YOUR SUPERIOR GIGANTIC RUSSIAN SO YOU CAN FUCK ME AND MALLORY AT THE SAME TIME!! PLEASE FUCK ME WITH MY OWN COCK !!!... PLEASE POOP ON MALLORY! VLAD YOUR HAIRY ANUS IS SO MANLY IM SO LUCKY TO BE ABLE TO KISS IT!!! *SLURP* *SLURP* MMMM GOD SWEAT SO HEADY I CANT THINK...!! GET THE RUSSIAN MOB TO USE THEIR BASEBALL BATS AGAIN!!! MAKE THEM SODOMIZE THE PISS AND SHIT OUT OF ME WITH THEIR BATS AND MAKE ME DRINK MY OWN PISS AND SHIT SMOOTHIE AND THEN VOMIT DOWN MALLORY'S THROAT AND DRINK MY OWN PISS AND SHIT SMOOTHIE VOMIT OUT OF HER MOUTH WITH AN ENVIRONMENTALLY SUSTAINABLE PAPER STRAW!!!!! MAKE THEM CUT OFF THE CIRCULATION TO MY LIMBS SO THEY DIE AND FALL OFF AND I BECOME VLADS ONAHOLE FOR LIFE UNABLE TO FIGHT EVER AGAIN!!! VLAD!!! ALL I WANT IS TO BE FUCKED BY VLAD EVERY SINGLE DAY AND FILLED WITH CUM UNTIL I DIE AND POOP THE CUM ONTO MALLORY!!! VLAD! PLEASE PISS ON ME I AM YOUR TOILET LOW CLASS SERBJAN MEAT TOILET BORN TO DRINK PISS!!! YOUR PIG PISS VLAD!!!!!VLAD PLEASE LET ME SNIFF YOUR UNDERWEAR AFTER YOU EAT BORSHT AND SHIT!! VLAD!MALLORY SAYS I CANT TAKE THIS BUTTPLUG OUT FOR ANYONE EXCEPT HER STRAP ON BUT I NEED YOU SO BAD!!! PLEASE PULL THE PLUG OUT AND STUFF ME WITH YOUR BIG MANLY RUSSKI ROD!! VLAD!! MY PATHETIC SERBJAN SISSY COCK NEEDS PUNISHMENT!! YABBA DABBA DOO KOSOVO JE ALBANIA
>someone actually spent minutes of their life typing this
>>726402417This may be the saddest thread on the website
He was a good friend
Are you okay?
>>726404118That person? Anonymous
>>726404118>>726404504>>726404581>worse men
>cuck>gay>criminalwere they right about serbs?
>>726404118was going to type this exact post
>>726402417did he get NTRed
>>726406603Not really. There's no indication Mallory cheated on him.
>>726406603Yes newfag. The protagonist’s cousin gets NTR’d so hard that the protagonist felt it. The protagonist got so mad about it that he kills the person who was NTRing his cousin
>>726406603Yes he did don't Kisten to this cuck>>726406750He literally says it on the car ride to killing vlad, Mallory cheats on him and he is OK with it, he says he has an open relationship and they both do their thing and that it's OK to calm niko down, go replay the game if you think I'm bullshitting it's in the first hour of the game super easy to get to.
>>726406750retard. mallory literally gets fucked by vlad because roman was that deep in debt to vlad. that’s literally part of the story>>726406976amerimutt point of view
>>726407075What the fuck do you mean amerimutt niggerboi? What I said is factually correct and you admitted it too, Mallory cheats on him with vlad and he is too much of a cuck to do anything
>>726406928Niko doesn't feel like the usual bog standard GTA protagonist. He's too thoughtful and cares way too much about personal integrity.
>>726407230you are a dumb faggot brown amerimutt. mallory was fucking vlad because vlad was gonna hurt roman if she didnt fuck him. it’s called extortion
>>726407798You are a subhuman eurosissy cuckold who thinks cuckoldry is fine as long as it's done for cheating. Who cares the reason, cheating is cheating, cucking is cucking, and Mallory cucked Roman big time
>>726402417best thread on 4chan right now. people who disagree are newfags
>>726408000digits confirm
>>726407526Hes a typical honor bound sociopath. Loves his friends. Love his family. Kills people for money
>>726408000Holy Mother of digits
>>726408000Trips confirm, worse men blown the fuck out.
>>726408000Unholy trips
fucking yokel
>>726408000it's crazy how this site is filled with newfags