lmao
>>726408717>e621.net
Cookie Clicker
>women like winners, columbo
How are the first two posts both lusting after dogsHow did /v/ get this way
>>726408717It do be like dat doe
>>726408717>Take dog"I don't think she'd like that very much"
>>726408717my radar is so tuned at this point that i can say with 100% certainty that that tweet is by a troon
>>726409052I didnt know the second post was until you pointed it out
>>726408717how can he see her pussy from that angle?
>>726408717What the best columbo episode, and why is it the pilot (first) episode?
>>726408717This scene would absolutely be from an "transport" area. It's where you appear when you click on one of the game locations and your choice is to either get in (clicking in the arrow near the stairs) or go back into the "world" map
>>726409052Canadians, not even once.
>>726408717guess hrt opens a third eye or something
nobody would make columbo threads if he wasn’t extremely jewish
>>726410067Hes one of the good ones.
>>726408998I unironicaly thought it was a drud screenshot from the thumbnail, I was unable to pinpoint which moment it was
it does not look like that, the lighting isnt fullbright enough
>>726409293It's not what he sees, it's what he doesn't see.
>>726409052/v/ is just a sfw/v/ for normies to blow off steam on while they take a break from Reddit and Xitter. Most first replies to every thread are just trying to be controversial, confrontational, or attempting to derail the topic. Also it's a Xitter screencap thread, so it's got a massive "THIS IS THE OFF TOPIC SHITPOST THREAD, IT'S OK TO BE A FAGGOT HERE SINCE OP WILL TAKE THE BAN" flag over it.
>>726410067>jewjewjewJEWJEWJEWDo you thirdies ever shut the fuck up?
>>726408717>bsky
>>726408827>>726408864>I like her cookie>YOU'RE LYING MORGAN
So what's the puzzle involving the dog?
>>726411973you have to find the specific type of treat that will get her to move, the actual answer is locked in a cupboard in a room you were in 45 minutes ago and missed
>>726409234>look it up>"My name is James"Swing and a miss
>>726412071>>726411973You use a treat to lure her to an animal loving security guard to distract him so that you can sneak past
>>726411973You have to get her to move by getting her cookie creamy.
>>726411973there is no puzzle, it’s just an easter egg
https://litter.catbox.moe/oojhe6paf2si2mb1.webm
>>726409234utterly mindbroken
i dont trust that link
>>726413147why is Dr. Columbine a pedophile
>>726409442The best episode is the one where he reads a fairytale to his grandson
>>726409654yes and it'll close back up without regular dilation
You guys watch this one?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EL-ihLLz3R0
>>726413147Those were the days. Damn niggers ruining everything, can't even have a scent of good things anymore.
>>726413147Umm police???
>>726413147why did I have to be alive in the early 21st century? literally the gayest era in human history
>>726413147How do you respond to such sass without sounding mad?
>>726416142Could be worse
Kinda weird that despite how popular Columbo was and still is, it never actually got a single game.Imagine like the Police Quest games but not total trash.
>>726413147was it really okay to act this way back then
>>726417165They expected brats to be corrected
>>726409052Unironically reddit.Its why so many threads turn into furry or shota porn dumps depending on the game.Like it would be nice to talk MMBN from time to time, but anytime a thread shows up its flooded with shota garbage.
>>726417165People act like that even now, they just have to be careful not to do it in front of screeching harpies or simps.
>>726413147>Today's episode: writer's barely disguised fetish.
>>726411973She's lost her puppies((((
>>726409442By The Dawn’s Early Light is the best.Worst is Last Salute For The Commandante.
>>726413147>well, it's bothCOLUMBO NO
>>726417850Do you actually remember the titles of episodes of a tv series or did you remember the episodes and looked the titles up?
>>726417978I’m a fan of the series, so I remember.
>>726416269>Both.
>>726411973Murderer is a vet and maintains an animal-friendly image.The dog is a witness to the crime and actually alerted a patrolling officer in the intro, spoiling the coverup. She also growls if she is ever in a scene with the murderer.Columbo later catches the murderer leaving food outside, claiming he likes the dog and has left food for it for months, but incorrectly calls it a him.The food is poisoned, but the dog does not eat it. Instead, it has previously killed a raccoon which Columbo has pointed out to a groundskeeper that thinks its odd since they have been using live-catch traps instead of poison for a while.
>>726418131What happens next?
>>726418194Both.Holes.
>>726418180>Columbo holding a gunObvious imposter. Columbo hates guns.
>>726418339Like nose? Or ears? Whats up with them?
>>726408864>>726409052what? what do you meanam i missing something
>>726418392Yeah.Yeah, ears. Officer.
>>726415721>That WAS Plan B!
Only seasons 1-7 are good.Anything 8 and past is dogshit.
>>726418383True, but he does hold a gun in a couple of episodes and even fires a gun in one of them (although not at anyone, can't remember if it was a blank)
>bsky
>>726418720Not fully dogshit. The best 8+ episodes are only at average 1-7 quality at best and the average 8+ episode is a low tier 1-7 ep
>>726417340>zoophiles from redditAnon I don't really think you know what Reddit is
>>726418438Female dog vagina is called a cookie
>>726419215OhOh goddamnit
>>726413147idgiwhat's wrong with this?
>>726419438Yeah he's merely a great fan of her body of work.
>>726419215what the FUCK
>>726419130I don't really want to but I assume they allow that stuff over there.
>>726409167>Inspect dogYup, that's a dog
>>726419572cum directly on vaporeon
>>726413147the file 404'd but I can guess from the first comment it's a video of Columbus interviewing the child ballet dancerI mean I clipped the same video before and posted it in my banned twitter account.
>>726409052it's that goddamn ban evading mexican trucker dog abuser, he's recently been branching out into more boards after trolling /an/ for over three years, a cockroach that refuses to die
>>726420139*ColumboI hate this phone autocorrect
>>726420139>the file 404'd>Columbus too hot to handle for Catboxlmao
>>726408717>Tranumbo
>>726420404You can't just call anything you dont like trans whatever rajeesh.
>>726420334It was on litterbox where files automatically expire after a set time.
>>726419572
>>726418180>but incorrectly calls it a him>tfw Columbo susses out suspects by noticing little details like that on the flyNowadays he would be just called an autist.
>>726409052Teens who grew up with /v/ as father figure so everything needs a coomer or edgy retort Notice how in the rare good /v/ thread that starts with a golden discussion eventually someone makes some stupid comments for the sake of ragebaiting and nothing else
>>726409052>tfw too brown to get the cookie comment
>>726408717Why are young people getting into Columbo?We watched it in the 90s, but that was nearly 30 years ago.
>>726420935It's one of the few genuinely timeless TV series.
>>726420139Post it
>>726420935Fent.
>>726419594they obviously don'treddit is as clearnet as it comes
>>726419684>Yep, I have wood, it's wood.
>>726420935Just a part of phenomenon of young people discovering the old stuff was actually pretty good.Damn, I need to watch this show as well someday.
>>726421254You can't write redditor without writing predator.
>a Columbo thread on /v/very nice
>>726419215but whywhat's the reference
>>726420640All good detectives are autists
>>726420935I went from detective manga -> detective novels ->detective series/moviesColumbo, Poirot, Fr. Brown, Cadfael, Holmes, Nero...Funny thing I have watched all those in the last years and I haven't seen a single negro besides the ocassional servant/chauffer in Columbo lol...
>>726420826Dog pussy looks like a fortune cookie. You're welcome
>>726421903A Touch of Frost is another great old detective mystery series, I highly recommend it if you haven't watched it already
>>726420935it run on tv when I was little and I didn't had anything better to watch
>>726421417yes you can, retarded dyslexic fuckand fucking dogs is a whole lot different than being a tranny in terms of acceptability
>>726420935Columbo alongside Starsky & Hutch are kino
>the one website I'm using to stream it has the episodes out of order
>>726420935My friends got into it a year or so ago. My guess is it's a sincere kind of virality, not the social media algorithim-pushed kind but the someone's circle watches it, someone in that circle takes the idea to someone else, then it grows exponentially. That and shows today are such ass everyone, even normalfags, are going back to classics.For me the old timey 70s show was Black Sheep Squadron on the history channel back when it was the hitler channel. It was schlock but I still liked it.
>>726422903have you tried not streaming it
>>726422903You just watch them as they come, no need for any order.
>>726420935New shows are fucking garbage, that's why. 8 episodes every 3 years. Endless cliffhangers because the writers can't tell a self contained story. Acting and set quality are awful from DEI and Jeet CGI farms. Old shows are so much better.
>>726422969>not streaming itThis concept is alien to third worlders. If they can't stream it on their iphones it doesn't exist.
>>726422148Thank you anon! I'll try watching it next. After Poirot and Cadfael, I really wanted to try another British production but the newest Fr. Brown left me a bad aftertaste after the first episode. They removed the retard from the hammer of God and also added some homo...Anyway Touch of Frost looks like 90s kino.
>>726420935Columbo has never been even imitated, much less matched. A lot of shows try to have a smart main character but not only do they fail to actually show cleverness, instead opting for everyone else to be stupid, but Columbo was unique among crime dramas in that the audience always immediately knows who did it, and the show is about PROVING it.
>>726408998
>>726409167>Talk dog"Woof."
oh and one other thing, op is a faggot
>>726413147doesn't load maybe that's a good thing
>>726408998more like, women like weiners lmao
>>726420935Comfy and slow. The occasional social commentary is so old that zoomers don't notice it. No negros and trannies.
>>726420935Lefty zoomers love Columbo because the criminals are exclusively the rich and powerful and Columbo never uses a gun
>>726413147>404fucking catbox jannies
how the FUCK was this fucking real!?!?
>>726424061Yeah, it's like... THE POWER OF PURE INTELLIGENCE!
>>726424061That's not even remotely true, have you actually seen the show?
>>726420935there arent really any serials like this on TV anymore
>>726408717Easy Orlando what's it all about?
>>726423772>Try every item on the dog>NOW WHAT? I HATE THESE GAMES!
>>726413147So can someone upload it again?
>>726424234Pure kino.
>>726422969I downloaded the first season at least
>>726422903It's free on tubi. Not sure what fly by night bullshit site you're using.
I prefer Glee!I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED I-IT
>>726424559do you realise what you just requested?
>>726424869The forbidden Columbo "One more thing"...
>>726424869A scene from the wholesome TV show Columbo?
>>726408717Is life just some strange joke?I'm living half a world away from most of you anons, and I sit here and watch "Killing of a Chinese bookie", and afterwards I start thinking about earlier Cassavetes movies, and then by consequence about Peter Falk, and I even ask retarded chatgpt "Is Columbo worth watching if so-and-so?".It says "yes", and suddenly I want to shit badly, and I go to the fucking toilet and as usual I open 4chan, thinking how I'm going to shit and then download the fucking Columbo and watch a couple of episodes.And then I open /v/. And then I immediately encounter this fucking thread.What in the fuck.Pic entirely related.
>>726424869>>726424559oh fuck's sake. It was a clip from Columbo. Columbo is watching a girls' ballet class. Asks one of them to talk, she sits down, he talks to her with his head down like he talks to everybody, which if you have terminal internet poisoning you might imagine to be ogling.He says she was very impressive.She asks "Were you impressed by my mind or body?" which was a 90s meme. It's meant to be a joke. And he of course says "Both" because that's always the correct answer.That's it that's the whole clip.
Anyone watch Furuhata Ninzaburo? I just finished the series not too long ago.
>>726409073>doethats a dog
>>726425142UUUOOOOOOOOHMBO
>>726424325yes it is, libtard rags have even written articles praising the show because Columbo always 'punches up' at rich whites
>>726425142Thank you anon.
>>726421846they look like "fortune cookies" that's why. people also call them "spades"
Columbo is the best show after the X-Files.
>>726420935>>726421347When I was a pre-teen playing Fallout 3 for the first time, I got into old timey music from that. It's TV land bullshit to have kids never ever be interested in old shit. Just has to grab their interest and not be forced by some boomer.
>>726424325It's true anon.
>>726425142>which was a 90s memeYe ye ye it's like that Airplane "I like my coffee black" joke.
>>726425142hmmm so she quoted a "90s meme" in the 1960s when columbo was made. interesting story
>>726425229BOMBACLAAAT
>>726408717Funny how accurate this is. kek
>>726425237Name one. You're already wrong in that he doesn't use his gun. Season 1 he gets shot at, he shoots back. He doesn't hit anything, but he still uses it. Episode 3 Season 1 the villain is a fucking mystery novel writer and not even a good one. Most of the villains are middle class at best, but you wouldn't know this because the middle class no longer exists in America.
>>726424061I wouldn't say exclusively, but sure. Also what, you say Right wingers can't enjoy a rich jackass being hoisted by his own petard?
>>726425529>1968Jesus Christ.
>>726416603we did get a board game in 1973 but that's /tg/'s territory
>>726423528House M.D. came close in having a protagonist who was truly smart and observant. But a lot of the times his patients were idiots to make him look like a genius.
>>726420935Sometimes old things get a weird resurgence. It's like when people in the 2000s made memes of Willy Wonka and TNG.
>>726425603>Do you like my body or my brain?
>>726425684True. But since the audience didn't know what the diagnosis was in advance (which is pretty hard to do in a medical drama to be fair), it's missing the element of tension where you're waiting for them to get from point A to point B.
>>726425684The patients are just habitual liars for no reason.
>>726425684>I have relationships with women and sex with men.>I got news for you...
>>726425529Yeah ok so it's a bit older than that. Still, it was a meme. Lots of older shows have women saying it. And when a girl that doesn't have a body says it, that makes it funnier.
>>726409442The author of detective conan recommends the episode Any Old Port in a Storm
>>726425893>You're the guy from that one Smiling Friends thread who cheated on his GF
>walk innocently into a columbo thread>now I have to fap
>>726409442Dunno about the best, but my favorite is the Chess master one where one Chess champion kills his rival after a spergfit. The setup to the actual murder was great, the killer of the episode was interesting too.
>>726423528You have to be smart to write smart characters and it's easier to just make everyone dumber. And when I say smart, I mean you take a modicum of time to do some research and critical thinking.
>>726425237>some retarded opinion piece allegedly made a claim>therefore the source material (you didn't watch) was exactly like thatFuck every conspiracy theory you retards believe in, this is the real problem. You just read some bullshit that says whatever you already believed, refuse to do any actual research with primary sources, and lash out at anyone rightfully claiming you're wrong.
>>726426041>Dogs or little balerinas?>Both. And one more thing.
>>726424234I think it's a bad episode to be honest. It's extremely slow, Cash can't act for shit except, oddly, for the scenes where he's getting punched or trying to hide, and it seems like they want you to sympathize with him even though he never really shows remorse or signs of proper abuse.
>>726408827>>726408864
>>726426246You're telling me a guy who isn't an actor is a bad actor? Stunning revelation.
>>726426302Lmao.
>>726409442The best episode IMO is a Friend in Deed. The reveal at the end is great>This is my houseThe pilot is extremely good though
>>726426442It's such a wild episode. It was the commissioner or something right? And he not only murders a woman for a friend, but proceeds to murder his own wife too. You'd think he'd know better when Columbo is the one investigating.Ah, good times.
>>726425104Shit for me daddy.Oh yeah.
>>726425634The absolute worst thing in existence for a conservative is for the select members of the in-group to be bound by the same laws and standards as everyone else.
>>726426648That's not the point you fucking perv.
>>726425612you are singling out one episode amongst many others where it's known he hates guns, it's even in this very thread. the criminals are always rich and powerful. Donald Pleasence was a wealthy wine snob, one of the bad guys was a fuckin diplomat, another was a maestro, the general manager of a football team, the one where the killer was an architect, almost every killer is wealthy or powerful or an elite somehow
>>726426041
>>726426812You mean like how blacks shouldn't be held accountable for literally murdering people on public transportation?
>>726425104Are you really asking AI whether or not you should watch a tv show
>>726427087I just needed some motivation to get to it, and I don't know a single living human being who could provide an educated reply.I didn't know of course about this damn thread on /v/ going on right now.
>>726426997>an architectBruh again, that's middle class. That's only rich compared to our modern wage slave caste. That was AVERAGE in the 60s or even the 80s. It used to be NORMAL to have multiple cars, a house, and an inheritance. Some of these dudes are killing over what would have been a couple years' salary, not lottery jackpots.
>>726426997>waaah why weren't the criminals that were being investigated by the genius detective all poor black people you NEED to cater to my racism!!!!
>>726427668if there were a single black crackhead criminal on this show you'd be spitting blood about how it's a woeful sign of America's racist past and how blacks were fed to alligators in the 70's by the LAPD
>>726427086No? Where did you get that idea?
>>726426997I bet you think college professors and middle managers are "elites" too
>>726408717I was watching s1e1 with my Dad and he got mad and made me turn it off because he thought Columbo was annoying
>>726428204Anybody with an IQ above 80 is an elite.
>>726409442Troubled Waters. I like that he's stuck on a cruise ship so he has no police or lab support and has to make do with only the resources on hand.
>>726428228The first episode does suck though, it's worth it to keep going.
>>726425715>It's like when people in the 2000s made memes of Willy Wonka and TNG.Except Willy Wonka got a remake and TNG still had movies being made.
What's the LEAST satisfying catch? My vote goes to Mind Over Mayhem, where he frames and arrests the suspect's son for the murder just so the suspect is forced to confess. That felt too dirty for Columbo.
>>726420935Because modern day sloppa is so shit that you will watch anything else to get away from it.
>>726427871>if [schizobabble headcanon]You've been going on and on all thread about how the show is "woke" because some article said a lot of the criminals the genius detective investigates and catches are rich white men. Don't even try to make this about some schizo nonsense you made up about other people.
>>726409052...at least it's not NTRoons.
>>726422148Touch of Frost is a bit too grim for me personally, feels a bit like misery porn
>>726420935Youtube keeps recommending clips to me even though I never watch them. Maybe it's shoving them in other people's faces too. Youtube does that a lot, randomly picking videos it decides to show everyone.
>>726427974Same place you got yours.
>>726431519Then give Pie in the Sky a try for some more lighthearted british crime drama
>>726418383Yeah that's more Baretta's thing.
>>726409442i think the pilot is my favorite as well, but the first several ones are all good.the first one is just so slow, it takes i think 30 or 40 minutes before columbo even shows up, so when you watch it, you don't really feel like columbo will end up being a main character. but he starts appearing more and more until he takes over the movie. i like that. i also like the asethetics of the late 60s and early 70s columbo. its so painful to watch all the soul turn to mush when you go to the ABC 90s columbo era. on the other hand, there are ridiculously hot women in the ABC era. but still.
>>726427224Why not just ask on /tv/?
Uhh...one more thing... since when do zoomers know about Columbo?
time for Kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL-ihLLz3R0
>>726435063I taught them everything I know.
>>726409442The episodes that feature Dr Breen are always great imo.
>>726425415>When I was a pre-teen playing Fallout 3 for the first timeFuck meI know passage of time is inevitable but goddamn
>>726408717>>726426041
>>726425237if the show featured any black murderers the episode would last 5 minutes topswhite people at least try to hide their crimes
>>726435063Netflix or wherever the fuck they're watching itAnd that "Could Columbo solve the Death Note murders" thing that was going around online a couple years ago
>>726411868>/v/ is just a sfw/v/
>>726408717Trannies everyone
>>726435586>Twooo more thiiings...
>>726419215What a bunch of fucking freaks.
>>726409442I liked the MENSA one.
>>726409442any episode is the best, except the one where his nephew's wife gets abducted and the couple episodes made in the 00s.I like both the 70s and 90s atmospheres.I have some fondness for the one made by spielberg with the book author killed, also the one where you don't see the murder at the beginning and a young woman sees it on a boat, and the death of mrs columbo, well I like them all, watched them a hundred times each
