Here are your elite Nazi special forces troops bro.
>>726424902german women owe me sex as reparations for attacking slavic countries
>>726424902>there are jews in my basement, sexy nazi lady
>>726424902more of this aesthetic
>>726424902People always ask what the turning point was for video games becoming shit, and I think my answer is, "When they stopped having hot Nazi bitches in leather."
why is it always body suits and not normal officers' uniforms (with or without tie cleavage)? you've got like... red alert, and that's basically it
>>726424902why do I want all five of them to torture my dick
>>726424902when u on your third reich but she wants 4ths
>>726424990Poland started the war though
>extremely hot women>I'm supposed to pretend they're evil
>>726426324How many of you brown anons would latch onto that swastika titty?
>>726424902Oh no help me I think some jews are hiding in my pants!
>>726424902wanna know the most depressing thing?they'll probably be kept the same in remake to portray beauty as evil while they're gunned down by the bogged monstrosity called the heroic player character
>here is your child character
I'm an engineer.
>>726424902>tfw brownwould they keep me as a sex toy after breaking me with sexy torture?
Nize
>>726426926I'm a soldat!
>>726424990>german womenare you gay?
>>726424990How about a German man, hot stuff? ;)
>>726425614You suffer from a terminal case of "not gay"
>want to be hunted by women in skin tight leather getups>the designers can never stop there, they also have to be nazisok I guess i'll just kill them like any other jobbers then, fuck me for having needs.
>>726427421how does them being nazis detract?if anything, it addsthe swastika is sexyi want to jerk off over one
>>726427493because nazis are fucking idiots who know nothing but how to fail, if i'm signing up for some elaborate sex games i want it to be with people who are competent.
>>726427743you are autistic
>>726427743cope
>>726427958>rorschach >iqwhat
>>726427743they had the best k/d in the war, retard. can't exactly help it turned into a 1v3 thing
>>726424902>>726425051*SLAP*DAS IST GUUUUT
>>726427421You are making a bad faith argument to bitch about muh nazis. There are way more women in skin tight leather getups than there are ones that are Nazis; in fact Wolfenstein is pretty much alone in that department (and Wolf-adjacent places like Quake 3 Arena). That, or you're baiting me into telling you about what other skin tight leather assassin ladies there are in vidya.>ok I guess i'll just kill them like any other jobbers thenyes that's normally the point of playing a shooter game
>>726424902I'll take the middle one and stuff her like a turkey
While we're asking the tough questions, why were the most elite and deadly group of murderous glowniggers that attacked Black Mesa a bunch of women with huge tits in latex bodysuits?
>>726428141her ass, right?
>>726428076k/d is loser cope.
>>726428034nigga you can't be this stupid
>>726428337HER BACKSIDE AND HER BREASTS I SLAP THEM BOTH
>>726428303Why not?
>>726428391how do ink blots determine iq?
>>726428303Because it's hot.>no I need an in-canon lore reasonNo you don't, shut up. It doesn't matter. Black Ops and HECU weren't even considered different until Opposing Force. Someone at Valve said, "I want the jumpy assassin enemies to be chicks with big boobs," and someone else said, "What if you put them in body suits to show off our new shiny graphics effects and jiggle animations?" and I hope Gabe gave moth of those motherfuckers massive pay raises.
>>726425051>clack clack clack clack clackas a kid I remember being equally scared as aroused when I heard these chicks running around about to ambush me
>>726428525DAYUM glowies look like THAT?!
>>726428395JAAAAA
>>726428525she's a big girl
>>726427958>>726428076>muh famously unreliable kdr >muh rorschach testsConsider me successfully baited because I know there are people who actually think like this.
this thread is interesting... very interesting
>>726428718>people who think like thisnigga we're just posting statistics. calm down
>>726427929i know what i like
MEDIIIIIC
>>726428953No you fucking don't. If I asked you what kind of sandwich you want you'd take two hours to decide how much of a failure jam is compared to preserves.
>>726428685>>726428685>>726428685>>726428685
>>726428303It's a meme, like those snipers in Mass Effect 3.
>>726427743>if i'm signing up for some elaborate sex gameswhere did this come fromyour entire point of view has been mangled and incorrect from the start
>>726429047no. nobody needs that long to consider the question, knowing preserves are a failed attempt to usurp jam is instant.
HALT
>>726429343>hmm yes I want my fruit spread with less fruit in itSaid no one ever. Incorrect answer.
>>726424902>>726425051>>726428591They are not german, you can tell because they are not ugly like german woman.Why do you think germans are either at war on foregin territory or at work instead at home with their wives/gf? Why was Hitler so obsessed with going east?
>>726429410more volume is a poor exchange for inferior flavor, i restate that jam is the superior choice.
>>726425051German women are the most extreme with extremes with their lookThey are either the most beautiful woman you ever laid eyes upon, or uglier than a botched 50yo squared chinned tranny rugbier
>>726429685i posit that the superior flavor of jam that you speak of is just two types of corn syrup and gelatin, and that your taste buds are broken and thus unable to comprehend the superiority of the flavor that comes from whole fruit itself
>>726426010It was an accident!
>>726424902We love 'She-Wolf of the SS' around here.
>>726430767i was hoping for more bondage in that film
>>726430858I was hoping for actual sex with wolves.
>>726430971kill yourself
>>726429570only on 4chan will you hear shit like>actually germanic women are unattractivelol
>>726424902Thanks.
>>726431039they would all rather fuck brown women
>>726430767>movie poster has her with long hair and all the parodies are similar>actually watch it>half the scenes are more of a medium length curled under bob cut instead>get double the boner material for free>get sad when they blow up the Hogan's Heroes backdrops>>726430971holy shit Rob Zombie is actually posting here
>>726424902thanks bro, they are on my waifu list already
>>726431198>sinclair
>>726431198>moira brown>Eva
>>726431029>this nigga don't like bestialitygb2 etc etc
>>726431039>only on 4chan will you hear shit likeActually it's common knowledge in my country.German women are ugly, that's why germans are either at work, wish they were at work or are invading another country to have a look at women that aren't ugly helga.
>>726431198god panam fucks with her eyes so good
>>726430767Capcom sure did at least, those crazy Japs.>cleavage tie>ilsa homage including death's head cap>golden desert eaglesawww yeah
>>726424902
>>726431285>we are never getting episode 2https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFEXNKplqVU
>>726424990By that logic most countries owe you sex
>>726431198I recognize:>Southwest Airlines>Frog>Triss or Yennefer, not sure which>Elexis>inferior non-bimbo Ashley>multiple personality Malkavian chick that's hotter when she's all librarian>Eve from LSL1>Li II ripoff from System Shock>chick from Sands of Time (and I would have forgot her if I hadn't JUST played it)>Bloodrayne>guessing someone from Fallout 3/NV/4>that chick from Unreal 2, as her tits were the only memorable part of that game>Elaine Marley>and the nazi chicks from OP
>>726428076>can't exactly help it turned into a 1v3 thingyes they could? they specifically chose to attack every single one of their enemies
>>726431198>waifu>list
>>726431742I say this.
>>726431198Good fucking list, dude. Damn.
>>726431601not wrong, we slavs really are the most oppressed race on the planet
>>726426850>bro trust me they'll TOTALLY keep the sexy bitches for you to gun down and it WILL SUCKuh... oh no?
>>726431285>"I will change the world"
>>726432158anon please stopai is trash
>>726432158please moreI love ai
>>726429031I'm a medic. I need ammo!
>>726424902Can you sex those things or is just teasing?
>>726432785It looks like they just hacked the sequence and moved the camera. Even the up close texture looks like that SFM shit.
>>726433026You kill them.
>>726433190more often than not, they kill you
>>726424902haha oh man I'd kill these nazis so hard
>Super secret Nazi SS Witch coven special forces>Uses a British suppressed submachine gun
>>726433190Think anybody got a ryona fetish playing this game?
>>726433408The suppressed version of the Mk II, the Mk II (S), hugely impressed SS officer Otto Skorzeny, who went to great lengths to acquire one. By his own account, the weapon was so quiet that he demonstrated it by leading a group of officers through an empty park at night, and having one of his men approach from behind and unload an entire magazine into the air, with the officers not believing a weapon had been fired until they were shown the shell casings on the ground. His substantial efforts to get the Nazi high command to start mass-producing the Sten proved fruitless, however.https://www.imfdb.org/wiki/StenYWNSS
>>726431039There's a world of difference between scandi and german you short bus riding faggot, any german woman that doesn't look like she has down syndrome is most likely a slavic mutt
>>726433584dude would've loved and hated intravenous 2 for not having one
>germans le good guzie >schwab wants you to eat bugs and own nothing Germans are scum and we didnt kill enough of them
>>726433171What do you think the model was trained on, dingus? Thanks for reminding me we're entering the era of both boomers and kids being completely hoodwinked by AI video gen.>>726433408>be Commandant Hanz Short-end-of-the-Schtaffel>in command of the Bumfuck Detention Wing of Castle Wolfenstein>have no guns>lots of ammo though>basically drowning in it actually, just stocked up on tables, in crates, hidden behind secret walls>have a big box of captured Brit shit that already uses your own 9mm round>???
>>726431641Not bad but that's less than half the waifus on the list.
>>726433584>”Skorzeny”Truly a pure blooded German scion.
be honest anons, is the appeal just hot, dangerous women in tight uniforms with big guns, or is the nazi part what makes it a boner for you? does it have to be The Nazis or any vaguely fascist sci fi cult of personality?
>>726428303The real question is why they don't drop ammo.
>>726434125yes
>>726433584>hugely impressed SS officer Otto SkorzenySkorzenny was nice propaganda piece and book writter but not much of a commando.Bascially anything he said should be considered propaganda or fiction for his book about how awesome hitler's commando he was.In reality he was showman fag who forced his way into 2 man plane that was supposed to transport Mussoloni and videotaped exiting plane as "mussolini savour" despite 1 it not being his operation, 2 he didn't do much anyway.>>726433938He was also so much loyal nazi SS officer that after war he worked for Mossad.Dude was a scam who forced his mug in front of cameras and then pretend to be Hitler's super commando who almost won the war.
>>726434154They're women so their bullets and smaller and wouldn't fit into your man guns.
>>726434154They only carry subsonic rounds that wouldn't cycle properly in Gordon's Glock and MP5 so his nerd vision automatically hides it?
>>726434392>they only carry subsonic rounds that wouldn't cycle properly in Gordon's Glock and MPwhich is funny because the mp5 he has is the mp5sd
>>726428718cope and sneed
>>726428525You can really tell this had the same designer as the Duke 3d enemies
>>726424902Are these fine ladies the masturbation machine chamber staff? I wouldn't mind going out if they're the ones doing it
>>726433803Fuck off pole.
>>726434125Both. Its a double whammy
>>726434125nazi outfits are just stylish in general and i like bitchy icy prideful women in uniforms stereotype, anything based on that can work
>>726434306>>726435365>>726435460understandable, thank you for taking time out of your day>bitchy icy prideful women in uniforms stereotype, anything based on that can workmy brother
>>726434463no it isn't
My favorite part is when the sexy Nazi ladies finally get their comeuppance.
>>726435794it isn't my favorite part but the shit eating grin on the guy's face at the end of Ilsa with the little laugh in "they will never know" makes me giggle every time
>>726435602now post the viewmodel
HEIL HITLER
>>726436996shit you're rightmy apologies
>>726437029Always with the hail. Why never snow or rain?
There really needs to be a game where you play as a Black GI and subvert a Nazi female only corp and change their mind with well you know.. the power of conversation.
>>726437067its okay, despite being silenced it's the loudest smg I've heard in a game, so you can't really be faulted
>>726437349>it's the loudest smg I've heard in a gamewhat about that gun in EYE that has full auto and fuller auto
>>726437391I've never played EYE
>>726437430You should fix that.
>>726437346>corpyou're already in too deep into the nazi fetish stuff, buddy
>>726437346get buck broken, cotton picker
Why are there gay commies in this thread?
>>726437391>full auto and fuller autoa BAR?
>>726439541Check out /pol/ sometime, I actually miss the stormfags
>>726424902>>726425051>No sabotage mission where you blow up a Nazi military fortress by infiltrating the quarters of the skintight leather catsuit garrison and slipping them pills that cause them all to pump up and swell with high explosive goo, growing hornier and hotter as they all kiss and bloat together, bursting out of their tight catsuits and swelling until they finally detonate in a cataclysmic explosion
>>726428303Femme fatale cliche.
