>HE’S A MAN ON A MISSION>IN ARMOR OF HIGH TECH AMMUNITION
>TRAPPED ON THE EDGE OF AN ENDLESS GAME>HIS HEROIC LIFE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME>IN A DANGEROUS WORLD HE DOES ALL HE CAN>HE'S MECHA MAN>MECHA MAN
Well, /v/?
>>726449319Why is Robert Robertson III so fucking cool?
>>726449385Incredible :)
Feel like replaying and making all the same choices again.
If after the party Visi had asked Rob to suit up and come to the warehouse with her because together they could handle it and he’s still a hero even without the mech, right? Would you have gone? http://poal.me/9co3he
>>726449385Tucked in
Why did Robert look so utterly disgusted here? Does he have secret mind reading powers?
>SHE'S A SOLO WOMAN, NO PAIR>SHE LIKES TO WATCH, FROM THE CHAIR
>>726449385No way, fag.
>>726449484That's a pretty evil looking glare he's probably thinking she hates his guts and it makes him wince.
>>726449474Visi could spit in my mouth and I would swallow every time. She could make me do anything.
>>726449459Same.
>>726449385Yes way, bro.
>>726449424>A hero, through and through.>Dedicated his life and wealth to protecting the people.>Sees the potential within others to change for the better.>Despite having no powers and no suit. He can still stand on his own in a fight.
>>726449484She's so gross
>>726449385she objectively looks incredible and I told her that because she was my bestieeeee
>>726449474>My wife needs my help? Say no more.
>>726449424That's our FUCKING hero.
https://x.com/natour2135/status/1991447105672736813?s=46
>>726449769That boy is alright.
>>726449474>That skank needs help? Fuck no.
Hugging Courtney! Marrying Courtney! Slow dancing with Courtney! Honeymooning with Courtney! Baby making with Courtney! Missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation with Courtney! Handholding with Courtney! Comforting Courtney during pregnancy! Promoting Courtney at work! Birthdays with Courtney! Birthday sex in the mech suit with Courtney! Getting all of Courtney’s weird pregnancy foods! Raising octoplets with Courtney! Going to parent-teacher conferences with Courtney! Busting after big busts with Courtney! Discussing the importance of saving with Courtney! Bathing with Courtney! Bathing with Courtney and the children! Christmas with Courtney! Shopping with Courtney! Cheering up Courtney! Baking donuts for Courtney! Taking the children to the doctor with Courtney! Movie dates with Courtney! Vacationing with Courtney! Convincing Courtney to stop smoking to save money for their 10 children! Valentine’s Day with Courtney! Buying a house with Courtney! Buying pets with Courtney! Giving Courtney massages after a long day! Princess carrying Courtney! Cooking with Courtney! Filling Courtney’s life with light! Making Courtney a grandmother! Retiring with Courtney! Family dinners with Courtney! Falling asleep next to Courtney! Building a pillow fort with Courtney! Winning the county fair’s couples’ three-legged race with Courtney! Midnight IHOP runs with Courtney! Teaching their 18 children to hotwire the family minivan with Courtney!Legally buying tickets for Courtney! Getting trapped in an elevator with Courtney! Taking pictures of Courtney! Sour Patch Kid factory tours with Courtney!
>>726449863>t.
>>726449734>bestieeeeeShut the fuck up, faggot.
>>726449385>>726449482What does that even mean?
sonar's beast form needed a deeper pitch or something
>>726449963Sonar needs a new VA. Same goes for Malevola.
Love Courtney. Cuddle Courtney. Wipe a tear from Courtney's face. Slam dunk a baby into Courtney's waiting womb. Take Courtney to dinner. Dance with Courtney to a slow song. Give Courtney a surprise hug from behind. Wake up as Courtney's little spoon. Meet Courtney's parents. Make Courtney breakfast in bed. Explain to Courtney that stealing donuts is wrong. Open the pickle jar for Courtney. Hack the IRS to erase Courtney's debt. Fight crime with Courtney. Give Courtney a lame gift only surprise her with a wedding ring. Take Courtney for a walk in the park. Carry Courtney to bed after a long day and too much wine. Take Courtney to a cheesy romcom. Tell Courtney to slow down when it's cold because it agitates her asthma. Dutch oven Courtney on a sleepy Sunday morning. Adopt a cat with Courtney. Give Courtney a head pat when she gets frustrated. Bake cookies with Courtney. Tickle Courtney when she's mad. Take Courtney to Paris in the Mech. Explain to Courtney you don't like the name Roberta for a girl. Tell Courtney she completes you. Go grocery shopping for Courtney. Ask Mandy what you should get Courtney for her birthday. Make love to Courtney. Tell Courtney you love her.
Waifutards are very bad at posting
>not a rebound>puts her life on the line to get you the pulse>insecure>loves you no matter what>13 childrenshe won
Should season 2 be set in LA again or somewhere else?
Ep 7 and 8 sucked compared to the previous ones. A different writer?
>>726449385tucked in, be direct like invisi is you dumb bimbo
Inspire Z-teamHelp visiTrust visiSpare shroudForgive coop/sonarNever killSee the best in everyoneInspire hopeBelieve in truth and justiceHelp those in need
Could P-Man really extinguish the sun or was he just bluffing?
OH SHIT PHENOMAMAN BROUGHT HIS SIMIC DECK!WHAT DECK YOU PLAY TO FACE OFF AGAINST HIM??
Hugging Mandy! Marrying Mandy! Slow dancing with Mandy! Honeymooning with Mandy! Baby making with Mandy! Missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation with Mandy! Handholding with Mandy! Comforting Mandy during pregnancy! Pleasing Mandy at work! Birthdays with Mandy! Birthday sex in the mech suit with Mandy! Getting all of Mandy’s weird pregnancy foods! Raising octoplets with Mandy! Going to parent-teacher conferences with Mandy! Busting after big busts with Mandy! Discussing the importance of saving with Mandy! Bathing with Mandy! Bathing with Mandy and the children! Christmas with Mandy! Shopping with Mandy! Cheering up Mandy! Baking donuts for Mandy! Taking the children to the doctor with Mandy! Movie dates with Mandy! Vacationing with Mandy! Convincing Mandy to stop smoking to save money for her 10 children! Valentine’s Day with Mandy! Buying a house with Mandy! Buying pets with Mandy! Giving Mandy massages after a long day! Princess carrying Mandy! Cooking with Mandy! Filling Mandy’s life with light! Making Mandy a grandmother! Retiring with Mandy! Family dinners with Mandy! Falling asleep next to Mandy! Building a pillow fort with Mandy! Winning the county fair’s couples’ three-legged race with Mandy! Midnight IHOP runs with Mandy! Teaching her 18 children to hotwire the family minivan with Mandy! Legally buying tickets for Mandy! Getting trapped in an elevator with Mandy! Taking pictures of Mandy! Going on spaghetti dates with Mandy!
>>726450257>Forgive coop/sonarThis nigger forgave a mass murderer LMAAAAAO
>>726450257>Never killSomebody post the webm of Robert tearing an implant out of a ladies head.
Was this part of Shroud’s plan?
How can anyone even get raped by Courtney?Just touch her hip and she will flee lmao
>>726449863>>726450047>>726450323If you keep posting this shit I'm actually gonna start trying to move the needle to get this shit moved to /vg/ along with that other schizoContribute properly or fuck off
>>726450354>YES INVISIBITCH! STAB ME IN THE NECK AND SEND ME STRAIGHT TO HELL! MECHA MAN BLUE WON'T BE ABLE TO CATCH ME THERE!
>>726450330>he sold? PUMP IT!
>But sometimes its the small imperfections that make you love something even more. So what if this rose is a little too short or a little too wide. Its got more personality than those other ones
>>726450347she got better
>Season 1 has Courtney raping Robert>Season 2 has Robert raping Courtney
>Robert, what the fuck is this? I was just looking at your shopping history. Why do you need these thermal goggles Robert?? Do you think these will stop me Robert? You're going to be in for a nice surprise Robert!
>>726449068whats blonde blazer/mandys cup size? im guessing dd+?invisi looks like a c/dafter having h/j cups everything else feels tiny
>>726450323>sorry sweetheart but I feel something changed between up>I guess we need time to live separately>the lawyer said you can left the dog
>>726450354>"I knew you'd fall for Invisibitch. Which is why I will personally ensure that you will never be happy together. The line of Robert Robertson ends here. That is my true revenge."
>>726450502>Flambaealso I need cock robert
>>726450398Quiet, nigger. The adults are spamming.
>>726449385Incredible legs.
>>726450560HIPPITY HOPPITY I WANT THE DOG AND THE PROPERTY
>>726450501Honestly, would she continue to stalk him in the hero ending? I feel like she would (mostly) stop and it's only in her villain ending that she'd stalk his ass 24/7.
Star Crossed Lovers
>Do you like Krabby Patties?
>>726450137>>not a reboundTalks about fucking strangers a lot, though.>>puts her life on the line to get you the pulseDid you already stop comparing her to Blazer? Because, you know, BB puts her life on the line to save you.>>loves you no matter whatMandy asks you out in every playthrough. And it's completely possible to miss the locker room kiss.
>>726450626>She gets Beef in the breakup just to put him down
>visi texts you thiswhat do
>>726450686New phone, who dis?
>>726450643You think she ever randomly goes invisible on dates to make Robert look like a nutjob to people nearby?
>>726450330>implying most of the z team werent murderers before joining the program
>>726450683>she gets Chase too>puts him down as well
>>726450627She would do it for fun, because that would be super fun. And Robert would have fun too
>>726450686>I'm happy for you. Or sorry that happened.
Was Robert Robertson IIII a good Mecha Man?
I'm so jaded I can't even feel sadness anymore.
>>726450686girl just fucking rape me already I've been fucking waiting
>>726449484That's a>Can we go back to bed?Look. Of course he's utterly confused. He was raped in the spirit (sex with someone you don't know without their consent? Mind rape) and in the very next scene he's being sexually harassed.>YOU EVER CUM IN THIS THING OR WHAT?Robert is just completely lost
>>726450683>Visi never once interacts with Beef>there's even a line in the game where Robert sarcastically asks if Visi is going to kill his dog next>BB is actually shown petting Beef>Visi schizos: I BET BLAZER WANTS TO KILL HIS DOG
>>726450823>Robert Robertson IIII>IIIIWe don't know, Robert Robertson IV hasn't been born and become Mecha Man Specter yet.
>>726450752That sounds exactly like something she would do, I need a comic of this now
>>726450823better than his dad by a mile, bobby II created shroud and the red ring, robert iii not only managed to defeat them but avert creating another monster by bringing coupe or sonar back into the fold
>>726450686Robert passes his phone with this immature hornypost to his wife Mandy. Mandy handles the situation.
Say something nice about Vitalia
>>726450180Mandy literally asks you out on a date, whereas Courtney just sits there acting wistful and forlorn.
>>726450952She was a good friend to the Bridge Brigade.
>>726450889She pets beef, dont be stupid
>>726449769Based off the stats, Bobby is completely right. Wabi Sabi is real and triumphs perfection.
>>726450686>I like the song, can we listen to it together?
>>726450945*assuming you don't suck at dispatching
>>726450823>IIII
>>726450889>Visi never once interacts with BeefShitposters love outing themselves
>>726450889They make such a good casual couple.
>>726451091Why are they like this?
>>726450952Mogged my Mandy. As is every heroine.
>>726451091NO VISINOT THE SHOTA ROBERTHE'S JUST A BOY!
>>726451014The entire game is about Invisigal and Robert, to the point that Blonde Blazer is barely a side character. The stats reflect the amount of screen time, focus, and characterization each girl got.
>>726450578TOPKEK
how did you level up your heroes?is it better to try and make them all-rounders or to specialize?
A REAL HUMAN BEAN
>>726450380U wish there was a 3rd option in that scene, I wouldn't choose lean in or lean out, she literally just needed a hug at that moment and to be told everything will be alright
>>726451116NO NOT THE LOLI COURTNEY TOO
>>726451114Is that was Visi then Beef would be child replacement. Robert is going to marry Mandy and make the mom Mecha.
>>726450757So? You didn't forgive those people in particular, you don't know their situations or what led them here and it wasn't your call. Now you know Sonar was a mass murderer and you had to dispatch his mess and you forgave him. You're no hero.
>>726450347she lives tho, when Blazer rescues you she's there with the other RR goons
>>726450970Anon, she is a boss who hires ass sort of wacky people, and she knows what to do, but I would not take it seriously
>>726451182>Holy fuck I need brown tomboy pussy so bad right now it's not even funny
@GROK IS THIS REALTWO?
>>726450354>You love him don't you>Mhm>Fuck mehttps://youtu.be/pBNQulO70GU?t=16
THEY CUT OUT THE FUCKING SEX SCENE WITH MY COURTNEY
>>72645097080% of the audience agree that visi is the better choice
>>726451161All rounders if they're Golem or support classes (Prism and Malevola)Otherwise, it's better to specialize because of the binary stat checks.
>>726451236>T W O ASTRAL PULSES!?!?!?!
>>726451161You definitely want a few specialists, as the game sprinkles in one-person missions here and there that punish you if you don't have them.
THEY'RE IDENTICAL ROBERTAAAAAHHHHHH I'M GOING INSAAAANNNNEEE YOU TRICKED ME
>>726451259It's being saved for season 2.
>>726449385You look incredible. Still picking Visi over you, though.
>>726451259I genuinely dont know how you could fit a sex scene with Visi into the game and have it make sense
>>726451259why would they do such a thing to us? do they not like money?
>>726451259I wonder where they would fit the scenes for each girl.>>726451337
>>726451368Epilogue chapter that's just her and Robert banging in his apartment.
>>726451368>>726451423make it a post-credit scene, like a reward for finishing the game
>>726451368it was gonna be in the locker room after "lean in"
>>72645127135% of people chose to date Blazer, despite the game doing everything in its power to convince you otherwise.>three episodes of BB being nonexistent>three episodes completely dedicated to Visi>boyfriend reveal the previous episodeMandy is the underdog heroine who held her own against all odds.
>>726451368Locker room lean in gives enough time for it.
>>726451271>60% of the 2 million people who played the game that was lobsided in invisigal's favor regardless of who you choose>the same game being supported by the VA's companyStop the presses
Didnt shroud make the fucking thing couldn't he tell the difference
>>726451501based schizo
IS THAT PROBABILITY?HELP ME SAM ALTMAN, HELP ME ELON MUSK
>>726449068THANK YOU STEVE BANNON
Would you prefer 10 episodes for season 2 or longer episodes?
>>726450630So Gwen Stacy is basically supposed to be Peter Parker's big fuck up the whole famous "I let Gwen Stacy die" thing.So why does she essentially exist as a trophy for Black Spiderman to acquire?
>>726451550No! He's stupid! Hope this helps. :)
>>726451550They look fucking identical
>>726451595Longer dispatches. Not longer cutscenes.
Courtney HUGCourtney FUG
>>726451091Shitposting would be more akin to fantasizing about BB killing Robert's dog.
>>726451146Bb would win, just because she was the first girl, and they had a perfect date. But then it turns out it was recruiting, her bf if fucking superman and it just nullify the impression
>>726451553>odds put you at falling for Blazer at 97.5%, repeating of course>and yet, you totally ignored her for Invisibitch>how can this be Robert?
Reminder. Robert's dad conceptualized the Astral Pulse. Shroud engineered it and could get the math right. Robert's dad did the numbers. It worked but it couldn't have without Robert's dad but it wouldn't have came to life had Shroud not had the aptitude to develop it. So it was like a 80/20 split. Shroud was too jealous of Mecha Man's sheer efficiency and mounting popularity and couldn't stand that his brother in arms was "profiting" from Shroud's work.So Shroud was just super selfish and couldn't share credit or just give it up. So all he could make was pale imitations of the pulse. Copies with the sheer function but with none of the power behind it.
Really hope season 2 doesn't take more than 3 years to come out.
>>726450903>>726451041I've consumed 3 pots of coffee and have only become more powerful,soon I will be able to phase through solid matter.
So, the e-celeb that plays Punch-Up accidentally leaked that they're making a cartoon about Dispatch.The question I wanna ask is, why? Why does it need an animated series? It's already an animated series, why cover the same ground twice? Seems like a waste of resources and the voice actor's time. This could be spent on season 2.
What if Courtney grew her hair out?
>>726451685how did the devs figure out the archetype for BB fans and then turn him into the villain that you get to kill. what did they mean by this?
>>726451703Its the opposite Shroud was the science geek who did the math and conceptualised it. Robert II was the gearhead who did the physical stuff and made the core to house it
>>726451607I'm still confused by Black Spiderman, isn't he from a well-off family and goes to a posh school? Peter had to go to a shitty school and work like 2 jobs at the same time.
>Make a deal to make the Astral Pulse together, after which you'll make a new Mech Suit together>Finish your part of the deal>Robert decides fuck you faggot you're not getting a suit>Also you're not getting on the Brave Brigade >Stand up to him about this injustice>He nearly beats you to deathRobert II got what was coming to him
>>726451784Maybe it’s about a different team with cameos from Z Team?
>>726451784>leakedthis has been confirmed before the game even came out
>>726449424>gets asked why he saves people>is visibly confused by the questionHe is quite literally wired for it. A hero through and through I know it’s a game about choices and people want to have fun but seriously anti hero players, get it fucking together
>>726451784They were already contracted for it.
>>726451669You're conveniently leaving out how much time they spend building up Robert and Invisigal, which was way more than the half chapter Blonde Blazer got at the beginning.
>>726451550I think he made the stellar core, but not the shell, that was engineer Robert II
What the fuck did she mean by this? Does this mean she actually was trying to get a kiss from Robert in Episode 1? But then if you give her one she wrecks your shit?Explain this, BBfags.t. not a Visifag. Neutral party.
>>726451784>Animated seriesHopefully it's a prequel following Robert 1 or Robert 2, it just being a retread of Dispatch 1 would be retarded.
>>726451881He deleted his post afterwards, so clearly he wasn't supposed to talk about it.
>>726451041Based Ayytismo.
>>726451784Turning a choice based game into a show is a quick way to kill all good will in any future sequel
>>726451784He didn’t leak it there’s a Variety article that already mentions that in exchange for assisting with a CR game CR wants to assist Adhoc with an animated series and a either a board game or a ttrpg I forget
>>726451857His dad is a cop, his mom is a nurse. He goes to a swanky private school but he’d rather run around doing hoodrat shit
>>726451912>People unironically think Ad Hoc would make this non-canon
>>726449424Hes the archetypal ideal of what it means to be a superheroDoing whats right, standing up against injustice, and believing in the best in everyoneAnd of course banging the girl
>>726451912I'm so fucking lonely
>>726449459Just remembered I missed the hacking cheevo cuz I beat Coupe too quickly, at least I have something to grind for.
>>726451885You talking about when Chase asks him some shit like why he's a hero? Yeah the only real answer there is because it's the right thing to do.
>>726451159mods/jannys and admin trannies btfo by based dispatch bb/mandy skitzos!
>>726451912>But then if you give her one she wrecks your shit?She doesn't even get upset.
>>726451859Why did he even do that?
>>726451784it would be the holocaust for bbfags because visi's route would be canon
>>726451918He probably wants to act like some in-the-know faggot
I don't really get it. Is this like an FMV game?
>>726451161Prism>Primary: CHA>Secondary: INTFlambae>Primary: vig>Secondary: Prism's lower mental stat (minimal investment)>Get supernovaGolem>Primary: all rounder>Secondary: all rounder>Get Spread thinMalevola>Primary: Cha>Secondary: all rounder/intelligenceCoupe>Primary: Mobility>Secondary: intelligencePunchup>Primary: vigor>Secondary: charismaInvisigal>Primary: mobility>Secondary: intelligence>Special: All rounder for singlesWaterboy>Primary: Inteligence>Secondary: Malevola/Punchup's dump statPman>Primary: can't level up>Secondary: can't level upNEVER level up combat, you will regret it.
>>726452046Because Robert II hates his fucking life since his wife walked out on him
Okay, so you know the liru ero game? Just do that. Robert coming home after a long day and is greeted by Courtney
>>726449474Only if we get to play Ride Like the Wind on repeat during the drive over.
>>726452046He knew that this boy just ain't right, but instead of flat out telling him he's never getting into the Justice League, he decided to string him along for years to get as much out of him as possible.When Shroud got uppity, Robert II decided to handle it the one way he knew how - with violence.
Also, I'm curious. If you get Waterboy on the team and then date BB, does this scene still happen?Is Waterboy pulling double shift?
>>726452075Half of it, the other half is This is the Police
>>726451607because a bald cuckold man with 7 black daughters called Brian Michael Bendis who is also jewish created this pet character called black spider-man morales. He couldn't make characters for this new black spider man so he just gave him all of peter parkers friends and rogue gallery. Then a faggot jew called dan slott created spider verse because faggot redditors love multiverse crossovers, anyone with a brain knows that's fun when it's it's own thing and they don't interact much but fags want them talking to each other anyway he makes this big stupid comic where spider-men are all acting like retards and everyone is out of characterand then an animation studio picked it up and they became millionaires
>>726451798Ponytail looks a bit generic, I hope she keeps her hair short for most of the series.
>>726450257>doesnt even waifu postTruly a guiding light
>>726452154Yes and he's even more eager about it.There's slightly different dialogue.
favorite line?for me it's:>FUCK YOU MEAN TEMPORARILY? BITCH YOU BLIND FOREVA!
>>726452089He should have done a better job of helping her turn away from villainy.
>>726451912>Actively tells you you misread>Tells Invisigal that the kiss was non consensual>But she wanted it all alongWhore
>>726451912cute
>>726452154Yes, and it's actually much better, because they comment on just that.>He knows he doesn't still have to do that, right?
so if people are born with powers in this universe why is there no x-men school or something to teach people how to use their powersI feel like that would prevent a lot of villains
>>726452185that sounds based imagine a black robert
>>726452250You already posted the best line
>>726451912>You will never date a real life Disney princessWhy even live?
>>726452250"I like to bust after every big bust, and I was pretty successful, so, yah know"
Total Robbie death
>>726451912Definitive proof she was monkeybranching
>>726451798>she grows it out because she wants Robert to pull on it
>>726451894I'd love a series about Mecha Man during his hero days, learn more about the other heroes outside the Z-team or why Mandy likes Robert so much.Z-team during their villain days could be interesting but I don't think it could carry the series.New characters in the same setting (ala Edgerunners) would be the safest bet, then you could have cameos without annoying players.
>>726452317They could exist and we just didn't learn about them, the sequel really should do some more worlbuilding.
>>726452250my favorites are from Royd, either the "BRO" after >>726452372 or "Bummahs" when Robert tells him about his dad
>>726451978Invisigal fans might actually be the most deluded fanbase in all of /v/ right now.
>>726451912uhhhhhh visibros? why does robert look so happy here?
>>726452079Leveling up Coupe's mobility is dumb, because she can get +3 in it just with her training and being in the second slot. It should be a secondary stat at most.
>>726452380Total Shroud Death.
Visi IRL >>>/sp/152062403
>>726452317There are already schools in real life that teach you how to do math, and people that graduate them still do fraud. You can't teach people to be moral.
>>726451912This is the first time I notice as a Visibro that they have the exact same hair color
>>726452317You can't really regulate people with powers. Even in the Marvel universe the Xavier Institute is optional. SDN does have a training program for new heroes so there probably are other places that teach people how to use their powers. Although it seems super powers are just so common in the Dispatch universe that they're not that impressive to have.
>>726452486
>>726452324Hmmm? Need something Anon?
>>726452486Robert...
>>726452380>The comic not only made it one shot but had Chase on the scene so he couldn't have possibly shot more than one bulletThe only big mistake the comics made. Everything else is consistent.
>>726452196I'll be honest Robert would not be out of place in a Madness video after that Bar scene.
>>726452317>X-Men has these schools>Still tons of villains
>>726452250>I abstained from voting as I am neither human nor reformed villain nor particularly interested in this conversation. I only came in as I thought we were playing Magic the Gathering tonight. I am hoping we still may...
>>726452518>Robert 2 had a secret craving for chocolate
>>726452518Robert, I'd really like you to free Punch-Up from the popcorn mines. Coupe misses him.Maybe, we could negotiate an end to Visi's no singles policy exemption in exchange?
>>726452556To be fair, who says that Shroud was telling the truth?
>>726452506this, I feel like superheroes as a concept are kind of incompatible with modern society. Just gotta turn your brain off and go with the established rules
>>726451978>Taking Invisibro funposting seriouslyNo one actually believes that, relaxThis ain't our first Telltale game
>>726452250Basically every single word that comes out from Phenomaman's mouth.>The pain of losing is distracting me from the pain of loss.
>>726452486Robert's retarded wife is so cute...
>>726452581>when you just wanna get sushi with your new bro and play MtG but your bitch gf is yapping
>>726452486too petite, this is why i can't like asians I like my women meaty please
>>726452617I know Shroud is a geek, but making up a fake backstory and then having a gun that is consistent with it is too geekish even for him. I choose to believe he was telling the truth and the comics simply got that specific part wrong. Everything else about Shroud and Rob 2's backstory checks out, though.
>>726452462>because she can get +3 in it just with her training and being in the second slotWhy the fuck would you take that when you can just give her the reroll that will favor her far more often?
>>726452630This, we all know the next season will open with Courtney dying in a car accident and Mandy hanging herself.
>>726452649
>>726451345I SHALL BE VINDICATED IN MY BELIEFS THAT VISI IS A HOPELESS ROMANTIC IN A TOMBOY'S SHELL, WHO WANTS ONLY THE SWEETEST AND MOST WHOLESOME LOVING SEX WITH ROBERT, AND SHE CRIES AT THE BEAUTY OF BEING TRULY LOVED BY A GOOD MAN
>>726452664>You can see the light in his eyes go outThis will be Robert in a few years if he starts dating her.
>>726452694Not him but I took the reroll and I regret it. It's a good ability but completely worthless in binary stat checks, and by the end game if you're abusing every mechanic, you already have everything at 100% chance anyway.
>>726452608We do not give exemptions for our No Singles Policy. Especially not to heroes with an XP share skill.Search the building.
>>726452743Robert you left your mic on again
>>726452486Fuckin' hot
>>726451912BB is a top tier choice
>>726452721Please understand, the orphanage she grew up in forced her to eat cement when she was 6.
>>726452707the bad ending in the game is visi going villain mode again. there's no stakes in this game at all, its really a default good ending. imagine if there was an ending with robert dieing or something
>>726451978I honestly think the courtneyposters that genuinely believe that are 20 years old or younger
>>726452782Okay, we've tried being reasonable. Flambae and Phenomaman, tear off his balls.
>Blazer has a history of emotionally destroying the men she datesExplain why exactly she'd be good for Robert?
>>726452751He should have spent time with Dumpy instead.
>>726452902Too slow.
>>726452894I'm sorry to tell you this but the truth is way sadder
>>726449385Phenomenal!
>>726452904The heartache would give him and P-Man something to bond over.
>>726452932h-hayai!
>>726452859I love her!
>>726452689It's not really geekish, it's more of an intimidation tactic. It's worse to say "I shot your dad five times, this is the last bullet and it's going to kill you" than it is to say "I shot your dad after he beat me up and I got mad"
>>726451912>The rotating aroundDamn
>>726452974The way she says boomer is so fucking cutegod bless Laura Bailey
>>726452721What was the plan here
keep this boy away from invisible villains and hags with amulets
>>726452974>She's seen Trolls 2What the hell
>>726452878Nah that's the kino ending provided you romance Visi. There's a reason the checks are separate.
>>726452774If you're going for Binary stat checks, it's easy to reach 10 in every stat with 2 heroes.The problem is when you're building around auto fails where the check is still combat related. This functionally caps you to a 60% success rate since any more combat makes it an auto fail. The reroll comes in clutch here.But the best skills are the ones that reduce travel, rest, and job completion time.
>>726451912VisiGOD here. I refuse to watch this video. Can you give me a transcript?
>>726453040she probably sneaks into movies all the time
>>726453032New babysitter.
>>726453040She is secretly a giant dork.
>>726452904Men are simple creatures who believe in the bullshit about bad ex
>>726453092This picture reeks of the Undertale fandom
>>726453084Least autistic invisigal gosling
>>726453092She wouldn't, r-right?
>>726453032How would Visi treat Robert if she got thrown back in time?
>>726453025>im just going to sit here and get some info on the new dispatcher, and then I'll win the bet when we try to figure out who it is>whoa holy shit, is that the guy from the mech>no fucking way>why is he so hot
>>726453084kek why? it would hurt your feelings?
>>726453110The fact that you'd make that connection says more about you than that picture.
>>726453032Too late, she's already in love
>>726453040Turns out Invisi-bitch is a major cinephile.>you complete me!yea, right, whatever.
>>726453139she'd tell him how to actually smoke unlike Trackstar
>>726453084>VisiGOD>Doesn't want to watch other people passionately loving each otherPick one and only one. Be like your oshi.
BBjeets woke up and the thread got /uncomfy/See you tomorrow
>>726453148>Chase shakes his head in disapproval Guy is fucking holding his Mandycoin to the bitter end, I can respect that a little.
>>726453032Leaving little boy Robert alone with>Hero Visi>Villain Visi>Blond Blazer>Star Blazer (Old Trackstar)How does he turn out?
>>726453040>sneaks into rom-com movie about a well-established professional taking a chance on a fuckup loser girlhmmm
imagine Visigoth Courtney...
>>726453238You people are too autistic even by 4chan standards
>muh tomboy>muh girly girlI'm taking THE BOYS out for partying and then watching old Yu Gi Oh animes with Phenomaman.
>>726453238No, we've been spared the presence of the ACTUAL BBjeet. For now.
>>726453238danm, i just enter to check in, was playing ender lilies, well see ya tomorrow
>>726450686>*BLOCKED*
>>726453272This is an actual visigoth.
>>726453238What are you crying about?
>>726453272Visigoth Courtney sacking Rome and taking a Roman Robert all for herself...
>>726449385those legs tho
>>726452791VINDICATED!!! S2 WILL CANONIZE WHOLESOME SEX WITH VISI!!!
>>726453315She looks ready to plunder Rome (Robert)
>>726453290fucking kek, you have the tread?
>>726451912This is the most well animated kiss scene in the whole game.
>>726453287Based, Dispatch 2 needs a boys night out.
>>726453290holy based
>>726452694Why in the holy fuck would anyone ever need a reroll? You should be going into almost all missions with a 75% chance of success or more, by using synergy.
>>726453243>Chase wants to see the Roberto-Aryan bloodline become whiter, blonder, taller (especially that one, goddamn Robert)>Robert III is going to throw it all away for mystery meat villain pussy.It's not the powers aging him.
>>726453243>LOCK THAT SHIT DOWN ROBERTWhy is Flambae such a Visichad?
>>726453362It was one from like 3 or 4 am I think I guess i can look at the time
>>726453401Not him but synergy abuse is gay and unfun. Might as well use cheat engine.>Just use these same two heroes together every timeBoooooriiiiing
>>726453315Grok?
>>726453251>Hero visiprobably tries to resist the urge to hand him a cig. is nice as she can but gives tough love>villain visiwill try to keep her distance, hates herself because of the fact that this little boy will be one day almost killed by her>blond blazerthe most mature person to handle him, she'll try to teach him moral lessons and make sure he grows up a good person etc etc>star blazerwill spoil him with twinkies and malt liquor and also give him free rides
>>726453331Latinbros... Romebert has fallen...God save us(but not in an Arian way)
>>726452440Shut up
>>726450560>I feel something changed between up>the lawyer said you can left the dog
>>726453362>>726374386 >>726379065
>>726453420Because hes a literal Chad. Also low key one of the best units after he gets steamrolling
>>726453404>>Robert III is going to throw it all away for mystery meat villain pussy.He can't betray the family tradition of breeding villainous bitches, plus adding invisibility powers to the Robertson bloodline is a major boone.>>726453420Flambae is /ourhomo/
>>726453425nah, don’t worry them anon, it just that funny shit always happens while I’m sleeping or working.
>>726451462>finish the game>games finishes youSounds like a loads of fun.>>726451487>>726451513>Robert cums inside Courtney>She flushes, become invisible and running awayKino.
>>726453401Because anyone Coupe can partner with will likely bump her combat into the auto fail zone.Because her other skill is literally dead weight if you're optimizing stats around synergy?
>>726453445I hope they nerf synergy in the sequelThat, or make missions less generic and you need to actually send heroes that have powers fitting for the situation so you cant just send flambae and prism to every mission
>>726451912I just realized that this scene makes the>Sorry about the spit thing.line in episode one canon. If you choose that line, BB says this isn't a date. So then, when you accept her invitation in episode four, Robert's line>Oh, so this is a date?is a reference to that.
>>726453420what happy lad
>>726453573Good catch. Yet another example of Ad Hoc being pretty bad at connecting these different paths.
>>726453573Except the date isn't canon
>bbjeet used ai to make his hand whiteoh no no no no
>>726453552Synergy should flat out work different, and the synergy combos shouldn't be predetermined. They should be powerful, but not auto-wins.
>>726453628Stop talking about him when he's away, you'll summon him. It's like the name of the bear.
>>726453542So then make her more well rounded. The point is, her mobility doesn't need to be higher than, like, four.
>>726453537>>Robert cums inside Courtney>>She flushes, become invisible and running awayKino, if they added a sex scene there it should be locked behind having a high amount of romance points so there's still a chance she'll run off when Robert tries to grab her after leaning in.
Whoevers making the new threads with nonwaifu characters, your the real goat. Based neutrality
>analyzes millions of scenarios>predicts every outcome>but the one thing that he could not presage was the simple love of a tomboy
>>726453238Kek what a massive bitch you are. Invisfags i hope this snowflake doesn't speak you.
>>726449068shocked that anyone in the world remembers this show
>>726453697based and agreed
>>726453627Seethe is unbecoming on you.
>>726453628The future is now.
>>726453697you jinxed it, next OP is gonna be mandy AI now
>>726453707what I still don't get is how he says this then flip-flops to saying she was working for him then acts shocked when she literally takes a bullet for himthe more I think about it the less I believe he can actually predict things before they happen the more I think he's full of shit and talking out his ass
>>726452894Reminder that the average Invisisimp is about 16-17.It explains everything. Why do they not see the red flags? You're talking to a child, they've never actually met someone like this. Why do they believe that having to take accountability is the worst crime you could inflict? You're talking to a child, and to them you sound like their bitch mom or teacher that tells them they have to do their homework instead of staying up until 2 AM playing Fortnite. Why do they type in such an overtly-emotional way and get so personally upset, devolving into incoherent cursing and accusations of being Indian? You're talking to a child, they literally have not finished developing their brains, they don't know how to articulate their thoughts. Why do they seem to have never worked a real job in their lives? You're talking to a child, they actually haven't, they have no idea what a semi-realistic work environment actually looks like.Don't engage them too much, but at the same time don't be too mad at them. It's not really their fault. Their parents are letting their iPads raise them which is why they're on this 18+ website. And also why they're so enamored with the idea of a loose adult woman who has the emotional and mental complexity of a 16 year old.
>>726453707>>but the one thing that he could not presage was the simple love of a tomboy
>>726453573Ad Hoc does that quite a bit and I think it's on purpose.Another example is when Flambae goes "What, you're gonna SNITCH ON ME?" and then later in the bar, they talk about you being a snitch. I think this is supposed to be there for you to go "Oh shit" if you snitched on Invisigal, but the dialogue was written there anyways so it sounds a bit more awkward.
>726453775
>>726453707Visi knows the best strategy against game theorists
>>726453779
>>726453818MOMMY
>>726453471Incidentally, I wonder what most of the cast would think about Robot being a child soldier and almost killed by his own mech in 1999?On one hand they're all criminals and its normal for criminals to see a lot of shit at a young age.On the other hand they're Cali-superhero type "Villains" that are really just good people at heart that can't even stomach a dog dying.So would they be perturbed to learn that Robert's missing ear chunk has been around longer than he's been Mecha Man? That Robert made the conscious decision to die in that suit before he hit puberty?Obviously Blond Blazer would be the most perturbed by his fucked up childhood, but Robert only gives her the sanitized "fun" (Chase) parts of his past.
>>726453748As a Courtney Chad, if I make threads ill do them nonpartisonally. If it wants to make itself look pathetic than it can.But i think we should hold ourselves to a higher standard, both mandy Chad's and Courtney Chad's
>>726453818peroperoperoperopero
>>726453775hot take, you don’t have to bring everything to real life, i like yanderes in my romance fantasy’s, but i would fucking run to mars if I fund one irl
>>726453612He just really wants to get invited to the wedding so he can sing the Robert's a Bitch song.
>>726453679*reports Robert and Visi to HR*
>>726453707Chatgpt was trained on media that depicted tomboys as lesbians, so statistically he was right
what visualnovel are we "playing" now that dispatch is over?
so this checks out
>>726453925Batman
>>726453917>Galen overheard them and snitchedHe's officially lost bro status.
>>726453934Are all the worst posters in these threads other than BBjeet Invisigal fans? It seems like it.
>>726453925they cute tho
>>726452020Blazer asks you in the bar and Robert just kind of blinks at her.He’s also drunk so that’s prolly part of it
>>726453674>Pair her with her synergy (punchup)>No don't cap the stats he'll never level!>Instead put them in dead levels for stat overflow so you can waste a hero training on even more stat overflow!Anon, do you have any idea how retarded you sound?
>>726453919That makes a lot of sense actually
>>726453934>FilenameTrue, Robert should start packing heat.
>>726453238>>726453934Why are Invisifags like this, bros?
>>726453875before the game they wouldnt gaf, but after the game I think they would feel a little bad. Especially courtney of course, and she would feel even more bad about calling him a nepo baby when they first met. she would probably relate to a rough childhood. Dont really have enough backstory for the rest of the Z-team if they could also relate
>>726453914Robert just gets onstage with Prism and joins in.
>>726453925I think I'm gonna try Wolfs Among Us
>>726454031
>>726453934You sound mad
>>726453925Gonna replay The Wolf Among Us soon.
>>726453925I’m playing Tales of Grace F, Ender lilies and Pacman world, I switch between the 3 depending on what i want to play and how tired I am from work.
>>726453925Which "Poor Lil' White Boy" sequel is this.
>>726454034>Reeee there's people posting BB pictures in the thread>The threads are so uncomfy now>*Posts basedjaks*Average invisifag
>>726453917Right the woman who makes her underlings strip in front of her is going to go to HR.
>>726453976>>726454034there are literally people who admitted that they are on neither side and they just like to stir shit up. Think anons, think. stop falling for the bait
>>726454051>Robert doesn't know she's in the room
>>726453773>the more I think about it the less I believe he can actually predict things before they happen the more I think he's full of shit and talking out his assHe spent all his points on Intelligence, while his Wisdom and Luck are on 1.I think he just couldn't never properly read Visi who is chaotic by itself and can become invisible, so he had to blackmail her to control her. And don't forget that he's a delusional sperg who bullshits everyone about the death of Robert's father, Idolizing the super heroes especially BB, while all her power comes from medallion. And he's believing that nobody can change of course. So imagine what kind of data that sperg ass is serving to his in brain planted Grok.
>>726453925whoever reccomended Henchman story is a king in my book, Cute brown waifu
>>726454091>>726453925>>726453982
>>726453914>Flambae sings "My Way" but somehow works in Robert being a bitch.
>>726454151Is it good? I wasn't impressed by the trailer.
>>726454039>she would probably relate to a rough childhoodDo we know what her childhood was like at all? If not I hope we get some details in the sequel, can't imagine it was good but some specifics would be nice.
>>726454117Imagine being an invisifag and being such a bad poster other invisifags think you're falseflaggingWould make me take a long look at myself in the mirror. You here, bro? >>726453934
Bros are we boomers for having seen Lion King now?
>>726454128>Robert in the hospital room with Chase >No one else there>"Do you think she likes me?">+2 to IG relationship scoreWhat DID they mean by this
could the bottom two work or is that also doomed to fail
>>726454150>lawful evil trying to manipulate chaotic neutral and getting fucked
>>726454150that's it, he's working off of entirely flawed information. Chaos theory working against him, one or more of the variables are entirely unpredictable in reality
>>726454128
>>726454203I loved Lion King as a kid but I feel like I don't get the boomer status because I don't remember any lines about destiny in it. I guess it must have been Mufasa or the monkey saying shit like that.
>>726453773he objectively is full of shit and regardless of what you do claims to have "predicted" it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0_1HFwWXTU
>>726454212She's literally stalking his ass and may continue to do so even in the hero ending.
>>726454192She implies she had a rough childhood in episode 2 but dont expand on itProbably stuff for season 2 along with everyone elses backstory
>>726454184far better than I expected, worth 15 bucks...that I'm not sure
>>726454192>She was a nepo baby heiressNah, they wouldn't be as retarded as Rooster Teeth.
>>726454151Is there romance in it?
>>726454212>i can be anywhere>she's everywhere
>>726454192i'm actually fucking perplexed that invis didn't get her own comic. I guess golem didn't get one either, but stil.
>>726454241Heh
>>726454282two, without spoiling, evil dommy mommy and dorky brown skinned girl
here bb sissies let us VisiGODS feed you some content since the game didn't feel like it https://youtu.be/XzPlowZhpFk?si=m87EisEmGGPu3WaQ
>>726454307Prism and Golem not getting a comic sucks. Invisigal doesn't need one.
>>726454307You can bet shes getting one now
>>726454307And they say the devs had Visi favoritism...
>>726454260i hope she keeps the black turtleneck fit as her main costume, she's so fucking hot in it
>>726454307Now that you mention it, that is kinda strange with how big of a role she has in the story. I mean she has two different point counters dedicated to her. Would be nice if she got a comic in the sequel.
>>726454334I want a golem and courtney comic
>>726454323>>726454346The duality of visiposters
>>726454203How hard do you think Courtney cried at Mufasa’s death?
>>726454307She got an entire game.
>>726454258You posted a picture of the bar scene, where, if you don't glass the bartender, Shroud LITERALLY admits to being surprised.
>>726454385>Comic is just them playing (not) CSGOKino
>>726454391Its not duality, its the shitposter. Hes not even trying now
>>72645150140% actually
>>726454219Fail. Phenomeman’s inability to understand social cues or intimacy ends that pairing before it begins
>>726454307She got her own game, anon
>>726454406...and she'll get another one!
>>726454319Thanks anon, I'll trust your recommendation as someone who liked Dispatch.
>>726454385>>726454412>comic is just visi talking about her verison of events to golem while gamingcould be kiino
>>726454402I don’t think she’s seen it
>>726454203>Bros are we boomers for having seen Lion King now?What do you mean? It came out in 2019.
>>726454219Phenomaman is for being bros. He can't love like humans can. He doesn't have the sexual impulse
>>726454346Animators probably have, not sure about writers
>>726454470>She's only seen the live action remake after sneaking into a theater to see itRobert, you know what you must do.
>>726449385I'm a leg man, so Mandy was my first run.
>robert hit THAT?
>>726454490Do you think the stuff about Phenomaman equating "making love" to hugging was just a joke, or was it a way to try to make Blazer seem more pure to the waifu-seeking audience?
>>726454470>visi grew up in one of those crackhouse with only 1 dvd situationshe probably watched a lot of space chimps
>>726454454What is Jeremy's superpower?
>>726454604*Trolls 2
>Part of the locker room sex scene has leakedWoah https://files.catbox.moe/v7h0ya.jpg
I think im gonna play the telltale batman game since its the only one I've never played apart from the expanse one
>>726454604Kek
Anyone else really fucking hate when a dispatch has like 2/3 slots and you're trying to figure out a good balanced team for it and you send some motherfuckers but it apparently never mattered because it's just going to be one of those dispatches where they directly as you how to solve it and you just pick whatever sounds like you're highest stat because none of them mattered?
>>726454437Official stats said 35%, with only 26% completing the romance. Of course, that's because the devs not only gave players an opportunity to friendzone her, they also gave them an opportunity to cheat on her. So yeah, anyone who denies favoritism is delusional.
>>726454629could he have stopped her here if he did this? what would change
>>726454629TELL ME THIS IS REAL!!!
>>726454629Wow and here I was expecting Dolphin Porn.
>>726454683It’s all part of the game
>>726454683No, because all the characters on the mission still get XP.
>>726454705It's xitter fanart https://x.com/NiahtiArt/status/1991728277086458223
>>726454689At this moment, the stats are 40%
>>726454573It's all to bait the player, that Robert has a chance, because you understand he can't compete with fucking superman
>They can taste the rainbow in jail.>What do you mean? Like different colored dicks? [laughs]
>>726454563Mecha Man Spectre bros won
>>726454881Why does she think rape is funny?
>>726451784Sounds good. If each of the Z-teamers gets a dedicated episode it will be doubleplus good.
>>726454683Kobe
>>726454629Kino, the true ending>>726454698>What would changeThe lineage would live on
>>726454881They never quite got Blazer right. Sometimes she's saying "freaking" and "poop," other times she's making dirty jokes and dropping f bombs.
How has Mecha Man's identity remained secret if Shroud knows exactly who he is?
>>726454962I'd rather it be about an entirely different cast but with cameos of the Z-team or them as side characters
>>726454890>Mecha Man SpectreGimme a stealth spinoff game Adhoc.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4X0tDvCpxmY
>>726451784it could work if it about setting backstories of the characters and maybe a hint or 2 for the season 2.
>>726455025Shroud doesnt actually give a fuck about Robert besides getting the Pulse
>>726455025How did it remain a secret after he was rushed to the hospital when his suit blew up?
>>726455040That should be season 2 of the game
>>726454683I don't particularly dislike it, but it does feel less satisfying than a normal completion.
>>726454936She probably took a course "how to befriend tough guys with vulgar humor" because it helps with hiring
>>726455083he went to the superhero hospital where they operate on people with their masks on
>>726451784Only thing I'd want from this is either a Brave Brigade prequel or just side stories of the cast
>>726455083Maybe the hospital was just really respectful since Mecha Man is so beloved
Would a sex scene improve or hinder the blazer romance?
>>726455136>Brave Brigade prequelThis is what it should be about, bonus points if they get Bryan Cranston to voice Robert 2.
>>726455012She was getting drunk in that scene though
>>726455228SAY MY NAME ELI
>>726455093I'd be down for that if they match the season 1's VA in quality. Getting Jennifer English, Devora Wilde and Ben Star would be freaking epic, I will literally soiface unironically.
>>726455193For some reason I can’t picture Mandy having sex under any circumstance
I don't care about the Brave Brigade, I care about the Z-Team.
>>726455269>Y-You're Mecha Man Astral...
Friendly reminder they say Mecha Man was in a coma for months but Robert says he was looking for the astral pulse in the weeks after the explosionPLOT HOLE DETECTEd
>>726455313You’re goddamn right
>>726455294God I wish I was that twinkie
>>726455193No, fuck hetero relationships.
>>726455363Flambae...
>>726455329He's also seemingly not in the coma after the crash in the comic. Unless it's a different crash.
>>726455329He was astral projecting while lying comatose in the hospital.
>>726449068Be honest, /v/: which one did you pick the first time around?
>>726455329He’s so committed to the job that he sleep walked to try and find it
>>726452904She stuck around with this guy for five years without getting any sex. It speaks to her character desu.
>>726455428The one that got me my ass beat
>>726455306Z-Team already has Dispatch 1 and will get 2. They should use the show to explore a different cast of characters.
>>726455136Who would we play as?Mecha Dick? Roberto-fucking-Assholeson?Do players love Chase enough to stomach playing as Track Star?
>>726455228>>726455269>You think just because you build the Pulse that I'd let you on the Brigade Eli, you rat faced fuck?>This is a team of real heroes, with some fucking backbone>Never ask me again
>>726455428Right because I thought picking left would mean Robert forgot that arm is out of action and would fail
>>726452317Erm not everyone with powers was born with them. Blonde Blazer gets hers from an amulet and Punch Up got his super strength and toughness/healing from a sorceress (this also shrunk him)
>>726455428I pressed right before he finished his sentence, I got my ass beat
>>726455523>Your half of the Astral Pulse?>THERE IS NO YOUR HALF THERE IS ONLY MY ALL OF IT
>>726455012>The phoenix program needs a miracle Robert. Especially that fire faggot, he's a lost causeWtf was her problem?
>>726455538Turns out Robert is a fucking beast and can knock someone out with one punch using a broken arm
>K2RGA-AJIJY-62W3?>first letter of a slur waterboy calls prism during sex>MCVKG-?4GIW-8RXCC>First letter of the real name of best girl>?DZD5-DFT9N-72LKA>M2HPI-4959F-?8M59>first letter of best girl superhero name>V?VAX-QYCXC-JAX8J>first latter of an afghan superhero
>>726455294The fact that Robert likes Twinkies makes jelly filled donuts the only canonical choice.>>726455428I zoned out an accidentally picked right in a panic when I realized there were choices to be had.Very embarrassing.
>>726455428Left. It was the obvious choice for me.
>>726455553Do Coupe's come from technology? Actually, what ever are her powers? I don't think I really understand them.
>>726455598
>>726455592>Now if it were me, Robert, I’d cut Coon-I mean Coop
>>726455598fuck I picked flambae one, got got
>>726455604>Twinkies makes jelly filled donuts the only canonical choice.Wouldn't it be long johns? Jelly donuts are filled with well...jelly. Long johns are filled with cream much like Twinkies.
>>726455598made a bunch of fake accounts just to steal these
>>726455598>its realI kneel Visichad
>>726455598Based anon, even has a new Courtney picture for my collection
>>726455685I chose long johns cause those are the closest to my actual favorite, pączki with bavarian cream filling
>>726455692Sonar...
>>726455598what were those?
>>726455598>Looked away for a second>These pop upNOOOOO!
>>726455428I mistook my left for my right and picked left and it worked out. Retardbros stay winning.
>>726455281>Lae'zel in dispatchit may surpass visi for me, maybe.
>tfw at work.What were they? Anything cool or was it Femboy Futahouse kinda stuff
Waterboy owns a shirt that says 'When a black woman is speaking you listen and learn'
>>726455727Long Johns are literally just Boston cream donuts, but longer. I don't get why they exist.
>>726455787
>>726455787I got life is strange complete
>>726455787They were Dispatch 2 keys
>>726455598Thanks for all the copies of Bad Rats, I guess?
>>726455727I prefer maple bars and cinnamon twisted donuts. So I chose long johns as well for a similar reason.
>>726455598>Already owned>Already owned>Already ownedOh right, I already own Dispatch!
>>726455770that's my favorite piece of lae'zel fanart
>>726455816>Mecha Man Specter gameKINO
>giving away Half Life 3 keys in a random Dispatch threadThe shilling for this game has gone too far.
>>726455685>Long johns are filled with cream much like Twinkies.Are they? I only like glazed and jelly filled donuts so I never ate one.
>>726455816>>726455818Pretty cool
>>726455889the tech level by the time Robert Robertson IV will be piloting, with shroud's mech scraps and visi's power. he's gonna be moving like an armored core
>>726455787max payne 2 first time in my life I've hit a game giveaway>>726455598thank you visischolar
>>726455880Feels good being a Lae'zelChad, a VisiKing, and a KennyGod.
>>726455965Holy good taste.
As a non American I thought these were Long Johns
>>726455908>Are they?Yeah. That's what they're known for. And Twinkies are just long sponge cakes with a cream filling. >I only like glazed and jelly filled donuts so I never ate one.Fair enough.
>>726453707There’s this thing villains do called “lying.” Take note that no matter what you choose, Shroud will always say he knew you’d do that. Because he’d say that no matter what to fuck with you.
>Always got long johns growing up as a kid from Krispy Kreme>They never had a fillingwtf, were they ripping me off this whole time
>>726455965I dont care about any of the other waifus. All we need is a shared love of Courtney
>>726455965This except with Shadowheart instead of Lae'zel. My first run was weird and she yelled at me about how she was gonna fuck the vampire even though I didn't even trigger her romance dialogue so I had my Human Paladin go for the next best option.
>>726456101>He doesn't love his wife KennyNgmi
>>726456101Can't share that.
>>726456095Weird. Usually they'd just called those chocolate bars or maple bars depending on the icing. If they were filled then it would've been the appropriate label.
>>726456074I choose to believe that he could predict, calculate, and repredict everything except Courtney's simple tomboy heart.
>>726455435That's what she says, and she's a master in saying things the recruit wants to hear
>>726451951People are stupid and leave out that it was in no way confirmed by that article, just that CR mentions that they would love someone to pick it up.
>>726456053See anon, >>726456095This is what I was thinking of, no filling at all.
I like HOES DEPRESSED.
>>726456541it's a good song, a drumline in a song is a favorite of mine
>>726454573Both
>>726456530Well you were ripped off.
>>726456172Jokes on you anon, I love Kenny too
>>726453718it was way better than it had any right to be
>>726456541It was a good use of getting the actual artist in the game too.
>>726455329Maybe Mechaman being in a coma was just a story the press was told while he was trying to figure out if he could get back to being a hero. Of all the plotholes, that's not nearly the biggest
>>726453925Prism lipstick marks...
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>>726457080THAT SHOULD BE ME
