>Sir, this is the Superhero Dispatch Network, we don’t deliver pizzas
>Angst kinohttps://x.com/NiahtiArt/status/1991728277086458223
>Jpg instead of the actual thing
Invisibitch could blow up all of Los Angeles and Invisisimps would forgive her.
>>726456152Robert would forgive her and give her another chance.
>>726456152I think she should win a medal if she blows up Los Angeles
Thoughts?
Robert and Mandy are normies in a world of supes
>>726456293best donut if done right. Worst if done wrong
I want Shart and Lae'zel in Dispatch.
>>726455970>NSFW invisigal art>cant even get hard, its too cute
>You think because you know how to build an Astral Pulse that makes you some sorta hero?>Fact check Eli, you're a fucking loser>You'll never be anything more than some nerd wannabe chasing in our shadows>Now get the fuck out of my sight
>>726456152same goes for Blonde Brazzers>>726456304id say she is way to much of a normie if you catch my drift
>IGFKY-BCQTD-6E?H4first letter of telltale tdw best character>N2W6M-HHPM?-P7RP8>how many children for BB?>N5FJJ-CG5D0-I8VM?>first letter of the emotion you feel for visi>?CW78-GKP4W-DJKZ8>First letter of Mechaman real name
>how many children for BB?>0 worked
>>726456650you've got them moving quick now damn
>>726456752never let them know your next move
>>726456650Fuck I regret claiming that last one, already had Vermintide 2 and it just upgraded me to the collectors edition, denied a Visibro a game
>Send Visi to the LARP dispatch as a joke>She actually becomes obsessed with larping
>>726456650Absolutely based anon
>>726456856hm I wonder if Visi would like D&D
>>726456856What does she actually say? I sent Prism
>>726456854Based Courtneychad, whats your class/character? I only play cata with Salt
>>726456743God I love these threads.
>>726456743
>>726456467>Visi gets Robert into playing Baldur’s Gate 3>She not so subtlety suggests that he should romance Lae’Zel
>>726456947A mercenary chad of courseKruber must secure a future with his tomboy elf gf
>>726457042nah actually visi strikes me as a shadowheart girl, I say this as a visi and laezel romancer
>>726457052>mercenaryA man of taste. I love mercenary. Honestly, all of krubers classes are fun, even if FK isn't as powerful charging just makes you feel so powerful
>>726456152Flambae blows up shit all the time and I forgave him.
If you actually loved Visi you wouldn't have to defend her by attacking Blazer. Her merits would be enough.
>>726457085I 100% think she would go for shadowheart, but im biased as a Courtneyfag and a shadow heartfag
>>726457126If you actually loved mandy you wouldn't have to defend her by flinging shit in a house of shit
>>726456650>how many children for BB?fucking asshole, lel>>726456856thought was Coupe was more into it
>it's okay that she yelled at me>it's okay that she lied to me>it's okay that she insulted me>it's okay that she spied on me>it's okay that she stole from me>it's okay that she slapped me>it's okay that she beat me until I bled>it's okay that she destroyed my treasured possessions>it's okay that she swallowed Toxic's cum>it's okay that she gave Thumbstick a stickjob>it's okay that she ruined my job by disobeying direct orders and got bystanders injured>it's okay that she sabotaged her coworkers and let Thundercuck get away>it's okay that she punched me in the stomach>it's okay that she assaulted my elderly disabled uncle>it's okay that she started a shouting match with my elderly disabled uncle by mocking his disability>it's okay that she got my elderly disabled uncle (almost) killed by disobeying direct orders at her job out of ego>it's okay that she only switched sides in the first place because her crime boss tried to scam her>it's okay that she didn't even bring me a housewarming gift when literally everyone else did>it's okay that she tried to murder me for money>it's okay that she was a mole for the villains the whole time>it's okay that she fed the villains all their information>it's okay that she tried to have me murdered for doubting her 5 minutes after she betrayed me>it's okay that she got some guy to piss on me>it's okay that she reverts to villainy on her 4th chance if I question her even once>it's okay that she punched me in the stomach againYOU ARE HERE>it's okay that she made me watch as killed my dog>it's okay that she stabbed me to death for the insurance money>it's okay that she slandered me after my death as a rapist>it's okay that she killed our kids in a murder-suicide
>>726457387Yeah
>>726457387Yeah. I think it is
>>726457387Robert Robertson III in shutter island, except it's a superhero asylum
>>726456650Fuck I missed these ;_;
>>726457387Ordinarily, I would respond with my own, but as you said earlier. I dont need to stoop to attacking mandy to defend Courtney so I will choose to walk the high road. Consider doing the same
>>726456304Robert isn't a normie, he's just like athlete who broke his leg on Olympic and now is trying to live somehow. Mandy is a shallow normalfag
>>726456152where's the bad part?
>>726457514i still have some left anon, we'll see when i give them out
why are black women so obsessed with Waterboy?
>>726457514Are you still here?
>>726457387You demonize her, she hit him only because she already planned a dinner where she gifts him his favorite stolen cake but he ruined the plan with criticism
>>726457660Yeah
Suppose its only fair I give back after claiming two of the Visi games5D?VK-DJAIQ-7VFVYFirst letter of the Hero thats heart was destroyed by Blazer
>>726457387>>726457596he is like 6'4, competent and can effortlessly make them wet
>>726457704it wasn't an M anon...
>>726457697I was gonna post a code but apparently I cant do it with steam inventory copies.
>>726457459Sonar's design would be absolutely horrifying with a realistic art style.
>>726457387Robert will fix her!
Dispatch dev post codes...I don't want to be just a Youtube watcher
>>726457704>>726456650based visichads
What does Waterboy have?
>>726457767>Mhenomaman
>>726456152you are damn right baby
>>726457830>0:09
Reminder that Prism’s holograms are canonically fuckable. Waterboy isn’t gonna be able to walk for weeks
>>726456152I dont give a fuck what hypothetical situation you put forward. The answer is yes I will forgive my loving wife
>>726457878malevola's already got dibs on waterboy. go sit in the cuck chair prism
>>726455940make a general already fucking nigger
>adhoc now giving away codesbaseddo it during the gay awards so no one else will be watching
>AdHoc says that when testers played the game, it was pretty 50/50 between Blazer and Visi>These were the testersReally makes one think
>I have cuck powers. My powers let me steal shit and watch you and Blazer fuck. Being a cuck is my fate.
>>726457975>POOjaryUhhh, Indiabros...?
>>726457975Blond blazer sisters???
>>726458007If you actually loved Mandy you wouldn't have to defend her by attacking Courtney. Her merits would be enough.
>>726456152Correct.
>>726458068I don't like Mandy I just hate Courtney.
I see we’re in uncomfy hours now
>>726458104Okay tranny
>>726457975This is a Pakistani name.
>>726457975LMAOOO
>>726457975The jokes write themselves
>>726456152A True Hero doesn’t need to be forgiven.
>>726457550bruh have you seen the average woman? mandy is a unicorn, meanwhile there is a septum ring BPD demon in every alley
>4chan and Reddit can’t handle a mentally well adjusted woman Color me surprised
>>726458007>Being a cuck is my fate.Fuck fate!
>>726458228>theres a courtney in every alleyplease god let this be true
They wanted to make courtney look like a bad person but instead they made he into a lovable dorky retard
My girlfriend had been sending me "Invisimech" smut from AO3 for three days now. I don't like it and I don't like these threads.
>>726455940We're ALL going to make it, brother.
>>726458306Give me your girlfriend so we can talk about Courtney
>>726458306Your girlfriend sounds based, and I hope she realizes she's out of your league.
>>726458306Your girlfriend is based and has good taste.
Man I hate the writing in this game sometimes>Firenigger tries to straight up murder you >You're supposed to think it's normal and ok>He punches you as a way of making up somehow>This is also ok??????The game is filled with stupid crap like thisWhy the fuck would BB even save you alone, what reason could there be for her to not call anyone when coming to get you
>play BG3 with my wife Courtney>she starts crying when I romance karlach and tells me im cheating on her
>You think Track Star can save you, Mecha Man?>Let's just say he's a little... busy at the moment...>Huh? No, he's fine, the babysitter cancelled last minute and we needed a replacement.
>>726458414It's just a bit of banter.
>>726458261Where'd you get that, Kung-fu Panda?
>>726458435>not letting her know its only so you can sacrifice her to Baal
>>726458306You honestly don’t deserve her
>>726458414>Can't handle the bantz
I am going to develop some mental illness obsessing over a fictional character this much.
>>726458441
BORN TO GET KEKEDFORCED TO GET BRED
>>726458513Honestly speaking, Invisigal's the closest thing to a waifu I've ever had. Not even Merula awakened something in me like that.
>>726458414>You're supposed to think it's normal and oktis but a flesh wound>>726458414>what reason could there be for her to not call anyone when coming to get youshe sort of realized shit like this cant wait a day or so after what happened to chaseI also love how BBfags gloze over her obvious stalker tendencies
>>726458438>Courtney, you know I love Chase, but I don’t want him saying “motherfucker” all the time around our kid. Babies pick up on that shit.
>>726458414The first part is just one of those things where it’s trying to ride a fine line between goofy comedy and semi serious capeshit. The second part I assume is because she needed to get there quick and reinforcements would be too slow to get there. I find it hard to believe the Z-Team at least wouldn’t drop everything if she asked. But again that’s capeshit, why aren’t Luke Cage and Iron Fist showing up to help Daredevil more? The plot said so that’s why.
>>726458486you mean BOOOAL?
>>726458523>Robert makes Courtney watch Lion King just to see her reaction to Mufasa’s death
rape status?
>>726458636No anon, i mean Baal, the lord of murder and your father I only play as dark urge and save alfira
>>726458541>Nothing I do will ever make up for what I've already done to you...>Visi, I want to marry you and have a child togetherHow would she respond?
>>726458523She’s such a fucking dork
I don’t think I’ve ever been so invested in the relationship between two fictional characters before
>>726458651>YOU DRIED
>>726458642>"they show this shit to kids?"
>>726458642
>>726458651very
>>726458642I bet Courtney cries at the beginning of Finding Nemo and Up.
>2nd playthrough>picking other choices>already about to crumble at not brofisting royd
Random barely relevant question, why is “Homeless in Heathrow” the party track for unlicensed music, when it’s a ten year old song by a Euro band and not actually an original track for the game?
>>726458709>Hero Visi route is kino>Villain Visi route is kinoTruly made for eachother
>>726458765Everyone cries at the start of Up
>>726458702https://youtu.be/6Joyj0dmkug?si=6Mu9asVbXnTaA8Fx
>>726458765shes just like me
>>726458786All the kino from villain Visi route exists purely in anons' headcanons so far.
>>726458709Same. I know its pretty cringe, but i just dont fucking care.I love Courtney so much bros
>>726458523I hope the game can pay for all these copyright violations
Shes french...
Frankly I just hope Dispatch wins Indie Debut of the year so Adhoc and Aaron or Laura can give a heartfelt speech about how a year ago at the awards it looked like the game was doomed and now a year later its a gigantic success Itd be a kino capstone to all this
so what did you pick, I picked fear and I still think it's the best one to get through to them
>>726458909Agreed. They're all a bunch of little shits. There's no potential in any of them until Robert beats it into them.
>>726458901Vietnam, Cambodia, and Laos are all SEA countries that used to be run by france...
>>726458765Dude, there’s lovingly bullying your girlfriend and then there’s actually being cruel. Letting Courtney watch Up is actually being cruel.
>>726458902>radio at 7.6M on spotifyIts amazing how much of an impact this has truly had
>>726458902E33 will take it. Yes it’s indie
>>726458901>unisexoh no
>>726458901So that’s why she’s so horny
>>726458949>beginning of up with the straight laced kid and the tomboy girl falling in love and then her eventual deathCourtney is not surviving it
So, is there any evidence to "Visi purposely set up the movie date at the same time as Mandy's date" theory?
>>726458949I am going to force Courtney to watch Iron Giant. It's a movie designed to break her.SUPERMAN.
>>726458738
>>726458909i picked potential. its what would've gotten through to me
>>726459003I'd say absolutely not, she didn't even expect Robert to call her while she was at the movies
>>726459003No. She had no idea Robert would be watching her.
>>726458973I actually think Dispatch will get itRecency bias and it being its only category puts all the focus on it Even the E33 devs are simping for Dispatch
>>726458909I picked potential because I picked every single corny hero line I could. I liked the idea of being completely sincere with them no matter how much they hate it. Plus Robert sprinkles in enough of the shit talking on his own that it still has a little edge.
>>726459003Theaters have a set schedule.
>>726459009>I’ll never be half the hero he was, will I?
>>726459003She says "have fun" if you turn her down so she knows you're going somewhere
>>726458909I think potential is the best
>>726458990I have some bad news for you
>>726458771He's too pure not to brofist.
>>726459056do you happen to be a super vi->>726459079what's this?>Even the E33 devs are simping for Dispatch>oh yeah we also like fomo so please associate fomo with our game!
>>726459129I tell people to have fun when to go to the bathroom. I dont really think that's enough
>>726459014>what the fuck?I like when Mandy gets angry, it's cute.
>>726458909Potential, it's what a white boy would say
>>726458909Fear. I really like the line.>You're afraid you're gonna fuck it up again, like the last time somebody gave you a shot. And the time before that, and the time before that. You're afraid of letting people down again, you're afraid of letting yourself down. If you want this time to be different from those other times, I'm here to help.Potential is a bit cliche for my taste.
>>726458901>>726459140>Courtney and Mandy are both names that could be added to the Robert naming curse for either gender
>>726456152You say that like it's a bad thing.
>>726459140>MANdyblazertroons.......
>>726459175https://files.catbox.moe/ptajg2.mp4The director told people to play Dispatch at the Golden Joystick awards yesterday
https://youtu.be/9yjAFMNkCDo?si=GZVI8ylTWR_Yefsz
>>726459219This guesses a lot, you don't know where they come from or what their situation is
>>726458909Picked fear and like it but potential fucking hits hard>It's a curse, there isn't a thing more wasted in the universe than potential>and despite how common it is no one seems to forget; it's what they whisper when you leave the room>"Oh, so and so had so much potential" It follows you forever
>>726459262>entire z team on the left side of the aisle and the members of the brave brigade that knew Robert as a kid on the right
>>726459258It's crazy that you watched this entire thing in hopes of seeing half life 3
I'm such a fucking sucker for a scheming genius villain, whose plans are calculated, measured, and planned, falling victim to that one unpredictable immeasurable factor: love.
>>726459341>it's a robert cries at the end of hercules with his sacrifice episode>thinking of Visi
>>726459341>proceeds to ruin his character by sucking BB off for no reason>she wasn't even a former teammate of his, he's just a simp
Do you guys think Season 2 will live up to Season 1?
>>726459258yes I know but it felt incredibly hamfisted>>726459286Im a /dbs/pic and this is deep
>>726459219>>726458909Theres something endearing about Robert giving this really corny speeches and meaning every single word
>>726459341It's a shame that Shroud is maybe half of those things.
>>726459375I gotta be honest. Season 1 wasn't that great. It reminds me of Ace Combat 7. There's a good game under there somewhere, but its troubled production shows.Season 2 could be where they take all the lessons learned and make something great. Good story, good gameplay. Or it could be where it all falls apart because none of your decisions matter.
>>726459402Fair. In summary, he is just running Grok in his head.
>An entire season with the quality of episodes 5 and 6Imagine it
How'd you guys react if season 2 had shroud as the main character
>>726459341>>726459370https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDwtYf1T5sIfuck it really is isn't it
>>726459516Thatd be pretty awkward when 33% of players killed him
I don't see Robert crying at anything until he sees a happy family.
>>726459536It'll be a clone with false memories
>>726459516Shroud’s main gimmick is he can skip straight to the player choice stats before making a decision
>>726459371"Did you just... Disrespect a women?"Lmao
>>726459559Did you miss episode 7?
>>726459536and another 30% watched Visi kill him
>>726456293Love them from my mouth to my butt.
>>726459596I'm talking about movies.
>>726459375maybe they'll have the whole story planned out this time so the timeline isn't in a weird crunch
OKAY MOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHM
>>726459375Honestly, I think it will.
>>726459536It was a prism clone, she's the real villain all along. Her ass contains all her evil
Do you think Prism uses her duplicates so she can use the carpool lane?
>>726459623
>>726459623Yeah that line delivery was one of the worst in the gameGlad I cut Sonar for my main save
>>726459623so she is like those girls that pretend to be shy but hide their real, annoying selves right?or she wasnt like that in the comic either? because the coupe from chapter 1, the one from chapter 7 & 8 and the one with see at SDN fell like 3 different characters
>>726459536Fuck bros, why is she so adorable
>>726459690>Coupe, you just posted cringe. Get the fuck out.
>>726459397>tfw Robert can’t remember any of his speech but remembered everything Visi said and how it made him feelRobert is such a kind guy.
Do you think Courtney goes invisible while she drives so she can laugh at everyone who sees a car driving itself?
>>726459746kek
>>726459720Invisigal and blowing up mechs, name a more iconic duo
>Didn’t you know Invisibitch was working for me this whole time, Robert?>That’s why I was willing to let her suffocate to death after securing the pulse
>>726459375only if we get to fuck coupe
>>726459793she's a 27 year old girlfailure, she probably doesn't have a license
>>726459720The hero landing and pose she pulled off after that was top notch.
>>726459837Courtney Robertson and her husband, Robert Robertson
>>726459843>And then when she stole the Astral Pulse that I spent the entire game trying to get?>All part of the plan Robert!
>>726459837Blowing Robert.
>>726459843>there's about a 38% chance people will notice my plotholes Robert, but it's a risk I have to take
>>726459843>The window on the front of my mech? That was installed for the sole purpose of being blown up by her.>In fact, she's standing right next to me now, invisible, glaring at me, and holding a knife. All part of my plan as well.
>>726459857>teaching Courtney how to drive>teaching Courtney how to swim>teaching Courtney how to cook
>>726459857You can see her in her car as Mecha Man explodes>Couldn't bear to see the detonationBrutal
>>726459896>I TOLD her to put that bomb on my suit and I TOLD her to flip me off Robert, It was all me, Robert!!
>>726459876They look so good together.I really like Courtney's outfit in Episode 8.
>>726459876>The Iron Giant (1999)
>>726459943>*her* carlol
>>726459929I do honestly hope they figure out some reasonable ass-pull explanation for this.
>Naming your fourth child after 'Auntie' Mandy, Robert? All part of my plan.
>>726459981You can tell it’s hers because she’s got a thing set up to where she can text and drive
Just finished this game, I rate it a 7.5 out of 10. The millennial humor and excessive profanity and sexual content reminded me of a Seth Rogen movie and dragged it down a little. Also the millennial morality was jarring at times
>Of course I knew that you'd have 15 children Robert, It was all according to my plan! Now you don't have the time to be Mechaman!
Play E33. It's GOTY. Dispatch got snubbed hard.
>>726459981Galen bros...>>726459985they aren't addressing ANYTHING the game is done
>>726460037jej
726460049frogslop avatar ban
>Gives your game 70% of its soulThank them
>>726455940Invisigal groomed that poor man into liking herhttps://litter.catbox.moe/ao2u0m8tistuxgjn.jpeg
>mfw
>>726460090You really think they won't keep this going after S1 was so well recieved?
Would Courtney be a good Green Lantern?
>place a bomb on Mecha Man>despite the massive risk of losing or destroying the pulseGreat plan there, Shroud.
>>726460138If Guy Gardner can do it she could pull it offAfter Robert correction of course
>>726459943As if that really happened.
>>726459943For some reason I never paid attention to this until now
>>726459876More like Courtney Robertswife
>>726460110Thank you Based Thai animatorsThank you to Laura Bailey, the goddessThank you to Aaron paul, the goat who convinced them to turn down the comedyThank you Bershy, for providing the literal best possible song they could have chosenThank you /v/ for being here to shitpost with!
>>726460181Huh?
>>726460138Maybe at the end of her journey but at the start no.
>>726460138They let an agoraphobic mental case be one, why not?
>>726460135they will just dont expect them to fix the plotholes
>>726460138fuck no
>>726460119>"ROBERT DON'T WEAR THE CONDOM, I'VE PREDICTED THAT VISI IS OVULATING RIGHT NOW"
>>726460110the facial animation team did a real good job
>>726460138requires willpower, I think she'd actually be pretty bad at it
>>726460181
>>726460138Green requires a lot of will and she's full of self-doubt. She could probably join that all girl one, the purple one?
what if shroud gave visi a way out at the end instead of her working for him the entire time?
>>726460110>all that extra animation for Courtney's expressionsThank you!
>>726460181>it's mechover
>>726460138She would end as a fantastic Blue Lantern
>>726460197Bershy really did come out and heal the wounds caused by I Really Wanna Stay at Your House. Made tons of anons hope again.
>>726460138She would be in the Star Sapphire Corps
>>726460261The love lantern corp are all insane.
hey does anyone know what the least picked donut is rn?
>>726460317I think it's glazed but it might have changed
>>726460317they're all at like 33%, just reload the scene
>>726460071Robert is a grower, not a shower
>>726460286We're gunna make it, anons
>>726460138She should get the Power Ring like Jessica.
>>726460285What's their whole deal in terms of the color spectrum. I know green represents willpower.
>>726460368kind of sad you can't have both waterboy and pman at the party, i like both of them
>>726460365What makes you think the tent isn't pitched?
>>726459843>You fool, Robert! >Did you really think Invisibitch stabbed me out of love for YOU?>Those were my orders, Robert.>It was all a part of my plan, Robert.>Now that there's a 98% chance of me burning in Hell forever, you will never be able to bring me to justice!>Watch me escape from your reach forever, as I'm bleeding out on the ground! >I am dying, making me the victor!
Courtney and Robert really like putting fingers in their mouths
what the fuck
>>726460138She'd be a Red Lantern
>>726460468delete this
>>726460386Hope
>>726460386Green-WillpowerRed-RageOrange-GreedBlue-HopeIndigo-CompassionViolet-LoveYellow-FearBlack-DeathWhite-Life
>>726460438>Shroud finally died>Opens his eyes>At the pearly gates
>you're cute
>>726460468Why did she do it?
>>726460468Goddess
>>726460379what's that?
>>726460535She’s just wired that way.
>stays autistically silent during an entire date
are people really having trouble with redeeming Invisigal?I just constantly picked the corniest most superman-like options possible and she took a bullet for me, kissed me on the stretcher and I got the true hero ending, no idea what people found hard about it
>>726460529>the best girl will only be romanceable in the sequelAll according to keikaku.
>>726460429I love how pman hugs both BB and RR at the party, even on BB route. Dude's healing and I look forward to seeing where he is mentally in the season 2.
>>726460613She was too busy trying to keep her spaghetti in
>>726460617Simple, pure, and honest, like classic heroes. I like it.
>>726456152Forgive her? I'd call her based. Fuck Los Angeles.
>>726460613>those eyesI CANT
>>726460725"fuck, I love him"
>>726460613>Oh wait, hes actually here>What the fuck do I say?>*2 hours later in silence*>Fuck now I look like an autist
>>726460560Evil GL from earth 3.
>>726460650She's possessive btw
>>726456915
>>726460818
Woke game that flopped
>>726460818>Coupe wants to play a traitor to the darkness, on the side of light>Invisigal wants the opposite
>>726460818got a heal for me boss?
>>726460529meh it doesnt fit her>>726460650>voiced by alanah pearce>in an open relationship with moist ratg13>best anything
>>726460854
>>726460617That’s why they think it’s hard. You have to try and be a good person the entire time, even when it’s hard.
>>726460905>we interrupt your smash studio-saving hit with pozzed Critical Role dogshitthey'd have to be fucking stupid to do this
>>726460650That's not Coupe.
>>726460875golem's my best boy. anytime he's injured that band-aid is headed straight his way.
Does anybody have a guide on what the perfect heroes are to dispatch? I want to see all the special events.
>>726456152well yeah, fuck LA
>>726460940a deal is a deal and the mokey paw has already curled
>>726460875You will wait for Malevola and you will like it.
>>726460940It's part of the contract. Dispatch wouldn't have been a thing if it weren't for Laura Bailey and Critical Role saving AdHoc.
>>726460940They can always hire a B-team for CR shit
>>726460650I unironically wanna date her
>>726460818Villain visi is canon...
>>726460617most people bitching about anything invisigal are low-t redditors who get triggered by having to shoot Visi down in the locker room because ohhhnooooo an attractive girl expressing her attraction for me it's raaaape
>>726460905>Expedition 33 has sold 5 million copies since April2 million for a Telltale game in a month is nuts
>>726460448Let's just ignore the clearly bloody wound on the mask
>>726461020Trad wife material if we’re being honest.
>>726461068I will say comparing it to old telltale games isn't quite as fair as they had the shitty launch schedule of monthly episodes and not weekly
>>726461068>loved both e33 and dispatchim sorry hitler
>>726461069it's not his blood
>>726461068>>726460059BASED
>>726461108they could do one (1) episode of Dispatch every month right now and everyone would be fucking going on apeshit with hype getting ready for it. they've never had a game this popular.
>>726461020>Extremely LoyalQuits half of the shift if you cut Sonar.
>>726461191>episode every monthsounds like a great way for the quality to crash out
>>726461057I kissed the brown tomboy even harder it's what Superman would have done
>>726458254I question the both the mental and life stability of a woman who wants to sit on a couch and watch reality TV, even as a maker for desired normality.
>>726461219shes loyal to sonar, not you
Will SDN use Shroud's mask to upgrade their dispatching analysis software?
I fucking hate Malevola. Bitch made me fail a call because I cut her youtuber friend. Fucking youtubers.
>>726461272It's fine, she gets over it after that shift.
>>726458254>4chan and reddit would rather their romance stories actually be interesting instead of boringColor me surprised
>>726461230Psuedo-anime western goyslop capeshit etc. That's not Superman.
FUCK Invisigal. FUCK HER
>>726461230this show was super fucking cute at firstshame it got all pozzed up after 3 or 4 episodes
>>726458545Still love Merula myself, but it helps that Courtney is voiced and feels more alive. Doesn't happen to me much either, but they hit hard when they do.
>>726461351Yes, I will.
>>726461286How are they gonna do that when Visi has it?
>tfw preordered an SDN mug off their merch page since my work mug broke recently
>>726458545Midna is still my first and only but Invisigal shot right through the rankings near the top
>>726461351You're goddamn right. Robert's going to put Robert Robertson IV in her womb.
>>726461362>shame it got all pozzed up after 3 or 4 episodeswdym? thought sups was gay there (or at least acted like one) so I didnt even bother with it>>726461394>eyes tilting downwardsone fucking job
We need art of pregnant invisigal being responsible and angrily holding a lolipop instead of a cigarette.
>>726461387What's going on with Merula now? Last I've heard, she's ugly now, and is working as a tavern wench. Is she even still a major character?
>>726461351>Robert please...
>>726461403
>>726461519Do NOT post the second part, motherfucker
>>726461519don't do it
well this isn't something i expected to see
>>726460448During the finale you see him attacked by goons
>>726461230have the Jews secretly been cultivating a race of caramel brown tomboys built for BWC this whole time?
What did she mean by this?https://youtu.be/XzPlowZhpFk?si=Rzm-SNgJRA3qZdKt
>>726461519Why doesn't Robert go on movie dates with Invisibitch anymore? Seems pretty evil, to make her suffer like that just because she's on the other sports team. I've thought Robert is supposed to be good.
>>726461519
>>726461351Okay Robert! Only if you insist!
>>726461645that's all her dispatchable voice lines if she could get hurt and using the supplies on her
>>726461351we know, Robert's villainous mom.
>>726461705alright that's pretty good
I thought goonshit was bad?
>>726461641Did they SA him?
>>726461482Hell if I know. I didn't hate her post-graduation look since it's very 80s/90s punk, but that seems to be a minority opinion. Never played it legitimately and when the hacked apk didn't update for months I didn't ever make my way back.
>>726461705wow, what a bitch!
>>726455940Robert literally got me my first serious mommy milkers gfFinished the game for the first time just before our first date Thanks dispatch thanks Bob thanks adhoc
>>726459707CLASSIC Prism reaction classic
>>726456293That's just an eclair
>>726457784Which of Sonar’s parents was human and which was the bat? This is important
>>726457387Once I got a Mandy bb gf irl I stopped caring about invisible biatch
>>726461796>invisibitch canonically cucks you with the midgetKEK!
>>726461951my guess for how he got his "powers" one of the silicon valley types he ripped off got revenge on him...or else he was just born like that
>>726461563Kino. I ship it.
>>726460905WE AIN'T LEAVING
>>726461984I heard he was part of that whole Harvard thing
>>726456856Kek, what a dork.
>>726460818Bullshit.>>726461035Shill
What kind of girls are Robert into?
>>726462375Girls with Wabi-Sabi
I'd love more minigames in the next season. And more nipples.
>>726462375Girls that need saving, clearlyHe is a hero after all
>>726457879Fucking based and hopecore.
Wait, this nigga was chase?
>>726462583Yes you racist motherfucker
>>726462418>Its celebrating the beauty in whats flawed>Sometimes its the small imperfections that make you love something even more
>>726458414>basing your experience with the game on real life shit>using logicYou're special ed aren't you?
>>726462375We must be better editors.
>>726460448He threw down.>Broken mug still grasped in his hand>Splattered with other peoples' blood>Completely calmMr. Whiskey is a bad motherfucker.>I'm here to kick ass and make coffee.>And the break room's coffee machine is broken.>Nyan~
>>726462418I love how much that has already impacted my vision of this game
Visi would RUIN you
>>726462715i wish
>>726462715Cant get any more ruined, so the only place we can go is up
>>726462715Nah, they fix each other
>>726462375stalkers apparently
I tell you h’whathttps://x.com/natour2135/status/1991447105672736813?s=46
>>726462715>That's the plan
>>726462680Huh
>>726462715I know.
>BB says she never stopped believing in Visi during ending scene>was wanting to cut her earlierhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/ciG0FvIUxKM
>>726462668I'm trying to do it better right now. It's been a long time since I was actually inspired to fuck around like this DESU, It might take me a minute.
>>726462824see >>726462797
>>726462903Typical good boss bullshit, she should go in politics
>>726462715Two negatives make a positive, retard
>>726458771Anyone have the edit that says castrate him?
>>726462903i thought she says something like "i hope the fact that i've defended you every other time means you can forgive me for not doing it this one time"
>>726462903she said "I hope that I always rooted for you makes up for every doubting you" she wants the best for visi but for a moment her belief in her was shakenyou can root for someone without having the faith that they can pull it off
>>726462903Almost as if she's a psycho who manipulates everyone around her non-stop
>>726462903she just wanted to "shake things up" a bit ;>>>726463002this. Erin Yvette played both Snow White and Ayre, massive turbo cunt manipulators so you should have expected that
https://youtu.be/l_b_X6n__pY?si=ygAcaors3TPFs_OD
>>726463084wait she played my wife Ayre?maybe BB isn't so bad after all
thats an easy choice
>>726462437For me it's big lactating 40h cups
>>726458789This.>>726458909Yep that's the best one.>>726459205Bullshit. You have to be tough on them. The potential thing is implied in all of them, but they need to be called out for their bullshit as well. Idiot.
>>726463173thanks doc
Why doesn't Blonde Blazer resolve the conflict in Ukraine, the Gaza War and the Sudanese civil war?
>>726463084>Cut the Z-Teamer, Robert!>Burn the tree, Bigby!She can't keep getting away with it
Some anon really liked my rat and keeps reposting him and I just want to say thank you it made me feel happy
>>726463205She's a corporate hero. She will only do good within her jurisdiciton.
>>726463205In this setting Phenomaman already wiped out Russia and Israel
https://youtu.be/IUHCMSfda2MThe song that killed BBcoin forever
>>726463207>Burn the Coral, 621!wait no that was Walter, uh>>726463235people keep bitching about her stats but in the video Pman is watching she is the one kicking ass
https://youtu.be/OjCz5s2LFUo?si=aFrLN1azNlWCWzfm
>90% of the "MECHAMAN" tag on twitter is Robert x Waterboyhmmmm...not unsurprising but still surprising all the same
Why is every criticism against Blazer so unhinged?Do only schizos dislike her?
>>726463354Mogs courtshitneyhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uuw2Wr02hiU
>>726463515tell that to his face>>726463495we avoid the /vg/ thread because it's been filed with fujo gay art from day 1 so go figure
Okay anons, I made a second attempt, It went much better I think
>>726463638>postit note still shitFuck
>>726463464if Prism was an option I would have this kind of big black booty is simply made for BWC
>>726461404At least you actually needed a mug. Normally I'm against buying merch.
>>726460656FUCK
>>726463591I love Mandy's "what the fuck".
Does Visi always go evil if you cut her?
>>726463958No, but it helps
>>726463958not if you've sent her on a LOT of missions and do all the other stuff to support her or romance her
>>726462993This is wrong. This is when she finally grew a heart.
>>726464054https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGSs33DQ1F0
>>726456152>My wife blows up an absolute shithole and I'm meant to be mad about it
We must be mecha men
>>726463958No but if you don't romance her you literally have to babby her in-game to compensate for not romancing her.If you work with the rest of the Z-team and romance Blonde Blazer there's an extremely high chance she goes evil.
>>726463993>>726464001Okay I'm gonna do a hard mode run of romancing Blazer and cut Visi while she still becomes a hero at the end. I want to be at the edge with Visi, where she decides to make the right decision rather than make it because she loves Robert.
Reminder if you haven't started working out, you're unworthy of Courtney
Does anyone want the template?
>nobody has posted the TRUE best songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ubsKm6_Qac
>>726460617Nihilistic morally befuddled Redditors don't like putting where their money where their mouth is when it comes to actually being a good person, I see it all the time IRL. The kind of person who's supposedly all about prison reform and abolishing the police but then hopes criminals get raped to death while locked up.
>>726463591>filed with fujo gay art from day 1 so go figureWhy don't you post some Visi art to compensate? There's more of you than fujos.
>>726464406Fujos are like cockroaches, there are always more.
>>726460617I suck at the dispatch missions and failed the final one to save LA so despite me picking all the simp shit she turned evil.
>>726462715God I fucking wish
>>726464406the gay shit will still be there regardless. sorry not sorry anon-ette
>>726464510>>726464441Sounds like an excuse but ok.
>>726463495Shitter is even worse then plebbitHaven't been on dicksword for a long time but imagine it's the worst
>>726464590the invisimech tag is comfy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY-sw6_XB4Yi cant stop listening to the ost might just be the best ost this decade
I think this game's prove that this generation's writers are only held back by le ironic postmodern writing, as correctly predicted by Davis Foster Wallace
>>726464847It's really good. I like the Dispatch session soundtracks.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FMzj9XoNu8Intergalactic Convertible
>>726464972Irony and postmodernism are poisons. Irony seeks to tear down values and postmodernism holds that there are no truths. You can't build a story or either, much less a civilization.
>>726464972True, even the most shitty Critical Role feeling parts of the writing are more palatable thanks to just how sincere things are when they need to be. At worst those moments feel more like moments you'd have between coworkers but the game still feels like a genuine story about superheroes.
>>726464257sure
>>726465070I just posted the wrong one because I didn't save itHere's the final rendition
>>726465132wheres the one with the invisigal note
>>726465132>also didn't saveI might be retarded
>>726465013whole season has kino soundtracks, hope s2 and 3+ have the same
Reminder that Malevola doesn't celebrate "Christmas", she celebrates Sciencemas.
They're ironically being unironic
>>726465242That's a thing, and it's called post-irony. This ain't it, this is New Sincerity.
>>726465185>jpganon...
>>726465198actually "office Christmas party" might be a fun mini epilogue episode for them to release, or even just make a fuckin comic with shitty art
>>726465295>How the Invisibitch Stole the Non-Denominational Office Holiday Party and Subsequently Returned It
>>726465294Your right, sorry anon. I haven't touched any of this shit in years
>>726465197>hope s2 and 3+ have the sameShouldn't be hard unless they don't let Andrew Arcadi be in charge of the music.
>>726464406Fujos are insanely productive
>>726465337>appearing at random by Robert with mistletoe
>you can only get the Blazer ending if you stay faithful to her What did they mean by this?
>>726465417>you get the blazer ending by default, which defaults to the funny choicesWhat did they mean by this?
>>726465389>Andrew Arcadiholy shit this is his first soundtrack? absolutely outstanding has he done anything else?! havent been able to stop listening to it for 2wks
>>726458523That's not even from TLK, it's from fucking Terminator.
>>726465349>didnt delete the screenbwo...
>>726465643Alright, Ilm done trying. I suck anon, sorry
>>726465771Don't be sorry, you did your best.
>>726465771its alright anon you tried
>>726457975one of the lead developers is an indian so it's not surprising
>>726465843>>726465859thank you
>>726458306Sell us your girlfriend
Titsex with Vitalia
>>726466028imagine robert rizzing up some super hero gilf in season 2
>>726466168Pffffft
>>726466168
>ITS A BIG DIFFERENCE!
