Post Game fuel for your Friday night Anon
>>726488927god I wish I didn't care about my health to eat this type of shit too
>>726489281once a week is fine bro
>>726488927I can't stand getting pizza chain pizza, all the prices are raised and the coupons suck
>>726489463Nobody cares retard
>>726489463>make pizza prices absurdly high to the point that going to an actual sit down restaurant is a better deal>then advertise limited time offers that set the price to a more normal level for pizzaI don't get it, no other food place does this, so why the fuck does pizza get away with it?
>>726489618Idk but it sucks. Insanely cheaper to learn to make your own, what sucks is the mess.
>>726489281Friday is Pizza Day in my religion.
>>726488927>boxed up amerislophow fat?
>>726490002>Insanely cheaper to learn to make your ownit doesnt taste the same
>>726490283Sorry, buddy, this isn’t a third worlder website. Try reddit or ChingChongBook, whatever the fuck they use over there.
>>726489360>>726490230Ngmi
Post your favorite pizza brandPapa John's reporting in
>>726490376muttland is third world though
>>726488927primerib with some sweet potato fries and green beans
>>726488927>>726490610haven't eaten a pizza in months. stop making me salivate.
>>726490610>pizza>brandgood pizza doesn't have a brand
>>726490672
Had a sausage biscuit and a moon pie with coffee
>>726490873I fucking love chinese noodle
>>726490962what's there to be jealous about?
>>726490672What does that make your shithole then? Fifth world?
>>726488927You're tempting me to get Jet's during a cut and I don't appreciate it.
>>726489281It gets easier to break your diet when you start believing that you won't survive past this or the next decade, once governments start nuking each other.
No, during my life i have always ate pizza on saturday, and i will continue doing so until i die.
>little caesars 'za>why yes, of course it's a Hawaiian 'za
Just had some KFC now I feel greasy :(
Ground beef with left over Mariana sauce on left over rice/quinoa/beans with some cheese. Bam. Cheeseburger rice.
>>726488927I wish this sugar water wasn't so goddamn expensive, but I guess they're getting paid either way, thanks to EBT.
Probably going to have some pizza myself from the small shop at my job site since I gotta go in early today for my overnight>>726491373That's some tasty sounding slop.
>>726491331Who put Pinnaple on Lasagna?
>>726488927chain pizza is so expensive that it's literally better to invest into something like ooni and learn to make pizza
>>726491531great men
>>726488927Tummy acheWhite rice and chicken time, recommend me some boss rush gamesAlready played furi, sifu and sekiro, katana zeroAny similars?
>>726491623Not against it, just first time I hear of it.
>>726491331I fuckin love pineapple on pizza.
>>726490610>pizza>brandSmall pizzerias always outdo big corposAnd cheaper too
>>726491538The problem with that is that you have to let pizza dough proof like overnight, so you'd always have to plan the day ahead. I'd can't be arsed to do that, part of the reasons I get pizza is being too burnt out from work to cook healthy/properly.
>>726490962our main cultural export is mental illness. i wouldn't be jealous of us either
>>726491779Pizza? 'za refer to Lasagna. la-ZA-gna. Pi-ZUH.
>>726488927I need some fucking goyslop man
>>726492191Nobody says this
>>726492609https://youtu.be/qkP2F7kWn7A?t=30
>>726489281Only weaklings have to care about their health.
>>726489281pizza is healthy though, it has all the essential food groups
>>726493417It got electrolytes
>>726493204>black oliveseh... green is where it's at.
>healthy>delicious>clean>easy to eat and play
>>726490596>t. eats onions food and shares his gym shower with the boys
>>726489281>>726489360I've lost a shit ton of weight over the past 6 months, just keep a vague idea of how many calories you're putting in your body and eat primarily shit like salad and you'll be fine to have some pizza or other shit every once in a while. Just avoid huge portions or falling into the trap of buying a whole ass pizza.
>>726493852Sushi is just a fish burrito
>>726493957Time restricted eating is also a good way to keep things limited.
>>726491373put that shit on a hoagie with some cheese and make a meatslop sub
>>726489281>at least... *cough*... at least I cared about... my..... health...... BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
>>726490873Is that squid in there? I love squid
>>726494086Being fat and metabolically fucked will make your death early and life painful.
>>726489360poser, true gamers eat meals like that at least three times per week
>>726492683god snl sucks
>>726494086>he does not inject salmon sperm in his face
>>726494208no point in being normal weight since it doesn't anymore 100% guarantee getting laid
>>726493989burritos are extremely messy
>>726488927>brought home a personal pizza>eat half and save the rest>start playing kirby riders and my dad knocks on my door>hey anon can i have some pizza>no>dad stands in the doorway for a second looking angry>closes doorstay the fuck out of my pizza
>>726494208I feel bad for people who get fed slop as a kid and wind up obese for life. I know my metabolism will slow down and I'll get fat when I'm middle-aged, but the damage being fat from a young age does is fucking brutal. It really needs to be considered child abuse.
>>726494420Give pizza to your dad anon
>>726494493Yep, that destroyed all my chances for a good life. No teen love, no career, no friends, no savings, nothing. Parents must do anything and everything to avoid their kid getting fat. Obesity destroys your life for all eternity.
>>726494420You should bring home a whole second pizza and give it to him. Imagine how surprised he'll be.
>>726494420based gatekeeper
>>726493852Buying discount sushi at Albertsons is how I spice up my night. Am I going to die from food poisoning? Who knows!
>>726488927Bufalina is superior
>>726493989This is just a plebbit joke
>>726494493I was that fat kid and it is absolutely abuse. In my case it was bundled with all kinds of other forms of neglect that I've been having to pay to fix later. Sure am glad my parents gave me soda instead of water as a kid. The lifetime of dental visits have been fun and haven't crippled my budget whatsoever.
>>726493852sushi has a ton of calories if you're not careful, it's fatty fish and rice
>>726494793that looks disgusting
>>726494793I see leaves on there. Pass.
>>726494804>tube of rice and meat >not a burrito
>>726494897Bufalina is really good. Trust me.
>>726489281Just eat it every once in a while, 1-2 times a month its fine.
>>726494891>it's fatty fish and riceENTER
I'm waiting for my italian furnace. It's powerful enough to make pizza like Catholic God said. 500ºC.
>>726491138sorry but I live in the first world
>>726495068>263 g sugarJesus christ. This is insane.
>>726495346post your actual country so we can laugh at you.
>>726495437-that- is the insane part for you?
>>726494420I hope your pizza rots you asshole. Give the man a slice.
>>726495068>red-tailed hawk scream
>>726495532the king of the sea
>>726495532It just mean it use some part of seashells of whatever. some enzymes can give you an allergic reaction
>>726489281I have a 6pack and I eat this shit once a week or so.
>>726495443why would I do that?
I was planning on cooking today but after seeing this thread I will order pizza.This is your fault
>>726495715your trying to act superior from your mud hut, if you actually are anything better than that prove it.
>>726495545Why would anyone even get the big ones? Its nasty to drink that much soda, especially from huge containers it gets even more disgusting. I prefer the 15 ounce (500 ml) cups in Europe. You can drink more than one but it doesnt feel so nasty.
>>726493852Salmon costs quite a bit of money, at least where I live
>>726490962Test
>>726494793Why huge chunks of tomatoes?
>>726495813gimmick sizes, it is not remotely normal and is expected to be bought and carried to an event and drink it over the course of a day or two.
>>726489360>>726489281i need rational arguments for why you can't eat this everyday if you adapt the rest of your calorie intake for the day
>>726491812Then how come the bigger chains are much more popular?
>>726488927mtn dew shrinks your balls
I have severe stomac acid (every day it's painful right after eating anything, even healthy food) and yet I can't stop being a piece of shit pig that swallows monster and eats slopThis is a subtle reference to my restraint in other areas such as gooning, which is likewise nonexistent, or my inability to sit down and get anything doneI am a being that barely survives on cheap dopamine, I don't know how I even keep going honestly.Anyway good friday night
>>726496165is there no medication for your condition?
>>726496165do you consume stuff with red food coloring in it? it can cause it super bad, especially when combined with carbonated drinks.
>>726496165Ask Jesus for help, genuinely accept him into your heart, genuinely ask for help quitting your addictions. And he will help. It takes time, but he will give you the will and ability to quit which you’ve wondered your whole life why you lacked. He will give it to you. Good luck anon
>>726495813Americans offer giant size for like 50 cent more.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ish8NBunrQU
>>726493729Kill yourself
This is where it's at
>>726496165>I can't stop being a piece of shit pig that swallows monster and eats slopYes you can. You just won't. Just admit you don't want to be better and you'll be happier
>>726495813Truckers.
>>726489281Calorie counters are the most gay men on the planet. Faggots to the max.
>>726490610round table pizza
>>726496165No soda + some probiotic fixed it for me.
>>726488927I wanna try that drink flavor but I don't want to go to little c's>>726496108>mtn dew shrinks your ballsLiterally every kid in the 90's said this, where the fuck did that even come from that it was so widespread back then.
>>726495813That seem like a fairly normal amount of soda for the average person.
>>726491331Nigger you put pineapple on your pizza you get kicked out of my house.
>>726489610>leave the billion dollar goyslop corporation alone!Kill yourself but stream it like McNutt so I can laugh.
>>726493957I had a 16 in pizza with 3 kinds of meat with a side of hot honey yesterdayI don't get pizza constantly, maybe less than once every 1-2 weeks, but god it is fucking glorious and i absolutely ate it all in one sitting. the only reason i had to be thin was to be a gay twink for people but now im 29 my complexion is a little different. so i don't care about having a pouch maintaining abs is miserable
I should eat more salads. How do you make them so they're tasty without adding a bunch of processed junk?
>>726496727Are you Italian?
>>726494938>he thinks maki is the only type of sushi
>>726496524I don't think I've had those, but other pizza flavored chips I've had in the past have all been disappointing.
>>726496793shredded cheese salt and peppermaybe some bacon bits
>>726496793Make your own dressing. I like to use greek yogurt as a base.
>>726490610They're all pretty shit and overpriced and delivery is absurdly expensive these days. I've taken to just buying frozen pizza and zhuzhing it up myself. Better than anything John or Caesar can make and way faster too.
>>726496519No, I don't think I will. Green olives have flavor. Black are just flavorless lumps. You may as well put mushrooms on it.
>>726489281you can you just have to put in a bit of effort. Eat well and exercise daily during the week. Then you can eat a meal or two like this on the weekend. But just be smart, get a small or medium pizza not a large one. Get a zero calorie drink not a sugar one. Or like if you're at a restaurant and get a burger, skip the fries, when you do stuff like that you won't have excess calories
>>726497069damn I haven't used pepper in years. Don't know why but I went from cooking almost every day to just eating sandwiches and pizzas. I might die soon if I don't do something, probably.I love cheese, specially cured cheese.>>726497153that's a nice idea, I'll try looking for one that doesn't have a lot of fatbut what about the actual green? do I just buy some of those pre-packed salad things?
>>726491538Actually making a pizza defeats the purpose of ordering pizza
>>726495795you're gonna make up whatever you wish no matter which country I mention
>>726494891This. And the try to hide it on the packaging too. Oh this roll is only 180 calories for 10 dollars? Wait no its technically 5 servings. Go fuck your selves.
>>726497360Romaine, butter lettuce, spinach, etc. The premix is a shortcut if you don't want to spend extra time in the kitchen I guess.
What the fuck do I do with this? Not in a "I'm morbidly obese" way, it just has no texture and no flavor relative to other types of lettuce.
I want Peking Duck so bad but no one near me makes it
Am I the only one that doesn't really like pizza? Anything else with cheese is better DESU
>>726497608thanks anon, I'm taking notes. I really want to fix my eating habits. I'm not fat (quite slim in fact) but I don't want to die young because of eating like a retard
>>726497710You throw it on a burger. Thats about it
>>726497783how can you not like bread, tomato and cheese + whatever other things you like?
>>726488927Ribs and zero calorie, sugar free sweet tea.
i’m eating SHIT
>>726497942>sugar free sweet teaSomething I never buy for myself because it's simply too powerful, despite the artificial taste. But I'll gladly guzzle sugar-free Arizona at my relatives'.
>>726488927I do not eat slop like this
>>726497942best ribs I've ever eaten were in Amsterdam. For some reason the damn city is full of argentine bbq places
>>726496727>Pineapple on the 'za>SquidInk in the dough
>>726488927>made ny style pizza yesterday and ate it all>drank a 6 of booze yesterday even though im trying to quitAEEEEIIIIII I HAVE NOTHING FOR FRIDAY, but ill maybe get 2 tall boys
>>726495936Low fiber, relatively low protein, no micronutrients and it will fuck up your stomach long term and probably give you colon cancer in your old age.
>>726489610more proof these are just gorilla marketing threads
>>726498078All I drank was sweet tea with sugar but my diet was stalling so I needed to cut what remaining calories I was getting.Lost 85 pounds since March, 14 more to 180 then I'm back to eating everything I can catch.
>>726488927Too early for dinner but I'm going to roast up some chicken and veggies.Granted, a big ol' pizza and soda is a proper Friday night feast. Whatcha gonna be playing?
next week I start eating salads brosany other healthy food I should try?
>>726498540beans and lentils
>go to gym>burn 500 calories>go home>eat 1,000 calories of slopTWISTED FREAK
>>726488927God, i hate being a europoor. I wish i could enjoy peak american pizza instead of this refugee slop
>>726498194>SquidInk in the doughsquidink in the dough you say, this intrigues me
>>726498540Grilled chicken with broccoli and rice
>>726498540If you're doing it for weight loss just eat one meal a day. If you're doing it for health try to avoid combinations that block absorption. One of the issues I have with salads is that my favorite leafy greens to eat raw are full of oxalates that depress mineral absorption.
>>726498358>I lost all this weight duuuuude>now I can gain it all back!retard goycattle.
>>726498728>If you're doing it for health try to avoid combinations that block absorption. One of the issues I have with salads is that my favorite leafy greens to eat raw are full of oxalates that depress mineral absorption.well guess that's something I should learn about, first time I even hear about oxalates
>>726493852>raw fish spam>healthyno they aren't. they're expensive because it's the clean cuts with effort put in to not make you sick. cooked fish with rice is more healthy, delicious, clean and easy to eat and play>b-butdon't be a savage and use forks and a fucking platter.
>>726498540>chili and creamy chicken stew. make big batches>when i dont feel hungry some days i just make broth and rice and mix it>fish anythingjust cook more at home in general
>>726497308Kalmata olives are the absolute peak. Green olives taste like a weaker diet version, and black olives taste like the wypipo don't season they food version.
>>726498849Bioavailability is a big issue with foods we consider healthy alternatives to the junk American diet. It's one of the reasons vegans tend to wither away if they're not absolutely on top of their research.
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>>726490757Prime rib is fucking disgusting, total pseudowealthy poser slop.A texture like someone else already chewed it and spat it into your mouth, I can't believe it has any price or status. Bottom shelf rounds are better meat than "prime" rib.
>>726496675Yeah I dunno, it wasn't just America either that rumor spread to as far as Scandinavia kek
>>726497710those large preshredded parm flakesavocadolemon juice+olive oil+yogurt+pepper+mustard mixed together with the lettucemore optionals: bite size tomatoes, carrots, cucumber, grilled chicken, smoked salmon, canned fish, baby spinach, red cabbagei also like to put in the fridge for an hr or two so my salad is cold
>>726498540All mediterranean food. Just do the mediterranean diet basically
>>726499213its all the same unless youre eating filet mignon blue like some freak
