How would you remake this?
>>726601145I wouldn't. It's perfect as is. Not everything needs a fucking remake.
I wouldn't
Stop killing my favorite games with soulless remakes.
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>>726601145Make it 3D, but with the same graphical quality (or lack thereof) as GTA3. That's it. Low poly 2000s renditions of GTA2's Demolition Man-future schmooze. Awwwwww yeah.
>>726601145Honestly? Keep it the same, but add more weapons and cars, and make it play similar to Hotline Miami. GTA 2 guy's controls are turbo shit.
haven't really played it in about 20 years so i don't remember a whole lot. i wouldn't remake it, i'd just mod/update it.recall some of the kill frenzies being nearly impossible without prior knowledge of the criteria and having really long, boring setup timesmake a menu with a working server browser for the multiplayer, and move those options from the separate executable into the game.weren't you required to unlock the bonus maps by picking up the gta tokens? that kinda gatekeeps the multiplayer.also release a map editor if they didn't already.likely unobtainable, and it messes with the sovl, but i'd love to have the radio stations faithfully fleshed out to have longer durations that were limited by disc size back then. 2 had the best radio. the in-house soundtracks 2 and 3 had are my favorites.
>>726601145SOUL MAKINGSOUND SHAKINGEARTH QUAKING
This art style and maybe the same engine too @Rockstar
>>726601145SOUL MAKIN'
>>726601228fpbpIt's already the best game in the franchise.
>>726601228You guys said that about RE4, and then the remake literally made the original obsolete
China town gta for gba or w/e was enough of a sequel
>>726607028Nah, Wii version is still the king
>>726607028>yellow paint retardo saying his retardo remake made the original obsolete
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I remember buying this for like 20 bucks at Fry's. Seeing the back ad for GTA3 , little did I know was going to be witnessing history to be made.
>>726601145Just make a "future" setting GTA with five or six's engine and make sure to include the ability to work for multiple factions. I'd also just reuse the games intro. The live action one. Perfect as is.
>>726601145A minimap and a full map view.Markers for points of interest. SDL2 or some other friendlier engine.Fix crashes.Cheaper or free save games.More music.Less brutal AI and not have them copy your weapon.
>>726607028>Yellow paint version making anything obsolete>>726606951My niggas>>726606118>>726604289I have the 10hr theme on YouTube as my one and only favorite on my o.g. yt accounthttps://youtu.be/7O1EmNIGzys?si=yTvnJRmvsMle6UQ9
>>726601145Map six times as big
>>726609324>Actual legit answer in a troll thread Well this would basically make it Metroid zero mission
A modern GTA 2 remake keeps the fast, top-down chaos but rebuilds the city as a living faction simulation. The camera stays isometric, with optional tilt for closer action. The world is a seamless neon retro-future city with three major districts—each with its own police style, gangs, and economy.The remake’s core is an upgraded respect system. Each gang has Street Respect, Boss Trust, and Public Fear. Your actions shift these differently: clean jobs raise trust, reckless carnage boosts fear but hurts discipline. Territories change dynamically—gangs expand or lose ground even when you’re not present, and neighborhoods transform depending on who controls them.Police heat is modernized with drones, precinct corruption, and zone-dependent response times. Some gangs own certain areas, so cops may ignore minor crimes when you’re in friendly territory.Driving stays arcade-tight, with readable top-down physics and visually clear vehicle damage. Combat uses cover, destructible props, and verticality you can see from above—rooftops, windows, catwalks. Weapons are stylized and chaotic like the original.Missions remain short, punchy, replayable, usually 2–6 minutes, with failure pushing the simulation forward instead of resetting. Completing or failing tasks shifts city power, triggering retaliation events or new opportunities.Simulation example: You spawn neutral in a rainy neon district. The Vultures offer a mission to hijack a corporate van cleanly. You avoid rival gangs, steal the van, dodge drones, and escape through friendly territory. Respect rises, territory expands, and rivals retaliate. A street war erupts, the police tighten curfew, and the city’s state at midnight is different because of your choices.Extras include parody radio, instant replays, drop-in co-op, and optional crime-run modes. The remake stays faithful to GTA 2’s spirit: top-down action, fast missions, faction chaos, and a reactive city.
>>726610139Is the player character a blank slate or someone with a story and personality?
IF YOU WANT TO SEE THEM CRYPOKE EM IN THE EYE
>>726610320>there was a time when Rockstar used to make their own donut steel music
>>726610284what I liked about gta2 is that you could choose which gang to join instead of following a linear story like in the next gtas, and blank slate its better for this than a backstory attached to it
>>726601145I only ever played this on my gameboy color. Did I miss out on anything?
>>726601381>GTA2's Demolition Man-future schmooze.I would fucking kill to see GTA III or even IV era rockstar do a cyberpunk setting. Hell, even current rockstar, probably. If they had any balls, they'd do it back when C2077 was being made and make them compete.
>>726610694Did it even have a designated fart button?
>>726610694Maybe some radio stations and a day and night cycle on PC. I only ever playing it on the PS1 while never bothering to do the actual missions. I just mained kill frenzies and the tank. It played a lot like Death Rally too since you could upgrade your car with guns, mines and the ability to shit oil on command.
>>726610954>have an autofire controller>bind the fart button to it
>>726604289C H A N G EHAN G E
GTA IV but with the retro future shit GTA2 was doing would be incredible.Dark, depressing, and atmospheric, while you take a car of loonies to fuck up the zaibatsu would be too fucking good. Unfortunately R* doesn't have any artistic integretity left.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8tNu62vjYsunderrated OST
>some hare krishna sets me on fire with the flamethrower>oh shit the fire's going to burn my health away I got like 2 hearts left>get inside a car>it explodesthat's one of the things I'd change
>>726613881pissing off the scientist faction was downright dangerous
>>726601145ANOTHER SOUL SAVED
>>726610885A man can dreamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT5eCH3kLo8
the guy from the intro went on to play an ex cop in a bong tv show and whenever he got into crime related situations i always envisaged it as some sort of GTA adjacent plot
>>726614454That guy has a seriously feirce face. The shadows always making him look like he's about to commit GTA. I bet he gets stopped by cops constantly.
>>726607028Blatantly false, either play the Wii version or use the HD mod that improves mouse controls
>>726601145GTA 2114. Full cyberpunk aesthetics, flying cars, crazy weapons, police mechs, cybernetics, arcologies, all that shit.
>Connect all 3 districts together and add military checkpoints between them.>Better/smarter cop car AI behavior. Police pursuits with more than 2 cars should be dicey and not just end in a Pay N Spray. 2-3 star Police wanted levels should still have Police try to take the Player into custody using Electrogun.>Better/smarter SWAT team behavior. SWAT should have an upgraded S-Uzi that does more damage and a Shotgun like in GTA SA and IV. >5-star wanted level/Military wanted level should have a total citywide shutdown and armed units deliberately seeking and engaging the Player, like in the final Industrial District mission>Trains and Buses should work faster and give the Player more incentive to use them, kind of like the Taxi in GTA 4.>More weapons like a Sniper Rifle and improved Grenade aiming to make throwables useful like in GTA 4.>Drug dealing minigame like in GTA Chinatown Wars, but if you do it outside of Neutral Territory the local Gang comes after you.>Add Paid Parking so the player can store vehicles and call them back if they explode/die during a Mission. This is a QoL feature. Should cost more based on vehicle size.Basically: Same base game but more features.
>>726615241hes a pretty well known UK actor by now he was in the show for like 20 years, they probably know who he is- all the actors in the show look like GTA caricatures.
>>726601145GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY2
>>726615840fucking hell its like a literal GTA2 loading screen
>>726609324>Cheaper or free save games.NO DONATION, NO SALVATION
remakes are slop
>>726615958fuck, i can see it
too primitive for the zoomers
>>726615958>>726616193lol, what the fuck
>>726616632i went and looked it up, the guy from the intro is supposed to be Claude. it seems they had an idea for what they wanted early
>>726616632Holy kek
>>726601145I'd make it a soulslike with a black transwoman protagonist fighting against the patriarchy.
I haven't played it, but I only hated the series starting at 3.The way to "remake" it is to show it as it, but use nearest neighbour. No filtering. Which the PSX version probably has, but the PC version ruined by,Low res upscaled nearest neigbour.Too maybe converted to higher colour depth.Paint entire world, AI, so all pixel art. So going anywhere is different.Phone game. AVIF pictures for world. Choose whether you want storage or CPU and Battery reduced by playing.I don't remember it.Try to have interesting sections, like you found them. Go down stairs, under things, seeing what is above still like seeind through gaps in girders or whatever you call cross fortification for steel structures.Have a LOT of that. Like you aren't seeing everything. Supposing.Show a lot of stuff, life, markets, people doing their thing.Auto target option for people not good with games. So clicking or whenever you shake the screen you fire at someone. Specify who you want to kill. Like have to see them, tap on them and they get added to your shitlist.Most phones should have tilting in all directions that could be used to move. Have a lot of movement inertia so you have to cancel out movement int he extreme tilting int he other direction to change direction.Have different feel for every car.Shake screen while in car to drive... or push forward fast, and phone doesn't register opposite actions much unless they are extreme.If 3D then same. Phone tilt controls. You're looking around and moving with that. Pixelated. Distinct vibrant square pixels at low res.GTA shouldn't be helped or advertised though, it's a degenerate series. Anyone expecting appreciation of it here is traitor. Your parody kike cowardice is a diminishment to all.There is nothing in the series worth a damn and should be put in to them.
>>726601145Same game but WASD+mouse aim.
>>726617572its like im really reading a Loonie chatbot
>>72660114560 fps, widescreen, /thread
>>726616732 Yeah they definitely had a prototype Claude going before 3 was even a thing. The dude’s whole aesthetic screams “silent protagonist with a criminal past” and it weirdly lines up with how Claude acts in GTA3 - just cold, efficient, zero words. Feels like they just slapped a name on him later and called it a wrap. Rockstar always had more connective tissue in their games than people gave them credit for.
>>726620361>looking at some GTA1 stuff>see "San Andreas" as a map>wutthey really did have a long game going
>>726601145with RE engine
Why is GTA1 so difficult, casualbros?
>>726620608they had literally no idea what they were doing when they made it
>>726610139>The camera stays isometricWrong. It was never isometric. Look, this is an actually isometric 3D game in the same vein:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70LJcw8a7n0
>>726601145face-to-cursor
>>726601145unfuck the Z-axis
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How did the ps1 version get a T rating?
>>726623776Different times mang. It's funny to look at all the movies that got G ratings that no way would have these days
>>726601145>>726601228I wish there was an OpenGTA2 so people could add new cities, levels, cars, guns and stuff.
>>726620361>efficienthe looks mentally deficient most of the time
>>726609324>and not have them copy your weapon.Wtf I don't remember this
DON'T FUCK WITH ME
>>726601145I would just make sure it runs on modern operating systems.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCXpf8Dy6_I
>>726601228/thread
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>>726625396holy shit i completely forgot the opening was a full separate thing.
>>7266011452013 so basically gta 5 is gta 2 remade
include Lady-Boy clubs
Mix me another Margarita I'm listening to johnny recaro
>>726601145REMEMBER: RESPECT IS EVERYTHING!
