Max Caulfield
>>726712820
She's perfect
but max is a boy's name
>>726712946it's maxine actually
>>726712946her post transition name is maxine
>her last name is Caulfield just like Catcher in the Rye to try and evoke the feeling of a youth story because the writer is an unimaginitive hackSorry, that was way too on the nose. Took me out of it.
>>726714060it's fine, gamers don't read books, no one will know
>>726714060>Chloe pays a price for Max's actions>"By Jove, I have just the name!"
why is this frumpy loser so popular when the other girls in this game are so vastly superior?
>>726714060I didn't play Life Is Strange cause I'm not a fucking faggot, but knew full well that Max Caulfield was her full name. Catcher In The Rye was my favorite book ever when I was 15 cause I'm a faggot. I never once made the "connection" between her "sharing" Holden's last name.
>>726714394Now you do.
>b-but she's lesbianLesbian conversion
>>726714060meanwhile spec ops the line, based on the heart of darkness written by Joseph Konrad, literally names its antagonist John Konrad.
>>726714060i mean she has this in her room, they're not really hiding the inspirations
LESBIANS
>>726715264kino...
Hella?
>>726715516ew
>>726715546Hella!
>>726715596I don't know why, but I got a vivid vision of these two in a commercial dryer.It was funni
>>726714060catcher in the rye is fresh in your mind because you desperately want to be seenas smart, but can't even comprehend that caufield is a common name.
wowzers
>tries to couple her with the resident geek boy because fuck that gay shit>turns out the geek boy is a stalkerof fucking course
more like max coalburner. lol gottem
>>726716254He was a creepy incel that was like a week away from shooting up the school.Him dying in the storm is just another reason why Bae is obviously the best ending.Not being able to get Chloe to beat him up was a real missed opportunity.
>>726716254warren can be pushy and cringy cuz autism and he's also 16 but he's not a stalker, where do people even get this from
>>726716504You can catch him literally spying on Max through her dorm window.
>>726716504Many, many hours sunk deluding themselves into believing a collective headcanon, for exampl this schizo from /lisg/. There's also that brief part in episode 2 iirc where you can see him outside of Max's window. Teens have crushes and do stuff like that, doesn't mean he's a stalker.
>>726715516Based
>>726716628>>726716504let's not forget the shopped pic of him and Max he keeps in his closet, let alone his tendency to flood her phoenes with messages at any hour. Being a horny teen is one thing, but there are several hints in the game that point out how much he's obsessed with Max, Anyway, Max is totally into skaters, too bad they're all have very little dialogue
>>726712820Lesbians are the best
>>726716412HE SAVED THE WHOLE TIMELINE WITH HIS SELFIE IS WHAT HE DID. HE WAS A BRAVE SIMP. IN THIS HOUSE, WARREN IS A HERO. END OF STORY.
>>726716149Based>>726716350Thirdie trash.
>>726714060For me, it was Chloe's license plate literally being "TWN PKS"
>>726717161Max is into Chloe and may have a small crush on Victoria.
>>726715516>LESBIANSI always ship her with Warren and make her kiss the guy in the last episode, also choose to save the town, Chloe is a shit
>>726717775>with Warrenbased10 years ago i went all chloe but now i realized warren was me all the time
>>726714313But anon, Chloe is a steamy pile of shit
>>726715995Ooof, I got second hand embarrasment from that projection.
>>726717108source?
>>726716628wow, women actually post on 4chan? amazing
>>726712820>Sis and I look into "Life is Strange">"Wow, time travel mechanics! So amazing! Maybe it's like twin peaks!">Purchase game>Start playing >College drama with pregnancies scares, bullying and lesbianism Never refunded a game so fast.
>>726718094I got a butch gf because of LiS.It is an extremely queer fandom that is mostly full of sapphic women.
>>726716504>>726716254>>726717161Women will nag about men craving a woman and then be surprised when they blink and they're 30. Unwanted.
>>726718298I'm jelly. It is a curse to find butch women hot as a man, for they are all gay.
Regardless of what you feel about Chloe, Arcadia Bay is still a god-forsaken shithole in the hands of a single wealthy asshole that treats it like his personal property and enabled all kind of nasty shit because of that. Nuking that city is the only right thing to do.>inb4 BUT THERE ARE INNOCENT PEOPLE THEREno, only losers with no ambitions that stubbornly refused to go somewhere else to live better lives or even evacuate when the storm happened. They totally had it coming
>>726722870>get a glimpse of the place for only 5 days>only get to see a small part of it>it's a shithole Shippers are demented
>>726722870You know, I think you're onto something here.Why aren't we purging the bottom 50% of humanity? They produce nothing and consume everything!So how about we start with you? It's pretty clear you're not part of the top 50%, so you shouldn't have any qualms about this, right?
>>726712820I wish girls like her were real
I think people are memory-holed about fact that even max and chloe were trying to get out of that shithole
>>726725108That's Chloe and Rachel. Max literally went back to Arcadia to improve her life.
>>726725330>improve her lifeI don't remember this being the case. I think she only went there for blackwell
I think people overlook the fact that Max didn't even have proof that giving up Chloe would stop the storm. That was just Warren's hypothesis. It's not like she could see the same "Save Chloe"/"Save Arcadia Bay" prompts that the player was looking at.
>>726725470
>>726712820>Going Gosling for a bitchy lesbo
if the japanese made this game, it wouldve been good
>>726725510>I think people overlook the fact that Max didn't even have proof that giving up Chloe would stop the stormalso the fact that storm was going to happen on alternate universe where chloe is already dying too>>726725564huh
>>726725510Exactly there's, no clear cause but you could consider that everything that happened that week is a contributing factor. In the other timeline the storm was coming too and that version of Max wasn't even doing time travel. Max blaming herself for the whole thing has always been weak writing even if you interpret it as a metaphor for her guilt.
>>726725683It might have been better overall, but I'm not sure they would have nailed the same peak that was the episode 2 climax.
Didn't Chloe leave Max's ass in the sequel if she decided to save her?
>>726725741nvm it's rather about cumulative effect of saving chloe not whether she actually lives or not
>>726722870Chloe had to go, bro.
>>726725994She either died or they grew apart, depending on what you chose in LIS1.
>>726725976shaka brah
>>726712820I bet this cute femboy has a massive cock.
>>726712820I remember my sister telling me about this game.She said it was like playing through what some bald middle age boardroom weirdo figured being a teenage girl was like.I have no clue how accurate that is, I was never a teenage girl nor did I play the game.
>>726726239Girls love this game so I think your sister is just self conscious about being read to filth by this game and was deflecting and coping.
>>726725994They are still happy and together in the next game if you picked Bae.Even in the game after that (in the DLC) it is mentioned that they are still together and just traveling around the US together, basically off the grid.A non-canon game that killed the franchise and the studio that made it attempted to break them up. But as I said, non-canon.
>>726726438>Girls love this game so I think your sister is just self conscious about being read to filth by this game and was deflecting and coping.That could be, she does that a lot.
>>726713034https://youtu.be/wSad8K95A9M
Can't we just get a DLC with more of young max and young chloe because um, well because...uhh so the reason would be um, anyway
>>726714060shame no one who played the game read catcher in the rye or even if they had didnt remember the names well enough to make the connection so the writers lack of imagination escaped scrutiny.until now...
>>726714236>By Jovewe need to bring this back
>>726725510>That was just Warren's hypothesis.one more reason to pick Bae over Bay. You can easily tell the creepy motherfucker just came up with that bullshit to trim the competion and take Max for himself. And he also dies like a bitch in the process. Talk about karma
>>726726928what's it about anyway?
>>726715516imagine if cute lesbians were real
>>726727117imagine if sex with teens was real...oh wait! oh shit!
Why is LiS porn so good compared to all the other games out there?
>>726725994She does and Max's life is the better for it
>>726727083never read itits been on my reading list for years but my brain just turns off when i start to readeven audio books make be fall asleep in record time.fucking sucks honestlysome of my favorite media references it which is why its on my reading listim trying my best to read 1 book per yearso, i guess ill get to catcher in the rye in 2050.
>>726726597what is this gigacope lmao
>>726727712>some of my favorite media references it picrel?
>>726726928>>726714060Most media does things like this. If this ruins a game for you, than almost everything will become "ruined" if you read enough books.
>>726726597>everything i don't like is non-canon
>>726714394Yeah, I agree it's rather vague. I like both the book and the game (I am not a faggot)
>>726726597>>726727964Giving a shit about canon has been a disaster for the human race. Did the original Thrawn books just not happen because some suit at Disney said so? If you read them then the words didn't suddenly pop out of your head.Take what you enjoy from a franchise and ignore what you don't, it's that simple.
>>726728649In life is strange's case, everything involving it is canon and non-canon.
>>726727904heh-well you see... i-
>>726728765Perfect for pointless pissing matches then.
>RACHEL>AMBER
>>726728969>RACHE
>>726727381it's the teens, anon
>>726727381because you wish you were a fly on the wall in the lives of your female class mates in high schoolLiS helps you live out that fantasyand the porn helps relieve your suppressed and pent up urges.
>>726728969I'm tired of this basic ass bitch showing up in all the sfm. I don't care if she's a canon whore or whatever, I'm here for Max, Chloe, Kate and Victoria like the lord intended.
>>726729276LiS porn is like cyberpunk pornonly like 2 characters in the whole game is hot yet every artist only makes porn of the characters i dont find hot.really annoying.
>>726729682not enough young max porn
>>726712820you're waifu a SHIT
do people like brooke?t. animation-only secondary
>>726731150Brooke is awful.Dana is the best supporting character.
>>726731150She's not really a character, she has like 1 minute of screentime.
>>726730985
>>726731150brooke got APE'd which is pretty based
>>726714313>frumpy losers like other frumpy losers because they feel more approachableNo clue anon, a total mystery.
>>726731287I am pleased to announce I have no idea what this means.
>>726716254>>726716412Sounds like misandrist from reddot is raiding /v/ again
over the past few years i went from hating this game to ironically enjoying the shitty dialogue to actually genuinely wanting to play it. the remaster is on sale but the consensus on steam seems to be that it's inferior to the original (which is twice the price and i have no reason to believe itll ever go on sale again). whats my move.
>>726731621Based. We need more misandrists.Incel chuds stay losing.
>>726731741Original version is on GOG, you know what to do
>Canon ending from the first game is sacrifcing the town>They get broken up in the latest gameLmao.I mean you gotta admit its fucked up that SO many people picked Chloe over an entire town.
>>726731741just pirate it
>>726731150she cute, i like her designshe's a very small tech nerd character and can be bitchy towards max cuz she's jealous that warren simps for max and not her
>>726731741Most of the bad reputation the remaster has comes down to it launching basically broken. Patches over the years have basically fixed it, save for some rare bugs involving shadows.At this point it is the better version of the game with objectively better lighting and lip syncing. Some of the changes to the characters is up to personal preference, but I do not think should get in the way of you playing the game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4N4sPl4DSQ&list=RDX4N4sPl4DSQI like the soundtrack
>>726732031>At this point it is the better version of the gamenah, lip syncing is better sure but lighting is broken as shit in a lot of scenes, extra stuff like small recaps and teasers for the episodes and changing main menu are removed, there are still bugs where you can get stuck in terrain or text appears where it's not supposed to etc, it's serviceable at best
>>726731741I watched it instead of playing it and I would do the same given the change again.pick the most watched one, full walkthrough and without commentary.
>>726732409looks literally worse. why would you ruin your own work like this?
>>726732531it wasn't done by the original devs and square enix wanted a quick buck so
>>726732409I literally replayed the remaster a month ago. That video is just not reflective of it anymore and has not been for a long time. Those effects have all been fixed.>lighting is broken as shit in a lot of scenesAcross the entirety of LiS 1, I found 3 places where the lighting was still broken. That was with me actively looking for it.>small recaps and teasers for the episodesThose were removed and I agree that was a bad call.>changing main menuIs still a thing in the remake and has been for at-least 2 years now.>there are still bugs where you can get stuck in terrain or text appears where it's not supposed to etcI actively looked for that and found nothing. Unless all those bugs are hiding in BtS, the remake is fine. You are acting like it was released yesterday.
>>726718091https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nWneUaD7WSc
>>726718298Forehead kisses never fail to get a woman to fall in love with you.They'll be calling you 'Daddy' and eating your ass in no time.
>>726729276why does nobody give a shit about Dana? It's because she's straight and has a boyfriend already?
>>726732031Nope sorry original is still better because OG Max is a 10/10 whole remaster Max is a filterwhore
>>726732409>Max looks asian nowew stay back
For me, it's sweaty round 2 sex with my wife Chloe after she just finished tribbing her wife Maxine into a blissful post orgasm afternoon nap.
>>726717108
>>726732789the last update to lis remaster was pushed in 2023, i played it after that and encountered the same issues so idk what to tell you, every copy if personalizedit is still a very redundant release
Amberprice is my OTP (One Toxicbutbyfarthebestcutestandmostcanon Paring)
>>726734168I fully agree that it was redundant.It is just no longer in the totally broken state that it was on release. At this point it is basically on the level with the original, with some lingering lighting issues being the trade off for better lip syncing.>>726734378Nobody hates Chloe more than Amberprice shippers.Especially since BtS was basically just a several hour long exposition on why Amber was so horrible for Chloe and Max was the partner she needed, but that apparently went right over their heads.
>>726714394Playing LiS doesn't make you a faggot. It's a great game
>>726734594Your gaslighting not working in /lisg/ anymore huh
>>726734378For me it's Chloe watching her girlfriend Rachel have the most hedonistic and debased sex possible while her heart burns with intense jealousy.
>>726717923>>726714313Chloe looks like she'd suck off a 40 year old man from the passenger seat of his Camaro in the parking lot of a Bevmo in exchange for him buying her a six pack of wine coolersAnd that's hot
>>726734791I have not posted in lisg for months.I got a butch. Why would a deal with a bunch of shit posting retards when I could be getting strapped?
>>726734831Probably did that to Frank for some weed
I guess I can just name my female protag Raskolnikov and expect people to not draw the parallels when she tries to justify murder.
>>726712820flat
>>726715353That's The Winger and the Cow, it's different.
>>726712820I bet this cute femboy has a pathetic little cock
Didn't realize how much I missed her game until I played Dispatch and saw what shit is passing for 'good' in this genre now.
>>726735013>>726734831the funniest thing is, Chloe was willing to fuck freaking Nathan Prescott, of all others, to get money and pay off her debt to Frank
>>726735009LMAO
>>726735542she can just open her legs, that should do as payment. i mean i'd accept it anyway
>>726714060The irony here is that Chloe acts more like Holden.
>>726735542It's too bad that Vic got kind of scoped out of the game after episode 3. She had some interesting potential. True for a lot of characters though. But I guess setting up potentially interesting characters is still better than boring characters.
>>726714060>read Catcher in the Rye>all American coming-of-age angst films are forever ruinedThis is how you sound like