Let me guess. You need more.
I don't want any of that.
>"smart" TV>nogamesstation5ill take the slushie machine, would be nice for hot summers, the rest of that bundle can fuck off though
My hacked Wii + water 'n weed>>>>>>>>>that
>>726727554Perfect for watching movies
>>726727812>smart tvJust never let it update. You can also turn off the more annoying features like it talking to you.
How many slushies do you need per day? For me it's four to eight
>>726727928At least 3
If you bought that how the fuck would you get it home? Even a truck wouldn't fit it
>>726727554I need games, they have those for the PS5 I can buy right?
>>726727554We truly live in a clown world.
>>726728007Yes, if you hack a PS5 and are foolish enough to pay for ROMs on a pirate site.
>>726728002With a trailer or rent a U-Haul I guess
>>726728002It got to the store on a truck retardFucking Americans
>>726728007I LOVE PC I LOVE RANDOM PARTS COSTING DOUBLE FOR NO REASON HEHEHE MASTER RACE!????
>>726727554I dont care for slushies. I cant drink it fast enough to get the ice texture for more than a few sips. Then I just have overly sweet syrup water just like any other drink.
>>726727928>>726727987How many sugars do you add to your cola?
>>726727554The drink machine has more games than the ps5
>>726728109It's not for no reason though
>>726728002Literally every time I go to costco there is some retard trying to fit a giant TV into his shortbed truck park in front lol
>>726728108Yeah a slushie truck You drive a slushie truck, Hans? I don't fucking think so, Ackmed drives one through your family at the Christmas parade instead
explain slushie to a europoor
Do normalfags really just buy a giant generic "4K TV" without doing any research on things like contrast ratio or response time? You couldn't give that garbage to me for free.
>>726728296You drink liquid with sugar instead of American/Muslim semen it's a novel concept for a new golden age
>>726728296Lots of ice+ sugar and dye. That's it.I haven't had one since childhood I think.
Red + blue slushie mixed together is the fucking bomb.
>>726728132>>726728007>>726727812It has tons of games tho, no one buys it for exclusives. You can play the same games as PC and Xbox. and no, no one except nerds like you care about ancient games that you can emulate on your pc stations
>>726728296Oh fuck off retard, we have slushies in Europe, I'm a bong and they're quite common.
>>726728359Yes all the time, someone is buying those fucking Rukia or Vagio TVs for $300 at Walmart and their skin color is probably closer to poop
>>726727554>tfw the slushie machine has more games than the ps5
>>726728447Damn the semen ration must be really generous nowadays, back in my day it was barely enough for you guys to get by
>>726728447Over there they probably call them "icey wiceys" or some gay shit
>>726728365lmao
>>726728556>give me a knock block, govSomething like that. lol
>>726728447Of course you have that slop. You don't even have a proper dish, you overfried fish lover faggot. Jump to the next balcony in Marbella.
>>726728556No, I literally just called them slushies, which is what we call them. Fucking retard.
>>726728002pretty sure costco offers home delivery
>>726728669>OverfriedYou wouldn't know what fried is, you eat fucking meat paste spread across stale bread with a smug face like you're dining on fine cuisine, you pompous twat.
>>726728359>>726728463On the topic of TVs, does anyone here know if the Bravia XR8B is worth it? It's $1,200 right now on sale.
>>726728691>Do americans really call cone of colds slushies?
>>726728419ps5 still plays the majority of ps4 gen games at 30fps
>>726727554how are you supposed to take that into your house? I literally have no idea. What the fuck?
>>726728007no
>>726728738*squints* So uhhh....how do I get it through my door? Do I just break open the doorway so it will fit? Do I open it outside and make love to the slushie machine in front of the neighbors?
>>726728768...what the fuck are you even trying to say now. They're slushies. Anyone calling them "cones of colds" (which you just kinda did by the way) would be looked at like they were some kind of autistic freak.
>>726728691How do you ask someone to lift something onto an elevator?>"Losoto plus eh?">"lift peas n carrots mate"Right? And then you drink milk and buy vinyl records and assault old people.
Go next door to the home depot and rent a uhaul.
>>726727554convince me not to get my own slushie machine
>>726728787>Just own a mansion with 10ft double doors, poors.
>>726728296Crushed ice + flavor
>>726728296like an iced coffee but you replace the coffee with corn syrup
>>726728741You're eating the raw beef sandwich and YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT!
>>726728842It makes you chilly and it's almost winter you could die
>>726728787Are you a hobbit? It's not THAT big.
>>726727928Anon said slushies but meant shits.
>>726728787Your house doesn't open with the Jurassic Park doors? Fucking poorfag
>>726728823>do americans really call willy nilly brain so chilly snow cones?
>>726727554I would want some games...
>>726728820Garage door.
>>726728296Freeze juice while constantly stirring to produce a sippable icy drink
>>726729065You get Blue and Red what more do you want?
>>726729065Blueberry or strawberry?
>>726729065It's an Android TV. You can download games from the Play Store.
>>726729014shaved ice is the shittiest cold treat
>>726728842Here is the problem with single use kitchen appliances. Unless it is something like a toaster or coffee maker that thing is getting used once, maybe twice and it sit in cupboard collecting dust. Ninja Slushie is $270 on amazon. If you have 300 dollars to waste on pointless shit, There are better kitchen appliances that would actually be worth your money instead.
>>726728787It's an AI pic, anon
>>726729136Downloading crap for your TV and waiting is the most cucked electronic thing I've heard of since "smart phones."
>>726729203This is so accurate, my mom's kitchen is filled with stupid shit like an ice cream maker and bad dragon oven
>>726728002>>726728108you generate a bigger truck with AI, retards
>>726727554which model tv? I wonder if the cpu scores higher in benchmarks than the piss5
>>726728447>now that's a right proper slippery innit
>>726729065>blue and red already out>yellow and brown coming soon>green in development>all exclusivesYou already have so much, stop being greedy
>>72672920865 posts to mention it. brown ass board
>>726729228anon we live in a time where people have 'smart' refrigerators, toasters, washing machines, juicing machines etc that all require online connections and updates
>>726728419>you can play the same games as PC and XboxWhy would you ever buy multiplats on playstation instead of PC lmao
>>726729323>bad dragon ovenanything else from bad dragon?
>>726727812just don't connect the TV to the internet. never connected mine
Repeating the same shitposts for 15 has to be tiring
>>726729408I have a nice toaster and it's dumb as fuck.Same with my fridge, washer and dryer and anything else that isn't a PC or a TV(I keep mine dumb).
It's honestly amazing how many people so readily accepted an even worse version of 1984's telescreens into their lives, in the form of 'smart' devices and IoT garbageour species truly is just retarded cattle
>>726728108Yeah bro lemme just bring my 18-wheeler to the store to pick it up, you fucking dipshit.
>>726727554Is it possible to buy a dumb tv anymore? I'm still using my old plasma but I worry about what I'm going to do if it dies. My parents have smart tvs everywhere in their house and they are just so, so shitty. Stuttering and freezing and the controllers are difficult too.
>>726730225no. connect your tv to the internet and let big corpo datamine everything you watch and search using its internet browser
>>726730225Yes, buy a smart tv and never hook it up to the Internet.
>>726730067yeah the software on most of these tvs is absolute dogshit, its insufferable.best you can do is pick the tv with the best image/size, hook up an apple tv box to it and never use any of the software/"features" the tv comes with, or the bullshit remote.
>>726730504smart tvs still have insufferable software
>>726730225>Is it possible to buy a dumb tv anymore?I genuinely don't think so and it pisses me off like you wouldn't believe because I don't want my fucking TV to function like a smart phone I just want it to turn on and change stations/inputs like a TV.At this point whenever my TV finally dies and needs to be replaced I might just go full retard and buy a fuckhuge computer monitor instead of a TV if I can't find a decent used dumb TV for sale somehow
Had a smart tv for 4 years and never hooked it to the net. I just play games on jt
>>726727554I might if ya don't claim it
>>726730512>or the bullshit remote.Speaking of, I found out recently that the reason my wifi almost completely cuts out in my room when I use my smart TV is because their dumbass remote uses the same band as wifi. I don't have the option to switch to 5ghz so the TV is useless for streaming from my PC. This is on top of the retarded design decision where you can't turn it off, only put it in sleep mode so I have to yank the plug every time I want my Internet back. I wish non smart TVs still existed.
>>726730572But they have their upsides. Case in point. George Lucas hid a deleted scene near the deleted scenes for the Blu-rays, but..he intentionally framed the scene in an upper corner during an interview for something related. I did have to manually set the parameters to make that part of the screen the entire surface area of the screen. Now the nice part. The TV has memory of that so I need not fiddle with it ever again, but I do need to still find that mode, which IS a labyrinth.
>>726730707I'd give the apple tv a try then, you can just take the batteries out of the reguar tvs remote since you'll only ever need to use it to adjust the picture settings or upgrade tvs firmwarein terms of the tv, its essentially a replacement of the "brains" of the tv, and what you're using the actual tv for is just the display output. I've got a 2nd box I have hooked up to my oled monitor on a secondary input just so I can watch shit in 4kHDR on my PC, since most streaming service web apps don't support HDR or any output above like 1080p
>>726730214how the fuck do you own an 18 wheeler, and somehow not know what the fuck a loading dock is, you inbred retard.
>>726730689My issue with them isn't even that they want to connect to the internet, its that when I turn the TV on I have to wait for it to boot into its dogshit bootleg android home menu and navigate through its laggy horseshit menus to select "FUNCTION AS A FUCKING TV" because it MUST provide the option to watch Netflix, Disney+, Hulu, HBO Max, Paramount + and Peacock before I'm allowed to actually use my DVD player, VCR or game consoles. Its only 30-60 extra seconds, but its enough to make me not even want to bother turning the stupid thing on. I'm fucking sick of everything having the same dogshit software and apps I never want to use crammed into it at my expense.
>a t.v. that spies your actions and media>a machine with no games>fatso machineFucking Americans.>Yeah bro just don't connect it to the interHow about you grow the fuck up? That too hard? Your youth is full of failed niggers like yourself. Just grow the fuck up already
It looks like eBay is where you have to go for a Dumb TV, there are a few models by Sceptre? Never heard of them.
>>726728196>Huge knobby tires>Tiny little 4ft bed>Watching the 16 year old costco employee try to load the TV while getting ready to have a complete emotional breakdown if the kid scuffs up his bed liner
>tfw wanna watch TV but it's penis inspection day
>>726731090Sounds like yours is exceptionally shitty. My smart TV just opens on the last used input. Maybe have a look through the settings.
>>726731090I got some fancy thing a few months back, it's just on the channel I left it whenever I turn it on. If i want netflix or prime it's just got a labelled button on the remote
>>726727554box is too big
>>726731090idk about the vcr/dvd on modern tvs, but most consoles support CEC so you can power on the TV by turning on the console. Surely there's some option that the input turning on the TV is the enabled input on boot, so it would launch straight to the consoles software and not the tvs apps
>>726730971Yeah but >AppleI'd be paying 3x compared to literally everyone else for the same specs
>>726731478nah the apple tv is a tiny box and remote you hook up to whatever tv you want via hmdi, costs like 120.
>>726731303>tfw you shouted the wrong brand name during the commercial quiz section and now your smart tv is locked out for 24 hours
>>726731542>>726731478Might as well get an Amazon Fire stick for like 20 bucks instead, it'll do exactly the same thing but without the $100 apple tax
>>726731090God I feel ya. I get the idea is literally just for people who own zero peripherals and no cable hookup to still be able to do stuff with their TV but I just wanna buy a fucking dumb TV that does nothing but serve as a pass-through for the devices I connect via HDMI.
>>726731708yeah I tried one of these before I got the apple one. it works fine if all you wanna do is sidestep the tvs shit software, they both support the same outputs. but the firesticks kind of run like shit. there's a reason it costs 20$
>>726728359Normalfags do no research at all and can't even tell the difference. My mom supposedly can't tell the difference between how the shit TV in the living room that she bought has fucking awful latency in button presses and the TV in her room she won at work that older but decently snappy with button presses. Though sometimes I think she is just lying because she doesn't want to admit that I was right when I told her to spent like 100 bucks more on the model up because the one she bought was known to be horribly underspec'd.
>>726731984Can you even download jailbreak like you can with firestick?
>>726727554CONSOOOOM CONSOLE SLOPCONSOOOOOOOM SUGAR SLOPGIVE ME THAT BROMINATED VEGETABLE OIL! OOOOOOO I HAVE TO CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>726727554yes, i need games to play on ps5 or what's the point of it
>>726732171no clue, all I use it for is streaming apps
>>726728002>Even a truck wouldn't fit itBut your mom could.
>>726728447>I'm a bongSince when do you niggers want to be part of Europe? You are an extended part of Burgerland.
>>726728419>You can play the same games as PC and XboxHm, guess I'll get PC then.
>>726732408On firestick you can download apps like cinema that have every show or movie that'd you want to watch. Sometimes you have to scavenge through other language uploads though.
>>726728842If you live in the first world you can probably get a cheap slushie almost anywhere at almost anytime already. You can also just buy the flavoring and crush up some ice in a blender or food processor.
Do americans really drink ice mixed with colored corn syrup? No wonder y'all so fat
>>726734303It's called blue drink faggot
>>726727928depending on whether I can recreate the coke flavor and white cherry flavor icee with this thing a whole fucking lot
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>>726734303The corn syrup sometimes even has brominated vegetable oil added to it.
>>726735252>50'''lul
>>726735252oh really? how did you come to that conclusion Rajam?
Yes, games would be nice.
>>726727554>slopscoDoes /v/ really?
>>726727554I can get this at the same place i buy a hotdog drink for $1.50. I love America
>>726727554So american it hurts
>>726735715Woah lets not go crazy
>>726731090My TV recently decided it would refuse to stay on any input and always switch to its smart hub when turned on, despite that setting being off. It also says it hasn't updated in 3 years, which is obviously bullshit since this is new.
>>726734303wait until you find out about snow cream
>>726728296Don't know where you're from, but here in spain that's pretty common, it's usually either coffe or lemon flavored.
>just go PC man
>>726728002Any modern pickup truck could carry that
>>726727554No, no I need less, thank you.
>>726727554I mena some ice would e nice
>>726736505Oh man, you just reminded me of something similar happening when I was visiting some friends. We were watching tv and it just automatically suddenly decided to change the input right in the middle of the show, apparently it had been happening to them multiple times. I couldn't believe it, it made me solidify on never getting a Smart TV if I could help it. I don't know how normal people put up with this crap, you can't tell me a couple more inches of screen space was actually worth it.
