What are you actually supposed to do in this scenario?
Exactly what he did>Ignore>If ignoring fails, give him hints to shut up>if that fails, directly tell him to shut up
I wouldn't say a single word to him. I would listen to what he had to say, and that's what no one did.
>>726771152Nigga he is interrupting a live speedrun
>>726771152thiswhen an incel is speaking, stay silent and listen
chibi won btw
>>726771298chibi is a s*x-haver thoever
>>726770806elaborate...
Can you stop?
>>726771332>was dying of a fever in japan and complaining that he didn’t have money to go to the doctor despite insurance covering 80% of it>still isn’t actually working >went out to buy the new air riders despite having no moneyProbably going to die but nothing can stop that man from consooming. I’ll give him that.
>>726770734>ask him to list games with evil pigs>he does>mock him for doing sorare interaction between a good and evil aspie. In an ideal world we neuter both
Neurotypicals be like >I said "that's a funny joke, say another one!" In a slightly different tone than my usual one and had my shoulders raised by a millimeter, that was an OBVIOUS sign I was actually telling you to shut the fuck up! It's your fault for not immediately understanding my cryptic and arbitrary signs and not being able to read my mind!
>>726770734If you're not also an autistic mongoloid you just roll with his shitty interjections and clown on him a little. It's that simple. Stonewalling him and making the run completely unwatchable because you're malding is incredibly spergy.
Trick question.The correct thing to do would not be a speedrunner. Let alone go to some convention of unwashed manchildren and transexuals.I wake up every day thankful I'm not stuck in some autistic hell of trying to shave 12 seconds off of my Glover PB or something equally gay.
>>726771926Why don't autists just make understanding social scenarios their autist hyperfixation?
>>726770734If you are chibi then you've created the scenario, and then you do as you can yourself
>>726770734if caveman was playing the guitar instead of vidya everyone would see how inappropriate and obnoxious chibi was
You can notice the rise of newfags and wokefags on /v/ because we have a sudden surge of people thinking chibi wasnt in the wrong
>>726771152Chibi deserved better.
>>726771926skill issue
>>726772287Being above a room temperature IQ means realizing that they're both just opposite ends of the cringe spectrum and they're both in the wrong.
my name is Tomba the mighty!
>>726770734>>726770806Realistically: It was the fault of the behind the scenes guys. Chibi was not a friend of Cavemans, and was not invited to sit on the couch. He just asperger walked into there, sat down, and grabbed himself a mic, and at that point someone should have tackled and removed him. I feel like people forget that aspect: nobody knew who this nigger was. If he had a different kind of autism he could have waited 5 minutes to just start saying "nigger nigger nigger nigger faggot nigger nigger nigger" into the mic, causing the biggest drama in GDQ history. But instead he just sat there and tried to be funny via repeating twitch chat memes.>What are you actually supposed to do in this scenario?Either pretty much exactly what caveman did, or saying: "Uhm, production? I don't know this guy, why is he on my couch?" giving them a hint to remove this dude.
>>726772368Besides being a speedrunner, what makes caveman so bad and cringe? He told someone who refused to shut the fuck up to shut the fuck up in the nicest way possible
Chibi fucks. Hell, isnt he like married to cute jap girl now."Incels" are not real especially if they are white. GO OUTSIDE.
>>726771152t. autofellatio enthusiast
>Hey who is this guy?>I don't know him, can we get him off the couch before the run starts? No offense dude, but I gotta stay focused
>>726772287People pretending that chibi was right or is some kind of chad has been a common shitpost in these threads for a long time.
Such as?
>>726772470Comprehensive list of people chibi was in a relationship with >High school girl when he was an adult >Insane woman that he had to break up with through his mother texting her >Polycule that he got kicked out of for being too much of a sex pest, even for them
>>726772597>merely pretending to be retardDaring today aren't we
>>726772447The only reason this cringe video exists is because of how he interacts with Chibi. If it was just Chibi's cringe people wouldn't have even noticed it, it's part and parcel for speedrunners. Caveman doesn't give good commentary either and he has absolutely no dialogue with anyone in the chair. Yeah he didn't want Chibi there and it wasn't his fault that he was, but everything Chibi was guilty of Caveman did equally, just with his opposing brand of autism.
>>726772607those plus he got tons of underage con pussy when he was in his early 20s
>he dated a 17-year-old when he was 19?!>what a sick fuck!are zoomericans ok?
>>726771926retards be like>99% of the population understands this basic human mannerism but i don't, you are the ones at fault for not catering to my malformed brain
>>726772693Rent free lol
>>726771152There's no way this board doesn't know what this post is referencing, is this place actually filled with fucking zoomers now?
>>726772636Do you really think people like >>726772470 are being genuine?
>>726772742You paid in foreskin tho.
>>726770734If you can stomach the awkward silence then he did it perfectly.
>>726772749This guy >>726772512 got it
>>726772447>what makes caveman so bad and cringe?The sperg you're talking to is literally just making things up. He's the type to think that every scenario HAS to have a villain like reality is some kind of Disney cartoon.
>>726772767Im serious nigga. Chrischan has a fucking boyfriend-free girl now.Incels WANT to be alone.
>>726772767Of course I know they're pretending to be retarded, that doesn't mean it's a GOOD shitpost. It's forced as fuck
>>726772607He was kicked out of the polycule because kiwiniggers were violating their no.1 rule of don't touch the cow and messaging the other polycule members and they didn't want the attention
>>726772936>DUDE just be famous!
>>726770734I've seen this image so many times here over the years, never knew what this shit was about never cared to look it up or ask. I can only imagine it is something gross considering speedrunners are involved.
>>726772971Completely made up with no proof lmao, he literally said it was because of his sexual deviancy
>>726772749heyy I just watched this movie the other day, it was pretty good
>>726772992kinda coincidental how, in most games, pigs are evil...
>>726772992The actual story isn’t really that exciting.>guy is speedrunning game>other guy who doesn’t know him randomly sits on the couch>keeps making comments trying to be funny>speedrunner gets increasingly annoyed until he finally asks him to be quietWas kind of awkward when it happened but the only reason people keep talking about it is because the guy who wouldn’t shut up turned out to be a huge sperg that has been posting embarrassing shit for years so he’s a meme on his own.
>>726772992>I've seen this image so many times here over the years, never knew what this shit was about never cared to look it up or ask.The left autist was sperging out so the right autist ask him to stop.
>>726773121such as?
>>726772992frankly i have no idea why it's meme'd so much, right just told left (politely) to stop talking because he was being annoying and unfunny, it was a perfectly normal interaction
>>726770734>What are you actually supposed to do in this scenario?A simple "I don't know you get the fuck off my couch" would suffice.
>>726770734Recognize that motormouth is likely retarded and not intentionally rude then communicate properly to please be quiet as he's being distracting. Not to bottle it up and expect a retarded to be psychic, then reach your limit and have a mini bitch meltdown.
>>726770734I stay in silent
>>726773053>no proofIt's in his thread
I call Caveman a faggot and say that playstation nation is full of trannies, then I cheat my paper mario run successfully.
does anyone remember the time someone found chibi's password and started streaming japanese old man porn on his twitch account? good times
>>726770734
Is chibi still unemployed in Japan? I really wonder what happens to him when his mother's gone. Probably old as fuck if he's turned out as autistic as he is, she probably doesn't have much time left
>>726771926>"that's a funny joke, say another one!"The clue that it's sarcasm is actually way simpler than your imagined complex body language analysis. Nobody ever says "say another joke" and means it literally. That's all you need to tell you it's sarcasm
pigs
>>726770734If some scrawny video game faggot told me to quiet down for any reason, I'd go fucking apeshit and start pounding his face into a pulp live on stream. This is MY LIFE, I get to do WHAT I WANT. If I wanna sit on the couch, I'M GONNA SIT ON THE COUCH FUCK YOU. If I wanna make jokes about your faggot little game I WILL JOKE. I'M the CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE and you do NOT FUCK WITH ME
>>726772207Because you can't pick hyperfixations, it's entirely random.
>>726773654>nobody would do xHow would you know that though?
>>726772749I got the reference. also most of /v/ weren't even born back then.
>>726771152>>>/tv/
>>726773583No one fucking knows. He keeps being vague as fuck about his “job” so for all we know there was never a job and he’s just larping while taking an extended vacation.Since moving to Japan all he’s done is>complain about not having money>posted some picture of him bar hopping to make people think he’s having a lot of fun >complain about not having money >streamed himself walking around the mall a few times>got super sick for a week and couldn’t go to the doctor because he didn’t have money>complain about not having money>rushed out to buy the new kirby game despite not having moneyIf he’s working a job it has to be paying him less than minimum wage. I don’t even think he’s been able to find his own apartment yet because he wouldn’t be able to afford the deposit or key money.
>>726772414>or saying: "Uhm, production? I don't know this guy, why is he on my couch?"This is really what caveman should have done, but probably everyone involved in the event had little to no event-hosting experience. You kinda have to be prepared ahead of time for people to come in randomly and ruin things, or you're susceptible to this type of thing, like that kid who just strolled on stage at the dorito pope's game awards that one time. It may seem onerous to gate anyone from walking on stage or sitting on the couch, but it's worth not having these types of incidents. Also, they seemed to have learned their lesson because I can't think of a single thing that's been posted as much, and the chibi/caveman debacle is ancient at this this point.
>>726773583His mother isn't that old and is a paralegal. He'll inherit some money if she passed
>>726772287There's been an uptick of people who were the annoying autist in High School who see themselves in Chibi and defend him here.
>>726772287Caveman trooned out causing people to have retroactive bias
>>726772992Simple>right dude is speedrunning tomba 2>left dude has sat on the couch for several runs in a row, he knows nothing about them but thinks that he'll be able to propel his 'career' with the exposure>left keeps trying to make bad jokes and inane commentary instead of anything relevant to the speedrun>at one point right tells him to "please be quiet" so he can focus while https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEJ_9eCFkbo plays in the background>left looks like a dejected toddlerand that's about it, no lifes who look to GDQ events for the drama (which is all they're worth after about 2014) took it and ran with it; aided by the fact that left turned himself into a minor lolcow with his antics afterwards
>>726774440NO HE FUCKING DIDN'T FAKE ACCOUNT WITH FAKE FILTERED PFPHE REBRANDED AND SOMEONE ELSE TOOK HIS ORIGINAL TWITTER HANDLE AND MADE HIM LOOK LIKE A TROON
>>726774551The Playstation Transition Squad is denying their fate again, gamers.
>>726774551Caveman definitely trooned out
>>726774440Why do chibitroons keep pushing this narrative when it's debunked every thread
>>726774440It’s actually Cavewoman now
in pretty much any situation the correct answer is for me to beat the shit out of everyone around me within an inch of their lives but i'm usually outnumbered, so i seethe instead.
>>726774639Because it makes people mad and no one's still watching GDQ to see him host his yearly kusoge tournament finale on stream.
What does caveman even go by now? Offbrand or some gay shit like that I think?
Is Chibi still banned from vidya conventions?
>>726774634picrel>>726774852>yearlyso it's easily sourceable
>>726773667Yeah you'd fit in with those spergs alright lmao
>>726774989>ywn be this much of a chad
>>726774968Cavebitch, and she's BUILT for neanderthals.
>>726774968still goes by caveman in his usual circles, he just gave up the caveman twitter account
>>726772749>le heckin' reference. People think the line is funny because its derivative sentimental bullshit. You don't have to know it came from marilyn manson to find it funny.
>>726774989>>726775053O_O
>>726772749not a crossborder faggot
>>726771926To anyone who isnt an autistic retard yes, it is very obvious
>>726774989>>726775053"girl" was 16 as far as Chibi knew btw
>>726770734Kill Barry and praise Nintendo.
I wish chibi were inside my tight palace rn
>>726772749everyone knows you dumbass newfag /tv/ sucks ass
>>726772207You need to have ADHD in order for both neurodivergencies to complement each other and be able to change hyperfixations as if they were gears in a car.Either way you are essentiall proposing to use RCT but with autism
>>726775642/tv/ is unironically a better board than /v/
>>726771926Stick to reading cats
>>726772287He is in the wrong. He's just sad enough that I feel bad for him, especially being a sperg myself. Get real "there but for the grace of God I" feelings from him. Could have been me if things went even slightly worse
>>726772207that's called a psychopath
when's the next event we're watching together?
>>726775990not saying much
>>726775990No it really isn't.
>>726770734>What are you actually supposed to do in this scenario?Be quiet.
...but yes you are correct.
It was Chibi's birthday. He earned that couch spot.
>>726775053What is it with autists and ERP? Can't these faggots just jerk off and go along with their day?
>>726773991>but it's worth not having these types of incidents.It's the most entertainment to have ever come from GDQ so I'd say it was absolutely worth it.
>>726774989Oh, THAT Joker. I read the first two messages and took a break to laugh.
>>726771152>I would listen to what he had to saySuch as?
>>726775053lookin' cool joker
>>726770734In all honesty I'm on Chibi's side. He was just trying to make an absolute bore of a run somewhat entertaining. It's an issue with most GDQ runs. They're just so boring. Bonesaw's Jak run is a good example of what a GDQ "performance" should be like.
>>726772749I had no idea what this is m8. I was watching kino like not another teen movie and not this random korean shit
>>726772749I don't pay attention to Tr00n games done quick or their drama, sorry.
>>726772207Because it becomes detrimental and leads to neuroticism. I will obsessively replay a social interaction scenario mentally on repeat trying to work out someone's confounding behaviour, trying to gleam a kernel of sense from it, because sometimes a neutotypical person also just behaves in the most retarded way with no logic as to what they said or why, yet alone the tones they use. So we're left in a state of constantly second guessing "Did I do something wrong to cause their strange behaviour?"People don't realise I'm atypical because I've gotten so good at a calm relaxed charismatic persona, all the time I'm this weird stressy person inside. Eventually I go as far as spelling it out to people that I'm retarded because the average person is incapable of picking up on it.It's exhausting and it makes me averse to social interaction.
>>726772207Because normalfags are nonsensical
>>726772207Some of them do, it's called "masking" aka learning how to act less autistic. They're still autistic, it's just harder to tell.
>>726787324Perfect TL;DR for >>726787294
>>726787089oh, but you do pay attention to the newest moeslop of the month, tranimelover?
>>726788861>Nichijou was in 2011where do the years go...anyway, anime isn't vidya, Tranimal-kun
>one autist is being awkward>another autist awkwardly asks him to be quiet>/v/ considers this to be their Citizen Kane moment for some reasonI really don't get it.
>>726770734Chibi should have stood up, turned off the console and walked out laughing.
