never ask a death eater the race of his girlfriend
Hogwarts Legacy 2 should be set in another school.Me? Uagadou Legacy
>>726774757The entirety of the middle east being forced to go to the same school is hilarious.
>>726774757kek these fucking names. JK Rowling really is a hack. but that just makes her that much more respectable to me
>>726774757>American school for witchcraft>not in Salemone job
>>726774757>biggest wizarding school in the worldit just makes sensealso those divisions are weird. i would expect the schools more divided by culture than continent.
who even gives a shit about this 1890s garbagelet me be a wizard in at least the 50s or 60s, charm the family car to flym and make mischief at hogwarts so my parents send me a howler.
>>726774757Imagine the kind of intertribal violence and multi-generational blood feuds that that must happen at Uagadou lmao
>>726774505imagine a white european growing up reading about the magical world of harry potter and 20 years later they make a game and there are africans in it, for no reason
>1890s hogwarts>tons of black, asian, mena students>1990s hogwarts>95% white except for like 4 tokenswhat did Dumbledore do to all the POC students?
>>726774757>jap school is just called magic school kek
>>726774757>no aussie, chinese, SEAmonkey or pajeet wizardsProbably for the best.
>>726775375>in lotr, gandalf just means "grand elf"bravo tolkien
>>726775217lmao u mom a howler
>>726775301he stretched his legs and CALMLY had a chat with all the POC of color
>>726775293I think europeans generally identify with their actual distinct ethnicity rather than the arbitrary generalization that is whiteness, so it is imaginary
>>726775301hit em with the "go backius to africus"
The real horseshit is making the wakanda wannabes have wandless magic that is somehow stronger and better in every way, because niggers.Fuck you Rowling
>>726775582>white people don't existi've always been amazed at this particular campaigngood luck rabbi
>>726774757>>726775375except it's not even called Magic School, that would be Mahou Gakuen.. which sounds somewhat alright, even if a bit on the noseBut nah she chose to call it Mahou Tokoro which literally means "Magic PLACE"
>>726774998They're greyed out, anon.
>>726774757why do wizards following muggle political boundaries?
>>726775493gandalf means wood elf reallyt. nordicuck
>>726775582hey schlomo
>>726775727>he doesn't know the lorehttps://harrypotterfanon.fandom.com/wiki/Trollmannsvei_School_of_Witchcraft_and_Wizardry_(Msalmeen)
>>726774757France and Germany realistically ought to have numerous magic schools of their own. Spain should have its own and it should be one of the most secretive given the Inquisition. Italy and Greece could share a Hellenistic school. Scandinavia could have it's own Nordic magic school I guess. China and India should each have their own schools, naturally.
>>726774757>go to Livermorny>get shot
>>726775804not canonhttps://youtu.be/0xCu7QC82k0?t=17
>>726774757Isn't kind of weird that the japanese are the biggest Harry Potter fans yet there's not a single story about the canon japanese magic school?
>>726775582>white culture does not exist but every other shade of brown does! Very fucking evil. Your kike handlers must be proud.
>>726775904>I'm going to make Hogwarts look like a fucking joke
>>726775770idk if this is still current but when they first introduced the different schools it had to do with the type of magic they each taught, there was different magic styles in general cultural areas, like the american school was native american themed and had more shamanic type magic
>>726774757This map never fails to amuse me. The Wizarding World becomes such an unbelievably stupid setting as soon as it expands beyond Hogwarts.
>>726774505>*ABOOBOOBOOBOBOOBOO*
I really feel sorry for bongs, taken over by pakastani rape gangs and arresting its actual white citizens for noticing too much.
>>726774757I like the implication of this map that arabs and east asians dont get to practice magic, with the exception of Japan. Also that the North American and SOuth American schools were founded by colonialists, but the African school was not (lmao)
>>726774757>no school in india
>>726775661People who identify with whiteness exist, but they generally aren't the people who are members of the actual diverse ethnicities that whiteness flattens into an oversimplified homogenization, like french and british and german people (and italians and Irish and selective eastern europeans, depending on what year it is or who you ask, because it is, again, arbitrary)
>>726774757Ouagadougou is the capital of Burkina Faso, she just shortened the name. RIP to all my African niggas having to go to that shithole to learn bitchraft and niggerdry.
>>726776403It's very difficult to find teachers for Pootions, please understand
>>726775301Don't worry, with the new pozzed harry potter show, they will "correct" it by including tons of PoC.
>>726776403>Indian wizards still haven't figured out the poo disappearing spell by 2025
>>726776505I dunno, i heard we're the only one who can be genocided without anyone being killed or even tangibly harmed. I don't like our odds.
>>726775770>>726775202>i would expect the schools more divided by culture than continentThey kind of are in the actual lore its usually whichever the biggest country in the area is has a school administered by their countries government but that they also accept wizards from smaller countries, there's also implied to be more schools, ie china has a confirmed ministry of magic they just never get in to the school for it
Do you think the Deathly Hallows was an asspull JKR came up with during the last book or two? Harry having the "real" Invisibility Cloak feels forced when they slightly worse cloaks widely available, as well as shit like the Disillusionment charm.
>>726776607>black SnapeI just cannot cope with this. I can deal with the spanish looking Hermione, but Snape is so egregiously wrong that I'm seething months later.
why are they remaking the movies as a show anyways, everyone i knew loved the movies
I want a game set in the 70s with most of the plot centered around a looming disco war between the great houses....But unironically.
>>726776950the last 2 books were so awfully written that I imagine she was just desperately grasping for things to throw in them
>>726778137I mean its kind of an obvious move, sales on harry potter merch are probably slowing because the younger generation didn't grown up with it and remaking it as a tv series that's going to come out over years will keep it relevant for a long time, but then they fucked up by letting the DEI department get a hold of it
>>726775465>aussieAccio VB long neckAccio durriesReady for the school term, cunts
>>726778137wrong, troon, they're adapting the books into a series
>>726775661'White' is a uniquely American thing. Europeans are much more likely to identify with their actual ethnicity - slav, nordic, germanic, anglo-saxon etc. Remember that Hitler wanted to annihilate slavs just as much as he wanted to annihilate kikes.
>>726779232>Hitler wanted to annihilate slavsSure, he also wanted world domination and build the death star. Retard.
>>726779232nice try Vilegood luck convincing everyone that White people don't exist.
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>>726775217give me a gritty medieval spinoff where you et hunted by the church
>>726775582The Latinx and Nigerians are very upset with your level headed take
>>726775715nobody asked weeb
>>726784063The first one is so embarrassing, his username has aryan and still trying so hard to hide that he's mexican.
>>726784150Quite hilarious honestly I always suspected that behind the more mentally ill anger filled posts were just "white" supremacists like these
>>726780959i don't get it
>>726775727>magic is haram>jeets biologically incapable of itEven better
>>726774757>the only good part of this shit franchise should not be the setting of the sequel Thank god you’re not jewish enough to be a manager
>>726776059Jeff Bezos, I kneel.
>>726774757A summer camp in the US surrounded by cryptids could be fun.
>>726779232>'White' is a uniquely American thing. Ah, so THAT'S why Yuros are so accepting of third worlders browning up their country. They're all spiritually nonwhite.
>>726786525>US surrounded by cryptids>USA>cryptids