Crossover of the century is finally here
Mahjong Fight Girl's side
Mother vs Mother cross game eventhttps://x.com/bombergirl573/status/1996127269325255078
>>727413262This is so fucking bad.
>>727413147>>727413198So old woman is Konami new game plan?
>>727413405Honestly, it can't be helped when Dia and Shiroe are extremely popular.
https://p.eagate.573.jp/game/mfg/1/chara/detail.html?id=19Voicelines inside
>>727413471Well Now I need a double paizuri art of both
>>727413147>>727413198I wanted the fat slob, but this is the second best choice! I also want Shiroe's new outfit in Bombergirl. It's so fucking sex.It's a damn shame Dia is going to be paid gacha only and you can bet your ass they're going to pull the 5 characters on rate-up again for her debut.
She is a shooter right?Kinda weird class for her
it's gonna bomb
it's gonna explode right in their faces
Bombs
>>727413147Why did they add the hag instead of her daughter?
>>727415464People like the hag more
>>727415464Because the hag is simply more popular
>>727415464they asked me
>>727415730>>727415813What is this world coming to?
>>727415987Both hags are widows.Shiroe heavily leans into the "you can be Shiro and Shiron's new papa"Dia is an ex-magical girl that still wears her magical girl clothes from when she was a (single digit) years old. Completely unabashed too.
>>727413147I never expected a bomber game to have designs this fuckable
>>727415987Untapped Market
>>727416827>"untapped" (previously tapped)
>>727417060Name 5
>>727413405old women are the future
Is it because I've become middle aged myself that I can't stop lusting for older women now? It was never like this for me in the past.
>>727419073Realistically having a chance with the girl is a turn on. Now that your old, young chicks, while preferable are out of reach for most, so your brain is now focused on whats attainable
There's something so hot about Dia body
>>727420651Paizuri made body
>>727413147>>727416295>>727421552>both widows>both milfsShota and ntr built
>this is konami nowWhat went wrong?
>>727421975wrong?
Fat bitchhh
>>727413147Dose anyone actually play the game? Did they ever fix the problem that you cannot get into matchmaking with your friends? Like, what the fuck only way to play with friends is private games
>>727423328>Did they ever fix the problem that you cannot get into matchmaking with your friends?LolLmao even
>>727423328You're meant to physically go to the arcades and destroy your neighboring cabinet's Grim Aloe's clothes.
>>727423412>>727423328Top kek, you niggers don't even recognize what I'm even talking about. I should have known better sub humans only fap to art
>>727416295As much as I love the idea of raising other people's offspring, if a woman has a daughter she should be offering her to you at least instead of herself. If she's fine with being the side piece then that's fine.
>>727423740the answer is still no
>>727413147The face on that chibi model looks very off. Mouth too low, eyes too high maybe?
>fat hags instead of mesugaki lolisJapan has fallen...
>not IyoI thought it made the most sense with her being an android and stuff
bombs?
>>727426341Yes
>>727426341Lamp oil? Rope, even?It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees.
Damn mahjong players look like this?
>>727413147>ShooterI'm not a jong fag, can she still transform? Is she gonna punch people or what?
I wish this could be a trend outside of gacha trash, but I guess gacha have exhausted everything else, like furries. Older or plumper characters are the Japanese equivalent of neon genitals.
>>727413147>>727413198Bombs?!
>>727426975She's a magical girl along with her daughter but you never really see that come into play in mahjong fight girl other than one of her costumes.
>>727426975maybe it's a skill like dark
>>727415987The average age in Japan is like 49 these days. I don't recall seeing a single young person playing the jongs at the game centers.
>>727416295and what happened to shiroe’s husband?
>>727427157
>>727427157>I had enough of your shit bomberman
Umnn Bomber?
>>727427157Have you seen them BOMBS?
>>727426975She punches the air and it kills people
>>727427120That doesn't suddenly mean you stop preferring schoolgirls
>>727413147>>727413198>>727413262Fellow shotas, we need to come up with countermeasures
>>727413147うわぁ…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dbh5aZ6myEw
>>727427670>1 million viewsWe're truly in the age of hags
>>727413198>>727413147Holly SEXOOOOOOOOO
>>727428157The future is hag, young boy
>>727427660>countermeasuresRape.
>>727413262SOUL
>>727415464The mother is simply more popular among men and women. The daughter is only popular among lolicons.
>>727426341Sir, this is a Wendy's
>>727423328>Dose anyone actually play the game?Yes, of course. People play online every day.>Did they ever fix the problem that you cannot get into matchmaking with your friends?People have always been able to play with friends on the Arcade. This is an option that is disabled in Konasute to force people to play with more people and not make the matchingmaker unbalanced, which is only enabled at certain times when people want to test certain gameplay components.>Like, what the fuck only way to play with friends is private gamesBecause it creates segregation, better players won't want to play with newer players, Japanese players won't want to play with foreigners, and tryhards won't want to play with people who just want to have fun.
How the fuck do I play this. I finally have a PC to play it but Ive no idea how to. Post guide please
>>727413361>>727413405>>727427042>>727415464>>727415987Things have changed for quite some time now. Times have simply changed, and this generation no longer likes lolis. Japan is simply changing.
>>727427058Made for oyakodon.
>>727431209>>>/vm/bombergirlRead the guide on the OP
>>727430307But if you rape them they win
>>727431868>>727431448>>727427230So he was the same kind of retard I am.
No hags here, just young girls in their prime
>no oyakodon crossover in either directionwhat's the point...
>>727432192>brown>moleUgly as shit
>>727432560No, u.
>main game still stuck on arcades>PC port is gimped to shitWhat the fuck is their problem?
>>727432192>Flip phoneOld phone for a cute hag
>>727413147I would like a game where I play as a human man and get to bang the Bombergirl characters.
>>727413198I guess this means Shiro got cucked out of appearing in the mahjong game yet again, but this time by her own mother.
>>727433558Wouldn't be funny if a bombergirl character show up in a Bomberman game and it's fucking pine or grey
https://x.com/mfg573/status/1926926289832964535Does a game need that much soul?
https://x.com/mfg573/status/1918500767272751189
https://x.com/mfg573/status/1901929068045725794
>>727413147Why are the chibis so bad? Blue Archive perfected 3D chibi proportions by not being afraid to make the head smaller, and it's baffling people didn't follow suit.
>>727435424Bad sexample
>PC still doesn't have Rainbow menus>PC still costs x4 the price to roll the gacha compared to cabinets>PC still doesn't have a vertical monitor option to mimic cabinetCan we PLEASE fix this shit? I loved playing it when I was in Japan, but PC is just plain unfun.
>>727435424Vastly different gameplay.Bonga isn't an auto-battler, you actually need to be able to tell what's going on on the screen.
>>727435764NoPlay on arcadesT.konami
https://x.com/mfg573/status/1895398539796062665
>>727436008Put them in my country then you racist midgets.
>>727431891Not if you mind break them and get them addicted.
>>727435424I think the Chibis are very good. The problem is that Dia is trying to do a pose that isn't very good for the Chibi.>>727435764I wish I had a good answer for that, but I don't. All I can say is that it's probably an internal conflict within Konami's division.
>>727427230>>727431448oh god, it was my fault.
>>727436013
>>727426273I really wish it was Chaos Isshiki
>>727435424>>727435812Adding on to that, Bombergirl has outfits that are universal across characters. Thus heads need to be large and prominent to ensure you can ID someone. It's also why the headgear options are all tiny things that don't cover the majority of the head and hair.
>>727435424I like the Chibis.Chise's legs look juicy, but I like how expressive the chibis of bombergirl are.
I haven't played in a while. Are they giving out a free bomba garu soon like they did last year?
>>727435424They're basically like nendoroids. I don't see what's wrong with them.
>>727427157japanese cold
>>727440127>no animation of hiiro brushing her wings
>>727423328I've played with my friend almost every day for like 3 years. just queue at the same time and 90% of the time we get in the same match
>>727440287presumably, they've done it for the last couple years so they'll probably do it again. anniversary is the 22nd, so we should hear something in the next few weeks
>>727431274> つるペた>Tsurupeta: flat chestedI think is what we call a euphemism.
>>727443734Euphemism for Loli.Even the Japanese were saying that it was a way of censoring the word. Perhaps in the future it will no longer be a term that is used.I like the word Lolita and I like the Russian book too.
>>727433558>I guess this means Shiro got cucked out of appearing in the mahjong game yet again, but this time by her own mother.Yes, sucks to be herhttps://x.com/kurukon965n/status/1996205827267686447
>>727443834>Play more arcade games /v/>NOOO NOT THAT ONE
>>727443197>played with my friend almost every day for like 3 yearsdamnjelly
>>727446043>>727444442
https://x.com/Lubato32/status/1996142666397130774
>>727443197Damn, I wish I had a friend.
>>727446043>>727443834
>>727446149so that's why ccj didn't get a crossover girl
>>727415464When you eat oyakodon, you start from the bottom.
>>727440127Has any of the newer characters had their models ripped yet?
>>727448939It's not difficult to do. The game uses Unity and has tutorials on how to do it. But in case you're wondering, there's nothing public.
>>727436323Be grateful we're giving you DDR on very selective few Arcade chains.
>>727446351I'll be your friend. Queue up midnight EST.
Please include the swimsuit and bunny girl outfit on the first day.
>>727413147
>>727450739Their mascot is a little piggy. They have these pig tails/ahoge.
Bombas?
>>727452079nice
>>727452079she truly is a belmont
Where's the gameplay?
>>727451421why are they so fat
>>727452902
>>727431274>middle east likes trannieswhat did they mean by this?
>>727451421This attire certainly seems better suited to a young girl than an old hag with resting bitch face
>>727413198>we want the chubby-chaser audience
>>727454207That's MILF Meat. It's perfectly acceptable, unlike fatties who are fat just because they eat too much.
>>727454207they have a real fatty already >>727422838
I hate the original girls, I wish everyone was either a Bomberman character or inspired by a Konami game.
>>727456437This is a crossover girl
>>727456437Thank God you're the minority with no real power
>>727456548I know, I just wanted to complain.>>727456689I also know this, I just think adding random sluts with no connection to Bomberman or Konami just takes away from the game's theme.
>>727456768THIS IS A KONAMI GAME>I just wanted to complainOk carry on
>>727456768i do agree that i look forward to seeing what konami ip new characters use, but most girls seem to have some streneous connectionsuisui had no connection either thematically or narratively and suffers for it
>>727421975Modern anime
>>727413147>>727413198i want to see their daughters(as futas) fuck each others mothers in mating press position
>>727456437>original girlsMost of them are inspired by a Konami game. The only one that isn't clear is Prune.
>>727452176Too bad anon didn't made more of those
>>727421975>What went wrong?Vegetable oil
>>727413262the random Aloe duo
This might be the first time ever I legitimately dont know what a thread is even about, everything is in japanese and Ive never seen any of these characters in my life, while I do like milfs and big tits its kinda frustrating not knowing them
>>727462027
>>727462027>>727413147>Crossover of the century is finally here>image says "NEW BOMBER GIRL" in english>>727413198>Mahjong Fight Girl's side>>727413262>Mother vs Mother cross game eventreally doesn't take a rocket scientist to use context clues to figure things out bud
>>727462383ok now explain it in the loli dialect of the east sumbanese language
>>727461983
>>727463125
>>727463201
>>727413147finally a real woman
>>727413262Poor Aloes
Why is Dia single?
>>727465740This won't last long. The first thing I'm going to do is grind to girl rank 150.
and just like that, all the gooner games started catering to disgusting hag lovers at the same time.i love it.
>>727451421Fuck you fags. Old hags wearing embarrassing clothes that don't fit them anymore is a top tier fetish.
We got so close
>>727468437cute kimono grim
bombermilf really has gotten a ton of content this year despite just releasing
""""""Shooter""""""
>Maximum allowed video duration is 120 secondsWhen did this image board become so unfeasible?>>727462823https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzO9d4zdGbA
>>727471513>Shooter
>>727471513hmi duck about 20 cm and tank the hit
>>727469192I'm so close
since when was bomberman about bewbs?
>>727475170Every man seeks boobs. It was going to happen from the beginning.
to think. this woman milked bomberman dry to death...
>>727475505and that's a good thing.
>>727475505It's a great way to go
>>727475056platina best girl but nobody agrees
>tfw you are the only sepiafag on earth
>>727477015
>>727477015>Honest 3rd place I bet if it wasn't for the rat and grey whales she would have got 2nd and maybe 1st
>>727477015Make Sepia a MILF
>>727477015I don't know her, but I like the Belmonts, so she must be cool.
>>727476783
>>727477015please. Sepia has her fans . quite a few are less popular
So these hags have canon husbands? Feels a little bad for the gacha profit
>>727477015don't worry, i saw a secondhand sepia figure get sold for £290 at an anime convention once
>>727478180Both widows, who are not "looking for romance" and are dedicated to caring for their daughters
>>727478180had, they're widows
>>727477015Sepia sucks ass because >attacker but no invincibility because lmao
>>727479456The trade off is that she's thicker than the other attackers with more HP. Her level 2 skill also has i-frames.
>>727481827I don't care. Cocoa can crush my skull with her thighs.
>>727479456she has iframes with her slam and whip, and during the beginning rev up of the chainsaw
>>727484930How does that outfit work?
>>727446351>>727450473WE BOMBIN'
>Did 40 rolls on the second Grim Aloe physical gacha>Not a single wall scrollAt least I got both t-shirts
>>727413198>super speshul æ kanabut why
>>727485746You gonna wear those around town?
>>727432192gyaru are now old enough to be hagsthink about it
>>727413361sorry it isn't the troon Tumblr slop you would have preferred >>727431274Milfs have always been more popular than cunny in Japan lil niglet lmfao
>>727491948this manga dying the hiatus death has hurt me greatly
>>727477015You aren't.There's this one Japanese lady who waifus Sepia.She's got a pretty fancy shrine and commissions lewd art of her SI with Sepia. She's pretty based.
i'm the only pine fanno one but me likes big bombs on small bombersalso my iq is like, three digitspossibly more
>>727493076I'm sorry, but Grim Aloe got dibs on my seed.
How do i get the game working on linux? Did the bottles guide but it didn't work.
>>727493076John Konami please stop posting. We all know you rigged the poll to boot Hiiro out of the top 7 to sneak Pine in. Also while you're at it, please give us Bombergirl arcades at Round1 locations. I would also love to see IIDX releases on steam. I would be a total sucker paying $80 for each version with modern qualities of life improvements. Oh and tell Konami of America to stop censoring Yugioh cards and release the alt arts for the level 3 Charmers in the upcoming Rarity Collection.
>>727493990bery well, i have heard your demandsfrom this day forth, there shall be one more mfg cabinet in asahikawa, hokkaido
>>727494432At least revive CCJ by releasing it on konaste...
>>727478304>despite this, they're both effectively back on the table themselves >also sidesteps any obvious NTR connotations since it's not like you can NTR a dead manI wonder if convenient widowism is going to be the meta for MILF characters going forward
>>727478304I thought you could marry Shiroe if you reach rank 150 with her like (almost) every other girl in the game
>>727496873it's been standard for agesthe father is usually non-corporeal, or dead, or away on a 40 year business trip in america, or etcamano megumi's dad took something like 4 years to materializemiyazaki chisaki's dad exists, ostensiblyshishunki-chan no shitsukekata is a rare momservice comic that comes to mind where the husband is actually around and shows affection
>>727497662I meant it more in the sense of the woman's husband being both confirmed dead and also not relevant or known in any way. Him not meeting both of those conditions makes him (and her) easy NTR bait.
>>727500156>>727499382>>727484930I guess I should jerk off
>>727413361>i'm so fucking gay!!!the state of this site, man
>>727499382cute
>>727413147>>727413198>>727432192I like BIG BOMBS if you know what I mean
>>727496873>I wonder if convenient widowism is going to be the meta for MILF characters going forwardAnon, it has been like this for a long time. The mother is an improved copy of the daughter.
>>727477015>he doesn't about the sepiafag yurifag jp artistHow many sepia arts have you commission?
>>727485330What do you mean? It's like a leotard with a skirt.https://x.com/573Kuji/status/1989272095453507617
>>727413262Kek the Aloes are the Mothra priestesses
>>727413198Black people won
>>727506116Magical hags are the best. Hags should be required to wear kiddie clothes too.
>>727422838
>>727475056This is sex, but no one cares.
>>727506856I care, but I don't have her so all I feel is rage.
>>727507405>have plat>don't have dark or mamaAt least Plat is still good, right?
>>727507682>At least Plat is still good, right?>the only speed 6 bomber>remote dig bomb>throwable bomb for fucking up defence>her unstoppable big bomb is a big FUCK YOU to the enemy blocker >also instantly clears 8x3 blocks in front of herOne of the best IMO. Tier S
>>727413147god, those legs....
>>727435424Bigger heads is because the exact tile a bomberman character is standing needs to be very very clear. The entire game is about predicting character movement and trapping them with bombs.
>>727418794
Do they still do character giveaways ever? When do I need to log in to cash in on that?
>>727413147They will never release bombergirl on steam...