/v/ will look you dead in the eye and tell you this doesn't look fun as fuck
jak 3 did mad max desert biking way better
I'm okay with that honestly, it's more the escort missions of the guys constantly talking to you that's turning me off.Like I'd pay $20 for it, but $60 at minimum? Fuck no.
this is the best they could do? 8 years, most expensive game ever made by Nintendo?
Tis looks so lifeless.
>>727461946Wow, driving a motorcycle in an empty field? 11/10, GOTY
NINTENDOOOOOOOOOOHIRETHISM-Oh wait...
>>727462060it's a desert retard
reminds me of smtv
>>727461946Will Myles remind me where the throttle and break are every 60 seconds? I need that, because I'm a Prime 4 defender.
>>727461946Is this the first video game you've ever seen?
>>727461946Mad max is a 5 dollar game
>>727462119these are all fine if you're not terminally autistic
If baffles me how Ubisoft has been shat on for soulless empty open worlds for like 10 years now and nintendo comes along with breath of the wild and shit like this that get a 9 or more.
>>727462307>breath of the wild>empty>soullessDude really?
i mean thats cool but her super running is cooler
>>727461946this doesn't look fun as fuck.
>>727461946This doesn't look fun as fuck
Why is Samus taking the Koopa Troopa Beach shortcut
if this released on the Wii-U, you'd have a case.But we're over-saturated with open-world slop, even in Nintendo's own library.So another open-slop game, now, is horrible timing.Sometimes i think Nintendo greenlit this game just so they could send it out to poison-pill the series because they're tired of dealing with it
lol
>>727462369thats the common enlightened gamer take. I personally thought the world of botw was gorgeous especially for being a tablet game
>ericasnoy seethe thread #9001Yawn. Get some new material.
>>727461946I actually just watched a streamer on Twitch say how boring it is, lel.
>>727461946It's so fucking dire that I immediately thought about Sonic Frontiers while looking at this gameplay
>>727461946Mad Max mogs this so hardHell, Jak 3 mogs and that game is 20 years old
>>727461946Honestly, this doesn't look as bad as I expected. It has that same kind of vibe as "that one vehicle chase level" every game in the 2000s had. I'm okay with that.
>>727463798>I actually just watched a streamer on Twitchwhy the fuck would you do that? but more importantly, why the fuck would you admit that?
>>727461946.
>>727464181kek literally half the game is racing. it has RACING CHALLENGES.>beat ze lap in under 50 seconds!
Why does it look so bad? Breath of the Wild looked much better.
i didn't even realize what it was at first, i thought it was a 20 year old game
>>727461946>YO WE HEARD YOU LIKE DRIVING AROUND BIG EMPTY MAPS USING PREBUILT UNREAL DRIVING VEHICLE PHYSICS SO WE PUT A BIG FUCKING EMPTY MAP IN YOUR ATMOSPHERIC FPS
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE DESERT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I wish they at least made it more cinematic with crazy camera angles. If its gonna be full of nothing at least make it look cool. half life 2 did bettter than this
>>727461946The problem isn’t looking good or bad. I want to play a labyrinth exploration focused action adventure game. AKA a “metroidvania”.If I wanted to play a generic open world game I’d buy Ubisoft’s slop or whatever.This might be a good game but sure isn’t Metroid and I want Metroid.BTW, I stopped playing Fire Emblem for similar reasons. Fire Emblem died 20 years ago. Modern Fore Emblem is simply not Fire Emblem.
>>727461946>"we didn't want to deal with making the areas interconnected so we're just going to copy Ocarina of Time but make the hub area look even less interesting and if the players want something to do we'll put green crystals scattered everywhere that the player is required to get."
>>727461946
>>727464194sorry summer tourist but T/v/itch is /v/ approved
>>727461946I could just go play The Crew 2.
>>727462202Anon, did you mean to reply to that post? I think there's some other posts you should try replying to...
>>727462113Yes. So why's it in the game?
>>727461946Monolith Soft did better-looking open world alien deserts a decade ago on the fucking Wii U.
>>727461946Nintendo hired that man
>>727461946There's nothing out there and you can see on the minimal that it's a corridor unless you can go outside it but there's nothing outside of it, which would be just as stupid
>>727461946Funny thing is, it could work if they made a silent game as SotC
I can do that in Hyrule already on the motorcycle. It's not my personal preference to have open world games.
>>727464741What fire emblem were you playing 20 years ago when they were all locked behind Japanese?Echoes was awesome. I would also like to see a faithfully adapted version of Holy War but I'm not sure if they would pull it off.
>>727461946WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!
>>727461946This doesn't look fun as fuck.
>>727465710yeah this is literally a reskin with less shit to do
>>727465039... as an instant ban self report
>>727461946looks like a ps3 game
American millennials have ruined gaming.t. American millennial
>>727469097I agree but I also hate to agree with you
>>727461946didn't I already play this back in '98?yes, yes I did.
>>727461946It's wind waker without soul or sexy pirates.
>>727468996There's no way this is real I refuse to believe it.
>>727461946I'd rather play Smuggler's Run.
>>727469284>There's no way this is real I refuse to believe it.It's realWhat the webm doesn't show is that right before it, she uses the Grapple Beam to rip off a cover, hence the "Lasso" comment at the startIt's that bad
>>727469479I'm going to /vr/ and I'm not coming back, modern gaming is fucked.
>>727468917>ps3generous
>>727468996What is wrong with this exactly? It feels like people are deliberately overreacting to this trivial line of dialogue for shitposting purposes. I wouldn't think twice about it if it happened while I was playing but /v/ has to make 800 threads melting down over it.
>>727461946They finally caught up to Halo 1 quality.
>>727461946I simply prefer speed boosting and shine sparking through map designs not meaningless terrain.
>>727469685>series about being isolated and exploring space haunted houses and fighting monsters>bro let's fill it with marvel dialogue!You just don't get it if you don't already. You are retarded and I gave you too much as it is.
>>727461946I imagine it gets boring really fast.>tell you this doesn't look fun as fuckDepends almost entirely on your gaming experience. People who have been playing video games for decades have experienced lots of different racing games, no matter how futuristic, including weaponry, destruction, mayhem. You name it.TL;DR: Nothing in your clip makes the game unique/something new/never seen/played before
i swear I played this shit on the ps2
>>727469882Same
>>727461946Does the bike even have a manual jump
>>727461946this doesn't look fun as fuck
>>727461946How are tendies still mesmerized by open world slop after everyone else got sick of it 7-8 years ago?
Doesnt look $70 fun
>>727470003what makes you think i like open world slop?
>>727469959this but with mx vs atv untamed
>>727469587The end boss in Metroid Prime 4 involves escorting NPCs
>>727469479the phrasing makes it sound like a dance
>>727461946This is literally 30 year old gameplay, you fucking retarded zoomer.
>>727462052>most expensive gamemost of that just went into keeping the lights on at retro and feeding the devs
Every company is constantly fucking up. Is modern management completely retarded?
>>727470347Please tell me you are joking. How could they actually think this was okay?
>>727462113mad max did desert 20 times more interesting and more lively and it was considered mid game i finished it with maxed out car without pushing myself to finish itwitch i cant say about any other game in last 3 years other than stalker2
>>727461946Can’t I already do that in botw? What does this add to Metroid?
>>727462369What, do I collect weapons, that break? Korok seeds, that either expand my inventory or something else that I forgot because who the FUCK cares? There is no point to exploring, there is NOTHING there. It's FUCKING SHIT.
>>727469802Once again someone parroting a term they saw other people on /v/ using. What does "Marvel dialogue" even mean? You realize Marvel hasn't even been relevant since like 2019?
>>727470545The boss fights have been leaked on Youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhaZjc-t030The answer to "How could they think this was ok?" is that they hired former 343 people, who basically made Halo: Metroid Edition
>>727470957>You realize Marvel hasn't even been relevant since like 2019?And yet people still insert marvel dialogue in games.
>>727469685>What is wrong with this exactly?Everything. It's not even a Metroid thing, it's essentially games being too afraid that a player might not be experiencing the proper emotion, so they signpost the emotion you ought to be feeling through your companions. Essentially, they serve to be walking [APPLAUSE] signs and it fucking sucks. I want to be immersed in a game, not an audience member.I played Hogwarts Legacy for 80 hours, and 10 of those was just walking around the castle because of all the detail that was poured into that location. The game never told me to "press A to be amazed (shake the controller to amaze even harder)", I just did it of my own volition, and it was a cool experience. Monster Hunter Worlds had some really detailed ecology, with monsters and fauna having interesting behaviors, which I spent a few hours just observing. Also really cool. Monster Hunter Wilds, on the contrary, has specific segments where you are literally expected to "Press A to gander at the environment" and it fucking sucks. If I want to find something the devs did as cool, it's because -I- want to, not because the game tells me I'm allowed to. It's incredibly trivializing.
>>727461946It is what it is. Planet 1990's Arizona.https://files.catbox.moe/v1eyqf.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/2gu9xt.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/dccevb.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/sog52k.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/abz27t.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/hqdids.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/28y695.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/j2ohdj.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/m9kip1.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/wenhwc.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/4jzb3x.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/fgn9ku.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/bkafl6.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/e9h63w.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/ih51yv.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/kfw6pg.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/90tpua.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/xqe83q.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/e5frvt.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/xmdu8e.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/xd3ipu.png https://files.catbox.moe/fl3zq2.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/d2o9is.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/mbl5rl.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/i610qj.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/rvm0xr.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/f0zht6.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/idgsjq.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/ajvv4w.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/d3e856.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/ln2mli.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/qoqqzk.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/w02hqg.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/28cwb2.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/kwr4ls.png
>>727470957>Marvel dialogueIt's "quirky, tension-relieving dialogue where the situation does not call for tension-relief". Nothing quite says "trapped, alone, few in number on a god-forsaken planet" quite like some quirk chungus quipping off every five seconds.
Jak 3 did it better didn't it?
>>727461946After watching this, I'd much rather play mercenaries 2 and now I'm going to figure out how to.
>>727461946i can do the exact same thing in GTA except in a map that isn't completely empty with nothing in it and able to play with other people
>>727461946I HATE SAND
Why /v/ hates deserts so much? 1/3 of Earth's land surface are deserts
>>727471031>the NPCs playing jumping ropengl this feels kinda pathetic as a final boss, and the way the fight drags down with the dragon head gimmick seems annoying and doesnt look engaging, im glad they remove the Federation Force halfway, the 1 on 1 actually looks cool, but the issue I have is, it doesnt look hard either Sylux has too many openings, I get im probably expecting a lot coming from Raven Beak but man, its rather lackluster for a final bossIt also seemed like the teleporter scene had the opportunity to give up on teleporting and confront Sylux instead of leaving the team out to die, what the fuck was up with that ending? I hope there's more to that scene than that.
>>727461946It reminds me of Tomb Raider Legend, Peru level, when Lara crossed the desert in a motorcycle (it was fun as fuck) There was another motorcycle level on Russia later in the game
>>727471031>9 boss fightsIt's over, what were they thinking
>>727461946This looks like lego racers 2
>>727461946forced fun
>>727461946this is what zoomers call PEAK gameplay?
>>727461946This is the game you guys were waiting almost a decade for?
>>727461946Bait
>>727471031>Samus just leaves the Federation Force to die as she makes her escape and they sacrifice themselves for herThat feels very out of character. Say what you will about the game but this doesnt feel like Samus Aran's choice to me. ESPECIALLY when the beef was between her and Sylux.
>>727471031>Make an Xbot-SNOY game>Slap the Metroid logo on itNintendo should kill Retro for this.
>>727473537It is very in line with her character. Survival takes precedence. She wasn’t going to allow their death to be in vain. Grow up. This is very Samus.
>>727462369Around release I remember being genuinely dumbfounded that this was not the common prevailing opinion, me and my friends were unanimously shitting on it for being a tech demo
>>727473796Priority not precedence*
>>727473796How was Sylux even a threat to her survival? She has been handling his ass the whole game it genuinely makes no sense for me that she would let them die for her, it feels forced.
Why didn't they have her armor transform into a motorcyle and have her wearing the zero suit while driving it. Would make more sense and be a much better design.
>>727461946As someone who owns a motorcycle irl and loves nothing more than going in circles in gta5 on a motorcycle in the winter this looks like shit and the physics are bad.
>>727473949kill yourself
>>727473796>It is very in line with her character.Canonically she went out of her way to save the animals on Zebes as the planet was exploding.Also,>Sylux>A threat>When she rapes his ass literally every time they meetlmoa
> final boss main gimmick are giant dicksIf someone told me this 4 months ago, I would consider a low effort shitpost
>after all this time we've invented.... TRONJesus christ when people say nintendo is behind the times I didn't realize they meant by a half century
>>727461946Every Metroid fan and their mother know that Samus should've been speed boosting instead of doing willies in a motorcycle
>>727473796Samus canonically saves the furry fucks in super Metroid since they appear in fusion. I think she would have tried a little harder to save her comrades.
>>727472312Yeah, and barely anything want to exist there.
>>727474128Every mother needs a good dicking.
like a ps1 game based
>>727473949Cool shit like that is no longer allowed to exist in current year.
>>727474128> they even Cumhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZfWBpdZ6gE6:55
I'm so sick of deserts
>>727461946It looks fucking lameFor comparison, here's some shovelware for the wiihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVfXaF_ACSs
>>727463289It looking fine in screenshots doesn't make it less empty or lifeless
>>727461946What's going on with the minimap? Is it a linear causeway, or what?
>>727463289>>727474579That's the switch 2 version which looks significantly better than the OG.
>>727461946Damn, the new Excitebike game looks tight.
Anybody got some weebms of pic related? Looks (and plays, presumably) 10x better than this, and came out 10 years ago.
>>727473537>>727473942>>727474113>>727474225Have you considered that Samus might just not like this squad of retards anymore than you do?
>>727474832I love bamham combat.Not even ashamed to admit it.
Sakamoto is rolling in his grave
>>727474676looks more like cemu
>>727474835>samus' fwBut seriously she would save someone even if they were obnoxious, that's not the issue
>>727461946is the ipod touch version out 200mb
>>727461946you've never spent one day in your entire autistic life playing outside, your opinion on anything is invalid. touch grass, incel.
>>727474835She somehow likes fucking Adam, jar jar binks could jack off in front of her and she would still save him.
>>727474835That would actually be a good trait, but that would also require her to kill Fed soldiers on sight. Unfortunately she's too cucked to do that.
>>727464741Prime is a spinoff series and its not about the "metroidvania" style Metroids.
Boy I sure am glad I've always thought Prime was ass, this looks embarrassing for Prime fans.
>>727475480Because Adam was a father figure to her, even if he was kind of a dick.
>>727476110shoo shoo sakamoto
>>727476151Never played Other M so I don't care for it, but facts don't change for your fee fees.
>>727462039I was never gonna buy the game anyway, but I'm double never gonna buy a Metroid game with this jar jar ahh poindexter-lookin bignose deadweight HUMAN NPC CONSUMING CPU CYCLES AND DIGITAL STORAGE IN A FUCKING METROID GAME
>>727461946can you please explain to me what I'm supposed to be impressed by in this video
wow mario odyssey but with even more empty open worlds!
> >727475984That's exactly what the Big Globohomo would say. Fortunately for me and also /vision of victory/. it's actually>All The Globohomo's Balls And All The Globohomo's Men Couldn't Begin To Train To Go Even Further And Beyond In DBZ Over On /x/, the /x/ parasites.Try to ruin Metroid for the depopulist N.W.O., and the baby is still born that same clone spiritual blue eyed and golden brown haired Square Enix sort of Epic Wasp. ESPECIALLY when the mother is the moste distally remote and exotically special North-South American Cum Succubus. And Gamergate Genesis of Maga enters it's hysterical next phase from the condition of Ultimate Sport American English.Christmas Island is the Island of Red Crabs Samus, Do Some Damage!uhi mean.. Raving.i mean... U.S.A.E.
>>727461946genuinely is this game fun? or is it really just linear gameplay with non-stop NPC interaction?
>>727461946I don't really like driving but they could have made more environments other than sand dunes.
>>727475135>sifu.jpg
>>727461946Worse than Ghostrunner 2's motorcycle, I never thought Id say this
>>727471031>who basically made Halo: Metroid EditionIf it were Halo a drop ship would give you a fresh set of feds every few missions and you'd try to keep them alive if and only if you wanted to
Why didn't they focus on level design, doing things like let the player sequence break or making movement feel better like the 2D games ?Why did they have to focus on NPCs and the bike ?
>>727468996
>>727461946Genuinely looks like a Nintendo 3DS game.
>>727474835Has Samus disliking someone ever gotten in the way of her saving them? I dont think so.
>>727462113that's weird, they made a pretty lively desert before
>>727461946This is cringeYoure cringeYou should feel bad
>>727473427And they pretend like its predecessors weren't also annoying shit. lol
>>727481147Agon Wastes is so cool, it's a shame it's color palette is too similar to the Great Temple which kind of makes it feel like you're in the same area even when you're not.
>>727468996compare this to the fangirl in Prime 2:>This is ridiculous. I can outshoot half the men here, and I'm stuck on monitor duty. I didn't join up to stare at a holoscreen! This wouldn't happen to Samus Aran... She'd be out there taking care of business, not pushing buttons and sending reports.Leagues apart. And this is the only time in the entire game Samus is glazed.
>>727461946how many racing games is nintendo gonna make
>>727473537>>727474225>>727474113Say what you want about Other M but Samus freaking out that Adam was going to let Ian die would have been a good character moment with better writing.Samus angry that the Chozo killed off all of those creatures on Zebes in the manga, and her will to save Damara, etc. Samus closing the eyes respectfully to the dead soldier in Prime 2, Samus remorsing her having to kill the other Bounty Hunters... It's shown plenty that Samus values life.
>>727461946it doesn't look like metroid
>>727461946they did it better in 2004
>>727461946>no pc releaseNo.
>>727461946Wow, Metroid is so cool in that Kart game
>>727483239they probably did
>>727462034It would be neat if they added more escort missions as a $20 DLC
>>727462113>of course it looks bland, they deliberately picked a bland setting!!!I've seen this cope posted a couple of times for different things and I never fucking understand it
>>727461946>A sonic game did a desert theme better than METROID.its actually over for nintendo
>>727461946HAVING A GREAT TIME
>>727485438This game was shit though.
>>727485438Is that really that strangeMetroid should never be in the desert in the 1st place
/v/ will look you dead in the eye and tell you GOOD MORNING SAAR
>>727461946It looks like it's fun for all of five minutes before you realize that this is going to be 70-80% of your gameplay time because "LE EPIC OPEN WORLD" is a goddamn plague. What the fuck was wrong with the way previous Prime games handled their worlds? Is the Nu-Retro team just allergic to making a fucking Metroid game?
>>727461946Wait, that's real? It looks like fucking Pokemon, what the hell.
>>727486070it's not open world, it's basically the Hyrule Field equivalent. You have to backtrack through this desert every time to go to the different biomes. Metroid Prime 4 is basically a stealth Zelda game. Prime 2 had similar design but it wasn't anywhere nearly as egregious as this
>>727461946Metroid?
>>727485485 ME TOO BRO!! NOTHING LIKE WATCHING SAMUS DO SICK DRIFTS THROUGH SAND DUNES WHILE THE CHOZO LORE DUMPS PLAY ON A HOLOSCREEN IN THE BACKGROUND. THIS IS PEAK PRIME.
>>727461946Looks like a Botw mod
Why do nintendo games still look like they run on the Gamecube?
>>727469685What's good about it?
>>727461946The journo who I otherwise shit on constantly said this was crap just as I wanted so now it is and there is nothing you can do about it!
>bike tearing it through the desert barely kicking up sand beyond a barely noticeable particle effect behind you
>>727461946Looks soulless as fvck
>>727461946note: in-game it sounds exactly like webmrel
>>727461946Cause it doesn't.
>>727489915people were shitting on this the minute they saw it in the Nintendo Direct, no journo is required
>>727490067Amiibo was a fucking blight, I can't believe we're still subject to it's nonsense since the Samus Returns fiasco.
How many shills are "having a blast" with this game?
>>727465795The GBA games were here 20 years ago. I played Sacred Stones on GBA back then.
>>727461946did they outsource the environmental art to game freak lol
>>727465795anon... Gameboy Advance released 24 years ago... anon... time has passed... ANOOOOOONNNN..
>>727461946Reminds me of those old ass motocross games.Except those were on a track, with opponents and shit.
>>727461946They couldn't even add different colors to the sand
>>727462307Nintendo reminds me of Ubisoft where they pollute all of their games with mechanics from their other games. I guess I don't see people saying this because not enough people actually play most Ubisoft franchises. Every Ubisoft game has recon drones even the caveman game. Every Nintendo game needs a motorcycle. The open world shit is following the same logic too. Nintendo is literally just Asian Ubisoft.
>>727462039Will Stancil in a Metroid game
>>727480834LMAO
>>727461946>That geometryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aGDCE6Nrz0And CUBE actually has music.
>>727461946Looks like a worse version of Motocross Madness.>>727469241>>727470394Based.
>>727462113It’s a fictional map in a video game.
>>727461946imagine the faces in Japan having to watch this shit
>>727492495i don't think Prime games get released in japan though
>>727492648i mean the executives
There's one main thing I don't understand.What's the point of making a Metroid game open-world when Metroid games are basically already open-world?
>>727492669>this is why we need to stop letting westerners touch our IPs
>>727493375metroid games are not open world, not even Metroid 1 or Super. They give good illusions of nonlinearity and experimentation but there's still clear critical paths.
>>727493597i think thats his point, metroidvania is a good enough concept, even if the world is bigger you dont need to make it "true" open world
>>727473641They probably will be downsized quite a bit and reduced to a support studio after this. First game Retro's put out since 2013 and it's a dud, and it's not like it's just Prime 4 either, before it got cancelled that original IP they were working on looked fucking horrible as well.
>>727493993downsized lol, no theyre gonna be axed and if Prime 5 happens they will have nothing to do with it
Metroid dying will be a good thing, maybe
>>727494270I'm hesitant to go that far since I can't remember the last time a Nintendo first party studio got full on axed. But then this is an exceptional case, I don't think a Nintendo first party studio has fucked up quite this monumentally before. Even with the marketing before release I've never seen Nintendo seem so ashamed of a mainline release, and considering the absolute state of Pokemon that's saying something.
Still defending this objective shit I see.
>>727480834I'd do the same if I saw the legendary bounty hunter who's supposed to be some babelicious blonde chick squish down to a beach ball and roll around.
>>727495587i guess the switch 2 version is way better but they cant promote it being better since they want to sell the switch 1 version
>>727493993they spent time brainstorming a terrible Sheik game that went nowhere.
The funny thing is that not a single Metroid fan likes thisOnly positivity comes from mouthbreathing morons who worship nintendo and think they can't do anything wrong.
Ending spoilers now that there are videos up but It just ends like that?
>My game takes place on the Moon!wow cool! what do you do!>Nothing! Because there's nothing on the Moon!oh that's a shame...>HEY! IT'S THE FUCKING MOON! WHAT DO YOU EXPECT!?!?but why does it have to be on the Moon at all?>UMMMMMM HELLO!?!?!? I'M THE DEVELOPER HERE, NOT YOU...
>>727461946Damn after all these years Mass Effect Andromeda got a new patch the fuck EA doing?
>>727493993>it's a dudNah, 5 million sales. I think you should join your friends in going with the "TENDIES WILL EAT ANY SLOP LOOOOOOL" narrative. Probably safer.
>>727461946what the fuck is this garbage? if I wanted to play a game with nothing but scenery on a map I would play roblox or gmod
>>727461946Maybe if this is your first time seeing it. Way to reveal that you're underaged, by the way.
>>727496534I feel like Sony fans said the same shit back when PS5 was selling like crazy with absolutely no games for it, and now we still have a PS5 with no fucking games worth buying the console for.At least with Switch 2 you know Nintendo will make at least good games using their main IPs, but it's depressing that people are bragging about console sales to defend software being low quality or simply not existing.
>>727496638Nope, this is a Bloodborne v. Splatoon situation. You lose.
Give it to me straight: are we stuck with just one beam type the entire game?
>>727496262For decades Nintendo fans haven't understood that Metroid fans are very different breed. They are ultra purists who are not really "Nintendo fans" and only really care about their little niche corner. They are not interested in defending Nintendo which is why Metroid fans often have no problem shitting on Nintendo if they think they are doing Nintendo dirty. Nintendo fans only care about Metroid to wage around in their gay console warring and to hype up it's legacy to shill Nintendo but they don't play or care about the games themselves.
>if they think they are doing Nintendo dirtymeant to say "if they think they are doing Metroid dirty"
>>727496683I haven't bought a console since the first Switch was announced. I can't win or lose, I'm just not playing anymore because nothing is interesting.
>>727496262Is pretty simple, really. Have you watched Aliens? Remember that final climax sequence where Ripley with little to no assistance (Bishop is still there but he can barely do anything at that point) decides to go alone inside the complex infested with xenomorphs in order to rescue Newt, then has a final battle with the Queen and finally everything explodes? Well, in a less catastrophic way and expanded to fit a game, that's basically the soul of Metroid. You can't describe any other Nintendo game in the same way as you can with Metroid and vice versa. That's why no actual Metroid fan likes Prime 4 and Nintendo fans who liked Prime 1 are trying to defend 4 but be sure they will return to Mario, Pokémon, Smash or Zelda in two weeks or less
>>727497769Aliens is an abomination compared to Alien, of course youd reference it
So just an uglier version of Just Cause 2
>>727470347He edited the boss health bar into an unrelated story mission. It's not real.
>>727461946It looks tedious.
>>727461946Even the Pixar Cars tie-in game that also has you driving around in deserts is better than this.
I genuinely like the environments in this game so it makes this desert stick out like a sore thumb all the more
>>727498413uh youre not supposed to play the game. me and my snoy/microshit homies are trying to make it not sell
>>727461946It unironically is fun. Just wish it didn't require an amiibo to unlock the music.
>>727461946Tendies will look at you with their lifeless cattle eyes and tell you this ubislop is fun
>>727461946Why do open worlds seem to get more and more empty with each passing year?
>>727462113>it's supposed to be lifeless!
>>727461946This shit looks so tacked on it's crazy. Even Ocarina of Time's Hyrule field from 1998 had a day night cycle. Would not surprise me in the least if this was outsourced at the last minute to stretch the length of the game
>>727487246It's more like WW's ocean in that it's way fucking bigger than Hyrule Field was to the point where it wears out it's welcome (and with no warping on top of it), and it includes a tedious collectathon at the end that everyone hates.
>>727461946I played motocross games like this in the 90s
>>727462039If he was a cute girl nobody would complain
>>727461946The gameplay itself looks fine. They should have just made a game around that but with visuals that don't look like a tech demo.
Doomers were right again.All the copers can eat shit.
>>727500234You really haven't been paying attention to the character reveals, have you?
Do you agree /v/?
>riding in a desert with literally nothing in it is funTendies are beyond mind broken. At least SoTC had platforming, riding animals, catching lizards, fruits and fucking around with physics.
>>727462369no you don't get it I NEED RANDOM ROLLED STATS AND LEVEL SCALING i need NUMBERS GOING UP and an inventory full of shit i'll NEVER USE!!
>>727500741everybody actually playing the game says it's great despite the flaws
>>727461946looks like a bargain bin wii-u game
>>727500979nobody is saying that mr. shill
>>727500979Goycattle suffering from sunk cost. Also survivorship bias.
>>727500957>Shit you never useThe way the fusion system in TOTK lets you add wacky status effects and physics interactions to equipment via attaching potion ingredients is unironically the best item system in the entire franchise. It is literally a mental issue on the player's end to not be able to take advantage of it properly.
>>727473641>Make an Xbot-SNOY gameSpeak English you underage queer.
>>727485496Better than Prime 4.
>>727500741people's ability to recognize obvious redflags has seemingly gotten so much worse.
>>727501085Consensus seems the game has two major flaws, the desert and occasional annoying dialogue. Gameplay, visuals, level design, atmosphere are all top-notch
>>727501504The game is shit.
>>727474676that's a screenshot of a buggy emulator you dumb cunt, pcfags are so insufferable, you didn't even play the fucking game so your opinion is invalid
>>727461946I don't hate the open world driving as much as this "break a thingy to collect stuff! Isn't that satisfying?" nonsense. It's so nu-Nintendo it hurts.
I'm sorry but didnt you guys want a classic 3d zelda game? Well this is it except in a Metroid skin.Whats the problem? Its still good.
>>727501180Bad UI makes people not want to experiment
>>727461946It doesn't actually and it's because it doesn't embrace the bike enough despite me thinking that the bike stuff was not only a mistake but probably a cop out since they wanted to remove samus from the "dangerous" elements.
>>727500957 Based loot goblins will never understand. You could hand them the Master Sword fused with Jesus' sandals and they’d still be digging through 200 busted lizalfos clubs for the one with slightly higher crit. It’s not "player choice" when 90% of the inventory is clutter from your autism-fueled scavenger hunt.
>>727489857The silence is deafening...
>>727461946Oh wow, its literally a desert. Why did they think that was a good idea.
>>727471205Nice Ricca pic, extremely schizo post.
>>727461946I don't play mobile games
>>727502716>zelda is now ubislop>metroid is now zelda>yoshi is now metroid>f-zero is now yoshi>star fox is now f-zero
>>727507710It was probably something they were working on for another game before they got pressganged into "saving" MP4
>>727461946I love open world of emptiness slop
>>727461946No more japanese games from western developers until we find out what the fuck is wrong.
>>727461946What PS2 game is this?
