Samus posting will continue untill morale improves.
>>727476646
>>727477020AI is scaring me bros
Is this the latest version of queen of spades posting?
mylessissies on suicide watch
>>727477230
>>727478474Pity theml
>>727478993How is Chief kissing her with his helmet on?
>>727479129You can't?Skill issue.
>>727476496Needs a diaper edit
>he doesnt keep the helmet on during the passionate make out sesh before the INTENSE AND HATEFUL poundingngm
>>727476496This slut ruined Metroid. The orange robot guy should be the focus.
>>727479221
>>727479236
>>727479471What do you think Chief's and Samuses Bebes will look like?
>>727476496You want to make people buy prime 4 show us the 100% secret ending. If she removes her helmet or strips or has the zero suit people will buy the game
>>727476496These are two dead franchises. It's time to move on, unc.
>>727478402She looks like she inflates.
>>727479687
>>727480191
>>727480079
I get the feeling this meme makes some people very angry
>>727479881
>>727480508Yes. Its great.
>>727480463Don't say that i love halo and metroid:(those 343 bastards ruined both
I hate this gay earth
>>727480652BRE'd.
>>727480769
>>727480761MORALE BOOST!
>>727480801Never forget.
>>727480985Prime 4 = Halo 4
Zero Suit did irreparable damage to Samus art by attracting the bimbo crowd.
>>727481063I hate them so much holy shit.
>>727481138>BOOBS!? in X!?
can't wait
I stay away from metroid threads for a month and now there's some schizo shipping samus with chief 20 years too late. Sometimes I forget how cringeworthy you guys are.
>>727481256She already had boobs beforehand
>>727477493The one that don't get you banned, yes.
>>727476496>kills all the metroids>cries when there are no more metroids
>>727476496QRD on the chef pairing?
>>727480508I honestly don't see how anyone would have an issue with Samus fucking Master Chief. He's even easy for purityfags to self-insert into so it's not like anyone should be getting that "NOOO he's cucking ME!" schizophrenic episodes.
>>727483435>t.newfag
>>727483767Metroid Prime and Halo 1 came out around the same time. That's literally it
>>727483767Old internet kino.Started when Prime 1came out.
>>727483920Exactly. It is so wholesome that it just makes autists self report.
>>727483767Halo is a dead franchise, so they're trying to keep it alive through parasitism.Hope this helps.
>>727476496I'm glad Samus' long awaited 18 years in the making game has been an absolute disaster. They went out of their way to hire a writer that says Samus is male, LMAO. It's legitimately over for Samus fanboys. Enjoy your damage control copium threads.
>>727485654>Halo is a dead franchise, so they're trying to keep it alive through parasitism
>>727483767https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cL-mR79GErU&t=90s&pp=ygUGSGFsb2lk
>>727485743they can be both dead together now
>>727486205
Here
>>727483920>>727485514Shipping is autism.
>>727486154Iit got a remake btwhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=91ze_cblYgI&t=209s&pp=ygUGSGFsb2lk
Parodying a jeet fetish is still a jeet fetishBTW
>>727486468>Shipping is autism.
>>727486682True, but it doesn't get them banned ;)
>>727486682No one is making you insert as Miles, lmao.
Nigga who the fuck is Miles?
>>727486914
>>727476496https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYMDtx4uVm4
>>727489695Based
>>727480508>I get the feeling this meme makes some people very angryReally? Because I unironically don't which leaves me kind of confused as to why it's spammed so much. I mean people unironically ship these two and have done so for ages, and even if you don't it's a much more respectable pairing than most of the shit people draw her with.
>>727478402>>727477121I guess I should jerk off
>>727495718This
So does she ever get in ball form in the new game? That's the only thing I was holding out for.
>>727497598*vored in ball form
>>727476496Did prime 4 finally admit that she loves anal?
>>727477230That animation is a lot older than modern image generation AI.
>>727498352Anal is very circumsized coded
>>727499014Circumcised "people" can't code.
She's a real party animal!
>>727499235>nuTifa
>>727476496
>>727502738You son of a bitch
>>727502738NO
>>727502738KYS
Samus is a girl.
>>727502738You're a cheeky cunt i'll give you that
I never played Prime 2&3, did I miss out on anything cool?I simply prefer the 2D games, I think the gameplay is more fun and Samus feels more powerful in these, but I actually like the lore etc. too.Played Prime 1, was not bad but it didnt scratch that Metroid itch for me personally.
>>727503894Great genre
>>727504212Prime 2 was tremendously atmospheric and decently challenging.
>>727505616>atmosphericIf I hear this nothing fucking term again
>>727476496>untill morale improvesreddit meme
>>727505730Isn't it from Egypt?
I like the snake shipp better but i havent played halo, maybe i would like this shipp more if i had
>>727476496>>727478993>>727479097>>727480384>>727482617>>727487332>>727489831>>727504247This has huge cuck energy
>>727509830Is this from Prime4!?
>>727509301
